/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What game is this?

>>2287577
the game of life

Finally the Koha op is gone

>>2287654
your presence is not needed here regardless

high quality CD shots

I really like this one
because it looks like Ai's rack is ginormous

>>2287570
Nice superior OP pic. Good shit.

is there a new DvD magazine out or something ?

>>2287683
It still bothers me that their legs look really smudged and weird in this one. It's like they knew how to use Photoshop until the reached the bottom half of their body and just turned retarded.

>>2287683
Koharu looks weird in that photo

>>2287763
you're right they do look weird, but pantyhose and glittering effects could create that in photoshop

>>2285377
What is this, and where can I download it?

>>2287969
thats what im trying to figure out myself

do you guys never look at our tracker?

>>2288085

huh?????

(DRIP) MORNING MUSUME DVD MAGAZINE vol.22 (2009.03.20)

Y'all wotas need to step your H!O tracker game up.

>>2287763
They're probably aware of how it looks. Notice how they try to cover up with the starburst/lensflare bits.

Now, compare that to the shot with JunJun, Reina and Niigaki. Much nicer. Makes me suspect the shot with Eri and them had the bottom half of their legs painted in to match the composition of the other shot. Or, it could have been deadlines, laziness, who knows what.

>>2288131
its been shit recently so i hadn't looked
definitely jump on that
>>2288136
i think you might be right, wouldn't worry about it too much , you know how much these photos get shooped

Damnit, I forgot I was downloading the DVD Magazine, want to watch it.

>idol thread
>fatass hikki losers

Sage.

>>2288798
i am neither sir

(DVDISO)【会場V】(磯)モーニング娘。 DVD MAGAZINE vol.22(20090320).ISO iK8vlKpWYr 3,776,675,840 560185a9e3e0ee47c7943aeabc11478050e900d1

For those not wanting to waste bandwidth seeding.

Aozora ga Itsumademo Chiba Day:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/8os3o5

Aozora ga Itsumademo Chiba Night:
http://www.sendspace.com/file/7uu973

eat it up. Night is better, cheers for Linlin.

>>2289154
Best vocalized performance in the setlist? I'd say so. Ai's mic rip is really good, too.

pretty cool thread

>>2289245
Everyday thugs in Nippon

>>2289097
Excellent.

>>2289524
Been a while since I last saw this.

>>2290401
>>2290404
new album rocks, even though its not so new

>>2288136
Stop overanalyzing photo shoots, photoFAG!
You're making us look like desperate pathetic fans!
<---------/P/ IS OVER THERE

>>2288131
>HURR DURR
Shut up nigga. We have our own secret fan club tracker.
And we're not shaaaaa-a-a-a-a-aaaaring.

>>2290414
Reminds me of the panda and chicken costumes.
WHO THE FUCK IS THEIR DRESSER!!!

>>2287576
I'd like to feel this bee but she looks very flat...

>>2287590
the game of arguing over talentless underage girls
Seriously. Stop being so pretentious.

>>2290437
I didn't even notice it myself until the other anon brought it up. Blame him.

hot date night i take it

>>2291059
...

>>2291346
a reasonable excuse
now as for the rest of you

>>2291968
My aunt next door looks cuter than this.
And she's not even young.

>>2291346
explain your reaction pic.

>>2291984
post a picture

>>2292017
Why waste my time when some faggot would just report it anyway.
Blame it on the lolireportu fags here.

>>2287682
>>2287683
>>2287688
Dumpster shiny metallic thingy costu-
FUCK this. What is it with the retard dressers.

>>2287688
and don't delude yourself, they're naturally small since they're UNDER 18 ffs!

this makes me feel bad for miki
http://blog.oricon.co.jp/satodamai/archive/429/0

Ishikawa Rika Special One-Man Live 090321 Tokyo 2nd Stage
http://www.sendspace.com/file/0ed2fo

Elementary School Textbook Quiz 09/03/22

>>2292591
are those all the people who want to steal her job ?
>>2293397
quiz, so why is shige there

>>2293643
She's already been on there once but I didn't watch to see how bad she did. Anyone know how bad she did this time?

>>2293643
>quiz, so why is shige there
To provide entertainment, of course.

So has Utaban completely given up on H!P? Its been a while since I've seen anyone on there.

>>2293950
Probably so. Something about Utaban's producer being a douchebag piece of shit.
I'm waiting for Maki to put out a decent release that Avex can push so they have an excuse to get her monkey ass on Utaban. It's been a few years and I wanna know what Takasan has to say about her these days.

There was something about the only reason MM used to be on Utaban was because Utaban was a small show at the time and the ratings that having MM on the show gave them were really helpful and since now MM has shrunken in popularity and Utaban has exploded in popularity they don't need them and putting them on the show nowadays would only be charity. Still, they should be charitable because Utaban was the best thing in Morning Musume media and Utaban should be grateful of their roots and help out MM who helped put Utaban on the map.

>>2293977
seconded
im still pissed off that the musume appearance on
music fighter didn't have meaningful discussion
its almost like in the previous appearance they were all opening up and discussing things and they put the lock down on that

Utaban is produced by the guy who's producing AKB...

>>2293822

Maimi is done and next month is Koharu for the Digital Photobooks, just to let you know.

satoda goes on utaban once in a while

>>2294845
Not promoting anything from H!P though, right? It's probably for Aladdin or just because she is a TV star.

>>2294845
id like to see those

Oh god, Tsuji looks like such a mutant. Human eyes should never look that disgustingly enormous. Seriously, ew.

any thoughts on new magazine dvd?

>>2295546
yea they are pretty messed up
but this picture is more appropriate for kids thread

>>2295559
Was nice to have something new to watch for sure, but it wasn't very exciting sadly. It had its parts, but maybe subs will make the entire thing a little more enjoyable.

>>2295546
shit just got real

>>2295573
Well, I was talking about that picture specifically, so there were no other options. I don't collect Nozomi pictures.

>>2295559
I'll watch it later tonight.

>>2295694
Have people ever subbed DVD Magazines before? I can't even recall.

I think they subbed the 20th one or the one where
they were hiding in the tubes

>>2295546
alien eyes suitable for alien

can we end the maki denial
these are plastic and very nice

>>2296308
Hey, how about FUCK YOU instead?

>>2296308
Nope, that's just a push-up bra and a shitload of padding. Also: basement wota shittalking and speculation doesn't prove jackshit. It's been years now and no one has been able to provide anything that's even remotely close to anything that could be considered evidence in this matter.

Also: OMG tits are smaller then when she was with H!P/UFA! The implants must've been removed!!!

>>2296000
Now that you mention it, I feel like I have watched it subbed, but I can't find it in my folders. I guess there may be hope for another, then.

>>2296308
>>and very nice
I'll definitely second this..

>>2296327
clearly still a sensitive issue for you
also
these two images cant be compared, different shot distances and angles, yes in one there is more of a push while the one you posted they are almost separated but the size is still there

>>2296327
>>2296322
>>2296308
Why are you guys focusing on their tits?
Please say tits, it's not something embarrassing, is it?
Their face is the most important.

>>2294967
Seconded.

>>2296349
'sup newfriend bullying piece of shit.
Shouldn't you be on the way out now?

>>2296364
I'm not following you
are you alluding to something

>>2296350
Meh, it just bores me. I'm all for the private life, boyfriends, surgery bullshit gossip that surrounds these girls but this has been going on for yeeeaaars now and the only thing people are (still) saying is "teenage girl grew up. teenage girl's boobs got bigger."

Also: sidebooooob

>>2296377
Yikes! Britney Spears in her morning mood face!
0_o (hope she's got some panties on)

>>2296388
to be honest I think the stories about her smoking and sleeping around are more detrimental than plastic surgery
that shit is so common place in the U.S. its almost natural
also
>0_o
fucking die

>>2296412
I will only die when mms disbands. ^_^
Which won't happen in a century or so.

>>2296412
See that shit I can get behind since there's a pic of (what people claim to be) her kissing some random fuck and there's also pics of her smoking, although that was post-H!P.

>>2296468
to be honest it felt like she embraced the entire whore package, plastic tits included
such a huge contrast in character I think can never be forgotten
that doesn't mean she won't be successful now and I haven't listened to enough of her newer music to judge its quality
but from the new image, its a tired and recycled american pop image that i despise

>>2296486
But judging from Koda Kumi's sales, Japan doesn't agree with you.

>>2296371
>>'sup newfriend bullying piece of shit.
Since when is that an insult on 4chan?

>>2296388
>>Also: sidebooooob
I'm not sure that qualifies as sideboob, but surely it's nice stuff there.

>>2296486
Yeah, she embraced it for some time, until she got fed up, tore up her contract and left H!P and UFA. I think the official reason was that she didn't like the direction they were taking her career. She's still doing the dance music kinda ish but with 200% better production, alot more creative control and no crawling around on stage begging for cock.
This move to Avex was the best thing she could ever do and the stuff she's doing now is far above the crap Tsunku put the poor girl up to at the end.

>>2296514
>But judging from Koda Kumi's sales, Japan doesn't agree with you.
not following you, i was talking about quality and image freshness, perhaps providing actual figures would make whatever point you were jamming in there
>>2296515
>This move to Avex was the best thing she could ever do
it was probably the best move she could make in her desperate situation I'll agree
so crawling around on stage is when your in the doghouse with Tsunku ? I was about to defense Tsunku right now and I just can't let that happen while he has my waifu locked up

>>2296536
>>not following you,
I was referring to this.
>>its a tired and recycled american pop image that i despise
Koda Kumi has this image and many people would say that Gomaki is headed straight in this direction and Koda sells shit tons of CDs, I thought.

>>2296536
There was no "desperate situation" there was only the reality over at H!P. Everything has gone to shit. Sales are down, down, down. TV-shows cancelled, the roster has been reduced to I don't know what. Production and writing is worse than ever. I could go on.
Since Maki's sales were going down the tubes with the rest of H!P following suit, he pulled out the ace in his sleeve which was that How to Use Sexy album and the image that went with it, and Maki couldn't put up with it for an extended period of time so she left. Clever girl. Same shit he did/is doing with Rika now. That girl needs to wise up aswell.

I wonder if Tsunku even cares about H!P anymore, really.

Morning Musume Concert Platinum 9 DISCO 09/03/21 Chiba Day
http://www.sendspace.com/file/p7p8ml

Morning Musume Concert Platinum 9 DISCO 09/03/21 Chiba Night
http://www.sendspace.com/file/9z0ipq

Morning Musume Concert Platinum 9 DISCO 09/03/22 Chiba
http://www.sendspace.com/file/oe8en5

HaroTen Party 2 09/03/22 Tokyo 2nd stage
http://www.sendspace.com/file/s9it30

>>2296536
hi2u

So what's this "M-Line" thing all about?

>>2296693
damn, it would of been nice to be in Chiba yesterday, they really make these girls work

>>2296830
It's the Elder Club's fanclub in UFA outside of H!P. Why they call it the M-line is pretty interesting actually, pic related.

oh hAi
ill make this girl work overtime

Night /jp/, sweet prince

You guys bore me to death. I wonder how MM threads coud survive until now. But I also have to admit that I like Gomakis new plastic body.

>>2296968
What the fuck she's so anoretic already, no point overworking her. Only fat whiny wotas like Mika and Reinya need to be overASSworked.

>>2297547
>>2297541
Yes, we know you have an anything-idol-related-goes fetish.
Go back to H!O with this pig disgusting shit.

>>2297537
The jiji looks in place.
But what's with that goddamn potato head kid on the left???

>>2287688
>>2287683
I'll add another voice of objection against such horrendous dressing.
Brofist to that bro above!

>>2297541
>>2297547

Nacchi #1

>>2298386
wat
It's still gross, unfitting image for an idol. :P

>>2297537
will we be able to hear/see that by chance ?

Rika and her technicolor hairpiece

>>2297255
i wouldn't mind Kago with some big plastic titties as well

>>2298692
Fuck that toddler apron.
Chimps, drag queens and now this abomination?!!

>>2294307
Looks like that loli orgasm flash game..
if you ignore the retarded x 9000 pose.

>>2299014
No. The jiji is super uber rich like sugar daddy.
That's why he can do it.

>>2298692
I'm *chuckle* sorry. What hairshitpiece.
I can't stop lulzing at that baby costume... bwahahahahahahha.

>>2288450
Crooked teeth is shocking!

>>2299108
With teeth like that, they're not gonna eat bean sprouts then. Lol.

"Get back to /s/ you weeaboo."
I laughed at the pathetic 2D fag who made that response.

>>2298664
Not Miss World material, please.
Dress up as Rice and I'll gladly donate my kidney.

Thanks, Janitor.

dead today . . .

>>2299748

>>2299748
maybe if i rip on maki a bit

>>2299825
>>maybe if I beat off to Maki a bit.
Fixed for more likely conclusion.

Y'all wotas needs to keeps yer spunk aways from ma waifu, ya hear?!

>>2300008
sure you can ask us to stop but
she is getting banged daily so try and stop her whorish ways

>>2300083
Read up on Dian Fossey and stop your wota ways. Travel to Rwanda to do wildlife charity work in the mountains. Get savagely beaten to death by a gorilla for not knowing your fucking place.

>>2300008
She's looking really damn good right there.

>>2300269
Yes. Yes she is.

>>2300333
is she holding two cocks there ?!

>>2300402

>>2300477
> tokyocityguide000.jpg
no, i rather stick with my initial assessment that she is holding two cocks

Someone should teach japanese photographers the meaning of high-resolution. Fuckers must be using their cameraphones to take pics. GAH!!
Anyway here's Maki shitting on bitches once again.

>>2300523
She looks hot there. And the it was probably just for an internet based article which is why it has such shitty res.

>>2293397
Finally got around to watching this, and poor Yui is so slow. She seems to be a good sport about it though.

>>2300676
Girl needs to rock more cleavage.

>>2300676
Is the program really 2 hours and 24 minutes long?

>>2300923
Yup (sayu2666 is 2h24m24s).

>>2300923
I'm downloading it now, and it's 797MB at 640x360 so I really wouldn't doubt it.

>>2300676
I've never been a big fan of Yui to know her personality or anything but I expected that lol.

>>2301029
How's the quality? I'm between settling for that 700 Mb file and this 3 Gb one.

道重さゆみ・矢口真里・岡田唯 090322 おとなの学力検定SP!!小学校教科書クイズ（CMカットのみ）（Xvid12 960×540 Q4.0 2h24m24s）.avi MYANKOxxEL 3,062,999,040 986a5f38aa204e4cf83a54d4e4ee3391bfcd5fd1

>>2301031
>I've never been a big fan of Yui to know her personality or anything but I expected that lol.
she was always funny on H@M, she'd make the weirdest faces and I liked when she was on the show

>>2301098
>>and it's 797MB at 640x360

>>2301098
>How's the quality?
Soft, but watchable.

Wish I had space for that higher res one personally.

>>2301128
Hmm... I'd rather wait a day for the 3 Gb one. I still have all those hexagon episodes to watch anyway.

>Wish I had space
Buy a new HDD, they're cheap nowadays. And cheap in a 3rd world shithole means even cheaper in America.

>>2301231
>Buy a new HDD, they're cheap nowadays.
A larger HDD would mean I'd never be as "disciplined" in backing up my data as I am now.

>3rd world shithole
I'm sure it's not that bad there. You haven't been murdered or kidnapped yet.

Does anyone have Hello pro hour episodes around? I lost them and I was looking for episodes 9 and 10.

>>2301671
My problem with burned DVDs is that when I wanted to watch what I burned, the data was usually corrupted. So I'd rather trust my data to a HDD.

>I'm sure it's not that bad there.
I was referring to the prices for electronic goods. As the price is in dollars, it's more expensive and the technology reaches here around a year or 2 later (at exorbitant prices, of course).

>You haven't been murdered or kidnapped yet.
"Yet". That's the keyword. Been mugged twice if that counts.

>>2301985
is that the Ayaya Shanghai video that Im looking for still ?

>>2301985
Are you that other Australian? Even if you aren't, I know what you are going through.

>>2301985
Why the sage trend these days?

Also, I think you don't have a TV. :3

>>2302012
I want to be the jiji who's feeling her butt- oh wait...
She's got a flat bottom. Ah ha ha ha ha ha.

>>2298692
The fuck happened to my comments on her costume??!!
Fuck you guys for not being able to take negative comments!!

She still looks like in a baby napkin costume. Lol.

>>2301985
/g/ dude here.
What sort of DVDs might you be using, I know a lot of noobs who go for cheap stuff only to find half of the batch spoiled, a.k.a. low quality dyes.

That's most probably your problem.

>>2300792
You're kidding, right? That lipstick looks horrible on her. Like that Girugamesh guy, yeeshh.

>>2293643
she has no sex/cute appeal, that's why

>>2301015
Isn't there a smaller than A-cup bikini for her...

>>2302119
eri isn't flat douchebag. . .
>>2302043
yea because your not here to troll right

>>2302180
Ever heard of the term 'childish'?
It's when silly little anon runs to his mommy when someone says his toy looks strange, like a male action figure with skirts.

>>2302180
Nice shop, brah.
I have the previous pic for comparison. You can't fool me.

http://dubai.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1237887931/
HOW CAN YOU GET MARRIED AND NOT BE PREGNANT???

It says Mikitty getting married this summer...
http://www.sponichi.co.jp/entertainment/flash/KFullFlash20090324102.html

>>2302548
Disgusting reaction pic.

cool story bro

>>2302573
Shutup, captain obvious.
Flash is a big giveaway and you're the dimwit that had to be oh so smartass.

>>2302596
Reported.

>>2302555
Aww, and I was just getting used to her being on TV regularly. ;_;

I lol'd at this pic though.

pussy didn't even rip up the cover

It really seems official
http://www.nikkansports.com/entertainment/news/f-et-tp0-20090324-474947.html

>>2302606
pussies DO do things like ripping up covers
real men cum

>>2302615
FFFFUUUUUU-

...

I wish her happyiness forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever. ;_;

ｗｗｗ

>>2302615
She is NOT pregnant.

http://www.sanspo.com/geino/news/090324/gnb0903241904002-n1.htm

>>2302630
i cut my dick while doing through the cd hole ;_;

>>2302631
only a matter of time, really

>>2302631
Her parents: Screw you disgusting wotas! We want a grandchild before we die!

>>2302630
Why do you hafta go and use Japo coded 'www'??
To proof that THE SPIRIT OF WEEEABOOO is strong?
Go facepalm yourself now.

Who's the dada by the way?

She's actually marrying that goofy faggot fuck?

>>2302823
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>2302874
lol jealous much

>>2302896
No, but she could do better. When Maki and Ayaya finds douchebags to marry? Fuck yes. The term "shotgun wedding" will be implemented in the japanese language. It will however not have the same meaning as it does over here since it will involve an actual shotgun.

>>2302631
keep telling yourself that

>>2302006
If you're looking for the concert you'll have to wait a little longer. Blame my shitty ISP for being so shitty.

>>2302012
South America.

>>2302052
Fucking Verbatim used to sell MCC but somewhere it changed to RITEK. Shit sucks.

>>2302555
Ah, so Shouji is the boyfriend. The guy is not even funny on Hexagon!

>>2302931
>"shotgun wedding"
できちゃった結婚
Dekichatta kekkon.

>>2302962
Goddammit. My joke went to hell. Wait...

When Maki and Ayaya finds douchebags to marry? Fuck yes. The japanese term "dekichatta kekkon" will have it's meaning changed and will now involve an actual shotgun.

>>2302931
let me guess, every male that isn't you is a douchebag, right? how dare someone marry your pure, virgin waifu?

lol at an angry jealous impotent internet user

>>2302974
Fortune tellers tell Shachou that marrying late is better for her. I hope she follows that piece of advice and doesn't get impregnated by a random ugly and unfunny comedian.

>>2302994
Jokes idiot anon, jokes. Are you wotas are all serious business all day everyday? Damn. I don't give a fuck either way and I'm not dense enough to believe that ye olde members of Gomattou are still pure untouched virgins. I'll leave those beliefs to the real insane wota.

>>2303006
Proof before all wotas be ragin

Wut up gangstas I hear ya'lls be h8in on da english fanfics wtf man. Mebbe you ain't been to JPH!P we got some of da best around and we're so fucking awesome. We even gots some radio shows UP IN THE HEEEEEZZZY MUTHAFUCKA!! I paste you a story EXCLUSIVE RIGHT HURR. It also feets an SNSD gurl cuz they are WHACK.

Sunny stepped back from Risa. The moonlight from the window, silhouetted against her curvaceous body. With a smile, Sunny gleamed, “My turn.” She pushed Risa to the leather sofa. Her denim shorts came off and her white panties exposed. Sunny dropped to her knees and pulled them off. Sunny placed a hand on each of her legs, and opened them. Sunny’s tongue dived into Risa, exploring her womanly delights. Risa writhed in extreme pleasure her gasps and moans raised. She placed her fingers through Sunny’s hair, slowly controlling her thrusts. Her legs parted one foot running up and down against Sunny’s bare sides. Risa climaxed and released a long sigh of relief. Sunny raised herself up and kissed her lips. Risa was exhausted and pulled Sunny to lay against her on the couch.

To find out the rest of this nut bustin ass story go to jphip and become a member of the hizzy!!!!!!

>>2303017
Don't encourage him, bro. Ignore his nonsensical statements like everyone else.

Have some Gomaki.

>>2302615
so is this the same boyfriend she's had for a while, cus 33 seems really old for her
>>2302974
>When Maki and Ayaya finds douchebags to marry
woa slow down, its fine that mikki is getting married because she needs to be tamed a.k.a. fucked into submission but real waifus like ayaya are off limits
>>2303260
maki has 6 babies inside of her from 6 different men waiting to come out

>>2303330
>maki has a career, my waifu doesn't ;__;
Shit must suck, brah.

is it just me or does mikki seem like the kind of woman that would get divorced over non nonsensical shit
especially if she is married to some talentless comedian hack

>>2303260
That is my very favourite size.

>>2303385
fascinating

if anyone would get divorced it'd be tsuji or iida since those were real shotgun marriages

>>2302894
That's better. Everyone should learn from this anon.

Congratulations for the thread.

>>2303260
Enjoy your roneriness.
Everyone doesn't exist, it's just you and me, babeh.

>>2303609
i may be dcpoor but this guy's an even bigger faggot
go diaf

No, seriously. MM is THE Idol group. Words can't describe how wrong I was in supporting the wrong bunch of girls.
I grovellingly ask forgiveness.

AKB48 are whore group.

>>2303684
we all make mistakes,
now it is time to atone for your sins
buy tons of Musume merchandise

>>2303799
Then post pictures of it all. And break all your AKB merch, too. Then leave.

>>2303569
I can see Tsuji getting divorced, I don't see how the husbando can stand those enormous, disgusting, alien eyes she's got.

>>2303006
With Miki now getting married, Ayaya is going to be constantly exposed to married life through her... Might be time to finish learning Japanese and start a gaijin manzai team. With Johnny & Associates! Just to be sure.

Also, auto-sage.

>>2304126
>I don't see how the husbando can stand those enormous, disgusting, alien eyes she's got.

I'd bet she's absolutely fantastic in the sack.

new thread
>>2304414
remember mikki in anyway you wish