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young alice is better
even the game agrees, young alice was extra stage while old alice is only stage 3

>>22774494
Both are cute anyway

>>22774488
The small thumbnail made it look like old Alice had a very deformed looking hand

Alice is cute!

>>22784134
Alice has got some nice fuckin titties.

Alice is a sub

>>22784314
Indeed, cute milkies

alice is very romanian

How much longer before this turns into an Alice bullying thread?

>>22787627
shovel!

>>22787627
Does gentle bullying counts? Because I want to loudly tell Alice how good she smells and how cute she is and hug her very tightly in front of her friends and make her feel very embarrassed.

>>22784134
Alice is made for motherhood

>>22787837
Indeed

>>22787614
Alice is british

>>22784453
Alice boobie best boobie.

>>22787614
>>22789152
Alice is Makainese

>>22787648
I want to suddenly start bride-carrying Alice in front of her friends and tell her a gorgeous beauty like her shouldn't risk getting her dress dirty!

>>22789243
>>22789639
Truly

>>22790289
Dating Alice is like a long time investment. She's bound to fill out nicely and her figure will start to resemble that of Shinki once you start impregnating her. Make enough children with her to fill an entire realm. She'll be to Wonderland what Shinki is to Makai. Very few 2hus have as great prospects for the future as her.

Things would be a lot different around here if Shinki were my mother-in-law. Or even just my mother, but that's a different story.

>>22789152
>>22789639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4CvoGYZtZw

land parsee

>>22791586
Do you think Koishi is Hartmann's offspring, anon?

>>22791946
Yes.

>>22791970
Thanks Koishi!

>>22790330
Small Alice and big Shinki is the kind of oyakodon that I can get behind.

I want to teach small Alice how to swim and cheer her on as she tries her best without the swim ring!

Where can I purchase a Lolice? Asking for educational purposes.

>>22795099
They're out of stock since Shinki has purchased every single one.

>>22795962
Kidnapping it is, then!

>>22774494
pc98 sucks

Alice is so lucky to have her dolls treat her when she's sick.

Inescapable crushing sadness and loneliness!

>>22790289
>>22789243
>>22784453
I love how her dress nicely accentuates her awesome rack.

>>22796425
That won't work either. She was one-of-a-kind, and now she's all grown up.
All is not lost, though. If you impregnate non-loli Alice, she might give birth to a new Lolice. Emphasis on "might." It could take several attempts. I'm sure you'll get what you're after eventually, though.

>>22800906
it also accentuates her awesome butt .

>>22800955
I want Alice to craft a doll modeled after Lolice, transfer my conciousness into it and give me to Shinki, so she can stop pestering the real Alice!

I want Alice to prepare a full-course dinner for me and Patchouli!

>>22774488
Alice is secretly the most powerful Touhou.

>>22802356
Indeed

>>22802283
Alice would never serve that cow.

>>22800955
Sounds like something Shiki would say to get some grandchildren.

>>22802283
>>22802783
What if we flip it to Anon preparing a full-course dinner for Alice and Patchouli? Surely that'd work better?

>>22802805
Sounds comfy, just don't forget koakuma, she is invited too

>>22802805
Patchy would probably be spoiled by Sakuya's cooking so she'd expect some extremely high quality food. Alice probably knows a fancy recipe or two as well. The pressure would be too much and I'd end up disappointing both of them!

>>22802805
That could be better. I'm decent cook, and would love to serve them. The only problem is that I don't know how to prepare Alice's dishes.
The main-course, Marisa, needs to be slaughtered in a beautiful way that keeps her head, torso, and limbs in a pristine condition,
I would not be able to do that without Alice's help.

>>22802805
That could be better. I'm decent cook, and would love to serve them. The only problem is that I don't know how to prepare Alice's dishes.
The main-course, Marisa, needs to be slaughtered in a beautiful way that keeps her head, torso, and limbs in a pristine condition,
I would not be able to do that without Alice's help.

I fucking hate Harasaki.
Alice is not a psycho. She would never hurt Marisa.

24 HOUR TRIPOD OVER HERE.

>>22806786
I wanna touch those udders too

Theory time...
I have yet to finish PC-98 but I stumbled over some possible spoilers and if it’s true, I might need to go back through every last one of Alice’s appearances in the games and her sprites.

>>22806886
I've always wondered, how would these guys react if she consented without being hypnotized?

Like, is that actually a fetish/power aspect of theirs, or is it just a means to get laid?

>>22802356
>>22802656
This is a reminder that Yuuka once stole Alice's book from her to learn the magic inside.
This is also a reminder that Alice has her book in the present day, which means that she had to have defeated Yuuka (who had learned the magic from inside Alice's book) to get it back, without the use of said book.

>>22806961
We'll never know, because Alice is made for being hypnotized. It's in her blood.

>>22806970
Nah, she just pretends to enjoy it even more

>>22806965
it would be interesting if alice have another powers related to her magical threads, like cut people with them, just like, you know, Walter Dornez from hellsing

>>22774488
i had a dream where Alice was the only playable character in the next 2hu game, it was weird considering that i don't like alice

>>22807128
A premonition about the next spin off?

What a nice Alice thread!

>>22806993
>she just pretends
You're not fooling anyone Alice, we know your weakness here.

>>22806961
Maybe they like pure girls acting like complete sluts. If Alice consented to every single guy that approached her, she'd look like a cheap whore and that may be a turn off to some guys. So even if she consents, they'd prefer if she pretends not to.

>>22810243
the "hypnotized alice" meme feels recent to me, is not something i see before

Choose

>>22810846
All of theme

>>22810851
*them

>>22810846
Regular Alice and Lolice, please.

>>22810846
Lolice and wedding dress Alice.

>>22810846
How can I choose when I love all of the Alices?

>>22796427
do you take pride in being so wrong?

>>22806961
Even if it's not a power/domination thing, I'm going to carry on pretending it is. It's more fun that way.

>>22810846
The alice that will bear me the most magical children

>>22816034
Titty alice best alice

>>22816113
Indeed

>>22806965
This also backs up the claim that Alice likes fighting, meaning that there is a slight possibility that she’s another one of the “you don’t mess with these people” Youkai in Gensokyo should she get serious.

>>22816034
>>22810157
IS there a japanese term for pictures with huge titted girls and question marks? I love it.

>>22816354
>>22816698
Delicious Makainese busty blondie

>>22806886
>>22806961
>>22806970
>>22806993
>>22810157
>>22810243
>>22810777
>>22816034
>>22816698
Why did Alice, out of all possible Touhous, become so heavily associated with hypnosis? This is the oldest image of it I can find, and it's from 5 years ago, but we're still getting hypo-Alice today

>>22784400
Alice is a mommy gf

>>22817040
Because is hot af, and that's all you need to known.
idk, maybe because she's is a puppeteer who controls others, and the hypnosis/mind control thing, it would be a ironic meme where she is now a sexual puppet, also the funny thing that is a tsundere who thinks is not hypnotized but is hypnotized

>>22817219
Alice's mommy is a mommy gf

>>22817664
Good mommy feeding her daughter

>>22817522
This description makes me want to hypnotize Alice into thinking that I'm just another one of her dolls, just to really hammer that angle from both directions. It sounds fun.

>>22817909
>Using alice as a one hole sex doll
it would be really fun

>>22817989
Further delving into the topic of hypnotized Alice, why are so many of her hypno-pictures of her wearing a bunny outfit?

Further delving into the topic of hypnotized Alice, why are so many hypno-pictures of her wearing a bunny outfit?

>>22817040
Since we're discussing Touhou trends that appeared for no particular reason, why is Youmu frequently acting very submissive in fan works?

>>22820017
Her normal clothing is modest, so something more revealing is good to show the contrast between behaviour. Plus unlike flocks of flathus and lolihus she is usually depicted with ample hips and breasts, so something form-fitting would fit her nice. Rabbit outfit serves both of these purposes.

>>22820017
Dunno,maybe for all the "alice goes after the white rabbit in wonderland" thing, or maybe just because is sexy

>>22820031
Maybe cuz she is a samurai like character, and she's very obedient and loyal, something something traditional japanese waifu, or maybe just because she is a virgin dork

>>22817219
Tfw no mommy gf to pat your head and call you a good boy. While they're dressed up as Alice.

>>22817853
I wish Alice fed me.

I am deeply in love with Alice. But I know that this is primarily a love born of jealousy and that even putting that aside, I'll never be with her regardless of what I do.

>>22825123
I wish alice feeding me too and have a comfy dinner with all her friends

>>22825505
Is Alice trying to count all the people that won't show up for her birthday party?

>>22825969

>>22825165
>love born of jealousy
Explain

>>22827861
Post the last panel where they actually attend and have gifts prepared for Alice!

>>22828367

I just started liking Alice recenly.

>>22828245
It's fairly easy to follow. You start by recognizing how perfect Alice is in basically every way that matters. Then you become jealous that you'll never be as good as (or good enough for) her. That grows into an obsession which, given time and an inability to properly feed it, will mellow out into love. It took years to reach this stage though, so I don't know what comes after.

>>22828436
I wish I was there to give Alice a gift too!

alice's tits are so big but marisa's are so small! how must marisa feel that her girlfriend has bigger tits than her?

>>22829866
>>>/u/

>>22829866
She's also shorter. People must think that Marisa is Alice's little sister when they walk while holding hands.

>>22829894
>>22829866
Imgaine if they went on a double date with Sanae and Reimu. People would think that Alice and Sanae are the parents of Reimu and Marisa!

>Hypnotized Alice
>Big tit Alice
Truly this is a wonderful thread and I'm glad I get to share it with all of you. To bad about the >>>/u/ turn

>>22830372
What's wrong with /u/? It's a fundamental part of Touhou!

>>22830372
/u/ Alice is great. Just imagine fucking her until she turns straight and sending a video of you pounding her to Marisa.

>>22830372
If you don't like the /u/, we can go full /d/ instead. Alice wets her bed and leaks poop!

>>22830372
What would it take to make hypnotized /u/ Alice acceptable for you?

>>22830430
Hypnotizing her to love dick above all else, but still acting all lovey dovey with Marisa, so she hypnotizes Marisa into loving dick so they can be mind broken sluts together.

>>22830421
I really wanna read this doujin. Something about Alice wetting herself is great

>>22829866
Can't Marisa make her tits bigger with magic?

>>22830881
She's not powerful enough yet. That's why she's still a human but Alice is a yokai.

>>22830045
I wish people mistook Alice for my mom.

>>22828367
>>22828436
boo no happy endings

>>22834606
Alice deserves to be happy.

>>22834624
>Alice deserves to be happy.
With me

>>22836094
That isn't you though

>>22836128
He is literally me

>>22840863
Whoops!

Punchable face.

>>22842290
pls don't bully the Arisu

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>>22840868
I'm glad to learn I have something in common with Alice!

>>22842328
She just got a new hob, so she's not used to the temperature settings! Alice is an excellent cook aside from that!

>>22840863
>>22840868
>>22842328
i think alice probably known how cooking though, after all she lives on her own, but she probably use her dolls to cook

>>22842411
Oh, in that case I'm glad to learn it won't be long before she's able to un-tarnish her perfect image!

>>22842411
This man draws the most fertile Alice

>>22842466
I bet Alice is such a great and nice cook that she makes some pies and cakes for the schoolkids in the human village on special occassions!
Students making a rush for the cafeteria when they see Alice outside the window!

>>22844210
Indeed, this alice is ready to have babies

How would Alice react if she found out that her boyfriend had sex with Marisa? Would she murder them both and then commit suicide?

>>22845973
that will not happen because i'll always be loyal to my beloved alice, also marisa have reimu, so that bitch shouldn't come to screw my precious wife

>>22845973
Thankfully we'll never find out, I'm only cheating on her with Shanghai.

>>22847106
Well shanghai is an extension from alice, so still counts like hang out with her.

Hey anon, mom's not home, let's go play some sven co-op!

>>22852880
I find it hard to believe that Shinki wouldn't have put someone like Yumeko or Sacchan in charge of watching Alice while she's out.

>>22852894
Sacchan wouldn't care and Yumeko would probably be unaware of the fact that Shinki doesn't want her daughter playing violent video games!

>>22852932
Yumeko would sure as hell not allow it, but she's also quite busy being a maid and wouldn't be able to keep an eye on Alice all the time. She'd be puished if she were to get caught though.

>>22852954
I'd volunteer to spank Alice for Yumeko s she could finish her chores but secretly lead her to the kitchen to eat some candy!

>>22853106
And thanks to you spoiling her, Alice will grow up and still act like an entitled brat, even after turning 20.

>>22853106
I doubt that Yumeko would allow you to discipline Alice, unless you were also one of Shinki's children.

>>22853106
>>22853175
>>22853217
i think yumeko does a good job at disciplining alice, arisu needs to learn how to be a good princess of makai

>>22853928
I wish Yumeko would discipline me and train me to be obedient and compliant.

>>22854297
her duty always will be keep care the makai's royal family and nothing else

>>22854357
Then I'm marrying Sacchan, the first in the line of succession. That would make me part of the royal family and Yumeko would have to keep me well behaved! And it's not like I'd ever have to rule either since Shinki will never die.

>>22853175
I don't think she'd turn into a spoiled brat from one or two incidents! There's nothing wrong with a little rebellion to spice up the strict discipline of Makai!

>>22855434
>one or two incidents
Don't fool yourself, we all know that if you were in charge of babysitting Alice you'd always treat her like a princess and never scold her.

>>22855980
Now that's just not true! Alice must be disciplined but also deserves to be spoiled and loved! All work and no play makes Alice a dull girl! It's because of this binary childrearing by Yumeko and Shinki that Alice is basically socially inept now and can't even get a boyfriend, or even a girlfriend! With the only thing she has to show for is her mastery in tailoring!

Terrorising Gensokyo!

>>22860215
Columbine in gensokyo

Page 10? Despicable of you, anon. I thought you cared about Alice!

>>22865573
How funny of you to think I care about this thread when shitters infested it and began making low quality posts
This thread is full of favs that should be brutally executed.

>>22865635
If you truly loved Alice you would try and make her low-quality threads better with high-quality posts instead of abandoning her entirely like a chicken!

>>22865635
Alice is a pure and innocent girl and she deserves to be protected

>>22866444
She deserves to be impregnated

>>22867578
By me.

>>22867630
No, me

>>22866444
I want to hug Alice like this Alice does Marisa.