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What would be your waifus favorite percussion cap revolver?

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>>22768006
I want to worship an otohime's breasts!
I want to give her belly kisses and lick her sweats!
I want to fuck her in full view of everyone at the mixer!
I want to make her my little cum stuffin muffin!

gremlin-chan will set up a vpn on my computer so i can play on Zipangu servers without getting my ip banned like a dirty gaijin!

>>22767922
Hopefully happy, cause I'd kiss her footpaws too.

It's getting late

>>22768053
That Purple Oni is cute.

>>22768053
so many flavors of Japanese goburin!

>>22768053
just how many colors are there for onis?!

>Somewhere out there in the world of mge is a serial killer that goes around "murdering" women with DS knives.
>Leaves them tied up with their bodies slashed from head to toe.
>skin is so sensitive from the "murder" that its like a mummies curse on steroids.
>Leaves victims completely unable to function for several weeks afterwards because every time somebody so much as breath's on them they orgasm.

Who knew being a serial killer could be so hot?

The new Mamano Hidamari short is done and ready for your reading. Two illustrations for this one.

It's basically exactly what you'd expect (as long as you're not expecting NTR trash). No surprises, here.

https://outismedia.itch.io/holstaur-maintenance-a-beginners-guide

Would you fuck a Holly, MGG?

I hope Anon gets ASSassinated by a Kunoichi of the Fat Bottom clan.

>>22768108
I want to read a story about a kunoichi being captured and "interrogated" by the man she was sent to assassinate.

Anyone else think the new yananon story was kind of gross?

>>22768121
Yes. The fact her breast milk tastes like cookie dough was kinda iffy. I visualized it as goopy milk.

>>22768108
any lolis in that clan?

>>22768121
It was a bit strange. I liked it, though.

>>22768102
Blue balls again, Hatch. At least I got some holstaur spank material out of it, though.

>>22768084
All the colors of the rainbow. Though I pity the one that comes out plaid.

>>22768108
I kind of want a sitcom of a fat-bottomed kunoichi sent to "assasinate" the bloodline heir to an up-and-coming clan, the titty-monster ochimusha sent to defend him, and the poor heir himself just trying to keep the both of them happy and himself out of any more trouble.

>>22768121
Nah, the cookie dough milk was kinda out of nowhere, but otherwise, it's the level of weird I expected out of him.

>>22768102
TOUCH THE COW.

>>22768184

Reminder that being a hero is harder than it sounds.

>>22768187
I need a momster with breasts this big to hold me close, squish my face into her cleavage, and tell me everything is going to be alright.

>>22768102
Not bad.

>>22768121
I don't even know what to say about it. Pseudo-momdom? that shit with the artificial womb onahole thing got me diamonds, though. He's gotten really good at emphasizing the monster bits.
I want undead hunt to win the next poll because I know he'll make it fucking terrifying.

>>22768125
>>22768167
I guess it was a way to link the cookies she brought him in the beginning to the whole "I'm keeping you alive by replicating your cells." thing? Iunno. The way she went straight for the nursing handjob is also weird. Then again, she's mommy-crazy, so...

>>22768187
she looks like she's about to do something aggressive to a poor traveler

>>22768187
>Go on, give them a squeeze, don't be shy.

>>22768189
good thing i'm on a different kind of quest than what this sleezeball will have to go through. being a hero is definitely easy depending on the mission your superiors give to you.

I'm for flat lizards.

>>22768189
I don't see the problem. In fact, I'd get started right away with the Queen herself.

How big do you want your wolf friend to be?

>>22768022
You would really make an old hag happy if you did that anon! How nice.

>>22768274
very big.

Which momster is the best for bathing together?

>>22768187
This is the tier of tits I want on my jinko wife.

>>22768333
The ravioli one

>>22768333
Not the aquatic ones,. You think you do, but you don't.

>>22768053
Is she wearing the stars and stripes?

>>22768359
What's wrong with getting your back washed by a loving mother turtle?

>>22768274
I don't know why they made her fur pink, but I like it.

>>22768375
She is pink in the manga, but not to that extent.

>>22768373
Yeah, put a momster with her naked son inside her natural environment. What could go wrong?

>>22768373
>turtle mom whispering in your ear how she wants you to tie her up and rape her senseless after your bath together.

>>22768380
Bathtub is not her natural environment.

>>22768385
It's water. It activates her instincts.

>>22768380
Just tie her up and go play video games once you're done. What's the worst that could happen?

>>22768383
wait, that's not something you should do to your mother!

>>22768409
Exactly, that's what your mother should do to you.

>>22768414
you think a momster should tie up her own son and rape him senseless after the bath together?

>>22768427
Yeah, what about it?

>>22768407

>>22768333
Vampire!

>>22768409
That's exactly what you should do to your mother!

>>22768435
the son might get addicted to an old woman's pussy and body before getting addicted to the pussy and body of girls her own age! he's not gonna want to stop wanting to be used by an old momster just like his own momster

>Maid momster

>>22768453
his own age*

>>22768458
an old kiki that needs a young man's cock or a quadrillion year old shog that's seen the existence of multiverses clashing into each other, creating new universes?

>>22768453
I don't follow, why would he want any other woman besides his momster?

>>22768333
Wurm

>>22768446
The type of monster to force you to eat her out before kisses goodnight.

>>22768474
This. Momsters know their sons better than any other girl and therefore are the perfect wives for them. Sons should disregard any other girl, human or monster, and spend more time with their momsters.

Before I go to sleep, I just want to say I fucking love Jinkos.

>>22768468
They both sound so good. I really want to breed them.

>>22768468
>seen the existence of multiverses clashing into each other, creating new universes
Is this the shog chuuni version of "peeping on people having sex"? I bet she was only a little slime when her people built the cities of the Elder Things; certainly not old enough to witness several "big bangs".

>>22768529
And Jinkos love fucking you!

>>22768552
Gonna breed the loli jinkos

I shall walk around and challenge any and all large oni I see to a fist fight!

>>22768558
Do your best Anon! Help repopulate an endangered species!

>>22768474
would a momster who adopted than raise a male baby up to adulthood really start developing romantic and sexual feelings for him?

>>22768558
you know you won't be able to get the taste of jinko cunny out your mouth for a long time, right?

>>22768574
That's my goal.
Gotta start repopulation efforts!

>>22768579
Why would I taste it if I'm aiming to breed them?

>>22768590
you have to do cunnylingus to make them feel more pleasure

Should probably post this here too.
https://twitter.com/MariTheLilim/status/1216160413798322176

If you haven't seen the show, do it, it's really nice.

>>22768207
What I'm just wondering now is if the whole Mom's cells count as ntr considering the dad got blown the fuck out and had his son stolen.

>Go fishing at the lake.
>Go out on your boat.
>Cast your line.
>Stare in awe as some kinda eldritch horror rises up from the depths, swallows a mouth full of air and goes back down.
>Go back to fishing.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, get snug with a snowy owl mage.

>>22768121
Shit was hot as fuck. I can see why some might think its odd, but to me it was excellent.

Sheep plants are good girls, and deserve nice monster friends, and a loving husband.

>>22768667
Delicious jellysheep.

>>22768261
flat lizards are good!

>>22768667
i'd lick the sheep

>>22768667
Too flat

>>22768667
Jelly, milk and wool all in one economical package for a small farmstead.

>>22768732
Agriculture!

I wanna operate with Tactical Hotdog!

have you ever found a picture that you just absolutely loved?

>>22768760

Get a squad ready.

>>22768760
Same!
I'm also thinking about buying a Glock 19, but I already have a Glock 26 so I wonder if getting it would be redundant.

Cappybara mg when?

>>22768770
My CZ P10F kinda ruined Glock for me. I miss my AR though, but they're gonna be bannu soon.

>>22768770
What would be the purpose of getting a lesser glock? Do you want to make glock 29 chan feel inadequate? Maybe even make her worry she will be replaced? You should get a sig .357 instead.

Remember that all monsters need human men!
>Anubis are easily stressed out managing mummies without a man to cuddle with every night
>Demons and Devils will start to feel worthless, knowing that they can't achieve their ideals without a man to spoil
>Kikimora will end up starving themselves to not dirty anything if they don't have a master to justify it

>>22768778
I hear ya, if I tried one I might feel the same. I'm stuck in a terrible state though so my handgun choices are limited. I've been eyeing the Ruger GP100 too so I might get that instead if I feel that the G26 is enough.

>>22768782
But the G19 is the G26's oneesan, and oneesans are wonderful. And I'm trying to stick to 9mm/357mag/38sp/22lr for my handgun calibers.

>>22768729
>Too flat
Keep in mind that not all monsters are carbon copies of their profile! Care for a plant type monster, and they will grow to suit your tastes!

>>22768765
Multiple ones

>>22768811
I'm in Canada, though we at least get just about everything America can, with some exceptions mainly for semi auto rifles. We get some fun stuff you guys can't too, like Chinese P226 in 7.62x25.

>>22768811
True. And G26-San might really enjoy have her onee-san around! That was mostly just a meme suggestion with recent events.

>>22768765
yes and they're all of gazer

I like Fox News more than I do Ratatoskr News.

>>22768841
what's wrong with Rata News? do they send in reporters to stalk you?

>>22768841
They're certainly easier to contact.

>>22768102
>happy holst material
Perfect.

>did you watch it yet?

>>22768841
Monsters can't have S-Tier mofu and huge breasts, that's cheating.

>>22768870
the tape where my crush gets lesbian gang banged by succubi and in the end, she said i'm her next victim and i have 1 hour to escape town before she chases after me and rape me

>>22768891
If monsters DON'T have big tiddies AND big mofu they're failing their species.
Mofu is additive but big tiddies are a requirement.

>>22768891
How little you know.

>>22768841
This is what happens when you prefer inferior ratas.

>>22768901
Is the video one hour long so she and her new possy of sister wives are ready rape you into their husband at the end?

>>22768927
yes, it includes the rape, the tentacle impregnation, succubus tail stuff, and the full transformation.
anon is fucked

>>22768841
Your rata seems defective.

>>22768906
That's my kind of fox.

>>22768935
Tentacle impregnation ruined it. That's my job to impregnate her. Now if it's just a tentacle monster pleasuring her than that's fine.

Do older shogs use older technology to please their master?
>Given the order to play a song, an older shog creates a piano, and plays a song that both pleases her master, and to impress him with her skill
>A younger shog might create a record player, allowing her to complete other tasks, as well as show her master her how she can come up with creative and original works

>this fucking /a/ thread about Ishuzoku Reviewers

There's no way they had uncensored everything, I refuse to believe it!

>>22768968
sorry i meant tentacle penetration, i was thinking about pregnancy for some reason

>>22768970
>as well as show her master her how she can come up with creative and original works
I am way to tired to be posting right now, I'll try again in the morning.

>>22768977
Ah then you good. Is it through use of a tentacle bed like in the world guide (pleasure rune section for reference) or an actual tentacle mamano?

>>22768841
Everyone knows the best network is the Cunny News Network (CNN)

>>22768983
Who's the star reporter?

>>22768970
That's probably one good way of figuring out whether your shog is as young as she looks or whether she's a turbo-CC who has just barely been able to keep a lid on their urges.

>>22768998
Just sounds like a perfect way to bully an ancient CC shog into pretending to be a younger 20 year old shog.

Shogs should be using the latest in technology. Imagine if that experimental flying car got Shog'd

>>22769009
>>22769008
It must be extremely embarrassing to have to ask her master for tech support when trying to make newer technology she's unfamiliar with. Imagine how often you'd have to turn a shog-router off and on again and how crazy it would feel for her.

>>22769021
I think my shoggy is lying when she has problems. She always make me have sex with the object she is having problems with. She always giggles and calls me silly when I ask if this is neccessary.

>>22768971
DxD already had uncen nipples on TV many years ago but this one has uncen pussies?

>>22768971
I want to have sex with all of these monsters.

>>22769055
it aired outside japan IIRC on like taiwanese TV or something
This show is gonna end up being a must-watch for these threads, I'm so happy we're getting another monster girl show and one that goes the distance at that

>>22768274
Big sister big

>>22768058
stupid sexy spider

>>22769067
I hope it makes mad mad bank and sets a trend.

>>22768595
>>22768971
>>22769067
It's also got furries, male monsters, and futa, just be aware anybody who goes into it.

>>22768623
I imagine they have specialized teams in an MGE world to prevent eldritch horrors from doing things like that. Like some ancient superwizards or something that can rescue the boy and sort out whatever issues that family has

How would your first date with your waifu go?

I should probably ask this during the day for the US but, do you guys think this general would be better if it was on a green board or worse?

>>22769131
shh
we don't say the G word here

>>22769131
>this general would be better
If you like NTR futa blacked vore spam then hell yes it would be better

>>22769125
Probably extremely awkward since I've never been on one.
>>22769131
I would think they'd be worse, being on a blue board people can't spam, or at least it's a lot harder to spam, porn and fetishes that are very hated here. Being on a blue board they can get banned pretty easily and any porn that is shared can easily be uploaded somewhere else and linked.

>>22768971
I want to date a Birdmaid.

>>22769131
What is green board? I thought there are only blue (sfw) and red (nsfw)

>>22769166
newfag detected, please commit no breathe

>>22769131
>do you guys think this general would be better on an archive
I don't understand the question

>>22769179
>calls someone else a newfag
>uses a shitty offsite nu-meme like "commit [retarded way of saying suicide]"
hypocritical

>>22769144
>>22769141
This could be very true, but I would like to think the worse parts about it are what come to mind when you think about it, so I would like to give it the benefit of the doubt, that most of the time it wouldn't be like that.

>>22769185
you cant tell people do that on jp, mods are liberal faggots

>>22769192
I'm aware and I've been banned for it a few times. But that doesn't mean you should start talking like a Twitter user.

>>22769196
>that doesn't mean you should start talking like a Twitter user.
Actually, it does. If you can't beat them, join them.

>>22769125
Spaghetti everywhere. Mostly from her saying she wants to spend more time with me.

>>22769196
You seem like the kind of person who doesn't find the art of subverting banned phrases/words, funny.

>>22769198
I'll beat you, faggot.

>>22769203
>"Anon just called another anon a faggot as a last resort! Will this work out for him?"
>"More on this, and results of the extensive research into mofu, at 11."

>>22769125
We'd both sputter and try to talk to each other with our lack of social skills.

>>22769179
I've been here longer than I care to admit, and that reference goes over my head as well, unless you're referring to warosu.
Is it a pun on 青?

>>22769125
Probably with a few broken ribs and some ice cream

>>22769103
>and futa
stop, only so erect, etc

Reminder to not nap in the shimmerwoods or you might wake up with a pregnant fae dragon married to your cock!

>>22769367
if i sleep in the woods and i don't wake up to a rata trying to sneak into my arms without waking me up, it's not worth it.

>>22769125
We nap in a comfy place

>>22769372
She felt you up and made a mold of your penis to make a dildo out of

>>22769372
Intense :3 there.

>>22769367
Wonder how often you could end up in a rip van winkle sort of situation.

Dragons are nice but have you ever considered elemental spirits?

>>22769526
Yes.

>>22769526
Actually shogs

>>22769526
Ironically, MGE's best elementals are the non-traditional ones.

>>22769555
Like the dorome and lava golem?

>>22769558
Lava Golem is Magic Material for some reason, but yeah.
Also Dark Matter, Kitsune-Bi, and Genies.

>>22768274
Wait thats getting a anime?

They better not scrap henya

>>22769562
Ah so the magic elementals basically? Or do you count the like 4 ice elementals?

>>22769575
want

>>22769576
Glacies is the "traditional" one, and all the other icys are superior. The trend continues.

>>22769587
Begone futafag.

>>22769526
I wonder how odd it is when a spirit has thier way with a guy, and he didn't know about the "magic contract deal"
just stumbling on thet fact you know have magic would be fun...unless said spirit is ignis

>>22769627
It's like I've become some kind of human torch!

>>22769627
how do you explain being marrired to an elemental?
"I'm married to the physical embodiment of earth" sounds like you're more than high.

>>22769648
The same way one would explain that they married a set of linens.

Need more floof

>>22769648
Elementals and magic construct will allways be hard to explain. apart form automatons as I feel most people would understand fucking a robot.
There is also wonderland, as that comes from a real guy who did real things, let alone the disney movie.
Like whats harder to explain? fucking something from egyptian myth or a cat form some authors drug trip?

>>22769680
>Brings up Lewis Carol
>Forgets that the lovecraft mythos is also around

>>22769648
That brings up an odd point. Theres only one earth and earth elements are just embodiments of that single earth. That shits basically a reverse harem model like that one movie Her or whatever it was.

>>22769680
Yknow those egyptian myths probably came from some ancient priest’s drug trip so it’s not like they’re that fundamentally different.

>>22769726
Earth element is not the same as Earth the planet.
Hell, MGEland’s planet likely goes by a completely different name.

>>22769680
>>22769699
You guys are both forgetting that other monsters will be no slouch to explain either
Take slimes for example, how can you explain that the jello is alive and you stick your dick in it?
Or fucking the undead? You cant deny "my wife is an undead samurai who has sworn loyalty to me" sounds anime as fuck
Or centaurs....
Or the sabbath in general

>>22769744
I am wondering how I would explain my pslime and slime carrier wife to people.

>>22769744
“This loligoat is my wife and if you disagree you can take it up with her.”
That should cover it.

>>22769730
>so theres this lion right? but it has a human face, tells riddles and eats you if you get them wrong
>the king god has a bird for a head and tore out his own eye that became a lion godess so violent they drained some of her poweres and made a cow godess
>when you die a jackal man weighs you heart agianst a feather, if your heart is heavier a walking clusterfuck eats you
Yep, grampa needs to stay of the "herbs"

>>22768595
That's the good shit

>>22769740
He's made tweets about how it isn't even a planet in the first place.
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1148522318240464896
It's also much larger but less densely populated than earth.
>https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/1148179778408554496

>>22769778
>Round earthers are the crazy ones in MGE
Oh no

>>22769778
Can we get an actual translator in here to translate those. I feel like some lost in translation might be occurring.

Does anyone know where you can get custom daki prints done where the quality is comparable to places like cuddly octopus or the pixiv store?

>>22769757
>Monster girls enter our world
>Be one of the first to marry a bapho
>Most people are not familiar with monster girls
>Your bapho tells everyone that her big brother (you) likes to shoot his cummies all over her face
>Says it in an innocent childlike manner
>Solely does this to fuck with people and you to a lesser extent

>Makeout with bapho in public
>People give you looks of horror and disgust
>Some people try to stop you
>Bapho waifu puts up a forcefield
>You two proceed to fuck in front of these people

>>22769791
It's a correct enough translation that what you're getting isn't wrong.

>>22769797
Why not just get it done by cuddly?

>>22769797
Cuddlyoctopus

>>22769840
>>22769841
They do customs?

>>22769826
What's the point of being antagonistic. Why not just fuck your loli waifu in the bedroom or in private.

>>22769826
>when you and your MG wife end up on LiveLeak
That’s certainly one way to introduce monsters to the masses.

>>22769847
>>22769841
>>22769840
Oh shit, they do. Thanks.

>>22769853
There is that one nymphomancy spell that more or less allows you and your waifu to fuck wherever and nobody will notice.

>>22769872
Welcome. Consider if the premium is worth it or not. Their usual material is about 3/4ths as good as the premium material but at half or less the price of the premium.

>>22769853
Because your loli waifu loves to fuck with people

>>22769909
I've already tried their regular stuff and it's already miles ahead of a certain other competitor so I think I'll be happy with that. But thanks.

How do I tell a holstaur that her skirt doesn't have a tail hole without sounding lewd?

>>22769996
>Dear, in the future, we are going to have to take all your clothes to a TAILor.

anyone remember a writefag story where you're a scientist experimenting on a monster-girl/alien/bioweapon/something, but she grows too fast and kills everyone while taking you captive as her lover?
it was kinda hot

Big momster are for intensive breeding

>>22769192
Today I wondered,
How life would be,
In MGC.
Sexy, I concluded.

>>22770049
What kind of logic is this?

Mindbreak pharaoh and turn her into a breeding cow that can only think of dick. Do this so that your apophis wife can take claim dominance over pharaoh

What's Shog TV like?

>>22770197
There's nothing wrong with Pharaoh joining the Hathorites.

>>22770202
ALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD

>>22770203
She's gonna be too busy getting railed all day to be joining anything. She's gonna be a proper sex slave to me and my grape snek wife

The internet is for porn~

>>22770228
>tfw no alien amazon catgirl waifu

>>22768102
>"Ara ara... do you have any swollen extremities?"
This made me hard immediately.

>>22769853
Some people are hollow, don't appreciate what they have and always search for the next source of external validation.

Jesus fucking christ Papa, get your fat fucking ass out of bed right fucking now and come eat breakfast or I am going to rip your fucking dick off, chop it, deep fry it, and feed it to the god damn dogs. Do you hear me you lazy fucking piece of shit, wake the fuck up or I am going to mother fucking kill you. I have school in 30 minutes and if I'm late again I will gouge out your eyeballs and ram 'em up your fucking ass. Do you hear me shit head. GET UP. GET DRESSED. OR I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. What the fuck did you just say? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? BLOW YOU? DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT? GET UP. Jesus FUCK papa, put that thing away! Cover it or something! Put on some clothes! What the hell are you doing? Stop it you asshole! STOMPH!! MMPH MPH MGH Stop it Papa it's too salty! GMPH MGH MGH MPH MMPH Blech, it stinks! At least shower for fuck sake! MGH, MGH, MGH, MGH, MGH. I can't breathe..MPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFbeeMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFjuntulMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPFMPF Blah! Kah kah it got in my nose you asshole! God damnit you got on my clothes! You always do this! Now I have to change! I'm fine! Just get fucking dressed. Jesus fuck!

Looks like the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

How does your wife wake you up in the mornings?

>>22770289
Stretching, yawning, getting soot everywhere with her yawning, then goes back to lie down because she's a dragon and dragons don't really get up every morning.
What she needs is coffee. Black as tar and hot as hell, just like her.
And bacon and toast and things of such nature. Uncooked, so she can fry them herself.

What about more egyptian goddesses?Big milkies like Hathor or Sekhmet

>>22768102
More holstaur content is always good. Based Hatch.

>>22770119
I dunno. But, maybe:
>guy trains his entire life from childhood to become the best swordsman ever
>learns all the styles
>a combat genius he doesn't just follow by rote like an idiot student but understands why certain moves occur, when, and why other certain moves follow each other letting him combine the styles as needed without stabbing himself
>like albert einstein combined with picasso but instead of math or music his savantism lies in combat
>hears of a lizard man basically being a tyrannical warlord razing whole areas of the continent trying to find a worthy opponent
>what better man for the job than him?
>goes out to take down this warlord and return peace to the realm
>Haha no
>she's an idiot with a sword she doesn't even know how to take care of BUT she has the insanely unfair advantage of being inhumanly strong and fast with monster like instincts and reaction times so she doesn't need any of that fancy swordplay knowledge to win she can just swat his sword aside because to her he's like a fly stuck in jelly
>the man brings to bear all his capability, knowledge, and skill but at the end of the day no clever trick or swift strike lands because he's only as strong and as fast as a human even if he's the best amongst them and likewise his reaction speed and instincts just aren't equal either
>lizardman still hands him his own ass and while she may not be his equivalent in proper skill, talent, or knowledge she's not stupid enough to somehow miss all that he brought to the duel and clearly is capable of even if it is limited by his weaker and slower body
>with his raw capabilities and sharp mind that has no rival and her monster like physical capabilities the children they produce would have no equal
>impressed by all that he's capable of and with the thought that together they could have the ultimate warrior as a child she breaks tradition and offers herself to the man who lost the duel as if he were the victor
Or something like that. Who knows, maybe she just likes her husband that specific brand of weak and incapable and she likes taking care of her men.

>>22770334
I want to spank

>>22770401
no spank
only pat

>>22770289
It's like a cringier brap post

>>22770334
I want my schedule dog to get blessed with massive milkers by surprise!

>>22770401
Her name is Anput,mummification goddess,it would be great If someone would draw other egyptian goddesses

>>22770396
Your scenario doesn't mesh in a setting with literal superhuman heroes running around.

>>22770457
Eat a dick

>>22770433
>Not wanting a loli jinko to cuss you out while you IMAGINE her.

The only thing cringey is how much of a homosexual you are. >>22770457 Please eat this man's dick.

>>22770457
Could still be weak by monster standards. Hell, half the time Heroes are basically useless compared to to monsters and the other half they still don't last long.

>>22770478
>they still don't last long.
Heh

>>22770457
Imagine being this much of a weenie.

>>22770478
It doesn't matter how strong she is, is she stronger than herself? Especially if she's just flailing her weapon around unless you're going to pull some real ridiculous shit like creating airwaves with the force of her swings so strong he gets blown around then I guess that's that. Bit much for some random lizard warlord tho. They're not even physically that great a species. I might buy a baphomet fighting like that.

But all that aside, he just needs to dodge and strike as she over extends as she will, or he just needs to direct her weapon away from him and add more force to her strike to throw her off balance that way. Unless you're painting her as more incompetent with a weapon than she actually is.

I dunno you faggots are obviously set on this dumb idea so it's not like arguing about it matters.

>>22770544
that's femdom fags for you

>>22770551
Look if she's even remotely competent it makes perfect sense for her to best a nigga that's been training all his life. There really isn't too much you can do about superior speed and strength if that's the case. Leaving aside the man's ability to go beyond the limits of the base line lvl 1 human.

But acting like skill accounts for nothing at all is just stupid. She's gotta at least be militia tier in skill for it to work.

>>22770565
Talent always beats hard work anon

Ey, dis freaky cat just asked if it could suck my dick. Am I on drugs 'er sometin?

>>22770544
>Bit much for some random lizard warlord tho. They're not even physically that great a species
Species only matters for the average. Keep in mind the current demon lord is a succubus of all things and a Kikimora can be a powerful warrior.
If two races who weren't meant to be powerful can become strong then a monster girl who's actually meant to fight can become strong if given the right set of circumstances. Monster Girl Encyclopedia isn't meant to have every individual fantasy analyzed like that, it's a fap setting first and if it's even remotely possible within the predefined rules of the setting then it's all good.

>>22770565
Except humans can reach superhuman level from training in that world.

>>22770613
Yeah but the current DL didn't get there with her might. She got their by diplomacy and her supporters. Then she used her sexgod powers with her husband to fight off the goddess. Your premise is flawed.

Your argument works against you, lizard girls are a mid-low tier girl. Yes this one is super strong or something? So why can't the human be super strong? I mean, I think you're right. But then if the man's strength is exceptional, as it would be given his lifestyle, it makes even less sense he can't best her.

>>22770615
Yeah but humans to my mind will always be weaker compared to non shit species of an equivalent level. To break it down into game terms a lvl 10 lizard girl will have better stats than a lvl 10 human. A level 15 humans' stats may exceed a lvl 10 lizard girl's be a lot tho. But then there are skills and abilities to take in to account, stats aren't everything. There's equipment too. I don't think a highly skilled human should be utterly helpless against a monster of a similar level. Unless the stat disparity is huge. Lizards don't get this. A dragon would, or something equivalent.

>>22769757
Sounds like how things went with my wife. Some people just can't get past the fact that she is naturally small. Thank the demon lord for magic or I might have ended up a statistic.

>>22768623
I wouldn't consider it ntr, the mom and shog consider themselves different entities, and the shog was only trying to do what was best for the family. In a way, she's kind of like an adopted daughter.
>>22769108
>"Hello, 911? I just saw a house slide into the sea, encased in a bubble with eyes on it?"
>Dispatch sends the "Mershark Criminal Investigation Service"

>>22770651
I don't have a stake in this but can you post less like a dumb phone poster?

kunoichis are such babes

>>22770811
I don't know what that means tho. Who the fuck has the patience to type all that shit on a phone?

>>22770430
Pat head and fluffy ears, and also spank.

>>22770893
Pat her ass until it's red.

>>22769872
I got mine from Cuddly Octopus a year or two ago, I'm pleased with the quality of the custom print and it's held up well

I expect gigantic awoos from sea to shining sea when this episode airs.

>>22770917
Cuddle waif!

Lets say a Lich is stealing a light from a Paladin she has captured. She is obviously funneling it out of his dick while riding him right? Or is it a lot more boring than I imagine?

>>22770989
She's super cuddly on cold nights, hugging her with her scarf on makes it nice and warm

>>22770969
Now that's a clique I wouldn't mind joining...

I want to stat drain physically powerful monsters and watch them still try to fight
>Jinko is so clumsy she can’t even kick without falling over
>Salamander has no strength left to even lift her sword
>Ushi-Oni getting winded from running 5 ft
>Lizardwoman drained to bimbo intelligence and forgets about the fight

>>22770969
Lanka's sister is 11/10

>>22771094
I want to stat drain this anon and tie him to a post in an endgame area. Ala the goat scene from Jurrasic Park.

>>22771142
Dibs on the velociprator pen.

>>22771142
I want to chase down a flock of Cockatrice like the T. rex in the Gallimimus scene and rape the weakest of the herd.

>>22771094
Sounds like a viable build. Just stack endurance/vitality or whatever to get back up and keep stacking the debuffs, the monster gets weaker as the fight goes on, or feels like you get stronger. Then there's nothing they can do to resist
>Push a severely weakened Wight Knight down onto the arena floor, surrounded by all her posh friends and wife her then and there, even as you leak energy from head to toe from all her masterful slashes.
>Mortify her every now and then by reminding her how her defences were so far in the negative every slap on the ass and every deep thrust was a critical attack, making her cry out uncontrollably.
>Lament that her fertility was also accidentally debuffed and you'll have to learn the way of the buffing supporter.

>Demon energy makes ntr impossible.
>Upon entering the mge land a cuck will be transported to a pocket dimension full of only highly aggresive mamano and no other men.
>The cuck will scream in agony
>Twilight zone noises.

>>22770916
Pat loli Anubis ass with your pelvis

>>22770615
Only if they're allowed to, only if they're allowed to in that specific niche area, and only if they're allowed to get that good. The only humans that are truly without limiters are those that incubi because then they don't have to rely on a god to surpass their limited and in doing so saying exactly what areas they can surpass human limitations in and how much they can surpass those limitations.

>>22770334
I prefer a dire Seth jackal

So, the people who were found by their waifus would likely meet them in an isekai situation?
What about someone who's been involved with MGE stuff for years and still has no waifu?

>>22771236
>The cuck is cuked out of his cucked fantasies
>The ultimate cucking

>>22770969
i want to join a pack of wolves but only if the alpha doesn't make me into the breeding play thing in case I don't consent

>>22771157
Hey no fair I want a bunch of raptor girls too!

>>22771338

>>22771236
>The cuck seethes in pain and sorrow as he impregnates his demon mating partner

>>22771338
>The cuck is forced to father his OWN child
Truly a travesty for him. Monster girls can be cruel in their own ways

>>22771322
The latest official information about the limiters already said they can be broken by means that aren't blessings or turning into an incubus, assuming those weren't mistranslations.

You may not believe it but yeti's are the most Chad monster girls

>>22771363
So is there some kind of cuckoldry Rachnee can get behind then?

>>22771398
Yes, that is implied. Don't forget, she essentially kidnapped Lilith and had a short, same-sex relationship with her

>>22771387
>Yeti
That's a strange way of spelling sandworm

>>22771348
Now I just imagine a pack of dumb wolfus thinking they're in charge but you've completely domesticated them. Like they try to play tough but you just rub their bellies and they're all over the ground wagging their tails happily.
>'get over here, anon! let's mate!'
>'not now, I'm trying to post on the internet'
>'is that any way to speak to your alph-aaaaaa~! Yes! Right there!'
>anon just keeps scratching her ear as he types with one hand
actually I'm pretty sure that's exactly what the main character in that manga does

>>22771405
But she wasn't in a relationship with anyone at that moment

>>22770651
I'm pretty sure its openly stated that while DL was unique even for succubi she was also just a flat powerhouse and its hinted she did her share of killing her way to the top like other DL's before her as that's really the only way to ascend the hierarchy before she came along.
Also we KNOW she genocided 90% of the tentacle forest so theres that to.

I actually checked once I made this post and it's there all right.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Demon_Lord
She diplomat'd mostly but she killed her way up to and that was all before she met her husband and gained almost-god status. There are also instances like with the extremists where they're all exceedingly powerful for a few reasons one of which is that the more they conquer and thus bring together more husbands and wives to the fold the more power they get from druella.

>>22771398
No it was mistranslated or something

>>22771432
Was she or was she not trying to get Darling to marry her? I mean that's almost the entire "plot" of the series. Regardless, the quote provided does imply that Rachnera would cuck her man. But given her personality, it seems like it'd only occur in the case that her man desired it.

Either way, EMG is shit and so is Rachnera. I'm glad the series is dead

>>22771405
>she essentially kidnapped Lilith and had a short, same-sex relationship with her
You make it sound like they were fucking kissind and holding hands. She punished her sexually with bondage for what she did to the other girls and the mc, that's it.

>>22771437
>coping crabfags
EMG is full of cuckolding already, why wouldn"t she say that?

>>22771398
She likes to fuck black men while the main guy watches

>>22771405
>had a short, same-sex relationship with her
How do you call Suu fucking every girl twice per chapter then? Stable tentacle harem?

>>22771452
>Trying to get Darling to marry her
>Lemme just screw this loli succubus in the meantime
>Yes, I love you Darling
Don't forget the whole Cathyl scene where she lets Darling screw around with her breasts and milk her while she's in a relationship with the owner of the farm she's living on. And don't forget about Centorea's Mom's chapter. EMG is shit.

>>22771433
Back in the previous DL days Succubi could drain their victims to death too.

>>22771469
That's honestly not a bad way to go if you ask me.

>>22771462
Again, you make it sound like they were eating each other out. What we saw is that she used her spider web to bondage the succubus as both as a punishment and because she's into bondage. That's it, the writer didn't want you to imagine anything else.

shorty demons

>>22771462
>screw
She tied her up in lewd positions, hardly like they frenched and scissored. Cathyl may have been cuck fetish stuff but if you're imaging one of the main cast got up to that kind of thing you need to sort out your latent ntr fantasies.

>>22771494
Shortstack demon with a fat ass!

>>22771494
but i'm 6'6. shorties are like child-size to me. i don't want to imagine having sex with a little demon girl

>>22771580
I'm with this anon. I should see if I still have that fucking potato waifu size comparison chart lying around...
I need a same height or tall holst or oni cause short anything is for bullying like hanging them by the horns off coat racks and putting all the booze and sweets on top shelves.

>>22771512
>>22771494
loli demon with big ass

What monster pops the most daugherus in the least time? mosquito vamps? echidnas?

>>22770969
That's a huge bitch!

>>22771590
isn't an echidna a gacha machine at this point?

>>22771607
Trick question, all daughterus are SSRs

>>22771387
They're chad hockey players who drive Jeep Wranglers and Skoda Yetis

>>22771607
Echidnas just make random daugherus they dont really pop many per year,i bet insect types can have dozens by the time a echidna has one

>>22771580
>having sex with a little demon girl
But that's exactly something worth imagining.

>>22771588
The best kind of demon.

>>22768102
Just noticing this now.

I liked the story. It wasn't wholesome, but it was a fun read. It didn't waste time describing every element of the farm and skipped right to the point. I liked Brick, I liked Holly. It's not an example of fine literature, but it was fun while it lasted.

Obviously, the images were really nice, as well. Hope to see more shit like this from you in the future.

How big do you think each Bapho would grow if they cast megamorphosis on themselves?

>>22771643
>Marune
I want to see that oppai.

>>22771620
I'd marry one.

>>22771657
to who?

>>22771643
The gyaru goat probably is the second biggest after marune. Marune obviously being the biggest. We have also already scene bapho-chans and they seem to be on the larger end of the scale. However I would hazard a guess the more sedentary three of grelia, runya, and shirokuto are also pretty large.

>>22771651
Same. I want to have all the sex with her in mega tit form and loli form.

>>22771684
She is for 100% breeding.

>>22771657
I want to bury my face in her yayas.

>>22771702
>still waiting for Yaya VN route
>any day now

>>22771590
Mosquitoes, their profile says so. In general the weaker the monster is the faster they breed

>>22771691
Marune? I very much agree. I can't wait to watch her sabbath's reaction to seeing her big with child.

>>22771643
>bapho-sama
We've already seen it
>kuro
Hroz-tier body
>momo
Galko-tier body
>shiro
Kiss-shot tier body
>runya
Her lack of magic and awful luck kick in, she stays tiny
>ropu
Nav tier body
>cow tits
Narmaya tier body
>Greilia
Something close to Mari's new modern design

>>22771742
Forget child, I'm aiming for children.
She's getting a litter!

>>22771754
I agree with most except Narmaya and Marune. Marune would be more like Magisa or the Sorceress from dragons crown. Or even one of the bustier draphs.

>>22771763
True!

>>22771763
>I'm aiming for children
Words sabbaths like to hear.

>>22771799
Magisa or Sorceress work nicely too, especially Sorceress.

>>22771754
i don't know any of those characters lol

>>22771824
I very much agree! Sorceress is great!

>>22771826
How are you that fucking new? You should know about Nav at least.

>>22771848
i don't watch anime, sorry

>>22771848
>I very much agree! Sorceress is great!
I prefer my Baphos on the small size personally but I'd be a damn liar if I hadn't fantasized about my Wock wife using a megamorphosis charm on my Bapho in one of their little disagreements. A body like Sorceress's would be perfect for that, damn I want to play Dragon's Crown again now.
>>22771826
>>22771856

Not even Nav or Mari? They're great artists, not anime my man. Go read some Hroz doujins too, some of the all time greats.

I'm gonna put in a clause the deal with a demon that I get to rape her at least ones a week.

>>22771960
Gonna mount that.

Brand new commission from @Nanonebula on Twitter

Instead of the tropics, this Kikimora decided to visit the Wild West!

Boy I am glad that KC introduced the mega and pedomorphosis spells. Because I am an indecisive shit who likes both.
Now I can get both forms in one girl!

>>22772000
Don't think I've seen a kiki wear shoes before

>>22772000
Draw!

>>22772000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

>>22772020
I have some of her in boots. The way I see it, just to keep her feet/legs stable and clean.

Wikifag here, 2714/3983 stories have been archived.

>>22772048
>moonlit great sword
>not tonitrus
she be a scrub

>>22772000
>>22772020
This anon has a good point, how is she wearing boots?

>>22771921
Yeah the sorceress would make a great body type for mamano. Although all dragons crown girls do.
Definitely thinking of getting a commission done with my waifu having it.

>>22772070
>having to charge your weapon for it to be any good
The best weapon is obviously the pizza cutter though.

I want a cute Order Paladin waifu to help me defend territories that wish to stay human!

>>22772075
Elf is the only good elf.
And that’s a fact.

>>22772000
>>22772048
Vacation Kiki / Kiki on tour is extremely cute.

>>22772020
Well their feet are just high heeled boots so it would be very hard for them to wear shoes

>>22772146

>>22768971
I got horny as fuck with the Octopus Girl scene, how she completely lose herself in pleaaure, her mind completely gone.

I imagine my Hellhound waifu just completely losing her mind while raping the shit out of me.

>>22772075
You should go for it, it's a wonderful body type and thanks to the various spells and stuff it's easy to imagine it being some kind of temporary shenanigans.

>>22772205
Elves like Meat.

>>22769103
dropped.

>>22769067
The way she slaps her tentacles reminds me of how the lamia in Pretty Lamia would bang her tails against the floor while she gets fucked in the ass.

>>22772231
Given how vanilla MGE, I doubt monsters there can completely lose themselves in sex. Which is a shame.

>>22769125
well, first, we eat at one of the finest sabbath-authorized dining establishment (like maybe a zipangu steak house and theater or something) because i would feel extremely uncomfortable dating a little girl monster in public for the first few times so i need to be somewhere where relationships between man and loli are looked up upon greatly.

>>22772149
I 100% agree!

>>22772308
I wonder if they prefer to order off the kids menu.

>>22772286
Going 200% with sex is a common theme across plenty of monsters.
And DE means they can get away with it without hurting their man.

>>22772333
She can try, but the waitress knows.

>>22772357
Fox titties!

>>22772357
Kon kon!

>>22772563
Please do not bark at the waitress, she speaks English you know.

>>22772357
I like this fox

There should be more art of various mge girls as lewd lolis with big asses.

Questionnaire for commissionfags here.
>total number of commissions
>number of lewd commissions
>number or private commissions
>have you ever considered or went through with story commissions?

>>22772146
True.

>>22772243
I definitely will anon! Will try to get it soon and will link it here when its done!

>>22772657
>total number of commissions?
6 so far, but planning some more.
>number of lewd commissions?
3 so 50%.
>number or private commissions?
0 so far.
>have you ever considered or went through with story commissions?
Non, but i am planning.

>>22772575
How is a man to choose between FAT FOX ASS and FAT CAT TATS?

>>22772720
I would rather have Fat Fox Tits and Ass

>>22772575
Then why did I spend years trying to learn Japanese?

>>22772750
So you could talk to her in her first language?

>>22772657
>total number of commission
Around 17
>number of lewd commissions
Around 15
>number or private commissions
1 (or 2 depending on how you view it)
>have you ever considered or went through with story commissions?
Yes, I liked it and might commission another if I could find a writer to commission.

Question to those who do private commissions:
is it because you want to hide your fetish, direct self-insertion, you don't like people seeing sex with your waifu or something else?

>>22772657
>total number of commissions
6
>number of lewd commissions
2
>number or private commissions
6
>have you ever considered or went through with story commissions?
nah

>>22772818
I mix public and private.
It's mostly that some of my fetishes are things people wouldn't like, I decide it's better not to post it.

>>22772720
imagine a feral cheshire

>>22772657
>total commissions
9
>lewds
4
>private
None
>story commissions
None, ill write my own waifu wank even if it's lame.

>>22771960
Je suis monté

>>22772839
What are they?

>>22772720
i don't want fat ass because then her ass won't easily spread to look at her anus

>>22772657
Around ten comms with only one being lewd and none private. And I don't think I'd commission a story but having one sounds nice.

>>22772720
How could someone have such an uncivilized jungle cat barbarian in their party? When it comes to food, she just wanders off into the wilderness, comes back with some animal she killed and starts tearing at it with her teeth while it's raw!

>human-mamono meet-ups rules
>"Gentlemen, make sure to don on your green flag to show you don't mind being sexual advanced on without being asked by a monster! But remember ladies, if a human man isn't wearing a flag OR if his flag is red, that means you must either ask him for sex or simply find someone wearing a green flag! Consent is sexy!"
>Also, Cheshire Cats are refrained from using their powers within the premises of the meet-up

>>22772980
She wants you to cook it, she just doesn't want to ask.

>>22772917
Usually stuff like pregnancy, gangbangs, race play (delicious brown girl x pale guy) that I just feel like it shouldn't be posted due to several reason that shouldn't, and I won't, go into right now and a few non-MGE ones.
As you can see, I don't post them here for very obvious reasons.
Also there were a few that ended up being slightly to close to furry territory for me to feel like posting them.

>>22772657
>>total number of commissions
21
>number of lewd commissions
9
>number or private commissions
No but I'm highly considering one or two.
>have you ever considered or went through with story commissions?
Not yet, I've considered writing for myself but I'm not a writefag so it'd probably be awful.
>>22772818
I don't mind people seeing nudes/sex, I'm a bit of a mild exhibitionist in that regard and if streams via magic was possible with those mirrors I'd gladly help the wives show off to their friends. The main reason I'm considering a private one or two is due to fetishes.

>>22772994
>Cheshire instead spends her time secretly swapping flags

>>22773021
Pregnancy is no issue, that's kind of cute and Altair's preggo Lich got no bad comments. I personally don't think the gangbang stuff is that bad as long as it's supposed to be the husband with a potion either. I don't blame you for keeping the race play stuff private though, some people like to shitpost with that.

>>22773021
Not him but from all those stuff mentioned I only see one wrong

Amaterasu?

What does your waifu do when you aren't home? How does she treat you when you come back earlier/later than usual?

>>22772994
I forsee a potential issue with red flags and minos

>>22773002
>Towers over you chuffing/purring as you cook the meat. Like a house cat that hangs around you when it thinks it's going to get food.

>>22772657
>total number of commissions
8
>number of lewd commissions
8
>number or private commissions
1.5
>have you ever considered or went through with story commissions?
Never have and never will.

>>22772657
>total number of commissions
24
>number of lewd commissions
3
>number or private commissions
0
>have you ever considered or went through with story commissions?
No.

>>22773049
Yes?

>>22772657
>total number
74
>Total lewd
8ish?
>Number of private
Just one
>Story comms
I got three from yananon and I'm getting another one soon.

>>22773067
well, regardless of species, monsters can't just assault a man without his consent

>>22773039
>>22773043
Perhaps, outside of the preg stuff that could be posted, I don't really feel like the others should. Tehre aren't a lot of them, so you're not missing much.
There's also a few femaleXfuta stuff. But let's not get into that

>>22773049
dumb dog, fenrir is best doggo

>>22773069
Someone needs to teach that big cat the "enhance lover" spell before she explodes trying to not show her feelings.

>>22773090
>74
What the fuck anon? I knew you got a lot of them, but I didn't expect that many.

>I got three from yananon and I'm getting another one soon.
I might commission them.