/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

i want a big hellhound, she can do whatever she wants to me because she's powerful enough to take control of my life!

fae dragons are for sex

Rata-chan please bully my dick

How would you convince a member of your favorite Monster Girl species to go adventuring with you?

>>22753713
Not necessarily a Hellhound, but I'd love a girl who's bigger and stronger than me that would (gentle) dom me.

>>22753606
>walking home in the dark
>get accosted by an 8ft behemoth of an MG
>she just says you’re crazy trying to walk home alone in the dark don’t you know anything could happen to you?
>insists on escorting you home, no you don’t get a choice

Any reason why a lot of the images in the Abomination folder in the Mega got cleared out?

>>22753739
That close to her chest you could absolutely feel
her chuff/purr.

>>22753741
If she did escort me and didn't do anything funny on the way, I'd invite her in for a coffee.

Do you think dark priest would go door knocking and ask if you let the fallen goddess into your life?
Would you let them in to make their point?

>>22753763
I'd happily invite them in for tea or coffee!

>>22753763
no, thank goodness the sabbath doesn't do those kind of things too

>>22753741
I hope she does something to me. Pike maybe the >>22753739 pic related when we get to my house.

>>22753763
Of course I would let her it.

https://files.catbox.moe/d6yscp.jpg
Got lewd art of Bapho wife from Altair, if you like his work I'd highly recommend throwing money at him. He's a nice dude.

>>22753744
He said he's working on cataloging them properly.

Cats are better than foxes.

what kind of monster gets to have a husband by getting him kidnapped and forced to marry her?

>>22753803
A'ight. I got worried that something bad happened

>>22753816
P'orcs and Amazons.

>>22753796
Nice Oreo Goat.

>>22753816
Kitsune royalty.

>>22753796
>Ha! Now will you join my sabbath?
>No.

>>22753796
Nice.

>>22753739

>>22753796
Bueno

when you see an old monster girl trying to pass herself off as "totally 17", don't fall for her tricks

>>22753881
But Wocks never lie!

>>22753881
BIG FAT VORE MONSTER

>>22753881
THICK

>>22753881
She looks cute enough to me!

>>22753881
fat tail

>>22753881
I'd go for one that knows she's not young and embraces it.
Tell the "totally 17" monster you prefer older women and go out with her younger sister that pulls of the sexy older lady aesthetics perfectly.

>>22753763
I would tell her to get in line behind the other proselytizers on my lawn. She has Eros, Poseidon, Bacchus, and Ares to compete with. They have been waging a damned holy war on the block for days. The damned neighborhood is divided as it is.

>>22753867
Whoever drew this did good in making such a perfect looking Yeti

>>22753930
I wish Abubu drew more granny kitsunes. That little comic was pure gold

>>22753930
Based

>>22753943
I wanna more stuff with characters in that age range, and yet i have no way to search for that.

>>22753930
Older monsters calling me 'young one' is my weakness.

1000 years ago, superstition and the sword ruled...

>>22753932
That sound really fun to watch go down. Just imagine them trying to compete with one another over followers any way possible.

>>22753943
You’ve seen the pinup of her right?

>>22753968
I have all of Abubu's fox girls, young and old, saved on my computer

>>22753985
Very good.

>>22753985
>>22753993
Now if only he drew more of them and less of his usual hot garbage.

I want a HUGE tier, buff harem of bodyguards that like to pretend to be dainty maids in private.

>>22753934
>BIG paws
>big snuggle lumps to bury your face in when she pulls you in a tight hug
>long Jojo hair over one eye
>bedroom eye(s)
She can cuddledom me any time

>>22753867
>>22753934
Pretty much what I have in mind when I think of yandere yeti with less than stellar hygiene that kidnaps her crush and spends all day molesting and raping him as he's confined to the bedroom, miles away from civilization.

>>22753960
To the point their entire houses are levelled and neighbors are fighting one another.

For those of you into big titty monsters: How large will you go?

Warning: Massive

>>22754033
Don't forget the kissable lips.

>>22754103
Can't leave out her curvy bodytype that's begging to be hugged too.

>>22754094
Big is good

>>22753741
I have a feeling it would go one of two ways.
>"Wait a minute, how does she know where my home is?"
>"This isn't my home, is this her house? Where did her pants go?"

>The shy, quiet heckwan is at school today
>She's not looking at the other monster girls
>Even when they dump a carton of milk on her head and walk away cackling, she doesn't blink
>Something's wrong
>She meets eyes with you and goes rigid
>Ohno.jpg
>Heckwan reaches into her oversized backpack, which is usually full of books and videogames that she immerses herself in while eating lunch all by herself
>She retrieves a handgun
>The other monsters nearby freeze, looking confused and alarmed
>"Did the dumb bitch bring in a model g--"
>The jinko with the overdone tan gets two shots in the face and drops like a sack of potatoes
>Absolute chaos follows
>Screaming, crying and panicked yelling
>Gunshots ring out
>You're on your back, dazed and on the cusp of unconsciousness
>You feel yourself starting to pass out
>Wait
>Your eyes slowly ease open, and you see heckwan in front of you
>Her face is smeared red and she has a look of bliss on her face
>The handgun is resting at herself, empty
>"It's OK, Anon. That 'stacey' hellhound who's always grabbing your naughty bits and bullying you? Well, it looks like she's crippled from the waist down, now. Haha, isn't that funny? Now you'll be the one looking down on her instead of the other way around! I promise, she won't bother you anymore."
>Soft laughter echoes as you slowly fade to black

>>22754094
That's pretty good.

Oppai cunny

>>22754094
This is about as far as I'd want to go.
Huge, but not completely unwieldy.

>>22754145
I hate this.

Any good tips on how to find monsters that will complement other members in the harem? I am trying to find a more relaxed stay at home monster to be there when the other member is away.

>>22754198
Weresheep.

>>22754145
those are demon silver right and he's just unconscious from pleasure, right

>>22754198
bi bicorns

>>22753839
Can I volunteer, or would that defeat the purpose?

>>22754237
Just be in the right place at the right time to catch her eye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYFKcMa_Ek

>>22754198
Here's what I do
>All harem members are the same species
>They have different personalities and interests
>All are submissive, but some can turn dom if asked
>Wives can screw each other
>Whatever happens in the harem, stays in the harem
>No outsiders allowed
>No newcomers allowed
>Have 5 members, one for each day of the work week
>Odd number allows for everyone to pair up
>Weekends are orgy time
>Every girl has their own room
>On their assigned day, they sleep with me in my room

>>22754272

>>22754244
Yeah, but where is that exactly?

Tall girls are for princess carrying!

>>22754286
Their favorite places to relax in the capital of course.
Finding those may require a bit of reconnaissance, however.

What do plant types think of herbivore men?

I want Kitsunes with weird tail placement!

>>22754145
>have fun joking about harmless mamano mass marriages.
>instead of doing a greentext on that, this is the result.
Fuck you dude.

>>22754169
Thus size is perfect.

>>22754275
I was on the H'orc & P'orc train when I first got into MGE, but now that I have given a look at all of the girls, I have found ones I am more compatible with. Still upper A tier though.

>>/jp/thread/S21914546#p21918239
>Yea Nachos are kinda like that too. They are very Tsun Tsun and would like to berate their husbands but extra art from her entry said when their husband turned back to human form to speak to WS they immediately began to act clingy and proceeded to rape them. God bless them
Anyone know where the extra art and caption this anon is talking about is? I looked on the profile on the wikia, as well as Atlach-Nacha's making-of profile, and couldn't find it.

>tfw not super interested in Amazons themselves but their society and other MGs that could enter them

Amazon Jinkos, Amazon Fairies, Amazon Unicorns, the rare Amazonian River Bishop.

>>22754409
I wonder how a jinko would react if i called her a stabby tabby.

>>22754396
Yeah they're good girls but compared to the other mgs they get easily outclassed in a few stuff. Don't really care much for a horc but I'd still take a regular ol' porc anyday.

Hellmoo

Government-issued big tiddy banshee wife, or grassroots-organized tomboy dhampir wife?

>>22754488
Gonna breed dem cows.

>>22754504
I'll take the government-issued, big tits, sandworm wife as well as a monthly compensation from the Extreme Species Act that pays men to marry and keep extreme species away from the city centers to avoid infrastructure damage.
>Tfw get paid to fuck a sandworm all day
>Tfw get to brag on imageboards about it from the comfort of my wife's mouth
I want this so badly it hurts
I wanna spend all day fucking, cuddling, shitposting, and playing Minecraft with her

>>22754401
It's in the mega archive, under Extra art.

>>22754579
>Sandworm
The spice must flow.

>The old hag is too embarrassed to kiss you directly on the lips

>>22754597
Thank you, is the translated caption written down anywhere?

>>22754636
Kiss the fox on her lower lips

>>22754639
Same place. It should be in a text file in the folder where the atlach-nacha extra image is.

>>22754601
Isn't Spice just fermented sandworm shit?

Not sure how I feel about cultivating shit and selling it as a drug that people eat. I wanna fuck the sandworm for a living, not clean up their crap, even if it is my waifu's. But...if it pays a hefty price, well, that's a different story. I'm as much as a slut for money as I am a slut for monster girls

My fiance drew me a Gator girl

>>22754670
>Isn't Spice just fermented sandworm shit?
and beer is just yeast piss.

>>22754678
Your fiance draws cute monster girls anon.

>>22754678
Did she/he just give up on the legs?

>>22754504
human men are issued to lonely horny neet monster girls by the government tho

>>22754681
>and beer is just yeast piss.
And honey is bee vomit

what kind of mages are you into, anon?

>>22754692
It was just a fifteen minute sketch

>>22754145
This is why people don't like this concept any more you unaware autist

>>22754693
Kiki and Shog mothers who worry their daughters are too lazy probably sign their daughters up for an assigned-Mastah, but I wonder how the agencies get their men in the first place.

>>22754788
kidnap them, put them in concentration camps, and train them

>>22754724
Pear shaped loli dark mages

>>22754724
The dark slime kind.

>>22754765
I still like the character concept.

Considering demon silver doesn't actually kill monsters, though, if anything the greentext is overly dramatized.

>>22754788
>I wonder how the agencies get their men in the first place.
Men put a request in for a meido from the agency and are phoned once a monster meido is available.

I feel bad for the one kiki that gets paired up with a rich, 90 year old man that has a non-functioning dick and bribed the agency to allow him on the list despite not meeting the qualifications. She spends her time wiping his ass in her skimpy meido outfit, waiting for him to croak so that she can be re-assigned to a mastah that can actually fulfill her needs and wants.

why do slimes smile so much

>>22754827
>heckwan is too dumb to realize the girls aren't dead and are just paralyzed from mind-shredding orgasms.

>>22754827
>demon silver doesn't actually kill monsters, though, if anything the greentext is overly dramatized.
It reeks of some /tg/ retard who hasn't read the setting trying to push his brand of edgelord grimderp on a wish fulfillment porn setting

>>22754833
>retard forgets what mamano mana does to the feeble

>>22754834
Because a crying slime is too sad.

>>22754765
I found it funny.

>>22754724
the kind that excels in cryomancy

>>22754827
Yeah I wish he didnt try to taint the concept with his greentext. I think the idea of a heck wan insisting mass marriages and rapes would be great.

>>22754837
Maybe. Fucking sucks that it was the first related green about it.

>>22754834
They just know.

>>22754849
I think that was the point. It doesn't read like a shitty /tg/ post, it reads like some retard trying to be edgy for cringe.

>>22754838
>Retard forgets that for successful mana transfer like mentioned, there needs to be sexual contact
This kiki wants no part of it. She wants a younger mastah to serve

>>22754849
It's hilarious if you think of it as some shitty order propaganda commercial. Fits all the right notes.

>>22754864
i was edgy once

>>22754765
I never like the nerdwan concept to begin with. It fits with anubises but no other wans.

>>22754861
maybe...YOU JUST KNOW.

>>22754866
Monsters don’t care about age, sorry buddy.

>>22754893
damnit, i want a hakutaku to turn me into a shota and diddle me

>>22754866
You aren't very good at this.

>>22754890
I'm gonna turn a proud centaur warrior into my personal breeding/milk girl!

>>22754866
No it doesn’t. Have you read a single world guide?
You can get contact DE from a touch, a kiss, even extended proximity. Not even mentioning things like ambient DE.

>>22754902
I mean, why couldn’t you just ask one to do so?

>>22754827
>implying she didn't take heed from the successes of human boys and use some proper lead
Memes aside, I've always viewed MGC as an absolute shithole that causes even some monsters to start losing it like in Vengeance.

>>22754893
They do care about age. Monster girls do indeed have preferences. This has been stated many times over in the books. Some monster girls prefer younger men, some prefer older men. It's just, unlike human women, there are monster girls that will appreciate every body type. Read up on the lore, buddy.

And from my original post, it implied she had no interest in the older man, Perhaps she has another guy she's interested in and was forced to take he contract. You don't know. Best not to assume things.

>>22754909
Lemme correct myself, proper mana transfer is going to occur through sexual contact. That is, a lot more will transfer. A kiki wiping an old man's ass that she isn't interested in isn't a very effective mana transfer. Also, ambient DE has very little effect on human men. Though it does have a strong effect on human women. Extended proximity takes a long, long, long time to really take effect, and chances are, the dude'll be dead by then.

>>22754007
>Jinko and Ochi
>Tall, buff, and scarred
>Both are pretending to be cute maids while their master sleeps, giving each other tips and asking what maid types they should be.
>Both are smiling happily.

>>22754833
>>22754866
>>22754893
>Kiki finally gets her first mastah, find she's got some rich, 90 year old man that has a non-functioning dick and bribed the agency to allow him on the list despite not meeting the qualifications
>absolutely crestfallen but sticks to her duties, hoping he croaks
>finds out that he's just really, really lonely
>his kids are gone and all his money is just going to get gobbled up by greedy grandchildren who'll just sell off his life's work to make a quick buck
>just wanted someone to talk to and help make the last of his time mean something
>slowly warms up to him, starts to do little, extra things beyond the absolute minimum, a bit of honey in his coffee, warming his bed before he goes to sleep, making sure he swallows all his pills in a timely fashion
>she doesn't feel anything for him sexually but no longer minds serving him
>one night it happens, she hears the alarm go off and finds him suffering cardiac arrest
>absolutely terrified she phones the ambulance and does everything she can to keep his heart beating
>won't leave his side, accompanies the ambulance with him to the hospital
>somehow manages to pull through the night though he's in worse shape than ever, barely able to move and attached to oxygen
>kiki resolves to serve him even more faithfully
>old man slowly begins to recover under her tender, loving care
>then goes above and beyond, slowly becoming more energized, able to breathe and soon starts walking on his own
>even has his first erection when she bends over to pick up a utensil he 'dropped'
>turns into a handsome if still elderly version of his prime
>kiki finally gives in and takes him, promising to give him new heirs that will watch over his estate and ensure his legacy lives on through people who will appreciate him
>agency files another satisfied mastah into their system

>>22754934
From World Guide I:
>It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance.
>Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.

>Also, ambient DE has very little effect on human men.
Source or bust.
People incubize without even realizing it just by being in GREEN demon realms. The ones with lower-than-usual ambient DE.

If you want to headcanon a world where they're miserable regardless, go ahead, but don't expect people here to heed it.

>>22754927
>Vengeance
well there's your problem

>>22754922
because she won't truly be into it

>>22755004
If you're so determined to cockblock your own fantasies, don't let me stop you.

>>22754981
>>It is impossible to be excluded from the monsters' interest due to personal appearance or physical performance.
I literally just said that. But take note, the passage uses plural, not singular. The usage of singular would completely support what you say, but it doesn't. It's using plural, meaning monster girls as a whole, not every individual monster girl. In other guides, it states that monster girls will have certain preferences varied on individual. So a certain girl will not want anything to do with an old man whereas another will. He may find love with a different monster girl, but the kiki has no interest. Of course there can be bypasses, but in my scenario, I do not include or imply that. Learn to reading comprehension.
>>Also, in the case of those who are so old that it's a hindrance to sex, they will also be rejuvenated.
Yeah, if they've got a monster girl that wants them or they inject mamono mana into themselves some other way, like succubus nostrum. But again, none of this is mention or implied in my scenario. Learn to reading comprehension.
>>Also, ambient DE has very little effect on human men.
Men would monsterize into monster girls if this were the case. This is explained into great detail in the world guides and the Succubus Notebook. Men have such high mana production and stability that they're able to block out influences of outside sources. Women do not, and are far more susceptible to monsterization as a result. A man can destroy his ability to produce mana, but that results in an alping.
>People incubize without even realizing it just by being in GREEN demon realms
Men don't realize incubization because it's a such a slow process that the changes aren't noticeable. It's essentially the dump the frog in cold water, hot water lesson. And it's a slow process because of men's high mana production. Now there are exceptions like succubus nostrum or sex with a lilim will cause instant incubization, but of course, in the scenario I proposed, it's not the case. Learn to reading comprehension

>>22755004
Monster girls have age preferences, sexual preferences, fetish preferences, as well as dislikes. It's on an individual basis. I'm sure there's a haku to out there that wants to turn you into a shota and diddle you after class for being a naughty boy

>>22755049
>sex with a lilim

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please make sure Yuki-san and Ryu-san don't try to work together on a weather day.
That's how you get ice storms, and those are bad.

>>22755063
If you could call that sex.

Is it considered evil to grind on low level monsters till I'm a high enough level to easily bully and rape strong monster girls like ushi-onis, minotaurs or ogres?

>>22755097
I want Yuki-san to keep me inside on a snowy day

Trust those foxes you must not.

>>22754765
while we are embracing the cringe
someone do cold war era assasin kiki

>>22755142
>one tail

>>22755142
seriously, what is it about foxes that makes them so dangerous?

>>22755119
Yes you deserve to be put in jail for that

>>22753729
Wealth. Fame. Power. There was once a man who achieved everything in this world. The Pirate King, Gold Roger! Before his death, his final words sent the world out to the seas.
>My wealth and treasures? If you want it, you can have it! But you'll have to search the world for it!
And then my waifu becomes a pirate.

Monster girl math problem
>A Yuki-Onna causes a snowstorm getting a young man hopelessly lost and cold
>The man spots the Yuki-Onna's house about 30 yards away and starts running towards it at 6 mph
>But out of the white a Yeti shows up 40 yards away from the man and starts running towards him at 9 mph
Does the Yuki-Onna eat another dinner for two alone tonight?

>>22755169
They'll eat your chickens

>>22755169
There is nothing dangerous about foxes. Makes sure to always trust whatever they say and do exactly as they ask.

>>22755203
Depends, can the guy jump over the yeti?

>>22755210
But they bless the grain harvest to it all works out.

>>22755236
The Yeti is 6'11" running with her arms open for a hug, he would have to do a dodge roll in the snow to avoid it

>>22755275
No, jump the yeti. Just like video games taught you.

>>22755203
Not if she runs towards the man and lays claim to him first.

What is your Waifus battle Regalia?

>>22755063
Lost penis has really made me appreciate Viccy recently. I would definitely wife if she wasn't already his.

>>22753744
It's up now. There are 517 images in it, so there are now 2 galleries.

>>22755322
It's a fictional character, you can do whatever. It's not like you're pushing it as canon.

>>22754854
Let it go.

I love p'orcs so much! I want to spend all day playing with their floppy ears, pulling their curly tails, and groping their meaty boobs.

There is literally not a single thing wrong with having a wife with snakes for hair

>>22755546
She's a dirty tsundere though.

So are there harpies based off actual bird species? Are pigeon harpies streetshitters like actual pigeons? Do geese harpies hiss and attack everyone they spot, even though they are as fragile as tissue paper? Will I wake up at 3 am just because some dumb woodpecker harpy wants an early breakfast?

>>22753778
>>22753753
Does coffee mean coffee or does coffee mean sex, because coffee keeps me up at night.

I want to be level drained from a really high level into a shota by a sneaky succubus.

>>22754488
I think you mean “Hello”

>>22754834
If you could be anything in the world, why wouldn’t you be happy?

>>22754007
Same ;-;7

>>22754275
I see several things wrong there, like not sleeping with all of them in a huge bed

>>22755744
Mino maids?

>>22754094
Assuming the mamano in question is still human-sized: Not much larger than my own head. Much more than that and it starts to feel a little inconvenient/unwieldy, and I start getting distracted by worries about her back (but mamano probably don't have that kind of issue anyway)
Of course, if they are BIG girls, then the limit goes up proportionally.

>>22755765
Shoot, I was going for mino/oni but I should've made her ears more distinct.

>>22755049
The frog cold/hot water thing is a load of nonsense, if still a functional enough metaphor (in that lots of people know what it's supposed to mean)
Frogs will start to jump out once they get 'too hot' no matter how slow you simmer them.

>>22755554
It's tough having to deal with Hades and the rest of the underworld jabronis just give her some patience

>>22755744
Need me a cute Mino like her to tease about how a strong tough girl like her is working a subservient job as a maid

>>22755913
Ask Cerberus which of her heads is in charge, then walk out the door while they argue.

Would the human son of a hellhound have hotter cum?

>>22755928
Obviously the center head.

>>22755930
Why are you thinking about that

>>22755954
Because he wants to have a mommyhound.
I think I might want one too

>>22755954
not sure. I think it would be neat i guess. Plus i want a mommyhound that i dont fuck.

I wanna lick the sweat off a hellhound's abs

>>22756077
I'd rather whipped cream off of her, but honestly, there doesn't need to be anything there. I just wanna lick her. I want her to lick me all over too

>>22755954
they want the ol spicy semen

>>22755913
>>22755546
>KIU Medusa
oh yes

How would you describe an anubis? remember to only use nice words or she'll punish you

>>22756148
Curvaceous and cuddly

>>22756148
Mean, ugly, and autistic

>>22756148
Kind, beautiful, and totally not autistic!

>>22756162
Enjoy the dungeons, I hear there's some nice single ghouls that unlive down there

>>22756184
I'd much rather become the chew toy to some ghouls than give a stuck-up mutt the time of day

>>22756184
Ghouls are underrated.

Multiple arms and legs waifus are good,they are strange but imagine the kinky stuff they can do

>>22756252
8 legs

>>22756252
4 armpits

>>22756252
>needing arms and legs to do kinky shit
Pleb

>>22756283
The original bully slime.

What sort of orange slime tickles you alot, smells like your favorite scent and eats candy?

>>22756089
>Being licked by a big long Hellhound tongue
Yes please

>>22756077
Firefighter Hellhound? But does she have enough control her own body temp to make sure she doesn't accidentally ignite stuff or make existing fires worse?

>>22756343
It's not like she's an Ignis. Plus, they can go straight into raging fires where normal people/monsters never could.

>>22756330
>has you totally pinned down under her powerful pelvis after she's fucked half the life out of you
>cum still slowly flowing out her pussy like molasses onto the bed, her eye flames slowly dim down
>just lays down on you, torso directly aligned with yours so you're face to face
>makes happy whimpering noises as you start petting her head and itching behind her ears, her tail wags, legs in a little kicking motion like a puppy, and she licks your face clean almost as if by instinct
>her hot, slimy tongue heats up your body again to keep you sweating to prepare your skin to stay cool for round two and not go into heat syncope

MGE live action movie would be great
Just dont give it to disney

>>22756473
>live action
>implying anybody here can get it up to anything that isnt animated anymore.

>>22756473
Either dwane jhonson will be in it
Or one of those actors that play the "loser who cant get laid" in every movie

>>22756473
>disney get MGE
>80%Content cut to appeal to both SJWs and the chinese government
>new female character that manages to out-mary sue lilims at their worse

>>22756349
Man, a Hellhound brigade would be perfect for fighting bushfires. Especially those with flammable Eucalyptus trees.

Why didn't you surrender when you had the chance?

>>22756349
Is this why they always have those iron things as bras? As anything else just burns up?

Actually, spiders

>>22756577
How is that game going?
I haven't looked at it since it got started, hell I don't even remember what it's called.

>>22756502
but think about it
thats the only way a "hollewood" MGE would go
>loser cant find GF
>Gets monster GF
>Big sad fallout (usually the MC's falt)
>realisation of love
>the climax to movie

>>22755613
Black Harpies (corvids), Cockatrice (chickens), and Owl Mages are a thing.
>>22755616
I don't actually keep coffee in my house, take that as an answer.

>>22756584
It was called Monster Girl Project and honestly I stopped really caring about it when he added a furry with the whole snout shit and all

>>22755744
Based snib

>>22756577
Do your worst you dumb desert mutt!

>>22756584
Many of the files are leaked on yiff party, a patreon leaking site. The whole anubis girl part is there.

Man, I periodically check in here from time to time, and it truly hasn't been the same in awhile. What happened to all the stories people were making.

I miss the /a/ days

>>22756651
Writing is hard.

>>22756651
might writing has be slowed by migranes and work
I'm still trying
it also doesnt help that many dont really read paste stories anymore for various reasons so most of the writers are either discoraged or just take their stuff elsewhere

>>22756651
>I miss the /a/ days
I don't miss posting standards guy, the shitstorms over futa cheshire, paladin posting and guro art.

>>22756672
I still read off pastebin. Where have ppl moved to posted besides tft?

>>22756683
JUSTICE, and the MGU community made guro art all the time

>>22756691
Some went to /monster/

>>22756672
Well theres no guessing who you are.

>>22756697
Yeah, I'm guessing they are still posting on the bunker. I got so busy with life the next thing I know /monster/ when down with infchan

>>22756704
I've rarelyposted besides once or twice.(1 time on /a/, and 2 times before this being the 3rd. Please explain who I am. I can't wait to see this.

>>22756711
Not "you". You as in >>22756672. This guy is Beast.

>>22756651
I don't want stories. I want art

>>22756749
But stories are art

After countless years of studying the various girls in all aspects, I've come to the conclusion that lamias, particularly your average, vanilla species lamia, make the best possible wives, mothers, and all around companions. The best harem species result was surprising, but it turns out holstaurs are the best suited for this, just barely edging out khepris. The best warrior wife species is salamander. The best mage wife species is a tie between liches and baphomets. The best protector wife species is sandworm. And finally, the best species to turn you into a 24/7 sex addict is shoggoth. Took me awhile to compile these results, but at least is finally puts to rest who the best girl really is

>>22756782
I disagree

>>22756571
Lol Australians.

Blue Heeler Kobold.

>>22756882
Somebody write a story

Imagine being princess carried out of a burning building by a big strong Hellhound firefighter

>>22756921
A Kobold based on Australian Cattle Dog, also known as Blue Heeler.

>>22756921
I got a story
>there was this succubus
>she wanted dick
>but richard said no
>that didn't stop her

>>22756807
I've come to the conclusion that spiders make the best possible wives, mothers, and all around companions. The best harem species result was surprising, but it turns out spiders are the best suited for this, just barely edging out khepris. The best warrior wife species is spider. The best mage wife species is a tie between spiders and spiders. The best protector wife species is spider. And finally, the best species to turn you into a 24/7 sex addict is spider. Took me awhile to compile these results, but at least is finally puts to rest who the best girl really is

>>22756807
>No legs.
When did the thread become lgbt friendly?

Is there an undead Baphomet?

>>22756921
I'm toying around with this idea for a story about a bunch of order extremists that lost their marbles after lescatie and now think that the only way for mankind to survive is to force all monster's to become conservative pseudo-christian housewives.

>>22757112
>The Handmaids' Tale, but with mamanos
For the love of fuck, no.

>>22757092
There is an minor mention of an undead Sabbath in world guide 3 referenced with a picture of an undead witch. Nothing about the Baphomet or the Sabbath itself is described.

>>22756807
>best species to turn you into a 24/7 sex addict is shoggoth
I've seen enough Dokoinpo to confirm that maids are very dangerous in this regard.

>>22756921
Been working on one for a while, now.
Realized it needs more monstergirl bits.

Do you think Mamono would hate the movie Marriage Story?

>https://youtu.be/ZLfrf_00Ync

I should probably formally announce that the palate cleanser story will be "Extremely Yandere Shog", which is funny because the ghoul story is significantly less crazy.
Maybe the ghoul was the palate cleanser all along?
I feel like I'm getting stale talking about my stuff all of the time, so I'll leave y'all with this:
Between these three, who gives the best paizuri: Troll, Tritonia, or Titania?

speaking of shogs. If they basically adapt to your desires, if you wished (maybe subconsciously) for a maid that has a personality beyond just single-mindedly pleasing you, whould a shog develop a more independent streak?

>>22757226
>Extremely Yandere Shog
Oh yes.
It's hard to pick out of the girls for paizuri, part of me wants to say Tritonia because they're sadly ignored a lot of the time.

>>22757228
Yes, but only to the point it pleases you. They would pick up hobbies, do stuff on their own or something like that but you would always be their number 1 priority. And most hobbies would also be stuff you like so they can do that with you.

>>22757228
Nothing says they adapt to your desires and will just 180% and become whatever you want. In fact
>They possess the unique ability to find out about men’s sexual taste and fetishes through the act of sexual intercourse itself. They may become sadistic or masochistic, in order to match the desires of a given man.
That's specifically a Dark Angel thing. If anything most MGE stuff makes it sound like men are the one that adapt to their wives and start liking inhuman body parts if they didn't already and will grow to like various monsters more extreme personalities and lifestyles.

>>22757262
Well that weird. I must be mixing different entries up then. Kind of embarassing.

>>22757280
The entire point of the Shoggoth is wanting to merge with their master using their slime chaos transformation and wanting them, and only them, to only use objects made by their own body.

>>22757298
So can I get a blowjob from my shog-computer?

>>22757131
What? Is that the plot of the hand maids tale? I was thinking more like a what if scenario if the order started raping monsters back.

>>22757226
Titania, its directly in her name.

>>22757441
Yes.

>>22757441
It's not like you would even have a choice

>>22757563
Conversely, can I google stuff using my shog maid?

Any particular hair styles you like on your mgs?

>>22757605
not this one, that's for sure

>>22757605
Big, thick braid. Good for pulling.

>>22757605
Long, wavy, fluffy hair.

>>22757610
why not?

>>22757617
it's ugly

>>22757605
Twintails(pic or Taihou from Paizuri Lane) or just simple straight hair.
I'm a very simple man.

>>22757605
Bobcut.

>>22757605
Hime cut.

>>22757605
Twin braids.

>>22757651
Good taste

>>22757627
>doesn't think buns are sexy
>doesn't want to get raped by a strict office lady monster with a bun
>doesn't want to see stern demeanor melt away as pleasure overtakes her, her bun unraveling and letting her beautiful hair cascade down her shoulders

>>22757668
No, no and no. Bun makes girls look like old hags, and not in a endearing way

>>22757651
Yes

>>22757670
Prove it

>>22757441
Deepthroat your Shog-faucet to weird her out.

>>22757574
Shog-VR sounds both amazing and horrifying.
Though it would be pretty nice to get a onahole that has a 1:1 likeness to whatever you're watching.

>>22757694
https://youtu.be/UmzDaA0IAtU

>>22757670
>Bun makes girls look like old hags,
yes
>and not in a endearing way
no

>>22757605

>>22757605
Himecuts on zombies and the undead in general

sorry shorties, I only date monster girls who are taller than me.

>>22757605

Soon, MGG. Soon.

>>22757780
Moo?

>>22757780
I'm gonna have to jerk off after reading this, aren't I?

>>22757780
Cows are fucking amazing.

>>22757780
FUCK YES christmas cake holstaurs.

My body is so fucking ready for this Hatch.

>>22757605
The ones Wight and Demon have in their profiles. Hime cut and a single big braid are pretty good too.

>>22757615
This on a big Yeti

Do nerdy wocks only talk to their other heads at lunch or group discussion?

>>22757965
Wocks cannot be nerds by their very nature. They are all SLUTS.

>>22757780
NTR vibes

>>22758043
Can’t they be nerdy sluts?

>>22758121
Only of the twitch streamer type.

>>22758132
How much do I have to donate to get invited into her streams?

>>22758154
50 gallons of semen

>>22758043
But what about slutty nerds?

>>22758164
Those are nerds first and sluts second.

>>22758163
Do I have to donate it on stream?

>>22758070
It's not NTR.

How come whenever I get defeated by monster girl everything fades to black and I wake up in the last inn I rested at? And how come the innkeepers never tell me who brought me in? And even the monster girl who defeated me won’t spill the bean, could my rival be behind this? But why would she save me from certain rape, I thought she hated me

>>22758310
You just dreamed those defeats while drunk, you lout.

>>22758310
I always just go lose to the black harpy sucking dicks all day in a dark alley a couple blocks away

Rabbit was here, Rat is a loser.

>>22757711
Am I allowed to fap to this?

>>22758267
And this is a bad thing

>>22758350
You should be dead.

>>22758350
I don't personally have anything against NTR, but it's not my cup of tea and I know for a fact that it's not NTR.

It's about a slutty cow lusting after a farm boy who has bad luck with women and that's all.

>>22758350
I like NTR as much as the next weirdo but this really isn't the place for it

>>22758350
>>22758372
Fuck off subhuman trash

>>22758370
>I don't personally have anything against NTR
And you need to fuck off too

>>22758372
NTR is only good if the waifu is a prostitute. Because then at least she's getting paid for it. Bonus if she records her sessions for you to watch later with her

>>22758370
>>22758372
Huh, I didn't expect there to be this many people that liked NTR here.
Interesting.

Cool. I didn’t realize we were giving out free (You)s. Can I get some too?

>>22756577
What can I say; I've always been a stubborn one. Ever since I ripped my way out of my crib as a baby samson-style.

>>22758386
You would be surprised. You can probably find an equal or greater number who like any of the taboo subjects but choose not to talk about it for obvious reasons

>>22758386
It's either the same retardfaggot samefagging or a discord raid.

>>22758390
Don't spend it all in one place though.

>>22758380
Make also the clients black

>>22758239
All at once

>>22758406
Doesn't matter to me who or what the clients are honestly

>>22758402
Automatons can look and do everything other biological MGs can.

So why settle for anything less?

>>22758414
>Not wanting to see your waifu railed by black men

>>22758423
I just said it doesn't matter who she's screwing: black, white, asian, animal, monster. She's an equal opportunity prostitute. As long as they pay

>>22758417
Can an Automaton compose a symphony? Or turn a blank canvas into a work of art?

>>22758435
Yes.

>>22758401
>IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY!!!!!
whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy

>>22758401
It’s every weekend too, he’s become pathetically predictable.

>>22758362
>>22758377
>bring this mad over someone else's fetish
we reddit now or something?

>>22758401
As >>22758372 I can say it's neither as far as I know and I really wish they would stop or take it to the /trash/ thread

>>22758443
>you can inflict pain
why would someone make a robot that can feel pain?

>>22758467
We have such sights to show you...

>people defending NTR in a fucking Monster Girls thread
Are we being raided again?

>>22758483
The pattern points to yes.

>>22758483
No the thread is finally developing good taste

>nobody went near the tower, for a fearsom dragon sat on the roof
>until one day a knight rode up
>"do you need help getting down?" he asks
>"...please"

>>22758483
Seems like it.

>>22758498
But can't she fly? Is she a Wurm?

>>22757605
Don't make me choose anon. They're all so perfect and wonderful. Except shaved. Side shave is offically the worst thing the lgbt community has cursed mankind with. The degeneracy is forgiveable. Hell the autism is forgiveable. But pc culture's crimes against hair need to be punished by god.

Hair is love.
Hair is life.
Kej best girl dont @ me.

>>22758498
Oh god that’s adorable

>>22758483
The entire has been getting raided since before the election.

https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ274729.html

They remade the Shirohebi doujin. Nice.

>>22758495
Well pussy does taste like salt soooooo

>>22758526
New art? I really hope it gets uploaded.

>>22758526
>Getting excited over a girl without legs.

Plebian

how do i guarantee myself a lilem waifu?

This piece I found of a shota looking at a mermaid with heart shaped pupils makes me feel compelled to ask you guys a question. Based on what you remember of yourself back then, which MGE monster girl do you believe you'd have a innocent crush on if you were you were once again a innocent boy who knew nothing of sex? I think I'd fall for a Hakutaku because I was one of those kids who fell for cute teachers that were nice to me.

>>22758542
>Implying that it won't.
It just depends on how fast imgbox can upload it, in the meantime, just refer to the mega archive, since that's way faster than waiting for the gallery to get uploaded.
https://mega.nz/#F!T24xwYLB!V_dXLWUSLQXqVsHqNuAwxQ!umw13IiT

>>22758562
I always thought spiders were cool

>>22758483
Of course, a containment thread on a containment board is literally being raided every day by discord groups trying to win the culture war. I suggest asking for help in /pol/ before discord invasion wipes us out

>>22758574
Angry you got deleted so fast there bud?

>>22758563
Thank you wikifag, good work as always.

>>22758595
>>22758563
http://imgbox.com/g/TdKp4J7HTP

>>22758586
I'm not the one talking about NTR, though.

>>22758568
I was the type who was into rocks. Usually that would mean Golem but in MGE they are clay-based.

>>22758562
demon

>>22758574
Do you realize how much you sound like a massive faggot?

My waifu can jerk me off at range. Can the same be said for your waifu?

>>22758562
My genki dark skinned childhood friend. Fox chan! I want to grow up with her and be her submissive and faithful lackey when she gets mixed in with the wrong crowd and becomes a ruffian! I wanna get in a fist fights with her and slowly work up the courage to ask her to prom only for her to blush and say she doesn't look good in girly clothes or know how to dance!

>>22758660
I prefer to be the one molesting and attacking my wife.

>>22758562
An older (mid 20's) Italian woman

>>22758660
Question, what exactly do parasite slimes count as? I mean to say, are they technically gender neutral? Are they male? Female? If I fuck a girl in a similar situation to your waifu does it count as a threesome? Does the symbiote feel love for the husband as well or is it just in it for the SE. I'm serious like when Eddy Brock fucks his gf does that mean she's getting dicked by venom too? Does venom have the hots for his gf? How the fuck do parasite slimes reproduce? Do your kids with a host come out as already being infected with the symbiote or are they just human/succ? Again, serious question, this girl just rubs me in all the wrong ways. And I dont know if I could get it up to the equivalent of fucking ditto.

>>22758562
Snow leopards. I loved those things.

>>22758660
Probably, magic is so strong in mge there's likely some kind of ranged grasp spell that lets some of my harem do that sort of thing.

>>22758701
>what exactly do parasite slimes count as? I mean to say, are they technically gender neutral? Are they male? Female?
They were Gender neutral before the demonlord, but where changed to female with her ascension. This also has the effect of restricting pslimes to infect only women and alps.
>If I fuck a girl in a similar situation to your waifu does it count as a threesome?
I am not sure how to answer this. Technically they have the same body so your not really having sex with a third person. Although they do have separate personalities so maybe it is?
>Does the symbiote feel love for the husband as well or is it just in it for the SE.
Yes. They feel love for their husband much like their host.
>How the fuck do parasite slimes reproduce? Do your kids with a host come out as already being infected with the symbiote or are they just human/succ?
Canonically they simply divide like normal slimes through sex and currently cannot birth fully capable slime carrier daughters. However i do head canon it that you can have pre-infected babies, but it requires a lot more time then just doing a cell division.

>>22758641
Not as massive as faggots coming in with NTR here of all places and faggots screeching back at them

>>22758386
We grow stronger.

I wanna ask a Hakutaku what's the sound of one hand clapping and get spanked

Oni-chan

>>22758806
is that so?

>>22758786
Can't wait to talk about fucking other anon's waifus

>>22758806
Flexible and athletic onis

https://i.imgur.com/rz9kqbj.jpg
>You: You can't fuck an MGE centaur doggystyle in her frontpussy
>Me: Hold my beer

>>22758786
Yeah, apparently so.
Yet for some reason monster girls are only occasionally posted on your containment thread from what I understand.

>>22758806
>>22758838
>>22758876
God dammit.
Yuugi is pretty great but Suika just does things to me. IMAGINE things.

>>22758880
This man is to powerful, he needs to be stopped!

The threads are going to shit.

>>22758936
Okay, stop posting in it. You're making it shit.

>>22758942
Yes, I am, not the ntrniggers or the literal ones.

>>22758806
I really like those old fashioned jap panties. Post more of them.

>>22758350
>>22758372
>>22758380
You aren't welcome here.

>>22758967
I've never really paid attention to them before, so I can't really recall which pictures have them.
Have a yuugi though.

>>22758880
That settles it, people with centaur waifus need to start lifting. Makes me think about a Bicorn finding Oni, Ogre. Minotaur and Jinko wives for her husband so they can train him to be /fit/
>>22758936
>>22758954
Hello newfriend, people shitposted about liking hated things even in the era where latenight was drawing regularly and the threads had plenty of writers. This isn't a new occurrence.

>>22758954
And it all comes tumbling down
>tumbling down
>tumbling down
You just keep letting me down
>letting me down
>letting me down

Why is it whenever I decide to come back the thread goes to hell and stays that way. I leave for a few months, come back everything is nice, cute grills are posted, then a week passes and it bursts into flames again and never goes back. What kind of sick cyclical hell is this?

>>22758991
>What kind of sick cyclical hell is this?
The somewhat infuriating kind.

>>22758967
Fundoshi, never forget that shit on /jp/

>>22757605
that partial buzzcut on the side of the head

>>22758347
Yes

>>22759033
There's simply bad taste, and then there's you.

>>22758972
I'm not welcomed anywhere

>>22758991
Shitposts and baiting have been a thing ever since the /a/ days though, it's the one true constant. I feel like back then though there was a nice balance between drawfags and writefags so there was a bunch of content that was created in tandem. Now it's pretty sparse.

>>22759052
/a/ days?

>>22758972
Why would you respond to those three and not the other 3 blatantly celebrating it.

Imagine, if you will, some of the out of control music you could have with your Angelic waifu anon.

How could dorfs ever compete?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NRsLIbmtS4

Think about it anon.

>>22759052
A lot of shitposting back on /a/ was from a mod and some other faggots raiding the threads to get them kicked off the board.

>>22759055
Are all the oldfags truly gone...