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>>22555224
he can't

>>22555238
why not?

>>22555224
That's one big ZUN

>>22555224
whats the purple thing on his glasses

>>22556499
Anti-reflective coating.

>>22555254
Because he'll die.

...

Metaphorically.

>>22555562
for you

>>22556499
his power

How does his liver look?

>>22558562
Fine because he's asian.

>>22555224
What does retirement even mean for someone like him? What would his retirement mean for something like Touhou?

Post all your ZUN pictures

>>22561325

>>22561325

Has ZUN ever talked about his influences? Other than alcohol, of course

>>22561325

where can i learn more about ZUN and see videos of this guy doing cool things?

>>22562272
He likes video game OSTs and Touhou basically serves as a vehicle for him to compose his songs.

>>22561325

I'm still surprised someone who dresses like him can have at least 2 kids. He looks like someone who'd be giving birth to his wife's babies.

>>22555224
Bone man

>>22565840
rare CQC ZUN

ZUN after checking Reitaisai's lewd corner.

>>22561325

>>22565840
LITERALLY Chad walk

>>22565840
No matter how many times I see this picture or the two that are usually posted preceeding it I still don't get it

>>22566303
Who is "Chad"?

>>22561325

>>22555224
I imagine ZUN will be like Hokusai, and only consider his work to be worthy of praise when he's around 70.

>>22567105
His work already praised since beginning.

>>22555224
PSA: If you're gonna trim your brows/unibrow use fucking tweezers instead of a razor.

He looks so old...

>>22567450
many jap men look like turtles when they get older than 30

>>22555224
I wonder if his wife is another one of those career women in Japan that choose the corporate life over having children.
No way can he get drunk and make a game every time it's in progress and do it for two years and release consecutively for almost two decades.

That's assuming he has one.

>>22567705
yes he has a wife and two children.

>>22567737
>Not only does ZUN make godlike music but he's also doing his part in fixing the population problem
What a mad lad, also wasn't his second kid born only a few years ago? Which is why people think the few recent touhous is themed around parenthood or something?

>>22567705
>>22567899
Lurk at least 2 years kudasai.

>>22567899
too green

>>22567137
Of course, but I like to imagine he'll continue to make Touhou 50 years from now.

>>22568331
He'll be a brain in a jar still making touhou a millennia from now

>>22566796
>>22565840
Isn't this a smaller recompressed version? Someone please post the original.

His older son will make new touhou games

>>22567906
I think you're the one who needs to lurk more. You actually replied to that.

>>22561325
I miss Billy
>>22565840
CHAD STRIDE

>>22569196
Who's this 'Chad' guy I keep hearing about?

>>22570785
It comes from a famous image where a muscular guy is walking with one of his arms in front of him and the other one behind him

>>22570785
It's a Bleach character

>>22569196
guy on the left ruined that pic

What would happen to the entirety of 4chan especially jaypee if ZUN dies?

>>22570785
I'm pretty sure they're talking about me.

>>22570785
It's a country.

Alcoholic, pedophile, god: whatever you want to call him, ZUN is everything a man can strive to be, a paragon of virtue and meaty muscle powered by vats of the finest spirits. Where ZUN treads, Touhou fans fall to their knees offering their virgin mouths and buttholes to please their radiant emperor. Usually with alcohol.

Currently, he has no interest in exporting his games to America because in his words "Shmups are too hard for Americans"(Either that, or his blood type is budweiser). And who can blame him for saying that when Americunts consider Fail of Duty and Halo to be the hardest games they ever played (even though they're playing on fucking Easy Mode of all things)? However, western fans have created mods to change the game's dialogue from Moonspeak to English. Not that it makes the games remotely easier.

Despite people pirating his games, people who have met him has reported that he still lives like a king just from making games. Now's a good time to ask yourself what you're doing with your life because after you finish reading this line, ZUN just made even more money.

just imagine ZUN making games 20 years from now..

>>22576982
"50 year old japanese man makes 97 million Yen
ZUN made over 97 million Yen from creating and continuing the Touhou series, for almost 32 years of his life. Get a load of that"

>>22577209
Those are awfully specific numbers.

>>22577318
is there a problem?

>>22555224
>>22556499
I can see Gensoukyou in its depths.

>>22577393
Is there a sauce?

I want to give him my organ so thay he can live longer when his liver become dysfunctional

>>22579166
>Implying his liver isn't made from the strongest folded 1000x Nippon steel

>>22579303
go back

>>22568759
How would you feel if this really happened?
Sure it would keep the series alive, but I'd be afraid of whether or not ZUN's children could bear the weight of Touhou's legacy.

>>22580027
Regardless of how it'd turn out, I'd appreciate the effort to preserve the spirit of the series. It would be tragic if Touhou got sold off to some massive company after ZUN passes.

>>22570785
It's ZUN's real name

>>22578717
a couple months back, 1 cent was around 87 yen.

>>22570785
it's crossboarder shit and >>22571058 >>22572208 >>22574256 >>22581415 are crossboarders

>>22581445
Did you mean 1 dollar? Because right now the rate is pretty close to 1 cent : 1 yen, and I'm pretty sure it would have been big news if the yen strengthened ~80-fold in less than a single year.

>>22581476
I suppose.

>>22561361
ofc it is alice

>>22585376
I was making a joke about ZUN pushing Alice a lot in early touhou and having barely even mentioned her since Soku

>>22585467
ahh...

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>>22561325
love this so much :3

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>>22561325

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>>22555224
He'd look fantastic for his age if it weren't for the crows feet...

>>22555224
When he retires he'll find time to pursue his hobbies of making beer, music, and games.