/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Big muscle awoos!

Battle horn!

What monsters would you host (and potentially end marrying)?

>>22458498
Something is not right about this sheep.

My wife is the cutest.

>>22458510
Elder and Greater demon please!

>>22458510
3 arachnes. Gonna create a lair.

Theres an mg anime airing next season right?

>>22458539
Why have you betrayed me like this, anon

>>22458510
Dryad if only because I generally have a measured disdain for humanity. Or an Eel Race Mermaid, because I love the ocean.

https://twitter.com/WLPER_R4G/status/1197120770591383552?s=20

Wash that cat!

Do you think single sea bishops, after having performed countless sexy time wedding ceremonies would eventually hit a breaking point where they would abandon their super dere dere gentle nature and go full on rape mode and start attacking men?

>>22458571
I think they'd go for the "sweetly and insistently tempting" route first.

>>22458545
What do you mean anon?

>>22458571
I hope so, but i would have to deny her doing >>22458579 for a few times to make it happen.

>>22458510
Echidna and Wyvern

loli wights!

>>22458588
Apparently >>22458545 saw >>22458539 and thought KC just released a new profile.

>>22458539
Cute snake.

>>22458547
>Eel Race
https://youtu.be/dyUbSm25ax8

>>22458654
High speed slipping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

>>22458661

>>22458668
>i want to lick those earflaps

>>22458661
Not that kind of race.

>>22458668
Would an eel give a full body massage?

Touch the snek.

Happy awoos!

>>22458676
Special eel massage that'll make you melt.
Special eel massage on the outside and the inside.

>>22458714
>postage massage

>>22458676
Yes.

>>22458324
I never realized the hair was supposed to be fangs before.

>>22458718
Is that like a Kobold getting headpats from the mailman?

>>22458617
There would be nothing better on the MGE world than loving and gently dominating a furiously blushing loli wight.

I want a cute maid yeti to sit on my face, /jp/.

>>22458510
chink vampire

Do you go out on grand adventures with the waifu or small time cozy questing?

>>22458714
>>22458719
How much do these massages cost? I only have myself to offer and I dont really want to be a slave.

>>22458718
Tell her to be careful with her claws/tail or she might tear your postage, anon.

>>22458497
WAKE UP!!!

Let her sleep Anon, she's had a long day.

>>22458718
>>22458725
>>22458803
Autocorrect strikes again.

>>22458795
>But master, that goes against the maid code of ethics! Can't we just snuggle by the fireplace instead? Shovel the driveway so we're both tired and cold for some bedtime hugs?

>>22458816

>>22458795
>Back from a long, hard day as a salaryman
>Maid Yeti greets you at the door
>"Welcome home, Anon-kun! You look like you've had a long day."
>...
>"Oh? I can run you a bath or prepare you your dinner. Unless you'd like... me?"
>She giggles
>...
>"W-what? Y-y-you actually want me? Eeek! D-don't just grab my hips like that... m-... master... Ah... if y-you really want to touch my breasts, all you have to do is ask... "
>...
>Maid yeti's face gets red as she listens to your request
>"You want me to take my underwear off and... sit... on your face!? Kyaaa, that's so embarrassing! I can't, I absolutely can't do it!"
>...
>"Oh... well... I-if it's... really going to make you that happy... P-please tell me if you... can't... breathe!? Eeeeek! Th-that tickles! Oh, Anon-kun~"

>>22458803
i need a girl that'll put letters in my mailhole

>>22458714
>>22458718
>>22458803
>>22458832
>>22458847
Take this garbage to /y/

>>22458853
/y/ isn't for numismatics
lick a stamp

>>22458853
Nah

>>22458853
Fuck off bigot.

>>22458493
>https://pastebin.com/u/ilniaj
I've finished a whole bunch of pastes describing various armies that could exist in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia universe. Anyone like it?

>>22458493
>https://pastebin.com/u/ilniaj
I've finished a whole bunch of pastes describing various armies that could exist in the Monster Girl Encyclopedia universe. Anyone like it?

I fucking love werewolves.

>>22458916
I did anon! Been wanting a warhammer mge setting even if it isn't as vanilla as I hoped.

>>22458916
jesus fucking christ namefag, fuck off, warhammer is trash grimdark retard tranny shit.

>>22458916
Fuck off /tg/, you are in the wrong thread.

>>22458916
No one wants you here.

>>22458839
She's fast! My eyes can't keep up!

>>22458916
No wonderland army?

>>22459010
Beastwomen.

what monsters dig jockeys who race for 1st place on their horses?

>>22459042
Horse pussies?

>>22458916
>>22459036
Eat shit you edgelord spamming faggot.

>>22459022
Titanee should really stop touch her otouto's cock warmers-

>>22458916
Reminder that this is the same guy that posts grimdark shit about armyfags killing monster girls and hilariously warps MGE so he can circlejerk with his faggot /tg/ monster girl thread buddies. Reminder that not even /tg/ itself wants to put up with these faggots.

>>22459064
Anon he has only linked it twice?

>>22459036
I see now. A full Wonderland would be a nightmare to fight. Jabberwocks jabbering, Cards flying around and slashing,and Mad Hatters convincing the general that his heart has been stolen and split into pieces and his troops need to find it.

>>22459073
He's spammed his grimdark trash in the past.

>>22459080
Fuck off.

>>22459036
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>>22459106
He's a shitposter, just ignore him.

Fuck it, let's go sparring with sexy Hellwans

Dragons make good adventure buddies

>>22459167
Hell yeah

>>22459054
centaurs would be disgusted with equestrian sports

>>22459130
I dunno. I can't win with them in a straight fight, and it's demeaning when they go easy on me, especially if they still win.

>>22459175
And at the same time, shamefully aroused by the thought of being put through their paces like that with their husbands on their backs.

Reminder that NTR is objectively fine if it's in cases like a man refusing to be stronger for a Salamander. If you're too much of a beta to take some training lessons you didn't deserve her in the first place.

>>22459206
if they get aroused, won't they try to have sex with their riders during the game after finally they crack?

>>22459224
Can't you just fucking have the Salamander walk away once she realizes the dude is not interested?

>>22459224
>NTR is objectively fine
Only if you're doing the cucking.

>>22459242
if only that was easy with hellhounds

>>22459242
The man is interested but he's too much of a faggot to take her up on her training.

>>22459249
Exactly.

>>22459167
I want to adventure with a Wock onee-san.

>>22459224
Getting dumped =! NTR. If there's so much incompatibility between you, you'd either never get together in the first place, or she'd leave you and let you get pounced by a girl that's already weaker than you or one that's fine with a weak bitch.

>>22459254
>Hellhound will fuck you like crazy but won't do anything but vanilla (no blowjobs, facials, etc.)
>No sexual flexibility at all
>You're already waifu'd her
>OK.jpg
>Force her to sit in the corner and masturbate as you bone Yeti in the ass and bukkake the fuck out of her soft brown face
>She's crying shameful tears while masturbating
The only appropriate NTR.

>>22458960
>tranny
what?

>>22459272
>appropriate NTR
get a bicorn then just fuck a hellhound in front of her

>>22459300

>>22459066
why wouldn't a fairy queen be allowed to play with her fae folk?

>>22459299
It's probably about Slaanesh.
>>22459300
>get a bicorn then just get brutally fucked by a hellhound in front of her
ftfy

Is this some kind of raid?

>>22459272
>Force her to sit in the corner and masturbate as you bone Yeti in the ass and bukkake the fuck out of her soft brown face
That's actually pretty hot.

>>22459254
>The man is interested but he's too much of a faggot to take her up on her training.
Why would a dude that is weak, plans to stay weak and doesn't want to make an effort to stop being weak even be interested in a Salamander who's just going to be pushing him nonstop to start doing things he doesn't want to? Even more, why would a Salamander be interested in him? Salamanders are attracted to strong guys, or alternatively, guys who are sincere in their intention of getting stronger. This feels like at best a situation where they meet, maybe one of them finds the other hot for a brief moment, they talk, realize they are completely incompatible and walk away. And then the guy gets hitched with whoever will pamper him and the Salamander continues on her merry way until she's defeated or finds someone who wants to defeat her enough.

It's like presenting a situation where a guy marries a holstaurus but hates big tits and lactation. Like, how the fuck did that even happen then?

>>22458916
I'm almost convinced that sort of shitpost is a falseflag by people who really dislike warhammer

Touch the squid.

>Did you enjoy my spaghetti?

Arachnes with HUGE muscles!

>>22459311
No, it's just what the thread is like if you don't heavily restrict the monsters people are allowed to talk about.

>>22459375
This post makes it sound suspiciously like you were the one who shitposted, to "prove your own point".

The guy who says we should move to /trash/ is due any minute now.

>>22459311
Two or three random faggots don't make a raid.
>>22459366
How about Unicorn with HUGE muscles?

>>22459394
Those are good too.
She'd be your personal paladin

>>22458510
>Ryujin
>Werefox
>Alraune
>Slime/Pink Slime

>>22459389
we should move to discord

>>22459224
Aren't you that nigger a while back that was trying to post cuck porn that you drew? You have the same typing style as he did

>>22458510
slime, eel and mothman.

>>22459416
If we were on discord, I couldn't unironically hate something, and then 5 minutes later, post something that supports it!

>>22458493
Indeed, I had to put away my winter-shoes again.

>>22459448
if we were on discord i couldn't be 3 different waifufags

I’m gunna be twenty three soon. I’ve been single all of my life and have effectively given up hope on finding someone. I don’t have anything to ask for to cheer me up just that we never let the fucking cuckold NTR spammers who ruined /h/ and /gif/ to find a place here.

>>22459419
You really didn’t need to post that absolute fucking garbage anon.

>>22459501
I still remember the shitstorm from that. The point is that no matter what ntr doesn't exist in the MGE universe. My own fault for replying to low effort shitposts I guess

>>22459497
26 here, wizardhood soon. Welcome anyway, wanna watch some videotapes?

>>22459510
Honestly if I didn’t have work at who knows what time tomorrow I’d be down as long as it’s not like death tapes. Shit I’d watch a hentai with some of you anons in these threads.

>>22459510
Sure

>>22459507
It’s fine, I just have such extreme and deep rooted trust issues many a waifu has been ruined to the fucking NTR Whore artists...

>When the slime girl is more than just a girl-shaped water balloon

>>22459462
Yeti-san is so cool!

>>22459497
Not to say that I don't share the same desire you do for this place to not degrade any further in quality, but you need to go the fuck outside in your free time, you stupid dumbass.
Get a hobby, make some friends, get the fuck off the internet sometimes and go be a human being somewhere that isn't this godforsaken hellsite. Try actually living your life while you can instead of wallowing in the vile filth of a dying mongolian shadow puppet forum.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that short stack versions of big races are to be treasured.
Like jinkos, onis, or cyclops.

>>22459526
I’m not normal enough to get along with people. The only people who accept me as me are those I’ve met online. As it sits I hardly come here anymore and I certainly don’t stay long these days. I’m just saying that even though you’re right there’s no world out there that’ll accept a weirdo of a broken pervert like me. It’s hard enough to find people who can even tolerate my genuinely lax taste in anime because people are so fucking conservative or liberal they’re squeamish about anything lewd... As for women a fun fact is that in the entire population of the US 2% of women are virgin by eighteen. Given the “Never Settle” culture of women these days I adopted the mindset thanks in part to being told that non virgins don’t love you as much and it’s such a deep part of me I really can’t think otherwise. I’m a broken mess who’s really only here because I don’t feel like dying will do a net positive.

>>22459554
Uhh, anon? This isn't your blog. This is the monster girl thread.

>>22459569
i wanna go to not japan and marry a fox that i can't understand

>>22459554
Dude stop being such an autist and go the fuck outside. Your problems are all totally internal and the entire post you just wrote is full of you trying to rationalize your own lack of sincere attempts to address them.
Instead of coming to a fucking monstergirl thread to whine about how nobody likes you and real women are all whores or whatever, how about you go and fucking engage with the society you're a part of in a way that approximates a normal functioning adult.
Don't treat every girl you encounter like a potential cock receptacle, don't act like a faggot to every person you encounter because of how more or less a normalfag they are, pick yourself the fuck up and act like a god damned adult already.
Take your blog posts to a fucking therapist.

>>22459419
>>22459501
>>22459507
>>22459518
Get a life you virgins. Imagine getting this upset about fictional women having some form of actual agency.

Don't respond to it

Would it break a bicorns heart to say you're not in love with another woman?

>>22459616
Shoo! Get down from there!

>>22459616
I wanna push her off.

>>22459627
no, bicorns don't care, they just want you to be happy by being by your side

>>22459634
>>22459637

>>22459640
Whack her with a broom!

>>22459640
Are those thigh-highs?

>>22458916
Fuck off

>>22459652
Judging by other pictures, yes.

Besides the usual methods like slimes, potions, and dark matter, what would be some interesting ways monsters transform women into monsters? Unusual cursed objects? Gremlin style machinery?

To be serious, I can sympathize with the social anxiety that many men feel these days, but I don't see the reason to put actual women down. Not because it will hurt their feelings, but because it would cement a stigma that monster girl enthusiasts are just raging incels with sour grapes syndrome. I will take /jp/'s deviancy any day over being attacked by the regressive left. I believe that enthusiasts should make sure not to let their fantasies be tainted by gender issues. There's already too much identity politics in entertainment, so it's best to keep things pure by ignoring it. The root of monster girls is exotic love, personality, and beauty; all in the form of something that the mundane cannot provide

what monster would make the perfect leader of the Illuminati

>>22459716
Kikis.

>>22459729
why

>>22459716
Sea slime

>>22459716
Tanuki

>>22459300
Bicorns are for monogamous lovey dovey marriage though and should be treasured and showered with love.

>>22459716
>>22459794
A cabal of CC tanooks, controlling things from behind the scenes!

>>22458916
Sup WHFanon, does anyone here ever bother to remember that husbando-snatching off the battlefield is a major mamono activity in MGE? Or do you just get spammed with newfags who robotic-ally spurt memes?

>>22459072
Nah. Dicefags think he's cool, and half of what you say is extra crispy autism. But thanks for the clever Japanese-style humor. You ridiculous cockguzzling newfag.

>>22459876
Yeah, it's weird. It's even stated that many monsters take men as mates through raiding.

>>22459535
Shortstack jinko to breed!

>>22459806
>control the entire media and monetary system but still can't find a bf

>>22459876
Your probably the one saying that women cheating and cucking is a good think so you can fuck off.

>>22459886
You are for some reason viewed that way as well, but I am not sure why. You seem fine even if I would prefer my mge warhammer to have all monsters mgeified. Also less wanton death.

>>22459886
I guess the weebs need certain cues to prompt their reading comprehension and memory. Here's the trick: You must not have added enough gay sparkly anime shit to your mamono. That's pretty important to the weebs. Also you have to make them say desu all of the time. Before you know it, people here will start remembering canon like it's nobody's business. They might even -- fucking gasp -- get creative for their and others enjoyment. But that requires one of them there secret no jootsoos or something.

Alright which one of you called his waifu shit?

>>22459913
What a strange, sad and lost individual.

>>22459856
did she bring me meat buns?

>>22459913
>tries to be inflammatory and hateful towards a group.
>WhY dO tHeY hAtE uS?
fucking retard.

Is it possible to blackmail a nuki? I want to bully one without winding up with massive debt.

>>22459910
You can't buy love!

>>22459927
I mean, you could, but you’d also have to be ready for them to return the favor and start pulling strings.

>>22459918
Just how pissy a mamono must get when someone calls her husbando shit

>>22459911
Nah, that's the /monster/fags, duh. Nice try weeb, please continue to roll throw the bamboo twigs you stole from China. You'll get the correct answer eventually.
>>22459926
>inflammatory and hateful
Quite the delicate type if you can't recognize that degree of deliberate hyperbole. Apparently, you're in good company. Or rather, similar company.

>>22459940
How the fuck is that hyperbole and not just straight insults?

>>22459497
I'm 31 and am in the same situation as you.

>>22459927
Yes, show people that they're a communist.

>>22459957
>no preponderance of sparkly ass anime weeaboo effects
>no arbitrary abundance of desu being tacked everywhere
Gee whiz, I was wrong. Those things aren't /jp/ in a nutshell. Guess what? If you were to call me a dice/number/minature-painting autist -- that wouldn't actually be an insult, but the truth. It's /tg/ in a (hyperbolic) nutshell. Speaking of the truth, do you really want me to start counting ZeeHeew smelly feet threads? Think carefully onahole-kun. I could've actually said something insulting.

So just chill out, delicate flower-san. Maybe I'll take you to see the fireworks or plum blossoms bloom -- if you learn to chill your weeb ass the hell out.

>>22459806
I wish to find the one they call the Constant and fluff her tail while going on a vacation to the Maldives

>Want to defend Warhammer guy
>At the same time, the /tg/ thread is truly shit, being full of second-grade /tg/ users riding the fame of their board
I hate all of you.

>>22459913
You're right, mage isn't about love and lust, it's about being a socially acceptable outlet for white supremacist fantasies.

>>22460025
Defending and attacking people online is a joke. I just ignore all of this autistic shit and keep a folder of daemon and xenos babes.

>>22460022
Each one of those nooks would have a personal mofu stylist, keeping their tail in immaculate condition.

I could be wrong, but I THINK Haku-sensei is trying to seduce me.

>>22460040
Nah, that's just creepy. What kind of teacher would try something so improper?

>>22459993
>They might even -- fucking gasp -- get creative for their and others enjoyment.
Seems like a straight insult, but fine.

>>22460025
I agree. I actually really like warhammeranon.

>>22460044
Anyone have the LN drawing of the Haku knocking on Anon’s door?

>>22460027
You are honestly and hilariously talking to the wrong person. Try again elsewhere, nonsequitur-kun. Or is it headinjury-kun? Either way, you're doing it wrongly. Go back to talking about attractive women with interesting and novel physiological variations.

TL;DR -- I'm not from shitchan, screw off with that noise. I'd tell you to read the air, but weeb-quality has been dropping lately. You guys would fall directly in the shitter were it not for best weeb and his pals...

>>22460058
Fair enough. I still think you guys don't even bother with most of the canon. Given how imaginatively you guys do with the waifu bits, you might as well apply that to setting elements. But yeah, whateves.

>>22460083
What are we ignoring from the setting?

>>22460088
My oddball humor aside, I wouldn't say "ignoring" per se, but certain chunks of the setting are a pretty small proportion here. The battlefield/shipwreck/traumatic experience romances are a big part of canon MGE stories. Not too much of that here. There's more, but that's a start.

>>22460083
>Dude miscegenation is icky, we must depend on our perfect Pseudo-European heritage to keep the lower races in line.

>>22460114
>The battlefield/shipwreck/traumatic experience romances are a big part of canon MGE stories
Gunna need more explanation.

>>22460116
>>22460118
Re:So there aren't any weebs with an attractive mer-mamono pic? One mentioning bait would be pretty timely, y'all. Meh, I've got to head off anyway. Laters.

Is their any point to hoarding gold?

>>22458916
I want to serve the high elves.

>why are they so big?

>>22460216
You were born with all the right blessings, dear.

>tfw you will never see your childhood friend grow from sticc young girl to you broodmother fertility goddess wife
This pain is immeasurable.

>>22460261
she looks pretty fertile to me

Space Dwarves then?

>>22460327
I hope they are short stacks. I want to make them squat over my cock and try to stay standing as it goes deeper

>>22460327
ROCK AND STONE

>>22460059

>>22460452
H O M E W O R K

>>22460452
>>22460456
I've been out of school for years, I'm never going back, and homework is one of the reasons.

>>22458916
Eat shit and go back to your containment board tripfag.

Bunyips at Bondi!

>>22460477
Maybe you need a Haku to drag you by your ear back to school?

>>22460556
She can try but unless I'm getting something in return I'm not going.

>>22459517
Why is she so hot (and cute)?

I wish I had a Bunyip to fuck me in Australian.

>>22459517
>Buying a 50" TV so that she can easily crawl out of it
just as planned

>>22460216
Please, they could be bigger

>>22458960
>namefag

Lurk moar.

>>22461023
>defending retarded tripfaggots from /tg/ coming here when they aren't welcome

>>22461023
Imagine defending /tg/.

Anubis 16-bit sprites. Still need some tweaking.

>>22461158
An onion? With layers?

>>22461208
I changed my bike's tire the other day and my hands were covered in oil and dirt. I did not find the smell of it unpleasant. Is it how Gremlins smell?

>>22461102
Cute!

>>22461208
grem!

>>22461102
Very cute, Anon!

Getting a huge hellhound into French kissing is worth it!

>>22458686
>Putting digitigrade legs on a character that looks like a fucking string bean
>Doing digitigrade fore limbs with opposable thumbs
Jesus Christ, this triggers me on several levels.

>>22461224

>>22461208
I want to use a gremlin's pride in her own engineering abilities to mess with her.
>"Bet you can't build a machine that would give you big tits and ass."
>"What? I don't need to build something like that."
>"More like you CAN'T build something like that."
>"YES I CAN!"
>comes back the next day with bouncing J-cups and a hefty amount of junk in her trunk
>"T-told you I could."

>>22458505
Cute boat.

Big loli ass in tiny panties.

>>22460478
>>22461054
>>22461062
Ever imagine being so new that you look like a retard? Now, thanks to these brave anons, you don't have to. Should we keep them away from metallic cutlery, or trust in Darwin-sempai's wisdom?

>>22461308
Please, those could be fake!
How do you know she isn’t wearing fakes or pads?

>>22461315
Someone had his feelings hurt. You can put the trip back on you know.

>>22461334
You can admit to being new without shame, new friend. All the regulars here can tell. Here's a hint: your incorrect misapprehension and foolish conclusions are enough to clearly show your newness. There is absolutely no point in denying it, newfag.

>>22461222
I love that sassy tsundere Anubis.

>Hmph. You want to take me to dinner?
>...
>You'll buy me whatever I want? Hmph.. I-I guess I don't mind, if I get to eat some good food.
>...
>W-what? You want to kiss my hand? I... hmph. Fine! B-but don't... linger too much, it's embarrassing. Although... it makes my heart beat really fast... and I don't hate it...

>>22461330
I'll have to do a full hands-on examination of them. Skin to skin, of course, so she'll have to undress.

Is it possible to train a kobold so well that if you commanded her not to cum, she wouldn't? Imagine denying her orgasms during mating season

>>22461348
You seem to be under the assumption I'm the guy who called you a namefag, I'm not.

>>22461336
Joe Biden please go and stay go.

>>22460452
>>22460456
I wish I had a cute hakutaku sensei to motivate me to do homework and stop failing three of my classes.

>>22461353
Would Anubis buy some traditional middle-eastern dish, or would she be westernized enough to appreciate an expensive pasta dish or a foies gras?

Nothing makes me happier than happy monstergirls.

>>22461455
How is happiness achieved?

>>22461455
I wouldn’t say “nothing” but it’s certainly up there.

Pizza Quest readers - was thinking about commissioning an artist to draw one of the girls from the quest as a way of promoting it. Any preferences?

>>22461464
Enjoying what you’re doing.

>>22461398
>You can put the trip back on you know.
>I didn't call you a namefag
Why do I even bother?

>>22461507
I really want to live in an aquatic world with such beautiful creatures.

>>22461473
What about getting c*cked by one?

>>22461519
I need an adult.

>>22461519
I'm gonna milk her.

>>22461536
She is an adult

Can't think of anything hotter than nuns.

>>22461514
Namefags aren't the same thing as tripfags and it's obvious you're the tripfag since you're still trying to defend him by calling other people newfags, after he got a hugely negative response to his post.
Only one person would put that much effort into defending a literally who from /tg/ who's never posted here.

>>22461208
Off-profile anon must be happy

Black Friday approaches. Beware, for it is named after the Black Dragons who make excellent use of their natural wiles and flames to obtain those special bargains.

>>22461629
I've got a great deal on a lifetime supply of dickings for them.

>>22458493
This looks suspect.

>>22461711
So if a bicorn can support 5-6 girls for a harem, what happens if you have 2 bicorns in the harem? Does this mean you have have a 10 member harem? Does 3 bicorns mean you can have a 15 member harem?

>>22461711
Is there not enough corn in our diets already?

>>22461555
Or y'know your newness might be crushingly obvious from your own series of statements. That's a very strong possibility. One might even say that it's guaranteed. I'm not going to bother continuing this conversation. Even though five minutes of simple logic makes you look like a moron. Why don't you go back? Either there or middle school, pick one.

Apparently old /jp/ is dead and buried. Good luck with the stupid, confused, and paranoid ocho refugees who can't be bothered to basic protocols or history. It'll be cucking and that sort of shit constantly. Don't say you weren't warned.

>>22461722
>how to teach math to young bicorns

The pharaoh calls the Apophis fat, but she’s just jealous cause she’s flat!
Purple jugs heave while Apophis laughs, but she’s secretly jealous of Pharaoh’s ass!
Poor anon caught in the middle, wonder how he’ll solve this riddle:
Which noble desert queen is his, or would he rather have the Sphinx?

>>22461733
Do all you /tg/ fags talk the same or are you just especially full of yourself?

>>22461753
Can’t I have em all?

>>22461724
No.

>>22461737
That doesn't answer my question, Haku-chan!

>>22461722
I want a pair of Bicorn twins to seduce me and turn our home into a lavishly decorated and depraved harem with ten exotic horny Monstergirl co-wives!

>>22461753
yes

Remember even the mightiest of dragons can be humbled by a decent ham and cheese sandwich

>>22461733
>>22461767
Just get a room you two.

>>22461806
Name eight exotic horny Monstergirls to serve as wives, since the bici count as two.

>>22461767
I'm done with you. Go jump into a pile of shit.

>>22461803
Not him. I'll give best teacher a helping hand. If we have 5 or 6 positions per bicorn, then the harem size for 3 bicorns will be 3 or 4 open spots per bicorn. The reason why should be obvious. In a 3 bicorn configuration, each bicorn will lose two positions of their own original 5 or 6 postions to the other bicorns.

This naturally implies a formulaic composition delimiting bicorn harem partitioning, which is left as an exercise for the reader. Wow, who would have thought using platonic solid based random generators would strengthen useful skills? Later weebs.

>>22461831
Karakase-Obake
Jiang-Shi
Tritonia
Bunyip
Gandharva
Dark Slime
Mindflayer
Tsuara-Onna

Please deposit them to me ASAP thank you

>>22461844
Each Bicorn gives can give a max of 5 additional wives each. However, additional Bicorns give diminishing returns as each Bicorn counts towards the additional wives of the other Bicorns.
>1 Bicorn -> 5 additional Wives each -> 6 Wives
>2 Bicorns -> 4 additional Wives each -> 10 Wives
>3 Bicorns -> 3 additional Wives each -> 12 Wives
>4 Bicorns -> 2 additional Wives each -> 12 Wives
>5 Bicorns -> 1 additional Wife each -> 10 Wives
>6 Bicorns -> 0 additional Wives -> 6 Wives
Monster harems in setting probably don't go above 12 wives since the harem members are loving wives rather than concubines that are significantly for status.

>>22461855
That is a pretty exotic group. The Bicorn sisters would have their hands full, but it’d be a happy exciting house for you.

>>22461881
>Monster harems in setting probably don't go above 12 wives
That's where you're wrong buddy. Monster girl harems can reach several dozen, even more.

>>22461881
>Monster harems in setting probably don't go above 12 wives since the harem members are loving wives rather than concubines that are significantly for status.
Besides the fact that the Houri entry mentions a 72 Houri harem, the whole point of the Khepri is that you marry a kingdom full of them.

>>22461881
As a general rule I’d agree, with s few exceptions, such as Large Mice.

>>22461881
>>22461898
The Nurarihyon also mentions a night of a hundred youkai harem.

>>22460040
>>22460044
Accidents happen

>>22461894
>>22461898
>>22461899
A big part about harems in setting is that the man must be able to satisfy all of his wives. I think a dozen would be pushing the limits of anyone's stamina, even a buffed up Incubi. Also, the 72 Houri harem didn't include monsterized Houri.
>>22461912
It doesn't say that all of those Youkai are one of his wives.

>>22461629
>Black Dragons
>Flames
Unless you can spit acid and want to throw down like we're in China town in the middle of a swamp get the fuck out of my face.

Vampire riding you reverse cowgirl while munching on garlic bread

>>22461921
>A big part about harems in setting is that the man must be able to satisfy all of his wives.
Regardless of how many monsters are in the harem, an incubus has limitless stamina and lust, and can have sex with all of them. Even if an incubus keeps having sex with them day and night alternatively for a period of several days, he'll never get tired, lose his erection, or feel pain or boredom. On the contrary, he'll end up being unable to get satisfied unless he has sex with all of the monsters in the harem, and it'll even get to the point where it's as if spending several days having sex with all the monsters in the harem is like having sex one time to him.

>>22461831
Best bicorn harem coming through:
>Bicorn
Good for your bestiality, horse-fucking fetish. Also brings in the other girls. She's the main wife, and she gets first say among all the wives.

>Manticore
Main dominatrix of the group. She supplies the manticore venom, obviously, for extreme cums.
>Kikimora
She fills the meido role. She's there to clean up afterwords and makes for good bully material, particularly when it comes to making someone do the more...unsavory fetishes.
>Alp
With so many women around, you need someone to fill the dudebro role in the harem. She's your go to girl for sportsball watching, gaming discussion, and much more. Also prime bully material.
>Lamia
The troublemaker. You need someone to inject some drama into the harem to keep things lively. Also, she's good cuddle material and offers superior blowjobs.
>Black harpy
The moneymaker. Don't ask how she makes her money. She's a good fuck though.

>>22461844
You said you were done before, got under your skin that much that you couldn't help yourself?

>>22461943
I mean yeah, but there’s a point at which available time becomes an issue.
Like before you have to move to Pandaland just to be able to fit enough fucking in the day.

Best harems don't have bicorns in them

>>22461957
That’s because bigamy is the best harem.

>>22461947
>bestiality
It's not bestiality if they can give consent.

>>22461974
You're sticking it up a horse's cunt and ass. You're shoving your mouth up to a horse's cunt and ass. At best, it's semi-bestiality since she's half-human. Doesn't matter to me though. I'll enjoy every second of it

>>22461947
>Black harpy
>The moneymaker. Don't ask how she makes her money.
Holy fuck are you still retardedly claiming black harpies are prostitutes and sleep with other men?

>No cute bicorn headwife with huge tits that loves to cook

>>22461991
She's a thief, dipshit. Literally talks about it in the profile in the first paragraph. Take your cuckshit elsewhere

>>22462002
Magpies you say?

>>22462002
>Black harpy
>The moneymaker. Don't ask how she makes her money. She's a good fuck though.
Why did you purposely add shit about being a good fuck? It screams "I want to force the black harpy prostitute" meme.

>>22461912
>The Nurarihyon also mentions a night of a hundred youkai harem.

I don't think you are supposed to take that literally. "night of a hundred youkai" or whatever is based on some japanese concept

>>22462019
Same with the Houri and 72 virgins.

>>22462014
What else am I supposed to say? Has black hair? She doesn't add much else other than providing for the harem. Go back to /d/ with your prostitute fetish.

>>22462010
I'm thinking more of an American Crow. Jet black wings and hair.

You should marry a dorf.

Clearly they are both the strongest and most talented.

>>22462026
Wouldn't that be a Tengu dressed as Uncle Sam?

>>22462036
Isn't that what black harpies are, crow tengus minus the hat?

>>22462031
They don't seem very strong

>>22462039
Different personalizes. Black Harpies are aggressive thieves that eventually become loving wives, and tengu are autistic hermits that act prideful but are weak to praise, and rape you during breeding season.

>>22462031
I prefer my shorties with meat.

>>22462057
I feel like “rapes you during breeding season” is something that can be assumed to apply to all beast girls.
Excepting maybe Kobolds who just won’t stop begging.

>>22462044
They'll kick your ass, tie you to a wall, and give you the standing succ.

JOIN

>>22462079
I love the idea of monsters infiltrating human society.

>>22462079
Gonna breed her!

>>22462082
I wonder how dilute Ushi blood has to be before it stops transforming women.
Purely out of curiosity of course.

>>22462079
I find her hotter on the left

>>22458498
>>22458686
What's the sauce on these?

White boys fuck dogs.

>>22462079
>ywn be snake cultist personal dick of rebirth

>>22462091
I'm sure that Auntie T. Nuki's Old Fashioned Women's Confidence drink is completely safe for human woman consumption.

>>22462118
It’s true.
Man’s Best Wife

>>22462118
I'm white and I like honorary aryans.

>>22462063
I prefer my shorties with meat in a few very select places.

>>22461844
>>22461881

>>22462118
I'm not white and I like dogs.

Fat fucking dog.

>>22462132
Filling Sally-Chan with quadruplets!

>>22462144
I mean, they didn’t imply otherwise.

>>22462150
Fucking fat dogs!

I wonder if winged monsters like doing the superhero landing?

>>22462138
>off topic image

>>22462166
why is she angry?

One asks himself if, given their nature, monstergirl babysitters would exist.

>>22462210
>Lich-chan renting a human couple's sizable basement. Low rent because she is babysitting their human boy

>>22462154
That’s a lot of filling for such a small girl!

>>22462244
Hey, she said she was the strongest!
I’d aim for more but Sally May break if that happened...not that it would stop me

>>22462258
Sally-chan is for going on many adventures with and THEN impregnate with quadruplets

>>22462269
No, you impregnate her with quadruplets AND go adventuring with her at the same time!

>>22462157
she cute

>>22462196
Are you blind? THIS is a offtopic image.

>>22462200
I called her monster form fat

>>22462196
Seems pretty on topic to me.
>>22462278
What on earth am I looking at.

I want to be a down-on-my-luck male prostitute on MGC and become friends with a wealthy monster girl that pays me just to not fuck other girls.

>>22462334
Hatter with no hat looks weird.

>>22462324
>I want to be a male prostitute
me too

So.

Do you have any cool MGs yet?

>>22462244
Sally-Chan is going to get extra wide hips from that

>>22462362
The coolest!

>>22462150
I want to fuck that fat doggo to death.

>>22462014
Yeah that's what I got as well. Especially the other bits of degeneracy sprinkled in there

>>22462385
I want a smoke like that but a tad bustier to live in my house

>>22462385
for a hobo she has a pretty big rack

>>22462384
>”Cmon Sally! Adventure is on the other side of this hill!”
>she’s panting as she lugs her 5 months quintuple-pregnant body at a lurching pace behind you, her spear used desperately as a support to keep her upright
>”C-can we take a break first anon? M-my legs are tired from the journey!”
>”Nonsense! Only five more miles until we hit the mountains!”
Don’t bully pregnant Monstergirls or the Cupids will hunt you down.

>>22462418
Hnnnnng
Mega-pregnant MGs make me salivate

>>22462418
See, that’s where you princess carry her to adventure

>>22462385
>>22462362
No one is cooler than vampires

>>22462424
It’s the best way for them to be

>>22462426
>with ease, jog over, bend down and sweep her heavy heaving body off her feet, managing to find your grip with her gravid body as you carry her at a brisk pace over the hill
That’s just gonna make her tail, heart and loins burn so hot that it exacerbates the problem further you hunk!

>>22462434
What is the ideal mega-pregnant Monstergirl? Who wears it best?

>>22462437
Then mission accomplished!
Adventures with increasingly pregnant Sally-Chan shall continue.

>>22462440
The answer is obvious, it’s one’s wife

This pregnancy shit is just pure /d/ territory, take it back there.

Would you a CC Shirohebi?

>>22462433
Shortstack Vampire mistress with drills bigger than her body.

>>22462459
Probably

Monster waifu most likely to dress like Marnie?

For me, it's got to be Anubis.

>>22462385
Smug dom harem leader wife

>>22462385
I want to be bullied and teased by a Monstergirl with BIG FAT TATS

>>22462508
>Shortstack dom head wife

I love it

>>22462433
>implying

>>22462459
With gusto.

>>22462522
>kicking a blade

>>22462522
Dhampir go home

>>22462554
He's married to that cowering Vampire so he'll be fine

>>22462561
I headcanon that hubby’s blood makes a vampire’s bust bigger, and a dhampir’s butt bigger

https://twitter.com/pupipuro/status/1197455095732088832

>>22462516
>Smugly stepping on the head of a new harem member while evaluating them
A bit of a bully. She can be very caring too though

>>22462588
also this
https://twitter.com/zliva_art/status/1197137142062948353

>>22462588
Hug while fugging

>>22462591
Of course.
It’s why she makes sure each of them get pregnant.

>>22462557
Cute rape train

>>22462554
It's magic. It would be dumb to fight monsters without it.

>>22462607
>Smug shortstack harem leader thoroughly "grilling" nervous kiki maid who recently got added to the harem

>>22462615
Ushi cuddling is the best

>>22462591
There's nothing better than a head wife who chooses wives for you.

>>22462618
What a shock for the young Kiki who simply met the nice master at a park and blushingly accepted his invitation home.
She’ll either run screaming or stay and fall to decadent depravity as the eternal bottom bitch that gets off on being bullied.

>>22462623
Wholeheartedly agreed. Even though I wouldn’t interfere I’d love to watch her work and take charge of the newbies.

>>22462625
Or it’s a very nice harem where she gets mutual with Mastah and smoke hobo

>>22462625
>"Gag reflex"
>"w-what?"
>"Husband, could you please come over here for a moment?"