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ITT: Things you /jp/ guys have done with your imoutos or favorite loli.

The last thing I did with my imouto was watch her practice her cheerleading. It was cute and she didn't exactly know what she way doing, but I told her she can learn if she keeps practicing like she has been. I remembered to hug her that day as well and it was a wonderful feeling, with my arms wrapped around her.

>> No.2243463

ok

>> No.2243464

I don't have an imouto, only an onee-san. I don't like how these threads discriminate.

>> No.2243468

The closest sexual thing I have done with a loli is dry hump her crotch with my erection. If /jp/ is interested in that story...

>> No.2243469

>>2243464
I don't have either, only an otouto. Why must you discriminate?! Aren't we friends, Anon?

>> No.2243475

>>2243464
>>2243468
>>2243469
Feel free to post anything you'd like!

>> No.2243498

>>2243463
>ok

I laugh at this every time

>> No.2243505

>>2243468
>If /jp/ is interested in that story...
Very.

>> No.2243506

>>2243469
Well regarding my otouto (I doubt Anon is interested in little boys), I can't really say I'm not proud of him. He gets excellent grades (straight A's) and always manages his time well. He has lots of friends and is pretty athletic. He pretty much better than I was when I was his age, but recently, he kind of said something that really disturbs me.

We were chatting about his school life and their reading recommendation and the topic of bullying comes up (that was the theme that year). He says "the people who are bullied kind of deserve it". Now I was never bullied in my life, but I at least understand that it's bad for all the participants. I did call him on it, but I'm afraid it won't have a much of an impact. I'm currently home for the spring break, but will be returning back to the university next week so I'm a little uncomfortable with how he'll turn out. I wish there was a middle child to take care of this.

>> No.2243515

>>2243506

You should bully him and then tell him he deserved it.

>> No.2243519

Played some computer games with her. She likes to run around in GTA:SA. She was sitting on my lap completely into the game, and I'd poke her or tickle sometimes and she asked why I did that, I'd tell her I was bored because I never got a turn, even after she died. Does this make me seem like a pedo?

>> No.2243524

>>2243519
Not really. Little children are just begging to be poked and tickled. You're not a pedophile until you start thinking dirty thoughts.

>> No.2243528

>>2243506
Yeah, you need to get him to stop that shit. My little brother calls me a nerd sometimes. Even after sitting in front of the computer all day looking at the Cartoon Network/Nickelodeon/Disney Channel sites. It pisses me off, but he refuses to listen to anyone besides my mother. He ignores everything I say.

>> No.2243531

>>2243519
It doesn't matter what you seem like. Don't get hung up on labels, bro. Just tell her you did it because she's cute, it's not a big deal as long as you're not hurting her.

>> No.2243534

Oh, I thought you meant the last thing. Well, once I layed in bed with her under the covers and lightly tickled and rubbed her body. It was cute cause sometimes when I trailed my fingers down her stomach, when I got to right above her panty line her breathing kind of seized up, or she took two really quick breaths. Each time I'd move my hand away she'd move it back and make this cute moaning sound. Eventually I got to her inner thighs but didn't want to go all the way, in fear of ruining my life.

>> No.2243544

>>2243524
>start thinking dirty thoughts

I think that started a long time ago for most of us.

>> No.2243545

>>2243528
I'm still pretty much the towering older sibling and we get along fine (we randomly chat, share games, etc), but I don't think my presence will help him much when I'm miles away. He's a pretty social guy so once I'm getting, he'll probably fall back on those friends of his who probably follow the same retarded mindset.

Three children should be the rule...

>> No.2243550

>>2243528
Tell your mother about his sick and twisted view of school life. If she doesn't see things how they're supposed to be seen, well, then, well, you're kind of fucked.

>> No.2243554

>>2243545

Fuck no, I don't want a second sibling.

>> No.2243558

>>2243544
Well, dirty thoughts afterward is fine, but it's best to control yourself during. The thing about being a child-lover is to love the child. You should do your best not to hurt them.

>>2243534
Go on.

>> No.2243566 [DELETED] 

>>2243534
You wouldn't be the first Anon to do that.

Or rub her butt.

Under the panties.

>> No.2243572

Wait, I don't care if you guys fap to loli, but some of you are starting to sound like a NAMBLA pamphlet here.

>> No.2243573

>>2243554
What's wrong with a second sibling? They'll help your manage the other when you're away and when you're all done and ready, the other one would be old enough to handle himself. I get along with my otouto. I just don't like his attitude regarding the "others".

>> No.2243576

>>2243572
A what pamphlet?

>> No.2243581

>>2243576
North American <something> Boy Lover's Association? Dunno. My DNS is bugged again so I can't check.

>> No.2243586

>>2243573
Not all siblings get along well. I get along great with my sister, but I get angry being anywhere near my brother (not the younger one). He betrayed me alot and told a lot of lies that screwed me over.

>> No.2243588

>>2243573

But there's no one left in my house to manage. The nest is empty.

>> No.2243591

>>2243581
>North American Man/Boy Love Association

>> No.2243605 [DELETED] 

>>2243566
Well, before she settled down and I was rubbing her, she squeezed my butt. So I did the right thing and squeezed hers, many times. Eventually I became so enthralled in the activity that I was actually grabbing one cheek in each hand and spreading. Not much more can be said about that matter. Under the covers smelled pretty good.

>> No.2243602

>>2243586
I'm a fairly easy going person so I can pretty much get along with anyone. I just have social problems. It's a good thing family doesn't count! I've been described as naive. Damn them.

>>2243588
Well, aren't you lucky?

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2243604

This man wants to start a state-sponsored child prostitution program. He is your new best friend.

>> No.2243614

>>2243602

Not really, my sister is a failure and my parents are getting old and weird.

>> No.2243620

>>2243605
Oh, wow. How old is she? You're a very lucky Anon.

>> No.2243616 [DELETED] 

>>2243605
Dunno what happened there, was meant as a reply to >>2243558

>> No.2243637

>>2243605
Oh wow. Banned for pedo?

>> No.2243638

>>2243620
She's 10 but pretty immature I guess. I guess I should enjoy it while I can before she gets too old and forgets all about me.

>> No.2243641

My sister used to me cute and depend on my for everything. Now shes going through this rebellious trendy/scene girl phase and is rapidly developing, its only a matter of time before all the pricks around here try to get in her pants.

>> No.2243642

>>2243614
What's wrong with your sister? Anything you can do to help?

>> No.2243650

>>2243641
Get in before anyone else

>> No.2243659

>>2243650
How about no? She doesn't like me as much as she used to or at least pretending to. I actually care about her so I'll be making sure none of these assholes touch her.

>> No.2243660

>>2243638
During that encounter did you talk with her? How did things lead up to that?

>> No.2243689

>>2243641
>pricks around here try to get in her pants

...if you know what I mean.

>>2243642

She's irresponsible and doesn't realize when she's been given an opportunity to improve her situation and ends up blowing it. Plus, her boyfriend is weird and I don't think he's the right guy for her. Another anon suggested that I become her boyfriend instead but she lives across the continent and I desire to have a heterosexual relationship with an unrelated woman someday. Other I recently had a dream where I went on a date with a cousin that I haven't seen in years that's from the side of the family that my dad no longer acknowledges that it exists and it was only after we started eating that we realized that we were related. The last time I saw that cousin she was really hot, too.

>> No.2243697

>>2243689
I remember you.

>> No.2243711

>>2243689
If I was your sister, you'd abandon me...

That aside, you should at the very least offer your tongue and ears. She's family after all. Even if you can't help her directly (distance), talk to her and offer the figurative shoulder every once and a while. Let her know that there's someone to cry to when shit happens. I'd hate for siblings that grew up together to fall apart later in life.

>> No.2243715

>>2243697

One of my biggest fears is that people will recognize me even anonymously. Which is why I have a huge collection of images but rarely post them because they follow a common naming scheme and I'm afraid that people will be able to recognize me based on my filenames, so I usually only post shit saved from 4chan.

>> No.2243723

>>2243715
You shouldn't worry so much

But it is kind of nice to come back here after quite awhile, and one of the first threads I join in I recognize somebody familiar.

>> No.2243727

>>2243715
Too paranoid, bro. Take it easy. We're won't bite.

>> No.2243730

>>2243727
I know about the "'re". Leave it alone!

>> No.2243731

>>2243715
No one cares, bro. This is /jp/, even if we knew your personal information we wouldn't do anything with it.

The weirdest thing I've had happen to me is when someone here posted a link here to some chatroom and I brought up something I said in a thread half a year ago and I got a "ARE YOU THAT GUY THAT USED TO MASSAGE HIS IMOUTO" response. Really unexpected, but if anything it made me feel like my posts were respected and not just a waste of my time.

>> No.2243734

>>2243731
That was me who said that.

The private one on one chat, right?

Yeah, that was me. Good to know you're still here.

>> No.2243735

Two older brothers here. Lost touch with them after they became drug addicts.

I kind of wish I had an imouto. Not for sex, just... someone to take care of and protect. A daughter would work too, but Odin knows that'll never happen.

>> No.2243737

>>2243715
If you are really that paranoid, you can copy and rename it before posting.

>> No.2243739

>>2243734
/jp/ really can be good at times!

>> No.2243743

>>2243739
Just to make sure it was you, I believe we spoke briefly about how unfortunate it is that the only women ever attracted to you were the blacks at your school, and you had to leave because your laptop battery was dying or something.

>> No.2243749

Real life imouto are pig disgusting. If you have a good little sister then be happy because you're one of the lucky few.

>> No.2243755

>>2243743
Yes! My laptop would crash periodically and that's why I left. You also reminded me about the time I had a group of black women surround at my first (and only) job and tell me about how their "girlfriend" liked me. It turned out to be an overweight black women that I've never seen before in my life, really awkward.

>> No.2243763

>>2243755
Haha, this is unexpected, but nice.

So are you still going to college/planning on going to college?

>> No.2243765

>>2243739
/jp/ is really good most of the time, especially if nobody does anything particularly stupid or mean.

>> No.2243777

>>2243765
Faggot.

>> No.2243780

>>2243605
What was this post? I missed it

>> No.2243787

>>2243780
Go wild: http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/jp

>> No.2243789

>>2243763
Went for one semester, bombed half of the classes, and now I'm a NEET. I might as well go back, because I can't think of any other way to move forward in my life. Still, I don't want to leave my imouto behind.

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>>2243777
If that's how you want to think of me, then all right. I have nothing to worry about; I know what I like.

>> No.2243793

>>2243780
Go to the archive.

>> No.2243799

>>2243780
Anon explaining how two player game of pinch-ass turned into a one player game of spread-ass.

>> No.2243800

Just went to go watch Slumdug Millionaire and ate some curried crab with her along with my second sister and her boyfriend.

>> No.2243831

>>2243789
I'm going to Uni this fall. It scares me.

But regarding what you said about your sister and the neighborhood pricks...you can't stop it, unfortunately. I left home for half a year and came back to find my sister dating one of those pricks. It's too late now to stop any of that. It seems she (like most other women) concentrates on the sports faggots. Football players, hockey players etc.

Anyway, your sister will dislike you even more if you try to push her away from those faggots, or if you express any sort of disapproval in them. I know this first hand.

Unlike you though, I've stopped trying with my sister (for various other reasons). So, it's up to you.

>> No.2243846

>>2243731
Hey, you made a thread about massages and imoutos; they'll (We'll) remember you 'till the end of time.

>> No.2243847

>>2243831
Canadian spotted

>> No.2243850

>>2243847
Did the hockey give it away?

>> No.2243857

There was once a 13 year old loli who wanted my cock. I was 17 at the time. She'd always follow me around at school and ask me why we shouldn't hang out after school once in a while and making suggestive poses. I'm not against lolis, however she was ugly and annoying, so I told her to leave me the fuck alone.

>> No.2243861

>>2243857
Now I think I should have done it, she might have been ugly, but she most certainly was a virgin. And then I wouldn't be a virgin anymore...

>> No.2243862

The last thing I did with my imouto was letting her watch me play Idolmaster SP. I'm producing Yayoi, and my imouto really likes her, and squees in delight when I go to auditions.

>> No.2243863

>>2243846
I'll make more if anything happens.

I hear she's going to the beach tomorrow, I usually don't go with my family but I haven't done anything with her in a while so I guess I'll go. Looking forward to seeing what she'll wear. Not looking forward to taking my shirt off in front of other people, I'm as white and pasty as you can get.

>> No.2243869

One night my sister and her friend who was staying over (both 12 or 13 at the time) came into my room at night and asked me to show them porn movies. Now, my sisters friend was pretty hot, but my sister being there was a total turn off. So I just gave them the pornos and went back to bed.

>> No.2243879

>>2243863
Would ask that you post pictures of this trip, but that would probably ruin the thread.

I never had an imouto; my sister is two years older than I am, so she was always smarter. We're good friends, though, because we share a lot of the same interests. I'd always wondered why; turns out she has a testosterone problem, which also explains the extra competitiveness, along with letting me know exactly why I have no ability to talk to women.

>> No.2243880

>>2243863
I'm going to bed, but it was nice talking to you again. Let us know what happens at the beach tomorrow.

Oh, and don't worry about the pasty thing. You're not there for the beach going faggots, you're there for your imouto.

>> No.2243889

>>2243869
I would have watched it with them and rubbed their backs until something happened, I remember how I was when I was their age. I would have done anyone of the opposite sex.

>> No.2243907

>>2243869
>but my sister being there was a total turn off
When I was young, you could get killed 'round these parts for posts like that, y'know?

>> No.2243912

>>2243879
I can only hope my sister will get smarter as she ages, I don't know what I'll do if she brings a jackass boyfriend over.

>>2243880
I'll remember to make the thread, bro. Nice seeing you again.

>> No.2243922

>>2243912
Actually, this might be an overnight thing. I might not be back until the end of the weekend.

>> No.2243927

>>2243922
Ok then, I'll be looking forward to it.

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>>2243711

We only grew up together inasmuch as we shared a house; she abused me as a child and we didn't share any friends in high school and we rarely hung out. The only thing we did together was drugs. I still think she's an idiot for moving in with someone she met over the internet, especially considering the internet is full of bizarre perverts like us. She said she wanted to talk to me regularly but she never asked for my phone number and I don't know hers, and she never emails me either. I don't have much to talk about anyway, I don't think she's interested in theoretical physics and I don't play the vidya anymore, and we don't even watch the same tv shows.

>> No.2244169

>>2243907
I'm not actually opposed to the idea of incest, but my sister is fat and ugly. You don't want to get involved with fat and ugly lolis, do you?

>> No.2244182

I molested my little sister, and got caught, and it destroyed my life.

>> No.2244292

>>2243459
the last thing I did for my imouto... I bought her shin pads because she plays soccer. She's got this habit of wearing really loose clothing that doesn't fit and I always end up seeing entirely too much. It makes it awkward.

>> No.2244308

>>2244292
>I always end up seeing entirely too much. It makes it awkward.
You better be one of those /b/ faggots.

>> No.2244313

>>2244182

You again? Didn't we have this yesterday?

You used to feel up your imouto, however one day after she just came out of the shower and you started to molest her suddenly your partens came home. You were shipped to live with your Uncle in Bel-Air and forbidden any contact with your own flesh and blood. So now you live by yourself without even the money to attend community college.

>> No.2244351

>>2244313
Just because /b/ is here it doesn't give you the excuse to act like them.

>> No.2245243
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>>your imoutos or favorite loli

I have a younger cousin, who is like a little sister to me. By the age of 12 she watched every bloody horror movie that was available at their local video rental store. Even better, she is petite and has long, straight dark hair, so she literally looks like that girl from The Ring. She keeps telling me she wants to become a pathologist when she grows up.

One day she was playing GTA:VC. She input the cheat code for a minigun numerous times, to have a lot of ammo. Then she killed a random guy on the street, and kept on pummeling him with the bullets. I asked her, "Why are you still shooting at him when he's obviously dead?". Her response was: "Because I want to see how many blood can squirt out of him!"

She's definitely my favorite female cousin.

>> No.2245247

>>2245243
You should train her to become a yandere.

>> No.2245254

>>2245247
Well, she's not interested in boys... yet.
Although even now I feel sorry for her future boyfriends.

>> No.2245323
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2245323

I got my imouto to briefly dress up as Chie.

She wasn't happy about it.

>> No.2245333

Told her to use the computer downstairs because I couldn't get the scanner to work on her Vista laptop.

>> No.2245340

>>2245254
I hate to break it to you, but she'll become a cock craving slut like all of 'em.

>> No.2245382

>>2245340
If that's the natural order of things, what can I do?
IRL lolis are always at a disadvantage, because they inevitably age.

>> No.2245457

>>2245340
If she'll spend a lot of time on /jp/, she'll become a lesbian.

>> No.2245515

You guys are so fucking pathetic jesus christ

>> No.2245528

My sister has an obvious mutual crush on a trap.
I always play him in Pokemon.
He's not worthy unless he can beat me.

>> No.2245535

>>2245323
havent you posted pics of her before?

>> No.2245537

>>2245515
Get out

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>>2245323
>>2245535

yes.... yes... you HAVE. you rar'ed a collection of her on /jp/ or /g/...

>> No.2245579

>>2245515
Startling new discovery? LOOK AT THE FUCKING TOPICS IN THIS BOARD, JUST THE FRONT PAGE EVEN

>> No.2245580

>>2245528
He's not worthy unless he spends hours EV training Blissey, Garchomp and friends?

>> No.2245600

>>2245580
If you can't take proper care of pokemon, how can you take proper care of a girl?

>> No.2245628

>>2245600
Don't know if you can compare. If I ever train a girl in wild grass, it won't be by fighting.

>> No.2245633
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>>2245628
You shouldn't make a girl cut your lawn.

>> No.2245644

>>2245633

I laughed more than I should, probably because I'm currently rewatching FSN.

>> No.2245672

>>2245551
hey, someone remembered! Holy crap.

>> No.2245684
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>>2245672
She was pretty hot admittedly. Ever fapped to her?

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2245685

I did to my 15 years old(14 at the time) when we came back from a party. Both of us were drunk, alone and aroused so we did it and never spoke about it afterward.

>> No.2245692

>>2245684
Honestly? Yeah, I kinda have.

God, what kind of monster am I?

>> No.2245696

We had sex.

>> No.2245697

>>2245692
You're a normalfag by /jp/'s standards if that's all you've done. Has she ever had a boyfriend?

>> No.2245703

>>2245685

nice lies bro

>> No.2245707

I pretended to by my sister's boyfriend at some party because she was getting bullied for being overly shy. I, of course, took every chance I got to make fun of her classmates.

>> No.2245713

>>2245697
actually, she's had a pretty stable relationship with this one guy for awhile now. I think she's only cheated on him once so far.

I really wish she would stop fucking him when I have company over.

>> No.2245725

>>2245713
>I think she's only cheated on him once so far

You're joking right? She looks so innocent.

>I really wish she would stop fucking him when I have company over.

I choked on my company. Girl looks 15 dude....

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>>2245713
>she's had a pretty stable relationship with this one guy for awhile now. I think she's only cheated on him once so far.

>> No.2245732

>>2245725
Athens, I know some people, they lost their virginity when they were 13.
Things have changed, sex isn't the sacred thing it once was.
Horrible, isn't it ?

>> No.2245735

>>2245725
she was 15 in those pictures. she's 16 now.

>>2245727
Honestly, compared to the scum she hangs around, her conduct is almost saintly.

Living in the slums sucks sometimes.

>> No.2245744

>>2245732
Seems like the whole world is having sex except us.

>>2245735
>Honestly, compared to the scum she hangs around, her conduct is almost saintly.

Who did she used to hang around with?

>> No.2245747

>>2245744
John and Terry from 2 blocks away.

>> No.2245756

>>2245735
Being 16 and fucking something at home is very remote from being saintly.
Virtue is not relative.

>> No.2245762

>>2245735
I remember my sister having a new boyfriend every week. Which I didn't mind, they always gave me stuff when I pretended I didn't like them.

>> No.2245774

>>2245756
well, it's better than being an outright whore. I believe 2 of her friends from around the same age are prostitutes, or at least used to be.

>> No.2245777

>>2245762
>older sister

>> No.2245779

>>2245747

How does she react to your own apparent inexperience with women if she's such a slut then?

>> No.2245781

>>2245744
/jp/ shall be the gatekeeper of the temple which we call our bodies.

>> No.2245806

pretty much all women are whores these days

>> No.2245822

You guys really need to watch over your sisters some more. You are the men of the house after all.

>> No.2245829

>>2245822
I have no responsibility for her or anybody elses life but my own.

>> No.2245834

>>2245829
Don't you think that's kind of selfish?

>> No.2245841

Sure is misogyny in here.

>> No.2245847

>>2245822
Well, I do wish my sister was a better person, but she'll never listen to me, and my mother doesn't give two shits about what happens in the house. I may pay my share of the rent and bills, but other than that, I'm powerless here.

>> No.2245849

>>2245806
>all men are whores these days

Nothing new.

>> No.2245856

My little sister calls me names and hits me often but we are close enough that she will come home from school, tell me about her day, then move into hug me while I'm still in my chair and then lay there on me while using my computer.

>> No.2245857

>>2245834
No, everybody should mind their own business everything else is intrusion on ones privacy. Especially considering this is her sexlife we're talking about, right? I have no right take her hand and act as her guardian throughout her life, taking responsibility for her well being and spying on her are two different things. The responsibility for her life and her two legs should be hers as well by the way.

>> No.2245858

My friend's much younger stepsister is a real whore, and her father either doesn't care or, more likely, can't believe his angel of a daughter would ever get into trouble. I feel bad about that, but there's not much to be done when her good, responsible onee-san can't convince her otherwise.

>> No.2245897

>>2245841
How so?

>>2245849
Explain. Women always say 'men are sex obssessed' it _is_ a little hypocritical dont you think?

>>2245847
Fair enough.

Do we have any stories of good and pure sisters?

>> No.2245898

>>2245707
dude there are doujins that start out like this.

>> No.2245913
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On the subject of whores.

Is this the most rage inducing doujin or what? Anyone ever had a childhood friend who turned out to be a whore?

>> No.2245921

>>2245913
NOOOOO

WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT

FFFFUUUUUCK

I THOUGHT I HAD FINALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT

>> No.2245930

I have two sisters, they're both 17 (twins). Also they've never ever listened to me in life, I tried, but they just wouldn't.

So how did it turn out?

One of them lost her virginity when she was 13, to some Italian Bastard who was only using her and she later had the hugest fight ever with. After that she turned into a huge slut for men, preferable remarkeably older than her. Now she's with a five year older guy who is as dumb as it gets. There's NOTHING inside this guy's head, he's even too stupid to be gangster. However she refuses to leave him.

The other one has, as far as I know never had a boyfriend. However she likes to play them, gets them to go out with her and pay for whatever she wants and then just drops them. In other words, a bitch. I don't get her at all. Probably a lesbian.

>> No.2245941

>>2245913
You surely wouldn't mind giving me the name of this doujin so I can see for myself?

>> No.2245960

>>2245941
First chapter is 'When you let go of my hand' by Takenoko Seijin. It's on Fakku if you want it.... There are 4(?) chapters overrall but it's worth it.

>> No.2245967

>>2245930
>preferable remarkeably older than her.

I _HATE_ this shit. Nothing screams 'I have no personality and am a vapid piece of shit with no real interests or likes/dislikes (outside of aesthetic banal crap)' than 'durrr i like older men coz they will treat me like the proverbial womanchild i am'.

To women who have that: Grow the fuck up and be your own person.

>> No.2245975

>>2245967
Yeah. I'Ve long since given up trying to help her though.

>> No.2245976

My cousin has been going straight with a pretty cool guy for as far back as when she was 14. She's 23 now and a successful medical student. Couldn't see her ever cheating on him. Purest girl I ever met.

She came from a lower class family, I've noted sluts are more likely to be molded out of this stratum of society. She, however proved me wrong I'm sure she's the kind of person /jp/ would admire at least I do.

>> No.2245985

>>2245967

I'm a girl and I like older men, not because they will 'treat me like a child' but because overrall they're just more mature, more attractive and more sexually experienced. I don't see anything wrong with that personally. Maybe /jp/ does, but then again, whoever trusted the opinion of a bunch of virgin fucks who hate women? You guys really piss me off sometimes, no wonder we dont sleep with you.

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>>2245985
Did I just go back in time?

>> No.2245991

>>2245985

NIce to know you're there.

>> No.2245996

>>2245985
Trolling athens is easy mode.

>> No.2246019

Women are the property of men in general.

Sisters are the property of their brothers.

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>>2245921

>> No.2246050

>>2246044

When I read this I hate women

>> No.2246064

>>2246050
By the way, this is probably what >>2245985 will become/already is.

>> No.2246070

My sister and I were playing Mortal Kombat 2, and goddamn, she kicked my ass. I don't get it, when I was her age, I was good at 2 and sucked at 3, now it's the other way around.

We also watched One Million Years B.C. and she kept making fun of me because she said I was only watching it for Raquel Welch.

>>2245913
I never really understood the rage for that series. As for friends, I don't delve into her private life, but I have not seen her with a guy in two years.

>> No.2246087

>>2246070
>I never really understood the rage for that series

She willingly becomes a slut.

>> No.2246119

>>2246087
But she also had the mentality of a child. If you're going to hate her, hater her for being too stupid to make her own choices, and relying on her best friend to come save her, despite him being a total putz.

>> No.2246120

Women become sluts because they were disconnected with the person they loved. This happens a lot more often in modern society because people can travel much larger distances.

>> No.2246139

>>2246044

That's when you cuddle and tell her that you love her.

>> No.2246148

>>2246119
Are you a girl?

>> No.2246176

>>2246148

No, just someone who thinks people are more complicated than one word tags.

>> No.2246238

Are we all that "best friend" type the girl cries to about her mean boyfriend and how "you're so much nicer" but you know she wouldn't ever think of you in THAT way etc.

I'm becoming more of a callous asshole every day, to be honest.

>> No.2246241

>>2246139
Sorry, I don't like dumb people.

>> No.2246243

>>2246238
Nah, I dont have a female best frend. I dont have a female friend. I used to have one. But it wasn't really like an amazing friend or anything.

>> No.2246246

>>2246238
Yeah, pretty much.
Currently descending the path of full on psychopathy.

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>>2246238
She never really bitched to me about her boyfriend before, and honestly, I can't really see her as anything more than a friend anyway.

Plus, she's the kind of girl who's more likely to climb a tree with you, catch some squirrels, and then let them loose in the local church on a lazy sunday.

>> No.2246251

>>2246176
Really, about 75% of all people are just animals who rely in instinct, who can't even make choices on their own.
Have you ever heard about the Milgram experiment? Things like this are proof that some people CAN be described with a single word.

>> No.2246257

>>2246238
I think that's more /b/-level roneriness. It takes a bit of normalfaggotry to be emotionally manipulated that way. We're too misanthropic and isolated to be put into that kinda situation.

>> No.2246273

How do you guys talk to lolis? I can talk to my imouto fine, but I never know how to start conversations when she has friends over.

>> No.2246274

>>2246257
Yeah, the whole 'i hate being friendzoned' is very /r9k/ and normalfaggy.

The way I look at it, why fall for a girl who debases herself by dating pieces of shit she later complains about to you anyway? She clearly isn't intelligent or desirable in a platonic sense.

>> No.2246295

>>2246273
"Hey girls, wanna see something really cool?"

Then pop in Dead Alive/Brain Dead.

>> No.2246331

Things I've done with my little sis? A lot of stuff. I live with her, after all.

Just today, we spent a while playing, then she tried to sneak-attack-hug me while I was distracted (too few points in stealth yet to hit, though), and then she sat alongside me as I played some Klonoa in my PS2.

>> No.2246367

I helped my imouto with baking a cake for her friend's birthday. When we finished she had secretly baked a smaller cake just for me to thank me. And she was very tsundere about giving it to me. Her exact words "I-I don't want you to feel bad for not eating something you baked so...here".

>> No.2246373

>>2246367
She probably made it in her ass.

>> No.2246379

>>2246373
Frosting a cake with your butt?!

>> No.2246380

>>2245897

Well, maybe not all, but it sure feels like a majority of them are whores. Spend a night in a bar, every guy that flirts with you, has just one thing in his mind. If it's a girl, it's much more likely that she something else in her mind than just an one-night stand. If a guy calls you, he does it just because he wants sex. If you tell him that you're not in the mood for it, he'll go and find another girl. Even if you're his girlfriend.

Another example, prostitution: The costumers, 99,9% males. Well yea, the girls selling themselves are whores, but too often forced into it.

In a certain country, it's against their religion to have sex before marriage. Also, masturbation is wrong in their god's eyes. Solution: Guys there rape tourist women, hard to get caught, police forgets about what happened when the victims have left the country. If males there can't find a foreign woman, they do it with a donkey. Gross, sick, disgusting. Males really have hard time controlling their desires, selibacy is just impossible. 95% of males are whores, 5% of females are too. And yes, I'm also being a little hypocritical.

>> No.2246387

>>2246380
Why don't you just like.... not have sex with guys that hit on you then? Or just not have sex so easily anyway?

And isn't that what women want, to be hit on, because lets be fair, it makes it easier to get into a relationship if you are the one being hit on.

>> No.2246441

>>2246387

I wasn't talking about my personal experiences. It's a really small percentage of the guys that hit on me, who will get even close to my bed. I'm much easier target for other girls.

>And isn't that what women want, to be hit on, because lets be fair, it makes it easier to get into a relationship if you are the one being hit on.

Well, it's sure nice to get some attention from people. It's just their motive for flirting, what I have a problem with.

>> No.2246454

>>2246441
>Well, it's sure nice to get some attention from people. It's just their motive for flirting, what I have a problem with.

Big deal, we are ignored entirely. ENTIRELY. I doubt you'd like that in exchange.

>> No.2246460

age

>> No.2246481

>>2246454
Fuck off athens, don't try to pass us off as miserable sexwanters

>> No.2246483

>>2246380

Simple solution, don't look for a possible lover in a bar.

>> No.2246492

>>2246481
I'm talking about being ignored here, nothing to do with sex. I'm saying, if you could trade in being hit on by guys looking for sex for being ignored I don't think you'd take it.

>> No.2246494

>>2246454
Ok, let's just stop this. Kinda offtopic anyway. And I like you.

>> No.2246499

Reading this thread has convinced me that I should really start trying to talk to my loli cousin (12). She comes over every now and then but we don't really talk because I'm not very talkative and probably seem cold and distant

I once sort of sleep-raped her though which was awesome

>> No.2246503

>>2246494
Ok, thanks regardless. I meant no offense.

>> No.2246510

>>2246494

This Anon is Mickey Mouse?! Mind blown!

>> No.2246514

>>2246499
Aww, how swee-
>I once sort of sleep-raped her though which was awesome
What? Not even awake-rape? What is this shit?

>> No.2246541

>>2246499
I'd say most of /jp/ is very untalkitive, but it's worth overcoming to have that special loli in your life.

>I once sort of sleep-raped her though which was awesome
Details.

>> No.2246554

>>2246541
When she was asleep I used her hand to masturbate me. Felt good man

>> No.2246564

>>2246380

You've obviously had some bad experiences with the male population. However this gives you no right to blatantly label the entirety of a gender with your narrow view. As a man who has been in a number of relationships, who has also received offers from girls he barely knew; I can proudly say I’ve never once slept with someone I did not love despite having the opportunity.

Some people can control themselves! I am not a religious nut (agnostic actually), or a celebrant; I just believe that sex (at least for me) should be the bonding of two people who love one another. Now I don’t care what other people do, that is there business; but I doubt I’m the only one who doesn’t go around rooting anything on two legs. If this is you or your friends, maybe you should revaluate yourselves as people rather than believing falsely that you are the norm; and that you need not look in the mirror.

>> No.2246571

>>2246492
I wouldn't want to be hit on by women.

>> No.2246628

>>2246571
even if it meant you would have more self-esteem?

>> No.2246638

>>2246483
Had to quote this. Unfair to label the entire male population when you clearly only knows one group.

>> No.2246642

>>2246380

>Troll Detected

>> No.2246788

>>2246638
>>2246642

learn 2 ignore. sage for offtopic discussion.

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>>2246483
this

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