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Getting Alice back to Makai to her mom and helping her slowly recover from her depression!

>>22368463
Weird life choice after putting so much effort into becoming an immortal magician.

>>22368463
Me too, haha

>>22368472
That'd just make her even more depressed!

>>22368463
If I hugged Alice and told her she's the cutest girl in the world, would that help?

>>22368827
No, if curing suicidal people were that easy, it wouldn’t be a problem in the first place!

>>22368827
Depending on the timing, she might think you're doing it on purpose just to make her feel better, in which case you'd only make it worse!!!

>>22369033
Haha, It's Chen!

>>22369032
>>22369033
I see. No hugs or compliments for Alice, then.

>>22369167
Yeah, that's right, get out here with your fake affection! Alice doesn't need any more pathethic, two-faced scum like you! Hopefully you get lost in the forest and die!!!!

Fucking Alice's body!

This is a matter for professional intervention! She needs someone to unload all of the anger and sadness she's bottled up in herself over the years by shutting herself off from much of the rest of the world! She needs counseling and therapy to find the major roots of her issues and find way to better deal with them! And if all else fails she needs lots and lots of drugs!

First things first: what were the lynchpins that made Alice contemplate suicide?

>>22369303
Her self-contemplation

>>22369303
She’s a total failure and social outcast! She realized that no one will ever love her or care about her! And Shinki’s existence is non-canon, so is PC-98 Alice. So no parental love either! Alice is an unloved, pathetic loner orphan!

And animated dolls aren’t a substitute for human relationships!

>>22369303
Well there was the time Marisa barged in on Alice gangbanging herself through a mob of Shanghais with sex toys and told Aya about it for hot scoop reward money, and the time at Christmas where Alice was a total wallflower at the Hakurai Shrine party while Marisa and Reimu were BFFing it up, and botched her giftgiving to Marisa by venting her anger about said BFFing by nitpicking Reimu's gift to Marisa in such poor taste it put Marisa off, and THEN there was the time Alice finally met a nice guy and they were going to have a baby, except Shinki seduced and got impregnated by him too because she thought it would be a GREAT bonding experience for her and Alice to be mommies together except he disappeared because Shinki didn't realize that for mortals that kind of stuff was creepy, and-

Here we witness the most despicable bitch in Gensokyo get her comeuppance. Her unbearable, grating personality and gayness led the residents of Gensokyo to hate and ostracize her. Now she celebrates her birthdays completely alone, just what the bitch deserves.

Where are your parents anyways, you fucking whore?! Oh wait, I forgot that they re-orphaned you for being such an unlovable piece of shit!

Re-orphaned you ask? Did you know that your biological mother got forcibly raped and impregnated? Did you know when she gave birth to you she felt extreme disgust and hatred towards you because you share the same fucking ugly face as the man that raped her?! That's hilarious, you got the face of a disgusting rapist daddy! Now think about it. Your adoptive parents gave up on you! Not even your own biological family loves you! You have no friends and you don't deserve any! Marisa hates your guts and she's already dating Reimu! How does it feel getting cucked?! You feelin' that despair knowing that the only person that you loved and made you feel special in your worthless life is making sweet passionate love to someone else? Nobody fucking loves you Alice!

You'll be alone for the rest of your miserable life! Huh, you're crying? Serves you right, you fucking bitch! Why don't you just kill yourself right now? Are you even smart enough with that pea-brain of yours to tie a noose? Just hurry up and kill yourself! Do it! Just die already! Die! Die!

I dislike it when people bully this cute Romanian.

>>22370112
Alice is not a Romanian

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.

Anyways, I began to play Touhou about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the series, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last game.

Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Alice Margatroid every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Alice.

I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Alice. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Alice everywhere.

I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Alice dolls. Alice is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.

I'm in love with Alice. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Alice. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.

So this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose SATORI board. You definitely must know a way to help Alice break free from behind her glass prison.

Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

>>22370064
Wait, this implies Shinki has been raped. By whom?

>>22371274
Byakuren

>>22370003
and?

I don’t know.

FUCK alice!

>>22368463
Can she take my virginity before she offs herself?

>>22371274
Maybe Shinki was her adoptive mom, you can’t impregnate a demon like her

>>22371291
-And then there was the time she found out her own mother had tried to replace her in her mind by grooming Shizuha Aki into becoming her new SubstituteAlice, including making her wear RealAlice's old clothes, and-

Is Alice the most bullied 2hu?

Alice and me can be unlikable, shitty people together

>>22376771
you will have to wait her body wash ashore.
be quick before she gets cold!

>>22376937
Sumi is also very bullied.

>>22376771
She is a virgin herself, so she would be terrible at it.

>>22368463
So do I, so do I...

>>22368475
she's just flexing on humans like marisa that don't get a choice

>>22370064
>Now she celebrates her birthdays completely alone
i envy her so much

>>22381378
Anon no!

>>22377955
that makes it hotter

watashi mo

Ejaculating in Alice's cunt and having Patchy suck it out of her

>>22383535
Cumming inside Marisa's pussy and having both Alice and Patche lick it clean.

Alice's cute feet!

>>22368463
Same

Does Alice own a fumo of herself?

>>22394974
She makes the fumos so that's a yes

>>22395746
Alice, please make me an Eirin fumo.

>>22395746
Alice, please pretend I'm a fumo and cuddle with me.

>>22397986
Alice does not offer a shipping service so you will have to come to her house and collect it yourself.

>>22397991
Alice will only cuddle with Marisa

>>22398015
>Alice will only cuddle with Marisa
Incorrect!

>>22398026
Alice is no longer a kid and does not want to cuddle with her mom! The only way Shinki can get Alice to cuddle with her is through brute force!

>>22398015
So if I dress as and pretend to be Marisa, will Alice cuddle with me?

>>22398034
Alice might pretend that she's too cool for her mom, but every once in a while she still wants a hug from her.

>>22398043
She wants the real deal!

>>22398034
>>22398026
>>22398015
What about Yumeko?

>>22398055
Sacchan and Yumecchi cuddling with Alice together!

>>22398047
The only thing Alice wants from her mom now is some food from Makai and a quick good-bye!

>>22398015
>Alice will only cuddle with Marisa
Just like Alice, now I want to die too!

>>22398050
Well, I guess >>22398075 has the right idea. Time to repeatedly die until I reincarnate as Marisa.

>>22398068
Alice loves her mom and still wants warmth and affection from her!

>>22398087
If that's so then why doesn't she host (or attend) any family reunions, huh!?

>>22398096
She's not good with crowds. She prefers to meet with her mom and sisters one or two at a time to avoid being overwhelmed.

>>22398111
I bet it's because she specifically doesn't want everyone to see Shinki treat her like a toddler!!

>>22398133
God I wish Shinki treated me like that too.

>>22398152
If Alice can't handle it, I don't see how you could.

>>22398173
Alice can hardly handle saying hi to Marisa or Reimu when she sees them. She's not exactly the best at handling things.

>>22398185
Buy a coke, senorita, and just start talking.

>>22398185
Dealing with Shinki's extravagances is on an entirely different level than social interaction!

>>22398206
>Marisa isn't here
*Shudder begins to play*

Alice found a friend!

Happy Pocky Day Alice!

>>22410037
Aloce has never played the pocky game!

>>22368463
Me too. I'm tired of this life that was imposed on me. I hate the brutality of existence and the fear and pain we're all condemned to suffer as we experience the daily horror, old age, disease until we eventually die.

To fight for survival so I can just keep on struggling is so tiresome, wish I could just disappear and no one would remember me.

>>22410324
Uh oh, this one's broken

>>22410324
I want to hug you, anon.

>>22410324
>>22410359
I want to hug both of you

>>22410324
You must be new here, either you learn to suck it up and get used to it or be prepared to kill yourself. Stagnating and wallowing in your self-pity isn't going to solve anything. Past a certain age you realize no one out there really cares about you and everyone is out for themselves. Most likely there won't be a helping hand reaching down to save you as everyone is caught up in their own business and issues. We're all basically alone and responsible for ourselves.

So are you prepared to die? Otherwise you'll be forced to eventually pick yourself up and continue living despite how much you hate it, just like a bunch of other people that came before you who had that same realization.

>>22410324
Agreed. I didn’t sign up for this shit.
I’m gonna fucking kill myself one of these days.
Ironic. I’m not even supposed to be alive right now. It surprises me how I’m still alive.

>>22410524
All you've said is true. I realized that one is alone in the end long time ago. But I'm a coward that claims to be atheist and yet still fear going to hell for killing myself.

So, I live by inertia. I earn my living honestly and work because I'm told to do so, being responsible in any aspect of life because I fear the consequences of not doing so. Truly cucked.
Maybe one day I'll muster the courage to finally kill myself. I'm not a failure by social standards, but I feel like one. Shit sucks mate.

>>22410324
Returning back to nothingness won't solve a thing.
Life arises back from nothingness every time and everywhere on this planet, condemned to suffer a shit existence they didn't ask for, bis and bis repetita.
The only way out of this endless nightmare would be if everything just suddenly died out, but that's not happening soon.

Might as well scavenge the world around you for things that reduce suffering. Touhou is a thing.
Just look at all those living beings around you that have it far worse. You could have been a fucking starving dog in China. You'll be one next time. Don't make the jump too soon.

>>22410324
If you kill yourself the jews win. Why not unfuck your shit up with your own hands and reach your maximum potential. Hit the gym hard, ditch fast food and sugar, quit bad habits like chronic masturbation, get a rewarding hobby, learn japanese if you haven't already. Do it for your 2hu, become the person that she deserves.

Many people claim to be depressed and suicidal but they create an environnement where these feelings arise and grow.

what if we made alice playable in the main games?

>>22410837
Maybe with a secret Marisa /u/ ending

>>22410808
I did all those things and my life still blows.

>>22410808
Jewposting is a mental illness.
The reason why you blame them is because you refuse to own up to your shortcomings, looking to blame someone else for your fuckups. You cannot change the unwilling, or the NEETs who would rather do nothing all their lives.

Lets put it this way. You can’t count, so you hire a jew to do it for you and you pay him very little. Then you get angry when said jew leaves and makes a name for himself whilst you stagnate and struggle to do on your own what you paid him little to nothing to do in your stead, for your benefit. You soon become another common, disadvantaged and whining with others who did the same instead of shutting your trap and trying to work out a way to change what you endlessly complain about.
If you want to own your successes, you have to own your failures. Cretin.

Do nothing and you shall achieve nothing.
Work and you will achieve something.

>>22410889
Shalom!

These /r9k/ threads are really getting out of hand.

Everything would be better if everyone had a cute fairy daughterwife. A life worth living.

Please try to take it easy in Alice's thread.

>>22413176
Everyone except Alice, since she hates fairies.

>>22411608
He's right.
>>>/pol/

I'm gonna try Touhou 6 since I saw online that it was a good starting point for the franchise. Hopefully I can start posting in these threads in a few months once I'm caught up

>>22410889
Let's just ignore the fact that the game was obviously rigged in the first place! Typical "just work harder :^)" answer when many of the richest people barely get off their fat ass because they didn't actually have to work hard to gain their initial capital, daddy made sure of that! Even if they did work hard at first, are you really going to say their work output justifies their wealth? It was all built on the backs, and sustained by, those "disadvantaged" people who actually work their asses off while their rich slave-owners do next to nothing. Funny how you got that backwards. I'm guessing you yourself are one of God's chosen people?

You really think rich people want everyone to prosper? They need poor people to satisfy their base human desires for disproportionate wealth, power and control. It is astronomically harder to go from rags to riches by design. We actually could have near utopian levels on Earth, if we poured all of our resources into automating repetitive jobs, and of course, exterminating the psychopathic filth that has diseased our species. The Jews may not have started it, but they sure as hell made sure this system stays around, probably until we implode. Sorry for the shitty post, /jp/.

>>22415646
The response you have given has solidified your position.

Your ignorance and low effort rebuttal outs you. You have no argument, no point and you resort to common knowledge. You are no smarter for implying life isn't fair. In any case, you would be better of saying nothing at all rather than repeating information everyone already knows.

>>22415646
WHOA
You scared me with that BIG surprise box !!!

>>22370064
Welp, here we are again. Another year alone on my birthday, another Alice thread with this image. How many more, I wonder.

>>22416668
20 for you.

>>22415646
Yes, thank you describing how Capitalism works. Unfortunately human beings lack the capacity to create an ideal society because of how inherently shit we are.

>>22416746
No thanks

>>22416498
>Your ignorance and low effort rebuttal outs you
Good laugh. "outs me?" What the fuck are you talking about? Try explaining how I'm wrong, master debator-kun!
>You have no argument, no point and you resort to common knowledge
My point is you aren't any better a person for being successful in a game made for snakes. You are just as much a selfish weasel as us "cretins" except you're delusional about it. Actually you're even more of a scumbag, you think your ruthlessness is a good trait. Get the fuck off your high horse.

>>22416808
I pass them to the next poster.

/d/ posting > /pol/ posting
That being said, Alice wets her bed!

What % of Alice is magician, human and youkai respectively? Is it an even 33% balance of each, or did she entirely abandon her humanity altogether and hence became a youka classified as a magician, or something else entirely?

>>22417501
Not anymore thanks to Pichuun!

@22417501
Sounds like something a degenerate jew would say, while ironically both boards are full of them. Fuck off to your true home: /trash/

>>22419365
go back to /pol/.

>>22417798
Magician is just a species of youkai, so it's 100% Magician, 100% Youkai, 0% human.

>>22422304
humanoid figure

@22417501
Sounds like something a degenerate jew would say, while ironically both boards are full of them. Fuck off to your true home: /trash/ . Ah! And at least pretend you don't run this place limiting your degenerate raids or deleting every post that exposes you. Not everyone is as low IQ as your race. You don't want me to expose on /qa/ how much of a shithole your site is again

No wonder Alice is suicidal, after all her very own dolls have surpassed her and are now better girls than her.
They are small, cheerful, cute, helpful, huggable, and have lots of love to give!
Specially Shanghai and Hourai!
They are always looking out for you, and making sure you are happy.
Poor Hourai even has to hang herself to satisfy Alice's selfish desire of dying.
How mean of her to let one of her beautiful dolls hang herself!
Stupid Alice!
But at least the dolls live on and only get better every day!

All praise Shanghai, Hourai and the rest of the dolls!

>>22423716
Your post was deleted for a reason.

>>22423919
They’re flying pieces of magical porcelain, anon.

>>22423919
>But at least the dolls live
They don't

>>22425487
>>22425536
Yet they are still better than their maker, she is worthless as a magician without her dolls

>>22425487
They're minigirl-themed onaholes

>>22425467
Do you get paid for cleaning my shit, jew cumsleeve?

>>22426777
And there are thousands of them!
How could regular old Alice ever compete?

>>22425467
And it seems it's a pretty clear reason indeed. Anything that degrades 2hus, any /d/egenerate shit that takes a dump on something the goyim value?: that's good, as the SLAVE MORALITY of the long nose dictates. That's why we get weekly SHITTED raids and a /d/ fetish for every girl on every single thread now. Every single post that tells /d/ and /trash/ to fuck off though? Ah, can't have that. The jews have to bring everything down to their level after all, as they can't rise themselves to the white man's excellency and master morality. They can't understand why white men have ideals of beauty like 2hus when they can't even reach minimum base levels of humanity themselves.

You can fucking kill yourself, though, subhuman, because your pathetic efforts of desecrating and degrading touhous only make us stronger

>>22426861
Does she need to? I mean sure, the only difference between her and them is that she doesn't appeal to minigirl fetishists, but there's already competition in that space in the form of fairies. She's an entirely different niche.

>>22426870
She can't really compete with any other girl of her size either, since the only real appeal or distinctive thing about her are her dolls
Her "niche" is just... Being a magician, and even then Marisa and Patchy are way better in every single way
Alice is worthless without her dolls, both as a character and as a magician

Praise the dolls!

I hate november.
Alice grows even more unfortunate.

Alice leaks poop!

>>22427062
Shut it before I make you leak brown water poo from your eyes.

How much nakadashi will it take to cheer up Alice?

>>22427493
One, but she'll pretend to still be depressed so she receives more.

>>22416808
i like this image thank you for posting this image thank you

>>22425467
Jews will never be human. You lack will. You can try to degrade your masters and resent all you want, and clean and my shit for free. You still lack the master morality and will forever be mediocre

The only way to cheer up is Alice is to bring her a Loli Mari

Why? :(

>>22428957
That makes it worse anon.

>>22368463
I'd eat the corn out of her shit.

>>22432015
There's nothing wrong with wanting to take care of someone, anon.

>>22434422
It turns out Loli Marisa is actually Marisa Jr. Marisa and Reimu had a baby together and they decided to also call them Marisa!
So now Marisa Jr’s continued existence is living proof of Alice’s complete failure in terms of her love life! Occasionally Alice is forced to babysit the daughter of someone she loved that got NTR’d away from her!
Alice feels torn up inside, with a brief, yet ominous thought passing through her mine. The fleeting, evil desire of wanting to kill Marisa Jr!
Alice must be horrified of herself! Alice must feel extreme guilt over even having that thought in the first place! Alice thinks people like her don’t deserve to live! Alice is breaking down in tears because she realize how horrible she is! Alice can’t bear the crushing loneliness she puts up with every day!

Alice wants to die!

>>22434494
>The fleeting, evil desire of wanting to rape Marisa Jr!
Fixed.

>>22434542
Even the best of us wouldn't be able to resist.

>>22434494
That's not true! That child is clearly Alice's and Marisa's and Reimu is the one babysitting her in exchange for some money. As usual!

I want to die too

>>22436349
Why is she struggling so much? She doesn't even need to wear a bra

>>22434494
why are you implying Marisa felt something at all for Alice, with that scenario?

Poor Alice...

Alice's thread is embarrassing!

>>22368463
one of us
one of us

What does Alice smell like?

>>22449047
Ceylon tea and freshly laundered linen.

>>22449047
Poopy diaper

>>22449580
kek

>>22449052
>>22449580
First one then the other

>>22450116
>Finally cleaned her clothes and showered after the last incident
>Smells nice, fresh, clean
>Wears a diaper under her dress just in case
>Goes to make tea with her favorite dolls
>Ceylon is a great choice, right?
>Freshly made tea relaxes Alice
>Relaxes her further
>Sip too much tea, too relaxing
>Uh oh
>Seat of her diaper suddenly bloats out with a stinky mess
>Empties her bladder for good measure
>Not again...
>Might as well finish the tea and change later. It's not like she's leaking

>>22450135
Alice needs to change more quickly to avoid rashes. Shinki would throw a fit if she found out about her daughter's laziness.

>>22450280
Alice doesn't know how to change her own diapers.

>>22450280
I wish Shinki cared that much about me

>>22450329
Me too. If I had the chance to go live with her and her daughters in Makai, I'd take it in a heartbeat.

>>22422304
So if she gave birth, the child would be 50% magician and 50% human?

>>22450135
Dolls don't poop or urinate themselves unless you make them do so
The dolls are always tidy and clean unlike their creator

Praise the dolls!

>>22450633
Depends on if the partner is human or nonhuman

>>22368463
Then she shall live

Alice hug!

>>22458600
Hug Alice!

>>22462212
I can’t blame her.
Anyone would try to escape if Yukari hugged them out of nowhere.

>>22462212
The Patcho/Alice one is perfect

>>22462212
The Iku one is the lewdest considering we can't even see what they're doing.

>>22464150
That logic is retarded

>>22464150
Ex-Keine is literally dry-humping Alice though!

Stop hiding behind your little toys and FIGHT LIKE A MAN!

>>22471364
Says the main wielding grenades and a rocket launcher

>>22471364
Says the man wielding grenades and a rocket launcher

>>22471617
>>22471621
Dumb phoneposter.

>>22463365
I wouldn't