/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's sort of /jp/ related but at the same time, it isn't.

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>>2232517
You sort of need money to begin with to do something like that.

Thats how I maintain my funds.

>>2232522
You act as if anything else on the front page is remotely interesting to begin with.

I always thought of copying the top players from that Virtual Stock Exchange website, but then I just go back to reading /jp/ and forget about it.

Before you start doing anything, please make sure you read enough book on how stock work and shit.

Also do research on the company first before buying its stock. Check out their business plan, what is their forecast growth, future plan, expecting earning and etc.

Sage for not /jp/ related.

>>2232527

I don't think this is interesting.

>>2232534
That's for faggots. Just pick ticker symbols that look cool.

>>2232524
There are some other paths that doesn't require you to use money. You could try blogging, for example. Create some thing that many people want to read, then put ads or ref links and profit.

The stock market is such a good investment these days, amirite?

>>2232539

Or becoming a novelist

>>2232542
Right now would actually be the best time to buy.

/jp/ couldn't handle the crushing defeat of losing money on stocks. The average anon here freezes up around anything with tits in real life, I highly doubt anyone here has the balls and fortitude to lay everything on the line in the market. That takes way more spine than talking to a girl. If you can't handle rejection or being teased about your touhou without bawling, you are not prepared for the stress of stocks and shares.

>>2232544
Honestly, I have never heard of any time where it isn't right to buy.

>>2232542
depends on the stocks and how you do it.

>>2232546

No, I have around 400k in the markets right now (losing like 4k a day, but whatever), but I wouldn't want to talk to a girl.

>>2232544

If you're willing to wait a decade or so. This shit has yet to tank.

>>2232546
Numbers are comforting and understandable. Females are frightening and unknowable.

>>2232552

Ticker names of your investments, please.

>>2232539
AH AHAHAHA

FAGGOT

>>2232558

Those numbers can skyrocket and plunge with frightening quickness. They, if anything, are the least likely things on the planet to remain the same.

>>2232546
I have a few hundred million pounds in the market at the moment. So going up, some going down, some staying put.

I imagine you could make a fortune off of buying gold as inflation begins and selling short on everything.

Well whoever that bought tons of citigroup share last week would have made a killing.

Sadly I don't have the guts to enter the market now. Nobody know the bottom of the market.

>>2232546
But then again, I have nothing to loose anyway and I am already in debt from college... oh right, I can't borrow money because I'm in debt.

>>2232552
400k?

Why are you on /jp/?

Neckbeards talking about the stock market... something isn't right.

I'm watching the dow fucking fluctuate all over the place, it's hysterical.

I'm so glad I'm not an investor right now. If I had to watch as the Dow plunged a couple months ago, I'd have been pulling my hair out.

>>2232577
Touhou?

I have about 10k sitting in the bank, but I don't think that's enough to make enough money to be worth it.

>>2232580
I stopped even watching my investments for that reason.

>>2232581
Why aren't you out chasing girls with those kind of money?
Or even better start an Eroge translation company

>>2232580

Okay.

>>2232581
But Touhou is shit for poor neckbeards living with their parents.

>>2232582
depends how much work you want to do at it. You can turn it into quite a bit.

>>2232582


Buy cheap or ones that are on their way up and sell them once they're expensive, that's more or less the gist of it. How you do this is up to you. Read up on terms like penny stocks, blue chips, and so forth if you're unsure.

You've piqued my interest, /jp/.

What's a good trading site for making cheap exchanges? I'm bored.

>>2232583

I'm so tempted to grab some cheap shares during a downturn, since they're coming along so frequently, but your man Obama says he'll fix everything so I don't know.

>>2232587
Yeah, people with money should be playing golf or eating caviar or something.

>>2232590
My dad was in penny stocks.

He's now filing for bankruptcy.

Blue chips are the only stock that is safe to buy now.
Keep them for long term and get the dividend considering the market is pretty close to bottom.

>>2232595
Golf and caviar don't have lolis with frilly dresses and funny hats.

>>2232601

Fuck are you talking about, Yukari and company spend all day eating caviar, drinking tea with their pinky fingers sticking out, looking through monocles, and speaking in upper-class accents while playing golf in Gensokyo's forest.

>>2232590
>Buy cheap or ones that are on their way up

Easier said than done. I've heard so many stories of people doing that and it turns out they bought it at the peak as the stock falls flat.

>>2232595
Golf is boring and caviar is nasty. Touhou is for everyone.

>>2232592
>a good trading site for making cheap exchanges

For cheap exchanges, Sharebuilder is pretty decent.

>>2232610

>caviar
>nasty

OH U.

/jp/ - NASDAQ/General

Buy American! Momiji demands it!

>>2232517
Or you can play the forex market.

It is riskier than the stock market and it fluctuate like hell.

>>2232574
This.

Also on an unrelated note, is IB & P a real investment banker?

Stupid anons. If you know a surefire way to win big in stocks, would you go about revealing your secrets to everyone and dilute the effectiveness of your strategy?

This thread is a waste of time. If you wanna learn how to do stocks, you have to start from where all the top brokers start from. Learn from the school of hard knock and learn to use plain common sense.

>>2232614
You've never even tried it, have you?

>>2232614
go eat it yourself then. I hate the stuff.

>>2232622

Brokering takes a while to grasp, it's not like dodging danmaku. The few stockbrokers I have spoken to were cordial, well-spoken, and well-read - modern Renaissance men who would begin their day with a trip to the local exercise club and a gourmet breakfast, served in the leisure of an upper-class eatery. They were the anti-thesis to the average Anon on here, hence why I doubt the efficacy of anyone from /jp/ at trading and investing.

>>2232618
One big question: HOW exactly do you engage in forex trading in the first place? Where do we register? Which bank do we usually use?

The only good thing about this thread is watching the resident retard pretend to know anything about stocks (or anything for that matter) and pass of as sophisticated.

It's cute.

>>2232623

It has been served to me as a hors d'œuvre. I must say that it is an acquired taste, like many other pleasures adults enjoy. Definitely not for the uncultured.

>>2232633

>pass off

It takes money to start investing. And you should be willing to risk the money.

>>2232630
My grandfather is a successful stock broker, stop making stuff up.

>>2232624

As a matter of fact, I shall. Today I will go to the market and purchase a small tin, since I have not indulged myself in a while. Now, should I purchase Sturgeon or Beluga caviar? Hmm....

>>2232631

Some good sites about forex.
www.babypips.com
www.dailyfx.com
www.forexfactory.com

I only read about, haven't got the capital or bravery to start trading forex. Need a lot of time and dedication for it since a slight move might make you bankrupt.
I am sure you NEET have plenty of time to do all this.

>>2232642

Your grandfather is evidently a worldly, respectable gentleman.

>>2232643
>Sturgeon or Beluga
( ≖‿≖)

>>2232636
It's just really salty. Nothing to write home about.

>>2232658

Perhaps, what kind did you eat? The flavor of caviar depends greatly on the roe used - roe from sturgeon will have a different texture and flavour than paddlefish or salmon roe.

Don't you kinda need some money already to be able to make money on the stock market? I thought you either needed a steady income or a good fortune to make any use of it, and most of us don't.

I've never heard of people going from rags to riches off of stocks. It's generally the rich people getting richer.

It's always sad stories of average people who went into stocks and got raped in the ass.

>>2232664
Lots of people go from rags to riches off of the stocks. Far far more however just go from rich to richer or rags to raggedier.

>>2232662
I don't know, it just was something I ate at a wedding a few years ago. I can't even remember who was being married.

>>2232671

Not all caviar is tremendously expensive. You should give it another try. The Europeans make sandwiches with the stuff regularly.

>>2232662
The difference is far too subtle for someone who doesn't often eat caviar to notice. It's only something people who eat a lot would notice.

I'm too stupid to do it.

>>2232664
Warren Buffet?

>>2232680

He just lost a shitload of cash yesterday

>>2232682
Yes, I know.

Somehow, I think he'll be okay.

>>2232686

Yes, because the rich can afford to lose a few thousand dollars. The average man would be thrown into poverty, and that's why the rich get richer with the stock market, while the poor only end up losing their shirts. You win big and you lose big.

Now is the best time to buy mootle shares.

>>2232689
>Yes, because the rich can afford to lose a few thousand dollars. The average man would be thrown into poverty
The average man doesn't have thousands upon thousands of shareholder money to invest in the first place.

You asked for a rags to riches story; Buffet entered the market buying $1 stocks.

>>2232689
>Yes, because the rich can afford to lose a few thousand dollars. The average man would be thrown into poverty
The average man doesn't have thousands upon thousands of shareholder dollars to invest in the first place.

You asked for a rags to riches story; Buffet entered the market buying $1 stocks.

>>2232701
Yet that's not the whole story. You think Warren would gladly spill out his secret so that all the regular chum in the street can rise to billionairedom in less than a tenth of the time it took him?

Now where's the fun in that!?

My family actually won millions in a lottery several years ago so I'd have enough money to make money probably. I still don't feel like going into the stock market though, why bother?

Buffet didn't make his fortune by buying stocks online, he made it by creating businesses and partnerships and collecting the dividends.

>>2232741
I hate you and your family.

ITT: A tripfag acts as if he knows shit about the stock market, but in reality, he doesn't know more than any other loser here.

Sage for e-penis thread.

would crush it hard

>>2232802

Damn right I don't know anything about investing or brokering, that shit is way above my head. That's exactly why I won't touch it with a ten foot pool.

>>2232517
but then i wouldnt be a NEET.
And being NEET is a status symbol

>>2232960
A valid point, sir.

Sage for stock market thread.

>>2232971
>And being NEET is a status symbol

>>2232971
>And being NEET is a status symbol

>>2232971
Congratulations. You have the same status as a homeless person.

>>2232974


Hey now, let's not get hasty. Let the Anons swap stories and chat about it for a bit. I'm enjoying the cameraderie. We've got stories about weddings here. Are you really going to sage that?

>>2233004
Status symbol, the same as being poisoned or paralyzed.

Gotta use a cure-all to fix the NEET status ailment.

>>2233070
But then I'll never advance to the Sage class.

>>2233073

LVL 34 TRIPFAG TANK LFG

>>2233031
nope, we have a home... xD

My dad tells me it's the perfect job for me since I hate other people and never leave my apartment.

I imagine I would fail miserably and lose all my money, though.

I have 2.2M on the stock market,
I browse /jp/, and
I'm a girl.
Can you top that /jp/?

>>2234229
I'm a 2D loli and all I want out of life is a /jp/ anon to hold me tight and tell me he loves me.

>>2234229
Yes. I'm ORT.

>>2234229
I'm a tsundere ojou-sama loli. My father gives me pocket money to play with so I have a couple million on the stock market.

>>2234229
>>2234233
>>2234234
>>2234251

I am ZUN. I can also speak English. You all lose.

>>2234229
sure
I have at least 300M still in the stock market.
I have maids.
I'm married.
I used to teach elementary.
I partake in my hobbies all day long.

>>2234271
oops, forgot, I pay more in taxes a year than you have in the stock market.

I'm a witch.

>>2234229

No, but if you're in decent shape you can bottom me.

I Make/sell meth.

>>2232517
It's the fucking stock market that got me here...
I'll just stay here for a while, and try to program a visual novel with C#- making money with advertisements....

>>2234229

Yeah, I invested in stocks as well after my 13 year NBA career.

Shit was so cash.

Write scenarios for games with your neighbor.

>>2234229
Cool story bro.

>>2234343
How's that working out? I buy crack and resell it at higher prices, since I don't really have a discreet place to put a meth lab.

Go work already and stop being a loser.

I never knew /jp/ was full of multi-millionaires and 2D lolis.

If you invest little money, you get little money.

Retards get seduced with the idea of getting rich out of nowhere, only if you're one the guys that bought Google stocks 10 years ago an sold last year. It requires luck and gamble. Most people lose everything buying risky stocks waiting for the company to resurrect from the ashes, it's the only way to sell stocks for high profit with low investment.

Get a work, people posting in this thread a poor idiots with small investments posting as they were hot shot investors with billions in stocks. They don't know shit but the basics. Move on.

>>2234560

A good book to start with is "A Random Walk Down Wall Street".

>>2234560
>Get a work, people posting in this thread a poor idiots with small investments posting as they were hot shot investors with billions in stocks.
This sentence. What the fuck?

>>2234735
He's clearly a genius, I would follow his advice.

For that you need money and know-how, but going these time into the stock-market is suicide if you don't know exactl what you are doing. Anyway, NEETs don't havew any reserve which is a requirement right now.

>>2232546
Troll harder faggot. Not one person with brain would ever dare risking his existence on stock-market faggotry, but have fun believing your amerikkan dream

>>2232539
Try blackhat SEO.
Requires a lot of skill and work, but if you're good at it you can make a pretty good chunk of change.
I'm trying to learn this shit.

>>2234735
Sounds like a bot

>>2232646
Got a suggestion where to make a demo account at?

ITT: We're all expert investors and play pretend!