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Why did you and Alice both fall onto the ground?
Why is Alice's face all flush?
Why is Alice striking a pose like that while looking at you so intensely?

>> No.22158131

>>22158011
because she forced me at gunpoint to dress-up as Marisa

>> No.22158367
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maybe because her butt hurts

>> No.22158883 [DELETED] 

>>22158011
Poor Alice, she's so desperate for human contact that she has to resort to seducing an useless ugly fat neet

>> No.22160914

>>22158011
>>22158367
Nah, I know that pose. You do that pose when your stomach hurts due to food poisoning in the middle of a shitstorm. Better ingest some sorbents.

>> No.22160924

>>22160914
Thanks for your insight, Reimu.

>> No.22162336

>>22160914
>food poisoning
Wowzers.

>> No.22163860

Alice's sweaty, pantyhose-covered feet from her smelly, musky boots.

>> No.22165028

>>22158011
Stomachache.

>> No.22170744
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The makai creature want a mate.

>> No.22173062

>>22158883
>an useless

>> No.22173500
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>> No.22173548 [DELETED] 

>>22173062
A useless.
There, happy? Alice is so boring and unpopular that the only way for her thread to stay alive is if people make extremely mundane posts, like grammatical corrections.

>> No.22173560

>>22158011
Because she wanted a party hat and positioned herself perfectly

>> No.22173566

>>22173548
I like Alice but I don’t post in her threads often.
Your unpopular meme is uselessly inaccurate.

>> No.22175472

>>22173500
Party hat Alice! (tummyache)

>> No.22175493
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>>22160914
>>22165028
>>22175472
Better get the shovel ready, cuz she's about to leak some mad poop.

>> No.22175528

>>22175493
I’ve got mine.
and it’s going to the back of your skull for every time you made that shovel shitpost to ruin Arisu’s reputation

>> No.22175878

>>22175493
if by shovel you mean my mouth, yes

>> No.22176107
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22176107

why all of you are so mean with Alice?:( She is just a poor shy girl

>> No.22176145

I'd like to flush Alice's face. Down the toilet!

>> No.22180559

>>22176107
Alice wets her bed

>> No.22186936

>>22158011
Shitty Dyke

>> No.22189151
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The hypnosis creature.

>> No.22189691
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Every night, I go to sleep wishing I would wake up as Alice.

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>>22176107
I would hug and be nice to her

>> No.22195716

>>22189691
You'd wake up having soaked your sheets, though.

>> No.22195847

>>22195716
That's not true, Alice wears Pichuun to bed.

>> No.22195855
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>>22195847
I guess Shinki had enough of her ruining her sheets every night.

>> No.22195879

Why are there pissfags and diaperfags on every thread now

>> No.22195886

>>22195855
Alice does her best to keep Shinki in the dark about those things actually

>> No.22195897
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>>22189691
Imagine spawning as a bunch of Alices just like a 200 player server but with all the anons who love Alice.

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>>22195879
Alice's threads have been deranged since the creation of /jp/. It's Koishi and Eiki threads that have recently /d/egenerated.

>> No.22196431

>>22195879
The report button exists for a reason

>> No.22197722
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>>22195906
Alice deserves more love

>> No.22197725 [DELETED] 

>>22197722
Alice deserves a loving boyfriend.

>> No.22197798
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>>22197725
And that's me

>> No.22198400

>>22197722
Alice is made for pregnancy

>> No.22198424
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butt!

>> No.22198524

>>22198424
Cute
Alicebutt is always nice

>> No.22198553

>>22198400
pregnant of my baby

>> No.22203920
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Makai creatures.

>> No.22204757

>>22203920
My wife and my daughter

>> No.22204968

Pantyhose, thighhigh or white sock Alice?

>> No.22204989
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>>22173062
wait, my whole life i thought a changes to an when the next word starts with a vowel (a e i o U ) wtf is this shit?

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>>22204989
It sounds like it begins with a consonant which is what actually matters.

>> No.22206002

>>22204989
same reason why it's "an hour"

>> No.22206968

>>22195897
Alice is a hivemind (of dolls)?

>> No.22209331

>>22158011
She was careless so I fell too so she wouldn’t feel embarrassed and think that she’s some clumsy doll obsessed klutz

>> No.22212128

>>22209331
Would you also leak poop so she wont have to be embarrassed for being the only one who does that?

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>> No.22216739 [DELETED] 

>>22215377
How sad, not even Marisa, her only friend in the world, bothered to show up. She was probably too busy having sex with her boyfriend to remember is was Alice's special day.

>> No.22216746

>>22212128
Nein.
Alice does not leak poo either.

>> No.22216757

>>22216739
>boyfriend
More like Patchy. They probably used kunny too for a threesome.

>> No.22220438

>>22158011
Alice is such a desperate slut. She should know by now that it's a turn off.

>> No.22220457

>>22220438
>desperate slut
>turn off

In what world?

>> No.22223582

>>22220457
dunno

>> No.22225895

This thread smells like shit

>> No.22226407
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>>22225895
I think it's just you, anon.

>> No.22229531

>>22225895
Wrong

>> No.22232473 [DELETED] 

>>22158011
nice ass

>> No.22237897 [DELETED] 

>>22226407
It's you

>> No.22238012
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>>22237897
I hang out with Alice in the hot springs all the time so it can't be me!

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>>22237897
He who detects shit projects! it!

>> No.22241058 [DELETED] 

>>22158011
come

>> No.22241243

>>22239438
stop!

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