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>> No.22108501 [DELETED] 

W-what's the knife for?

>> No.22108504

>>22108486
moishi moishi koishi!

>> No.22108505
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>>22108501
You need not worry about that

>> No.22108519
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>>22108486
Hello this is Alice's handmade adult toys, how can I help you?

>> No.22108528
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>>22108519
Is your refrigerator running?

>> No.22108530
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>>22108486
M-moshi moshi Koishi desu

>> No.22108551 [DELETED] 

>>22108528
Is your diaper carrying a big no-no?

>> No.22108554
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>>22108528
YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY YOU FUCKING NIGGER I'LL GUT YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FAMILY AND DRESS MY GIRLFRIEND WITH YOUR REMAINS HOW YOU DARE CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN IM SO TIRED OF YOUR BULLSHIT I SWEAR IM GONNA FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND SEND HER WITH AN ARMY OF DOLLS FILLED WITH GUNPOWDER TO BLOW IN THE FACE OF YOUR CRIPPLE MOTHER, JUST WAIT YOU FUCK NOBODY MAKES FUN OF ME

>> No.22108556
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>>22108551
Delete this post

>> No.22108566
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>>22108554
...then you better go catch it!

>> No.22108574

>>22108554
Alice fucking snaps on the phone

>> No.22108667

>>22108554
No wonder nobody wants to talk to Alice

>> No.22108681
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22108681

Ninja are supreme and you have double-crossed it. Why did you do that?

>> No.22108683

>>22108501
Changing her diaper

>> No.22108688
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>>22108683
>>>/d/

>> No.22108717

>>22108688
Which bassline does Koishi enjoy playing the most?

>> No.22108781
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>>22108717
Kick in the Eye by Bauhaus.

She likes to sing parts of it too, like:
"So I began the crossing
My throat burned dry
Searching for Satori
The kick in the eye"

>> No.22108791

>>22108486
Koishi ordering diapers by phone!

>> No.22108810

>>22108791
Why would she do that when she has a prescription for them

>> No.22109393

>>22108717
well, shes still trying

>> No.22109480
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by contrast, what riff does Satori enjoy playing the most?

>> No.22109547
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>>22109393
Koishi is a fast learner! She'll learn how to play Wooten's 'Classical Thump' in no time!

>> No.22109870

>>22109480
I HEAR
THE SECRETS THAT YOU KEEP
WHEN YOU'RE TALKING IN YOUR SLEEP

>> No.22111400
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>>22108486
Does Koishi have any fan games where she's the main character?

>> No.22112300
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>>22108554

>> No.22112310

>>22108810
But she's an endorser for a brand! Surely she gets free packs from them?

>> No.22112313

Gensokyo tech support.

>> No.22112338
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>>22112313
Have you tried turning it on and off again!?

>> No.22112525

>>22112310
Gensokyo has brands?

>> No.22114730

>>22108566
I want to laugh at Koishi's jokes even if they aren't that funny!

>> No.22114774

i dont remember calling shit 2hu hotline

>> No.22114848
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>>22114774
That's because you never did, silly!

>> No.22114912

>>22111400
Imagine Party Babyz

>> No.22115231

>>22114912
go away and stay in >>>/d/ you degenerate

>> No.22115320

>>22111400
3rd Eye.

>> No.22115338

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Qmf0ZQZLA

>> No.22115418

>>22114912
Koishi is not a baby!

>> No.22115421

>>22115418
This. Do not mock Koishi because of her diapers problem kudasai.

>> No.22115423
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wrasslin!

>> No.22115440
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>>22115421
Koishi does not wear or need them!!!

>> No.22115464

>>22115440
That is, like, completely wrong my dude.

>> No.22115485

>>22115464
Cease your slander. Just because Koishi closed her third eye does not mean she suddenly lost control of her bladder and bowels.

>> No.22115499
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>>22115485
It's been a problem since birth.
Thankfully Satorin is a very caring onee-chan!

>> No.22115522
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Who's calling me at this hou- AAAAAHH!

>> No.22115570
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>>22108683
>>22108791
>>22115421
>>22115499
Look what you've done! You made Koishi cry!

>> No.22118433
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>>22115522
And that's why Satorin is the one who dresses Koishi up every morning.

>> No.22118609
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>>22118433
Satori's own dressing up operation is complex as hell. It's no surprise that Koishi needs help to execute it when she doesn't even understand the concept of toilets.

>> No.22118661

>>22112525
It does according to lhy_icd

>> No.22120588

>>22118609
You're telling me her eye tentacles aren't prehensile?

>> No.22120780
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God I wish that were me, I want to wake up to Koishi's smile and smell her lovely hair every morning!

>> No.22121372

>>22120780
And change her!

>> No.22121405
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>>22121372
I don't think Koishi would feel comfortable with me helping her change out of pajamas into her normal clothes

>> No.22125274
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Koishi looking spiffy for her date!

>> No.22125450

>>22125274
Her date takes the stool next to her and accidentally sits on her eye.

>> No.22125565

>>22125450
She opened her eye again to make sure that doesn't happen.

>> No.22125590

>>22125274
Hopefully she won't go all googly-eyed on her date, because everyone knows what she's doing when she makes that face.

>> No.22126068
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>>22125590
I doubt Koishi would deliberately make herself look silly by making goofy faces in front of her date.

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>>22115320
Huh. Not quite what I was expecting, but I'll give it a shot once it comes out on Steam.

>> No.22129348

>>22118609
What an ordeal, I'm tired from just looking at that.

>> No.22129418
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HeLLo, IT's MarY...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHcHjcV8SNY

I'M rIghT bEHinD yoU...

>> No.22129486

>>22108486
DIAPERS!

>> No.22130478
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Koishi looks really good in casual clothing! I want to see more of Koishi in casual attire!

>> No.22134875

>>22125450
>>22125565
I wish she gave me a colonoscopy with that eye.

>> No.22135316
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Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?

>> No.22135350

>>22108554
>GIRLFRIEND
Alice is such a bad liar.

>> No.22137432

>>22135316
>and it could be anybody.
I wish Koishi called me, but every time I check a new, unknown number it's always someone trying to saddle me with water purifiers.

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>>22137432
Next thing you know Koishi is right behind you after you hang up the call!

>> No.22137630

>>22137492
That would make my dreams come true! But I think the knife is unneeded.

>> No.22137828

>>22137492
I'd smell her sneaking up, because, well, you know.

>> No.22137875
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>>22137630
Koishi would have no intention of hurting you if you didn't try do any funny business, although then again, what would you do if Koishi suddenly appeared?

>> No.22137977
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>>22137828
Koishi is not smelly! She takes a bath every day!

>> No.22138952

>>22137875
>what would you do if Koishi suddenly appeared?
For starters, avoid anything that could elicit an aggressive response. I'm dealing with someone who can easily kill me on a whim and happens to be quite whimsical.
I'm gonna make clear from the beginning that I intend to be her friend and that I don't harbor any ill-feeling towards her species. In fact, I'd tell her I'd like to know her better, same thing for her clique. It's important to pull this off in a way that makes me appear interesting and valuable, as it's a big gamble that depends on how much her volatile interest is piqued. If everything goes as planned, I just got a ticket to Gensokyo, which is going to bring me either to Myouren Temple or Chireiden itself, where I can find someone (Byakuren/Satori) who can facilitate my precarious status of Outsider and create the conditions for meeting Koishi more often.
In the meanwhile, I'm going to contemplate her graceful appearance and etch it in my mind. Maybe make a tangible memory too, like a photo.

>> No.22139033

I want /d/ to leave.

Please...

>> No.22140154

>>22108667
I wanna talks with Alice :(

>> No.22140272

>>22139033
Just report them

>> No.22140349
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>>22139033
so do I. I just wanna talk about koishi instead of it spewing into a /d/ tier shitshow

>> No.22142435
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What board game(s) would be Koishi's favourite?

>> No.22143363

>>22142435
Monopoly allows her to blow money in all safety.

>> No.22145822

>>22130478
Flat

>> No.22145854

>>22135316

>But a ringing phone has to be answered, doesn't it?

Leave a message and I'll return your call if I feel like it asshole.

>> No.22149992

>>22129343
Since this picture got posted:
https://youtu.be/eJeeAoKkcC0

>> No.22153215

>>22108486
who's there?

>> No.22153887

>>22153215
Koishi, silly!

>> No.22155226
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>embodies Lust in SA's "deadly sins" theme
>is known for dick-shaped danmaku
>cannot be remembered by anyone once they stopped looking at her
>known as an "imaginary friend" afterward
is Koishi a rapist?

>> No.22155235

Try as I might, I still can't work out who all these crossboarders are quoting.

>> No.22155239
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>>22155226
Yeah.

>> No.22155734

>>22155226
I wish Koishi would dryhump my face

>> No.22155785 [DELETED] 
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>>22155226

>> No.22156054

>>22155235
They're quoting each other. Don't worry about it.

>> No.22158355

>>22155785
This has to be the cutest rapist there is then.

>> No.22158356
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moshi moshi donarudo desu

>> No.22158401

>>22155785
What do you have to do to get Koishi to rape you? I'm asking this for my safety, of course.

>> No.22160994
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>>22158356
Please teach my sister how to make a burger! I like them a lot!

>> No.22161003 [DELETED] 
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>>22158401
Be Satori.

>> No.22161037
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>>22161003
Maybe if you like having a spring roll shoved up your poop shoot because Koishi thinks that'll help with your cold

>> No.22161066 [DELETED] 

>>22161037
This reminds me of the other doujin where Koishi wanted to help Satori but almost asphyxiated her to death.

>> No.22161126

>>22161066
NOOO

>> No.22163104

kowaii yo

>> No.22164478
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There's room for one more, anon!

>> No.22167677

>>22163104
No! Kawaii!

>> No.22171302
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I want Koishi to beat me in a video game

>> No.22172913

>>22108486
Koishi has two hats! She's really at ease.

>> No.22173087

>>22164478
is there a space for one more person

>> No.22173103
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>>22173087
Why don't you try and find out firsthand!?

>> No.22173129

>>22173103
oh my god
that would be amazing, hot bodies from both sides the sweaty bodies sticking to you nipples pinching you, hip bones rubbing you.
just imagine
imagine
IMAGINE

>> No.22176599
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Woah! Koishi sure looks different today

>> No.22176607

>>22176599
She must have stolen Eiki's hat when they were both on the changing table!

>> No.22176788

>>22176607
Why would they both be on the same table?

>> No.22181737
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22181737

GOOD
MORNING!!!

>> No.22182262

>>22181737
Koishi a cute! Cute!!

>> No.22182270

>>22108486
Is Koishi the proof that Zun does indeed are about what the fans think about characters and even made fanon Koishi into canon?

>> No.22182282

>>22182270
>fanon Koishi into canon
WHat parts of her were fanon?

>> No.22182334
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>>22182282

>> No.22183005
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>>22176788
Eiki's mother pays extra for her daughter's caretaker.

>> No.22184274

>>22183005
Komachi must be a really good babysitter if she gets multiple requests at once!

>> No.22188110

>>22181737
Now this is a good reason to wake up in the morning and live life.

>> No.22189162
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>>22182270
Not sure I follow, why don't you give some examples?

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>>22188110
Eating breakfast with Koishi!

>> No.22195142

>>22190933
Eating pancakes this morning with a remix of her theme in the background made me think of this post.

>> No.22195502

>>22108486
Hello?

>> No.22195602
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>>22195502
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

>> No.22197665

>>22195602
>Prince Albert in a can
>Prince Albert
Thankfully I also googled the full phrase.

>> No.22200491
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Poke

>> No.22200583
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>> No.22204213

>>22200583
That pastel nail polish is lovely.

>> No.22206306

>>22155226
>>22155785
How do you know if she raped someone? How do you know if she raped YOU? What if she already HAS raped you and you just can't remember it?

>> No.22206316
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>>22206306
Could it be that wet dreams aren't actually wet dreams but just evidence that Koishi had fun with you that night?

>> No.22206875

>>22206306
>How do you know if she raped YOU? What if she already HAS raped you and you just can't remember it?
That makes her the perfect rapist.
Although you could argue she loses sadism points because the victims don't retain traumatic memories.

>> No.22206888 [DELETED] 

>>22206875
>traumatic memories.
Please, being raped by Koishi is the best thing that can happen to a man. The victims should thank her and beg for more after she was done.

>> No.22207120

>>22206888
Unfortunately, ungrateful people with awful taste exist.
>being raped by Koishi is the best thing that can happen to a man.
Trips of truth.

>> No.22209134

>>22206316
i've never had a wet dream before last month, when i had 4 in a two week long period. what does this mean?

>> No.22212468

>>22108501
for me

>> No.22214763

>>22171302
What videogames would Koishi like?

>> No.22214819

>>22214763
yume nikki, earthbound and LSD for the ps1

>> No.22219949
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>>22214819
Multiplayer co-op games.
Even if she's bad at them, she gets the most joy out of them by talking to her fellow players

>> No.22219954

>>22219949
Meant for >>22214763

>> No.22220207
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Koishi decided to volunteer at Eientei as a nurse!!!

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>>22108501
cut

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>>22223542
Cut what though?

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>>22220207
Please change my diaper, nurse Koishi!

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