What is Satori's blood pressure, /jp/???

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Anonymous Fri Aug 30 12:26:36 2019 No.21974708 [Reply] [Original]

What is Satori's blood pressure, /jp/???

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:39:31 2019 No.21975133 She is diabetic

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:45:17 2019 No.21975176 File: 187 KB, 464x452, 4324232.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] She is my wife and daughter.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:46:25 2019 No.21975185 File: 186 KB, 1653x1541, __komeiji_satori_touhou_drawn_by_rin_falcon__1aeb86d44c68471a0bfafc6b7d8c8fac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Too high, please do not raise it any further. Her weak, little heart won't be able to handle it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:51:42 2019 No.21975208 114/514

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 13:57:19 2019 No.21975226 >>21974708 Why are her arms so short? Where does she keep the rest of them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 15:34:45 2019 No.21975725 At rest it's 146/66 but if she has to make a phonecall or if someone knocks on the door it rockets to 210/116

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:48:21 2019 No.21976484 >>21974708 yes

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 17:52:36 2019 No.21976519 File: 103 KB, 768x1024, ECo41AeUIAARCxh.jpg orig.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I was watching the funny dancing guy maple story video, and the way he says "Story" like "Satori" made me think of Satori.

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:15:53 2019 No.21976662 >>21975185 Just out of curiosity, if I threw her on the bed, got on top of her while holding down her wrists and said I was going to rape her and that is was going to hurt a lot, would that be enough to cause a cardiac arrest?

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 18:59:44 2019 No.21976873 >>21976662 I think just the bedthrow would cause the heart attack

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 19:09:41 2019 No.21976920 >>21974708 WHAT A THRILL

>>	Anonymous Fri Aug 30 20:34:47 2019 No.21977377 >>21976873 Satorin is way too fragile.

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 08:55:04 2019 No.21980439 >>21975133 >>21975185 >>21975208 >>21975725 I think she has low blood pressure because she is very low energy

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 08:57:55 2019 No.21980459 File: 853 KB, 909x1286, __komeiji_koishi_and_komeiji_satori_touhou_drawn_by_villyane__fe9b413b0114c01316f6a30fa269710f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21977377 That is why you should give her warm, soft hugs and headpats only!

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 18:27:58 2019 No.21983534 >>21980459 I can't

>>	Anonymous Sat Aug 31 19:17:43 2019 No.21983786 >>21980459 I'd probably instinctively grope her little butt and creepily sniff her beautiful hair if I ever gave her a hug. I don't to scare or disgust Satorin, but I just wouldn't be able to resist her cuteness.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 1 07:27:32 2019 No.21986646 >>21983786 She would be able to read your intentions far before you actually get to do that, creep!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 1 10:22:31 2019 No.21987504 >>21986646 >creep! That's rude! I don't have any ill intentions, I actually want Satorin to be happy! It's not my fault she makes me so sexually aroused to the point of me not being able to control my actions.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 1 18:10:19 2019 No.21989805 >>21974708 Why does she wear the mask?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 11:13:01 2019 No.21993410 >>21989805 Nobody cared who she was until she put on the mask

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 23:11:01 2019 No.21996972 What is Satorin's blood pressure just as she is about to come from being raped?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 2 23:25:19 2019 No.21997045 >>21996972 I think rape would be too painful for Satorin to cum from it. Even normal slow sex might be too intense for her.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 10:40:47 2019 No.21999046 >>21997045 How would you rape a youkai who can read minds???

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 14:28:57 2019 No.22000030 >>21999046 Break into her room at night and lock the door, grab her by the hair and shove her face on a pillow so no one can hear her screams and come help her, then rape her as hard and deep as I can.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 14:35:31 2019 No.22000072 File: 496 KB, 1128x1600, Surprise Koishi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22000030 Satorin does not sleep alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 14:50:35 2019 No.22000171 >>21974708 Satori has the highest bite strength of all Touhous!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 14:52:13 2019 No.22000182 >>22000171 I want Satori to bite me so hard that she feels really bad about it afterwards

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 14:59:24 2019 No.22000220 >>22000072 Would Koishi even realize what's happening? I could tell her that Satorin and I are just wrestling and she would probably believe it. And raping a cute and small girl while her retarded sister watches is very hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 3 15:13:10 2019 No.22000295 >>22000182 I want Satori to bite me so hard she obliterates the flesh and crushes the bone, accessing the very nutritious marrow inside!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 06:28:09 2019 No.22004358 File: 335 KB, 800x800, __komeiji_koishi_and_komeiji_satori_touhou_drawn_by_gr_project__738c9d6ab8e31ca957e54609fb97290e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] GOOD MORNING SATORIN!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 09:02:55 2019 No.22004901 File: 385 KB, 732x1034, 13.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>21974708 Satori is cool, calm, and collected

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 15:41:35 2019 No.22007442 >>22000171 wtf is bite strength?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 16:25:25 2019 No.22007717 File: 397 KB, 1748x2480, 9525a280cd0a9f2692a4edcb0f88c546.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22007442 https://lmgtfy.com/?q=meaning+of+bite+strength

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 4 16:36:22 2019 No.22007795 >>21974708 Show me blood show me blood pressure https://youtu.be/tLwnAkE0YdI

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 07:15:31 2019 No.22011351 >>22007717 why is it so high, /jp/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 20:17:16 2019 No.22014953 >>22011351 I think >>22000171 was just referencing the T-rex head.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 20:25:33 2019 No.22014977 >>22014953 He might have mistaken it for a crocodile, which has the highest bite force in the animal kingdom, unless the T-Rex has a stronger bite and I'm unaware of it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 20:46:39 2019 No.22015043 >>22014977 It's undoubtedly stronger.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 5 22:32:16 2019 No.22015414 >>22014977 T-Rex has the highest bite strength of all animals ever, and by a huge margin. You're right that the crocodile is the current record holder, though.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 13:26:22 2019 No.22019205 File: 769 KB, 800x883, Aaah~.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here comes the choo-choo train, anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:16:22 2019 No.22019476 >>22019205 Aaah~ Satorin is so cute!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:18:02 2019 No.22019483 >>22019205 pukes

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:38:58 2019 No.22019610 >>22019205 Why is Satori trying to feed me popcorn with a fork? And why is there some of it on her cheek?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:40:24 2019 No.22019616 File: 392 KB, 1468x2048, Satori94.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22019483 Hold still now! Satorin will clean you up!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:43:52 2019 No.22019638 File: 741 KB, 1020x1320, Here comes another one!!!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22019610 It is not popcorn! It is pastry! Satorin has some on her cheek because she tried some herself beforehand!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:45:08 2019 No.22019646 >>22019638 With the same fork? But that would be an indirect kiss!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:46:38 2019 No.22019656 >>22019205 That's a very small quantity of food on that fork!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 14:46:58 2019 No.22019658 File: 301 KB, 2095x1672, Feeding the sister!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22019646 Satorin will then get a clean fork if you insist.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 15:03:40 2019 No.22019754 File: 901 KB, 1748x2480, 1534453010069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22019658 She doesn't have too. I'm just surprised she doesn't mind it. I'll gladly accept anything and everything Satorin offers me!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 17:14:48 2019 No.22020488 I want to get Satorinrin drunk and take advantage of her! I want to see the regret and disgust on her face when she wakes up in bed with me and realizes she lost her virginity to someone she doesn't even know!

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 20:59:43 2019 No.22021748 >>22020488 But she can read your mind and would already know everything about you

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:13:44 2019 No.22022264 >>22021748 Hopefully she would get terrified and tell Okuu to vaporize me, feeling proud that she made the world a better place.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 6 23:22:09 2019 No.22022310 File: 1003 KB, 1050x1544, 20.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22020488 unfortunately for you, satorin is actually pretty strong!

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 7 14:18:37 2019 No.22025885 File: 335 KB, 838x979, 3765536660fedc87bf3333134f599c1f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22022310 I want Satorin to manhandle me!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:03:34 2019 No.22029615 >>21974708 90 / 63

Anonymous Sun Sep 8 05:06:12 2019 No.22029624
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>>22021748
But Satori is within the same degree of being the capable mind-reader for itself. So rather consider the youkai to be within the same instance as my previous self of my consciousness. So take for example Koishi who had been inside the machination within the vat of blood and into it with also the same vat of blood and feces to be within the mind-readers capabilities of the degree. So maybe she can service the intelligence of knowledge to be here?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 12:01:15 2019 No.22031948 File: 583 KB, 624x816, __kaenbyou_rin_and_komeiji_satori_touhou_drawn_by_zuttokodomo__e523c0474e778e2a77699bc0d910933f.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Me on the left

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 15:36:23 2019 No.22033496 File: 151 KB, 720x960, __komeiji_satori_subterranean_animism_and_etc_drawn_by_itatatata__b127be331bc1c43f23dffc6ccad8825b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The duality of Satori

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 17:44:45 2019 No.22034423 >>21974708 3 blood pressure

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 8 22:32:40 2019 No.22036173 My wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 04:52:58 2019 No.22037758 Not high enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 09:28:52 2019 No.22038781 >>22033496 bottom is evil

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 9 15:39:23 2019 No.22040572 >>22034423 3 whole blood pressures?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 02:10:03 2019 No.22043975 File: 591 KB, 600x600, Satori55.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I wish Satorin would carry me like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 02:41:01 2019 No.22044057 >>22031948 Me taking the picture with my hidden camera

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 07:05:30 2019 No.22044703 >>22022310 sauce?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 20:45:21 2019 No.22049089 >>22031948 Me inside Satorin's womb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 10 20:47:42 2019 No.22049098 >>22049089 hello, son

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 11 07:29:35 2019 No.22051599 >>22049089 wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 11 16:55:03 2019 No.22054298 >>22049089 holy BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 12 02:39:11 2019 No.22057195 What would make Satorin's heart go doki-doki?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 12 07:56:09 2019 No.22058192 >>22057195 a friend!

Anonymous Thu Sep 12 08:26:24 2019 No.22058292
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>>22058192
I want to be Satorin's friend! I want to take a walk with her along the park, and spend hours talking about things that interest us whilst sitting on the bench!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 12 18:27:22 2019 No.22061440 >>22057195 Koishi getting kidnapped and raped

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 12 22:25:34 2019 No.22062502 >>22057195 The stink of an unwashed, phimotic lolicon dick pressing on her cute lips.

Anonymous Thu Sep 12 22:27:35 2019 No.22062513
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>>21987504
You're a disgusting human being and should have your miserable excuse for a penis removed from your body along with those disgusting testicles. Maybe that would reign in your degenerate behavior. Don't ever speak like that in reference to Satori again. I won't repeat myself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 12 22:50:04 2019 No.22062583 File: 587 KB, 500x500, d4e1aae10cfc37d41e171729d314dcc2.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22062513 Knowing that you hate me to much is heartbreaking, anon. I wanted us to be friends.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 13 16:51:32 2019 No.22067367 File: 100 KB, 960x720, __kaenbyou_rin_komeiji_koishi_komeiji_satori_reiuji_utsuho_kaenbyou_rin_and_etc_touhou_drawn_by_itatatata__095093927ee8295de812eeadd5f2071f.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Smug smug smuggity smug smug

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 05:27:24 2019 No.22071314 >>22061440 I think the rapist would just get some infection from Koishi pooping on the rapist's dick by accident

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 08:20:58 2019 No.22072388 >>22062513 Do it faggot.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 14 08:32:10 2019 No.22072460 >>22062513 DON'T do it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 00:33:10 2019 No.22077353 >>22062513 show vagene

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 13:19:03 2019 No.22080400 File: 332 KB, 969x979, 1550700754069.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 13:40:09 2019 No.22080520 Aah~ I want to manhandle Satorin!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 14:08:18 2019 No.22080690 >>22080400 meido, please tag in a mod to ban this off-topic crossboarder already

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 17:43:45 2019 No.22081903 File: 1.06 MB, 1155x1698, 56016370_p6.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Distressed Satori!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 15 17:45:28 2019 No.22081921 >>21987504 cease to exist you filthy gutter pig

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 06:07:06 2019 No.22084796 >>22081903 Why is she distressed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 16 21:32:39 2019 No.22088969 >>22084796 She knows exactly what I want to do to her small sexy body.

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