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I have a Japanese girlfriend. Is this win y/n?

>> No.2200263
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2200263

Enough of the easy mode trolls. Try something more challenging.

>> No.2200286

please hold up a sign with /jp/, date, time, and preferably some handwriting from your gf to see that she's really japanese.

>> No.2200289

I miss the days when trolls tried to be subtle.

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>>2200263
But I was truthing.

Also, can anyone here translate this? Her dumb ass doesn't know the kanji.

苦の娑婆や
桜が咲けば
咲いたとて

It's a haiku by Issa, but the internet has absolutely conflicting translations of it.

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I have a Japanese image. Is this win y/n?

>> No.2200302

>>2200293
/

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>>2200290

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>>2200286
That is the kanji for her name. She wrote them in my textbook.

>> No.2200324

>>2200293
y

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>>2200313

>> No.2200329

>>2200313
Why the hell did you write it backwards?

>> No.2200331

>>2200289
I miss the days where every faggot of your kind just ignored the Threads and didn't rage/reply seriously to trolls.
Specially when not trying to cover all your fail, /jp/.

>> No.2200332

>>2200313
Ok, I belive you. Now GTFO.

>> No.2200346

>>2200329

You're retarded.

Anyways, is she a fish-out-of-water in the sack like all slant-eyes?

>> No.2200347

>>2200252
n

It's just another stereotypical woman, this time from a different country. Big fucking deal. I'm also forced to call you a loser (like most of /jp/ amirite?), as you're insecure enough to attempt to justify your existence by showing off your whore on the internet.

>> No.2200358

not the same person

take a pic with the time and date AND the girl and I'll believe you

also learn some freaking kanji, your 曜 is totally fucked up

>> No.2200365

It doesn't matter if he's telling the truth or not. No one fucking cares.

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2200367

I have a little brown girl. Is this win y/n?

>> No.2200368

>>2200346
well yes, but she's like only 19 and has only been with one other guy, so I figured that had something to do with it.

>> No.2200383

20 bucks she has a penis

>> No.2200384

OP needs to shave

>> No.2200393

>>2200383

50 bucks that OP already had said penis up his ass

>> No.2200397

>>2200365
I care. If he's telling the truth he'd prove that not all of /jp/ are virgin losers.

>> No.2200401

She's not even hot. Also, shave that ridiculous facial hair. You are not a wandering vagabond.

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>>2200397
Good point.

>>2200252
Get out of here.

>> No.2200411

>>2200397
Everyone that ISN'T a virgin loser ignores that shitty stereotype anyway.

Also, typically, anyone who posts their girlfriend on the internet is either a virgin loser or a troll. OP says he's not a troll, so...

>> No.2200420

ugly whore is ugly

>> No.2200435

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight flowing on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

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