/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Sakuya? I'm sorry, there's only one person worth celebrating.

Sounds like Jouga's day really.

>>21843386
Who?

>>21843386
No, it's Sakuya's night. That's what her name comes from!

>>21842717
turning 20 on the 16th, I'm a Lion

>>21842802
No NEETs allowed

>>21842717
I'll celebrate by making out with her armpits!

I love my wife Sakuya!

Would she make a good mom?

Don't you love her anymore, /jp/?

>>21865777
>She as playable character never
Does this answer your question

>>21865777
I became too busy.
I still love Sakuya but I have more shit to deal with on /jp/. I’m not gonna spam threads. Summer is the dead season anyway.

>>21862291
Excellent even. She has all the time in the world.

>>21865777
Wonderous trips

>>21865777
I never stopped loving Sakuya and I never will.

>>21869085
This

>>21842717
I wonder what Sakuya’s birthday is.
Sakuya day too.

>>21855475
What would a kiss on the cheek from Remimi even feel like?

>>21865777
I love Sakuya but I don't like dumping images and roleplaying

>>21865830
It's not that she's no longer relevant as a playable character that gets me the most. It's that the last game she was playable in was the shitshow known as DDC. ZUN could've at least let her retire in style and make her last appearance a game fit for her perfect and elegant style. If she really is gone like Mima, it breaks my heart to see her go out in an embarrassement instead of a bang. At least MS was a good game to call it quits.

>>21876558
The roles are reversed.
Fairies are taking charge of Gensokyo as we speak.

>>21876558
Maybe that’s the secret to immortality
Be hugged by a fairy that genuinely likes you
Being hugged by a fairy that genuinely likes you is like a sign from the universe that an elongated life is ahead. Fairies are strange creatures, but they aren’t a complete mystery.

>>21877821
I want Star to take charge of me.

Is Sakuya a big dork?

>>21882511
If a maid is a dork you got serious issues

>>21878882
if you want immortal, just go steal some hourai juice; if a shitty fujiwara brat can snag some, so can you

>>21882829
I don't think there's any elixir just lying around. You'd probably have to eat one of the immortals livers to get the same effect.

>>21882846
I want mommy Eirin to capture that shitty fujiwara brat, extract her liver and spoonfeed it to me, so I can spend eternity with her and Sakuya-oneechan!

>>21882902
wouldn't you need to spoonfeed it to sakuya as well?

>>21882902
shut up

>>21882999
If she isn't immortal already, then yes.

>>21883326
But Sakuya does not want to become immortal, why would you want to curse her?

>>21883805
Something doujin immortals reset time end galaxy

Happy Sakuya night /jp/

>>21885266
thanks you happy Sakuya night to anon

>>21885266
>>21888949
Happy Sakuya night!

It's finally here! Happy Sakuya night everyone!

Happy Sakuya night!

Happy Sakuya night~

Happy Sakuya Night /jp/!

Just because her night is over doesn't mean you can ignore her!

But her night isn't over though.
Since it never ended.

>>21896234

>>21896307
Yes, it's a Japanese doll with a fat moon face, and?

>>21895627
Yuuka is a nice painter.

>>21901910
But those aren't sunflowers.

>>21901910
She can certainly be inspiring.

>>21903912
art school can be fun

Even in this scourthing heat, Sakuya still manages to find the most perfect and elegant way to stay cool!

>>21908825
Even an Ice Bath won’t help.
I’ve never seen water evaporate so fast.

>>21909017
Stop exploiting Cirno, kudasai.

Koakuma kunny

>>21910419
Koakuma Kunny
I wonder how ticklish she is

>>21910419

>>21908825
Delicious sweets

>>21911111
Koakuma kunny checked

>>21911111
Holy crap I didn’t even notice that!
Thanks fellow KoaKunny poster!

>>21896234
Time is but a number, a moment.

Bulli the Marisa

>>21918539
No bulli ze smol Marizza!

>>21923019
Fine, no more bulli.

>>21923019
>>21923087

>>21923087
Thanks you!

Your character is all over google. Happy Sakuya!

>>21923087
>>21923118
Cute!

>>21923118
Mari looks so nervous.
Sakuya will make her look so pretty that Marisa will try her hardest to look that cute again.

>>21865777
You say that while posting what is probably one of my edits.

If I could post normally, I would. My answer hasn’t changed from yes at any time.
A Perfect and Elegant Maid of great quality, even though she serves a Vampy-chan.

>>21928424
Why is she dressing her up anyway?

>>21931973
She's the cute little doll she's always wanted.

>>21932092
>cute little doll
But this is Sakuya we're talking about, not Alice

>>21932105
Well, Sakuya prefers her cute little dolls to have "feelings".

>>21932092
I wish I were Sakuya's doll.

>>21931973
Girl stuff. None of us will understand.

>>21932395
What would that be like?

>>21936868
Lots of good timestop distance closing and instant attacking

>>21932092
Marisa coming to Sakuya for advice!
Marisa not knowing what to do so she asks Sakuya who is seemingly an expert at solving issues, looking at Remimi’s seemingly hinderless life in Gensokyo!

How did it come to this!

>>21842717
I like Touhous like I love my beautiful wife Sakuya.
Happy and with a large, genuine, warm smile that makes you smile on sight.

>>21942388
What is this look trying to convey?

>>21946245
That wily, sneaky, cute foxy nature that Sakuya keeps so neatly hidden underneath her usual unconcerning mild-manneredness.

But, now, what is this look trying to convey?

>>21946245
A deep conversation that delves into various things that could work in theory, challenging your intellect as ideas flood in with potential to be groundbreaking if put to the test.

>>21946333
Most likely talking with Remimi or one of the other girls with the intent to make them either rather uncomfortable as their minds are flooded with thoughts or if she’s acting, having them play right into her hands, having made the mistake of getting worked up as she intends them to be. Almost like how she forces you to bomb before facing Remi.

>>21948603
>Almost like how she forces you to bomb before facing Remi.
The first two of her main boss fight spell cards are rather weak though.

Sakuya cunny

>>21953228
Patche kunny

>>21953405
Imagine how warm, soft and moist it would feel.

>>21953709
I’m sure she’s nice. Even if she reads all day, spending quality time with Patche must be pleasant in Gensokyo.

>>21954051
Imagine squishing those puffy cheeks!

>>21954096
What eye color does Sakuya have? She has been depicted with Blue, red and grey/silver.
Personally I like the grey color the most.

>>21954180
Blue is nice

>>21954180
Purplish Gray.
It’s a mix of all three.

>>21954180
Oh, it’s any variant of blue. Sometimes it’s close to beight but deep ocean blue, sometimes it’s close to an grayish blue

>>21954180
Blue for normal/composed, Red for sadistic/getting serious. Her eyes change colors.

>>21955132
Cirno would have to be much older for Sakuya to be Smolkuya.

>>21932230
“Killing Doll”

>>21888949
The lovely Lady!
>>21889154
The happy Lady!
>>21842717
The keeps herself in good shape Lady!

>>21955555
Page 5, harboring 5s

/jp/ has been dead recently.
Where are you faggots

>>21959264
We're still here. Where else would we have gone?

>>21959619
Posting about Super Touhou RPG, trying to slow the board down, shitting in idolshit threads, lurking because of Warosu or dead in a back alley.

>>21959264
I'm out of topics and ideas to get a proper discussion going on in these threads and it didn't help that the banter people messed up the threads for so long.

Clothes swap!

>>21962531
Remi is definitely british
Her outfit gave Sakuya the “Daughter of a British Aristocrat” look.
Remimi is just smol.

>>21962531
Swaphus are pretty
The Eiki/Komachi switch is also nice. I remember one in particular that had Komachi in Eiki’s outfit with Koma-chan rocking her midriff. Spectacular stuff I tell you.

>>21965525
Eiki being offered a makeover from Heca and being too afraid to say no to her boss!

>>21966889
This is the girls only thread.
The homo thread is 13 blocks down.

>>21966971
What about this type of homo?

>>21966971

I love sakuya

>>21969297
I love sakuya too.

>>21969740
We all love sakuya

>>21969102
It’s ok.

>>21972015

>>21966889
Why do they have the same hair and eye color though?
Same human parent but Rinnosuke being the illegitimate one?

Why is Sakuya so submissive to Remilia and lets Remilia walk all over her and even allows Remilia to play her like a fool?

Isn't that kind of pathetic of Sakuya?

>>21975469
It's her fetish

>>21975469
Sakuya serves Remimi but I wouldn’t say she lets her walk all over her.
In defense, more good comes of serving Remi rather than making an enemy of her. There’s a reason why she’s one of the last people in Gensokyo you want to make an enemy of. Not to mention the extent of her abilities, the unpredictability of her person and whether she manipulates the fates of others.
Sakuya may have challenged Remi but she lost, and this is before spellcards. It is also noted that if she chose to, she could change your fate, meaning in theory that even if you chose not to serve her and she wanted you and your ability badly enough, she could very well change your fate to where you do eventually serve under her. There is no real counter against her ability because you will never know if she tampered with it or not. The only other way to avoid this ability, outside of the neigh impossible task of exterminating a vampire outside of danmaku battles as she simply won’t sit down and take it, would be (headcanon) to never meet her or notify her of your existence.

>>21974989
They aren’t related.
There’s no what if.

>>21976170
problem is that there's no mutual respect between the two. Sakuya clearly respects and adores Remi whille Remi doesn't respect or care much about Sakuya.

>>21976696
Same be said for many people. It’s not something new.

>>21976198
It's joke.
>>21981836
Oh shoot.

>>21974989
>Same human parent
I wonder who that might be...

>>21984187
Yes, and Eirinposting is a joke as well.

I want to gather Gensokyo's most beautiful flowers and offer them to Sakyuun.

>>21985794
Eirinposting is a fun, cute and comfy joke.

>>21985820
Why not make a garden of them in seclusion? And set up a few Yukaris for anti Yukkuri and a few predator types and an overseer like Aya/Kimmemaru or a gold pin?

>>21988484
Looked like Orihime for a second.

>>21991294
Outrageous!
Imagine if she [Meiling] was a fully grown man!

>>21992106
Imagine instead if Sakuya was Shotaya!
Me on the left btw

bulli

>>21999807
No bulli

>>22000937
Okey, no bulli

>>22004955
Thank

>>22014396
Koakuma kunny.

>>22016480
Koakuma kunny

I wanna get bullied by Sakuya

>>22022808
Me too. And cuddle with her, afterwards.

>>21996869
Why would one give up on watches
Why must one travel to the ice caps in order to get a decently made watch of exceptional craftsmanship?

>>22028751
For a device for which the only purpose is to tell time, they're needlessly complicated in the modern day.

Sakuya and proto-Sakuya

>>22029917
You literally put one on your arm and walk dude. It’s two steps. Pick it up, put it on your wrist

>>22032101

>>22032101
>>22032677
If only the janny were this cute.

>>22033952

>>22034547
WHOA WHOA

>>22038740
Lightning fast action!
Blink and you’ll miss it!

>>22032101
Be nice please. PC-98hus are still hus

>>22043868
They sure are

>>22047676
I haven’t looked at the numbers but I’m sure they still have some fans, especially if associated with someone else still relevant outside of Reimu, Marisa and such.

>>22048452
It's true that Yumeko may have Sakuya to get paired with. It's just that Sakuya herself is on a downward spiral when it comes to pouplarity, which isn't helping either of them.

>>22048992
Anyonr in the first quarter of windows is on a downward spiral. ZUN just doesn’t use them often.

>>22048992
>Sakuya herself is on a downward spiral
Touhou itself is on a downward spiral. Looked up some of my favorite artists, they've long jumped ship.

>>22033952
/jp/ doesn’t have janitors

Is Remi day June 6th?
What about FlanChan?

What would you do if you could manipulate time /jp/?
Keep in mind you aren’t skilled to do long term stops that allow hax things like stopping it long enough in the middle of a 200 question test to cheat off of someone else

>>22055888
Maybe to wash my dirty dishes so it doesn't take precious time out of my day.
Seriously, having such god-like power is full of endless possibilities I can't even fathom.

Can't help thinking that having a maid who can manipulate time might be a frightening experience, though.

>>22055888
use it to pause in video games where you normally can't pause

>>22056075
Agreed.
I say it would be a little more frightening considering the speculation about Sakuya’s past. For someone like her, it wouldn’t take much for her to kill you in a moments notice.
She’s dangerous but she’s likable once you get to know her outside her many abilities.

the 16th?!?! that's when my first ona arrives and i was going to use it that day. what do i do now?

>>22058869
Something.
Post about fairies or something.
I don’t know. Can you repeat the question?

>>22060618
ok lemme give some detail
>finally decide to order onahole
>shipment tracking suggests package will arrive on the 16th of this month
>see this thread
>Remember to celebrate Sakuya's night in a perfect and elegant manner!
>don't want to spoil the beauty of sakuya on her day by fapping vigorously with my onahole
what do instead?

>>22062603
I commend your efforts but why the greentext? Just write it out.

>what do instead?
Something.
Post about fairies or something.
I don’t know. Can you repeat the question?

>>22062996

>>22063005
Dude, seriously, just do something. Go for a walk if that's your thing.

>>22063005
Masturbate to Sakuya, simple as that

>>22063014
i guess i can ride my motorcycle. i've got hobbies and shit but i just don't have the motivation to do them anymore, i've lost the spark that made me get into them in the first place

>>22063126
do you think she'll be ok with that?

>>22063126

>>22063396
Then do something productive instead

>>22063126

Just fuck the maid already. Pump your semen deep inside her and let her ride the orgasm wave.

>>22067277
>>22067277
Why would I fuck a maid so adorably tired of being alone and abandoned that she would be desperate enough to serve and rape me instead while telling me how my virgin cock belongs inside her and finding my useless struggle to break free cute? Don't be dumb

>>21998430
Lookign for suspicious people

>>22032677
What would Platinum Blonde be.
Yume is a blondie, but Sakyun is silver haired girl.

>>22069367
Is there even a platinum blonde 2hu?

>>22071375
I don’t think so.
In he Toaru series they have a platinum but I don’t know if it was purplish or not and I don’t rely on animated renditions all that much since it can be anywhere from that color to a solid white like white gold.

>>22067555
not to be a snitch or anything but i think you should be keeping an eye on
>>22063126
>>22067277
and >>22067375

>>22075001
Is fucking the maid verboten?

>>22076407
You contribute nothing to the thread.

>>22076880
Neither do you

Sakuya is elegant! ELEGANT!

>>22076407
idk, depends on who you ask, as far as i've seen, i think it is

>>22077613
I feel as thought I’ve seen that bike before. AFAIK, everything is overshadowed by Kawasaki or Ducati in my memory.

>>22076903
She’s a sly slut behind that look

>>22080941
False.
>>21954096
I wonder if Patche would even let you do that.

>>22078879
anon...

>>22081509
Oh yes! The classic phrase that suggests that anon made a stupid comment or overlooked something very important!

>>22081980
Sakuya is such a dork

>>22081980
p-pls tell me you have a larger file version of that......

>>21842802
Get a job

>>22082252
I don’t.

>>22082363
Just reverse search if you want a larger file. It’s used often.

Her breasts have grown

>>22082454
"insert random pad joke here"

>>22082558
*knifed*

>>22082558

She can manipulate time, but I mustn't keep her waiting!

>>22082686
Sniff the Sakuya feets!

>>21981836
Would the letter be in English or Japanese considering both are western girls

>>22085148
gensokyonese

>>22085240
In that case, nobody would survive in Gensokyo

>>22075001
P-Please, Sakuya-san, I'm not someone suspicious. Please do not lock me again in the Scarlet Devil basement to paralyze the time on my arms and feet while getting extensive and laborious use of the rest of my body so you can unwind after an stressful day of work. No, no noooo-

>>22085687
It’s not a sex dungeon you retard.

>>22086589
I'm sorry Sakuya-san I'll stop leaking info so please stop making me leak my semen

>>22087458
It’s not a sex dungeon. End of story.
Your delusions will remain as such you masochist.

>>22087474
Right, right, the term is 'tidy love nest'. I'm still far from disciplined enough

>>22087598
We can see that, seeing how you’re the only one in this thread making posts void of quality.

>>22087636
H-Hai, mistress....

Please don't waste posts in Sakyuun's thread!

>>22082252
I would like to propose another way of looking at the color of Sakuya’s eyes.
They change depending on the time of the month, alternating between about a two month period.
Deep Blue/Ocean Blue the first week with the Blue beginning to show hints of Purple near the end of the second week/beginning of third in that sort of fashion with it continuing onto Red, Gray and so on with the process repeating itself over time.
It would be perfect. You’ll see Sakuya once and then she’s back off into the Mansion, and when you see her again, it might be the same color, or it might be another depending on the amount of time that passes.

>>22087938
The time isn’t definite and can even be stretched to fit within a year as an alternate to the theory about her eyes turning red when stopping time or with it being linked to emotion.

I love my wife Sakuya!

sakuya and her wife

>>22085687
High quality post
>>22089764
Low quality post

I really like this picture of Sakuya

>>22091542
i really like Sakuya

>>22091542
Yeah, I like it too, but this picture is just too awesome.

>>22032677
Ah yes, the prostitutes arrived

>>22091871
I like Sakuya more

My wallpaper is also mine wife

>>22093140
i'm not playing this game

>>22094731
Sounds like a good title but it’s too normal and believable.

Sakuya also has very nice legs

>>22098860
Imagine the smell

>>22098860
Look at that perfect and elegant form. Jeez, is there ANYTHING that this meido doesn't execute flawlessly?

>>22098860
Also, Sakuya is very flexible. I knew some girls were extremely flexible but anyone would have difficulty bending that way.

>>22100966
She's clumsy and inelegant as fuck when it comes to dating and being intimate

>>22100966
this guy draws some fat asses and thighs at least. But have more wan wan sakuya

RIP Sakuya.

>>22103215
fake news
Sakuya is laying on my bed alive and well

>>22103342
False.
>>22103215
Also false

>>22103215
No

>>22108086
Did you guys get to see the red/orange moon?

>>22103342
The correct term you're looking for is "is lying". We use 'lay' when a subject is interacting with an object, while we use 'lie' when the subject is interacting with something himself. Therefore:
"Sakuya (subject) laid me (object) down" would be correct, but not Sakuya "lied me down". In this case
"Sakuya lied down on the sofa" would be correct, but not "laid down". However, "We (subject) laid Sakuya (object) down on the sofa" would be correct.

>>22112058
Is Sakuya a good lay?

>>22114599
She's good at spanking you over her lap

>>22112058
English is such a terrible language

>>22115280
Amazing you mean.
It’s a wonderful language that makes japanese harder to learn!

>>22115280
Sakuya will make you master the English language whether you like it or not! Speaking in an elegant manner is of great necessity!

>>22115300
>>22115327
It's silly how you don't know how word is spelled just by reading it. You need to hear it first yourself because of silent letters and letters that are spelled differently "just because".

>>22115280
Why do you type and speak it then.

>>22114720
Sakuya is the one that goes over the lap...

>>22117828
I want to go over her lap...

>>22117868
I was gonna say post the edit but that is the edit, cleaned up.

Has Sakuya ever done anything to deserve a spanking?

>>22123951
Yes

>>22123988
Now that's what I like to call a correct usage of the spoiler function!

>>22123988
pcb was peak ZUN art

>>22124790
I don't. Spoilered or not ending posting is absolutely haram.

>>22123988
what?

>>22117868
I wanna sniff Marisa’s ass.
Sorry. Forgive me kudasai.

>>22117868
God I wished that were me (Sakuya).

>>22115327
Just think.
If that’s one criteria for be the most perfect and elegant maid, just think about everything else she does. It’s child’s play for her for her to make it look so easy...

>>22131077
I wouldn't be surprised if Sakyuun had a pen name and wrote most, if not all, of Gensokyo's literary classics

>>22131362
Considering Patche has her library, what about her? Do they collaborate on books and ideas?

>>22132924
Dunno, assuming Sakuya would use a pen name and would want to keep her identity a secret, Patchy may have read Sakuya's works without being aware that she authored them. So, Sakuya might use Patchy as a source of unfiltered, direct constructive criticism by just dropping in one of her works in the middle of a conversation.

>>22132924
>>22132965
The real question here is that does Koa write lewd books starring the SDM resident and then publish them secretly through her underground book club?

>>22135159
Not sure but from what is seem from her, Koa is hardly an evil entity, or does so incompetently

>>22136403
>Koa is hardly an evil entity, or does so incompetently
Please no bulli, she tries her best.

>>22138198
K. No bulli

>>22135159
I-I'd read Koa's literary smut.

>>22135159
Unauthorized smut being publicized through secret channels?
Yet another incident!

>>22138413
Even if the plot is really bad, the writing style is archaic and convoluted and the protagonist is a blatant self-insert?

>>22141267
But since it's Koa, the sex scenes would be amazing.

>>22140749
Sakuya being horrified by the atrocious writing and seeking to put an end to it!
Sakuya teaching Koakuma how to write a good story after resolving the incident!

>>22143672
Should be a plot in the next official manga.

>>22143672
Koa blushing, fidgeting and nervously waiting while Sakuya reads her latest work to give constructive criticism and suggestions for improvement!

>>22138198
>>22138367
/jp/ is no bulli zone

>>21842717
Sakuya isn't as elegant as she would like you to believe. She lets out the biggest BRAPS. They are sooooo smelly.

>>22144483
Especially after she's been eating asparagus! It fills the whole SDM! Patchouli just mukyuus faintly and collapses under her desk!

What would Koakuma and Sakuya's collaborative erotic fiction be about?

>>22138413
She seems like the type to write some really disturbing crap despite the harmless front

>>22144709
Sakuya would want to include a long and romantic love story of a young looking vampire and her loyal servant. It would build up slowly and have the truly lewd material only at the end in extremely moderate amounts. Koakuma would just write about an ordinary succubus OL who suddenly goes on lewd adventures. The story would progress as episodes and they'd always conclude with the protagonist getting her kunny pounded by the main male supporting character, who'd change every episode.

>>22147416
D'awwwwww.

>>22147416
I want to use every one of these onaholes while Sakuya watches!

Summer is nearly over
Hopefully you made memories of this insane weather

>>22147416
Cute and elegant fairies. Good job to Sakyuun.

>>22147416
I want the one who is blowing her spoon because she can't handle the hotness of the soup.
She looks like a cute little polite fairy, perfect for an onahole.

>>22147449
>>22148413
Sakuya will not tolerate hurting the fairies. She'll castrate perverts like you with her knives if you try to lewd them.

>>22148449
I don’t think you’d make it to Sakuya if your intentions are to harm fairies.

>>22146915
Aside from romantic stories, I feel like Sakuya would have a thing for 'rags to riches' stories

>>22148449
Won't Sakuya wait until I've finished with all of them, then turned to her and explained myself, just to make sure she didn't mistake my intentions?

>>22149478
>>22149291
Approaching the SDM means death.
Chances are Meiling will more than likely tell you to piss off and that’s putting it nicely.

>>22148449
I will call her back about the fact that she has the big gay for Remilia!
She's worse than I am given she just wants that vampire cunny all by herself!

>>22147509
too bad

>>22149895
She's not a big gay, she's just a Remisexual!

>>22147509
But anon, now we get to see those sweater puppies during the fall!
>>22156825
Oh!

>>22157074
That’s one of my favorite images.
It keeps reminding me of Christmas and how you can only get chocolate bunnies in February.

>>22048992
>Sakuya herself is on a downward spiral when it comes to pouplarity
>still get tons of fan appreciation and artwork
>has arguably the best games in 2hu fandom or even the whole doujin scene still continues to get more
>easily dominates random twitter polls gets hundreds of likes
>thread alone has nearly 150 unique posters more than twice as much as the fat titty thread
Afraid someone's got some bad news to report back to their hikki-hime and reptilian miko.

>>22160277
Please don't abuse the quoting function on Sakuya's thread.

>>22160277
Don’t do that again please.
All of that could have just been a short paragraph.

I guess I should end it shouldn't I.
Thanks for coming to visit Sakuya's Thread everyone! Until we meet again!

Time to say goodbye to the Sakyuun thread. Goodbye, Sakuya! Please have a wonderful day!

>>22160277
Too green

>>22140749
Would Youkai be the massive market based around smut? They eat humans so it's not far off to believe.

Having to part ways now, I just don't think I can bear it. Remember to always keep loving Sakuya and may the next thread go on even stronger!
Til then, see you anons.