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21896592 No.21896592 [Reply] [Original]

How much money do I have to pay to get one of you fucks to roleplay as Remilia for me?

>> No.21896653 [DELETED] 

>>21896592
Kill yourself out of /jp/, please.

>> No.21896776

I heard people on /lgbt/ do it for free. You might want to go there instead.

>> No.21897018

>>21896592
2 dollars

>> No.21897418

>>21897018
Okay anon, I'll wire it to ya when I get an email.

>> No.21897419

her feet scent will kill you

>> No.21897438
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>>21897419
Anon I'm pretty fucked in the head but can you don't?

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>>21897438
>no pedicure for centuries
>knows her feet stink and uses them to bully m*rtal lungs

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>>21897444
Anon she can bathe herself.

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>>21897471
She doesn't want to. Remi wants to infect all mortal villages with her poisonous foot scent.

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>>21897480
I would force her to bathe.

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>>21897501
And how do you plan on getting close to her when she is barefoot?

toxic stink

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>>21897508
I trained for a long time to not breathe.
if I die, I die.

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>>21897522
Remi wonders why you mortals wouldn't want to inhale such a lovely smell.

All the plants outside the mansion died because of the scent. Imagine the remi biting you so you can rub her cute feet forever!

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>>21897533
I mean if it meant hanging out with her, why not.

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>>21897542
Remi grabbed my nose with her feet and made me sniff deeply so am dead. At least her smell doesn't hurt to breathe now

Also vampires girls make wine with their smelly feet.

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>>21897551
I'd just want to talk to her.

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>>21897573
You wouldn't drink her vampire feet wine?

>> No.21897582

>>21897579
One glass.
I don't like drinking.

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>>21897582
>no remi to bite me and force to me be a mindless puppet of her feet

my insides would probably melt instantly

>> No.21897593

>>21897590
Why do you want your insides to melt, anon?

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>>21897593
That's what happens when someone takes a nice deep breath between remi's toes.

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>>21897601
You're weird, man.

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>>21897602
toouhu made me a footfag

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>>21897609
I mean, at least you like the best girl.

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>>21897611
How is the sakuya still alive? Doesn't she know that breathing in remi feet stink as a m*rtal is as bad as poison gas?

>> No.21897631

>>21897619
Comes with the job.

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>>21897631
imagine the smell after a long day of cleaning the mansion.

>> No.21898001

I can dress as her for $150

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>>21898001
i'd do it for free

>> No.21898113

>>21898072
was that wine made with cute vampire girl feet?

>> No.21898156

>>21896592

100 dollars

>> No.21902499

>>21896592
Only if you rp as Sakuya.

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>> No.21906057

>>21896592
Unironically try /trash/, there's threads there based around rp.

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