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*Cutest

I want to fuck Flan-chan on Remilia's bed and leave the sheets all dirty with sweat, cunny juices and semen!

>>21691076
Pumping my sweaty kimo-ota cock inside flan-chan's slippery hairless pussy!

>>21691076
grab her developing tetas and mate the fuck out of her without a condom and breed an army of vampires for the next war!

Flandre has huge breasts.

Have you enjoyed her Reverse game yet? She's always ready to spend some time with a new prey!

Flan is definitely for fuck

>>21692768
great expression, too bad the ear ruins the pic

>>21693905
pointy ears are great

Reminder that she would torture you for weeks and let you die just because of boredom

>>21694255
i can say with utmost confidency that i would not mind to get tortured to death by a cute little girl

i want her to mentally and physically break me, bring me to the edge of insanity and fill me with more sexual frustration than i've ever had before

but i would prefer to just do the classic good old creampie and mating press with her instead, but beggars cant be choosers i guess

>>21694232
Knife ears are disgusting

my first 2hu

>>21691076
more like most unattractive one

I just want to smell her centuries old panties!
Ah, what I wouldn't do to smell such elegant scent!

>>21692681
I wonder what that white stuff is

>>21695696
She was many men's first.

What went wrong with her upbringing?

>>21703538
Nothing. She just isn’t well understood and Aya commented on her not speaking well.

>>21691076
Artists that make hagflan and Remi know nothing of genetics.
Remimi, assuming her hair is naturally blue would lead to Flan, her sister, growing up to having ansimilar hair color.
Saying your hair will stay a consistent golden blonde is delusional unless you are very strict in who hasba child with who. At best, Flan will have a less intense color of blonde and possibly something else that will have hair appear a different color.

>>21705211
Maybe Flan's daddy made Flan with another woman!

Aah I wanna nibble on Flan's soft ears!

>>21700357
I want to wash Flandre's wing jewel things! Seriously, that looks oddly satisfying.

>>21705923
I want Flan to wash my family jewels when we take a bath and squeeze them whenever there's a decision to make to force me to agree with her.

>>21694625
Heretic.
Are you saying that elf girls are disgusting? Knife ears are as good as normal ears.

>>21705211
My hair is brown
My brother's is blonde

>>21705211
Just enjoy the sweet cunny and budding titties.

Me on top

>>21704167
Yup. Girl just needs some more social interaction and companionship, that's all.

>>21709025
and lots of semen in womb

Flan-chan is too lewd.

>>21700357
I bet her butt crack smells just like the crack of a normal human lolee.

She's pathetic!

>>21691902
>ywn see her cagando and grab her tetas from behind

I want to exterminate the juden!

flan is not for lewd >:(

>>21694371
>>21705943
>>21709025
*cough cough* put your back on you dumbpire! No wonder this board is getting infected with your 5 century no wash stink!

5 centuries without a single wash!

Every mans forbidden fruit

Imagine drinking wine made with cute, smelly, pale vampire feet that haven't been washed in decades

>>21717384
Imagine the taste.

>>21718234
terrible stink!

I want to marry the Remi's belly!

>>21720159
How do their foot stinks compare with each other? I've always imagined that Flan's scent would be more mature and developed and Remi's more childish and undeveloped.

>>21720529
Both are dangerously smelly! Just breathing around remi or flan when they are barefoot is toxic! Remi likes to bully mortals by dipping her toes in their clean rivers, so they have to drink polluted foot water to live! Flan likes to bite the villagers and make them her feet slaves for a couple centuries, just so their minds are disintegrated by the inhumane scent!

>>21720543
I want Flan to make me her feet slave and do fun stuff with her, like taking her to Pachudonald's for burgers.

>>21720549
RIP lungs.
>come on, deeps breaths mortal. I just clipped my toenails in the 1800s!

>>21720560
I want to give a pedicure for her feet and sniff her between her legs when she's distracted.

>>21720573
I would gladly give flan a pedicure but not the remi. Remi knows her feet stink and uses them to bully mortal lungs!

I would need to not breathe around Flan's feet though...

>>21720579
Wearing a gas mask whenever Remi's around would be a small price to pay if it meant I could live with Flan. Imagine washing and massaging her cute feet.

>>21720585
I want Flan or Remi to bite me and make me like them! Then I could be with them forever and live a meaningless existence with no purpose but to sniff and rub cute, pale, biohazardous vampire girl feet! Sure my insides would liquify from the scent but vampires don't feel pain!

>>21691076
Anyone else feel like Flan looks more like the older sister?

Or is that a common opinion that I'm too much of a newfag to pick up on

>>21726885
Remi is a failure at being the onee-chan. She should be reduced to the role of the imouto and Flan put in charge of her.

Remi is for serving.
Flandre is for using her cunt to drain semen and nothing else.

>>21726885
Depends on what kinda stuff you've been consuming.

>>21726926
How do I make my blood and semen more tasty for her?

>>21732785
Don't quote me on this, but pineapples can do wonder for your semen.

>>21720579
cover up little lady!

>>21739805
Her feets are already covered in feet-tasting chocolate.

Flan's fresh cream pies!

>>21742828
She ate them all before I had a chance to try one.

Her lewdness is a great nightmare

>>21742860
SHE'S FAT

>>21742828
What kind of cream is it?

blondes just do it better, sorry remi~~

>>21742944
Aah~, Flan-chan's tummy!!!
prprprpr

I want to start dating Remilia just so I can get closer to Flan-chan!

Nothing beats Flan teasing you for a long time with her feet and probing your ass before pushing you down and lowering her hips on top of you just before you explode, taking it all inside of her and begging for mercy because she's been a bad girl.

>>21691076
Do not lewd loli vampires, you silly man

>>21703538
Remi is a bad sister. She didn't teach her imouto in the needs of wearing panties

Vampire lolis with white thights

>>21743964
flan but the crystals on her wings are multicolored condoms full of the cum of her victims

As much as I'd like to live at the size of a tiny bug inside of Flan's shoes, I'd much rather die inside of Flan's shoes. You feel me?

>>21744081
>You feel me?
No, and I think you should leave.

>>21743964
Remi and Flan do not believe that there is any such need, and I agree with them.

Throwing talismans at little Flan

Day of the rope soon, smellfags

>vampire loli chads fighting

>>21751263
More like day of the wash

Loli is going to drive me to my death one day

>>21745887
Why are those white stink clouds around their butts?

>>21758761
Loli is both a blessing and a curse

>>21758808
I'm proud to be a lolicon.

>>21759069
Sounds right.

>>21759130
>that part where he mating presses Remi's throat
muh

>>21759130
Not quite!

>>21758381
imagine the flan dipping her toes in a bath and it turns into a swamp

>>21763100
Imagine drinking that water

>>21764649
RIP insides.

Also the flan doesn't need that gun. Her feet smell is far deadlier and has longer reach.

>>21764649
Would do in a heartbeat

I want to mating press Flan-chan with all my bodyweight so bad

>>21776595
It's not Flan's fault her feet smell no matter what! She put them in a lake earlier and all the water went green!

>>21706031
Elves? More like burnable trash. Knife ears should be lopped off.

Flan-flan!

I want stinkfags to go

>>21785360
5 centuries without a wash!!!!!!!!!

>>21766637
wait a second this image is just >>21694371

Flan is a thot

>>21791765
go back

>>21791288
yep

Flan-chan is an onahole

>>21796318
An onahole with fangs and a taste for human blood?

>>21796634
Wouldn't affect her duties as an onahole in any way!

>>21759130
>>21759408
Source please for the love of all that is holy

>>21796318
She's yours and only Flunny onahole!

>>21691214
And funniest.

>>21800211
and smelliest

>>21800215
I want to feed her my semen.

>>21800233
Her feet smell would kill you.

>>21797555
Here. It impresses me that you don't know about our Lord and Savior.

>>21800236
I'd feed her my zombie semen, then.

It's summer Flan get your swimsuit.

>>21800441
put those 5 century unwashed feet away before some poor mortals suffocate

>>21800463
Flan doesn't care

>>21800473
I'll try not to breathe around the flan.

She knows her feet stink is a poison as uses it to bully mortal lungs! Vampires can sniff all they want though.

What do vampire farts smell like? Do they even have anuses?

>>21800649
Probably old fish and blood.

Would let the flan fart in my closet and soil (enhance) all my clothes with her smell. She can also rub her feet on them.

>>21800649
hmmm let me ask first

>>21691214
I want flan to pout at my pathetic chess performance!

>>21800649

Unholy ass (__)

>>21699753
my NEET semen!

Flan-flan!

>>21807425
I want Flan to beat me at chess and humiliate me by constantly reminding me of the fact that I lost to a little girl!

Flan chan with latex

>>21825965
Aah~ I want to mating press her with my full weight!

I want to run a mating press train on Flan-chan with all my /jp/ bros!!!

>>21743964
this is the lewdest picture ive ever seen in my life

>>21826774
Calm down anon

>>21826774
Restrain yourself

>>21827807
flan is the only good soft present you would get at christmas

or halloween i guess

I love this thread you man of culture anon

>>21800649
Blood has an extreme concentration of protein so very rancid, and they'd fart often.

A gift

nsfw
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=75563599

>>21833007
Flan can hold back no more.

>>21833007
from HEAVEN

Will Flan ever make a comeback? Or is she doomed to obscurity?

>>21691076
Why is a fan favorite character completely ignored by ZUN for like a decade?

>>21726885
It's how I feel too. I like Flan as slightly taller than Remilia and (a little) more voluptuous as well, though to be fair I like full on flanppai too.

>>21833040
I want to lick their cunnies until they pee all over my face!

>>21855579
Ah, a fellow degenerate.

>>21855729
Wanting to lick cunnies and be showered with loli pee is completely normal.

>>21855738
one of the most healthy heterosexual activities.

>>21855738
Are you me?

Flan-flan!

>>21867029
I want to FUCK ideolo and spread his artstyle around like it was aids

>>21726885
anon, is not unussual that the younger seems older that the actual older

Flan's
Navel

Flan's only weakness.

>>21878127
For extra hard pomf=3

>>21751263
＊ＦＥＥＴＦＡＧＳ

>>21785360
＊ＦＩＬＴＨＦＡＧＳ

>>21878127
Excuse me miss, but your headwear is not part of our cheerleader dress code, you will need to take it off. And please put some panties on, we talked about this.

>>21878813
The hat stays on, faggot.

And the undies stay off.

One can only guess just how soft her thighs must feel.

Also I really like her hair. It must be fairly long with that side ponytail.

>>21691076
Worst vampire

>>21880843
Pic related?

>>21881258
Pic absolutely unrelated

>>21880843
>>21881258
Simpletons. A real man enjoys both sisters at the same time.

>>21881563
Which one is the tightest?

>>21881563
a real man enjoys both sisters and their holes at the same time

>>21882672
A real man fornicates one sister while having her pee on the face of another!

>>21882672
>>21883263

A real man has them both pee on him while he pees on them, and also fornicates them both at the same time because his dick is so big it goes in one of them and comes out into the other

>>21881563
Enjoy both but one is still my favorite.

>>21881590
Flandre, but don't tell Remi or you'll destroy her self-esteem

>>21881563
>>21882672
>>21883263
>>21883799
A real man forgets Remi's birthday, but always remembers Flan's.
A real man tells Remi that he's too tired to play, only to sneak off and play with Flan instead.
A real man often ignores texts from Remi and gives her one word replies in person and online, while hanging on every word that comes out of Flan's mouth and never waiting longer than a minute to reply to her texts.
A real man always splits the bill with Remi and keeps track of how much she owes him, but always pays for dates with Flan and lets her borrow money without paying him back.
A real man pretends to have a headache when Remi is in the mood, but practically jumps out of his clothes whether he's sick or healthy if Flan so much as give him a particular look.
A real man yells out Flan's name while pomfing Remi.

Alriiiiiiight, fffiiiiiine, here, I'll pop your cherry like you so desired. You begged me so hard and groveled so much after all.

>>21889744
Flan-chan hates virgins and think they are all disgusting losers!

>>21891864
more likely that she want thick neet virgin semen same way like vampires like virgin blood

>>21891864
What kind of men does Flandre like?

>>21891989
That only goes for the blood of virgin females.

>>21892084
in case of male vampires but i thought it turns other way around with female vamires

>>21892115
Virgin women are sought after by men, that's why male vampires desire them particularly. They are males after all. Virgin men aren't desired by women, so it's unlikely that a female vampire would desire them either.

>>21892168
why it so, if it is. i doubt that female vampires wont have appetite.
but then again it depends which kind of universe/canon we are refering to

>>21892168
i really REALLY hate people like you that has to prove a dumb point in a good loli thread

shut the fuck up

>>21892491
This isn't a loli thread. This is a Flan thread.

>>21892168
>Virgin women are sought after by men
No, I desire slutty underage looking girls. Virgin cunnies take too much time to loosen up. I rather take one that's already broken in and make her feel like it's her first time the first time we fuck.

>>21892769
Flan has it in her to act slutty, but Remi might be too embarrassed to do so.

>>21892802
MUH

>>21892026
Anyone who has a working dick. Small dick, big dick, virgin dick - it doesn't matter! As long as it can go spurt-spurt right into her womb it will be enough! Because she loves every dick equally, no segregation, no separation, just the world of wonderful semen addiction!
>>21892168
Some oneesan's love the innocence and awkward reactions, it's just that irresistible for them. So don't lump them all together.

>>21892802
>>21892802
>>21892802
>>21892802

>>21892769
If Flan is a virgin, I'll do you a favor and fuck her several times before handing her over to you.

>>21892877
Better than dealing with a bleeding, prolapsed/ruptured cunny. I've ripped loli onaholes in half on the first thrust.

>>21892922
Glad to help, dude. If you want, I can even leave my semen inside her so it's easier to go inside.

>>21892922
You should try fucking fairies. They love that stuff.

>>21893017
For anal mate press.

>>21892944
Sure, I love sloppy seconds. God made our dicks with this peculiar shape in mind so that we would scrape another man's semen out of girl's hole after all!

>>21893119
Humans evolved so we desire younger females and females can bare young at a young age. Think about that.

>>21893148
I already thing about young girls all the time.

>>21892769
>An error has occurred.
>User has left pixiv or the user ID does not exist.

>>21705211
They're magical vampires, anon.

Isn't this just a loli thread in disguise?

>>21898181
ssshhhhhhhh

>>21898181
no it's a flan thread

Smelly

>>21889576
A real men fucks Flan on Remi's bed and doesn't change the sheets!

>>21889576
A real man fucks Flan on Remi's bed and doesn't change the sheets!

>>21691076
I usually don't want to fuck flandre but that's a nice tummy

cunny

Flan is determined to fuck the life out of you.