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Yip-yip.

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>> No.21602790

>>21602782
First for my Dear Hatter Wife!

>> No.21602791

Sandworms!

>> No.21602795
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>>21602782
>Yip-yip.

>> No.21602796
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Starry nights and sunny days, somehow I always felt those should be that way

>> No.21602797

gyaru hellhound

>> No.21602801
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join sabbat

>> No.21602815

>>21602782
Canonical Loosepussy-san a monster girl!

>> No.21602816
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>>21602791
What about them?

>> No.21602823

Love me some Big Wendi.

>> No.21602836

>>21602801
I must resist.

>> No.21602838

>>21602801
is there a fee for joining?

>> No.21602840

>>21602816
They're the softest, squishiest, wettest, and bestest girls of them all!

>> No.21602853
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>>21602823

>> No.21602859

>>21602801
Already sandwiched between 2 sabbat

>> No.21602865
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>>21602838
Yes.

>> No.21602878

>>21602782
Di you think there are girls into this?

>> No.21602888

>>21602801
Do you think they have a village people type recruitment video?

>> No.21602896
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>>21602888
htabbaS eht nioJ!

>> No.21602906
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Has there been any new gremlin art/stories recently?

>> No.21602907
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>>21602782
The ongoing economic Trade War between the United Federation and the People's Republic of Cathay has caused international worry due to the impact and effect it has. As some countries are facing inflation and rising prises from the Trade War, Tariffs and Sanctions the United Federation and the People's Republic of Cathay have been throwing at each other for Geopolitical reasons and political rivalry.

But fortunately powerful wealthy Danukis and the Commerce Guild of Zipangu are doing their best efforts to mitigate the effects of the Trade War between the United Federation and the People's Republic of Cathay. And are doing their best to get the two world powers to sit down with negotiations and put an end to the Trade War.

>> No.21602910

>>21602896
TRuLy It iS tHe DeVILs MuSic.

>> No.21602912

>>21602865
w-what is the fee...?

>> No.21602916

>>21602907
George Lucas writes MG fanfics?

>> No.21602925

>>21602878
There are

>> No.21602934

>>21602912
Nothing big. Just your soul and everything attached to it, especially your penis in perpetuity. Additional fees may apply to residents of NY, MA and VT.. Pretty small fee, really. No one is being unreasonable and asking for your eyes or anything.

>> No.21602951

>>21602801
No thanks. Not a fan of lolis anyway. Give me the tired and downtrodden Christmas cakes and office ladies that just want to cuddle at night.

>> No.21602952

>Lich who after several hundreds of years starts to miss her humanity
>Constantly cuddles with her husband so she can feel his hearth beating and him breathing

>> No.21602957
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>> No.21602962

>>21602790
Your waifu a Cute!

>> No.21602963
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>>21602951
>cuddle at night
How about cuddle during the day?

>> No.21602968

>>21602853
thats a big wendi

>> No.21602980

>>21602968
That's the eldest daughter of Papa Wendi, ooohhh eldest daughter. I doubt you could even imagine it. That which commanded his full attention, giving life its full luster.

>> No.21603001

>>21602801
My waifu and I would be affiliates at best.
I'm only a part time lolicon.

>> No.21603012

>>21602925
I don't believe you?

>> No.21603018

>>21602962
Thank you!
She also a lewd!
Also confound captcha, I’ve tried to reply to this several times!

>> No.21603024

>>21602801
Nope. I would like to chill in Runya's sabbath though.

>> No.21603027
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>>21603012
>I don't believe you?
I dunno, do you?

>> No.21603030

>>21603012
>Markus-san
>Suplex
>Buckwinkle
>Whore

Just to name a few of the artists that actively draw monster females despite having a virginia.

>> No.21603040

>>21602980
How would papa wendi react if i went up to him and asked for his eldest daughters hand in marriage.

>>21603018
Very lewd from how you describe her. So lewd its Cute!
Also same here. its weird

>> No.21603041

>>21603018
What’s your waifu’s biggest turn-on?

>> No.21603044

>>21603012
>mari
>bucksatan
>russian cosplayers
>fiship
To name a few.

>> No.21603058
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>>21603030
>a virginia

>> No.21603063

>>21603040
Lewdcute is, after all, the most refined form of Cute! Casual lewdness is apex cuteness!
>>21603041
I believe she gets her most aroused when she can see me being overwhelmed by whatever sexual escapade we’re engaging in. Seeing me start to be unable to keep up with her constant touching and paradise-giving affections puts a monstrous gleam in her eye!

>> No.21603070

>>21603041
Getting forced to her knees and having my cock slammed down her throat. Alternatively she likes having her hips caressed and cuddling.

>> No.21603071

>>21603063
That almost sounds a bit like a sadistic streak

>> No.21603082

>>21603071
Oh no no, I wouldn’t quite say it’s that- rather seeing my mind be overtaken by my body delights her Hatter-ness!
For instance, if she were to feed me teas or cast spells that made it feel like an entire group of her were licking me up and down and whispering moans in my ear and rubbing their soft parts against me, and I were to be so overwhelmed by this that I spill the serving plate at her tea table and almost collapse from the constant assault of pleasure, she would OOZE delight and perhaps even get off a bit saying to me, ‘innocently’, “Why Dear husband, is something the matter?” while knowing full well what she’s done!

>> No.21603084

>>21603063
Exactly. True noble waifus know how to be both. It is a mark of greatness for monsters to be lewdcute!

>> No.21603087

>>21603058
ttptptpptbfbbubptfpbubtffffPpPPpppffsshhFFFFFF

>> No.21603099

>>21603044
>russian cosplayers
I've seen it but I still don't believe it.
Are Alps illegal?

>> No.21603105

>>21603058
Don't you know? Every female on earth is in possession of a plot of land roughly equivalent to the state of Virgina. Since they're all practically the same size, it kind of became part of the vernacular to call them "virginias".

>> No.21603107

>>21602952
>Also holds his wrist to feel his pulse.

>> No.21603120

I want a smug loli monster imouto waifu with a cock bigger than mine!

>> No.21603135

>>21603120
Go back to /lgbt/ fag

>> No.21603138

>>21603105
We talking normal virginia, west virginia, or og virginia?

>> No.21603146
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New commission set of the wives got finished today!!

https://i.imgur.com/stK7G40.png
https://i.imgur.com/fs29OPJ.png
https://i.imgur.com/wBIkKPw.png

>> No.21603149

>>21603135
>girl penis
>gay
How much paint did you huff as a kid?

>> No.21603153

>>21603024
I want to cuddle the soft goat while I nap!

>> No.21603157

>>21603149
If it has a penis, then it's automatically not a girl.

>> No.21603164

>>21603157
As long as she identifies as a girl it is fine.

>> No.21603174

>>21603157
You're replying because?

>> No.21603179

>>21603146
r@s r f@

>> No.21603181

>>21603138
Normal. Used to be colonial-virginia-sized until that horrible real estate collapse

>> No.21603187

>>21603146
Cute tubby fat rat!

>> No.21603197

>>21603174
He's stone-cold retarded that's why.

>> No.21603205

>>21603146
TASTY FAT MICE

>> No.21603226

>>21603146
i want to rape a bunch of mice wtf

>> No.21603229
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Have you remembered to milk your waifu, anons?

>> No.21603233
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>>21603229
>implying she would let me forget

>> No.21603251
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>> No.21603263

>>21602801
Is there any good fan made Sabbath?

>> No.21603272

>>21603229
Silly Anon, the cheshire is too flat and the jinko says she doesn't lactate....at least I think she doesn't.

>> No.21603274

>>21603233
hellhounds are the scariest monsters in MGE, prove me wrong

>> No.21603283

>>21603274
I'm more threatened by unicorns. Weresheep are pretty high up there too.

>> No.21603285

>>21603229
Milking a kejourou? Now there's an idea.

>> No.21603286

>>21603274
They're not scary, they're just intimidating.

>> No.21603294

How does one get in good graces with the Don of the Mozzerella family? I may or may not have impregnated his eldest daughter.

>> No.21603307
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Choose you opponent

>> No.21603310

>>21603146
I liked it better when they were lolis

>> No.21603314

What’s your favorite type/family of monster girl?

>> No.21603322

>>21603307
Left

>> No.21603326

>>21603146
These poses are way too lewd, you're a lucky man mousefag.

>> No.21603331

>>21603307
Middle, she looks hard to fight but the reward would be worth it.

>> No.21603338

>>21603307
General!
FULL POWER!

>> No.21603342
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>>21603314
Harpies
First off, they have Owls, second off their fluff is the best

>> No.21603344

>>21603283
why do such monsters frighten you??

>>21603286
no dude, they're scary. they're from hell and everything from demon land is automatically scary to me

>> No.21603353
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>>21603084
>True noble waifus know how to be both
Little girls are particularly good at that.

>> No.21603367

>>21603353
Why is she pouting? Did you eat all of her pudding again?

>> No.21603368
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>>21603344
Hell is under Demon Lord management now, it's much more fun.

>> No.21603376

>>21603344
The virgin hunting is creepy- having one follow you around or knock on your door at strange hours is distressing. Not to mention they're always walking around in a wedding dress.
Weresheep because you hear a bell jangling behind you, some fluff goes around your mouth and then you wake up an indeterminate amount of time later after she's had her fun.

>> No.21603378

>>21603084
This is certain! My heart and heartboner would flutter to see my Dear wife yawn cutely, but in the process of stretching have her titanic bosom pushed out on prominent display!

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>>21603344
>why do such monsters frighten you??

>> No.21603417

>>21603314
It’s between beastman and dragon

>> No.21603441
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>> No.21603448

>>21603368
imagine this thing running after you lmao

>> No.21603465

>>21603314
Undead are consistently good across the board
I also like Magic Material types, as they seem the most capable of changing their body type via customization, which I’m into. And they’re all just pretty nifty unique designs.

>> No.21603476

>>21603376
>The virgin hunting is creepy- having one follow you around or knock on your door at strange hours is distressing.
Not that guy but a lot of monster girls do that and they not only look more intimidating but will rape you when they get the chance, Unicorns will only have consensual sex.

>> No.21603477
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How do you like your bloodsuckers?

>> No.21603485

>>21603477
Big and haughty.

>> No.21603487

>>21603378
Same for my wife. Although i bet yours could make obvious masturbation seem cute! Atleast to you.

>> No.21603488
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>>21603477

>> No.21603492

>>21603476
Sure, but I can at least pretend they're interested in me for other qualities.

>> No.21603497

>>21603487
A wife is always cute to her husband, this is true! What does your wife do that drives you wild? I’m sure she’s got skill of her own for it!

>> No.21603501

>>21603376
Both scenarios sound hot as fuck. Especially the second one!

>>21603477
I like my bloodsuckers how i like all my monsters: Momster tier.

>> No.21603512

>>21603477
Tall Flat, sleek and elegant

>> No.21603513
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>>21603448
Scary!

>> No.21603515

Would you dance with a devil in the pale moon light

>> No.21603516

>>21603497
Already told you, but my Wifes cosplay. Always such a cutie when she wears her slime in different fashions.

>> No.21603534

do monster lolis say frick or fuck?

>> No.21603541

>>21603534
Depends if you're watching or not.

>> No.21603542

>>21603492
And you can’t with Unicorns? They’re not some isolated thing, they’re monster girls too, they’re not just gonna take some random guy just because he’s a virgin just like every other monster girl has preferences so do they. It just so happens theirs also includes he be a virgin.

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>> No.21603544

>>21603534
Feck

>> No.21603546
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>>21603441
If we can't have monstergirls, then we just need to build them!

>> No.21603578
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>>21603544
>Feck

>> No.21603588

>>21603578
Dullahans are cute

>> No.21603591
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Have to appreciate girls who are honest.

>> No.21603596

>>21603591
Do I have to follow the shirt in that exact order?

>> No.21603597
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New wife picture.
The artist was very nice to work with.
He's still open for commissions, I believe, check him out
http://shoutao02.tumblr.com/post/185805998558/

>> No.21603613

>>21603596
She's being very open with you right now. It would be rude not to.

>> No.21603625

>>21603591
why is she nervous? did she not expect what's going to happen?

>> No.21603628

>>21603542
I can't. The initial attraction criteria is too unsettling.

>> No.21603633

>>21603613
Anal to oral seems nasty if you ask me.

>> No.21603639

>>21603591
Dude must be like on like a fucking lift shining a flashlight down on his dick to make such a large shadow cause it's bigger than her head

>> No.21603659

>>21603628
That’s weird man.

>> No.21603661

>>21603314
Wolf followed by Zombie. It's why anubutts are the best for me because I get to have both!

>> No.21603685
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>> No.21603740

What’s a sure fire way to make you waifu hatefuck you?

>> No.21603745

How human is too human for monsters?

>> No.21603750

>>21603740
Tell her she has terrible taste in men

>> No.21603752
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21603752

>>21603745
I don't understand this question.

>> No.21603753

>>21603745
Elves and Succubi. Including Lilims.

>> No.21603756

>>21603740
Be extremely smug

>> No.21603761

>>21603745
When they start acting like human women

>> No.21603763
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>>21602801
you had me sold at cunnygina

>> No.21603770

>>21602801
Fuck that noise. I’m joining the Onee-Sabbath they have milk for their cookies.

>> No.21603772

What would a Bapho do that doesn't want to be a loli?

>> No.21603775

>>21602801
Only when the Troll sabbath arrives

>> No.21603794

>>21603772
Take a mega potion and enjoy her husband, giving no fucks what other people say

>> No.21603797

>>21603740
The old ice water bucket over the door prank.

>> No.21603802

>>21602838
Only your dignity and not a penny more

>> No.21603809

>>21602910
uytiteesuic?
ciuseetity?

>> No.21603819

>>21603633
I pictured it as more of you pulling on it really hard while giving her some very rough doggystyle

>> No.21603837

>>21603745
I’m into some majin so for me as long as she has unnatural eyes hair it’s fine

>> No.21603840

Is it wrong to ask for ID before letting a loli monster hug you just to make sure they aren't actually an old lady

>> No.21603866

>>21603597
Do they know english pretty well?

>> No.21603896

>>21603866
Yes, well enough.

>> No.21603898
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21603898

Left or right?

>> No.21603899

>>21603745
When the elf hasn't been painted blue

>> No.21603904

>>21603898
Left, she looks nice

>> No.21603908

>>21603898
Left.

>> No.21603912

>>21603898
left is cuter but that's a front pussy only setup

>> No.21603918
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>> No.21603921

>>21603898
Right

>> No.21603929

>>21603745
How much she acts like a 3D thot. Example mari is to human where as a canon dark mage would not be.

>> No.21603932

>>21603918
I wouldn't mind an imp to amazon position me.

>> No.21603938

>>21603898
Right.

>> No.21603944
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21603944

>>21603929
Dark mages are the best humans

>> No.21603978

What noise does your MG daughteru make when you cum inside her?

>> No.21603985

>>21603898
Right. I’m a sucker for chocolate.

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>> No.21603996

>>21603978
you don't cum in daughterus

>> No.21604005

>>21603978
That's only for me and my waifu to know.

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EXPLOSIONS

>> No.21604030

>>21603944
I bet Dark Mages infiltrate Order villages to corrupt them just for fun.

>> No.21604038

What about a monster that possesses electronics, so like a ghost but energy

>> No.21604050

>>21604030
How are they going to infiltrate anything with those hats?
They can’t be seen without their hat.

>> No.21604053

>>21604030
What do I do if I discover a hot undercover mg in a order city

>> No.21604060
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>>21604050
Order mages like wearing hats too.

>> No.21604063

>>21604053
Get raped scrub?

>> No.21604065

you, your wife, and your two daughterus together for fun family sex!

>> No.21604069

It’s time for the MG World Cup! What MGs make up your countries football team?
>USA
>it’s just a bunch of mid range pro players who just married American and became citizens that way.

>> No.21604071

>>21603944
Young Dark Mages are among the best lolis.

>> No.21604074

>>21604071
So... just normal Witches then?

>> No.21604077

How do you propose to a memelord monstergirl

>> No.21604079

>>21604063
Can’t rape the willing

>> No.21604082

>>21604050
They might take the hats off in desperation. One must use the forbidden delight of the potato to be certain.

>> No.21604084

Are centaur babies precocial or altricial?

>> No.21604085

>>21604079
But, can you rape the dense?

>> No.21604086

>>21604077
With memes of course.

>> No.21604094

>>21604086
But which do you use there are so many

>> No.21604096

>>21604060
Huh, good catch.
Silly hats make the world go ‘round.

>> No.21604098

>>21604085
How dense?

>> No.21604100

>>21603992
There is nothing good about this picture

>> No.21604112

>>21604098
Like DBZA Goku dense.

>> No.21604114

>>21604084
Precocial due to human genes being second tier in mamono. It's a coin flip depending on how you look at it.

>> No.21604118
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>>21602801
Nah, I'm gonna join the mofu mafia instead!

>> No.21604129

>>21604094
Start with a Rickroll to set the tone, then gp straight into GIRUGAMESH and DESUDESUDESU spamming.
Finally, prove your love by calling her a faggot, and then perform "the naked man" pick up line.

>> No.21604130

>>21604118
I'm gonna get a hellhound GF and let mammybammy cause her to get massive breasts.

>> No.21604136

>>21604129
>Stats spamming wwwwwwww in the chat log.

>> No.21604158

>>21604074
No, a loli Dark Mage. A young version of the profile girl with a budding version of the same softly playful and seductive personality, and a pear instead of a hourglass shape. The type of monstergirl for both comfy things like going on a small adventure picking potion ingredients with her, and also for playing house in the way you'd expect from a monster loli.

>> No.21604163

>>21602801
>>21604118
What a bunch of posers. The Goatstra Nostra, Mofu Mafia and even the Anthropod Army are all second fiddle. The most hardcore group is Slime Club. It's pretty simple to join too. Y'see the first rule about Slime Club is glubglubgrugle.

>> No.21604167
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21604167

I need the angriest MG who ever lived. What are my options?

>> No.21604169

>>21604167
Nacho

>> No.21604174

>>21604130
>because of your sick dengenerate ways your Hellhound gf now has tits that are way bigger than any Holstaur in the tri state area
>like seriously you don’t know how her back hasn’t broken yet they’re that huge
>Mamono mana is a helluva drug you figure
>it’s the night of prom and she is at your front door in nothing but a hoodie and sweatpants crying because of her new boobs she can’t fit into her prom dress
>she then looks at you and yells at you to take responsibility
And that kids is how I met your mother and why she has tits almost as big as you.

>> No.21604175

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-LImmDXoAAldRw.jpg
Which Baphomet deserves to be treated like this?

>> No.21604177

>>21603944
You are correct.

>>21604030
I hope so. I want to be a hick farmer that gets seduced into becoming an extremist dark mages familliar while she corrupts my town.

>> No.21604180

>>21604175
All of them.

>> No.21604185

>>21604175
Greilia. She looks like she’s been doing nothing but masturbating to male anatomy pictures for centuries.

>> No.21604189

>>21604174
Gonna fill her with pups.

>> No.21604190

>>21604177
She's a big city dark mage gyaru who thinks your dreary little town could be like, totes more fun!

>> No.21604192

How do we get monsters to stop objectifying men

>> No.21604194

>>21604167
Western dwarfs can be shit, but shortstack dwarfs are much better that toddlercon dwarfs.

>> No.21604201

>>21604190
I hope she finds my hickmess cute then!

>> No.21604202

>>21604194
I'd a shortstack dwarf so hard.

>> No.21604203

>>21604167
I'll second for Nachos.

>> No.21604208

>>21604192
Maybe if men wouldn’t dress like whores then maybe they’d get better treatment by monsters.

>> No.21604209

>>21604167
Stretchy pants bitching spider is so hard to compete with that I can't think of any others.

>> No.21604217

>>21604201
She finds it just adorable. Hope you enjoy playing matchmaker to everyone in town. That caste young couple that are waiting until an Order marriage will soon be rutting like animals in the woods.

>> No.21604228

>>21604208
But it doesn't matter how you are dressed to rapist monsters like hellhounds

>> No.21604276

>>21604202
Same. I would breed her shortstack cunny daily.

>> No.21604278

>>21604228
That’s the joke.

>> No.21604279
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21604279

Post something uplifting and motivating

>> No.21604284

>>21604217
I am sure she could convince me why we need to do it. I mean i wouldnt particularly mind anyway to play matchmaker.

>> No.21604289

hail all dragons

>> No.21604291

>>21602801
Can they show me the location of a lolibaba pharaoh mistress?

>> No.21604309

>>21604279
Tiddies.

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>>21604279

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Psst. Human, over here.
Pay debts.

>> No.21604353

>>21604279
bulging is canon in mge

>> No.21604362 [DELETED] 

>>21604350
But I currently have no debts.

>> No.21604365
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21604365

What's the ideal shade of brown for monstergirls?

>> No.21604379

>>21604365
Yes.

>> No.21604381

>>21604365
California gold

>> No.21604388

>>21604365
evening elvan and amazon chocolate are my fav

>> No.21604389

>>21604365
absolutely.

>> No.21604391

>>21604365
Would a pharaoh be into race play?

>> No.21604399 [DELETED] 

>>21604350
But I already have a tanuki waifu

>> No.21604424
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>>21604365
Whatever one Liru is.

>> No.21604430 [DELETED] 

>>21604350
I currently only have a housing mortgage and a car payment

>> No.21604448

>>21604365
Dusky Dravidian or Okinawan. Accept no substitutes.

>> No.21604469

>>21604365
The Okinawan, California Gold and Amazon Chocolate are the trifecta. With a Dusky Dravidian, Red Earth and Evening Elvan being good for those with more spicy tastes.
The rest is trash though, who the fuck would want Turkish Rosewater?

>> No.21604474

Asking here because I originally found the manga through /mgt/ on /a/ back in 2014 and /wsr/ is no help.

Anyone know that manga that got axed on like chapter 4 about a dude teaming up with a vampire girl to deal with demihuman criminal issues?
In one chapter they deal with an arachne and the MC tries to solve the situation by hitting on her, and in another a human demihuman trafficker grows a heart while trafficking an angel loli and dies trying to save her from the powerful demihuman he was trafficking her to.

Other things I remember was there was a girl named Meme and there as a TL saying, "Meme is pronounced May-May", and it started off looking like it would be a tournament arc but the vampire girl bit the MC's sister or childhood friend or something so he had to work with her to get a cure or some shit.

Please help!

>> No.21604476
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21604476

Can a kitsune have too much fluff?

>> No.21604483

monsters truly feel they have ownership to any men that passes them by, the amount of unwanted sexual attention random strangers receive because monsters don't think they can hear them is repulsive

>> No.21604487

When two tanuki have feelings for the same boy do they fight economically?

>> No.21604496
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>> No.21604498

>>21604483
I want to be ogled and catcalled by a line of construction worker monsters on break.

>> No.21604509

>>21604487
They have a fluff-off.

>> No.21604513

>>21604498
I want to be ogled, catcalled and felt up. Then i want a strong hellhound worker to decide to take me to the “rest” room to get married!

>> No.21604530

>>21604476
This is supervillain mofu! Only a team of superheroes can take her down before she fluffs the world!

>> No.21604531
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>>21604476

>> No.21604536

>>21604487
They shove their mofu's in his face and make him openly state which mofu is better. If he refuses or can't decide they'll reduce his credit store, social security payout, and 401k and raise his debts by 10% everytime he doesn't pick one.

>> No.21604542

>>21603314
All lamia are amazing!

>> No.21604560

>>21604496
I can't get into this because Aqua would never never wear something like that.

>> No.21604570
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21604570

>your momster and her rival settles their differences by sharing you between each other

>> No.21604572
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>>21604530
I can think of another way to defeat her

>> No.21604589

>>21604572
She doesn't look very defeated to me.
In fact I'd say she enjoyed that.

>> No.21604619

>>21604589
But see, now she's focused on your dick instead of taking over the world. Crisis avoided!

>> No.21604621

>>21604487
sill tanukis you cant just buy a boy's heart

>> No.21604755

>>21603367
>Why is she pouting?
That's probably the face a loli Wight makes when you ask her to pose and show off her new lingerie.

>> No.21604756

ravenous man eating rabbits

>> No.21604767

>>21604756
It'd be good to see a phantoms take on Night of the Lepus

>> No.21604771

>>21604756
the killer rabbit of caerbannog is no joke

>> No.21604775

Can you make a villainous monster reform by saying you like good chicks not evil ones

>> No.21604799

>>21604476
>>21604572
She's asking for it with that easy-access ring

>> No.21604811
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>>21604771
The trick is to awaken the maternal instinct.

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>>21604756
ravenous man eating wendigos

>> No.21604850

>>21604775
No, but you can make them reform by accepting them as evil first, and then becoming a moral compass for them.

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>>21604756

>> No.21604859
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21604859

Bully danukis with 110% taxes, tariffs, sanctions and socialist-communist economic policies.

>> No.21604876

>>21604859
I'd rather bully her by petting her tail

>> No.21604879

>>21604756
Sometimes you want Playboy but end up with Watership down.

>> No.21604882

>>21604879
now im sad

>> No.21604888

>>21604876
That'll be marriage plus tip.

>> No.21604906

>"Welcome home, dear husband."

>> No.21604922

>>21604906
Who are you and how did you get into my house?

>> No.21604943
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>Some monstergirls have a harder time integrating into human culture than others

How do you react to an Oni still wearing a tiger-skin bikini in modern human society?

>> No.21604953

>>21604922
>smoke hobo waves at you from the couch
You really should smoke proof your house

>> No.21604960

What does your waifu/favorite monster girl sound like?

>> No.21604963

>>21604943
Take her shopping for some proper clothes she can wear in public, like tiger print qipaos and tiger print schoolgirl uniforms

>> No.21604988

Irrumate dullahans.

>> No.21604999

>>21604960
Moo~

>> No.21605007

>>21604960
I have a few voice actresses/characters I imagine them sounding like but but others are less specific and hard for me to put into words.

>> No.21605009

>>21604943
If you can't beat'em join'em and become the change I want to see in society. If it all goes smoothly clothing will be abolished, tit health will rise dramatically, and we'll all be kept warm by the loving embrace of our waifu's and the insulating effect of demonic energy.

>> No.21605040

>>21605007
What are some of them?

>> No.21605050

>>21603376
Do we have unicorn art where they’re wearing something besides a wedding dress or a nurse outfit?

>> No.21605059

>>21604960
Boe~

>> No.21605067

>>21603639
it's limebreaker

>> No.21605080

>>21603639
It appears to be a non-human penis, judging by the head shape

>> No.21605086

>>21604943
Keep her away from Jinko-san? Seriously she's fine, unless she's at work. She can keep wearing it underneath the XXXL human clothing when at work.

The social obliviousness, freakish strength, inattention to detail, and binge drinking are the real problems for human society. The entry makes them seem like every washed up mentor for shonen protagonists but kicked up to eleven.

>> No.21605093

>>21605050
Yeah, it's called bicorn art.

>> No.21605105

>>21604963
I think I had a mini-epileptic seizure from imagining that.

>> No.21605140

>>21603441
Atari Centipede Waifu?

>> No.21605151

>>21604365
Probably either Indian summer,California gold,evening elvan

>> No.21605154

>>21603578
Leave it go!

>> No.21605160

>>21603578
looks too much like that big nosed guy from star wars.

>> No.21605176

>>21603578
What does the neck substance taste like

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>>21604365
No matter the shade, white or platinum blonde hair is a must. White clothes are optional, but encouraged.

>> No.21605183

>>21604038
Succuvirus

>> No.21605190

>>21605040
Wock sounds something close to Ishigami Shizuka's Stella Vermillion voice but slightly different and Wight is pretty damn near exactly like Itou Shizuka's Akeno for example.
Personalities are different though.

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>> No.21605200

>>21605191
The town looks nice, I wonder where the inn is?

>> No.21605213

>>21605200
Probably somewhere behind the big building in the center, where the bus came from.

>> No.21605222

>>21604496
Shark girls are super hot.

>> No.21605247

>>21605222
I agree.

>> No.21605259

>no four armed ochimusha gf

>> No.21605264
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I wonder if I can woo a mature, milfy dragon with sheer dogged determination after she rejects me for the 50th time.

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How does one go about applying for/getting enslaved to be the guy who goes around painting ! ! on anubis's bellies?

>> No.21605276

Fun fact: back in the day, vanilla was considered a very lewd, heat-inducing flavor that strengthened a man's sexual potency.

Does this mean that giving vanilla the d(emonic energy) will turn it into an earthy viagra of sorts?

>> No.21605301

>>21605086
Don’t mock a monster girl by the size of her clothes

>> No.21605326

How do you and your monster like to make love?
>Lights On
>Lights Off
>Candle Light
>TV Only
>Lightning Flashes Between Darkness
>Fireflies/Floating Points of Light
>Full Moon
>New Moon
>Her Bioluminescence
>Glowing Moss/Plants
>DE Lanterns
>Ambient Lava

>> No.21605341

>>21605264
Just gor for her horns anon, she won't be able to reject you then.

>> No.21605347

>>21605341
Won't she just run away?

>> No.21605354

>>21605276
>Vanilla making guys hard
Seems legit to me. Just like normal, but sexier. It's a nice flavor that restores the palate from equally fun but more intense flavors.
>>21605301
I wasn't mocking her, she is huge through no fault of her own. The same is true for the species traits, but those are harder to imagine in human society.

Even with good self control, she probably breaks a doorknob per week. It must be cutting into her food and sake fund. There is no way that dinky bowl will fill her belly.

>> No.21605382

>>21605276
Fun fact: in several studies looking into links between scent and sexual arousal they found a direct and STRONG link between certain scents and increased penile blood flow. Lavender, pumpkin pie, doughnuts, and black licorice gave strong results amongst those tested but notably the smell of vanilla produced the best results in adult men every time it was used. There was also a few tests that noted increased gastrointestinal activity and salivation so the old adage of "the way to a mans heart is through his stomach" might hold some truth as well. On related notes scent has strong connections to memory and helps with memory recall more than any other stimulus leading to increased importance on memories associated with stront scent.
If mamano wanted to step up their games they'd make an all-american style meal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner chock full of cheese and meat, especially beef, with good old fashioned apple or pumpkin pie with a heaping scoop of vanilla ice cream ontop. If they wanted to wear perfume they'd go for lavender, lilac, or vanilla scents or just go whole hog and come to bed smelling like french fries and french toast and due to the scent filled and gustatory nature of it all their husband would place vastly more significance and emotional worth on it all including the sex and times between in anticipation.
At least, that is, if they wanted to get scientific about it.

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>>21605269
Walk into a temple in the desert kingdom and loudly exclaim how much you love toned caramel tummies, fluffy tails, and being bossed around.

>> No.21605394

>>21605191
That is a lovely image. I would unironically like to visit even without the monsters being there. Nice small town feel to it while implying that there is a close but still remote industrial hub.

>> No.21605398

>>21605326

>Candle Light
>Fireflies/Floating Points of Light
>Glowing Moss/Plants

I particularly like these but Candle Light would be the most common for us.

>> No.21605410

>>21605382
>pumpkin pie
>pumpkin spice lattes are sexual stimulant beverages in the demon realm
>sexual stimulants with caffeine, at that
avoid Starsuccs and other coffee shops at all costs

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>The MGE Sabbath comes to Earth
>Marune and Grelia Sabbaths come to Earth warning of the impending danger of the Kuroferuru Sabbath, calling for help to stop them from turning everything into a loli orgy
>Asks for help to secure and protect the other more 'free-spirited' Sabbaths from succumbing to the influence of the Kuroferuru
>A secret summit between the G8 and the friendly Sabbaths sign a 'Coalition of the Willing' agreement to begin joint-ventures and prevent the incursion of the Kuroferuru
>The G8 shares technology and spirit energy resources(through wholesome, non-invasive, non-erotic means) to the Sabbath in exchange for magics and etc.
>Grelia Sabbath begins to identify and advise governments on persons with 'good hero potential' in our world, nations begin organizing a secret organization of Heroic individuals for research and military applications
>FBI organizes a special task force for the detaining of Kuroferuru members, the breaking up of Black Masses, etc.
>The Secret War is waged between Heroified FBI agents/Coalition and Loli Rapemancers

>> No.21605420

>>21605412
Gay.

>> No.21605433

>>21605412
The momonika manticore will keep me safe.

>> No.21605436

>>21605412
Nice. Although i would bet marune and grelia dont mention that they hold black masses, but are just called farm fairs and Medical conventions instead.

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>>21605394

I really like it too.

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>>21605264
As long as you believe anon. Even the milfiest mamano will fall to the dick. Especially dragons.

>> No.21605457

>>21605444
So what happens if you rub their scaly bellies or they leglock you with their claws digging into your back lovingly?

>> No.21605472

>>21605444
>tfw you will never breed a horde of dragons with your wife who looks like she was born for baby-making
>she will never look at you and tell you this family is her greatest treasure

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>> No.21605484

>>21605410
Nother fun fact: caffeine is also a sexual stimulant. The mechanisms as to why this is are a bit complicated but the general explanation is it produces better cardiovascular health and helps certain arteries and vessels in your penis to engorge with more blood and to do so easier. Its actually effective enough that it fights ED to the point that men who drink roughly 2-3 cups of coffee/cans of coke/cups of tea a day(or one energy drink) are around 42% less likely to suffer from it.

>> No.21605485

>>21604811
Please be mindful bringing a precious gift of life into the world. You don’t have to be a perfect parent, you just need to be their parent.

>> No.21605488

>>21605444
damn, tiamat looks like THAT?!

>> No.21605490

>>21605488
In FGO, yes.

>> No.21605492

>>21605457
Urge to breed is engaged. You dont have to do anything, but enjoy and give her lots of babies!

>>21605472
>Never be woken up at night by one of your daughters having a nightmare.
>Cant snuggle her with your wife so that the nightmares go away.

>> No.21605500

>>21605485
I don't know, her mom tossed her out into the wilderness and she did alright. It'll be fine.

>> No.21605508

>>21605382
Now wouldn't scent etc be of greater importance to various mamono? It seems like humans are the one's that might need to step up their game. Assuming some of this olfactory/gustatory-sexual link applies to mamono, the natural deliciousness of human smell could probably use some spice here and there.

Generally human females have a much stronger range and discrimination in olfactation, gustation as well as the non-topical areas of proprioception, touch, some facets of empathy etc As such, some mamono could possibly be even more sensitive and receptive to those classes of stimuli. It follows that forming mnemonic associations would be much easier as well, so operant conditioning would be a bigger consideration compared to human ones.
>>21605442
Ah. There's the industrial hub, or at least something implied to be closer to it. My civil engineer friends would love that. It is the opposite of piling radically different structures on top of each other thoughtlessly. That is the continuously reoccurring problem they're always dragged in to solve.

>> No.21605517

>>21605508
I dont really get what your saying, but the idea of sex scents and estrus inducing scents is really freaking hot to me.
Fuck brapfaggots for trying to ruin it.

>> No.21605528

>>21605517
Just dont involve skunks or actual brap in your "scent" fetish, and you'll probably be fine. Probably

>> No.21605535

>>21605528
I dont.I prefer the idea of a hellhound, manticore, or ocelomeh forcing me to get a big wiff of her pheromones by forcing my face into her neck fluff.

>> No.21605537

>>21605508
True enough. The issue is none of the scent/gustatory reactions occur in women when tested. Women have...other scents that trigger similar reactions. One of the big ones was post workout sweat filled shirts but even lightly used clothing from men(assuming it was from a clean body that didn't use harshly scented soaps like oldspice) yielded arousal as well as fresh semen samples. The healthier the male and the more that male ate fruits and meat but not sugars or carbs the better the scent was rated.
All things like lavender and vanilla did was yield relaxing effects and food stuffs yielded no arousal symptoms at all and reduced, compared to men, gastrointestinal reactions.

>> No.21605548

>>21605537
I do recall the sweat of gladiators being sold to aristratic women as an aphrodisiac.

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>>21602782
Reposting a greentext

>a group of talented young male musicians get picked up for a record deal
>turns out their label is run by the extremist monstergirl faction, and their producer who wrote the contracts is a demon
>she spikes their drinks with succubus nostrum and other Monstergirl consumables and Demon Realm Food stuffs a they all wake up as powerful incubi
>they form the first incubus rock band, and tour the world spreading extremist propaganda through their music
>they become famous for their scandalous concerts, performing nude, throwing demon realm fruit into the crowd, inviting audience members on stage to rut mid-performance, etc.
>the backstage parties and aftershows go down as some of the wildest in history
>they tour around the world multiple times, producing a chart-topping record every year
>when they all finally settle down with wives they run a farewell tour that ends on a rock hall of fame induction show
>it ends up becoming the largest orgy the world has ever seen, with a record number of monsterizations happening before the opening act is even done
>one of the guitarists ends up marrying their producer-san, and they become an adorable celebrity couple
>it starts a cultural revolution, and incubus bands start forming left and right for a golden age of rock and roll

>> No.21605558

>>21605548
Judging by past and current studies it's probably one of the few genuinely functional aphrodisiacs for women. If those fuckers could figure this shit out why couldn't they figure out lead was bad and gargling piss as a breath freshener would only yield the exact opposite of what they desired?

>> No.21605569

>>21605558
irc they have recently invented a pharmaceutical grade aphrodisiac pill for women recently, like a viagra for women ,
dont know how effective it is though.

>> No.21605572

>>21605537
>>21605548
>sweat is an aphodisiac for women
Holy shit and the effect is probably multipplied for mamano, especially animal based mamano. Pretty much has to be separate gyms for men and mamano lest one gets "excited" and you get a impromptu gym wedding.

>> No.21605576

Can a monster be too old or too young?

>> No.21605580
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>> No.21605585

>>21605580
wow she looks like that mountain

>> No.21605586
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Ahem...FUCK SUMMER.

>> No.21605590

>>21602796
I really like this picture

>> No.21605596
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>>21605576
>too young
yes
>too old
HA!

>> No.21605602

>>21605576
No and yes respectively.

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>>21605576
25-70

>> No.21605614

>>21605412
>that little thunderbird
hhnnggg

>> No.21605625

>>21605613
Short, old tanuki with huge tits!

>> No.21605626

>>21605613
absolutely gay

>> No.21605629

>>21605576
too young. i want a sexy grandma kitsune or unagi joro

>> No.21605637
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>> No.21605643

>>21605613
>not wanting to fuck a googolplex year old shoggoth who survived a trillion universes dying and being reborn over and over
man you must hate reincarnation

>> No.21605644

>>21605637
I wanna lick those boobs! How ironic?

>> No.21605649

>>21605576
Too young. No such thing as too old for monstergirls and i would argue they age like a fine wine and never turn to vinegar like real women.

>> No.21605652

>>21605643
love*

>> No.21605656

>>21605569
Theres 2 far and their receptor agonists that forcefully active neuro receptors in the brain related to sexual desire. It's for treating women with hypoactive libidos so it doesn't really work in normal functioning women who's neuroreceptors are functioning properly. Ones a pill you take daily the other is an injectable you take just before sex. It's very different from taking viagra which works on the physical issues causing ED and so it can yield possible benefits for any man taking it.
>>21605572
It matches to as KC even has lore that while sweat isn't the most ideal way of getting a mans spirit energy it works and is desired as a result with some mamano having developed organs and tongues to filter out the impurities present in it for an even better taste.

>> No.21605658

>>21605644
those umbrellas have really good titties, don't they?

>> No.21605659

>>21605637
>portals open
>Family heirloom umbrella monsterizes
>Now got a 1000 year old absolute milf karakasa-obake
>And she is thirsty for you cock.

>> No.21605666

>>21605656
>It matches to as KC even has lore that while sweat isn't the most ideal way of getting a mans spirit energy it works and is desired as a result with some mamano having developed organs and tongues to filter out the impurities present in it for an even better taste.
And god bless KC for that.

>> No.21605667

>>21605658
They do, along with being very exotic and unique, and very very devoted, probably a top rank for devotion stat
>>21605659
>”Ufufufu, sweet master, it may rain today~”
>”There there, I’ll keep your body buried right up against me to keep you out of the rain, sweet master~”
>”No promises I’ll keep you dry though, ufufu~!”

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>>21605643
I mean in physical appearance. Ancient evils and unknowable entities are always good. Even better if you have the ability to enjoy each other at different ages, whether through potions or phoenix-style reincarnation.

Sometimes she's the cradle-robbing old hag with a virile young boyfriend, sometimes you're a dirty old man with a thing for college girls.

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>> No.21605681

>>21605667
>Karakasa-Obake only fucks when you’re outdoors
>she says it would be bad luck to open her legs inside

>> No.21605696

>>21605537
>spoiler
Damn, my last two posts were eaten by entropy. I did recall those tidbits.As far as their natural discriminatory abilities i.e testosterone levels, genetic health etc, human women have the short end of the stick. This is ironically due to having so much sensory ability. These mate-selecting senses are near worthless now, since human society has advanced to the point were the majority of potential mates meet these sensory criteria. Given how massive the computational processing load for this is on the brain... it is a huge price to pay for something that is now nearly useless. From a sensory perspective it would look like the last 20/30 guys you spoke to today all get flying colors from the mating senses.... I honestly can't blame them for being confused, having no clue what to do, and just defaulting to whoever seems most convincing.

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>>21605643
>attempting to label and confine an entity that exists outside of time and space with your inconsequential measurements in only half a dimension they can't even perceive let alone function inside of and finite and insignificant amounts of universal endings and beginnings in the meaningless and self-cannibalism maelstrom that is the dream of our Daemon-Sultan, MANA-YOOD-SUSHAI, and our Great Overlord Azathoth
Silly mastah.

>> No.21605702

>>21605679
How does one get a bed for centaurs and spiders?

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>>21605555
I'm glad you liked my work but why repost it with no continuation or context? and why with an off-topic image?

>> No.21605708

>>21605698
Well Shoggy, you may know that, but I got second place at the local bar’s trivia night last night, so show a little respect!

>> No.21605710

>>21605698
I’m going to belittle a Shog and call her an overreacting chunni!

>> No.21605714

>>21605702
Spiders go for the silk hammock.

>> No.21605715

>>21605708
But you get that every iteration, silly mastah.

>> No.21605716

>>21605669
This is the stuff. same with size change stuff like shota and momsters or Draph sized male and female.

>>21605667
>>21605681
Sounds like a dominant milf. The best kind.

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>>21605669
I wanna marry an old fox

>> No.21605729

>>21605715
What do the other “iterations” matter if we’re in this one now?

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I want to feel Oga's fist connect with my face!

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>>21605723
I dont

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>>21605704
The answer is quite simple.

>> No.21605741

>>21605723
if i didn't know any better i would think that fox is trying to seduce me.

>> No.21605742

>>21605732
I want to feel my dick connect with her womb

>> No.21605744

>>21605734
I wanna marry a young fox too

>> No.21605754

>>21605723
Who’s the artist?

>> No.21605757

>>21605723
I wanna marry a /fit/ monster girl around my age, watch her soften into a thick MILF once we have kids, and enjoy slowly turning into a perverted old couple together. An age gap can be simulated easily enough, but I want to savor every stage of our life together.

>> No.21605763

>>21605754
Abubu

>> No.21605770

>>21605754
Abubu. Pretty unsavory for the most part. Don't fall to far down the rabbit hole.

>> No.21605772

>>21605754
Wouldn't you like to know
Probably your mama

>> No.21605783

>>21605735
A waste of perfectly good quads, at the very least.

>> No.21605787

I want to fuck a GILF kitsune or foxgirl.

>> No.21605794

>>21605770
He's not too bad. Aside from the beast material, but that's very few and far between. He mostly sticks to MILF on shota material. His younger fox girl character he frequently draws is adorable though

>> No.21605798

>>21605787
>Gilf japanese kitsune
>Gilf american foxgirl
Tough choice.

>> No.21605803

>dating the runt of the litter

>> No.21605805

>>21605798
Why choose?
Why not both?

>> No.21605816

>>21605805
Thats a recipe for getting suffocated in tit meat and raw repressed sexual thirst.

>> No.21605819

>>21605816
Is that not what you want?

>> No.21605820

>>21605729
They matter as much as any iteration does.

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>> No.21605825

>>21605816
I'm sorry, is what you just said supposed to be a bad thing? Honestly. I'd like to see them compete over me sometimes, then work together to really wring me dry.

>> No.21605831

>>21605819
I cant say that i don't want it and be telling the truth. Nothing better than waking up between two satisfied gilf foxes.

>> No.21605836

>>21605822
BREAKING NEWS: Local Wurm digs tunnel. Might take a nap later.

>> No.21605837

>>21605770
I liked his skyrim doujin

>> No.21605845

>>21605836
>might
Oh, great. It's a factory news network...guess I better stay tuned or else I might miss something.
This backhand comment brought to you by channel 69 news. Giving you the top-down view while we get to the bottom of things.

>> No.21605846

>>21605803
>making out with the rung of the litter in front of all seven of her single sisters

>> No.21605850
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Carrots.

>> No.21605858

>>21605825
Good points, but i need more convincing.

>> No.21605867

>>21605850
I want a greenworm that small to try to swallow my entire dick.

>> No.21605881

>>21605850
I just realized I’m gonna have to be a farmer just so I can have food for my Papillion waifu and our 29 Greenworm daughterus.

>> No.21605886

>>21605850
There's no way she can handle that carrot! It's way too big for her!

>> No.21605898

>>21605886
That’s what your Holstaur of a mom said last night.

>> No.21605911

>>21605850
think she has a carrot shaped pillow?

>> No.21605916

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that night time rape spider is a beast in bed and makes damn good flapjacks in the morning.

>> No.21605922

>>21605916
I can say with 100% certainty that there has never been an occasion in my life where I would have preferred pancakes over waffles.

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>>21603752

>> No.21605926

>>21605881
Sounds cute!

>> No.21605927

>>21605922
Crepes > Waffles > pancakes
Fucking fight me.

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>>21605798
>old Zipanguese kitsune
>wears a beautiful hand-woven silk kimono with an intricate pattern of her own design, a perfectly tied obi and handmade sandals that make her seem tall and elegant
>hair in a loose bun and pinned back, always carrying an antique fan
>the definition of far eastern elegance and refinement, culture and tradition without compromise

>old American vixen
>wears a custom-tailored designer ladies' business suit, complete with stockings and shiny black high heels that reek of luxury
>has a wavy, chaotic mess of sex-hair that covers one eye, with a pair of reading glasses hanging from her collar
>the spitting image of someone who took part in the sexual liberation of the rock and roll era and still lives it

>both lock on and make it clear in their own way that they're interested in spending the night with a fierce young lover
>both have nine tails brimming with power, power they're willing to spend ruining young women for you forever
>kitsune wants to spoil you and enjoy some of that youthful energy, spending some alone time making sweet, gentle love
>vixen wants to show you how she used to rip the sheets and make all the boys cry back when she was a rockstar
>"Anon-dono, would you care to... join me this evening? Perhaps I could teach you something..."
>"Think you could last a night in my bed, boy? Let's see who can still walk straight tomorrow when I'm done with you."

>> No.21605933

>>21605922
>>21605927
French Toast is superior.

>>21605925
Is the question how many kittens she wants?

>> No.21605944

>>21605930
>both lock on and make it clear in their own way that they're interested in spending the night with a fierce young lover
Wow. Thanks for the compliment but I’m 35 and I feel like I’m 65. There’s nothing “fierce” and “young” about me.

>> No.21605953

>>21605933
French toast can go fuck a Cait Sith.

>> No.21605954

How sad would it be if an Imperial Fox Girl insults you by calling a-

>"Degenerate Profligate!"

>> No.21605958

>>21605933
400 babies

>> No.21605962

>>21605927
Why would i fight you over your superior taste?

>> No.21605970

>>21605953
How can one be this wrong?

>> No.21605974

>>21605944
Hello me in a few months. Good to know that feeling like that is normal, I was almost worried.

>> No.21605982

>>21605930
I lay down spread eagle and tell them to take me. Or i would if they were still old virgins. I prefer my gilfs to get tired fast and eventually get dominated by me because they never were able to build resistance.

>> No.21605987

>>21605982
Going to apply heating packs to their sore back muscles in the morning.

>> No.21605988

>>21605926
It is cute anon, but it’s also very exhausting having to run behind 29 very hungry caterpillars every day. If they get hungry enough they’ll try to eat the pillows.

>> No.21606001

>>21605958
Fuck...

>> No.21606004

>>21606001
Better get to work anon.

>> No.21606005

>>21605987
Of course. Old girls deserve to be pampered after finally losing their viginities.

>> No.21606006

>>21605925
God I this guy's Riddlecat.

>> No.21606025

>>21605982
This. I want to finish with them ahegao'd and unable to move, panting that young studs are animals.

>> No.21606032
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Shoggoths make excellent baby sitters

>> No.21606034

>>21606032
I'd just be worried she'd convince my kid to worship the old ones

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>>21606032

>> No.21606051

>>21605982
>>21606025
>at first you worry you're going to get wrung dry, but the tables rapidly turn
>you overwhelm the both of them until they're whimpering, mewling messes flat on their backs, begging for more
>even just getting their legs up on your shoulders is enough to cause an uncontrollable ahegao
>when you finally creampie them the pure SE is enough to make them squirt for the first time in 100 years
>the moment you pull out of one, the other calls you over, voice shaking, while the first goes back to desperately touching herself
>if they weren't still trying to talk dirty you'd think they might have been mindbroken
>it hasn't even been 10 minutes since you started, and they're already calling you a beast

>> No.21606058

Mindflayers are cuteflayers

>> No.21606064

>>21606032
>Hire griffon
>Becomes attached, no longer leaves their side and declares herself protector and guardian
Oh well, free babysitter.

>> No.21606077

>>21606032
Remember: Please only order baby sitters from MGC Maid Central, all of our certified baby sitters are guaranteed to not be yandere or your money back!

>> No.21606093

>>21606051
Thats what i am talking about.

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>>21606051
>Old monsters that talk big about how experienced they are and chuckle as they jerk you off
>They're actually virgins and have no idea how to handle a dick, let alone know how good it feels inside

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>>21606058
squash that tentacles

>> No.21606124

>>21606051
This is part of the reason older monsters are so best. Another part is the sheer happiness that washes over them when you put some babies in them after they thought they were too old to get pregnant. I want to start a big family with a couple of old sexy foxes.

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>>21605586
The Yetis can't survive this heat!

>> No.21606133

>>21606095
My favourite is when they realize that the dildo or sybian didn't prepare them at all.

>> No.21606135

>>21606077
>or your money back!
But that still doesn't get my virginity back

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>>21606058

>> No.21606144

>>21606077
Just because they aren't yanderes doesn't mean they aren't shameless shotacons who will wring out the young master's semen whenever his parents aren't looking. I'd like to see her explain how she got knocked up while caring for him.

>> No.21606146

>>21606124
Good for your dick when they make you feel like a total stud, good for your heart when you see just how badly they want to be the mother of your children.

>> No.21606148

>>21606127
yeah fuck this heat already over 100 Freedom degrees today

>> No.21606158

>>21606144
Yeah how do they make sure they don't fuck the kid I mean he needs to stay pure for his wedding night with his betrothed

>> No.21606159

>>21606133
>she pulls out a dildo
>"I've had to use this because no man was good enough for me. Think you can even match up?"
>the look of fear on her face when she finds out you're nearly twice as big

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>> No.21606178

>>21605716
>dominant milf Karakase-Obake
yes hello Hi I would like to order seconds

>> No.21606188

>>21606175
I want to be inside that punching bag

>> No.21606205

>>21606188
But then she wouldn't punch it

>> No.21606207

>>21605723
>de aged version
You disgust me

>> No.21606217

>>21605925
Poor LN-Sphinx. She's always getting flustered. How hard is it to be a riddler that wins whether they guess right or wrong?!

>> No.21606236
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21606236

Who wants to get drunk?

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Remember not to skip leg day.

>> No.21606244

>>21606236
Maybe just a little.

>> No.21606249

>>21606135
You’ll at least have money to go towards your wedding!

>>21606144
>>21606158
We screen our baby sitters thoroughly through a rigorous interroga- test. A very thourough test. They are guaranteed to keep your kid safe or your money back!

>> No.21606251

>>21606236
I wonder what sound she'd make if I motorboated those tig ol milkmashers

>> No.21606254

>>21606236
‘Get’ drunk? I’ve been drunk since 2016 kiddo. Get on my level.

>> No.21606255

>>21606236
Sure, I could go for some milk from the tap.

>> No.21606258

>>21606236
I want to get my maid drunk by pouring wine up her ass.

>> No.21606260

>>21606236
You know how to make a Northern Comfort?

>> No.21606264

>>21606175
>Snake Fist! Hyaah!~

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>>21606254

>> No.21606266

>>21606251
She’d probably stammer something out in German, and then realize you didn’t understand her because you’re still motorboating her at a furious pace.

>> No.21606273

>>21606265
I have a feeling that if MGs were real, Onis and Satyros’ would probably tell me to stop drinking so much. I’m a functioning alcoholic and every night I cry myself to sleep because I’m too fucking scared to kill myself.

>> No.21606281

>>21606266
Aber ich sprechken kleine deutsch!
Nicht so gut, like, one class in college level, but I could at least pretend like I know what she's saying!
Wouldn't halt the vigorous motorboating though, fair point

>> No.21606287

>>21606236
Need me a girl like this for sure
Thick, motherly, kind, warm, loves beer and humongous fat meaty tits

>> No.21606288

>>21606205
I would just ask her nicely to do so

>> No.21606290
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21606290

Would you listen to old retro music that old Boomer Zipangese Monstergirls listen to?

>> No.21606319

>>21606236
Barmaid Kiki is the thickest Kiki.

>> No.21606327

>>21606290
Yes.

>> No.21606344

>>21606290
Yeah if it’s what my waifu likes to listen to.
>remember everyone; happy waifu, happy laifu

>> No.21606346

>>21606236
She looks like she needs a headpat for being such a good server

>> No.21606354

>>21606319
The thickest. Thickest!
>>21606346
You should give her a headpat and offer to buy her a round at the end of the night. Maybe you'll get a roll in the hay

>> No.21606358

>>21606236
Where's the barmaid Troll?

>> No.21606363
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>>21606346
How about a tip and a deep headpat?

>> No.21606370

>>21606236
me, i hope i wake up in a sabbath church that's all vandalized and rekt from going crazy last night!

>> No.21606372

>>21606354
>Maybe you'll get a roll in the hay
Nah I can't lewd her, I cant drink alcohol so she should be with someone who can appreciate her

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>>21606358
Busy in the kitchen, working miracles.

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>>21606237
How would a sports team captain react to me skipping practice and eating junk food?

>> No.21606380

>>21606363
>Give a deep earfluffing headpat to barmaid Kiki
Oh man, I would make her feel like a million gold coins with how I'd pamper that headfluff

>> No.21606381

>>21606236
>>21606358
Now I’m imagining a German Echidna and her husband owning a tavern and having all of their daughterus working there. Just don’t get frisky with the barmaids and waitresses, their papa doesn’t like weird boys hitting on his girls.

>> No.21606426

>>21606381
Anon, that might just be the best idea you've ever had!

>> No.21606432

>>21605881
i'd marry one of your daughterus!

>> No.21606433

We need someone to do a writeup of all the delicious barmaids to choose from

>> No.21606439

>>21606379
Punitive rape.

>> No.21606468

>>21605442
>>21605191
How do I move to these kinds of places?

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>> No.21606490

>>21606478
What a cutie. And she got a booty.

>> No.21606491

>>21606478
M-miss cupid is really intimidating!

>> No.21606493

>>21606468
You don't.

>> No.21606499

>>21606432
You gotta impress me boy. I don’t just throw my daughterus at random men you know.

>> No.21606505
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>>21606380
>finish fluffing your server
>try to move your hands away and untangle your fingers from her hair without tugging it
>she gently puts her hands over yours, holding them in place, and gives you a big smile that makes her eyes go narrow
>two little red spots appear on her cheeks as she moves in for a kiss
>it's only a peck on the cheek, but her soft, warm lips almost seem to stick to you
>suddenly you're covered in goosebumps and very hot under the collar
>she lets your hands move down but doesn't let go
>she starts shuffling her feet, skirt ruffling as her tail flicks at her back
>she tells you her shift is over in a few minutes, and politely asks if you would like to go somewhere after

>> No.21606506

>>21606426
I thought it would be just another harem anime trope story but if they have a lot of daughters then it might just work.

>> No.21606511

>>21606137
Is the implication she fucked him? That’s just gross.

>> No.21606512

>>21606478
What if she misses?

>> No.21606515

>>21606505
Oh please, she didn't need to use 'Melty Kiss'. She had me at guten tag!

>> No.21606516

>>21606175
Viper lamia is top tier Her name was Piper right?

>> No.21606522

>>21606236
No thanks. I’m still driving.

>> No.21606523

>>21606478
she is quite skilled with her feet, wonder what else she can do with em

>> No.21606527

>>21606273
They’ll just ween you from the real stuff to their Mamano stuff without negative side effects

>> No.21606530

I can see there being a strict ‘no headpat’ rule for MG servers regarding their tips. It could go bad in many ways.
>you’re forever that guy who pays in headpats
>you headpat one too many waitresses at a place and they all hate you for stringing them all along
>or you break that chubby Cheshire pizza delivery girl so badly she literally cannot go one day without you touching her head

>> No.21606535

>>21606523
She can also tie and untie knots with her feet!

>> No.21606538

Imagine Griela and the Medical Sabbath looking and studying how dark ages humans try to treat diseases and illnesses:

>https://youtu.be/Hre4Oaqu1D8

Griela and Medical Sabbath would point and laugh and the silly bird mask wearing doctors?

>> No.21606539

>>21606530
They knew the risks of hiring a single mg.

>> No.21606542

>>21606236
Not me I’m the taxi home. I’m here so that random single guys can have a safe ride home without getting into any shady vans or limos full of lolis

>> No.21606547

>>21606478
Is this what happens when she gets too good at her job and gets bored?

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>>21606538
I bet doctors in the Order nations do the same thing.

>> No.21606558

>>21606553
Those are the eyes Greila makes when the intern hasn't brought her coffee in far too long.

>> No.21606564

>>21606530
Eventually you'd set off some dormant yan on one server, and be forced to make good on that one headpat that went too deep. You awoke the cuddleslut in her, so you've got to take responsibility for her new addiction.

>she chains you up in the basement and won't feed you until you've pet her and told her she's a good girl

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>>21606558
I guess it falls to me then.

>> No.21606622

>>21606547
that and keep the houris entertained as well it seems.

>> No.21606630

>>21606586
That would earn you some genuine heartfelt thanks from a hardworking head doctor.

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Mizone makes the best fish.

Shame he's into kemono, though. Wasted the entire last chapter of Omnivorus Hero on cat furry fucking and then just cat fucking. I mean it was extremely telegraphed but still.

It should have been the dark elf at the beginning of chapter 1 (Who is purple, has black sclera and yellow eyes) coming back to get more dick.

>> No.21606698

>>21606586
If anyone deserves headpats it's Greila

>> No.21606710

>like Holstaurs
>be lactose intolerant

>> No.21606720

>>21606159
The best look.

>> No.21606749
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>it's a hot summer night, stuffy and humid without so much as a breeze
>after working all day under the sun, your head is pounding with heatstroke
>the fan is broken, so you're stuck just sweating in bed, trying to fall asleep
>hear the door swing shut, followed by something sliding over the floor
>lamia wife comes slithering in, and flicks her tongue when she sees you still up
>she doesn't say anything, instead stripping down and joining you, naked
>very slowly she works the tip of her tail beneath you, and starts wrapping you up in her coils
>her scales are so smooth and silky they don't even bother the sunburns on your back
>then she presses her cool, dry skin up against yours, and lightly runs her tongue over your neck while she snuggles up
>she puts an arm under your head, lifting it up from the hot mattress and cradling it while she quietly kisses you
>her body acts as a heat sink, wound around your hottest parts, and gradually the stagnant air clears up
>a light breath of wind even rolls in
>her fingers trace lines over your chest while she quietly hisses in your ear, starting to nod off herself
>after silently saying goodnight, you both fall asleep in a pleasantly cool tangle
>in the morning, when the hot sun comes up again, you find that she's moved her tail into a protective layer on top of you, catching as much sunlight as she can
>when you look over she's already up just watching you with her head in her hands, tongue flicking
>she gives you a warm smile
>but not too warm
>"Morning, hot ssstuff."

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>>21606672
>Mizone makes the best fish.

Indeed he does

>> No.21606771

>>21606749
Fuck this summer I need this or at least any cold monsters

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>>21606764
1. Translation when?
2. Onifucking when?

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>>21606771
>no big booty glacies to facesit the heatstroke away

>> No.21606814

>>21606710
>Have problem with near anything related to MG
>MAMONO MANA

>> No.21606843

>>21606814
I have a problem with manonobama

>> No.21606859

>>21606812
Like a soft pillow after being left in the fridge.

>> No.21606874

>>21606859
>sleeping on a Glacies booty is like an eternally cool pillow
the dream

>> No.21606893

>>21606874

Or on her chest for that matter.

>> No.21606912

>>21606814
It'd make for great as seen on tv commercials.
>Life got you down? Get a familiar!
>How much is your soul worth? Call our demon consultants and find out today
>Save money on AC- buy a glacies

>> No.21606921

>>21606493
Why do you say things you know will hurt me?

>> No.21606926

>>21606512
She won't.

>> No.21606988

>>21605412
Personally I wonder where Shirokuto would stand on this.

>> No.21607000
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21607000

I'm the guy that wrote that big Ocelomeh greentext story. For those who don't want to get turned off, I will say that it does have delayed smut and maledom.
https://pastebin.com/GKdY0P9H
I haven't been here in a while. Anything interesting that has happened in the past week?

>> No.21607112

>>21606812
>When you spurt your cum all over her belly and it freezes on her skin.
>Then she breaks off a piece of frozen cum and sexually licks it.

>> No.21607136 [DELETED] 

>>21607000
Just waifu talk. Giantess tried to start shit again, but was smacked down. All in all pretty good.

>> No.21607144

>>21607000
Just waifu talk. Giantess tried to start shit again, but was smacked down. All in all pretty good.
Also before i forget i do have a story idea.

>> No.21607231

>>21606499
but they're the ones who choose

>> No.21607247

>>21607144
reminds me of the Canadian thing where they pour maple syrup on the snow and let it freeze

>> No.21607251

>>21607247
Fug one off >>21607112

>> No.21607275

>>21607000
I keep on perceiving that weapon as a chainsword

>> No.21607279

>>21607247
>Canadian thing
Its actually something those subhuman québécois people do. Pretty much the only good thing they provide.

>> No.21607288

>>21607279
Quebecois are still Canadians also looking it up seems a large area does it
>Quebec, Eastern Ontario, New Brunswick, Manitoba; New England

>> No.21607296

>>21607288
>manitoba
Anon thats in Quebec

>> No.21607303

>>21607275
No Anon! Don't give the Gremlins ideas!

>> No.21607321

>>21607296
>the province of manitoba isn't 2 provinces over its somehow existing inside the province of quebec
Someone got overcooked by a mindflayer...

>> No.21607342

>>21607144
What kind of story idea?
I'm trying to see if I can think up anything good. I've done one on a shortstack ratatoskr investigator getting caught, a danuki getting robbed in her house (with two endings), a pharaoh getting kidnapped, and some shit about monster girl slavery policies. Wonder what I should do next. An offensive English stereotype and his cohort of beagle kobolds subduing and violating a kumiho?

>> No.21607345

>>21607321
Fuck. Got montreal and manitoba confused. I even live in canada and have family from manitoba.

>> No.21607349

>>21607342
I was thinking of a buff gym man overpowering and fucking a hellhound through strength and his male pheramones.

>> No.21607376

>>21607345
Really setting a great example for the Anglo-Canuck

>> No.21607382

>>21607345
Wanna know what makes it worse? I'm an american and I know more about canada offhandedly than you do.

>> No.21607393

>>21607376
C’est la vie

>>21607382
I dont give a fuck about my home nation. To the point where i know more about the states than my own garbage heap of a country.

>> No.21607408

>>21607393
Good. Come join us. We got everything you have up north minus the shit stuff plus all the fun american stuff. My state even produces better maple syrup than your country does by your governments own admittance so it's not like you even have to give up your maple syrup popsicle addiction.

>> No.21607434

Rereading this, I had forgotten how entertaining the dialogue was. Still pretty good. https://pastebin.com/h4gpWFpz

>> No.21607437

>>21607349
Seems too simple, but I haven't heard anyone do it, so it might have novelty anyways.
I was thinking about a dorky young woman who lucked out in a relationship. She later undergoes monsterization because she is worried about her man leaving her, but ends with with absolutely no appearance changes because her man loves her just the way she is. It's real fucking cheesy, so I'm not even going to expand on it.

>> No.21607438

How come a heckpup and be so cute and innocent but a hellhound is so aggressive and borderline rapey what causes them to change so much

>> No.21607441

>>21607438
Social pressure from other hellhounds that had the same thing?

>> No.21607444

>>21607437
You should do it. Cheesy cute stories are always fun. Plus she could change into any majin and it would make sense.

>> No.21607450

>>21607438
Hellhound puberty. Its the same reason why manticores go from cute mofucore to ultra rape master.

>> No.21607454

>>21607450
But what during the puberty triggers it, sure there is a physical change what what causes the mental one

>> No.21607459

>>21607454
Hormones. Same reason mofucores turn into manticores practically overnight and how oni's go from 4'5" to 8'+ over the summer and become habitual drinkers the second they turn 10.

>> No.21607478

The objectively correct way to have sex with a Kikimora is for her to lean forward and brace herself on a table or counter while you hike the back (and only the back) of her dress up and pull her panties to the side before sliding inside her.

>> No.21607499

>>21607459
Must be crazy for the way they think to be changed so quickly

>> No.21607519

>>21607478
>not princess carrying her to your recently made and cleaned bed, setting her down gently with a kiss on her forehead, then proceeding to have slow but passionate missionary style sex complete with full on face to face eye contact and handholding for the next several hours giving her just enough time to reclean and remake the bed before finishing up dinner preparations
>not flustering them so badly they break professional character and let the pleasure and love show on their face while they entirely neglect their maidly duties because you've put them on their back like a turtle and locked down their hands
>not enjoying the fact that while she's no longer being denied sex due to being too busy working she's now being denied her work OCD because she's too busy having sex so every day is blue balling her one way then the other

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>>21607444
Not really my style. I may find beauty and charm in the modest and humble, but I get most of my drive from seeing 2D women restrained. Cute women dressed like pic related are too "pure" for me to work with, especially if they're mellow, have a soft yet gruff voice, and/or shy (and not necessarily in the stereotypical way).

>> No.21607567

What is the best way for a daughteru to prank her papa

>> No.21607592
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Dragons are now commonly and oftenly beautiful and attractive point eared humanoids but still have all that powerful draconic powers and might and all that #dragonproblems stuff

Wat do?

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>> No.21607609

RS updated the story. Line 3632. https://pastebin.com/qW8RDKeY
I still love him but I'm pretty sure he doesn't know what the word 'leer' usually means.

>> No.21607615

>>21607594
cute dogs

>> No.21607617

>>21607567
Cast megamorphosis on herself, then wake him up and tell him he's been in a coma for 10 years.

>> No.21607628

>>21607567
Wake him up with sex and give him her virginity, only to reveal she was using an onahole on him!

>> No.21607936

>>21607615
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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>>21607936
Do they howl at the moon or what?

>> No.21608067

>>21607628
The onahole was a fairy

>> No.21608076

>>21608067
And the fairy was her mom.

>> No.21608090

>>21607964
Don't know about hellhounds and the moon phases, but werewolves get really hyperactive (HYPERACTIVE!) when the full moon is out. As in, they pounce on you, ride your cock as deep and as fast as they can go, leg lock you as tightly as possible and dig their claws into your back really hard. All while moaning and screaming at the top of their lungs.
Basically at full moon werewolves become as sexually depraved as hellhounds and then some.

>> No.21608128

>>21608090
That sounds like a hassle.

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Is there a potion or something that let's me temporarily steal the powers of MGs or copy them in some way? Maybe a potion of Switcherino that swaps my humanity for her monsterness?

I just want some wings so I can fly around man but magic is for losers so it's alchemy or bust.

>> No.21608339

>>21607617
>CC looking daughter still speaks like she's fresh out of elementary school
>She doesn't even notice how her lewd body doesn't fit in her clothes
>She insists way too much on you not checking the date
That would be a prank on her if anything, film it all then remind her about it when she's actually older

>> No.21608361

>>21608279
Dude jetpacks

>> No.21608411

>>21608279
https://youtu.be/pNaZCDhvh88

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>>21603477
Small, flat and cute

>> No.21608479

>>21608466
I don't trust lolipires.
With big busty vampires you know all the blood they drink goes to their breasts, with flat vampires it's a fearsome mystery.

>> No.21608499

>>21608090
>dad gets remarried to a werewolf with a daughter
>the daughter is a bit older than you, still working out what to do with her life, though, so she hasn't moved out
>get told not to enter either your parents' or your stepsister's room on a full moon because "you might get bit"
>playing vidya with stepsister because she asked about it
>can really only play games with an arcade stick because gamepads and keyboards aren't very paw-friendly.
>Stepmom comes in while you're getting your ass handed to you in Tekken 7
>"Sweetie, it's time for you to go to your room. It's a full moon tonight. Good night, Anon."
>they both head off to bed
>but your sister left her arcade stick
>oh well, she can come get it in the morning
>continue playing vidya alone
>hear something thud against the outside window
>it's your stepsister
>she's breathing pretty heavily
>"Lil' bro, I left my stick in there. Let me in, so I can come get it."
>remind her that it's a full moon, and that she should be careful, but bring her the stick anyway
>open the window
>the moment the opening is large enough, she leaps through in a fraction of a second
>tackles you, drags you to the ground by the waist
>gets right on top of you
>is staring at you hungrily, with drool trailing down from her lips onto your face
>"Ehe, oops! I tripped. Now, where did that stick go?"
>The arcade stick is right behind you, but she starts crawling backwards
>ends up at your pants
>tears open a hole with her claw, exposing your flaccid dick
>"Aww man, it got bent. Guess I'll have to straighten it out."
>politely, yet firmly explain that that is not a joystick
>"I know my stuff when I see it, lil' bro."
>she shoves your dick into her mouth like it's the last meal she'll ever have
>saliva goes flying everywhere as she eagerly works your dick into a stiffie with her lips and tongue
>"See? It's my stick. Lemme just make sure it still works."
>she starts jerking you off with her paw
>all of the spit on your dick makes her soft paw pads feel that much nicer
>it's such a rough milking that you cum before even a minute goes by
>she catches it all in her mouth and swallows
>immediately straddles you afterward
>shoves your still-throbbing, post-orgasm erection inside of her without warning or even trying to hide the fact that she's definitely not here for her arcade stick
>rides you so hard that her ass slaps against your thighs
>is tight enough to pull you up off the ground a little bit when she raises her hips
>her tongue sticking out, she's fucking herself silly on you
>leans over and bites into your shoulder
>mamono mana stops it from being excruciatingly painful, but the feeling of such big fangs sinking into your flesh is still very terrifying and foreign
>The proximity of her mouth to your ear is making her muffled screaming deafening
>cum again, but she still isn't done with you yet
>doesn't even stop riding you until your seventh orgasm
>when she does finally start slowing down, she keeps your dick stuffed inside her while she kisses you all over, muttering apologies and telling you all about how fucking incredible you felt
But how would you explain the bite marks she left behind to your mom and dad the morning after?

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>>21608479
It just means they burn off more energy being all hyperactive, there is nothing to be suspicious about

>> No.21608575

>>21608339
That's why she would get mom in on it. If they don't rely on their acting skills too heavily it's not a hard sell.

>both age themselves up with magic, maybe change the decor in their house if they really want to sell it
>doppelganger plays the part of a pharmacomancer who wakes him up and tells him what happened
>daughter has a ring on and runs out to call her 'husband' over
>wife just hugs him, feigning stunned silence
>dad has to process all of this while racing to figure out who the fuck his daughter married

>> No.21608605

>>21608571
>Hyperactive loli vampire who uses her extra energy to bully you
This is even scarier.

>>21608575
That's taking it too far.
The aged-up MILF will endure the roughest hatesex of the century to make up for it. Not sure how to punish the daughter tho.

>> No.21608632

>>21608605
Wife gets fucked in the ass like never before, daughter has to stay megamorphed when she goes to school the next day.

>> No.21608679

>>21608479
Some lolipires grow up as she sucks your blood. Then reverting back to the loli form if she's thirsty again.

>> No.21608713

>be Super Sentai Shota Ranger
>every week you fight off the monstergirl sent by the EvilBad Organization causing trouble around town, and try not to get raped while you're at it
>after having defeated so many of her minions defeated by you, the masked Mistress EvilBad herself appears, saying "If you want a shota raped right, you have to do it yourself."
>she manages to overpower you and pin you to the ground, grinding her crotch against yours to bring you to erection
>"Now, let's see what kind of cutie is hiding behind this helmet...Anon!?"
>she takes off her mask
>"Mom?!"
>you and your momster have been fighting each other this whole time without knowing

>> No.21608725

>>21608679
MGs with ability to manipulate their appearance or age state is just too fucking great. Perfect for unsure fags like me who likes both lolis and big busty momsters but doesn't actually want a harem

>> No.21608805

Imagine if all the mge girls got funko pop figures

>> No.21608812

>>21608805
You must be 18 years or older to use 4chan.

>> No.21608813
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6wh2qGy8sI

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>>21607345
You're asking to get thrown in a snow bank, bud

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>>21608813
I never got into Pokemon. Was always a Digimon man, me.

>> No.21608892

>>21608713
>and then she proceeds to fuck him either way

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>> No.21608908

>>21608713
>>21608892
>The Evil Overlord I Have to Fight is My Mom But She's Also Hot?!?
A classic show.

>> No.21608919

>>21608905
Dancing like clockwork?

>> No.21608944

>>21602782
junky cat?

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>>21608571
Loli vampires need a lot of energy for being tenderly bullied by an adult lover's cock.

>> No.21608991

>>21608813
What's that character name?
I keep seeing a guy avatarfag her in the r9gay threads.

>> No.21608993

>>21608991
Senko i think

>> No.21609010

>>21608991
That picture says Kemomimi-chan

>> No.21609015

>>21608993
The same as the loli mommy wife fox?

>> No.21609027

>>21608805
How unlikely is it really ?
A few years ago I would not have thought that succubus prison would get a steam release.

>> No.21609042

>>21608991
Her name is Kemomimi chan and she's an OC from this guy
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=68132875

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>>21608993
No
>>21609010
This is correct.

>> No.21609055

>>21609043
What makes deadpan girls so cute?

>> No.21609058

Wendigo family at the local pool, trying to beat the heat!

>> No.21609077

>A group of Elves will never molest you and force you to inseminate them

>> No.21609089
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>>21609077
That's because I don't need to be forced to inseminate elves. I do it willingly.

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>> No.21609095

>>21609089
That's no fun

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>>21609055
She can be excited when she wants to!

>> No.21609102

>>21609094
Wonderful.

>> No.21609142

>>21609058
>Wendi kids in the shallow end messing around, splashing water on each other,
>Wendimom working on her tan and watching the kids have fun on the side
>Wendidad taking the kids one by one on the water slide with him, scared awawas can be heard across the park
>Glacies lifeguard is used to hearing awawa all day when the Wendi family stops by

>> No.21609148

>>21609142
It's also a rare opportunity to see uncloaked wendis.
Of course, that may not be a good idea, given the profile.

>> No.21609152
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Is it bad for a Master to stare at his maid's chiseled abs?

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>> No.21609188

>>21609152
That's gay

>> No.21609225

>>21609188
it's not gay if your a man

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>kunoichi sneaks into your room at night to "assassinate" you
>pulls off the covers
>it's just a pile of pillows
>you're behind her

>> No.21609283

>>21609266
>”Omae wa mou rapedeiru”
>”Nani?”
>orgasms

>> No.21609335 [DELETED] 

>>21609225
It's super gay
I find lusting for traps less gay , cause at least its feminine.

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>> No.21609416

>>21609335
A guy that looks like a girl is still a guy.

>> No.21609448

Are there monster versions of "heroes"? Girls that sense a man has a large amount of spirit energy even if its dormant so she seeks him out in order to "defeat" him and make sure he is safe from the order? Hopefully there is no species limitation so any girl can be a "hero".

>> No.21609458

>>21609152
She's there to serve and for beauty we will pay!

>> No.21609522
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>> No.21609529

>>21609522
Tentacleeees
TENTACLES

>> No.21609533

>>21609448
>Are there monster versions of "heroes"?
As monster can't have their "true" potential unlocked like humans can, no... sort of.
They can still bee blessed by a god and more or less become a monster hero. And since they are naturally stronger than humans a normal MG adventurer could still be one hell of a fighting machine.

> Girls that sense a man has a large amount of spirit energy even if its dormant so she seeks him out in order to "defeat" him and make sure he is safe from the order?
Fairly sure this is a cannon thing Echidnas does.

Also, it's a fantasy land, even if there's no "direct" or mentioned way they can become heroes, it would be pretty bloody weird if they couldn't.

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>>21609529
>You called?

>> No.21609553

>>21607609
Thought he had wrapped that one up. Thanks for the update.

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>>21609407
Big pale noble butt

>> No.21609564

>>21609553
I always go back to it for the massive multi-arm massage & mammary menagerie so I was pleasantly surprised when my usual scroll bar click-point revealed text I didn't remember reading.

>> No.21609570

>>21609558
Could be bigger

>> No.21609579

>>21609558
Should you savor pale butts as is or do they need tendering beforehand?
Is spanking a good method of tendering Wight ass?

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>>21609522
Imagine trying to peel off your kraken waifu from you
>Manage to get one tentacle off your arm
>Another three stick to your legs

>> No.21609591

>>21609581
Your skin's going to look like polka dots from all the hickeys.

>> No.21609607

>>21609581
>>21609591
This is appealing to me.

>> No.21609614

>>21609591
As long as they're from her, I don't mind one bit. I'd proudly show them off as it's a sign of her love for me

>> No.21609624

>>21604474
Please please please respond!

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>>21609624
Never seen nothing like that

>> No.21609650
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21609650

>imagine suddenly meeting your monster waifu IRL
>that one chance that everyone wants
>you ask her out
>she rejects you, cause you look like a bastard child of Vladimir Harkonnen and McDonald's
And what's your excuse for lifting and not being ghey?

>> No.21609654

>>21609650
What the fuck are you talking about, I lift and run.

>> No.21609655

>>21609650
They don't give a shit about how you look.

>> No.21609678

>>21609650
I don't want to.

>> No.21609682

>Living in a seaside, New England cottage with a basement that accesses an underground cave to the ocean with your kraken waifu

>> No.21609686

>>21609650
I do lift anon, and I'm not unattractive.

>> No.21609703

>>21609650
But all the familiar wanted was a balding, fat man to mating press her.

>> No.21609711

Hot sweaty summer sex with a tomboy salamander.

>> No.21609717

>>21608499
You dont. Momma wolf is gunna smell her mana all over you.

>> No.21609718
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>>21609711
sweaty tomboy sex!

>> No.21609728

>>21609711
Shower sex with muscle salamders.

>> No.21609731

how would a ratatoskr rape you?

>> No.21609741

>>21609731
Blackmail and coercion.

>> No.21609744

>>21609731
Restraining you in your sleep after scoping out your schedule.

>> No.21609756

>>21609718
Tomboy monster girl sweat is a potent aphrodisiac that also cures depression.

>>21609728
Do you soap up before or after sex?

>> No.21609765

>>21608908
Why do the Nips suck so badly at naming things?

>> No.21609770

>>21609142
>>21609148
>Big Buff jolly looking man with a hot petite wife clinging to his side, a tall awkward daughter, a middle sized girl with glasses and a big smile, and a frizzy haired little girl crudely chewing on a big square of beef jerky
>Besides their antlers and some fur patterns, they're otherwise pretty unassuming
>The mother has to stop the youngest from constantly going to the concession stand to buy more hotdogs
>The dad snuck in some Whoors Beer cans and quickly finishes them off after taking the girls on the slides
>The tall girl meets up with a boy and nervously trails him around the whole day with his friends
>The middle girl sticks to herself but has fun practicing diving and reading when at her chair
>The youngest meets up with a young Yeti girl and they play pretend while mildly harassing people on the lazy river
Wendi families are wholesome.

>> No.21609780

>>21609756
>Do you soap up before or after sex?
Before, a good excuse to feel her well trained arms, rub her abs and all that other good stuff.

>> No.21609782

>>21609731
>>21609741
>Anon has some very questionable fetishes
>Ratatoskr spies on all the messed up porn he masturbates to
>She then blackmails him into having sex with her
>All the vanilla sex they have cures Anon of his weird fetishes
Good end.

>> No.21609786

Thread is almost kill, so let's play a game. Well, not really a game, but a difficult question.

>Portals open
>Your waifu is desperately trying to get to you but doesn't know where you are
>Meanwhile, an alp version of your waifu knows where you are and is tracking you down
>Your waifu turns to a shady man to find your whereabouts
>In exchange for your location, she's forced into a one-night-stand with him
By the time all is said and done, both girls converge on your location and find you at the same time.

Which do you choose?
>Your non-virgin waifu that was extorted for sex
>The alp version of your waifu that is virgin

>> No.21609789

>>21609770
Come to think, wendi coats and other pocket dimension abilities must be amazing for sneaking things into places. Imagine keeping an ice chest inside of your trump arts card when you go to the amusement park or something.

>> No.21609797

>>21609786
Fuck off you nigger.

>> No.21609798

>>21609786
That's not how monstergirls work, dumbass.

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>>21609786
If I can take both, I'll take both. If not, then waifu

>> No.21609835

>>21609786
Alpfu. I don't particularly care about alp or no alp.

>> No.21609846

>>21609650
Since real humans don't have mana, does that mean that monster girls would find us unattractive? Would we all alp or incubize?

>> No.21609849

>>21609789
>Wendi daughter insists on going to the latest Rambo movie
>Food at the theater is outrageously expensive
>She fills her coat with all the snacks and beverages should could ever want and has the time of her life

>> No.21609889

>>21609846
I think we would start getting mana once monster girls would start appearing. So, at the beginning many people would become alps, but years later we'd "normalize"

>> No.21609890

>>21609846
For any crossover i just assume that the one being crossed into (our world) instantly gains all magical properties of the invading world (MGE).
Thus Spirit mana was in us all along, but weak compared to humans in MGE land. This means women are more easily monsterized and men have less resistance to becoming incubi.

>> No.21609903

Would you fuck a kraken's funnel?

>> No.21609918

>>21609786
Shit question but if forced then the first.

>> No.21609926

>>21609786
Both

>> No.21609943

>>21609846
How do you know we don’t have mana? Maybe SE is related to testosterone and DE is related to estrogen?

>> No.21609954 [SPOILER] 
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This is a Dragon.

>> No.21609967

>>21609954
A very bullyable one, with how easy it is to knock her out

>> No.21609972

>>21609846
through the power of giving only, you can achieve producing human mana

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>>21609967
She's high risk high reward for all involved. You can KO her easily but she can 1 shot you just as well.

The most devastating of Critical Ecstasy attackers.

>> No.21609986

>>21609954
Worst dragon.

>>21609967
She is for bullying yet she is a notorious bully herself.

>> No.21609998

>>21609818
Does this logic apply to unicorns or would fucking her ass after having sex before still cause her to turn?

>> No.21610009

>>21609998
It doesn't apply at all to MGE as mamano take in mamano from their ass, pussy and mouth.

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>>21609986
>Worst Dragon

You take that back you son of an Alp.

>> No.21610018

>>21610009
Mana*

>> No.21610037

>>21609849
Why does Wendi daughteru hate theater workers

>> No.21610041

>>21610037
Wendi-chan is a little girl anon, she doesn't have that kind of money!

>> No.21610046

Smug and dominant shortstacks.

>> No.21610054

Why are tall flat monsters so great?

>> No.21610067

>>21610046
Imagine running into a pack of shortstack wolf girls in the forest one day, I’d have no choice but to take them all home and marry them (after I impregnated them all first).

>> No.21610068

>>21610046
I talk about dominating shortstacks, but I secretly want to be bullied by one.

>> No.21610070
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how do you go on knowing spider hugs will never be real?

>> No.21610077

>>21610012
1 quetzalcoatl pls

>> No.21610078

>>21610046
can they be delicious brown

>> No.21610080

>>21610068
They're gonna press their breasts against you and coyly ask why you look so uncomfortable.

>> No.21610087

>>21610068
Finally an anon that gets it.
There’s so much fun in sexually bullying a shortstack. But the real fun begins when she calls her equally short and equally stacked sisters to help her ‘put you in your place’.

>> No.21610090

>>21610070
I go on pretty well.

>>21610046
Bound and feisty shortstacks.

>> No.21610101

>>21610070
It’s a big reason why I drink.

>> No.21610104

>>21610012
Gib Ampithere

>> No.21610110

>>21610070
I'm scared of spiders and I still want a spider hug

>> No.21610115

>>21610041
>the first time Wendi-chan came in, she tried to trade pinecones to buy her ticket

>> No.21610134

>>21610115
well that's too cute I'd pay for the movie and her overpriced concessions myself

>> No.21610137

>>21610080
How would you even counter that. Espcially if she does it in a public place so you know you can do anything. Now you got a dominant shortstack teasing you relentlessly an entire day.

>>21610087
And soon you become the breeding stud for an entire shortstack village. Restricted from even leaving and forcefully used to impregnate them at their beck and call.

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>>21610068
This seems proper.

>> No.21610162

>>21610137
Gyaru shortstacks are dangerous. They can tease you all day and not get tired.

>> No.21610164

>>21610110
Wouldn't the chitin feel uncomfortable?

>>21610137
>not taking the highly portable shortstacks with you to fuck while you walk

>> No.21610173

>>21610134
This is how you get a loli Wendi who constantly visits you and likes you a whole lot.
I hope you can handle the awkwardness when she forces you to go to her birthday party and you have to meet her parents.

>> No.21610190

>>21610173
I'm just a theater worker who pours soda and cleans up after the show I doubt the little Wendi would remember me

>> No.21610212

>>21610190
Must really suck having to clean all the love stains in the theater on top of the mess that occurs in typical theaters. I think I'll just watch the films at home.

>> No.21610214

>>21610190
>Monster girl not remembering a man being kind to her
There are some out there who'd chase a man around the world for calling her cute.

>> No.21610221

>>21610162
>Gyaru shortstacks
Dear lord. I never even thought about that until you said something anon. Just imagine;
>you’re working your job at a karaoke bar and you have a huge order of drinks to a private lounge
>you open the door to see at least twelve gyaru shortstacks in there laughing it up
>but they all go quiet when you walk in with their drinks
>you give them their drinks and realize one of them is blocking the door
>and soon enough you’re enveloped into a world of tan and soft flesh as they wring you dry
>just don’t worry when you wake up in their dorm covered in lipstick

>> No.21610223

>>21610160
It is.

>>21610162
Even worse is that gyaru shorties can handle the eventual backlash and once your spent she will be able to dominate your body easily while you helplessly get used by her.

>>21610164
shorties can be stronger than they look.

>> No.21610233

>>21610223
That's why you hogtie the shorties and carry them like bags.

>> No.21610237

>>21610221
Breaking: Man Held Captive by Gyaru Karaoke Club. "Situation Too Dangerous For City Police", Says Chief P'orggin

>> No.21610242

>>21610233
This guy gets it.

>> No.21610248

>>21610237
>Man marries entire gyaru karaoke club
FTFY anon

>> No.21610250

>>21610221
>covered in lipstick
Dear god that's the stuff.

>> No.21610262

>>21610233
Its a lot harder to actually do then just say.

>> No.21610267

>>21610248
Kidnapping and rape ≠ marriage, even if either or both parties cum. It's the law!

>> No.21610271

>>21610233
Have you ever tried to hogtie a shortstacked kraken? It’s a lot harder than it sounds anon.

>> No.21610275

>>21610267
its legal in kazhastan

>> No.21610282

>>21610160
She looks like the kind who'd try to sexually bully you real bad but could only muster to jerk you off gently while politely belittling you.

>>21610212
Would it be immoral to refuse Jubjubs access to the theater ? Lewd bird juices are better left in the bedroom.

>> No.21610283

>>21610267
That’s not what Senator Ushi says. She’s a staunch advocate of “if he cums then they’re married”.

>> No.21610284

>>21610212
That's why theaters have a no sex policy
>>21610214
Yeah but I'm sure a cute little wendi has plenty of people being kind to her

>> No.21610294

>>21610262
Can't be harder than I am.

>>21610271
Use the suction cups and tentacles against them. Think of it like tying your shoes.

>> No.21610308

>>21610284
>I'm sure a cute little wendi has plenty of people being kind to her
There are tons of people who are kind to her but you, the simple theater anon, was the first person to stand out to her. You should hear her at school brag to her friends about having a boyfriend who’s older and cooler than her friends boyfriends.

>> No.21610336

>>21610275
You have it backwards. Pre-marital rape is still rape, but marital rape, not so much.
>>21610283
Sen. Ushi hasn't passed that bill yet, and probably never will so long as Chief Justice Valkyrie is still in the Supreme Court.

>> No.21610343

>>21610137
You can still do things back, you just need the guts to do them. If they're rubbing against you a quick grope should be easy, for example. You could also rub yourself against them pretty easily to try and fluster them right back. I had a friend that sometimes wore low cut tops, and if she did it in front of me I'd sometimes throw rolled scraps of paper down her top (and make her fish them out). I called it Cleavage Ball.

>> No.21610370

>>21610343
That does sound like a good plan. Although she might be able to cancel it just by acting supremely lewd about your rubbing. Then it just becomes a contest seeing who can be the lewdest!

>> No.21610400

>>21610370
I mean, yeah, but you publicly mating pressing the breasts of a shortstack that though you would back down is probably a normal occurrence in monster lands.

>> No.21610419

>>21610400
Probably.

>> No.21610469
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21610469

Whats your opinion on monster older sister-wives?

>> No.21610481

>>21610308
Wendigos are just too cute

>> No.21610498

>>21610469
I like it when they're very manipulative.

>> No.21610510

>>21610336
Chief Justice Valkyrie is an old hag who needs to step down she’s due for retirement.

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>>21610498
A man of good taste!

>> No.21610547

>>21610469
10/10 i want to draw art of titania when i feel motivated

>> No.21610559
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>>21610469
>>21610531
Men of culture

>> No.21610567

What would a monster do if she wants to get more women for her husband but he wants monogamy

>> No.21610579

>>21609579
That's a good method to tenderize all undead butts. Even difficult ones like Wisps need a hand.

>> No.21610583

>>21610559
I am the same man, but thank you for the compliment! My waifu is basically a slightly shorter bustier pslime version of her!

>> No.21610594

>>21610469
I like older monstergirls, but I'm not into mommy play, and typically like them shorter than myself.
They are sexy though and I understand the appeal.

>> No.21610616

>>21610567
Doppelganger potion of course.

>> No.21610620
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Big, tall and imposing monster girls are the best

>> No.21610627

>>21610620
that is a big anubis and i would very much like her to enslave me

>> No.21610633

>>21610620
Big or small is fine as long they play to their strengths.

>> No.21610658

>>21609266
I hope Anon gets assassinated by a Green clan Kunoichi, who summons a bunch of vines to ensare and entangle him.

Then she proceeds to raid his fridge, lie on his couch and eat snacks while watching TV for a while, with him lying at the foot of the couch unable to move.

While she has control of the remote!

>> No.21610660
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21610660

I want to sniff this.

>> No.21610697

>>21610660
I want to ask if she wants a hot cocoa.

>> No.21610700
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>>21610469
Older Sister wife monster
>>21610620
Big, tall, and imposing

Jabberwock aces both, why are big scary yet loving older sisters so nice?

>> No.21610717

>>21610700
jabberwocks hunting for gaijin otoutos

>> No.21610728

Is it possible to have a monster sister without incest

>> No.21610730
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Heroes are for _____

>> No.21610734

>>21610730
Loving handholding and believing in their current form that it is the best because you are her squire

>> No.21610740

>>21610728
are you stupid? go to wurm-chan, you're banned from the smart people table

>> No.21610746
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21610746

Yes, either have your parents adopt you a monster sister, or be adopted into a family with a monster sister

>> No.21610751

>>21610740
Wow, this post might be the most elaborate ruse I've ever seen a wurm use.

>> No.21610753

>>21610730
They make good wights.

>> No.21610759

>>21610740
Shit but I just recently got my smart table membership card I bought it from a tanuki

>> No.21610774

>>21610759
then she's banned from the smart people table too. greila, shirokuto, and runya are disappointed in you

>> No.21610781

Lewd the unlewdable monster

>> No.21610791

>>21610781
Elder Brain? Gelatinous Cube?

>> No.21610795

>>21610620
>when Anon comes home at 3AM without telling her

>> No.21610815

You know what they say about monsters with big tails

>> No.21610817

>>21610781
how do you lewd cthulhu

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>>21610791
>Gelatinous Cube

>> No.21610828

>>21610815
They have big hearts?

>> No.21610834
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>>21610759
>Wanting to sit at the smart table
>Can't pig out and grab a whole plate of food
>Have to wait for servers to bring out each plate individually
>Main course is tiny piece of steak with ketchup in a swirl around it
>Small cups that need constant refills, but the servers refuse to give you a pitcher
>Can't speak too loudly, laugh or tell jokes
>Boring classical music
>Dumb table is having fun in the next room badly singing karaoke
>has tons of food since you have to feed wurms, sandworms and other big girls
>It's like a bbq with ribs, hamburgers, corn, sweet potatoes, etc.
>Has giant cooler filled with soda that you can grab at anytime
>Are allowed to tell dirty jokes and laugh at them
Can someone remind me why the smart table is so special?

>> No.21610850

>>21610730
Seducing and corrupting with big incubus dick.

>> No.21610877

>>21610730
Going on an adventure with, along with a party of other Human girls who are gradually corrupted and monsterized.

>> No.21610884

I want to turn a shy, pure Witch into an unashamed size princess!

>> No.21610888

>>21610730
becoming Dark Braves.

>> No.21610892

>>21610884
>Implying all lolis aren't already

>> No.21610894
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21610894

>>21610888
Good taste!

>> No.21610898

>>21610892
Some take training.

>> No.21610901

>>21609846
I assume if we were around mge girls we would develop mana

>> No.21610904

>>21609846
What if we do but never learned to use magic?

>> No.21610909

>>21610730
Turning into Demons and Arch-Devils who fight for love and justice despite their evil aura

>> No.21610912

brown lolim

>> No.21610914

>>21610898
What, to take larger sizes?

>> No.21610916

>>21610894
Dark Brave too OP, plz nerf.

>> No.21610920

>>21610912
charcoal lolim.

>> No.21610927

>>21610916
Live in an inn or shop. They can't start turn based combat there so you're safe presuming they also don't have a dating sim bundled in.

>> No.21610928

>>21610730
Going on an adventure that eventually leads to her monsterized

>> No.21610935

>>21610916
>Best armor
>Best bodies
>Best girls
How can heroes even compete.

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>> No.21610942

>>21610700
Why is her tail wet?

>> No.21610959

>>21610936
Wrong thread, but pink skin is beautiful and black sclera is always a bonus. Do we have any pinky girls besides Sandworms?

>> No.21610964

>>21610959
In the MGE? Not that I'm aware of.

>> No.21610966

>>21610815
They need lots of brushing!

>> No.21610968

>>21610834
The smart table is better because I’m socially awkward and can just sit in silence among the kuu girls without having to talk to anyone.

>> No.21610974

>>21610927
>see Dark Brave in the distance, fast approaching
>Stop moving
>Her encounter tile is in stasis
>strategically move yourself about according to the exact current atomic time of day
>casually pass by her as she's forced to move away to a different area
>looks pissed because she's getting bluewalled by rng manipulation
>asks DL if she can be a dungeon boss
>gets put in an impossibly difficult, but optional extra dungeon
>it's okay though
>maybe he won't know better, and wander inside anyway
>hero never swings by until he's well beyond her power level, and practically steamrolls her with his now fully optimized party
Being Dark Brave is suffering

>> No.21610981

>>21610936
Such a lewd outfit.

>> No.21610989

>>21610894
Does anyone have the other girls in the book ?

>> No.21610995

>>21610815
Bite the pillow Shinji-kun, she's going in dry.

>> No.21611003

>>21610936
>tfw no Cheshire with the personality of Ms. Joke.

>> No.21611008

>>21610920
Vantablack lolim.

>> No.21611020

>>21610927
>turn based combat
Looks like she's gonna have a bad time.

>> No.21611024

>>21611003
Wasn’t she a pedo?

>> No.21611035

Question for everyone. What class would you waifu be if she joined the mamano lords army (use imgur link to see classes).

>>21610989
here you go https://imgur.com/a/QkaI4

>> No.21611039

>>21611008
that's way too dark, anon. you won't even be able to tell what you're fondling.

>> No.21611041

>>21611039
Isn’t it exotic!?!

>> No.21611042

>>21611035
Dark Strategist.

>> No.21611044

>>21611035
none of those

>> No.21611058
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>> No.21611060

>>21611058
Thicker than a snicker

>> No.21611083

>>21611035
She is a dragon, so most likely a warrior.

>> No.21611088

>>21610660
smells like cloudberries

>> No.21611093

>>21611042
What species?

>>21611083
Good choice! Swoop down with a torrent of lewd flames before turning the heroes into cumming messes with her demon silver sword!

>> No.21611111

>>21611093
Nah, she probably wouldn't do much of that with her flames and instead of a sword she'd just use her claws. I can see her intimidating Order villages until they give in though if she were in the army like that.

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>>21609579
>>21610579
No spanking the loli Wights, just sensually feel up and grope her backside from every angle while laying side by side peppering her lips and upper body with kisses. And then start slowly inching your fingers closer to her butthole and preparing her for the main event

>> No.21611123

>>21610730
for keeping them in the human form and not corruption to a monster girll. Unless of course she consents in sound mind.

>> No.21611139

>>21611035
Wight head wife would be a dark brave since she used to be a hero, others are harder to call.Could see my Salamander being a warrior and demon being a strategist

>> No.21611144

>>21611123
How do you help her choose what species?

>> No.21611157

>>21611111
sounds quite savage and i cant complain with Quints like those!

>>21611139
Sounds like a strong and scary harem for any order army. Would you be an incubus knight or more just the camp follower?

>> No.21611167

>>21611008
That's just a Lolim that felt like covering herself in her own demonic energy.

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>> No.21611181

what does a mershark's pussy taste like?

>> No.21611188

>>21611181
sea water and shark pussy flesh

>> No.21611190

>>21611179
Damnit.
Whenever someone posts one of Barb's newer art my heart skips a beat and I think KC released a new species from seeing the thumbnail.
I demand more cow mage as reparation.

>> No.21611192

>>21611035
Kakuen Musketeer except with some skill with a sword not sure If I’d want her to be in the mamano lord army though

>> No.21611200

>>21611179
I want Cowgisa to give me paizuri with her massive tits!

>> No.21611205

>>21611024
That's Pixie Bob, a lewd, desperate CC.

>> No.21611229

>>21611192
I would imagine the musketeer have some basic skill in sword fighting. Makers sense then for your kakuen. Would she be a freelancer or mercenary or would she just be a soldier before meeting you and quitting afterwards?

>> No.21611235

>>21611157
>Would you be an incubus knight or more just the camp follower?
I'd love to help them as a knight, I generally play tank classes in games where it's an option. Besides my Salamander and Hinezumi wives just wouldn't have me being passive.

>> No.21611244

>>21611229
Probably a freelancer

>> No.21611246

Wikifag here. I've cleaned the rule34.xxx monster girl encyclopedia tag. Got around 15 images.
For this month, I'll be adding images from Thundragon's tumblr and these guys' twitters
https://twitter.com/j2_j2_j2 https://twitter.com/nanonebula to the weekly uploads.

>> No.21611250

>>21611235
Being your harems tank sounds like a great way to receive tons of after adventure/battle nursing and pampering from your wives.
Plus evil tanks always look bad ass in their edgy armor so thats just the candy on top!

>> No.21611253

going to go camping with a hellhound friend. she told me not to bring my phone or any electronic while we camp out in the deep woods where you can easily get lost and no one can hear us because it ruins the immersion of being out in nature doing nature stuff. what did she mean by this, bros?

>> No.21611305

>>21611253
Don't listen to her. Camping is dumb..

>> No.21611318

>>21611250
Not going to lie, I'm a dumb chuuni and love that sort of armour.
The girls who don't fight would probably be a bit worried but that'd be all the more reason to return to them with a smile.

>> No.21611322

>>21611093
Tengu..

>> No.21611358

>>21611246
Nice. I guess paheal's next on your list?

>> No.21611382

>>21611035
Kiki would definitely be a Dark Warrior. Clean and smash the battlefield.
Shoggy would be the Dark Strategist. They never anticipate her strange plans.
Aotomanee would be a Dark Armor. Standing by and always vigilant.
Gremlin would be a Combat Technician. I know that's the human class but whatever.

>> No.21611409

>>21611246
Keep up the good work.

>> No.21611425

Why can't monsters just join the human army

>> No.21611435

>>21611425
Because fighting is for fags with tiny weiners.

>> No.21611443

>>21611425
Because if they join it's no longer a human army

>> No.21611448

Is your maid part of the Kute Kiki Kooking Kakes Klub

>> No.21611449
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Need me a bapho for my 2-inch dick

>> No.21611453

>>21611425
They can- one parasite slime at a time.

>> No.21611456
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>>21611449
A fairy would be more suitable.

>> No.21611464

>>21611449
Are you the guy who would always make the "I want x to laugh at my tiny penis" posts? I miss some of harmless shitposters.

>> No.21611463

>>21611449
Why is she listing what not to do

>> No.21611467

>>21611456
She's too small for me. I need a girl that I can properly cuddle with.

>> No.21611473

>>21611464
I am not. Sorry to let you down, anon.

>> No.21611477

Don't treat monstergirls like pets they are real women with hearts

>> No.21611481

>>21611449
Goat pussy is SHIT

>> No.21611484

>>21606558
They are shell shocked from all the horrible wounds and illnesses she's had to treat

>> No.21611491

>>21611481
Actually, it's quite the opposite. It's the best of them all

>> No.21611501

>>21611456
I wonder if a Fairy would like one of those doll houses as a gift

>> No.21611506

Big aggressive rapist monsters need hugs too

>> No.21611510

>>21611477
What if they really like pet play?

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>>21611481
Says you.

>> No.21611537

>>21611491
Need a mad scientist baphomet to create a familiar with a pussy to surpass bapohmets.

>> No.21611539

>>21611531
Alcohol is shit as well

>> No.21611544

https://i.imgur.com/R26Hrhp.png

>> No.21611548

>>21611537
Why would she try to dismantle her own superiority?

>> No.21611555

>>21611544
You're too good to us. I appreciate the goat eyes

>> No.21611560

>>21611548
Because science!

>> No.21611566

>>21611544
Hot!

>> No.21611567

>>21611548
It's part of the madness and a never ending drive for progress.

>> No.21611569

>>21611544
Finally, a Sabbath-approvable Bapho

>> No.21611570

>>21611544
>Vada drawing baphos again
Thank fuck! I thought he had forsaken us

>> No.21611574

What kind of magic should I invest time in?

Cryomancy is great for subduing with cold-blooded monsters, but then I have to warm them up and can't just fuck them immediately. On the other hand on-demand cold drinks, heat resistance, and milk preservation is awesome.

Psionics is great for telekinesis, hypnosis, illusions, and telepathy, but it's not energy efficient unless it's for practical purposes such as untangling knots or generating weak slices. Plus, it's not as fun to grope without touching and hypnosis isn't that big of a turn-on for me.

Protection magic can help me harmlessly absorb magic and elemental hazards, dispel magic, heal, and absorb heavy hits, but there's no direct offense spells except ones that shock or weaken undead.

Light magic seems pretty cool since it's all around effective against monsters, and can be extremely versatile in the right hands, particularly hard light weapons that don't require limbs to operate. Hard light takes a lot of skill and mana to use, though.

Aeromancy can be used to generate fogs, smoke bombs, gusts of wind (for upskirts), breathing underwater, and to help with jumping and landing. It really sucks against heavier monsters and has no effect on most solid objects unless paired with sound magic.

Force magic can produce earthquakes, decelerate, accelerate, distort sound (for sneaking, for example), and also has kinesis. Not as delicate or as versatile as psionics, but maybe I can do both if I train hard enough.

The real question is how does it work with my weapons and equipment. I personally want to ensure that I am hard to catch, but can ensure the capture of my prey in a way where she can't reverse things, or at least I have a way to avoid being subjected to the reversal.

>> No.21611577

>>21611358
I already went through paheal when Butter-t's leak came out. Though, I might've missed some gazer images, since I can no longer tell them apart.
Next on the list would be the twitters of the waifufags.

>> No.21611580

>>21611531
>tfw no high level, 'Ara ara~' Satyros Brewmaster to join your low level adventuring party.

>> No.21611586

>>21611544
More baphos! Please never stop doing cute goats.

>> No.21611589

>>21611544
baphomets are gonna be the new lilems, just watch. i ain't complaining, baphomets are better than lilems imo

>> No.21611595

>>21611318
And thats the best part. Nothing better than coming home to a warm home and pacifistic wifes after spooking order soldiers with your scary incubi armor.

>>21611322
Makes sense. She is gunna have a great view of battle.

>>21611382
All good choices.

>> No.21611611

>>21611589
Most the OC baphos are waifus so it feels a bit different from the lilim stuff.

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>> No.21611638

>>21611453
Muh nigga. What would your strategy in psliming the human armies?

>> No.21611665

>>21611035
She's a Dark Mage, so I guess she'd be a Dark Strategist.
Not that she'd be interested in joining the army anyway.

>> No.21611666

>>21611491
>bapho says bapho pussy a best
>this is in no way biased or unsubstantiated in any way when clearly haku and holst a best in every single way objectively

>> No.21611668

>>21611570
Hasnt his last few been bustier baphos?

>> No.21611676

How do you hold hands with a monster that lacks hands?

>> No.21611691

>>21611638
Throw bottles of slime, uncork bottles of slime outside their tents at night, roll barrels of slime downhill, infiltrate a tavern in their path, contaminate a water source.
If I could only affect one target I'd start with the medic.

>> No.21611705

>>21611638
Different anon but just put some into the local water supply and food stores. Eventually pslime levels will hit a critical mass point where they can just take over the CNS and force the host body to hold still for full conversion.

>> No.21611715

>>21611548
Hubris and the goal of continuing improvement

>> No.21611716

>>21606077
I miss the MGC maid profiles

>> No.21611718

>>21608499
>Wonder how your dad is keeping up with your new mother and her own sexually hyperactive stamina.

>> No.21611723

>>21611574
What would cryptomancy be?

>> No.21611737

>>21611612
>No running away!~

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>>21611676
Depends on what they have in place of hands.

>> No.21611752

>>21611723
the magic power to handle secret readings. you can probably use it to out-do a chaos monster like a shoggoth trying to turn your body into a public cum factory. by understanding all that is twisted by chaos and all that is unknown, you could find the truth in one convenient spell in cryptomancy

>> No.21611755

Good thing monsters cant commit domestic abuse

>> No.21611756
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Please don't interrupt Mayadere Villains when they're giving their speeches. They spend a lot of time practicing them.

>> No.21611760

>>21611756
If she lets me finish the speech will she let me give her a headpat

>> No.21611768

>>21611723
The ability to make a sphinx wetter than the Nile.

>> No.21611769

>>21611756
I bet Evil Dragons do this before a crowd of their Dragon Cultist worshipers. When they finish they all start clapping, cheering and asking her for an encore while she beams pride.

>> No.21611773

>>21611768
Aw yeah.

>> No.21611776

>>21611668
We need Sabbath approved Baphos

>> No.21611778

>>21611668
Don't get me wrong, busty baphos are nice and all, but we need real, true baphos

>> No.21611789
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I need a Chuuni Oni who shouts 'ORA ORA ORA!' while she throws a flurry of punches.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFjE5A4UAJI

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>> No.21611798

>>21611795
Oregon trail with your Centaur wife.

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>> No.21611814

>>21611798
I'm gonna Caulk her over the river

>> No.21611817

>>21611798
>You have contracted jubjub flu
Beats dysentery, I suppose.

>> No.21611828

>>21611737
Why not?

>> No.21611833
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21611833

Is the better way to get a strong waifu is to become an evil lord yourself then make the hardest and most convoluted dungeon to raid ensuring only the most well seasoned and powerful monster girls have a chance to fight you? Or is it better to fight your way to an ancient evil and asking for her hand in marriage after beating her in combat?

>> No.21611844

>>21611798
>Anon has broken his pelvis
Good thing the next stop is nearby

>> No.21611848

>>21611828
The cookies are almost ready

>> No.21611866

>>21611833
Either one is fine.

>> No.21611874

>>21611833
>Or is it better to fight your way to an ancient evil and asking for her hand in marriage after beating her in combat
Find a girl strong enough to fight you to a stalemate and propose mid battle.

>> No.21611905

>>21611723
The ability to crash shitcoins at will

>> No.21611954

does the monster lord have dominion over all the monster lands?

>> No.21611959

>>21611691
You get pretty good coverage. Although maybe planing some in armor, pillows and beds might be another good idea.
>start with the medic
Good idea. Continuing on the armor idea i think corrupting the blacksmith or armorer would be a good idea.

>>21611705
Sounds pretty stealthy and even a bit insidious. Although i can obly imagine they would less rended immobile from the slime and more from the pleasure that it can provide to the future host with CNS control.

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>>21611905
>crash shitcoins

>> No.21611970

>>21611905
CRASH IT

>> No.21611977

>>21611970
with no survivors?

>> No.21611980

>>21611905
That's Bogomancy. Cryptomancy is the art of using the expenditures of pedophiles, kidnappers and drug addicts to make a profit by ensuring them complete privacy. It's considered a dark art by Wights and Tanukis alike, and should only be practiced in absolute solitude, lest the Magi Adjudica Ultima catch on, arrest you and throw you in one of those roper pits.

Horticomancy is where the real money's at. Bitches love elaborate gardens.

>> No.21611984

>>21611905
>Tanukis spam the crypto currency memes and people buy it
>They then crash it putting everyone into massive debt
>Girls are forcibly monsterized to get rid of their debts
>Guys get marriage proposals from tanukis telling them the slate will be wiped clean if he marries her
>>21611980
The only girls who'd be impressed by that would be dryads

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>>21611984
>The only girls who'd be impressed by that would be dryads

>> No.21611998

>>21611984
Every high class MG knows what a sexy fuckin' garden looks like

>> No.21611999

>>21611035
Very cool, my dude. Do (You) have anything more specific on class abilities? I'd like to know what waifus can do with the level up, maybe other anons do too. The spell lists looks pretty interesting, got any details on that either?

>> No.21612008

>>21603272
>I'm not the only one with a jinko and cheshire combo. wew.

>> No.21612015

>>21611984
>Guys get marriage proposals from tanukis telling them the slate will be wiped clean if he marries her
just like those ugly bastard hentais except the ugly bastard is a tanuki and i'll be drenched in her cum, spit, sweat, and grease!

>> No.21612024

>>21611999
Some basic descriptions ob mgr and pastebin, but i dont have a link unfortunately.

>> No.21612030

>>21612008
It's my go to.

>> No.21612039

>>21611984
>does not get his waifu the finest of rape-orchids
>thinks that refined tentacle blooms don't get them britches wet
>thinks that a elaborate living pharmacopeia that can make you ejaculate in all 33 flavors of Baskin Robbins is unimpressive to mamono
Why do you have no romance in your soul? Is it a lack of mamono no-no touch? Because we can fix that. We're here for you dude.

>> No.21612052

>>21612024
Redux?

>> No.21612056
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>> No.21612071

>>21612056
why are they so soft

>> No.21612074

>>21612071
The Demon Lord wills it.

>> No.21612086

How would the Order and the Land of the Four Souls interact with each other? Would they fight, or would the latter convince the former that enslaving monsters is much more practical and effective than trying to kill them?

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>>21612071
The cuddlerape gang has to be

>> No.21612098

>>21612086
They both fuck off. Next question.

>> No.21612105

>>21612098
Will we ever learn how the Land of the Four Souls proactively dates monsters?

>> No.21612109

>>21612105
No.

>> No.21612110

>>21612056
BAA-RAM-EWE
Wait-

>> No.21612111

>>21612093
is it really rape is the boy falls asleep from how soft it is?

>> No.21612120

>>21612024
Too bad, a closer look would've been nice.

>> No.21612122

>>21612109
It would be nice to know how I can make my encounter with my waifu more ideal. I don't want to become her pet or be stuck in her home forever and I wouldn't want to the same for her even though I would love to dominate her..

>> No.21612135
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>>21612122
This is the fucking MGE we're talking about: you can make your encounter with your waifu as ideal as you please.

>> No.21612148

>>21612135
so i can pretend i don't want my waifu and she'll rape me until she's convinced that i accept her as my waifu?

>> No.21612151

Several years ago there was someone who did really good monster girl drawing requests. I think they had an archive up on tumblr with all of their stuff but it got destroyed in the great takedown. I'm specifically trying to find a piece they did of a barn owl harpy wearing a skirt and ribbed boob sweater. Anyone happen to have this or know where I can find it?

>> No.21612157

>>21612135
I just want to know if there's magic rope I can use to tie up the attacking monster, or pressure points that will temporarily disable monsters so that they have to fuck on my own terms.

>> No.21612159

>>21612148
I like to pair that scenario with a self-hating oomukade.

>> No.21612166

>>21612086
>>21612105
I put proactive dating into kung-fu duel format for Four Souls. Lackluster response here, and a little spaghetti. Meh. Anyway, when combined with the Order... a wuxia film with half of the people in armor?
>>21612135
>ideal as you please
Not him. That would be the real problem, wouldn't it?

>> No.21612175

How does your waifu fantasize her meeting with her husbando(you)

>> No.21612193
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>>21612151

don't know the artist

>> No.21612214

>>21612052
Yes. I think its the MGE general forums under wg 2

>> No.21612216

>>21612175
Very good question, my dude. You should ask it on the next thread, since this one is page 10.

>> No.21612219

>>21612175
wouldn't we have the same fantasy?

>> No.21612231

>>21612157
You use the unbeatable ancient technique :headpats.

>> No.21612235

>>21612175
I become her roomate. I first meet her while unpacking in her apartment home where I find her tied up in her room and free her even though she was simply in self-bondage and had some safety measures.

>> No.21612240

>>21612219
Not him. Unlikely, I'm not a waifu dude, but can applysome logic as far as I understand it. Two different perspectives should give two different interpretations of the same objective event.

>> No.21612249

>>21612240
But that would make me want my fantasy to match hers so if I had to chose how we met I'd go with how she wants

>> No.21612257

>>21612249
>Anon's waifu types the exact same phrase but for his fantasy

>> No.21612262

>>21612249
Uh huh. Like I said earlier, that is the problem with idealization. I'm the last to suggest giving yourself some sort of personality disorder, a la tulpa weirdos. However it would be reasonable to actually characterize her like a person. This is what I do and I'm a dice and numbers instead of waifu guy for developing characters. I'd think waifuist would be even more motivated than I to do that sort of thing.

>> No.21612295

>>21612175
Too bad it is so dead in here right now. You should definitely get more responses if you ask early in the next thread.

>> No.21612301

>>21612295
This whole board is dead right now.
>last thread was created six hours ago

>> No.21612316

>>21612301
I'm just waiting for this thread to die so that I can talk about monster hunters filling the dark souls of monsters with LIGHT!

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>>21612111
It's high impact hugging, not sex

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Why are kitsunes so lewd? Why won't they just sit down and stop?

>> No.21612329

>>21612175
>tfw always imagine others with their waifu and myself as a simple third person observer

>> No.21612332

>>21612328
why not give them ritalin

>> No.21612338

>>21612301
Well it can't hurt to try again. There's no way that you won't get plenty of responses. That is basically what this thread is about.

>> No.21612343

>>21611833
>Is the better way to get a strong waifu is to become an evil lord yourself then make the hardest and most convoluted dungeon to raid ensuring only the most well seasoned and powerful monster girls have a chance to fight you
This has always been one of the more chunni ideas I really like. Being the villain and getting defeated by the hero Monster Girl rival, who decides to take you prisoner for your misdeeds as punishment, and try to reform you as well. The initial fights and tension, and the slow warming up and change of heart that follows.

>> No.21612358

>>21612329
Roleplaying as someone else is a skill. It has to be developed by using contrast of them against yourself. If there is no disagreement with what you desire, then there is no strong feeling or sense to that other person. They would logically just be your desire at that point.

>> No.21612378
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>> No.21612398

>>21612338
If i created a new thread right now, this one would be bumped off, but I'm afraid that goes against board etiquette.

>> No.21612407

Friendly reminder that since monstergirls' pussies perfectly fit their husbands' dicks, then one can hardly blame a father for dicking the daughteru when she's always going to inherit her mother's perfect pussy.

>> No.21612429

>>21612407
delet this

>> No.21612441

>>21611539
agreed

>> No.21612445

>>21612407
For fuck sakes,
What kind of mental and emotional damage are you going to inflict on your own children for your own pleasure?
What? Is your wife not good enough for you? Why would you shatter your family if your wife could meet your sexual needs?

>> No.21612449

>>21611544
>spicy bapho on that magical bed of return of whatever thingy
nice

>> No.21612458

>>21612175
we stare at eachother and then she rapes me

>> No.21612461

>>21612398
Ah, that is a shame. I expected more people to be forthcoming with their waifu's views, really. People are always describing so many intimate acts with their waifus here, why not share the intimate thoughts and feelings?

>> No.21612467

>>21612445
>applying real-world psychology to the MGE
Shiggy-diggy.

>> No.21612485

when movies get invented i'm going to make a film about the ugliest harpy being neglected by every one even her own mother and then she grows up to become a big beautiful birb and easily gets the man with the biggest dick that all the monsters were ambitiously going after

>> No.21612488

>>21612445
How would it shatter your family it’s mge some fathers just get with their daughter doesn’t break up the family

>> No.21612489

>>21612485
>when movies get invented

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