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I want to spend time with her mom too!

>>21506163
Alice-chan looks great in that outfit! I'd love to spend the day with her!

Sorry Alice, but summer time is prime fairy mating season, i will see you when it gets colder though

>>21506221
t. Marisa

>>21506226
I want to rape Marisa like she's a fairy, not taking into consideration the fact that she can't respawn.

Let's go buy some ice creaml Alice! I'll get you your favourite!

No thank you, I'm going with the superior magician

Slander, Alice always hangs out alone

>>21506167
Alice spending weeks making a bikini!
Alice using expensive material!
Alice's mom stealing the spotlight completely with a bikini she hasn't worn for decades!

>>21506371
Poor Alice. She just can't compete with her mom when she didn't inherit her figure.

>>21506422
And none of her confidence! It must be so embarassing to have your mom as your wingman. But that shouldn't get in the way of having a fun time with Alice during Summer

>>21506473
To her, she'll always be a little kid.

>>21506473
>as her wingman
Shinki is just gonna stole her daugther's pinky friend

>>21506504
That does not make it acceptable to helicopter Alice when she's trying to do her own thing with anon!

>>21506617
But she means well. The fact that she's able to get her least sociable daughters out on the beach is an achivement on its own. She's going to make sure that Alice and Sacchan socialize properly, even if it means helicoptering the hell out of both of them.

>>21506617
Oh, please, Alice could be in a room with just her and anon, with both of them horny and naked, and she still wouldn't know what to do.
Alice is terrible with guys.

>>21506675
Shinki is a very nice mom, but she must realise Alice must learn how to get out of her comfort zone by herself, otherwise you're going to create a future problem of Alice only being able to interact with people when her mom is around! Shinki should now let Alice do her own thing, and if she embarasses herself then it'll be a learning experience. Shinki should only helicopter if Alice appears to be losing motivation or will from now on!

>>21506711
Alice will lose motivation to socialize from typical everyday tasks like going to the store and interacting with the cashier or having to make a phonecall to someone. She needs full time helicoptering from mom to do basically anything.

>>21506732
Double-suicide with Alice!

It's summertime and I just can't wait.
Gonna call you on the phone, gonna take you on a date.
It's summertime and I hope you like steak.
Gonna take you to a restaurant, gonna eat out at the lake.

It's summertime luh-uh-loving.
It's loving in the summertime.
It's summertime luh-uh-loving.
Oh baby, why can't you be mine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohHHCzb7Hko

>>21506732
Being a cashier at the store Alice shops at!
Smiling at her as she gets embarrassed while she orders!
Being her only form of human contact!
Watching her fly into a panic attack when you ask her on a date!

>>21506700
Wouldn't this just make it all the more satisfying for Anon to forcefully strip her and have his way with her?

>>21507092
If he did that, I'd bet Shinki would be cheering him on while giving Alice instructions on how to perform better.

"Ehh? Anon, would you like to go clam digging at the beach? What's with the shov-"

>>21506226
Marisa is not a fairy, Marisa is not a boy, Marisa is a small girl, almost as small as a fairy despite being around the same age as Reimu and having a better grasp on situations like in WaHH.

Cycling with Alice during summer!
Giving Alice a cold bottle of water because she forgot hers!

>>21508361
Getting thanked by Alice! Indirect kissing with Alice through bottle!

>>21508372
Taking turns eating from the same ice cream bowl and spoon with Alice on a hot summer day!

Even when Alice is wearing a bikini her threads are ignored! Please, anon! Make this summer for Alice exceptional, she just wants you to appreciate her!

>>21506163
that sounds like fun!

>>21508372
cumming in the bottle!

>>21510347
Loser

Going for a jog with Alice and talking about anything that comes to mind!
>>21510378
No!!

>>21510409
Alice is going to swallow my semen. You can't stop me.

Alice taking care of you after you get a heatstroke!

>>21510543
I have a cold. Will Alice-chan take care of me?

>>21510571
Of course! Alice will make you some hot soup and tea, tuck you in and keep you company so you wouldn't feel lonely!

>>21506163
I'm sure I don't look very good in a swimsuit, but okay, I guess.

Alice decided to go to her favourite cafe and she wants you to try some of their delicacies. Especially the sundae, it tastes amazing and no doubt would refresh you during this hot summer day!
Alice even placed a doll on your seat so others would know the seat's taken and she's waiting for you!

Why would she want to hang out with someone like me? What does she want?

>>21513071
Marriage, sex and companionship.

She will definitely pee the pool, don't invite her.

>>21513340
Lies. Swim diapers exist.

Alice not knowing how to swim!
Teaching Alice the dog paddle!
Alice panicing as she swims towards you and starts drowning!
Carrying Alice to a nearby chair as she coughs up water!
Alice swimming with a swim ring from now on!

>>21506163
But my skin is too sensitive to sunlight, you'll have to apply a strong sunscreen on me

>>21513884
Alice would be more than delighted to do that for you!

>>21506163
ok
like what for example
and where is she?

>>21506422
she is still growing (isn't she?)

>>21514425
Unlikely. If it were up to Shinki she'd grow down instead.

>>21514435
ok...

>>21513808
I want to impregnate alice

Shinki embarassing Alice in front of anon!

>>21514562
God I want Shinki to fuss over me like that.

>>21514570
I doubt it'd be easy

>>21506163
What does Alice see in someone like me?
She deserves better.

>>21514644
Don't be silly and go enjoy yourself with Alice!

Alice reading you a bedtime story

Alice! Stranger danger!!

I would like to listen to Alice playing summer-ish music with Shanghai helping her as a team.

>>21517068
Alice teaching you how to play an instrument and not giving up even if you're having a hard time learning!

Thanks Alice

>>21517127
Apparently, Shanghai also having a hard time to keep up because of her small body!

>>21517127
And being a learned and cultured city magician, Alice knows pieces from a wide variety of music genres to find something you'll all enjoy!

Would Alice like to go to an amusement park? I want to win her a stuffed animal!

>>21513808
teaching bitches how to swim

>>21519255
You will not refer to Touhou Girls as "Bitches" in any shape or form. retract your statement now.

>>21506163
Isn't that bikini a bit too childish for an adult like Alice?
Frills? Seriously?

>>21519283
Frills are cute and fit a cute girl like Alice!

If Youmu is a dork, is Alice a dweeb?

>>21514435
It seems that has already happened!

Alice's thread is being neglected again!

>>21524839
I'm so sorry! I went to make a quick visit to the fairy thread and ended up losing track of time!
Star is so cute and soft and warm. I can't stop thinking about her.
But I like you too, Alice-san!

>>21525506
Please don't forget the thread next time! The ice cream that Alice bought for you is starting to melt!

I want to fall asleep on the train back home from the beach while using Alice's lap as a pillow. Or have Alice fall asleep while using my lap as a pillow.

>>21506163
Beach voleyball?? COOL

>>21506163
Beach Volly Ball with Alice and her sisters
Being accidentally KO'd by a ball with zero curve because Alice got too excited.
Waking up in Alice's lap and greeted with a pleasant smell to notice quickly that you're face down in her lap because she thought if she cushioned your face you would heal faster.
Faking still being out to feel Alice's soft thighs a little longer.

>>21531065
Alice being completely aware you're pretending to be out!
Alice caressing your hair!

>>21530589
>>21531065
Mah

>>21506226
I wish Patche would do that to me.

Don't underestimate Alice! She's really good!

>>21536618
Those are some long ass arms

>>21536618
She's really good at Grand Guignol too!

pampers

>>21545468
Those are for babies. Alice is a big girl who wears diapers for adults.

>>21539119
By that gesture, I suspect that that Alice is at least 6"5 in that image.
She's a little lanky though.

>>21513071
>What does she want?
She wants to steal your man-goo so she can make a bastard half demon spawn.

Hugging Alice!

>>21545484
What brand does Alice wear?

>>21545484
>plays with dolls

>>21548125
Who are you quoting.

>>21548195
This stale, outdated crap meme needs to die already

>>21548863
>meme

>>21548863
Shut the fuck up newfag.

>>21517306
I wonder how tall Alice is!
I wanna HUG her and SNIFF her hair!

>>21553092
Alice is short and cute, and her hair smells amazing.
Don't forget to kiss her too.

>>21548863
Stop posting and lurk until you understand the reason why people say it.

>>21554159
This Alice has fantasic child bearing hips

>>21506163
At least she’s a cute girl.

>>21545741
Does Gensokyo have brands?

>>21506163
Oh no!
Poor Alice is crying what did you do /jp/?

>>21558673
I was having sex with the dolls instead of her and she noticed. That's why the dolls are naked.
They liked it though.

>>21558673
She found out that I have lewd pictures of other girls on my phone.
I wonder if she'll ever forgive me.

>>21558673
We didn't come to her birthday party!

Wakey wakey

If I dated Arisu, would she be judgmental of my fetishes?

>>21566418
No, but she'd expect you to indulge in her ageplay/diaper fetishes too.

>>21566521
What kind of ageplay does Alice like?

I wanna violently rape Alice! I want to pin her down by the neck and force my way inside her while she screams for help that won't come! I want to satisfy myself while I bloody her face over and over with a wrench!

>>21506163
Sweaty summer things?

>>21566717
Probably the one where she regresses.

>>21566783
She regresses only enough to be a loli, right?

>>21566798
If she were use magic to physically regress as well, then without a doubt. Could be that she just prefers to roleplay the whole thing.

>>21566850
Taking care of loli Alice sounds fun!

>>21566850
She probably prefers roleplaying because it would hurt, with the size difference and all.

>>21567193
Could be that she just wants to regress and be taken care of without having actual sex. That way physical regression wouldn't cause any problems.

>>21567272
Could it even be considered a fetish if there wasn't anything sexual involved?

>>21567324
It can if she gets sexual satisfaction from it.

>>21566778
Jogging!

Oh, how I want to join them making cookies in summer!

>>21574640
Alice's cookies are so good that they give Sakuya a run for her money! I want to thank Alice for making such amazing cookies and repay her with some sewing equipment!

Hello, this is Alice speaking!

This thread is pure autism. Alice doesn't need your compassion, or mockery. Fuck off.

>>21580610
Yeah, Alice needs to be ignored by everyone.

>>21580658
She is used to it. There is nothing wrong with not having a permanent thread on the catalog 24/7.

>>21580674
You're just jealous that Alice is being loved, Patchy.

>>21581359
That’s not Patche dude.

>>21506163
Alice has bitty titties

>>21588475
Would Alice mind if you started suckling on them?

>>21590190
Why would she allow you to in the first place?
Alice is a -wait until marriage- type of girl.

>>21579528
moshi-moshi, bithc, it's mushroom monday

>>21590539
The overlords want me to relay this message.
Watch your fucking language.

SHE WANT TO COLLECT THE HAY FROM THE FIELD?

I bought this lolice, what should I do with her?

>>21506163
I want to do a summer mistake with Alice!

is alice a summerfag?

>>21595302
No.

>>21594937
Either set her free or give her to me so I can raise her properly into having a happy life.

>>21579528
yo hol up im getting a foam call

>>21595423
You don't know the first thing about living a happy life! You're a creepy, pathetic loser with no friends!

Accidentally walking in on Shinki changing Alice!

>>21594937
Give her to me so I can satisfy my sexual desires with her delicious tiny body.

>>21595619
Ouch.

>>21595849
Shinki would just go Ara ara~ and tell you to sit down and wait for your turn while she finishes up with Alice.

>>21597249
But Alice is the one that needs them, not me

>>21598008
That's nothing that she can't easily fix!

>>21566418
I want to take alice

>>21599908
That sounds pretty cruel of Shinki to do something like that to strangers

>>21602901
You wont be a stranger to her for long if she assumes the role of your mom.

>>21603059
But she already has Alice and besides, who is she to decide whether she's my mom or not?

>>21603097
She loves Alice and her other daughters very much, but they're all grown up now. She still wants someone to take care and baby. Besides, she's the Goddess of Makai. If she really wanted to adopt you, resistance would be futile.

>>21603255
This is unfair, just baby Alice instead of an anon who'll probably despise her instead of genuinely love her

Getting drunk with Alice

>>21603874
Then taking each other's virginity.

zun bringing alice back into the windows era as a stage 3 boss makes no sense

>>21603947
How so?

>>21603785
I can guarantee that there are a ton of anons who'd gladly let her baby them.

>>21603963
random as hell

>>21603966
Shinki waking you up every morning with a smile doesn't sound too bad

>>21604037
That would be an ideal start for the day, followed by her picking you up and carrying you to the bathroom for a bath.

>>21604016
I guess ZUN wanted a magician buddy for Marisa, I don't know. Yuuka's return is almost sort of random, especially because she's irrelevant outside PoFV.

>>21604054
Hopefully breakfast comes next or precedes that. Being on an empty stomach until lunch is not healthy

>>21604073
Breakfast would follow after she's done dressing you, and it would be usually served straight from the tap.

>>21604090
and how would Shinki stop her children from getting bored?

is this the ran thread?

>>21604131
She gave Sacchan and Elis jobs in Makai to keep them busy.
She employed Yumeko as a maid so she'd have something to do too.
Mai and Yuki can entertain themselves quite well.
Alice only visits occasionally, so she's unlikely to get bored there.
Louise seems to have an interest in traveling, so she probably does that for fun.
Sara is mostly concerned in guarding the entrance to Makai with no time to get bored.
In the end, it's Shinki herself who's bored. That's why she wants to adopt an anon to fill the void and to feel needed again.

>>21603874
What would be her cocktail of choice?

>>21604181
Sex on the beach, but instead of "on the beach" it would "in Shinki's basement" and instead of "Sex" it would be "Crying alone".

>>21604212
I want to have sex on the beach with Alice, preferably with other people watching.

>>21604234
Imagine if Shinki was watching the whole time, cheering you on and giving you tips and advice, as if the whole thing was a sporting event she was watching/coaching.

>>21604245
That sounds great, but wouldn't it be way too embarrassing for Alice?

>>21604153
I don't want Shinki to feel unneeded! I'll be her child for as long as she wants! I'll even sleep in the same bed as her and tell her I'm too scared to sleep without her beside me!

I don't really like Alice that much but I'd fuck her out of bordem.

>>21604256
It would. She'd be mortified and probably couldn't even look at you in the face for the entire duration of the act.

>>21604264
>I'll be her child for as long as she wants!
I don't think she's in the business of adopting children temporarily. It's a permanent type of deal for her. And considering that she's the Goddess of Makai with the ability to fix the problem mortality, it's more like a forever type of deal. She might let you grow up a bit like Alice after few millenia, but I wouldn't count on it.

>>21604314
If that means Shinki is happy then so be it! I'll even call her 'mommy''! I don't want Shinki to be sad

>>21604356
I'm sure she'd be happy with that anon.

>>21604212
I want to impregnate alice and give shinki a granddaughter to spoil and pamper

>>21606234
I want to get turned into an embryo by Eirin, have her inject me into Shinki's womb, grow while being in there and finally come out again through her vagina!

>>21606234
I want to marry Sacchan and make her a mother and Shinki a grandmother.

Going camping with Alice!
Alice failing to set up her own tent!
Alice sleeping in the same tent as you!
Alice being scared by a beetle!
Making food for Alice!

>>21610903
>Alice being scared by a beetle!
Giving Alice bug spray as she clung her life into it!

>>21610946
Alice being distracted by a butterfly!
Alice being scared of every noise in the dark!
Alice waking you up every time she's startled so you'd go check what's outside!

Summer clothes Alice!

>>21610979
Alice blends really well with scenic summer painting.

>>21614057
Must be the colour scheme

I want to play tennis with Alice!

>>21616823
I want to play penis with Alice!

>>21618872
I want to read a grimoire with Alice!

>>21604271
That would be a great opportunity to fuck her doggy style and make her even more embarrassed.

>>21623223
As long as you go for the right hole. Shinki's tired of waiting for grandchildren!

>>21595619
I thought I already posted this

You don't know the first thing about a happy life, let alone a happy republic, Nero.
You are the least qualified person on the planet to raise an innocent girl like Alice when she already has enough cut out for her. Not only that but your assumptions are absolutely false.

Running a marathon with Alice!

>>21626025
Trying to*
I hope Alice doesn't think I'm a useless wimp after I collapse from running just a few km.

>>21626077
She'd find it weird how you didn't say anything but would respect you for trying regardless. Then she'd carry your exhausted body to bed!

>>21626107
>She'd find it weird how you didn't say anything
I would never lose the chance to spend time with Alice.
>Then she'd carry your exhausted body to bed!
I'm a fully grown male, so I'd be very impressed if she managed to do it.

I wonder, did anyone scan this or it is still unavailable.

>>21626137
Don't underestimate Alice! She is a very strong girl!

Alice introducing me to her mom!
Shinki telling embarrassing stories about Alice!

>>21628376
Going through Shinki's photo album from when Alice was a child!

>>21506163
I cant expose myself to the sun, it must be indoors summer things

>>21629359
Looking at Alice's drawings, doodles and diary when she was a little girl!

It's weird how her name is romanized as Margatroid when it's clearly supposed to be Murgatroyd, a well established english surname. I guess the shitty translation will just prevail over time.

>>21633594
>shitty translation
what do you mean?

It's raining so we'll have to come up with something else, Alice.

>>21506163
yippie

Being kidnapped by Alice after turning her down!

>>21640736
That doesn't sound very nice anon.

>>21636986
Making babies with alice

>>21642165
But it does. Alice imprisoning you to Makai in her mom's house!

>>21640736
Alice breaking your legs after you try to escape, telling you it's for your own good and that it hurts more for her than it does for you!

>>21646398
Alice forcing you to wear dresses, tying you to the bed, feeding you mouth to mouth, washing you in bed with a washcloth and holding the chamber pot she insists you use!

>>21646452
Your rampant faggotry ruined it

>>21506163
it's winter

thoughts on this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T74zDaMogrc

>>21558673
I told her that we should just stay friends.

>>21506163
Cute

>>21654592
You monster, how could you?

>>21514425
Give Alice a couple centuries and she might even look as good as her mom.

>>21659764
Give Shinki a few years and Alice will be back to being Lolice and living in Makai with her mom and Onee-chans.

>>21659773
Alice is already Lolice in her mother's heart though.

>>21659764
I want to be sandwiched between Shinki and Alice!

>>21652886
Inappropriate and naked, but the ending made me happy.

Alice making food for a special someone!

>>21660176
it was supposed to be fucking weird

>>21663640
But that's not Arisu.

>>21663640

Alice being forcibly breastfed by Shinki even though she's clearly too old for that!

>>21664971
One is never too old to enjoy Shinki milk straight from the tap.

Do your best, Alice-chan!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/2749

Uh oh

>>21562260
Sorry Alice, I was too busy flirting with your mom (she didn't go to her party either).

>>21676531
Shinki did go to her party, she was just waiting to see if you cared about her daughter, hence why she cut the talk short and said she "had to go".

I want to become Alice's friend, but I'm scared she'll reject me.

>>21676952
Alice will only reject you if your main purpose is to hang out with her for sex, instead of getting to know and appreciate her as a person.

>>21506163
cover yourself slut

>>21646340
Knowing Shinki, she'll probably wander down and release you since she tends to trespass the boundary of personal space with Alice.

>>21678998
That's not Sanae.

>>21677003
Chess?
That's a mighty weird formation Marisa worked herself into.

>>21681137
Oh yeah? Well what's Shinki gonna do when I tell her that I want to stay in Makai and give her a big hug?

>>21681479
She'll let you stay in Makai.
Your loss.

>>21681499
Great! Thanks, Alice, for introducing me to your mom!!!!

>>21681277
It's Othello/Reversi.

What is Alice's tutanota address?

>>21681562
You mean Go.

>>21688889
No I don't, you don't play Go on a 8x8 board, I've never seen a Go board with unmarked squares and if the squares were marked, the pieces are not on the points of the squares, and I've also never seen a green Go board.

>>21506163
Can I touch her?

>>21693000
Of course

Has the shitposter goes away? Can I post Nobu mama in peace now?

>>21506163
I can feel the summer right now... º//////º