/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Have you ever gone to pooshlmer?
You should go there and stay

I dislike certain characters, but don't hate them.

Who says we dislike Aya because she's a whore or Cirno because she's dumb? It's part of their charm - cirno is cute as a moron, like blonde white women, and Ayas easy. We all win.

Fuck along, now.

ive only ever called alice love

>>2121612
But Cirno doesn't like being called dumb!

>You're not a real Touhou fan if you dislike a character!
False premise!

>Called Suika tsurupettan?

But that's a compliment!

>>2121628
>>2121628

So dont tell her that bro

Just tell her shes really smart and shell be slurping you like a lollipop in seconds, because dumb girls give goooooood head

>>2121666
You guys seriously sound like morons.

>>2121666
You guys seriously sound like Cirno.

>>2121666
STFU N00B

Reisen's ears bug the shit out of me to the point that I ended up hating her.

Guess that makes me not a Touhou fan.

>>2121833

Bro, chill.

I call Cirno baka

>>2121860

Do you care about the characters more than the game?

You might want to think about that. You shouldn't like them that much. You're not a real Touhou fan if you dislike the games.

>>2122092
I only care about one or two more than the games.

The only reason I insult them is to offset their "moe element".

meh, me too

Real Touhou fans only care about the danmaku. I don't even read the story, it's only a distraction.

>>2121589
I never called any of them that. But I do recognize that cirno is teh storngest.

>>2122122
Wait what?

There's a story?

>Called Reimu a bitch?
BITCH GET OUT OF THE WAY

>>2122131
Not a story per se. Just different variations of reimu being a busy body and/or/ drinking tea.

>>2122092 Do you care about the characters more than the game?
Deny it all you want, but Touhou games wouldn't have even a TENTH of their popularity if it weren't for the characters.

Hell, /jp/ probably wouldn't even exist. And there'd be no IAMP or SWR, naturally.

>>2122147
That would be amazing.

>>2122131
In one of them, Reimu is a BITCH who won't get out of the way. In other, the Touhou sisters wage a crusade to wipe out alternative religion in ancient Japan. Some other pointless shit happens. Lots of tea is drank, as well as alcohol.

Called Reisen dinner?
Called Tewi stew?

>>2122141
Ever wonder why we call Reimu a heartless bitch?

>>2122131

Reimu is out to collect 'donations'.

"It is an awfully nice mansion you got here, it would be a shame if the kami trashed it."

Reimu supports this sort of thing.

She drove the staff of Scarlet Devil Mansion to suicide.

>>2122172
Reimu's not that bad a person if you pay up though.

One time, an innocent little girl ran up and tried to play with Reimu.

Reimu made her cry and scarred her for life.

>>2122219

Aya's Note
Here's Hakurei shrine miko activity photographed during New Year day in Gensokyo.

>>2121589
>filthy vampire

And I regret nothing. Filthy beasts.

>>2122232
Did Reimu just stab Cirno with the letter H?

>>2122277
>>2122232
Sauce?

>>2122277
Dunno precise source, but the artist is Miyamoto Ryuuichi.

>>2122387
Strategy guide to Touhou sauce requests:
1. Check the filename
2. Check it against /rs/. If it isn't hentai, try Touhou wiki.
3. Enjoy your Touhou.

As long as we're talking about sauces, I'm still looking for that doujin where touhous transform into yukkuris by putting yukkuris on their heads.

>>2122168

>>Touhou 1-11: Reimu is the protagonist in a shooter game, Her job is to attack the antagonists, the plot is completely irrelevant outside of this simple mechanic.

Fixed that for you.

Fags.

Now go dodge some bullets.