/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Fascinating!

Might as well be

>>2112560
stop misusing this meme bro

you're going to quote this post and do it wrong again to piss me off thread hidden

>>2112547
Always

Yukkuri has got to be the most disgusting thing that the Touhou fandom has produced so far. Am I the only one who finds sentient chibi heads that are filled with bean paste incredibly disgusting. I hate it just as much as that toguro bullshit pic related.

>>2112564
See this is disgusting. How could this become popular. My skin is itching and I'm getting goose bumps. It's that disgusting.

>>2112574
Take it easy.

>>2112574
It's actually amusing, it makes feel depressed and excited at the same time.

You know what? Fuck you guys. I was going to go sleep, now I'm going to dream about this.

>>2112584
Take it easy

>>2112564
Oh wow, this is like the very basics of life, cell-division, but with a sadistic twist

>>2112574
It started-off as slightly cute,
accelerated into a survivable sub-community of Gensokyo fanon (most likely a kind of tsukumogami in practice),
but then crashed by people arguing their existence to its logical conclusion, creating an antagonistic infestation/extermination backstory.

>>2112589
I never knew yukkuri could be so moe...

>>2112564
What's あかちゃん?

>>2112609
Take it easy
Drop dead easy

>>2112564

So, um...

Mother Reimu dreams about unborn babies.
Anon (it's Anon, no doubt) stabs mother Reimu. With a boxcutter, internet psycho weapon of choice.
Stillborn babies come flooding out.
Mother Reimu cries and bleeds dry.

Is there more to it?

what the cocks

xChan Directory Dumper v2a

Oh God. What the fuck is this shit?

>>2112564
>>Yukkureimom : Get born easy!
>>Imaginary Yukkuri : *assorted YUs*
>>Yukkureimom : Yu? It hurts!
>>Yukkureimom : YUUUUUU! R-REIMU'S B-BABIES?
>>Yukkureimom : ...Little ones... can you say the Easy greeting...?

>>2112657
Drop dead easy

>>2112663
Where have you been the last half-year?

>>2112658
>>2112660
>>2112662

>>2112663
Old as shit bro

This is horrible. Why would you sure something like this?

Missing pages 5 and 8. Repost please?

>>2112680
How do you sure something?

>>2112680
>>share

I NEED SOMETHING HAPPY

http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/377750/-_-_-aki_minoriko-aki_shizuha-alice_margatroid-box

>>2112667
>>2112564
For the uninitiated, a yukkuri is only considered "born" once it is capable of slurring out some variation of "Take it easy" (usually, something like "Tage id eajy"). This display most likely represents the birth of cognitive awareness in a yukkuri. Respective yukkuri-types either have variations or do not require saying "Take it easy" at birth: Aya-types (Kimeemaru) and Chen-types (who "get it" rather than "take it easy").

>>2112667
I'm back and ready for more.

I don't get this thing you posted at all. Granted, I have barely followed Yukkuri related media, but I take it that Alice created Yukkuri versions, and Marisa turned psychopathic?

Violence against yukkuris has been a trend for a long time. Still, it's one of the things I can stomach.
Why would take beloved characters, reduce them to cute pets with their own behavior and characteristics only to slaughter them again and again?
Different strokes I guess. Still, I'll never understand the kind of people that likes those. Maybe I lack empathy.

>>2112773
They can't quite stomach guro of the real Reimu and Marisa, so the closest they can get is non-human blobs that resemble them?

I DUNNO LOL

>>2112773
No, you don't. It's very easy to hate them since yukkuri's are always portrayed as extremely selfish creatures who only serve to make a mess everywhere they go, and other than eating, the only other thing they do is procreate. They are exactly like rats.

I never really got what it was about. Some of it disturbed me, other than that it didn't leave much of an impression.
Although I really like this particular one...

>>2112791
Really cute rats.

>>2112778
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. My God.

Cirno is usually passed off as that cute, innocent, slightly dumb kid. The same Cirno who frequently freezes and shatters frogs.
Love kids, but fact remains - a lot of kids can be fucking cruel.

>>2112778

>>2112791
There has been the emergence of entirely decent types such as the Yuka yukkuri and the Meiling yukkuri recently. Chen-types are also almost entirely harmless and have become the most common pets in yukkuri-fanon.

This thread kills something in me.

>>2112791
They aren't really that different from other pets, and they seem to develop feelings for their master if treated well.
What the hell, even if they make a mess while playing, cleaning up would be a cheap price for seeing them happy.

>>2112810
My opinion of Cirno has just skyrocketed.

Does anyone have the pics that were instructions for feeding, raising, and housing yukkuris?

>>2112778
This thread is beautiful. I wish I had one to experiment upon.

>>2112822
That is the purpose of their "crying moe" effect. If it were not for that, yukkuri would be like a cross between the attraction and reproductivity of a tribble and the voracity of locusts, which is the logical conclusion of their existence.

>>2112778
Doho! I remember writing this. Good times...It's just a shame that I never proofread it.

>>2112778
This is...This is evil. And I hardly ever use the word in any context. There are people who like this shit? Seriously?

>>2112812
>>2112822
FFS. They are not like pets. Pets can't talk. Pets don't demand to be fed, they just sit there waiting to be fed. If a master forgets to feed the pet, it'll just die, but a yukkuri will annoy the master, demanding food until it gets some.

>>If a master forgets to feed the pet, it'll just die
Oh, sure, "pets" get a reprieve from your condemnation because they can't articulate words? Even if there is a cage between them and the outside world, you have to be talking about a really stupid pet if it starves itself for lack of its "Master's voice."

>>2112842

>Pets don't demand to be fed, they just sit there waiting to be fed. If a master forgets to feed the pet, it'll just die, but a yukkuri will annoy the master, demanding food until it gets some.

My cat will yowl at me when she wants some milk.

Fuck you, cat, YOU can domesticate cows and learn homogenizing and then pay $4 for a gallon.

>>2112547
no

>>2112846
>There are people who like this shit?
I loved it. Think about how fun it'd be to torture something that would be fine again a short while later.

>>2112846
That was one of the better yukkuri torture stories I've read. There was a longer one which involved Anon putting an electric shocker on the ribbon of a Reimu yukkuri, so the yukkuri would want it off, but if that happened the other yukkuri the Anon was keeping would RAGE and start mauling the Reimu. The ending where that same Reimu ending up killing her own younger sisters and choosing to die was amazing; is it in the archive?

>>2112846
I like the depression I feel after I see these things

>>2112863
Not as good as my syrup story, but it's a lot longer.

>>2112894

>>2112897

everything about their existence DEMANDS to be bullied and tortured. They're annoying vermin who instantly claim any source of food they see as there own, they'll invade homes and try to command you to feed them or GTFO.

didn't some of anon's stories get translated to japanese

>>2112894
Oh I lol'ed. Hard.

'Stay away from my beautiful hat'.

>>2112898
>>2112897
>>2112894
That was a really fun read but doesn't the screaming get annoying after a while? I'd just sew their mouths shut and stick sharpened candy canes to their heads or something.

>>2112894
>>2112897
>>2112898
Yes, thank you; great work.

How long before a yukkuri mates with Takoluka?