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Would you let her fix your car?

>> No.20858470

I don't have a car.

>> No.20858526

I'd let her fix my life

>> No.20858627
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20858627

Its tool time.

>> No.20858800

ugly smelly kappa

>> No.20858967

>>20858454
Yes, but I can only pay by letting her fist my ass as much as she pleases, as that is what kappa accept as currency.

>> No.20859012
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>>20858967
Nice try but Kappas only accept shekels, gold, and similar valuable items.

>> No.20859320

>>20859012
Assballs seems to be valuable to them

>> No.20859916

>>20858454
I'd let her turbocharge it.

>> No.20864352

>>20858454
yes, I would even help her clean exhaust. Gonna use some toys, I mean tools for that. A kappa not cleaning pipes regularly ain't a kappa, or so she said!

>> No.20865342

>>20858454
what car?

>> No.20869755

>>20859320
I have some of those.

>> No.20869948

>>20858454
No.
I don't let anyone touch any of my cars over 300k, let alone 2M+ without certification that they absolutely know what they are doing.
NEETori is a cute girl but even for a Kappa, she isn't going near any of them. Not even my illegally resident Nissan Skyline R34 import from Japan that is obviously under the 25 years pf age rule, has a 0-100 of around 2.4 seconds on a bad day and sits out in the open as my daily driver.

>> No.20870024

>>20858454
why does she have a swirly sperm on her hat?
strange creature

>> No.20870089

no, because i hate loli

>> No.20870180
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>>20870089
>no, because i hate loli
What kind of faggoty shit did I just read?

Are you sure you didn't make a wrong turn? This is /jp/ - L̶o̶l̶i̶ Fairy/Touhou Culture.

>> No.20875595

>>20870180
it's the current state, or hopefully they are closet lolilovers who think anyone here cares they are jacking to drawings, thank idol and jav threads for these people.

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