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Childhood is html, adulthood is realizing that tategaki is several times faster to read than yokogaki and picking the scans

will you impatient kids stop remaking the thread early

>>20758451

not ESL just failed to grasp the point you were trying to make originally. karaoke is obviously an english word, but it's a loanword from japanese, i thought you meant that カラオケ was an english word that was loaned into japanese.

i see now that you were making the point that terminology 二段 etc has never been loaned into english and thus shouldn't be treated the same, which is a fair point.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1eHe2sRND0N

can someone translate "BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP" into broken old chinese "japanese" for me

>>20758535
is that your favorite kanji?
Mine is: 忢

i have diabetes at 26, idk if it's worth learning japanese any more

either one? what the hell?

>>20758562
"ぷー" でございますね

備忘

if anyone feels like doing more classical japanese here's the crash course i had to do in university that was pretty useful imo

https://www.mediafire.com/file/34lr4yabxk88upx/Classical_Japanese.rar/file

Stop making the thread so fast you stupid faggot. The best part of my week is that short time period when I fantasize that this thread is dead forever.

>posting a new thread before the old one days
that is not the djt way

>>20758596
file is set to private

>>20758617

whoops, should work now

>>20758578
dolly covered this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCvGHWbhDKw&t=594

>>20758578
it indicates agent or source when the verb is conjugated in causative or pasive. e.g:
xに食べされる。
means that x made/forced the subject to eat.
In all other conjugations にindicates the subject of the verb.

There are tenses and particles here I can't decode by listening. At least, I can't make sense of it. Senpai, what's he saying?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1d6ShGnoZ89

>>20758596
thank you

>>20758643
did you relisten to this 50-100 times yet?

>>20758614
I was going to wait an hour for you, but someone else wanted to make it.

>>20758594

>>20758643
まるで金縛りにあったようだった
艶めかしく生えた二本の角と

Where can I find Welcome to the NHK in japanese? I tried looking on itzuraneko or whatever its called, but find in page doesnt work and I dont feel like scrolling for an eternity

>>20758632
u ever notice that ever since dollys vid thumbnails stopped saying japanese is easy the vids have just been really bad and terrible ??

how do I learn Japanese - I have some solid foundations:
>familiar with most grammar points in Tae Kim
>kana and RTK1+3 done
>know about 1000 words
>read a lot of graded readers and reading NHK easy regularly
>from time to time watch raw Jap films/anime

>>20758687
wow that was really hard

>>20758696
step 1 leave this thread forever
step 2 enjoy things from japan and not worry about shit
step 3 ????
step 4 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1XiDGLYtzE6

>>20758696
You should "know" Japanese after that you just need to grind out your 40k words by reading a lot

>>20758681

遭った

>>20758694
i thought all the videos that arent numbered are really bad and terrible
you might be closer to the truth there
dont give up the long awaited 40 will blow our minds

>>20758696
>>20758704
this but may i humbly recommend eroge

>>20758649
At least, it's been several days.
>>20758681
>>20758706
I had really screwed that up. か instead ofく, だ instead of は. Not sure I'm going to make it.

>>20758714
how many thousands of hours of anime have u watched so far ?

forcing yourself to try and hear something that your brain literally isn't physically capable of processing yet is a fool's errand, just keep watching more anime and let your brain process all the info homie

Textractor dev stop asking me to emulate locale like I'm some kind of dekinai that isn't using Japanese locale.

>>20758638
>食べされる

this is wrong lol, you cant shorten the causative-passive of 一段 or verbs that end is す

>>20758714
You need to listen more while reading a lot and your brain's predictive abilities will take care of this sort of thing. Also figure out how to google anime episode transcripts that are always written on someone's blog.

>>20758738

(and even if you did it would be 食べささる not 食べされる, which might be ok in certain dialects)

learning a language is the easiest shit in the world but people get really nervous that they're not using their time effectively so they wind up spending a bunch of time on shit that doesn't matter and unintentionally delay their actual results. literally all you have to do is enjoy stuff in japanese and you will learn japanese. stop making it harder for yourself

>>20758741
>your brain's predictive abilities
this is somethin people dont seem to get
you dont really get "better" at "hearing" you just know what would fit and go through a process of elimination

which is why 10000 hours of anime is real important b4 starting to read extensively

>>20758716
Humn 500 if that.
>>20758726
Okay. I'm being an aho bitch boy.
>>20758741
I do that to reference anime, it's a good move.

KANJI, MUZUKASHI YO!

>>20758760
yea 500 is only 5% of what u need

>>20758769
smfh like real slowly the slow shake

>>20758769
whatever happened to this guy
i only see him pop up in the news when he makes some milquetoast criticism of japan that makes everyone intensely angry

>>20758773
>milquetoast

why does everyone use this word to mean "bland"/"uncontroversial"? not even close to the definition. smdh our language is being destroyed!

i mean how long can one white mans genki last when his entire gimmick is writing 鬱 and blowing a gasket over it

>共和党支持者。ドナルド・トランプの大統領就任を受けて、「政治経験が全くないからこそ世界に刺激を与えてくれるのでは。経済をリセットさせてくれる」とコメントしている
yikes!

>>20758773
he's probably still working in the tech field in japan and fucking hostesses for free like the chad he is

>>20758771
I never watch much TV/movies/media of any kind so it's difficult.

>>20758741
>brain's predictive abilities
haha is that why you readtards can't hear the nasal sound in 全員?

>>20758520
Can you please confirm me that Cute Dolly is the best grammar teacher of DJT?

>>20758910
confirmed

>>20758594
i need this app

>>20758919
its duolingo have a good one

>Nowadays in formal written ModJ, almost every noun is obligatorily followed by
a particle: the subject has to be marked by が , the object has to be marked by を ,
unless some other particle such as は or も is present. In informal spoken ModJ,
though, both the subject and the object of a verb are commonly expressed by a noun
with no particle, and even に expressing location in time and the topic particle は
seem more optional. Till now, you may have thought that it’s spoken Japanese that has
dropped these particles. The reverse is in fact the case: it’s formal Japanese that has
made them obligatory, partly under the influence of notions of grammatical ‘case’ in
European languages. Both the object particle を and the topic particle は were
optional in CJ, whereas the subject was originally never marked by any particle at all

interesting

>>20758901
ur really wearing the joke out this thread has been of to a good start so far

>>20758931
i'm not joking.

>rise of the shieldbreh is completely in the archive
>as AZW means i can kindle it conveniently with dictionary

now i can finally bukakke immerse until i made it because i want to read it so bad even a gorillion strong moonrunes cant stop me

How do you get over walls?
I feel like I'm stuck somewhere between beginner and intermediate.
I felt like I made a lot of progress a few months ago when I just started reading, but I haven't made any since.
I read everyday and watch anime both with and without japanese subtitles.

If you take the bait, your brain's predictive abilities will decay, your nihongo will be permanently crippled, and your waifu will forever look on upon you with disdain. This is the curse you face.

>really, really like this song
>thought about trying to translate it
>forgot it's actually untranslatable
well, that was fun.

>>20758937
embarrassing

flashtards and readtards both bow at the feet of the listenchads

>>20758948
stop worryin about it and enjoy compellin content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bJCltpbwZw

What the fuck how does this guy speak so well? Does he pay a japanese voice actor to dub over his videos? This is insane.

Friendly reminder that even if you can speak japanese, you still will not be able to understand enough of the pop culture references!

>>20758960
it's true though. it's just like ****sama said. your predictive abilities pick up the slack on your inability to hear the nuances of the sound. permanently crippled.

>>20758969
I am but there are lots of compelling manga I want to enjoy. But kanji are such a huge barrier and all OCR tools are basically shit.

>>20758959
Translations of nihongo songs have too much extra matter thrown in to give the verses as many syllables. English is compact.

>>20758970
Hi Dogen, you can stop shilling now.

>>20758970
he rehearses his videos a bunch and makes sure to get the pitch accent perfect

>>20758981
You... have anki decks, don't you?

threadly reminder that matt is not an authority on second language acquisition

>>20758989
I didn't. I started VN core this week but 90% are words I already know.

>>20758970
High IQ, 10000 hours of speaking practice. We don't watch him repeating phrases 100 times until it sounds good to him.

>>20758973
predictive abilities are built through auditory exposure as well
>>20758981
if you want it then do it
if its not unbearably slow then the challenge might be good for you
>>20758993
shit tell me who is hold my hand

no one here is either

>>20758981
learning kanji was fun, i wish there were more kanji to learn
i wish kanji was used more often

>>20758993
Surely only a real authority would say that natives aren't really fluent.

>>20758970

theres a reason why he cuts after everything he says. and he reads from a script that's obviously vetted by his native friends

>>20758995
I don't know about pre-made decks. If you make your own cards with words you encounter that you couldn't read, you'll soon know all the words.

Will I be able to read this if I lean Kana and do the Anki 2k/6k Core? Or is totally out of my league?

>>20758993
he's not an authority which is why it's hilarious that a bunch of kids on 4chan have confirmed his hypothesis

>>20758983
Also in terms of the content of the song, for example:
相思相愛　並ぶ数列
落花流水　創られた意図
述而不作　外殻を破る声がする

盛者必衰　堕ちる雫が
他力本願　和音になれば
泥中之蓮　瑠璃色に染まり風になる
I literally can't translate this,

>>20759008
are you the guy from here who threw an autistic tantrum at matt on twitter because he didn't understand the concept that a native speaker might not be the best possible user of his native language

>>20759010
should I do sentences or just words?

yea and the autist strawmanned him, demonstrated repeatedly that he didn't read or understand his article, and shitposted about it on here. good times.

whats it like to read that slapfight and think anyone came out on top

Time to become a /phoneticschad/

i came out on top because it was funny to read

hope you like tokyo sonata

matts trash at japanese

prove me wrong

>>20759041
Don't forget to rip his videos for us poorfags.

>>20759052
search youtube for a playlist of 90% of them

>>20759013

well you need to study grammar as well. but there's only a few words there (筐体, 繋がり, 儚い, 基盤) that aren't in core6k afaik

caring about your accent is about as virgin as you can get

>>20759064
nihonjin ni nawitai

>>20759041
Become a patron of Cure Dolly now

>>20759041
I always wondered with those patreon things, can't you just unsubscribe at the end of the month and then resubscribe to avoid payday? Are there any repercussions to it?

matt's good at japanese but he literally hates the language, japan and japanese culture and wishes he learned programming instead so do you really want to listen to his advice

>>20759024
It's up to you. To mix things up for sentences, I put them in approximate 英語 on the front and Japanese on the back.

>>20759072
there's an option for creators to charge you as soon as you subscribe.

>>20759073

i feel the same way but im in too deep to turn back now

Can you please rip the video lessons of Yuta for the poorfags?

>>20759085
if you don't enjoy japanese content then just stop. there's no point. you'll only become a bitter burnout who starts a cult to try and lead other naive gaijin down the same path

>>20759076
>approximate 英語 on the front and Japanese on the back.

>>20759095

im doing a masters in japanese translation atm so it's too late for me. im ok w/ just doing boring shit like translating legal documents though

>>20759059
Fuuck. So it's all useless in the end.
Is that an "advanced" grammar? Where should I study grammar?

>>20759076
lmao

holy shit thats almost as bad as gender reassignment surgery

>>20759073
So he's one of those people so stupid he'd need to "learn" programming (;﹏;)

What is a good dictionnary extension on chrome to read ninarou novels?

>>20759102
this is good bait if its bait but if its not bait just fuckin read what you want to read homes

>>20759108
well hes also so stupid he needed to "learn" japanese

>>20759088
yuuta?

>>20759120
The Japanese Man Yuta

new yogapantu video
https://youtu.be/wf1cpUjf3MA

>>20759109
I'd rather something with definitions in english

Lmao @ these mia boys shadowing NHK news announcer pronunciation like why would you want to sound like an old f****t

>>20759148
woah. This makes it easier to practice katakana recognition.

True I'd rather sound like a 10yo girl

>>20759285
this

that's so obvious that no one else said it

does anyone have a better looking stylesheet for qolibri than the original?

>>20759148
send him this
https://files.catbox.moe/3pw501.json
yes it has the pitch accent stuff

https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/library/manga/subete.html

Is that a list of every manga ever released? Amazing if so.

>>20759299
i never understood this meme

>>20759305
interested in this too. i'm too lazy to change anything besides the font

>>20759013
they made a lain novel?? whats it called?

>>20759148
alternatively send him this
https://pastebin.com/NSMKA0Gn
whatever it takes to make him stop wasting his time doing something someone else already did

som1 post the mediafire link to lucas speaking nihongo

*drops mic*

>>20759320
yes, a crack team of DJT archivists have scanned and uploaded every manga ever created

yoga follows the DJT philosophy of "anki and AJATT in general is gay, just read and watch a lot of stuff" so maybe don't link to him speaking japanese actually

if thats true then how is he so bad unless he started yesterday

it makes you think, huh...

>>20759339
It's the script of Serial Experiments Lain made by Konaka, with all his comments on the series
>Scenario Experiments Lain

>>20759357
why not he seemed pretty hot and heavy to show off his perapera nippongese when he had the chance to have a speak off with renowned master nuke

>>20759381
can you upload it? i'd like to read it myself

Please translate this, japanese anime watcher who love Lain

>https://mega.nz/#F!wCIiSLTQ!At_gwtCtza5sF0eoKROsdQ

>>20759385

>>20759390

>>20759390
where'd you get this from anyway

>>20759070
ニホン人ワばんザいデス。そレワベスト国デス。私ワ信ジるデス。

You are trapped on a deserted island and have only two choices for content.

Option A: Listen to matt ramble on about something retarded

Option B: Listen to this lady talk about hamburgers

Which do you choose?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v94LRL4bs7g

>>20759400
>>>/c/lain/
>animebytes

>>20759400
>>>/c/lain
>animebytes

>>20759436
どっちでも選べずに退屈で自殺する。

>>20759436
meditation

>>20759446
Where's the closest McDonald's?

her pronunciation bothers me. not the accent but she doesn't pronounce the d's or t's enough in some words and it makes me イライラ

im glad my japanese gf doesnt have an annoying american accent

>>20759353
Do you have to be such a jerk about it? I thought it contained only images, not actual raws.

>>20759436
自殺

>>20759486
>Do you have to be such a jerk about it?
>>>/r/eddit is that way kiddo

light novels are just boneless novels

>>20759505
>implying reddit isn't full of jerks too

>>20759505
Showing decency to other human beings is not a reddit trait, but an universal one.

>>20759518

shut the f*k up nerd

>>20759519
gotta tell ya it aint very universal

>>20759529
I think you can say fuck here.

>>20759518
who are you quoting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fvhcvp9Y9eo&t=1058

>>20759519
>universal
northwest europeans and their diaspora*

>>20759599
笑う

僕はオタクじゃないです

>>20759436
i will grit my teeth and accept my hamburder fate https://streamable.com/92y0g

>>20759599

showing decency to other northwest europeans and their diaspora*

muhdahnoes

>>20759539
holy shiot dolly is actualyl .. bad??????? what a depressing day

>>20759612
お宅はオタクになれ

i can't access youtube can someone tldr the fall of curedolly for me

downfall of teh dolleh

they stopped explaining grammar and tried 2 do other shit and fell flat on their android face

>>20759605
日本人はいつももっと丁寧だった

Off the top of your head, can you express more complicated concepts in Japanese. Like, what's "contrapositive" in nihongo?

i don't even know what the fuck contrapositive is in english my man

Why is Hiroshima called Hiroshima but other places the shima turns to jima? Like Miyajima etc

せっかく生まれてきたのでエロゲ―やりまくりましょう！

>>20759676

funnily enough the official name of miyajima is itsukushima

well think of another grammar point dolly could break down.

if she broke down another long sentence i'd like that.

>>20759676
ah i love these its like the a and the an

>>20759676
>三島

>>20759699
fwiw they are kinda tryin to do this with anime but it seems like they are *snorts* sucking pretty hard and just teaching people to visualize nihongo as weird english

>>20759643
its just dolly yellin ああ吸わないで and dont suck in her usual lewd fashion

the problem is dolly doesnt realize shes done it all its over theres nothin of value left to say
goin further than dolly has gone is handholding which will stunt a youngins growth
let the birds fly free and get lost in compellin nippongo on their own

Heh oh yea then why did I watch her series yet still don't know shit?

just like how matt reached his prime by making a video about qolibri and epwing files, everything after that has been downhill. patreon enables this sort of stuff though so just ignore it if you can and think of them as doing some job they don't want to do

time to take dolly to the recycling plant

>>20759739
i didnt say youll know nippongo after watchin it just that theres nothin more she can teach the rest is on you
>>20759742
was that really peak cause that was shit

It's so unbelievably frustrating to not understand a sentence because of a grammar point or two so I don't get how people are OK with just letting it go and reading on to avoid spending too much time on it.

>>20759754
yeah that was the only useful video he ever made imo

How do I know what reading to use for a Kanji? And I mean one with multiple kun/on readings where they all mean the same thing. The specific word Im looking at is 世 (generation, world, society, public).

jamal is that you

>>20759759
you should post the sentence and ask on here for help in those situations. the whole thing about letting it go is even if you struggle with the sentence and finally figure out what it means that doesn't mean you acquired the piece of grammar. you were only able to decode what the sentence meant after considerable effort and you will have to probably read more sentences using that piece of grammar to really make it a part of your knowledge. so yeah it's good to understand every sentence you read but sometimes you won't be able to and i doubt if you're reading something like a novel if it's not at the end of the book like the climax then it won't change your overall comprehension of the story at large which is what you should be concerned with first and foremost

>>20759766
depends on the word and context next

>>20759766

use a dictionary and see what meaning makes sense? that one is always よ by itself anyway

>>20759772
>you were only able to decode what the sentence meant after considerable effort and you will have to probably read more sentences using that piece of grammar to really make it a part of your knowledge
i know this firsthand and it's why i google the grammar point and drill all the example sentences in dojg and imabi even after figuring out the sentence from the immersion material i was reading and if you don't do this well then...enjoy your immersion

>>20759780

also, they never (almost never? i cant think of an example) mean the same thing. if it's a different reading it's a different meaning. you just haven't properly checked the definition.

>>20759775
>この世の中には「陰謀」が存在する。
I havent even looked at the rest of the sentence, since I dont want to just guess and learn this stuff wrong

>>20759793

literally only 1 possible reading

https://dictionary.goo.ne.jp/jn/228147/meaning/m0u/%E4%B8%96%E3%81%AE%E4%B8%AD/

>>20759770
yes

kanji don't have readings. there are japanese words being represented by kanji. first learn japanese then you can tell what they are saying without making up japanese by guessing what word they meant here using a dictionary

>>20759793
この　よ　の　なか　には（いんぼう）が　そんざい　する

>>20759759
im okay with lettin it go cause the more i read the easier it gets but spendin time on it doesnt teach me anything
>>20759793
youre gonna guess shit wrong no matter what you do so relax

>>20759772
As a learner, I'll add that sometimes you need to ask twice and wait a little bit for the answer. It helps to put "senpai" in your question, sound as pathetic as possible, and use the polite form of verbs if you're asking in nihongo.

Someitmes it's a real thrill to get lucky with google and you'll find a stackexchange article or page on imabi or wasabi that explains it well.

>>20759793
in this case 世の中 is よのなか and it is very common phrase.

try pasting the whole sentence into jisho.org

https://jisho.org/search/%E3%81%93%E3%81%AE%E4%B8%96%E3%81%AE%E4%B8%AD%E3%81%AB%E3%81%AF%E3%80%8C%E9%99%B0%E8%AC%80%E3%80%8D%E3%81%8C%E5%AD%98%E5%9C%A8%E3%81%99%E3%82%8B%E3%80%82

>ask for help in dissecting a sentence
>grammar sorta makes sense after the explanation provided by a kind djt anon but not really
>wanna ask for help again on that grammar the next day but using a different sentence
>people will remember you and call you out on your low IQ
it's over for me

just fuckin ask the shit u pussy

just ask. 90% of these threads are zenging matt dolly shitposts. you should be proud to post relevant stuff

you'll never make it if you're afraid of being made of fun. look at what lord matt-sama has had to endure, almost biblical levels of punishment and torment for the crime of becoming the strongest gaijin.

I think anki is literally the most boring thing I have done in my life.

matt could prolly pass a test in a classroom but he couldnt pass 1 on the street

>>20759878
stop doing it then

>>20759878
you gotta suffer to become more powerful

>>20759885
no

>>20759878
Try RTK. I never have and never will dedicate so much time to something so monotonous ever again in my life. That shit killed my soul.

>>20759878
You must have a great life. Anki is the most fun I have all day except on the few days I watch an Anime.

what does はえー mean?

はやい？

>>20759893
yes

>>20759893
yup congrats on your lvl up

>>20759887
I will
>>20759889
Everyone says rtk is shit
>>20759890
no but anki is on another level

>>20759880
but most importantly could he pass one in the sheets

>>20759631
isnt Cute Dolly the best grammar teacher?

>>20759893
these are the posts i like

>>20758566
mine's 膣

>>20759900
dude thats fuckin offputting dont say that shit aint no one wanna visualize that fucked up pitch accent

matt makes my naka daka

OPは save these images if they're not trash. >>>/trash/21056810

like seriously im trying to imagine matt courting a female and its just not going well

doesnt matt have a gf now?

>>20759916
I mean it should be pretty easy for him in Japan at this point. It doesn't take much over there, does it?

matt has no time for women hes got centuries of historical japanese to make sentence cards out of

>>20758970
https://youtu.be/y0-_fIYoSAo

Here's five minutes of Dogen speaking Japanese without all the cuts or rehearsals. Still an amazing level, but we've seen others reach it.

matt always struck me as gay

>>20759920

yeah if you're reasonably tall and white you just head down to the local hub and you'll have herpes in mere minutes

>>20759920
hed start talking about how hes gonna be ichiban tueeee and then every vagina in a 2 mile radius can be heard collectively slamming shut like victorian doors

>>20759051
Just because your mom forgot to abort you years ago doesn't mean you're worth debating.

>>20759926
>first video
素晴らしい
>this video
気持ち悪い

>>20759926
oof rage quit at about 20 seconds

>>20759943
its not a debate just dictate the solid proof

also really sad that u replied this late with such weak sauce shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2WljxChU8U

>>20759926

deeply unimpressive. hes nothing w/out a script and the edit feature

as we've seen in one of his recent patreon videos matt is still practicing pitch accent so it's gonna be hilarious when he surpasses dogen in off the cuff conversations and becomes king of japanese learners (he's already king since his comprehension is better than dogen's but dummy djters think speaking ability is important)

oh look no1 believed me when i said dogen was painfully average or below average and now hes bringin down the facade and bein real

i respect it but what a cringe fuckin dude

i miss the days when talking shit about someone else's japanese would get you 10 people daring you to upload a vocaroo
DJTers are becoming too soft

he sounds fine. soreyori lets hear ur toradora vocaroos

>>20759072
Used to be that way. However, a few months back Patreon added a "charge immediately" option for creators that do a per month charge. Stopped many from abusing the system and most people that sign up stay signed up.

i turned on the subs on my anime for the first time in about 10 months and jesus there are so many bad translations. i thought horriblesubs just stole from crunchyroll so i dont get it

ur just on mount stupid

here's a clip of matt from his tour guide job a few months ago he posted on his discord while we're on the subject https://instaud.io/3fRa

>>20759967

maybe you just suck at japanese and think the translations are bad because you have dunning kruger syndrome

>>20759976
oh my fuckin god can som1 post somethnig that isnt gonna make me get douche chills

>>20759976

whys he talking like this if hes working as a tour guide. where's the keigo. respect your customers matt

ima be real in the limited amount of time he spends talking he sounds like hes imitating a fuckin anime character living in a completely different world from whoever is around him

why you guys like matt so much?

>>20759929
Just suck his dick. If it taste like shit, you know he's gay.

>>20759976
you can tell he's getting better...he's so far ahead of anyone who's ever posted on djt it's not even funny

>>20760002
can u elaborate plz

>>20759997
i posted about how he was native vetted and how rtk must be good because he advocated for it and it riled up people. ever since they can't stop talking about him.

>>20760002

let's see him have a conversation about simulation theory in a shibuya bar at 6am while high then ill make my mind up

>>20760006
I see. This thread has more comments about matt's dick his gay sexuality and what he does under the sheets than about japanese. DJT should be renamed to Daily Matt's Thread

the only thing he does under the sheets is sleep peacefully in his bedroom with comics on the walls

>>20759976
how many secret recordings does this dude have of himself talking to high school and college girls

>>20759997
Extremely easy to shitpost on and his fans are very easily baited which doesn't help watch this:
"Hey matttards being native vetted doesn't mean anything because every single native will tell you youre jouzu if you display even baby level competence"

cause most of the regular djters have ascended to such a level that they dont need to ask any questions or talk about japanese. they just exist within the world of nihongo.

ゲきハ
everything after the arrow is in a lower pitch right

>>20760023
yea i don't even care about him he's just some young 20s guy putting pressure on himself to produce content that doesn't matter because he has to put up the "i'm a master facade" but it really pisses djt off. i almost regret starting this back in the summer but it's kinda funny so eh

my cat's bad at japanese, should i take him to a native vet

>>20760045
>i almost regret starting this back in the summer
it was startin to get old the winter before that

>>20760054
i checked the archives and it was a thing before i showed up but it wasn't half the content of every single thread.

what new horrors await DJT after the matt arc

>>20760062
to my recollection it came in waves

i mean what can we even talk about if not matt sama and his exploits

>>20760066
you can only post by writing on your schlong and posting a pic

talk about which hentai game had the biggest effect on ur life

never played a hentai game and i don't like using masturbatory material to learn because i just wanna masturbate i don't want to have to parse alien text.

>>20760087
If its hentai you want you rly cant fuck up with maison de m it changed me because i had thought i was top leaning but now i realize i'm more of a bottom

the thing is once u really get into them u realize theres many types of hentai game and while ultimately u are supposed to possibly jack off at some point some games are more about living a more balanced and rich life that includes having sex sometimes

btw i was thinking of rance when i wrote that post

Eroge should be tender i dont like violent scenes or rapey shit thats why i only play ゲイむけ and ignore bl completely

maybe u just look at her underwear instead of violate her

>>20760076
is that an avatar

are there VNs where you dont have to fuck anyone. im afraid of seeing anything like that before marriage in case i get smoten and have to spend eternity in damnation

>>20760178
Ever17

>>20760178
literally every console release of anything but thats highly discouraged

matt sounds fine in that vid who cares about keigo they are in america not japan. where are the toradora vocaroos?

1 page of toradora would be more speaking than matt did in that 5 min clip of being awkward around females

matt swimmin in coochie while u shitting up djt

im doin what i wanna do atm

Need to watch more anime. Is Re:Zero − Starting Life in Another World at least as 面白い as Darling in the FranXX?

both of those are complete dogshit try watching a good anime like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZXjJV_rV-E

>>20760249
try it and see for yourself. it doesn't have an actual ending though, it's a light novel adaptation.

200 episodes of urusei yatsura or your gay

if u didnt watch the lum show like at least 10 years ago ur still shit fwiw

>>20760180
isnt that the second game

yea but it doesnt matter they arent connected in a way that matters unless ur autistic

never7 is good tho and remember11 is trash and uhh sos all the other shit i cant even remember like riven69 or whatever

Fuck, I better watch Dan Doh and the Lum show right away. I'm shit regardless, probably not going to make it. But I want to move to Japan, so I have to try. America is going to shit, and Nippon still has a chance. I want my kids to be like Jared Taylor.

>>20760286
well thats a bit of a letdown but ill play em sometime

>>20760293
nah nippwns alreayd fucked cuz theres too many fuckers like u that wanna go there and pretty soon theyre gonna let u and the gene pool will be forever ruined : (

>>20760304
I don't want a Japanese wife or anything. Hopefully people can stay in their areas like Chinese used to live in Chinatown. It doesn't seem near as certainly fucked as the USA.

>>20760286
R11 would've been perfect epic game if they had gotten to finish it lol
Now if you want failge look at zero time dilemma

I got 50 minutes to burn, what should I do?

is utikosi gonna do it again

dude if its like post 2005 and it has uchikoshers name on it just dont do it trust me

i still regret doing things like watching punch line lol

>>20760334
I'm a dumb bitch so i'll buy his new game if nothing else than because i won't have any expectations for quality whatsoever

>>20760334
I liked 999 a lot but when i saw punch lines premise i wanted to cry a lil

>>20760329
read as many pages as you can in a novel

>>20760329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RoKsza70EM#t=125

>>20760338
its on my hard drive but i cant bring myself to watch it
>>20760348
thats a relief i thought i was the only dumb bitch

>>20760355
I don't know any good novels worth reading

>>20760360
I don't even have Anki installed

youre down 10 minutes already
get some good eroge so youre ready to roll next time

I wish I was more familiar with African American culture. It seems to be very popular in Japan.

whats that website with the fat mouse as a logo where you can pick reading material from difficulty called

>>20760383
I started watching anime while waiting for replies so it's not going to waste

does 誕生 mean the first female american president would be born in 2009 or the first female presidency would happen in 2009?

ugh is it time bros?

u already know the answer use some common sense and enjoy ur exp bar moving up a few pixels

>>20760423

no it means she died in 2009, 誕生 actually also has the meaning of "died"

also im stoked every1s upgraded to reading baller sky instead of shit like hanahira and geyline

if theres any proof djt is still only getting better with each and every thread its this

>>20760442
>>20760449

thanks

>>20760440
Get ready for like 5 boring ass chapters, possibly more

>>20760180

thank you this is very raku so far, it makes me feel like im good at japanese for once. i should probably stop trying to read yukio mishima novels for fun

>>20760472
if u brush her bangs back ull find she actually has a third eye

>>20760472
There's some scifi info dump type stuff that will be more tough but i believe in you

>>20760477
when i was a lil pupa and she asked if i wanted to see that, my heart was pounding so fast lmao what an absolutely great gal

ever17 is hardly dumpy compared 2 even shit like stans gate

plus the choices matter >: )

fucked up thing now is every time i see you chan i think soulja boy youuuuu

方法 merry christmas! haha get it?

wtf is a コメッチョ lads

reading is good but dont forget to take breaks to watch anime every now and then

why do japanese podcasts all suck shit
where's the japanese equivalent of cumtown

ok u can make the next thread now i think this ones run its course

karubin deleted his twitter again. that was fast

>>20760623

matt-sama go on cumtown

>>20759344
why dont u comment on his video? the internet is bigger then 4chan

i want calvin to be happy

what if carubin isnt deleting his twitter and its just that thing where twitters sayin it doesnt exist but its still there and if ur patient ull see it again someday

fuq i think i dled the german version of this game by accident

u know lookin at that diagram now that place looks like 3 fuckin turds

german is actually just highly advanced japanese

also lol @ random microtext man that shit didnt age well but 20 something y/o me was none the wiser

>>20760685
hold on i thought you were 50 years old

well if ur really counting im 69

jamal when i get fluent will you talk to me over voip in nihongo

not if there isnt a good reason to

if its under the sole pretense of "lol nihongo" then sorry matt defense all the way babey https://streamable.com/f43ix

LOL

ill take it back tho ill let u talk to me and ill just give reciprocating nods and うんs and へーs and then give u the real prize when i say お見事 lol

gaijin having convos in japanese with other gaijin (who both speak the same native language) is definitely maximum cringe

>>20760641
what is goin on with that boy
>>20760746
matt charges a hundo an hour for that

wait a hundo an hour for that ???

thats it im makin a patreon

>>20759926
Caffeine fueled stuttering dogen...

HE CUTE

u know lookin at that dogen vid again while the matt defense clip is still fresh in my mind made me lol quite a bit

gambare doggen

>>20760775

you werent already swayed by the fact that mandem makes $30k a year for uploading rants about how thinking in japanese is a jewish mind control ploy?

No irony, there are a lot of fags in /jp/.
>>20760751
That's the thread actually in nihongo is on /int/ with the flags. At least they're pretending to be Japanese. It's best to help them with engligh in return.

i once talked to a chinese (taiwan) person in japanese cuz they didn't know english. it was pretty normal nothing cringey about it. i think matt is insecure about his hobby and interests (japanese and japan) for him to say something like that when he is at such a high level in japanese

30k a year is chump change at a hundo an hour 30k a month is more in realm of becoming worthwhile

>>20760823
>i once talked to a chinese (taiwan) person in japanese cuz they didn't know english.

clearly not the same thing tho

>>20760830

it's basically free money either way. i wouldnt turn down 30k to make a video a month about how you just have to play 10,000 hours of eroge

>>20760775
i checked again its 20 for half an hour and a hundo for "60-90" min
the uncertain time and increased hourly rate is innovative if you ask me

well u already set my price i aint takin nothin less than hundos

i dont even know of any denominations smaller than hundos

>>20760805
ima kita, where's the matt defense clip

>>20760865
uhh the latest streamable link (professional advice ctrl f "streamable" until u find it)

btw u wanna say keytah bahkary

https://streamable.com/nb6zm

>>20760873
oh i thought you were talking about some clip someone made of matt sama speaking japanese to defend him from the anti matt brigade

is cure dolly japanese?

>>20760805
dogen has an audience on both sides of the pond, it makes sense for him to make videos in nihongo.

>>20760881
this is too eroi

>>20760860
understandable
matts got a real low limit you could take over the market just by offerin more slots some dudes need more than an hour a month to feel a real connection with their rent a friend
>>20760881
heard that so many times it doesnt do it for me anymore

>>20760898
i did actually check that vids comments and saw 1 in japanese that was prolly a bullshit gaijin anyway so i think it was a reasonable assessment here

>>20760823
>i think matt is insecure about his hobby and interests (japanese and japan) for him to say something like that when he is at such a high level in japanese
matt went from shitting on weebs with his friends to deciding that learning japanese and becoming native-level was the path to him having a purpose in life and then he got mindfucked when he realized that not only was his goal possibly unattainable but also completely pointless because he had nothing else interesting to offer as a person and would at best just be equal to an average japanese person if he achieved it
so yeah i'd say he's a bit insecure

Is Matt your 先生, your 先輩, your 主, or your 男?

>>20760905
wait did u just say "rent a friend" ????

u just reminded me of this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aISY74Gh7D4

deals fuckin off

>>20760923

my 師匠

>>20760914
and this is ignoring the months of toilet meshi
what experiences is he too ashamed to mention
>>20760925
i was thinkin of matt talkin about khatz
youd def be takin money from some people you dont want to know exist

>>20760925

lol imagine agreeing to be in this music video and you watch it and they value you at 8000 yen.. sucks to be Gal A

>>20760925
How is miyachi so based?

>>20760881
>key
lolling at the readtards

not gonna lie this is some of miyachins best im glad i could share his come up with yall

https://detail.chiebukuro.yahoo.co.jp/qa/question_detail/q1068226940

japanese is incredible

>MIYACHIはキャビアでANARCHYはイクラ

japanese yt comments are much higher quality

yea i had a good chuckle @ that 1

>>20760925
I wish I could rent a cute 妹! I'd take her hiking and talk about oriental philosophy. Man there aren't things like that in the world.
>>20760942
It's￥80000/hour, way out of your price range. But are they calling them hoes?

why are japanese people so quick to smash that dislike button
feels like 90% of the videos on japanese youtube have a 50-50 dislike to like ratio

>>20760994

u blind it's clearly 8000, and yes obviously they're hoes dumb@$$. never reply to any of my posts ever again

>>20761009
stop watching shitty videos

if i lived in a shitty repressive conformist society like japan i'd take out my anger on youtubers too

>>20760976

lol man got exposed in 1 line

>一応、手段としては「艶でやか」という表記があります。

やっぱ阿呆らしさが垣間見えてしまったんだね

>>20761021
nah the real exposure is the answer at the bottom that just says use ur fuckin head dumbass

>>20760925
imagine inviting someone to be "feat" on your vid only to get completely shown up by them even when you're trying your hardest to look crazy with a dumb hairstyle and tats out the ass
why is miyachi so cool

this is matt-samas theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUzpkh2DBRM

Any interesting japanese Twitter accounts to follow?

>>20761069
smut artists

>>20761071
I’m already following Hideo Kojima.

>>20761069
tkmiz

>>20761037
its pretty likely thats just label shit anyway they wanted miyachi and so anarchy drew the short stick cuz what other former thug ass now sellout ninja is signed to avex lol and they figured out how to put em together and that vid popped out

this ones the one that has stuck with me the most it's real good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76aRKpH3K_I

>>20760847
Just checked. Nuke charges $20 per hour on his patreon. Though it looks like its to do work or explain shit, not actual Japanese stuff. Matt and him have it figured out.

御免なさい、大好きです、ゲイじゃない

ノーホモ＝ng

おはようおにいちゃん

くしゃみがとまらない

>>20761245
i heard if you stick a leek up your ass it'll cure what ails ya

>>20761069
https://twitter.com/02ESyRaez4VhR2l/status/1073777451975663616?s=19

can't spell 疑心暗鬼 without あんき

あんキッズ

The 2k/6k deck mega link in the guide won't download for me, anyone got an alternative link? I'm only asking because the guide said not to dl random ones from ankiweb

Download the superior Nuke's deck with 50k vacabulary

Is this your way of telling me to start reading eroge already? I've only been in these threads for about a week but I'd like to think I'm beginning to catch on.

if you dont scribble down random kanji you hear while you're watching anime then you're not making the most efficient use of your immersion time

>>20761502
I don't use those decks, but I downloaded the mega desktop app for those links. It's perfectly safe. Don't forget the install the separate media files. https://mega.nz/sync Mega is the best way to share files.

>when you can hear the kanji
You've made it.

>>20758701
what website is this?

>>20761591

eternal dekinai spotted

Download the superior Nuke's deck with 50k vocabulary

where's this nukemarine deck?

へぷし

>>20761617
I wish there were a deck with 50k vocabulary. Would it even be possible?

>>20761617
It's a meme since I tend to make a bunch of useless decks. However, here's a spreadsheet of 65,000 words obtained from a frequency analysis of 5500 books in the DJT library.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Ni0ZYqqPzfWDIil9mdc6M5obqIuPS_NE54rPr_0cWUU/edit#gid=0

There's also the Tanuki list, which has unknown origins but looks like something for teaching native Japanese kids about kanji vocabulary.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19c4cYTQGa-iZnBirFLeO1_TzFHRBlabWSwBV6IoDaQU/edit#gid=0

With spreadsheets, it's easy to make your own Anki deck. However, the JLPT Tango Decks seem superior to any automatically generated (or sorted) stuff like the above.

>>20760180
Theres technically some fuckin

うる星やつらはライオットだよ

>>20761650

thanks I didn't know you actually came to this board lol. I already finished Core10k last year and stopped using Anki, but I feel like doing a few new cards a day again, so it'd be good to have a big deck that I can just learn from whenever I feel like it

>>20760318
They did finish it.

>>20761665
我もそうおもいます
ちなみに
ラムかしのぶかどっちか

>>20761650
>65,000 words obtained from a frequency analysis
Is it even possible to learn so many words? It must be a meme.

>>20761695
>dog
>house
>dog house
This is 3 words as far as frequency lists are concerned since Japanese has no spaces and shit like doghouse are considered one word.

>>20761650

there doesn't appear to be 65k words on any of those lists. it goes to 10k on the first one then like 2k/5k/5k for the others.

>>20761667

First, here's the full 65,000 word list. The fields are: Kanji sorted position, Frequency Count, Word, Optimized Index, Skip count. What I did with the spreadsheets above is group the frequency count into: 500, 2000, 4000, 6000, etc. then sorted words in those group by the kanji index. Kana only words in the top 10,000 were in their own sheet.

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1N5LihYUw-4kJprAwjE1hqydVFGHFRA0j/view?usp=sharing

Now the big reveal. It's fucking useless and stupid to learn such a list. What I think you should do is get the "Unnamed Japanese Text Analyzer" program. Run it first on the Core 10k sentences and use the resulting list as a "filter" file. Now, run the analyzer on the subtitles or book series of stuff you read, filtering out the 10k stuff. Make sure to click "apend first appearance line" so you get a reference sentence. You've created a list of words that are from stuff you've read and enjoyed. It'll have the sentence there for context. That'll be better than any random word list I'd make for you.

>>20761578
Got it, thanks anon!

Anyone share some magnet links for japanese beginner textbooks in PDF form?

>>20761698
>Typically native speakers know 15,000 to 20,000 word families
> number of words that the Japanese "know" estimated to be around 50,000

What is wrong with non-japanese brains?

ラムは大好きです、悩ましいよ。

>>20761698

you're right but doghouse is definitely a word in english too lol

according to this http://testyourvocab.com/ i know around 37k words, which is above average

educated japanese readers prob know 40-60k easily

>>20761712
>there's a movie of gochiusa
Didn't even know

Textbooks are useless btw

>>20761725
"word families" don't mean what you think it means.

Here's the deal
新聞 is newspaper
But literally it's just "new hear"
It's two words you should know after a week of studying put together to make a new word. Most of those "65k words" are the same thing.

>>20761712
ガイドよ

Here's Japanese the Manga Way
https://mega.nz/#F!JVxQBRaK!8uG_L5tw-_hkzzM3rLZ_6Q

>>20761751
Is even possible to handle a 65k words deck with Anki? How many reps I should do everyday?

>>20761712
ガイドよ

There are some direct links to books here. https://djtguide.neocities.org/resource%20guide.html#Grammar

Can anyone help me read this please?

ＯＰはプリキュアたちがロケットにまたがって奥に行くとタイトル出るカットとロケットが奥にすっ飛んでいくカット。

本編では敵のUFOがビーム出すとこ全般です(^o^)

>>20761768
Why do you think you should use anki? Just read and when your brain is ready to acquire it will. It'll be like a "what the fuck? How did I not realize that earlier?" kind of feeling, like you've been overlooking the obvious all this time.

>>20761735
I scored 18k but I figured I was much more literate than the average person. Huh...

>>20761817

tbf 37k is actually like 85-90th percentile for mid 20s so i said above average but...

i tried this one as well and got 24,800 word families, and this one is probably more accurate cause it's longer/more difficult

https://my.vocabularysize.com

>>20761728
そうそう
我はゲイのにラムちゃん実に実にかわいい

>Stroking yourselves over knowing words like irate and gala
Imagine being Japanese, learning English, and thinking these words are necessary.