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dead china is dead

Not sad.
Just because Sakuya didn't want to be immortal doesn't mean she won't enjoy it. Lots of people don't want something but when forced to try it, end up really liking it.

I don't really see the need

In perfect momento its stated that she says she's 19 but is actually alot old due to time WIZARD

>>2057994
rape?

>>2058002
Nighto Wizardo

>>2058013
I wasn't think about that at all.
But now that you'e said it, I CAN'T stop thinking about it.

>>2058013 mind fucked >>2058077

>>2058083
what

>>2057994
Remi basically raped her body, dude.

>>2058493
Are you saying you wouldn't enjoy being raped by a 500 year old loli?

>>2058532
Raped? Can't rape the willing.
Vampirized? No thank you.

>>2057972
Name of dojin?

Remilia was just teaching Sakuya some manners.

I don't know what the big deal is. Sakura is already undead

Reimu killed her in EoSD

>>2058845
>>2058845

>>2058875
Can't Reimu only kill youkai. Wait, danmaku battles can't kill in the first place. So how was Sakuya killed if danmaku can't kill and knowing that Reimu is innocent?

>>2058875

It's a mystery.
Not only does Remi talk about her in past tense (and worries about finding a new maid), but it's fairly certain Sakuya dies in stage 6 of EoSD since she BLOWS UP.

>>2058924
But then Reimu talks to her :o also all the other characters blow up after Reimu blows them too

Wait, how could Sakuya have died? She is a playable character in the next two Toehoes.

My OTP. Too bad this will never be translated.

>>2058936

That's in stage 5. In stage 6 she just goes boom and Remi specifically mentions her being dead. Yet, she shows up in PCB. Like nothing happened.

Sakura is was cloned

Why the fuck would anyone willingly become a vampire, they have some of the cheapest weaknesses ever.

>>2058924
>it's fairly certain Sakuya dies in stage 6 of EoSD since she BLOWS UP.
Everyone blows up in Touhou. It's silly.
I wish I could blow up like that.

>>2059006
Just get really angry and you'll blow your top.

Not a lot has been mentioned about this anyway. You'd suppose it would get a lot of attention if it was a retcon or a plain and simple slip up.

Perhaps she just got a bad bump on her head and it got better.

"Better".

>Why the fuck would anyone willingly become a vampire
Unlimited lifespan, madfuck physical strength, I'm guessing it comes with flight if you don't already have it.

And according to this doujin, sucking blood or being sucked of your blood is like a million orgasms a second.

Hmm. I just went over the dialog with Remilia in EoSD. She calls Reimu a murderer, and she doesn't deny it. And talks about Sakuya in the past tense.

>>2059040
They could have been talking sarcastically. Considering that this is Toehoe we are talking about, thats probably the case.

>>2059040
Yet Sakuya is alive in all the games after that.

>>2059058
Proves Marisa route is canon in EoSD.

>>2059014
>>orgasms per second
Sounds pretty fuck win.

>>2059058

However, her eyes are blue forevermore and her themesong changed to Flowering Night.

REMILIA HAS MULTIPLE SAKUYAS

ZUN got drunk and accidentally killed Sakuya.
Then he got drunk again and forgot she died.

>>2059069

Everyone's thinking it, but only you dared say it.
Anon is wise.

dem thighs

>>2059069
You take that back.

>>2059090
Because it sucks having to hide from the sun.

>>2059069
The key to every Touhou plot hole ever. No need for anything else.

>Why the fuck would anyone willingly become a vampire
Why wouldn't you?

>>2059014

What's the name though, Night Wizard?

sauce please

>>2059096
Sauce is in filename. Come on, that is the first place you should look.

Touhou is where girls talk shit about each other, then after beating the crap out of each other, the winner brags about defeating, a.k.a. killing, the weaker bitch. It's just talking smack.

>>2059099
Fascinating.

>>2059098

Fuck my life... I always post before opening the thread to reply because I use the toolbar...

Sorry for your troubles.

>>2059014
(I deleted that comment just because I didn't want to derail the thread, don't want to argue, don't want to argue... fuck it)

Your a vampire, congratulations, catch is now your only limited to use 12 hours of the day regardless if you require sleep or not. Hope your not religious as now as holy symbols cause you intense searing pain as well as bad smelling vegetables and plain water, as matter of fact you might want to be careful of that last one since even crossing the earths most abundant resource causes distress. but that's fine as it seems you can live forever only sustained on a diet of human blood, like your newfound super strength? Not gonna help you alot when you start praying on the single most dangerous species in the known universe.

>>2059109
BUT UR A VAMPIER THATS SO KEWL ITS LIKE I"M EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT HOW CULD U NOT LIEK THAT?

>>2059122
That's it.

I'm moving to Mars.

>>2059092
But I already hide from it.

>>2059109
ITT touhou is D&D.

Protip: Remilia can walk around in broad daylight with nothing more than a parasol and be perfectly fine. Do you really think something so stupid as a "religious symbol" or the sight of water will cause searing pain?

Wannabe vampires should just get their act together and move to the geographic North Pole. Darkness most of the year, and people disappear in the wastes without anyone taking notice everyday.

>>2059139
Take me with you.

>>2057972
Just read it now, pretty fucking hot vampire right there. So what's the difference between a magician and "real magician"?

>>2059181
Reimu probably just meant a magician youkai like Alice.

>>2059181

Magicians = magic using humans like Marisa. Gain their powers through study as much as through talent. Same lifespan as regular humans, but may in rare cases "evolve" into real magicians.
Real Magicians = a separate race of youkai, like Patchy and (according to her PC era backround) Alice. Have their magic powers from birth and only grow stronger with age. Live for hundreds or thousands of years.

>>2059181

Youkai species "Magician".
Presumably a human who turned into a youkai via alchemy of some sort.
Examples: Alice Margatroid, Patchouli Knowledge.

Being a vampire is awesome. Super strength, flight, immortality etc. After a hundred years sakuya would thank remi. Also did this remind anyone of Anne rice's book?

>>2059166
Oh D&D has enough of its own problems where small groups of short, weak but well organized squads of lizard people can but the fear of god into what should be omnipotent being (or should we consider it more realistic for that?)

No my problem is what is vampireism in the first place? is it magic, then why shouldn't symbol "religious symbols" affect them? or is it a virus, then why doesn't it adapt?

>>2059227

Might be some nasty side effects, though. Touhou vampires gain their immortality specifically from never maturing, so in the touhouverse you'd end up being a permanent lo-...

Oh... yeah. /jp/.

>>2059166
Oh D&D has enough of its own problems where small groups of short, weak but well organized squads of lizard people can but the fear of god into what should be omnipotent being (or should we consider it more realistic for that?)

No my problem is what is vampireism in the first place? is it magic, then why shouldn't "religious symbols" affect them? or is it a virus, then why doesn't it adapt?

>>2058992
>>2059000

SPOILER!!:- Miss Patchouli Knowledge is former Umbrella Corp. scientist specialized in T-Virus research. Miss Patchouli also responsible in Yukkuri outbreak and the creation of Zombie Raymoo in Gensokyo.

>>2059381

lol what

>>2059381

No

divine magic should work on every kind of spiritual creature with the exception of divine creatures

in this case you use your non-holy spells

>>2059255
>then why shouldn't "religious symbols" affect them?
Uh, religious symbols do affect vampires. Any 'blessed' item affects them pretty much.

Where was it ever stated that Remilia had any sort of weakness to religious symbols, plain water, bad smelling vegetables or any other random shit you'd read in a D&D booklet?

Even the fucking sunlight only slightly weakens her.

what do you think Reimu's ofuda and balls are?

They're religion symbols

and from what I've seen they hurt like hell

>>2059746
>Where was it ever stated that Remilia had any sort of weakness to religious symbols, plain water, bad smelling vegetables or any other random shit you'd read in a D&D booklet?

Imperishable Night manual: It goes without saying that she is weak against sunlight, can't cross flowing water, hates garlic, and despises sardine heads. Crosses have no effect on her. It puzzles her to hear that her kind are supposed to be weak against such a thing.

>>2059747

Or they're simply just strong magically/spiritually, and has nothing to do with the fact that it happens to be religious

>It goes without saying that she is weak against sunlight.
Doesn't kill her, only weakens her poweres, she still plainly walks around during the day with an umbrella.

>can't cross flowing water.
Ok.

>hates garlic, and despises sardine heads.
I also hate sardine heads, but they don't kill me. Hating something doesn't mean you die if you touch it.

>Crosses have no effect on her. It puzzles her to hear that her kind are supposed to be weak against such a thing.
And so religious symbols are indeed pointless.

so let's see...
Sunlight weakens her, and may be uncomfortable. She also cannot cross flowing water.
In exchange, She is, from her IaMP profile: faster than the eye can follow, strong enough to crush boulders, powerful enough to manipulate demons, she's so strong it's almost not fair. She may be weak against sunlight, but she has a pretty strong constitution, so as long as some bit of her

>>2059792
Sunlight can kill her if she stays in direct sunlight for too long. That was the whole point of Embodiment of Scarlet Devil. This is why she has the parasol in the first place. So she doesn't get exposed to direct sunlight.

Didn't Interview with A Vampire teach you people nothing?

I'm not interested in sissy Anne Rice stories. Though I will say that she's better than Twilight's author.

Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:56:30

I'm not normally chatty, but once this lady asked me about my life, I just couldn't stop.

2 bottles of Jack Daniels and nearly a gallon of vodka later, it's finally over.

Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:57:25

Well, how do you feel?

Anonymous 02/11/09(Wed)01:58:14

Oh, fine. I don't drink. I didn't think shrine-maiden were allowed to either.

Fucking filthy vampires. Horrid beasts that desecrate the corpses of the people they used to be. An affront to the natural order, so it's perfectly sensible that the divine will burn them.

What I can't understand is why teenagers find them so romantic. They're monsters. This new surge of vampires in popular media sickens me.

>>2059871
Because biting is really hot.

And they make the best waifus.

>>2059871

I always say "We should of stayed in the trees, caves were a bad idea".

>>2059806
My point is that sunlight obviously isn't SO dangerous to her is she can walk around during broad daylight with a simple umbrella.

>>2059883

Yeah, but your blood is basically your not-yet-expelled waste. Everything you go to the bathroom for is what's in your blood.

Vampires. Filthy, disgusting beasts.

>>2059871
I agree completely.

>>2059904

Every time you look at a vampire, remember that their pale complexion is because their blood is in their feet, causing them to swell into horrid blobs full of the black sludge their heart is no longer alive to pump. Disgusting monsters.

>>2059889
>should of

>>2059924
that's not true

Demilich Reimu vs. Vampire Matriarch Remilia

Battle of the Undead Decide the Destiny!

>>2059981
What does that make Marisa? A human sorcerer?

>>2059993

Marisa Kirisame
Medium-Sized Human Female
Sorcerer 8 Warlock 12 Rogue 7

>>2060002
I'd go for sorcerer/rogue with maybe a few levels in Arcane Trickster or an equivalent. Warlock indicates she has some pact with a foreign power, which may suit Alice, but not Marisa.

>>2060009
Star Pact