/jp/ - Otaku Culture

It's going to be below par again.
I wish they'd either stop or start from scratch.

>>20521177
welp not many good memes for nippon i guess,
will there be live translation on stream this year?

>>20521177
>again
What did he mean by this?

>>20523513
Bus segment
Blue vs Red segment
Two rival teams segment
"Scary" segment
All the "guess which celebrity will show up next" segments
Even the Chouno and thai kick segments are stale by now

It's soulless.

>>20523513
Last good one was detectives. Scientists was okay, nothing original. American police was awkward and repetitive. The cheaters segments, the Hosei segments, the shit segment and the Matsumoto slap segment were just painful to watch. I'm hoping it's just teething problems from having a new production crew last year, but I doubt it, they all just looked so tired. The other anon is right, it is best that they just end it or think of something new, like what Matsumoto is doing for Prime.

Was Matsumoto's Documental show ripped and uploaded somewhere?

>>20526893
it's on nyaa

>>20523889
You forgot the at least hour long Oni segment.

I'm in it for god Egashira and the random surprises.

>>20527252
no jimmy onishi = shit

Anyone else planning on doing a drinking game? It's morning here but who cares

Interesting that they are no longer do a pre-show before the batsu any more. I guess even Japan is tired of it now.

>>20527475
Take a shot every time Cocorico does a fake laugh to be polite.
Take a shot every time someone gets away with a laugh.
Take a shot every time Matsumoto repeats a joke someone else's did first, either from this batsu or from a previous year.

stream where?
gakiteam's is laggy as fuck right now

>>20527649
Welp turns out they are doing a preshow, never mind.

>>20527724
Really? I'm finding that it's actually a couple of minutes ahead of the mov3 site I normally use.
https://live.teamgaki.com/
http://rtmp.teamgaki.com/

If you want to watch something else you can always switch over to asahi and watch Yoiko's survival island instead. It starts at 6, so you can at least watch the opening half an hour instead of this recycled shit.

>>20527757
found a better stream nevermind

>>20527785
Which one

>>20527785
Would also know this magical stream.

>>20527785
If only forjoy TV still accessible.

What if this year Hosei slaps Chono instead

>>20527866
Forjoy died last New Years too, these events always kill streaming services.

I'm pissed that the one decent stream I know is showing some fucking kids show because they're waiting for Fate.

>>20527879
Do you think those staff will think about that? No creativity left on those people.

https://vaughn.live/ducktoaster

Seems to be working great

>>20527879
Imagine if chono slaps someone else this time
Imagine if someone else gets thai kicked

Nah...

>>20527891
Well, last time that girl got thai kicked and it was probably the best moment of the show.

>>20527649
>Take a shot every time Matsumoto repeats a joke someone else's did first, either from this batsu or from a previous year.
Why are you trying to kill anons?

>>20527903
>that girl
Why are you even here?

https://live.fc2.com/3789448/
pretty good so far

>>20527921
thanks

>they addressed the black face controversy

>>20527934
>fucking niggers gonna shoot us if we continue

>>20527921
R I P

Pretty funny so far.

I'm giving up on decent streams, and switching back to the one that's a solid 3 minutes or so behind.

teamgaki crashed god damm
im using youtube live

I like these two, they have potential.

>>20528021
Bus was actually pretty good this year.

That fucking jiji.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=975BlOAm44o

>>20523889
>Blue vs Red segment

I hate those so much

tl;dr?

>>20521035
black army punishing in how many rows now?

Is anyone streaming the TV Asahi Arino desert island special? Mov is 504ing.

>>20528052
Is this retard really streaming on his real account?

That IKKO impression from Hamada was stunning.

>>20528052
slower
https://youtu.be/ZH0S5ya6ttQ

YOU TOUCH MY BOIN

>>20528157
I'm pretty sure it's pai.

>>20528179
I think he's just retarded. Her tits weren't even that great.

>>20528179
Oh yeah, just noticed it said パイ.

>>20528179
You shouldn't really bother talking to "people" who can't even read kana.

This is easily my favorite of the recent segment additions.

>>20528200
Nevermind, didn't realize they were padded until the next segment with the three of them.

>>20528074
I'm saving that for later. I'd rather watch it in HD.

>>20528218
Did you see the lineup? I'm hardly surprised, plus they are pushing the whole twitter angle a lot more with voting for your favourite team.

YOU TOUCH MY PAI

>Hyokkorihan
>When we just had him earlier today

This cont is easily the most unfunny shit that made it big this year. I still can't fathom it at all, it's the kind of gag that would only amuse 5 year olds.

>>20528218
>>20528074
>p-please watch arino desert with me....

top 10 anime betrayals

>>20528264
https://twitter.com/issa02161/status/1079680402564870151

do people still watch kohaku?

GET CHANCE AND LUCK

Thai kick time!

>>20528286
If they're over 80.

KADO BATTORU

Literally Kaiji.

>tfw they brought in a magician just to fuck with Tanaka

>>20528263
Please do not bully Hyokkorihan.

>>20528297
THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch0ACDFffNk

>>20528308
BAGAAAAAAAAAAAA is funnier and more MAD worthy.

>>20528307
Daigo always shows up on bullshit shows like Monitoring, so they'll just be feeding Thai kicker the correct cards through an earpiece or something.

>>20528319
It looks like he actually practiced the trick though.

What the actual fuck

>>20528324
They're trying to make it look convincing, idiot. It's just magic.

Sound:
>>>/wsg/2582850

At least I can post these somewhere safely now.

>>20528319
>thai kick sama places his card first

>>20528329
>practiced the trick
>it's just magic
You're literally retarded.

Hamada heckling him is the best part.

50/50 now, I think he will get kicked from this one.

>>20528345
Wow. There has to be a trap somewhere.

HE FUCKING DID IT

>>20528345
It really kinda sucks being ahead of everyone...

>>20528352
They redo it is the trap. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

How did tanaka win again? I just missed it

They really want to thai kick him.

>Glasses
Thai kick has got serious now!

NO SHAME

>>20528304
You read my fucking mind anon lol.

>>20528319
>so they'll just be feeding Thai kicker the correct cards through an earpiece or something.
Yeah, but you'll never notice.

>>20528218
your point?

>>20528319
>not even hiding the earpiece
lmao

>>20528389
True, earpiece technology these days is so advanced you'd never spot it.

>thai kick-san trying not to laugh

I think they're actually using trick glasses that show up hidden marks on the back of the cards. Super low-tech.

>>20528304

That was funny as fuck.

>>20528391
Man, trying to watch the actual Sasuke broadcast is boring as fuck, there's just way too many cut-aways and commercials. It's even worse than the burger broadcast of the Olympics. Better to watch a recap later of the actual runs.

>>20528407
I thought the pattern on the card was just different, but thai-kick-kun just needed glasses. I was actually expecting the card to have an obvious difference as well, like a different color or something.

Holy shit is that Reel Big Fish?

Oh god, this unfunny shit again.

>red vs blue
Time to look up porn instead

>>20528452
This is literally the best part.

Goddammit Tanaka is so lame even at thinking up insults.

>>20528472
It's not very fun for EOPs, anon. Be more sensitive.

How can anyone hate this segment? It's funny as fuck.

Gaki no Tsukai New Year Batsu Treasure Hunters 24 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH0S5ya6ttQ

>>20528484
Except the best part is actually the airing out dirty laundry part.

>>20528484
I don't even know how EOPs can enjoy this show when all they can understand is the slapstick.

>>20528482
He's such a nice guy anon, he just can't think of insulting anyone.

>>20528507
Who are you replying to?

I'm watching Kouhaku this year, will wait for subs for the Gaki.
Have fun guys

That was a pretty good throw-down.

>>20528511
They can read some dudes give bad/awkward translations a few minutes later on a way behind steam. :^)

last years ガキ使 isn't even translated yet. how can eops live with that lol

>>20528535
Don't worry, they can wait half a year instead to get poorly explained references that are literally the definition of "you had to be there".

>>20528544
It actually is but they take longer to sub it each year. I expect people to wait 8 months this year if not more.
https://www.teamgaki.com/category/batsu/no-laughing-american-police-2017-2018/

learn japanese already geez

I love this game, we should have it in every school.

>>20528544
B-But watching it is the only thing that matters, please don't bully EOPkun

if protein lose that then he has to seppuku

>>20528567
Probably has something to do with the donations they want to keep coming in.

What the hell are Matsumoto's muscles for?

Oh man, this is gonna be embarrasing if Matsumoto doesnt pull his weight

>>20528582
I've got bad news for you, anon.

Matsumoto can bench 3 plates for FUCKS sake. This is rigged.

>>20528603
It looks like the rope goes behind the curtain, so...

>>20528603
or the others aren't pulling their weight. Notice they are wearing socks too so pretty hard to get a good grip.

>>20528603
Yeah, but it's clear he skips leg day.

>>20528603
Kasuga was an actual athlete in his school days though, that's a lot more important than being the kind of retard who can only lift.

People don't realise, but tug of war isn't really about the weight you can move, it's about how well you can retain your balance and move in sync with your team.

>>20528617

>>20528603
He should've been at the back since he had the most mass. Since he's at the front they got fucked.

Sasuga Kasuga.

>Hamada's finger spaghetti

>>20528641
is Kasuga gay?

>>20528628
How can he even stand properly from being so top-heavy?

>>20528623
I reckon squat and deadlift would've helped.

>Nah, bro, it's that electric shock's fault!

Guys, I just hope there's no wrestling slap this year.

>>20528668
Roll the reverse rock-paper-scissors footage

I was actually able to to this adding one better than the gun and circle one last year.

>>20528702
>get all examples right
>fuck up almost all of the one gorilla & protein get

Isn't it still early for kusoge CMs?

This one has been pretty good so far, but I feel like I felt the same way last year at the same point. It's towards the end that it always falls apart.

>>20528693
>no wrestling slap this year
where do you think you are?

>tfw people are laughing at this but this is really what old age does to your brain
Poor guys.

Speaking of, it's been a while since Ariyoshi has been on a batsu hasn't it?

I like how this has turned into rifujin Downtown.

>>20528741
Everyone knows the worst parts are the game show, the loincloth losers and the scary part at the end. The best stuff is the incidental stuff with the gang.

>>20528693
Chono's segment is the highlight of the show

>>20528746
>That part during Scientists were Matsumoto started tearing up because Hamada couldn't figure out some mascot even with hints from everyone in the room
>Housei saying, "No, no, this isn't good... we have to stop this..." in the background

And thus, Tanaka became a shota-con.

>tfw 1995年 was 40 years ago

Absolutely savage.

可愛い

>>20528584
There was a guy on /t/ from TeamGaki a while ago. Said there's no communication between the team members. If someone fucks off for an unknown reason no one wants to take over their part either. There are Korean 1h long shows which are basically just talking and they get subbed in a day or two by fansubbers, not the companies that sub the more popular shows. TG even shut down the chat on their site because they got shat on by everyone and moved to discord where they can ban anyone who criticises them. Also remember how they went silent for over a month with the only message "we're still working on the subs :^)" when you can check the status page and see that no work is being done. Then there was a person who wanted to gather his own group of people to sub the batsu but the TG cult told him to fuck off and that TG got it so there's no need for another group to compete with them What a fucking shitshow.

what a cute loli

That's It!? They only did two segments with the kid. It was actually pretty good. Does it feel like there are WAY more commercial breaks and cuts this year?

>>20528770
kokoro is a girl

>>20528776
Anyone who wasn't a pure idea guy could go and do the whole show by himself in a week, you don't need a fucking "team" for this shit.

The reality is that nobody really gives a shit. Gaki is one of the few nip shows that even gets subtitles.

>>20528809
>Does it feel like there are WAY more commercial breaks and cuts this year?
Same as always, bro.

>>20528769
Is there a clip for that? Which segment was it on

>>20528823
I don't remember, it was just them messing around in the room with some molecule model. Maybe that's why it seemingly upset him, he was just trying to be funny with his partner and it wasn't working.

>>20528776
That is...fucking shitty. If that's how they are then I'll take any live or truncated translation like the guys live subbing it right now then wait till august for TG to finish the shit. I can understand school and work getting in the way but goddamn what's the excuse for not having it done before summer? Also I remember some of the last few Batsus having the first three parts done by the end of February which makes their slowdown after that very suspect.

>>20528819
True. Even TG or should I say one of the members whose name I forget did it all by himself in 1.5 month during freetime. IIRC it was EDF. I'm surprised that no one really subs Gaki though.

>>20528823
It was when they were in the room doing different experiments, receiving gags, etc. Towards the middleish I wanna say.

>>20528849
I think there are a few groups that still sub Gaki. Like one group i think is regularly trying to sub all of wednesdays Downtown and Tofu Panda still does stuff every now and then.

>>20528849
>I'm surprised that no one really subs Gaki though.
If you knew Japanese, you really wouldn't. It's one tiny 30 minute show that's more regularly subtitled than 99% of other shows out there.

Junichi will absolutely be up for this one, he's been on Matsuko's show a few times now.

>>20528846
It took me 6 months from knowing zero japanese to passing N3. By that time I understood gaki more than shitty live translations. There's really no excuse to not learn japanese either.

>>20528849
>I'm surprised that no one really subs Gaki though.
Why? Watching subbed Gaki seems like the height of dumb weebery to be desu. Even with sub-titles, most people aren't likely to 'get' anything more than the really obvious stuff and slapstick.

Hello /v/irgin refugees

>>20528776
I knew they were incompetent but not this fucking incompetent. What a shame.

HANBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGU

>commercials every 10 minutes
How fucking annoying. Bundle them all up and space more or something

>>20528888
>but not this fucking incompetent.
They take 8 months to sub something that should take a week, what did you expect?

>>20528886
I don't know, I don't know anything about all the personalities they have on the show, but I enjoy it for the style of Japanese comedy and Matsumoto's sense of humor. A lot of it is closer to classic, mid-20th century American comedy than modern American comedy is, so it really scratches an itch for me.

Actors doing netas will never get old.

>>20528873
Wednesday Downtown Project became really slow. They released like 1 ep every month for 3-4 months then came to a crawl. TofuPanda is another shitshow group that I could rant about. They subbed 5 episodes in a year. They took over a year to sub okonomiyaki part 2, they still have the same episodes they had 3 years ago on their status page which are being "worked on". Also Wednesday Downtown Project is being managed by the same guy who's a part of TofuPanda.

>That completely smooth slide into whispered line in ear
My fucking sides

>>20528882
How did you learn? I've been taking a language class at my college, and I'm aware that this is a poor method of learning. I'm studying at Sophia this Spring, and I really want to make the most of my time there. Right now I'm doing Anki and finishing my shitty textbook, but I don't know what the best listening and speaking practice is honestly.

Sound:
>>>/wsg/2582913

>>20528753
The scary part is definitely the absolute worst part of it all. I don't understand why they blow a bunch of money on the ridiculous props and pyrotechnics when it's so incredibly boring. Tanaka can only fall over so much at the littlest things before it becomes irritating. Hell, the Suga bit at the closing is usually the best part of that half hour.

>>20528929
Imagine thinking you deserve translations, be glad they're releasing anything at all.

Go learn Japanese already.

>>20528929
I don't pay attention to subs anymore, but did they actually release episodes every 3 months? I figured the best you'd get would be 15 minute 説s.

It's funny to see EOPs getting so mad about a show they didn't even know about a year ago. You wouldn't have even heard of it if the "shitshow" groups you complain about didn't tell you about it.

>>20528922
>. A lot of it is closer to classic, mid-20th century American comedy than modern American comedy is, so it really scratches an itch for me.
So much this. I prefer this style of humour compared to the vulgar and political shit that dominates TV today, it reminds me of the old variety hall acts.

>>20528945
And this is why I don't like talking about subbing groups. Because faggots like you start getting mad that someone is criticising the fansub groups. I'll do whatever I like though. Go cry about it on the TeamGaki discord.

>>20528964
You dislike talking about subbing groups, yet you do it anyways despite knowing people like me will show up.

You're being an entitled faggot and you're trying to find excuses.

No way

>>20528957
I've heard about Gaki in 2009 or 2010. There was a guy subbing the episodes on his blog. He quit the scene a long time ago though. So no, I wasn't introduced to Gaki by the shitshow fansub group that I'm complaining about.

>>20528976
>leddit spacing
fuck off nigger

>>20528963
I was surprised when I showed it to my dad, who's a comedy writer and huge fan of classic American comedy, and he loved it. Actually asked me out of the blue if I had any more of it, lol. He hated Documental though. Although my younger brother doesn't really like Gaki and loves Documental, so I don't know what that says.

>>20528987
Good comeback faggot, you sure got me there. Fucking pathetic.

>>20528964
>>20528976
Why don't you two get a room?

>>20528976
>entitled
>>>/reddit/

>>20528937
>spoiler
Does your uni have a conversation time or Japanese student union or some such? Speaking practice can be hard, but I know mine used to do a couple hours where they switched back and forth between English and Japanese in twenty minutes intervals. That way the foreign exchange students could practice their English and the language students got practical experience. Was pretty fun. Used to go for the great snacks and to wingman for my buddy who had a thing for the group's treasurer. I've heard from others about similar shit. If there's not, maybe try to start one?

isn't this bitch from boys over flower season 2?

>>20528993
Go back.

>>20528993
>Not even denying it
lmao just fucking leave already.

>>20528985
I was talking about Suiyoubi, dude. Unless you're really dumb enough it's somehow related to Gaki because they're both Downtown vehicles, which is a real, terrifying possibility.

i think esls and eops wont get this segment

>Ranbo 2

>>20528988
Makes sense because documental is not as gentle and a lot more vulgar one guy literally tried to take a shit on the table ffs.. I agree with your father, Fujimoto was probably my favourite participant because of his style of comedy.

Hnnngh Hanachan

ショートカット最高

ok this was ok

>>20529023
My mistake then. Still, I knew about it for a while as well, so my point still stands that I wasn't introduced to it by them. There were also other people subbing them every now and then before that group showed up. I have no complaints about others, only TG and TofuPanda because it's mostly the same people. So there's barely any difference between them.

Tanaka is lame! LAME!

>>20529003
I think they offer conversation practice, actually. The problem is I'll be out of the country until late January, so I'll have to wait until then, meet someone I can practice with in person, or practice online with someone. I think the truth is that I'm shy so it's difficult for me to commit to this shit. I know a Japanese exchange student through a former professor, so I should definitely talk to them. That format - switching - sounds very productive though. When I've done speaking practice in the past, I have a bad habit of explaining myself in English right after I say anything tough, lol.
The girl who represents the conversation clinic at my school is a qt, I was too nervous to go lol.

>>20529068
Yes, and?

oh shit are they going to lock matsumoto up this year too?!?

>>20529119
>this year too
Matsumoto is always locked up.

Why would treasure hunters need to rescue hostages

>>20529119
He had an injured hip, it's to be expected isn't it?

Tag time, yay.

>>20529132
Because it's partially an Indy Jones thing and that nigga rescued bitches all the time?

>>20529132
While exploring ruins, Matsumoto becomes locked behind a trap door intended to dissuade grave robbers, obviously. This is clearly a training exercise.

Tin cans and 101 dalmations were my favorite, hope they do something worse to Housei this year

>>20529132
Damnsels in distress?

>>20529132
matsumoto slid down when a hole opened up in the floor so now they need to go rescue him

>>20529151
>>20529142
>matsumoto
>damsel

>>20529149
Ice skater that slaps Tanaka was great.

>Hamada uses Tanaka as shield
>Hamada gets smacked instead.

I'm laughing more at Matsumoto than the others here

I love the comfy school building they take them to for this shit, just nestled in the green hills... Something very calming and pleasant about it despite all the chinko-slapping going on.

>>20529182
matsumoto being a grade-A asshole in his box is the best part of this

>hora hora hora
>are are are
>anoo anoo

>>20529070
It sucks to hear, 'Suck it up, and tough it out,' when you're shy, but you know what you gotta do, bro. That format was really helpful for a lot of reasons. Short bursts make it easier to manage and think you can get through it, then you get to relax when it switches to your native language and just help the others along. Made it really fun and supportive. Also, it was a group thing, which I think is usually better than one on one or private meetings a lot of time. You get to talk to different people and different things and the stronger folks can help the weaker ones. Also easier to keep from cheating when you've got others 'policing' so to speak. I know none of this helps with your current situation, but hopefully it's some encouragement to try it out when you can.

>>20529186
Even better than that was seeing the dumb twat get kicked. I don't care if it didn't really hurt or if she knew about it in advance. It was cathartic.

you'd think Tommy Lee Jones would be more well-known to him due to the whole commercial series

>>20529233
He just couldn't remember the name

>>20529219
I appreciate the advice, thanks. I guess it's a little nonsensical of me to both want to and not want to talk, after all. But I'm not going to lie, I end up drenched with sweat every time I leave class in the morning if I'm not on top of that day's grammar. I think the other issue is just vocabulary. I often can't say what I want to even though I have good grammar.

>girl moaning about matsumoto while biking
>commercial for tampons
hol up

>>20529233
I'm embarrassed, I've actually done worse than Matsumoto in remembering the names.

Sucks to see downtown increasingly senile each year.

>>20529249
And it's going to happen to you too!

>>20529249
almost 30 years. but yeah they look really old now

>>20526936
Thank you, friend.

>>20529271
I'll be dead at 40

>>20529226
Becky's kick was hilarious due to how unexpected it all was. Completely caught me off guard, and her response to the kick at the end was even funnier.

Dude they always play Children of Bodom on these shows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJBTFRZRJ04

>>20529296
I knew I recognized it.
Was thinking of In Flames at first though, since they're apparently pretty big in Japan.

Man, Hosei looks f*a*b*u*l*o*u*s!

>>20529296
>Pirates of the Caribbean theme intensifies

scary shit

The hell?!

>>20529291
I feel like it would have had to have been pre-approved if it happened in the west, but Japan also does whatever the fuck the want, so maybe they really didn't tell her? Who knows. It was great and made 2018 the better for it.

Tanaka looks like he actually enjoyed that.

>>20529372
Honestly, it was sort of fitting for him. Comfy.

I hate this fat bitch.

poor tanaka...

>>20529372
>>20529381
He was crying.

Hurrah Matsumoto is safe.

>笑ってはいけない日もあんねん
>inb4 they only show that commercial today.

uh oh! problematic!

Sound:
>>>/wsg/2582995

matsumoto making himself laugh will always be the best moments

THAI KICKU

my laugh count prediction
matsumoto > yamada > hamada > tanaka > endo

>tanaka is save from a thai kick
what magic is this

no way he got that

>>20529524
Tanaka is never safe, friend.

>>20529558
yeah, i'm just waiting for them to screw him over

>>20529548
Of course, but it's the way he so smoothly fails that's so funny.

>TL making fun of Americans as a sidenote
kek

RIP old men's hand-eye coordination

It's great that Endo occasionally has an opportunity to show off his talent every once in a while.

>>20529612
ESLs making fun of natives will never stop being hilarious. Nobody's laughing with them, though.

These are my favorite segments desu. When it's just the five of them making each other laugh. Some of the classic shit is fun, too, but the random celebs are always hit or miss.

does it really hurt that much?

パワハラ

>>20529654
No, but the Japanese are trained since childhood to comically overrate to any amount of pain. Even if some flicks you, you should grab your arm and cry "っててて～" while wincing.

>>20529654
they play it up, but if given the chance, I think they'd prefer not to get hit/kicked. After a whole day of this I'm pretty sure you can feel it.

>>20529688
Overreact. Sorry, I've been drinking.

Here it comes, the dressing up and making Hosei butthurt time!

>>20529728
>tanaka doesnt even finish it after finding out its strawberry flavored
>no one else tries to eat it
But why though

>>20529772
It's just strawberry ice-cream in a mold dude, they all know what ice-cream tastes like.

Does Hosei have a Hitler moustache right now?

>>20529772
>>20529788
It's cause Tanaka's a fag. He could have
pretended like it was gross to get some laughs, and then gotten more when they made the next person try.

Thing that gets Housei slapped this year?

Been watching live for 8 years now but this is the first time I feel really burned out. They got so set in their ways. They hardly introduce anything new anymore.

>>20529797
Hitler's fascination with ancient Egypt is pretty well known.

>>20529812
Two bombs not being enough.

>>20529815
True but Hosei getting slapped really hard while he wears a pharaoh hat and Hitler mustache just now made me laugh

Should have put it facedown into his ass. Though gently rubbing Hamada's brains on his ass was still funny.

The great thing is when it's Yamada bully time the whole cast always laugh.

Sound:
>>>/wsg/2583037

I never knew we had live watches is this still live?

>Matsu uses frozen Hamada head to cool off slapped Housei ass

>>20529291
is she hafa
>>20529348
she must have signed some shit

why is the tripfag posting random clips from last year?

>>20529876
We've been watching it live for years. The fuck you've been? And of course it's still live.

>>20529888
Moose is alright. Isn't annoying as most other tripfags and helps people out. One of the two tripfags that I can tolerate.

>>20529915
who is the other

Youtube is pretty impressively lax with this stuff, 50k+ people watching and the stream still hasn't gone down.

>>20529921
Aceman because he mostly just dumps pics of anime/vidya girls.

>>20529271
welp I already feel like dying and losing hair as bonus

>>20529888
I had a bunch of timestamps to make webms of when watching after it got subbed and never found a place to drop all the webms since I only saw a couple threads on /wsg/ that were always full of other years' stuff and the couple threads I saw here were usually just having discussions of the weekly stuff so I didn't want to impose. I'm done now, thank you for dealing with me and happy new year.

>endo, you do have a birthday right
that was good

>>20529932
do japs dont have tvs they watch it there

>>20529932
The onus is probably with the TV company; some Kouhaku streams got shut down.

>>20529952
This whole Housei scene plus the slap will probably save this Batsu of boredom.

Tanaka thai kick was actually pretty innovative

seems like there's no gossip segment this year

>>20529949
Happy Holidays

>>20529984
There's still 80 minutes left and the gossip segment is usually only 10 minutes long. Plenty of time.

eeew, is Japan even progressive enough to air that

>>20530000
110 minutes I think. It ends at 12:30 AM JST if I'm not mistaken.

>>20530000
yay hopefully

>>20530001
the kiss maybe, but THIS?

No cute Tomo-chan in this year's Happy Boy segment?

happy boy shouldn't be funny but I dunno why I always crack up

Is Endo demonstrating what he is like during sex?

slap time

Strange how this year seems to be more about magic than treasure hunting. They keep doing this for some reason. I bet next year's theme will be magicians too!

>>20530124
>Harry Potter ad right after this was posted
Clearly it's sign.

>>20530124
what has been magic so far?
all I can think of is that escape element (you can make a pretty far stretch to relate it to treasure hunting) and hosei's drag queen outfit

New MAD material.

She's baaaaack.

finally something new but it's with lola...

>>20530149
The thai-kick card trick as well.

Rola being Rola as usual.

>>20530149
First Thai kick segment was based around a card trick, that counts.

>>20530149
>fortune teller segment
this post didn't age well lmao

>>20530149
Hamada sticking his hand in that guillotine. Luna walking into the box and Ega-chan appearing.

naaaka
lol

>She can't stand serious lmao

why is rola being bad always so funny to me?

I'm dying here.

>>20530196
>>20530198
She's hot, so it's okay.

>>20530198
Laughing at a cute girl being dumb(whether she's acting or not) will never not be funny, anon.

www

wtf that's a tall bitch

Here's Tomo! Man, she's a cute milf.

You can watch Kacho Arino eating roasted fish live instead,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5cQa51O4nY

T H I C C

that was good

8/10

>>20530232
Wtf there's an official live stream? Is this the same as the TV broadcast?

>>20530271
No, Youtube one is an official live stream running at the same time as the TV Asahi one.

>Housei slap
Oh shit, here we go

Hosei is actually a really admirable guy. Part of me thinks he's suffered enough. But in my heart, I know he must be bullied.

nightmare fuel

Remember when Gakitsuka was new and exciting, and watching an episode kept you interested in what would happen next?
Remember when every year they would have new corners and gags, and would feel like a whole new experience every time?
Remember when they didn't just take any corner that garnered any semblance of success and then repeated it ad nauseam for the following years?
Remember when every iteration of the show for an entire decade wasn't just (in abolutely guaranteed order):
・Costume gag (Hamada's being different)
・Long bus drive (B-rate comedian cameos)
・Idle chatter in front of the Gasu/Heipo statue
・Drawers gag (Tanaka focused DVD, Endou Gossip, Hamada/Matsumoto Figure, Onishi DVD)
・Keys for numbered lockers (Three takes on one joke in different ones)
・"Movie set" visit
・Red vs Blue
・Onigokko (Flavor of the year celebrity cameo)
・Drawers reset (2 more DVD plus a food-related gag)
・Gossip room
・Chouno
・Mameshibori (Eating hot udon then some pain-related gags)
・Endou and Yamazaki get kidnapped
・Tanaka falls a lot
・Gotta rescue Fujiwara
・Escape from an explosion on a 5-person bicycle
・End
?

Is it fate for everything that gets too popular to just turn into shit?

Is it just me, or are the ads happening more often?

>>20530347
That's basically which funny face's Hosei likes to do though.

聖なるビンタ

>>20530359
Ain't it about the same every single years?

>>20530025
Right? He's such a hack and they bring him back for the same schtick every time, it's too good.

>>20530348
Eh. Regular episodes are still ok every now and then.

>>20530025
>>20530382
I think it's how self-aware he seems to be that his act sucks.
It's like he's the only Japanese comedian who's aware of how shit the "LOL I SCREAM IT'S FUNNY" brand of comedy is.

>>20530025
The point is to make pro comedians laugh. The lamer comedy works a lot better against them.

>>20530348
If you don't enjoy it any more maybe stop watching and spare us your hipster contrarian faggotry?

>>20530348
I know your feel and I guess that also shows the dropping in ratings throughout the years as well, people enjoy the tradition but they need to improvise way better for the next Batsus.

>>20530412
>literally the most widely held opinion about the show in both haters and lovers
>hipster contrarian

>>20530368
Yes. And the closer we get to midnight, the more frequent they pop up. It's nothing new, but people say the same every year.

I cant believe this idiot literally spilled everything lmao

guys, it happens once for year, it's not so critical to round up different segments than to maybe stress what already worked some more

Thanks to the guy that made the thread on /v/,

Almost forgot about this. Haven't been much on /jp/ lately.

>>20530348
This is why I'm watching Kacho, Hamaguchi and his waifu, and mad man Nasu D instead right now.

almost the end, hope everyone could enjoy 2018 and let's keep 2019 up

>>20530437
If at least they only recycled MOST of the material, as opposed to all of it, it'd be fine.
Having like 70% of the show being recurring stuff and a 30% left to experiment with new stuff would be fine.

But 99% of every year is exactly the same.
Any Gakitsuka in the last 5 years is indistinguishable from the others.
If you had a way of digitally swapping their costumes, you'd have no way of knowing which year a certain segment came from.

>>20530402
Yeah. Didn't he make a joke one year about needing to get booked again for the paycheck?

>>20530025
>>20530402
I found it funny he moderates shows for JAV. saw him in few vids

FORTNITE

>>20530471
happy boy ? More like blue-balled boy

>>20530368
>>20530430
Ah ok I see. First time watching live, thought I was going mad.

>>20530441
>Newfag mods keep deleting the threads
>Meanwhile rampant console war shitposting and other off topic garbage is fine

>>20530422
>dropping in ratings
Isn't that due to the overall decreased TV audience?

There is literally nothing on TV that I'd be interested in, so I watch the stuff I'm interested in on the web/net (actually mostly legally).
Don't think that's any different in Japan.

>>20530348
I still love it tho
>>20528888
>>20530441
>>20530489
fuck the newfag jannies, batsu game on /v/ is older than they are

>>20530489
Go back to /v/ and stay there you piece of garbage.

>>20530504
We'd prefer that

Here comes the absolute worst corner of every year's Gaki

>>20530504
No. I'm here to watch this and talk about it.

>>20530518
I don't think I've laughed a single time from a mameshibori segment since they had the godawful idea of including them.

>>20530518
I think it's still pretty good.

No Kuro-chan.

Watching Kacho Arino doing Yurucamp live is more entertaining.

>>20530427
>>literally the most widely held opinion about the show in both haters and lovers
Amongst faggots that want to say the same thing every year. Even when they do introduce something new or do it differently anons say it's shit and moan about the past. Most of the people that watch it in Japan watch it because it's familiar and fun. You either really want to see it or it's New Year's background noise. The people that dislike it have long since stopped watching, so watching just to bitch about it is pretty damn contrarian, yeah.
*crack*
*sip*
Remember when Gaki was ''''''good'''''?

>>20530518
at least this time they're not going to do the gas arm wrestling
right?

>>20530535
I still think the haunted stuff is the most boring one, except Tanaka autism scare

>>20530546
>Yurucamp
You obviously haven't been following him. It's minecraft live.

Watching this live for the first time.

It's 23:48 in Japan. Do they do anything special at midnight?

>>20530563
There is cooking in Minecraft?

>>20530546
I love how the Japanese chat keeps calling him Kacho and mentioning GCCX while ignoring his partner entirely.

>>20530591
yes

>>20530570
Nope

Dude just failed the final stage of Sasuke with maybe a foot left to go before timing out. Bit of a bummer.

>>20530616
where can i get any translated sasukes? i have all the old ninja warrior ones from g4tv, but havent seen any since then

>>20530552
Welp

https://youtu.be/PmrWwYTlAVQ

>>20530552

>>20530637
No idea, anon, sorry. I can into moon, but I think it's probably popular enough that you could find something with some digging.

>>20530539
the airport one was good for that pulling shit out of hotpot

>>20530594
Hamaguchi is more popular among casuals I guess.

>>20530550
>Remember when Gaki was ''''''good'''''?

Police one?

>>20530552

あけおめことよろ

>>20530677
>>20530652
thank god

If replacing the fart arm wrestling with balls tug of war isn't the innovation everyone's been asking for, then I don't know what is.

It's a pity they couldn't hold the laugh in and all just started singing one after the other.

happy newyear japs

Happy New Year /jp/

It's New Year in Japan now. Happy New Year.

Happy New Year to anyone in Japan

happy new year japan

>>20530735
>>20530736
>>20530738
>>20530741
Cheers, anons. Happy New Year whenever it rolls around to you.

Ake ome

Tanaka scare autism begins

Happy New Year Japan!

It started weak but i'm enjoying it so far.

>>20529984
Wow, is it really not happening? The gossip segment is one of my favourite parts, sad that it's not going to be in the main show this year.

>>20530799
>new year in japanese
kek

Happy New Year jp.

akeome japanese anons!

>>20530795
I dunno why but heipos scare autism I find hilarious while tanakas just irritates me

>Japan literally is one year ahead of us

What feels weird, is that I rarely ever see any discussion about what the name of the new era will be.
Is that something the emperor's household decides upon without any influence from the outside?

>>20530814
Will probably show up in deleted scenes. Just like singing for food. I've noticed these past few years they've been really cutting a lot of stuff out. Like one year they skipped 30 minutes or so of Oni tag. Even skipped the drawers several times.

>>20530441
Thats me, I do it every year and have been for 8 years but this year and last year are sad. Also i think there was one australian anon that showed up every year.

>>20530846
more like 30

>>20530441
that's also me
had to reset IP to create new thread after I got banned & missed the cup segment, but luckily made it in time for the slap

>>20530856
Nice. I tried making a few threads last year but got a 1 month vacation for it. Made one this year as well and it got autosaged just like the other thread. Oh well, at least there's always /jp/.

Lmao Heipo and Tanaka, this reminds that episode where they went to the woods by themselves and Heipo was shitting every time while Tanaka was actually calmer than him

>the ceiling jiggles

I'm honestly surprised at how much japanese stuff I've been getting into in the past year. Started off with toku stuff, then recently found a channel that uploads compilations of japanese commercials, and now I"m watching my first live batsu game.

>>20529984
This is sad

>>20530958
you finally took the jappill

>>20530854
I can't remember, is the extras shown tomorrow or next Sunday?

>>20530981
Should be on Sunday.

>giant Emperor face

There, explosions and end of the show.

>>20530854
>>20530988
Pity it will never be translated.

>>20530909
I have been here on /jp/ ever since the split happened but only for a year and a half. It kinda turned into something completely different over the years compared to what it initially was. All those "Which touhou would you xyz" and saging every reply made me stop coming here.

I hope I didn't offend any /jp/ friends. I still check out the trainstation threads.

repostan best part of the Batsu so far which was Nami's tits from the One Piece x Indeed ad

was another nice year
see you guys next time
hopefully next year mods will be less of a cunt

>>20531048
And hopefully batsu will be better

>>20530846
Don't know how much you know, but it's switching over May 1st. They could delay announcing it as late as early April, but they could do it as early as the Jubilee celebrations in January-February. Last I read say they want to delay it as long as reasonably possible to keep the focus on the current Emperor(this will be his 30th anniversary). Barring a leak, I'm expecting closer to April than not. I believe it's actually decided by the government with input from "respected scholars and other persons of high discernment". There's a law with several regulations that they used last time that says it should be two kanji, easy to read, and some other stuff. I don't know if it's decided just by the people the Prime Minister appoints to the cabinet or not, but obviously the more people involved the more likely it'll leak before they want.

>Matsumoto 271

lmao, ass champion

>>20531048
You too anon.
I doubt it sadly.

>>20531029
Hahaha. I wondered if anyone else caught those.

What is this song?
It's used in a ton of mashups I've heard, but I don't know the title or the origin

>>20531060
Do not put any high hope on it. Just enjoy the good ol' ride.

>>20531062
How long has the current era lasted? What's the reason for the switch assuming it's not annual?

>>20531048
They won't. See you, anon.

The kaiji card game thai kick and hamadas monkey brain being splattered on the floor were really good compared to everything. And housei getting really excited to get rid of the curse after spilling most of the water in his second try was pretty funny as well.

>>20531062
NHK breaking news says Apr 1

>>20530980
Yep, though no idea how much farther I will end up going, but it probably won't be here. Not a big of touhou.