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20461884 No.20461884 [Reply] [Original]

*poof* you get to go to Gensokyo, but you will be reborn as a child. Which 2hu do you choose for your mommy?

>> No.20461893

>>20461884

Ran or Kanako

>> No.20461908
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20461908

Kanakp is the best option really

>> No.20462000

At the moriya shrine you get to have TWO moms!

>> No.20462026

Junko!!

>> No.20462029 [SPOILER] 
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>>20461908
>>20462000
I came here to say these things exactly.

>> No.20462075

>>20462000
At Mayohiga too!

>> No.20462084

>>20462000
Good choice!!

>> No.20462086
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20462086

Yuuka

>> No.20462094
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20462094

Okuu!!!!!

>> No.20462102

>>20462094
Your mommy is dumb!

>> No.20462108
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>> No.20462111

>>20462086
Fuck, now I’m reconsidering. Yeah, I think I want fairy sisters.

>> No.20462120
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>>20461884
Miss Yagokoro.
Being raised in that household will either make me an immortal genius hero or a cumpump experimental subject.
Maybe both.
I get horny bunnies and the prettiest sister either way.

>> No.20462155

>>20462108

The absolutely worst momhu

>> No.20462171
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>>20462155
Abandoned her family, created a zombie and a lich king, stole Christmas, and uses aborted fetuses as danmaku.
Fantastic mother figure.

>> No.20462214

>>20462171

Kasen, on the other hand,would make for a great mommy. Until next WaHH chapter taints her reputation.

>> No.20462220
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned Hong Meiling yet.

>> No.20462312
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>>20462094
We can be siblings!!!!!

>> No.20462484

>>20462075
come to think of it, the same is true of the myouren temple...wow...gensokyo really is amazing!

>> No.20462526

>>20462484
Myouren has one, two, three, four... Many!!

>> No.20462701

>>20462220
Chinese do not make good parents

>> No.20462737

>>20462701
They raise incredibly talented and smart people through the healthy suffering that many children miss out on these days. I wish I had been raised like a chink.

>> No.20462854

>>20461884
I want a wife, not a mom, so I can be a dad.

>> No.20462899

>>20462854
Maybe when you're old enough.

>> No.20462901

>>20462312
She’s fat!

>> No.20463310

>>20461884
>Which 2hu do you choose for your mommy?
Keine

>> No.20463749

>>20461884
It has to be Ran. And if it's only to be able to live together with Yukarin

>> No.20463928
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20463928

Momkina

>> No.20463959

>>20463928
She's way to busy for that shit. Enjoy being neglected.

>> No.20464099

>>20463959
It's a good thing I have a bunch of sisters to help me out

>> No.20464102

>>20464099
But what if they just bully you instead

>> No.20464109
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>>20464102
Since I have so many, there's bound to be at least one that doesn't

>> No.20464138

>>20464109
And they’ll bully her into bullying you. Don’t test my autism anon if I wasn’t so tired I’d keep thinking of ways to cheat you out of a cute fictional sister’s love.

>> No.20464144
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>>20464138
But I won't let them bully her

>> No.20464191
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20464191

Yuggi

>> No.20464279

>>20463749
Ran is just a program made by Yukari.

>> No.20464301

>>20464279
And?

>> No.20464368
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>>20464191
What if she broke your bones to punish you when you were a bad boy?

>> No.20464370

>>20464301
Who wants a soulless program as a mommy?

>> No.20464514
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>>20464368
If I was a baby oni my bones would be strong,

>> No.20464888

>>20462854
2hus are immortal

>> No.20464920

>>20464370
Maybe she's programmed to be a very good mom?

>> No.20464925
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>>20464920
She is!

>> No.20464949

>>20462854
Why no both?

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>>20461884

>> No.20465037
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>>20465020

>> No.20465049
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>>20465020
SDM has some great moms.

>> No.20465053
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20465053

with heca, you get three mons for the price of one

>> No.20465302

>>20465053
What would you do with three moms?

>> No.20465509
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>>20462094

>> No.20465514

What if your mom died while giving birth to you,who will take care of you?

>> No.20465889
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>>20465514
Another cute mom, duh. There's a ton of them moms in Momsokyo.

>> No.20465967
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20465967

How is she as a mom?

>> No.20466057
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>>20465967
Chen's mom. Not the ideal mom, but mon. Also her body sure is motherly.

>> No.20466078
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>>20466057

>> No.20466141
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>>20466078

>> No.20466824

>>20466057
You forgot "grand."

>> No.20467194
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20467194

god i wish she would breastfeed me

>> No.20467291

>>20467194
It's no fair that Yamabiko always gets to suck the best boobs(Myouren boobs)!

>> No.20467430

>>20462901
Motherly fat, to help with cuddling!

>> No.20467495

>>20464191
Hossygumma Yuggi

>> No.20467502

>>20464949
Out of all the weird fetishes I have, incest and mommy play is not one of them.

>>20465967
She's more of a grandmother

>> No.20467674

>>20467502
lol look at this loser

>> No.20467727
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20467727

There is a profound lack of Kasen in this thread

>> No.20467773
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When I grow up, I wanna be a womanizer just like dad.

>> No.20467797

>>20467773
Which 2hu would make the best dad?

>> No.20467811

>>20467797
The giant catfish.

>> No.20467872

I want to be inside Yuugi's pregnant belly!

>> No.20467876
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20467876

the alpha mom
has at least 7 of em
Satono
Mai
Kokoro
Kanako
Aunn
Cirno
Marisa

>> No.20468677

>>20467291
What does her milk taste like?

>> No.20468781

>>20468677
Sugary coins and buddha. The taste would give a hint of sour, because she's quite old.

>> No.20469529

Keine is the teacher, Nemuno is the nanny, Junko is the mom

>> No.20469978

>>20465302
3 is better than one

>> No.20469987

>>20462120
what would you do if you saw that

>> No.20470010
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>> No.20470017

>>20470010

Koishi would be the type of mom who abandons you the moment something distracts her attention even though nursing requires patience

>> No.20471020

Pick keine, grow up being friends with mokou who sneaks you booze regularly

>> No.20471156

>>20464949
Eirin is my motherwife

>> No.20471163

>>20470010
Why does the fatguy want koishi as his mother?

>> No.20471216

>>20471163
He has mommy issues but Koishi also happens to be his favorite 2hu

>> No.20471348
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>>20466078
>>20466141

>> No.20471773 [DELETED] 

test

>> No.20475464

>>20461884
Cirno!

>> No.20478056

>>20475464
Cirno wouldn't know what to do with a child.

>> No.20478952
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Reimu

>> No.20478969

>>20471348
Cute!

>> No.20479400

>>20461884
probably benevolent Yukari-sama or Mrs. Ran

>> No.20479684
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>>20478056
False. She is the loving mother of several human-fairy children, and is on the way with another right now.

>> No.20479695
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>>20479684
>>20478056
>>20475464
Here is your substitute, Cirno cannot be a mom.

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>>20479695
>Cirno cannot be a mom.
How do you explain our large family of children?

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>>20479739
They are Letty's, Cirno is just the adoptive mom

>> No.20479918

>>20479695
I-I want Letty to feed me her frozen milk!

>> No.20480186

>>20479918
Does she lactate ice cream?

>> No.20480193
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>>20480186
>>20479918
It's just ice-cold milk.

>> No.20481883

>>20479842
So YuLetty produces YuCirno types?
Real fuggin odd my dude.

>>20479739
Cute Cirnos dude.

>> No.20481888

>>20462120
>prettiest sister either way.
What?

>> No.20482151

>>20480193
No, it's ice cream!! I've tried it already.

>> No.20483392

no snow
You know. I'm not even mad.

>> No.20483407

>>20483392
Not even the right thread.
You know. I'm not even mad.

>> No.20486645

>>20479695
>Cirno cannot be a mom
Not with that attitude.

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>>20479842
I think I'd know if I was having nightly childmaking sex with Letty rather than Cirno, and it was definitely Cirno.

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>>20481888
You'd be getting raised alongside the most beautiful touhou.

>> No.20490325

>>20488966
Oh. You mean Kaguya.
Did Kaguya ever have sibilings?

>> No.20492974

>>20490325
Eirin is my mom, so yes.

>> No.20493009

>>20492974
You're the prettiest sister, anon!

>> No.20496666

>>20488966
Only if it's NEET Kaguya.
But that in itself has a few cons as well. This is probably the only real answer if you don't take into account immortality.
Immortality is great and all but immortality doesn't mean live forever until everyone dies and die youreself, it means live forever and forever+ when everyone else dies. There will also be a point where you know everything that can will and has happened over the course of your immortal life and all seems boring.

Growing up with Kaguya-chan might be a fun offer while living under Eirin and Reisen, but there is a lot more that you possibly will not think about. At best, it is probably better to go for one of the fun, less immortal and rather long lived girls or rather female youkai because then you can actually know what it feels like to be reborn and not see the same song and dance done over and over again for eternity.

>> No.20496680

>>20496666
What would you know, wait did you fear it?

>> No.20496696

>>20493009
P-please don't say such silly things, anon-san!

>> No.20496974
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>>20496666
Kaguya is only a few thousand years old, and in CiLR she was getting extremely close to the "torture all the bunnies for fun" point before breaking the spell of timelessness.
Assuming you're not immortal, she'd be jaded but enjoy your company for the change of pace it provides.

>> No.20497871

>>20496974
I'll try my best to make Kaguya happy and not bored!

>> No.20499405

>>20496974
Kaguya is a smelly NEET!

>> No.20499779

>>20499405
Don't you make fun of my older sister!

>> No.20499970
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Does Sakuya count as a momhu?
She pretty much perfectly fits as a mom except that she's not that old(or at least old looking)

>> No.20500089
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Imagine having a youkai like Rumia as your mother.

>> No.20500205
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I want remi as my biological mom, even if sakuya will probably be the one mostly raising me!

>> No.20500298

>>20500205
Hello cousin! How's aunt Remimi?

>> No.20501720

>>20500205
How good of a mother would Remilia even be?

>> No.20501774
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>>20500298
Great! Im sure Flan makes for an interesting mom!

>>20501720
Probably not the greatest ever but presumably not awful either. She would most likely delegate most annoying/shitty tasks of motherhood (diaper changing, tutoring, etc) to Sakuya, so you would basically have two moms. I could also imagine her being the firm but affectionate type. Every lady needs her heir.

>> No.20503167

>>20461884
Yorhime because my mom can beat up your mom!

>> No.20504729
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I love my mom so much

>> No.20505235

>>20504729
iugh.....

>> No.20507518
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>>20503167
My mom could beat up your mom.

>> No.20507829
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Mommy Reisen

>> No.20508156

>>20507829
But you are not allowed to have sex with your mother

>> No.20508175

>>20508156
That is perfectly fine with me, so long as I get to suck on that titty I am satisfied.

>> No.20508211

>>20508156
Why not

>> No.20510086

>>20507829
Mother-in-law Eirin, wife Reisen, sister-in-law Kaguya, and niece Tewi

>> No.20511013

>>20504729
Your mom is a high class prostitute

>> No.20511021

>>20503167
Lost a war
Most likely would lose her life if she actually went into combat

>> No.20511076

Probably Kasen. Would train you fairly well and you'd be in a good position to socialize with other hus. Maybe Miko, for the same reasons.

>> No.20511622

>>20511021
listen, literally nobody in gensokyo could stand against the spellcard "Astronaut sign ~ President Armstong: Hero of america"

>> No.20515525

>>20501774
Me on the bottom left

>> No.20515598

im my own mom

>> No.20518978
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a tad surprised no one's gone classic and chosen Shinki.

>> No.20521390

>>20518978
Go away Shinki.

>> No.20524164

>>20507829
Sweet mother of sweater puppies.

>>20508156
This is bullshit, what's the point then?

>> No.20529231

>>20461884
>*poof*
Who do I have to pick to get *pomf*'d?

>> No.20535365
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WHere's my jUkjo mommy it's not fair JP!!!!!
sasaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

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i'm a bit drunk teehee

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>>20535365
>>20535373
If Junko knew you were drunkposting on new year's eve, she'd give you a hard spanking for misbehaving.

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>>20535587
ANd I'd galdy accedpt it

>> No.20536994

2019 bump

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>>20536008
Who wouldn't?

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>>20540303
Booby mom

>> No.20544136

>>20461884
Which momhu would most likely be into /ss/ with (You)?

>> No.20545041
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>>20544136
I don't know, but I hope my mom Eirin is. I'd sure like to get a prostate massage from her.

>> No.20550466

>>20544136
no one

>> No.20550506

>>20461884
[X] touch fluffy tail
[] don't touch fluffy tail

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>>20464191
>>20464368
What's with the crayfish woman fetish that's appeared lately?

>> No.20558773

>>20500089
What is this doujin please?

>> No.20560756

>>20544136
Okina, based on the kind of stuff people did to worship her

>> No.20560836
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this one

>> No.20565411

>>20560836
thats kinda gay

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>>20565411
There's nothing gay about hugging your mom dude.

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