/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>20448546
Pull down my pants and show her my erect manhood. Dumb brat is still a kid at heart, so she'll get all flustered and have no idea what to do.

>>20448572
Or she’ll laugh at your little weewee.

>>20448546
Are Vampire lolis okay?

>>20449441
Better decide for yourself anon. The clock's ticking.

Smugness leads to unwanted pregnancies, my dearest ojou-sama

>>20448917
Once the musk of unwashed NEET cock hits her nostrils she will regret ever judging me

>>20448546
Simple.

>>20449953
Or maybe she'll punish you.

>>20448546
You don't.
Just be happy she isn't eating you for dinner.
Have fun with her while you can, it helps in the long run because you become a staple of their everyday life. Always acting as an ice breaker, always giving them something to say or talk about. I imagine not much goes around in the SDM so a change of pace is nice instead of forcing them back into the same boring routine they had just broken from.

Cute Remilia, dude.

>>20449955
She'd make a mistake stepping to a NEET. Ah well maybe she'll show regret when we convert her to a public onahole

>>20449454
H E Y M I S T E R

>>20449990
Sorry but you just won't win against fate Anon.

>>20449454
Sure.
Nobody else said yes.

>>20448546
What does Remilia smell like?

my cum is off the list.

>>20448572
Why would you show a blood engorged sausage to a bloodsuccing beast? She'll know exactly what to do.

>>20450172
faint iron and a old bookshelf

>>20450203
Having my penis inside Remi's mouth sounds like pure heaven.

>>20448917
I want to see her laugh when my filthy lolicon penis is repeatedly hitting her cervix and making her cute tummy bulge.

I love the remi

>>20451021
It will be bitten off and possibly spit out if she doesn't finish with "I've had worse"

>>20448546
Stop playing on easy mode.

>>20451583
That's extremely rude of her. I'll give penis to Rumia instead.

But I want her to judge me and call me names, also bully my dick with her small hands/feet.

>>20448546
Who says I want her to?

Ahh~, Milady is so cute!
Ojou-sama!, Ojou-sama!, Remilia Ojou-sama!

Milady!, I've been an insolent cur and I must be punished!
Please drag me across the floor like the worthless dog I am!
Please drink my blood!, insult me more!, kick me!, please look down on me with disgust!.
I do not deserve to be more than a blood bag for you!, a living footstool!
Use my body as you please, Milady!, abuse me to your heart's content!

I want to mating press the Remimi!

I want to sniff Remilia’s feet until I become dizzy and then continue to sniff them.

gotta wash this little dirty rude mouth with soapwater

>>20453221
I know somebody here has the toothbrush one.

The Remi bit the Sakuya!

>>20453239
this one?

>>20453688
No, this one. I actually had it I was just away from my computer.

I like this one too.

I may or may not be getting a Remilia souvenir from a friend from Japan. I'm not sure what to give him in return.

Headpatting the Remimi!
She looks like she would allow you to but to the disagreement of the residents of the SDM!

Hugging the Remimi! Being judged even harder based solely on if Anon is worthy enough to receive her affections having done something nobody would think to do! Being the first human outside Remimi's subordinates at the SDM and her imouto, if she ever did, to hug her! Hugging Flan as well to show that there's at least one person that still loves her before being forbidden from ever talking to her again due to her bad behavior and still visiting Flan on visits to say hi to Remimi and laze around with Pache! Remimi is nicer than her title implies which is a huge SHOCKER! Iku!

>>20456434
I always wondered what kind of person makes posts like this... until I started making them myself.

>>20448546
Drown her in c-men.

>>20453722
Does Remimi have a fear of dentists?

>>20456483
Hey Anon! Anon! What kind of person makes those kinds of posts! Please tell /jp/!

>>20458966
Normal people like you and me!

Sex with remimi everynight!

Untill her belly gets fat and she gets scroned by meido for eating too many sweets!

What a dummy !

Something something disrespecting the mistress.
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=72220678

>>20461448
I want to degrade the Mistress by breeding with her like an animal in heat.

Anal sex with Sakuya in front of Remimi!

>>20462389
Sakuya would get extremely angry, but still would masturbate to it.

>>20462462
No, I mean I’d anally fuck Sakuya while Remimi sits and watches with curiosity.

>>20462473
Oh, I misread that.
In this case, you have bad taste. Sakuya is meant to be sexually frustrated and get jealous from both seeing someone else have sex with Remi, and seeing Remi have her insides filled with cock.

>>20462473
I'll MUGEN Fortuna Supernull the fuck out of you with Za Warudo alone if you so much as touch either of my wives. Fag.
I'm warning you. Do not fuck with me. I will preload the shit and null you into inexistence.

>>20462527
Agreed. >>20462473 has shit taste.

>>20459181
Normal..! WHAT?

>>20462527
>>20462534
You’re telling me you wouldn’t want to humiliate a cold-hearted maid with your dick while a loli watches?

The answer is rape, lots of it.

>>20462603
No, because there's no reason to stick your dick in an cold old hag when there' a loli available.

>>20448546
Rat her out to the meido, who then proceeds to spank her for displaying such rude behavior in public.

>>20462615
I’m lucky I can still enjoy hags even though I prefer lolis. Keeps me from getting bored.

Baseball remilia!

>>20462615
a cold old loli

I never said I wouldn’t fuck Remi after Sakuya... She’d be curious, after all.

As Remilia is my waifu, I'd simply fuck her while I use shipper powers to bring flandre x koishi and patchy x koakuma into the mix too. Add in sakuya and meiling too and we could have a SDM orgy

>>20462603
Humiliate yourself.

>>20462615
>No, because there's no reason to stick your dick in an cold old hag when there' a loli available.
You have shit taste too.
Sakuya is not a hag.

https://twitter.com/hane_azl/status/1076577912004853760

>>20448546
Lick lick her feet under the table~~~

>>20467579
Please control yourself, Sakuya.

>>20467785
That isn't Sakuya. It's one of those footfags that nobody has beaten senseless and labotomized yet.

>>20467918
>labotomize
brb drilling a hole in my frontal “labe”

This thread has become far too lewd. The Mistress deserves a more dignified thread.

>>20469013
Dignified ladies deserve dignified threads.
We must purge these filthy NEETs trying to shove their smegma-ridden cocks in the poor Mistress's face.

>ywn serve Remilia as her personal butler
;_;

>>20469199
The SDM doesn't need any more help than a speedy time-stopping maid, sadly.

>>20469209
Life sure is rough for normal saps like you and I, my friend

>>20469214
At least we have the privilege of admiring the mistress.

I wonder if you fags will still be admiring your "mistress" while she is on her knees sucking my cock?

>>20469272
Is this the response you wanted?

>>20469272
I wonder if you'll still be worshipping cunny when my men are done with you.
They come in suits. Your ass better run. Not that you'll be able to get away from them in the first place, fag.
You'll be one when all is said and done. You'll be so fucked in the head by the end of it that even the most vile of Youkai would be fearful to be the next target of the torture you will endure for what seems to be an eternity.

Stay away from the Scarlet Devil Mansion or else my men will hunt you there as well. Fear not. They know every nook and cranny of each and ever square foot of the entire estate with standby in every spot you can consider to run, hide, or even think of as safe. You can go take a shit and one will be standing in the shower staring at you there and through the walls and windows.

You best fuck off before it's too late and refrain from making such posts ever again "Kudasai"

>>20469281
Try not to make images normalfag shit please.
Link to the original.

>>20469307
I posted the original earlier in the thread you autist.

>>20469317
I know the original frame.

>>20469320
Do you really think you aren't normal, anon?

>>20469333
If I were, I would have a reason to leave my room more than twice a month.

>>20469343
I'm sorry Anon. I haven't read that doujin in so long that I've forgotten the title. I'm also sorry for calling you an autist. I don't know why but lately I feel bad sometimes when I insult people on 4chan. Even though most people don't care there are a few that do and it makes me feel like a dick.
If I find it again I'll post it ITT but don't count on it, I haven't been fapping at all recently.

>>20469356
No worries. You are forgiven anon. Take it easy. /jp/ has been a little hostile lately.

>>20469362
The people here are still a lot more polite than the other boards by a longshot. But not to outsiders. It's like we're trying to be Japan or something.

>>20469362
its good to be hostile to filthy outsiders

>>20469365
Shit I better delete this.

>>20469365
>It's like we're trying to be Japan or something.
I didn't realize it until now how similar things are.

>>20469380
I actually wouldn't have realized it either if we hadn't had this conversation.

>>20469395
Remilia Scarlet.
Bringing /jp/ together by the strings of fate.
Her influence even reaches as far as the the several thousand miles outside of Gensokyo.
Truly a force to be reckoned with!

Nevermind, guess you could count on me.
It's called レミリアお嬢様にイケないコトする本 (A book about doing naughty things to Mistress Remilia)

>>20455450
give him a link to this thread

>>20450203
oh no...


OH NO...

Stare at her butthole. Works everytime.

>>20451336
she loves you too, anon!

Her maid is better

Ahhh, I love the Remimimiry!
I mean, Mistress!

>>20455450
Give him a brojob.

>>20450203
Is there any pron doujin with this plot? Asking for a friend.

>>20448546
*unzips dick*

>>20480688
*She laughs and judges you even harder from now on*
WP.
You somehow made an even bigger fool out of yourself.

Remi belongs to Patchouli and only has a professional working relationship with Sakuya

>>20481761
Yeah, but on the other hand Sakuya's complete and utter adoration of Remi is 100% real.

>>20481905
This makes me physically ill.

>>20482058
Remi's leaking charisma again