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>>20411700
What a cute boomer!

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>>20411700
There's no way this cow is my age.

I can't wait for her to die.

Good, she's getting closer to her death!
... this is the only way I can care for her birthday, sorry.


>>20415111
Deserved trips.

>>20411700
I was born in 94 as well and I'm slightly older than reimu, you have no idea how happy this makes me

>>20411700
She was child-aged by 96, so she's actually nearing her 30s instead

>>20411700
What did you get for her present?

>>20415492
I was feeling extra generous that day, so I donated a whole 100 yen to her shrine.

sniffing the reimu

>>20415549
She stinks!

One more year until christmas cake Reimu!

>>20415393
Oh no! She's getting close to menopause! How will she continue her bloodline?

>>20415556
yep. Especially the feet.

>>20415586
That's why no one goes to the shrine! The shrine maiden is stinky!

>>20415660
I would go but i'd need a mask first!

Reimu was born in 1994

>>20415586
>>20415660
>>20415710
Please just fucking die and take your spam to your grave.

>she is one of us
cool now let me find a way to bring her to our dimention.

>>20418646
Stinky stink! Reimu stinks!

>>20418764
she knows, but don't tease her about it pls!

Reimu have swag and other 2hus are faggots.

>>20415556
>>20415586
>>20415660

>>20419503
what's wrong with stinky reimu feet?

>>20419507
Reimu is nice and clean.

>>20419514
I actually went into the reimu's room when she was barefoot and accidentally breathed her stink in and died instantly. Am ghost now.

(all the plants in the shrine are dead too because of her smell)

>>20419523
That's not true Reimu is always keeping herself clean unlike keine shit.

>>20419539
Fine. The reimu is clean. At least her feet aren't as bad as remi's.
>500 years without a single wash

>>20414204

>>20419551
Then explain this image.

>>20419581
RIP sakuya's lungs.

Maybe she is immune to the smell?

>>20419507
>>20419523
>>20419539

You Reimufags are such losers that you can't even accept your waifu the way she truly is, stinky and unclean. That's sad.

>>20419503
>>20419514
>>20419539
You Reimufags are such losers that you can't even accept your waifu the way she truly is, stinky and unclean. That's shameful.

>>20415586
fuck off already

>>20419728
It's too late. Everybody knows reimu stinks now.

>>20419733
me

>>20419741
Yes. You also stink because reimu got close to you.

>>20419733
we've known that for a long time

>>20419789
Reimu is too cute to stink!

>>20419635
Do you Want to join them?

>>20420108
The 'gas' is stored reimu stink.

>>20420144
How did she store it??? Is it like using an empty bottle in zelda? Thousands of bottles of Reimu's stink?

>>20420175
It's dumb Reimu, she finds a way.

>>20420144
If reimu is sweaty she still smells like a flower and when she farts she still smells like flower
And even she takes off her panties the whole shrine smells like a flower

While sanae is smells like >>>20418223

>>20420178
Finding a way is what smart people do.

>>20420211
Finding a way to do dumb things is what dumb people do.

>>20420205
You just admitted that Reimu farts! She farts! That's dreadful, anon! That's gross! She truly is the grossest shrine maiden around.

>>20420230
Keine shut the fuck up before I will take off my white glows and smack your face until its black and blue then I will force you to do me a blowjob until you chock and die.

>>20420230
>>20420205
>>20420144
>>20420175
Reimu puts her foot stink in tiny bottles and sells it as stuff that kills unwanted plants in your backyard!

She's a stink!

>>20420507
B-but only Moko can do these kinda things to Keine!! Not you!!!

>>20420556
She does! What a nasty, lewd girl! And stinky!!

>>20420587
Look at this poor fresh water the reimu is soaking her smelly feet in! It's just toxic waste now.

>>20420600
Evil, evil Reimu! We need to get Sanae on line to purge her!!

>>20420679
Shouldn’t we try to convince Reimu to wash her feet first?

>>20420581
Why does Mokou abuse her?

>>20420710
Yes, but I doubt she will! She's like a downgraded catgirl, hates bathing to death!! Sometimes she even goes without washing herself for WEEKS! Doesn't even switch her underwear! Don't think we can convince her otherwise, anon.

>>20420679
Invade hakurei shrine for Kanako
Show no mercy kill Reimu like a sheep
oh no she fights back
Oh shit she is so good
Oh shit oh shit
Kanako oh please help me now
Marisa is giving me the broom.

>>20420755
Are her feet that bad? Flan hasn’t washed hers in centuries, so that’s hard to beat!

>>20420780
But Flan stays all day indoors, while Reimu always goes out to exterminate youkai or some shit, thus getting all sweaty and smelly!! Especially her feet, armpits and underboob!!

>>20420808
If I sniff reimus feet, will I die?

>>20420778
Reimoo wouldn't 1v1 the frogsnek.

>>20420818
Definitely, it's too strong for the ordinary human to sniff.
Not even youkai can bear it well, that's why she defeats all of them. Clear advantage on the field.

>>20420827
Remi is getting jealous. She wants to be the smelliest.

>>20420840
Can't beat the smelly queen, sadly. She's tried a few times.

>>20420851
:(

How about the Cirno?

>>20420863
Cirno's mom would scold her if she didn't bathe everyday!!

>>20420885
How about the kunny feet?

Poor reimus thread is a feethu thread now.

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>>20420899
Reimu doesn't deserve a thread of her own so it's fine!
Kunny is always busy selling stuff on her stand, serving Patchy (we'll talk about her scent later) and draining penises, so sometimes she forgets to take a shower! But then she asks a random fairy maid to clean her feet with their tongue, so it's fine!

>>20420946
Sanae is NOT a slut!!

>>20420949
Kunny feet are a cute

>>20420968
The succubus's alluring point!

>>20420986
I Imagine the koakunny's feet, after a long day of being a succubus, must be absolutely disgusting from marinating in sweat, grease and bacteria. When she removes her shoes at the end of the day, she probably gets flustered at just how smelly and toxic her bare feet are; her own body betraying all standards of decency by producing an unbelievably lewd and slimy, biohazardous zone of filth within her own footwear. Shoes designed to look pretty and appealing, now soiled and turned into unusable, smelly, ruined trash by her own festering feet. It's almost amazing how an odor so potent and foul can come from a girl so cute. What a contrast!

The contrast would be captivating. On one side, you've got her beautiful, pale, shapely, happy feet. They're works of art, and can arouse anyone with their perfection. On the other hand, you've got endless of amounts of potent stink to contend with! Imagine seeing the Kunny dip her toes in the ocean and turning it into a bubbling, stinky green mess with her odor and killing all the fish!

Kunny's big, pale, smelly succubus feet!

>>20420998
I'll help her clean them, if I'm able to!
Does she give footjobs using her stinky feet?

>>20421028
yes, but you should have a clothespin on your nose. Her feet stink has been known to make fresh flowers wilt up and die!

>>20421031
Naruhodo, so this is the power of a demon!! In hell you probably have to have your face serving as rest for succ (or oni) feet for all eternity!
What about Patchy? Does she stink as well? I'd say her fat folds gather a lot of nasty, lewd stuff.

>>20420956
Ever thought about poor Suwako?
Of course you didn't you only think for your self!

>>20421055
patchy likes contaminating this cute, clean table with her smelly feet bacteria! Soon it'll rot from the stink.

>>20421059
In REALITY Suwako is a VERY PROUD frog, for her daughter is a pure, role-model shrine maiden, with the power to even make inferior red maidens wither in jealousy!

>>20421078
How much kanako is paying you?

>>20421086
Kanako doesn't know what finances are. Sanae handles the shrine's money matters all by herself!

>>20421064
Noo!!! Not fat Pat's panties' bacteria!!

>>20421097
The Flan bit the Sakuya!

Now she has to live on forever as a slave to cute, pale, stinky, vampire girl feet.

>>20421086
...

>>20421095
https://youtu.be/uqBIhg2DP8o
>Kanako doesn't know what finances are

She must be cold. Somebody get her some clothing that doesn't let in the mountain breeze.

>>20421100
Sakuya is the stinkiest maid! Her maid uniform is pure stink!

>>20421123
The sakuya grabbed my nose with her feet and made me take deep breaths so I died :(

>>20421095
And forget to add kanako gets technology from outside world and sells it to kappa.

>>20421133
She's too dangerous!! She stops time and when it comes back you're dying from sniffing her rancid meido feet or armpits!!

>>20421163
She's so mean! I put some socks on the meido so hopefully her feet stink doesn't pollute the air as much.

So how does time run in Gensokyo compared to the outside world? I always thought the stories and encounters in games sometimes were months apart, like the extra stages.

>>20421199
Sex with Kasen!!

>>20421212
Yes, Kasen is for mating press impregnation every day, several times a day, but I want an answer to my question.

What would a 30 year old remu look like?

>>20421465
Like normal Reimu except a little taller and with slightly larger ribbons and sleeves.

>>20421555
Why would a 30 year old be taller than a 24 year old?

>>20411700
Say that stuff sooner

>>20421199
>So how does time run in Gensokyo compared to the outside world?
Concurrent with our time technically but wholly separated from the outside world so on a completely different time table to in-fiction's reality, which is in the near future. The characters don't age (except Hieda) because they don't, but they technically do (except Hieda, who just ages normally, until ZUN says she doesn't).

>>20421465
Imagine Reimu but with slightly different clothing and hairstyle.

>>20421123
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>>20421163
>>20421179
You footfags/stinkfags are a plague

>>20421179
It will be of no use!! The socks are gonna get infected!

>>20424088
Harsh!

>>20424450
You balloon fetishists are a plague too.

>>20424455
I see, you're too weak for the boob.

>>20424566
>>20424450
Delete this. Sakuya does not have this sexy a body.

I was nearly about to say that I was proud of /jp/ for not giving a shit about Reimu's birthday at a quick glance, but then noticed a disturbing amount of stinkfags and my joy quickly faded.

>>20424723
Nice non-weeb reaction, loser.
And yeah, no one cares about that whore's birthday.

>>20419595
as expected of a maid!

>>20424450
Stinky sakuya. Her poor socks are unwashable because her smell is permanent.

>>20425138
I wish i was immune to remi's feet!