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20320133 No.20320133[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

What kind of car would each 2hu drive? DO they even have a concept of wtf is a car?

>> No.20320145
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>>20320133
Most 2hu don't know what a car is, except for Sanae, Kananko and Suwako because they from the outside world.

>> No.20320147

sumi must know what a car is too!

>> No.20320160

Remiu blew up several tanks before. She knows about vehicles.

>> No.20320163

>>20320145
Sanae would drive the Slutmobile500. It runs on semen instead of gas and is capable of sucking up to 210 cocks per hour (CPH).

>> No.20320194

>>20320163
That’s how many men she pleases in a single hour? How does she do it?

>> No.20320219

>>20320194
Sanae is a descendant of a god! That makes Sanae herself a demigod. Suwako Moriya and the Moriya gods are all related to the Mishaguji. The Mishaguji were originally phallic gods of fertility. Suwako controls these gods in modern times, which morphed into curse gods shaped like snakes. The primal powers of sex and fertility course through the divine blood of the Moriyas. This is why Sanae is such a legendary slut. She likely has some power over the Mishaguji and, thus, power over penises. Sanae is truly has power to make miracles. Sex miracles, that is. Don't underestimate the divine slutiness of Sanae.

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>>20320163

pls no bulli, Sanae is a gud girl...

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>>20320224
And do not deny the Mishaguji you heretic. To deny Sanae's slutastical nature is to deny the power of the Mishaguji. They're also curse gods, you know? I'd take that back before you start to get a streak of bad luck.

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>>20320133
Cirno knows what a car is, and thinks she could drive one, but really can't.

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