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Your waifu loves you Anonymous Fri Oct 5 22:51:06 2018 No.20016372 [Reply] [Original]

if we live in a simulation, Gensokyo might be real as well! therefore your waifu feels your love! believe anon!

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:02:10 2018 No.20016408 >>20016372 What if we live in a simulation and Gensokyo is real? what ZUN would be?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:28:59 2018 No.20016505 >>20016408 Me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:47:23 2018 No.20016562 My "waifu" (read:paizuri slave) is a 10 billion year old apothecary/killer/babysitter from the moon. I doubt she'd give the slightest shit about a brainlet like me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:52:20 2018 No.20016582 >>20016372 I do not have a waifu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 5 23:52:48 2018 No.20016585 >>20016372 >with all the VR tech waifu will become a reality in just a couple of years When you get your dream girl, what will she look like?

ZUN (god) Fri Oct 5 23:54:33 2018 No.20016597
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Yep, you caught me. Gensokyo IS fucking real and you're all living in the matrix. You want to meet your waifu, right? Well, follow these steps!
1. Obtain a long, thick rope
2. Tie it into a noose
3. Hang it from a high ceiling
4. Place a chair under the noose
5. Stand on the chair
6. Make sure that the noose is high enough so that when you kick the chair your body will ve suspended in air
7. Kick the chair
8. FUN!!!
Well, what are you waiting for anons? Go meet your waifu NOW! She's waiting for you! Alternatively, follow the steps in pic related!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:00:05 2018 No.20016622 >>20016597 I tried this and it really works. Every anon ITT needs to do this now! They're waiting for you!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 00:07:45 2018 No.20016643 File: 145 KB, 643x900, 69780945_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20016597 There are many ways to get Gensokyo'd. The most comfy to me is jump of my building desu.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 04:58:08 2018 No.20017317 >>20016582 faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 05:02:24 2018 No.20017329 >>20016408 a prophet

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 05:04:04 2018 No.20017342 >>20016562 having a waifu is all about the headcanon if you can imagine her loving you, then she does

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 05:05:25 2018 No.20017348 >>20016408 Drunk

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:35:09 2018 No.20022893 >>20016582 YIKES.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:32:30 2018 No.20023250 File: 367 KB, 500x522, 1538794266520.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20016372 Lazy edit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:37:23 2018 No.20023264 >>20023250 nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:38:41 2018 No.20023268 >>20016597 Wouldn't this kill you tho?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:42:51 2018 No.20023280 >>20023268 That's the joke.

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:43:11 2018 No.20023281

>>20016643
I think jumping of a building is the best way to do it, I mean one of three things will happen.
1. It works and you get to Gensokyo
2. You figure out how to fly and now you have superpowers
3. You die quickly and don't have time to regret your poor decision

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 07:51:40 2018 No.20024001 >>20023268 While Gensokyo can be a dangerous place for the unprepared, I”m sure you’ll be fine. Go ahead and open the portal anon!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 10:20:25 2018 No.20024499 >>20023281 Interesting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 10:25:12 2018 No.20024517 Reminds me of systemspace.link

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:09:33 2018 No.20028493 >>20023250 This give me strength.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 03:09:15 2018 No.20029593 >>20016582 same. I just cant get into it because its unrealistic. If even 3d pigdogs are out of my league, how could a 2D girl possibly like me?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 03:20:20 2018 No.20029623 >>20016597 WTF I tried this out and I died, fuck you

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 06:45:42 2018 No.20030058 >>20029593 You're missing the point of a waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 14:41:30 2018 No.20032167 >>20030058 Well then what is the point of a waifu?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:23:49 2018 No.20032641 File: 162 KB, 500x739, 57671174_p29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20016585 EXACTLY like this!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:44:28 2018 No.20032741 >>20032167 Self-torture.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 16:51:59 2018 No.20032769 >>20023268 >he put his neck in the noose What a retard, follow the stated instructions properly next time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 18:34:50 2018 No.20033111 >>20016372 Whether or not we live in a simulation doesn't affect the probability of Gensokyo being real. >>20017342 I'm too good for OOC.

Anonymous Tue Oct 9 05:36:25 2018 No.20035713

>>20016372
>your entire life is a simulation
>your world is just your waifu playing a game similar to The Sims
>your waifu can only watch you and interact with you while you're at home
>she keeps overriding your actions whenever you feel the urge to go outside to keep you from leaving her sight
>the simulation automatically rearranges your thoughts to give you appropriate reasons for why you don't want to go outside to be with other people
>the reason you are the way you are is entirely because of your waifu

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 05:37:09 2018 No.20035717 >>20035713 Who are you quoting?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 06:00:01 2018 No.20035771 >>20016597 >>>/gif/13690534

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 10:05:37 2018 No.20036554 >>20016372 Even if she exist, a waifu could NEVER be seduced by any guy lurking on this board.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 10:24:12 2018 No.20036632 File: 405 KB, 1488x1503, d8e4af5b508e2936b9a84682a6534c01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20036554 Wouldn't stop me from trying.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 12:13:28 2018 No.20037116 >>20035771 So this is what going to gensokyo is like...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 14:22:51 2018 No.20037717 >>20036554 A waifu isn't a 3d girl who looks like a 2d one

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 9 14:24:14 2018 No.20037724 >>20036554 >a waifu

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 11:02:06 2018 No.20042147 File: 67 KB, 595x393, iAU35E3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 12:42:23 2018 No.20042566 bump cause op image makes me feel good

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 12:52:40 2018 No.20042617 File: 94 KB, 720x907, 1443239742152.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20042566 Agree. This one also makes me feel good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 10 13:58:43 2018 No.20042893 File: 1.08 MB, 585x761, 12.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>20042566 >>20042617 For me it's Cirno's mouth that makes me feel good.

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