/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Bully the shorties!

Fox butts.

>>19818508
Remove bullies

Was the last thread deleted? I can't find it in the archive
Also how much fat monster ass discussion did I miss?

>>19818514
t. nerd

>>19818521
A handful

>>19818521
It's right there dude.

x is best girl

Monster ass in spats!

Who needs lighters?

>>19818548
x is worst girl, y is best.

>>19818526
I always miss the good stuff
>>19818526
Huh. I checked for like a solid two minutes refreshing the archive and it didn't show. Guess it just takes it a second to process it all

>>19818591
>Replied to me twice
Ha nerd

Here you go
>>19811136

>>19818573
And pantyhose, and jeans, and g-strings, and yoga pants, and garters

>>19818573
Monster ass in latex spats!

How many years have you guys been here now? My memory is so foggy that a few months to my head is probably a few years. Do you guys like the j?

>>19818655
Since 2014.
Oh fuck.

>>19818655
been here since at least late 2014

>>19818672
Jesus. I remember your arrival and thought it was 2017.

>>19818655
Since the very end of 2014, so close to 4 years now. My 3 year anniversary with my waifu is at the end of this month too.

>>19818655
Damn it's been 4 years, back when I used to be a shota

>>19818682
Congrats to the two of you! Who's the lucky girl?

>>19818692
Hey thanks anon! She's a Kobold.

>>19818655
>Do you guys like the j?
I bumbled into these threads from /jp/, so yeah.

>>19818697
Oh.

>>19818682
>>19818697
>KDF has been around this long now
Sheeit.

>>19818655
Last time I was here I won a commission on a .less stream and had him draw the manticore bullying the alp, I've only started visiting in the past few days.

>>19818655
No idea since I'm not consistent. I'll be here a month or two, leave for a few months, come back after a while. Most recently I came back since I remembered world guide three is coming out

kiss your servants!

>>19818732
Kiss their womb with your dick!

>>19818655
Hop in and out of threads from random periods of time, came back recently cause I wanted to draw and share Sabbath drawings

>>19818655
Four years I think.

>>19818512
Succubutts.

>>19818655
I’ve been here for a bit over two years. And I couldn’t give a shit about the rest of j, I think the reason the threads quality is so meh sometimes is because it’s on this board.

>>19818771
Lion butts.

>>19818655
>Do you guys like the j?
I was actually a native poster before these threads got moved to /jp/ and only visited /a/ for monster girls.

>>19818732
Definitely!

>>19818771
Succuboobs

>>19818732
>>19818801
Don't fraternize with the hired help.

>>19818809
>vampire momster increasingly worried about her son playing with the maid

>>19818809
Nothing classier than diddling the maid and chewing some gum.

>>19818823
>Vampire wants her adoptive human son to marry some noble Vampire from another family.
>Finds him in bed with the Shog and Kiki maids who clean his room.
>And then a third girl comes up from under the covers to see what's going on and she finds out he did get with the Vampire girl after all.

>>19818823
As she should be, the boy's ought to associate with undead girls of proper standing.

>>19818854
Imagine how excited she'd be over the sheer amount of granddaughterus she'd be getting!

>>19818655
Summer 2014, just before the move here. Initially it was shit here thanks to sperging locals and that guy who hated femdom so much he constantly shat all over the thread, but it got better even if the content has mostly dried up.

>>19818855
>Noble Wight introduces Noble Vampire’s son to her daughter
>She’s still only a zombie, but she’s predicted to grow into a upstanding Wight once she has a husband to warm her up

Reposting the link the kind anon gave last thread to their newest translation, The Celestial Sphere of Trysts

https://pastebin.com/dET0yrzP

I don't care how long it takes, I'm gonna bang my dragons nonstop until they are knocked up.

>>19818870
And that's when the Wight, the Phantom and the Lich come out from under the sheets.
She'd probably faint right then and there.

>>19818900
One thin I'd love to do with my dragon is take one or two years off to spend every second of them having sex with her.

>>19818809
You can't tell me what to do.

>>19818898
Oh wow, that's actually quite useful.
>Although I should say, this hemisphere exists only in places such as Sabbath's base and the sorcery institutions of nations that have become Demon Realms. Other than that, there could be a small fraction left behind around abandoned research facilities.
Damn. I guess it'd be hard to get one of those without getting ONII-CHAN'D

Apron butt.

>>19818895
>Zombie in a fancy dress
Quaint.

>>19818945
You're quaint.

>>19818875
To be fair, femdom is shitty and for sissies.

Women only want a real man who can dominate them, not some limp wristed, onions chugging wimp who probably wants to be pegged like the little gayboi he is

Don't touch it.

>>19818939
There is nothing wrong with getting onii-chan'd. Also, the Sphere's only really useful for those who go after rare and more often than not powerful monster girls, so they'd probably have to be extraordinary individuals who can handle themselves to at least some degree.

>>19818895
Must be a weak wight if her daughters are zombies.

>>19818954
That's a Zombie+ though.

>>19818967
>ignoring the truth

>>19818973
Maybe she's adopted.

>>19818945
Imagine being a human unacquainted with undead nobility and seeing a zombie sitting at a table at a dinner you were invited too. And like an asshole you rudely ask why she's allowed. Her mom and sister get offended, you make her cry, and your vampire mother has to pull you aside and explain that they're nouveau riche and not old wealth like her family and so not all their girls are fully remodeled yet. And then you apologize and spend the rest of the night trying to make it up to her, even sharing a lovely dance after dinner. A century later, your wife has finally become a wight and you couldn't be more proud of her.

>>19818967
Relax, now that a new school year has started I'm pretty sure "that" anon's too busy with homework to come around here.

>>19818806
Pre oiled for killer paizuri

I want a minotaur to crush my balls with a sledgehammer

>>19819029
Whoa dude.
I just want her to eat my dick like a hotdog and recklessly shoot demon silver revolvers in the air whilst topless.

>>19819029
Please, mino-san doesn't have the heart for such cruelty.

>>19819000
>Zombie just sitting at the dinner table in her fancy dress, blank expression with a steady stream of tears running down her cheeks after your remark
And now I'm sad.

>>19818965
>The kind of man that becomes a prisoner of pleasure, gets highly aroused as soon as he is tempted, and eagerly anticipates being raped makes them feel that he is “cute.”

People like snakes
I like snakes, just not as pets

>>19819046
I want her to literally eat my dick by lopping it off with a hacksaw and then she puts it between two hotdog buns and covers it in ketchup and mustard and chows down on it. I want her to make me eat a bit of that delicious dick-dog too while she's at it

>>19819000
>be a complete ass to someone
>they become your wife
What is this meme

>>19819053
Yeah, it's better to be a snake's pet.

>>19818943
I want an Ittan obsessed with facesitting and anal.

>>19819053
Why not? Pet snakes are pretty cool
Or maybe I'm just biased as I was a Jake Roberts fan

>>19819052
And also:

>many of the monsters have pugnacious personalities to begin with, so fighting is a form of recreation for them. More than anything else, they love to fight, defeat, and rape men, taking the men as spoils of war. It is said that having sex with a man they subdued through their own strength very much fulfills their desire for dominance as monsters: “This man belongs to me, and I can rape him as much as I want from now on.”

>>19818973
>vampire momster takes you to the wight's castle to meet your fiancé
>the older wight is absolutely stunning. By the gods, she is a beauty to rival your own mother.
>she is wearing an extremely revealing dress made of expensive silk, and clad in jewels that would make a pharaoh turn green with envy
>she thanks you for coming and bows most gracefully, showing you her ample clevage and making you blush
>"Now, young man, let me introduce you to my daughter"
>behind her, her daughter is waiting, a prim maid by her side
>she's every bit the splitting image of her mother, albeit younger, and...
>scruffed
>something's awfully shifty about them
>she is actually being held up by the maid
>she seems a little lost, a bit of drool falling from her mouth
>her maid sort of shuffles her in front of you
>you introduce yourself and wait for her to respond
>she is utterly motionless until the maid gracefully elbows her
>"Guuuuuh"
>"Yes, that's what we call her!" her mother jumps "Little Guh!"
>"Aaaaauuuugh"
>"Here honey, why don't you show him to the drawing room? I've left some sweets for you two"
>the young "wight" lazily starts walking
>straight for the garden
>"O-or the pavillion! Yes, a picnic is a great idea!"
>you had no idea wights could sweat before now

I want a minotaur to kill me

>>19819073
Friend had a pet snake once
It allways tried to coil my neck, and i made sure to not be arount he the cage was being cleaned as snake poop smells far more worse than dog/cat.

>>19819064
Sorry, rudely as in breaching etiquette, not insinuating she's really worthless. And you apologized for it.

>>19819050
Okay how about less sad then. Zombie in a fancy dress being fussed over by her Wight mum for being a messy eater, and getting the mustard spots wiped off her cheeks while she obliviously continues to eat her h'ordeurves

I wish this "i want a mino" guy would fuck off.

Anyways, I want a tomboy minotaur to show off how stronk she is by bench pressing me! And I want to surprise her by flopping my rock hard cock out, right as it's just in range to slap her on the cheek!

>>19819088
Sheesh, they couldn't force a mana potion or two down her throat beforehand to give her an intelligence boost?

>>19819073
>Jake Roberts
Growing up and realising those pythons would never really attack makes me sad.

>>19819090
That would really do the human race a favor.

>>19819099
>I wish this "i want a mino" guy would fuck off.
It's most definitely the guy who completely loses his shit over maledom baiting people to get sucked into his shit. just ignore it.

>>19818854
>vampire keeps trying to introduce her adopted son to other noble vampires to marry, but he rejects them all
>tells him he has to marry a vampire no matter what
>cut to a confused vampire momster walking down the aisle towards her soon to be husband son, wondering how this even happened

>>19819046
>>19819049
Don't respond to him, he's a known shitposter.

>>19819064
Oh come on, it's a single faux pas.

>>19819116
I doubt it, he hasn't responded to the obvious bait that >>19818965 and>>19818990 have tossed out.

>>19819073
>>19819112
I would be the MGE equivalent of jake and drop lamias on the people I beat

Catching crabs!

>>19819120
Good ending

>>19819133
It's definitely been that way in the past, let's just drop it the fuck now so things stay comfy.

>>19819120
I personally like the idea that Anon would have a secret harem of noble undead girls and his maids and he was going to tell her once they got pregnant.
But your idea works too.

>>19819141

>>19818911
Leave the bedroom after a year of fucking your wife without rest, surprised you even remember how to walk
>check the mail and find a certificate from the DL honoring couples' dedication to each other and encouraging them to keep up the good work

>>19818823
>not wanting to molest a thick Zombie maid that even molests you back

>>19819141
I want to pet that fat dog and tell her she's a good girl.

>>19818939
I'm sure if you explained that you wish to use the sphere to get back in touch with your childhood dragon friend they would instantly revert to "awwhhs that's so sweet" and help you in your endeavor.

Then he embarks upon a journey to find her which leads to the wrong dragon lair, upon whence he shows the dragon a picture of her and her name and they point him in the right direction until he finally finds the cave of his beloved.

Upon which she can barely control her feelings from breaking her stoic nature, so she just grabs him by the hand and leads him to her most prized possession, a picture of them two playing together as children

>>19819141
I don't want to catch crabs, that shit is nasty.

>>19819161
>the certificate includes also a membership to the Succlub, the demon lord's loyalty rewards program
>only 10000 orgasms will get you a couple's trip to charming zipangu!

>>19819175
Rude.

>>19819100
Their reasoning was that, if you were the first mana she ever had exposure to, she would imprint on you and would become fated lovers.

>>19819190
Only if it includes credit to visit and play at a Otohime’s casino!

>>19819169
>Anon lived in Order territory until recently, but his childhood friend ran away for monster territory to escape a horrible arranged marriage to a fat faceless noble.
>When he gets to the Sabbath headquarters he gets swarmed by lewd girls trying to grope him and calling him "Onii-chan"
>When he explains his situation though they immediately shift into gushing over romance and agree to help him find her.
>Hours later they're still looking, trying to find out what she could've turned into.
>Eventually they hit a match and use magic to call her to their headquarters.
>They don't even care that she's a tittymonster Werebat now. They practically melt watching them hug after being separated for so long.

>>19819169
Nah. They’d almost force you to become a shota and her a loli so you’re permanently childhood friends.

>>19818746
Can do!

>>19819161
I'd be fucking her while standing up too so it's okay! A year is pretty small in a dragon's lifespan so it might happen every once in a blue eclipse, grants us a higher chance at a daughteru too which is something I'd love to have.

>>19819190
That's a pretty small amount of orgasms.

>>19819238
Good boy.

>>19819221
I'd imagine an Otohime's casino would have two wings, a Couples Wing and a Singles Wing.
The Couples Wing has all sorts of games with lewd prizes for couples and the Singles Wing has a variety of lewd games sure to make sure your next visit will be the Couples Wing.
If you rack up enough debt, you might even become the boytoy of the Otohime running the place herself.

>>19819245
>spoiler
No, NTR is wrong.

I want to imprint a loli Harpy with my dick!

>>19819241
You could also brave the tentacle forest and get that sap that ensures pregnancy, though you'd have to keep your wife from burning down the forest with her fire breath (or whatever breath is appropriate for your dragon's color)

>>19819260
Anon, read a little closer.
You can only go into debt in the Singles Wing.

>>19819273
Ah, alright, carry on.

I want to be an adventurer who goes around and puts dresses on monsters

>>19819261
Anon’s got a worm dick!

I want a minotaur to tear out my spine make me eat my own pancreas

>>19819245
I'd like to see a Momonika Sabbath Otohime.

>>19819283
>put a dress on a lowly lvl 1 slime
>she stops lewdly smiling and actually blushes a happy humble smile
Good man. Every Monstergirl deserves to feel pretty.

>>19819286

>>19818991
>Maybe she's adopted.
This made me think of a different kind of an adoption. Daughteru dicking with an adopted Wight
>"Father, I've already told you many times, but you absolutely require a wife. As a matter of fact, you deserve an as high class and young girl possible instead of remining alone. Obviously, I'm the best possible lady to be found, so I insist you take me."

>>19819292
Report and ignore.

>>19819260
That only applies for the Singles Wing Anon.

If you rack up too much debt in the Couple's Wing you must put up a good show for the other clients for a few days.

>>19819286
And*

Also I want her to spoon out my eyes and pull out my teeth and break off my fingernails one by one and then I want her to kiss my boo boos

>>19819291
>>19819283
>level 90 Lilim trying her best to stay nude while you're in an apocalytic wrestling match with her trying to get a cute little sundress with matching hair ribbons onto her

>>19819283
But what if they want you to touch

>>19819140
Why not just chill with a harem of lamia?

>>19819296
Implying that even works anymore

>>19819291
>Greenworm childhood friend slowly catches up to you at the bus stop
>”A-Anon... do you think I’m pretty?”
>your heart aches. She’s the nicest girl you know, and is a veritable good soul that you mesh with, but you prefer big, busty ara-aras that can bust bras and panties on command and she’s...
>she looks expectantly up at you, nervously chewing her first morning snack
>”...of course you are!”
>she has the biggest beaming smile ever as you ruffle her hair, not knowing that in a week’s time your childhood friend will have transformed into the most gorgeous woman in school and will be all over you in lovey dovey bliss and devotion

>>19819190
Assuming that you have about 2-3 orgasms per session (like most hentai) and about 3-4 sessions per day, you would need about 1143 days like of sex to get that trip. For comparison, that’s about 38 months or a little over 3 years.

>>19819296
Which option is the appropriate one though?

>>19819322
Easy peasy.

Whats a worrying weapon for a monster to have?

>>19819333
Probably a DE mutated gae bulg

>>19819310
>Lamia
>harem
Anon...

>>19819333
A Dark Elf's Secret Stash.

>>19819279
Just imagine being in debt to the Otohime mistress of a Casino and being her cute boytoy.
Imagine her laying back and letting you mating press her until you're exhausted and panting and then wrapping her arms around you and patting your head before giving you a big kiss and telling you she has to go to work.
The more times you cum inside her, the more stacks of cash she'll hand you to "go get yourself something nice~"

>>19819304
>time to break out the sweater

>>19819333
A taser, obviously.

>>19819273
>spoiler
>You and your wife rack up a debt in the couples wing
>You must repay it by releasing mana so that they can charge their tamate-bako
>If you’re willing to be featured in their advertising campaign as a success story, your debt is instantly forgiven.

>>19819339
>Gea bulg
That weapon is so broken it's unreal
It's a shame what the Fate series did to it.

>>19819333
Holstaur with a laso.

>>19819333
A rag and a bottle of chloroform.

>>19819347
>"It doesn't even have a plunging neckline!"
>"But it's cold out! You'll get sick!"

>>19819265
Why would I do that? I'd have the time and patience and it's not like I'll be fucking anyone else other than her, plus, I love all the sex too and the daughter that comes with it would just be a huge bonus.

>>19819358
>holstaur
>not unicorn

>>19819358
>a holstaur in a leather catsuit will never hogtie you with her lasso and then feed you milk from her tits

>>19819310
No man could handle more than one snek. To even try is to tempt fate.

>>19819372
Unf

>>19819355
What did they do?

>>19819265
>Letting a tentacle bust a nut in your wife's mouth

>>19819373
Does Medusa count?

>>19819372
Mommy yes.

>>19819372
Bonus points if she's got a southern accent and her tits are reeeally, reeeeeeally big

>>19819372
So a Holstaur that signed up with a BDSM themed coupling service?
Just imagine her forcing you to drink her milk to get you hard and then riding your face like the southern cowgirl she is.
If you can make her cum hard enough she'll even reward you by draining your balls with her tits.

>>19819380
Is reading the settings material really that hard?

>>19819391
Dear god I'd pay everything imaginable for all of that
I like it rough and soft just like that

>>19819391
What's the reward for pregnancy?

>>19819340
Those are some very comfy hair snakes.

>>19819340
The little towels for her snake hair get me every time. What a cutie

>>19819379
It's user either gets killed before he can use it fully or other characters survive what is meant to be an instakill attack

>>19819347
>>19819366
But clothed sweater paizuri is a big fetish of mine, therefore she has to wear it.
>>19819370
Unicorn with a riding crop.
>>19819372
I'm not even into BDSM stuff but I'd be ok with that situation.
>>19819385
Yes please.

>>19819406
So basically the Spirit Bomb of the Fate series?

>>19819392
>When a couple arrives at the base of one of these huge trees, it will extend just one of its thick tentacles towards the wife's mouth. When the wife takes that tentacle inside her mouth, it will release mucous that's so sticky and hot that nothing released by other tentacles can compare to it.
I find it funny how KC had to add that the tentacle was thick and realeased sticky hot mucus.

>>19818898
>The name of the species needs to be said exact, and if it is wrong the Celestial Sphere will not react.
He was a poet and didn't know it.

>>19819333
Demonic silver kusarigama.
Demonic silver whip.

>>19819416
Stop, you're embarrassing her.

>>19819333
A gun

Please be nice to your local Demon Lord!

>>19819415
Spirit bomb has at least one kill to its name (buu)

>>19819372
>holstaur
>leather
Something feels wrong about this. Drop the funny clothes and that could be a decent situation.

>>19819401
You have to get down on one knee to get her to do that.

>>19819392
>>19819416
I'm glad KC is cool and basically said you can headcannon out whatever you want from the setting because those are really fucking bad.

>>19819429

>>19819440
Would latex tickle your fancy better anon?

>>19819447
>milk bottles in a holster
Peak tactical right there

>>19819452
That’s worse.

>>19819440

>>19819446
The tentacle forest is definitely not for everyone. I'm fine with it existing but I'd way rather just fuck my dragon wife for some years straight.

Imagine having a zombie wife for decades then one day you find a letter congratulating her on becoming a wight. The letter is covered in dust and appears to be several months old.

>>19819440
Holstaurs =/= actual cows.

>>19819480
That's a spanking.

>>19819480
Aw, that's sweet

>>19819458
Fuck you, latex is god-tier.

>>19819458
Lame.

>>19819415
The spirit bomb can just be conidered a powerful energy attack, so if the opponent is strong they can block it and stuff (fuck jiren though)
Gàe bulg on the other hand plants itself in your heart the moment it's thrust/thrown and will fuck causality itself to make it happen.
Imagine a monster with that shit

>>19819379
>Gáe Bulg of the Ulster cycle:
>So fucking aggressive a weapon you have to throw it with your fucking toes
>When it hits it literally spawns barbs throughout your entire circulatory system, every single vein artery and the heart wrench from the inside out with a trillion barbs
>Takes like thirty days just to remove the fucking thing from you because of said hokuto no ken levels of fuck that happens internally when you use it
>Cú Chulainn doesn't even really use it all that much because he's such a fucking dog and monster, symbolically and literally, in that order

>Gay Bolg-ugu in Fate
>Said to never miss
>Very first appearance and instance of its use is missing the author's rule63 king arthur fanfic insert because ___________
>Gets attempted to be used all the time but everyone conveniently has some one off thing that just makes it miss or not do anything
>RRrrrrrranca is a pathetic nip's fascimilie of the real hero of legend and the butt of most jokes in the series, and the most interesting and by far unique aspect of his legend, his warp-spasms, doesn't make any sort of appearance until a decade into it in some eye rolling typical Hollow Ichigo style cliche
But Rin is my waifu XD such a great series wish they made more characters girls with blonde hair though

>>19819480
>>19819486
>implying she'd know how to write

>>19819495
Let’s just both agree that the other guy has shit taste

>>19819506
The implication is that she's pretending to be a zombie, you dolt

Would you cheer her up?

There's something wrong with this squirrel

>>19819506
With wightdom comes an assortment of aristocracy skills, like reading and writing flowery text, looking dashing and lifting your little finger when you drink tea

>>19819520
The joke would've worked better if he said several years or decades instead of several months desu.

>>19819530
She's got a HUUUUUUGE set of hips.
Tail is adequate too.

>>19819294
That's an admirable level of dedication to her adoptive father's happiness. if nothing else.

>>19819530
She seems perfectly fine to me.

>>19819501
Wait what spin off has the spasms?

>>19819530
>>19819547
Did you know that hibernating squirrel regrow part of their brain that dies off because of the cold?

>>19819523
>six digit post numbers
Really does you a thinking

>>19819551
He can be a berserker in the gachashit thing, and by all appearances its as I described, just some xXxDarkLancerxXx shit

I'd roll this gacha.

>>19819310
Jake is too hardcore to chill.
>>19819373
Apparently you've never watch wrestling, desu. The Ultimate Warrior would go apeshit in the most epic way imaginable. Naturally even he'd never be able to leave the house after acquiring his harem...

>>19819572
When are we going to get mystery slimes so we can play wife gacha instead of daughteru gacha?

>>19819564
>Berserker cu is the spasm
Fuck thats a letdown, i had seen him but didnt know that
Every other fantasy that has the guy make it some awsome hulk monster thing instead of emo dragon man

>>19819558
>tfw no retarded squirrel to bully until she fully wakes up

>>19819564
Can't Cu also be a Saber class Servant because Fragarach?

>>19819592
He isnt emo, its just alters in fate tend to be dull, Jeanne is probably the best one

>>19819634
They haven't thought of that yet.

At least post some of the monster girls from fate.

>>19819674
Boss gorgon looks intense

>>19819689
Gorgon is cutest.
CUTEST

>>19819674
>ywn cuddle a big monster

In the case of a single dad and his son, would even loli monster girl go for the dad instead of the son?

>>19819709
First she sees

>>19819689
>>19819703
Made for breeding.

>>19819689

i want to lead a zombie home for slow cuddlefucks!

>>19819558
Winterstown news squirrel isn't dumb, she's just slow because she has a lot of layers to move around in and it's cold!

>>19819333
Demon silver chainsword with manticore spines for teeth

>Chimera Apophis/Manticore/Ushi Oni
>Neurotoxin of Apop
>Tail pussy of Manticore
>Stamina and strength of Ushi

>>19819235
no but we would certainly come back for some loli/shota potions to temporarily experience what we missed out on

>>19819230
That's why you just have to go to the eros sabbath branch, the loli hori's would be ecstatic about helping you and your long lost love find each other.

ratas are perfect for panties aside clothed sex

>>19819718
This. I want her to smother me with her body as she milks every last drop of semen into her womb, occasionally pricking me with a manticore spine from the large bucket of them by the bed to keep me going

which girl has the softest lap?

>>19819790
Perfect for making into cute little kissu sluts

>>19819818
Prpbably wererabbits, if we're being honest

>>19819788
The most valuable trait of angels is their ability to give platonic hugs.

>>19819674

>>19819544
>That's an admirable level of dedication to her adoptive father's happiness
Needless to say he wouldn't be the only party happy with it.

>>19819818
Runya runya

>>19819822
That rata's gotta be at least 2/3rds tail! No man was mean to have that much fluff!

>>19819837
I'd make another mordred

>>19819876
What happens if I do one too?

>>19819874
Excellent taste

>>19819886
>"Another with the same type of power? Impossible. I, Wurm, shall be the only one stopping time"

>>19819837
Very nice!

>>19819942
>”This is the part where I say ‘It’s 12o’clock’ right?”

>>19819907
You know what they say, vanilla is the finest of the flavors

>>19819674
I desire a Tamamo Cat maid.

>>19820042
She isn't a cat though!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, please remember to tell your jinko secretary that 'showing them out' doesn't mean she has to toss them outside or tiger uppercut them if they're feisty

>>19820074
If a Bahzahkah says she's a cat, it's best to just go with it.

i want a sloppy neet manticore that gives casual tailjobs on the couch!

>>19820074
Close enough.

>>19820092
Anon no, you need to have some lines.

>>19820095
The best kind!

>>19820102
Hey, a "cat" is fine too.

>>19820042
>>19820101
>>19820128
Superior fox.

Why do I have constant fantasies of feeding raging mushrooms to kuu monsters?

>>19820142
like which monsters?

I want to trick a monster girl into thinking that she can get pregnant from anal.

>>19820148
Lich, Golem, Glacie, Gnome, Automaton, so on

>>19820148

Which flavor do you like best?

>>19820135
Look, we already know that you feel attacked every time someone mentions a fox that isn't your chink waifu, you don't have to remind us.

>>19820202
Where’s the hat?

>>19820135
Who is this beautiful white snake dragon anyway? I’ve only seen her in cute art and my lamia porn.

>>19820205
Rude.

>>19820215
That's Kiyohime from Fate/Grand Order, and she's not actually a snek in canon-that originated from an April Fool's Sprite by the author of Learning with Manga! FGO.

>>19820227
This is why I don't like learning things about fate characters. At least the art is nice.

>More tea dear?

>>19820142
would they maintain their kuu face while mercilessly dominating you? Or would it finally contort into that of primal lust

>>19819790
What type of panties would they be wearing?

>>19820244
i dislike leaf juice

Alright anons, how do you always imagine the first time meeting your waifu?

>>19820271
Indescribable disbelief and then the most amazing of hugs.

>>19820271

>>19820271

>>19820244
black silk with a red ribbon!

>>19820271
For me it's wandering the trails around my home when a feral Hellhound with rudimentary english strikes and drags me to her rape cave. After a week of breeding I convince her to come back with me to my home and join me in the civilized world where I teach her how to use the toaster or something. From there she picks up on language quite fast as she is actually very intelligent but always remains semi-feral in her behavior

>>19820244
Always, my darling!

>>19820276

>>19820215
Too many people fap over his stupid moth, we need more snek

>Outside is hot, wanna do something fun inside first??

>>19820296
Not quite the girl in my mind anon.

>>19820271
I get captured by some amazons and shipped off to be sold on the slave markets in the desert region. While terrified listening to the MGs bid, I suddenly hear a stern voice yell out an unbeatable price and see a beautiful, blushing Sand-wan.

>>19820271
I find her crying after being bullied
then comfort her with my cock and impregnate her

>>19820296
None of deserve yetis.

>>19820284
On your tea?

>>19820313
>None of
*None of us

>Hyaaaaa!

Quick Anon! Defend yourself!

>>19820324

What MG would give an echidna mom the hardest time?

Would you?

>>19820271
Well I'm a true red white and blue patriot so I'd probably get shot by a Cupid.

>>19820324
>trip and fall backwards into a pond while accidentally dragging her into it with me

>>19820346
Fox nee-san knows best!

>>19820348
But old-fashioned longbows are un-American.

>>19820227
She is a not snek but she can transform into asian dragon who look like sneks

>>19820271
i open the door and my hair stands on end as i stand terrified to see if this unknown creature is hostile

>>19820313
I want an Ice Queen with an exaggerated hourglass body and bayonetta-tier long legs.
The most cold of cold, or so it seems to others, but blushing and snuggling whenever we're alone with desperate clinginess.

>>19820346
But I'm very prudish! I don't even talk to girls

I want to date the Moose next door!

>>19820367
How does she prove she's not hostile? Or is it one of those you realize mid-rape she might not be so bad?

>>19820373
As long as you don't drive up in a Mercedes A-class, it should be alright.

>>19820319
I mistakenly replied and it was meant for >>19820255

>>19820382
plenty of time to observe while standing still to take notice of the faint smile and maid outfit.

And here we find the fabled Wonderland Chimaera.

>>19820271
It really depends on how they're all introduced, but it'd probably involve lots of irrational actions on my part, and plenty of reassurances that I am not hallucinating on her part.
Then comes the slimy good times.

>>19820391
>>19820395

You have been visited by a cat.

>>19820399
No shog for me. Just wife slime.

I want a minotaur to eat my ass

>>19820405
Patrician taste.

>Time for your vaccine!

>>19820422
B-but I'm up to date on my vaccines!

Best elder god.

>>19820399
i love shogs

>>19820399
My Archangel anti-virus says that this is malware!

>>19820433
Every moment she isn't a goat is wasted

I want to piss on a minotaur's tits while she shits on my face

>>19820437
>800px

>19820447
I'm sorry I mistook you for the femdom autist aright? Now kindly stop.

>>19819501
>and the most interesting and by far unique aspect of his legend, his warp-spasms, doesn't make any sort of appearance until a decade into it in some eye rolling typical Hollow Ichigo style cliche
Worse. That version of the dog is fanfiction created by a certain slut wishing for a version obedient to her, causing him to merge with the spear and lose all of his personality. He admits he's a fake that has little in common with his regular Berserker self, but we'll never see it from modern Type-Moon.

>>19820438
>Archangel
That can be fixed.

>>19820448
I just happened to save it at that size and it seemed fine.

>>19820433
Not even close.

>>19820472
Pretender.

I want a minotaur to violently destroy my boipussy with a strap on while also pissing on my dick while also shitting in my mouth. Yummy yummy in my tummy! Her shit is my favorite food, especially when it is really soft and wet. Anyone else like to consume their waifu's delicious excrement?

>>19820411
Regardless of what new species come out, my mind always wanders back to nureonagos.
They truly have smiles worth protecting.

>>19820457
No need to be sorry, this dude got legit autism

Friendly reminder that grape juice is good for you.

>>19820493
i agree

>>19819501
Chulainn's geasa and relation to the Morrigan are equally interesting and there's neither of those in Fate as well
I mean you can't expect much from a series that like you said is just an excuse to dress up one of the author's waifus in a bunch of different outfits and call her different men from history but girls now

>>19820438
So what? It thinks everything, including the very operating system running it, is malware.
At the same time, even a broken clock is right twice a day, so it's probably right in this case.

>>19820504
S-She's just trying to keep you safe from the mean virus girls!

>>19820504
If you're running Windows 10 it's right about that too.

I want a minotaur to use her horns to impale me and then I want her to piss and shit and spit and also get her minotaur friends to piss and shit and spit in my gaping wound. Anyone else enjoy it when their minotaur waifu impales them and then shits, spits, pisses and gets her minotaur friends to shut, spit, and piss in their gaping wound?

>>19820516
The proper thing to do here is buy a USB Onahole and give that Anti-Virus a good dicking so she'll at least stop screening emails from your mother as potential threats.

>>19820484
>>19820520
I also want a mino to take a hot steamy shit in my mouth. I like my mino shit to be extra stinky. How do other anons like their tasty mino shit?

i feel sorry for anons whose waifu is associated with autism

>>19820271
She runs up to me, kicks me in the balls and shits in my mouth

>>19820202
Spooky, barely lit by the moon one seems enticing.

>>19820501
So far the same girl has been used for king arthur and MANY varients (inluding an actual male one), his son/nephew(kinda) emperor nero and Okita souji
The waifuism has gotten so bad for the gatcha that people were complain when napoleon got released as a male and not some anime loli

>>19820547
Salamanders are safe and I'm long past caring about lilim related fuckery.

>>19820547
I feel bad for anyone who actually likes Minotaurs right about now.
They're great girls but the biggest dipshits seem to like them too.

>>19820556
i only got 1 girl in my top10 thats been a part of some of the stupid shit

>>19820559
I mean its clearly someone just trolling rather unsuccessfully
Easily ignorable and mods will get around to it eventually

I want a mino to slap my man tits and then shit in my mouth

>>19820547
Ironically, once the autismos got what they wanted they stopped posting about it completely.
Really, really makes me think.

>>19820556
I haven't seen you around for a week.

>>19820570
I want that buff mino to take an extra smelly extra steamy shit in my mouth

Shit in my mouth

SHIT IN MY MOUTH
DICK IN MY ASS
PISS IN MY BALLS
MOUTH FULL OF GLASS

>>19820570
Man, just imagine that Minotaur doing squats on your dick, edging you so it takes an hour for you to cum every time.
Imagine her teasing you by telling you she's only a quarter way through her reps when you've already cum inside her five times.

>>19820592
I'm imagining her shitting in my mouth while squatting

>>19818655
Just over 3 years. Mucus Toad was the first profile I saw get released.
>Do you guys like the j?
Most of the threads are nice to sift through once in a while, everyone is too perverted for their own good though.

>>19820581
>>19820586
>>19820600
Here is your (you)
Now, fuck off

>>19820605
SHIT IN MY MOUTH
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>>19820605
Sorry. You're gonna have to personally garrote the bastard if you want this to stop, and that's no guarantee that someone else won't pick up the slack.

>>19820605
Just report him moron.

>>19820605
And to think that this autism is mad because of femdom, I cant tell if offt opic, spam or troll out of /b/

>>19820627
At this point, it's spam.

>>19820627
Its spamming.

we need more trolls in swimsuits

>>19820592
Now that's the good stuff. I wanna see her get buffer and buffer every month so she can go longer and longer, flexing her pecs that manage to make her titanic titties dance while she smirks and smugly works herself up enough to drag me to bed for some chugjobs.

>>19820657
whats a chugjob

>>19820657
Chugjobs are patrician for a beefy musclemilker like her. Also acceptable with Onis, Ogres and though she'd have to be really drunk, Ochimusha.

>>19820667
It's paid drinking, but that's not important right now.

>>19820251
Some the former, some the later. One might let their excitement leak through their speech, taunting you and asking if this is really what you wanted, to be rutted into the ground until you've gone from begging her to stop to begging for more more times then she can count, letting you know how cute your fucked silly face looks, all in the same placid tone as ever. Another might remain silent, face twisted in a mixture of arousal and aggression as she pounds you against the floor, unable to get anything out but moans. Then of course there are the two extremes, a perfectly calm monster acting as if nothing is strange as she twists you into even more strange shapes and the air is filled with lewd clapping as your hips meet, and a normally calm girl going full Ushi Oni

>>19820667
It's like chugging a keg, only in this instance the "keg" is the girl's boyfriend and instead of beer it's cum.

>>19820667
Imagine a really muscular amazon-sized girl flexing her bicep, or one of them.
Now imagine her using that pose to hoist you up, her arm cradling you in that position so your dick is mouth level, and her giving you a blowjob while you're up there.
She's so powerful she can curl you like she's carrying a barrel and chug from your dick like a college frat party.
Not for everyone, but for those that like Beeg Beef type monstergirls, its a favourite.

>>19820667
Its the reverse mating press of blowjobs.

>>19820674
>>19820678
>>19820686
oh

>>19820678
Having a Vanessa-tier Mino just carry me around places like a keg of easy-to-access cum is my dream in life.
Beach parties with her would be fantastic fun and lewdness.

>>19820654
We need more troll stuff period. I would gladly take one by her giant hand and bring her out into a forest opening underneath the hot sun and see how long it takes her to slowly lose her composure into a love beast

>>19820694
Jesus look at all that fertile land!

>>19820694
What other monstergirls would be naturally thick?

>>19820694
That girl is overripe. She needs breeding, stat.
>>19820721
Yetis, Moths, and JubJubs

>>19820692
Just imagine her trapping you with a Kabe-don after class and smothering your head between her tits until you pass out.
Imagine waking up tied to her bed with those tits around your dick as she smugly grins at you and pumps them up and down.
Imagine her edging you until it feels like your dick is going to explode and then untying you and hovering her open mouth near your cock as if to dare you to grab hold of her horns and facefuck her.
If you do it, she'll stand up with your dick in her mouth and let you cling to her and hump her throat as she holds you there.

>>19820547
Tentacles aren't meme tier are they? I hardly see them brought up save when I talk about them.

>>19820723
Oh, I'd do just that to her and be like a man possessed trying to breed her mouthpussy.
And when her eyes are heartpupiling at gulping down yet another eruption, I'd know I'd reached paradise on earth.
From then on, I'd be that big busty beefataur's boyfriend/toy/property and I would welcome any amount of bullying she does to me for the opportunity to be manhandled and thrown around like that in bed by her every night.

>>19820736
i think the bit where they attack women makes them unpopular

>>19820723
That's some hot stuff right there anon, jeeze. Definitive power.

>>19820723
the only girls in my top 10 that might be able to do that is hellhound or griffon

>>19820472
So Arch-trumpart or smoke hobo Yukari, would she have her own realm?

>>19820758
Huh. So am I weird for finding stuff like https://twitter.com/koburatuisut/status/951082572452306946 really hot?

>>19820766
Griffon seems more the 'actually-a-big-softie' in bed kind of musclegirl, whereas Hellhound wouldn't do any of that coy teasing and would just mount you and go to town.
Minos are the perfect blend for me.

>>19820758
I mean, almost every monster does, or at least can. That's all over the worldguides, most monsters love monsterizing other women.

>>19820772
is it wrong to have more physical attraction to hellhound than the mg i would want to wife?

Must be nice getting confessed to by a mouse. Especially when you consider she probably has a dozen sisters lying in wait to confess as well once she is done.

>>19820834
Is it better for your growing mouseharem to work together in perfect unison and spacing while endlessly fucking you, or is it more ecstasy-inducing if its just a big throng of desperate horny girls clamoring for any bit of free space to lick and kiss and hump on your exposed body?

>>19820834
Would it be wrong to have a favorite?

>>19820834
What kind of manwhore would accept the confessions of multiple mouse girls?

>>19820834
>Little short young mouse nervously squeaks out her confession, and you accept causing her to eep and hug your leg
>Then her slightly older sister confesses, stuttering all the while with a similar response
>Then her big, busty ara-ara sister, panting and idly fingering herself as she reveals her true love to you
>Then the identical twins, with sexy spry bodies
>Then the big plump sister
>Then four more young sisters, two more older ones, and six more regular sized and aged ones, three with unique bodytypes, one that just starts licking your face, and the other ten seeing that as their time to strike, all jumping you at once and dragging you inside for the next two years or so

>>19820850
Both are great, but I prefer the latter of the two. Having them crawl over each other just for the chance at licking my lips or touching my dick sounds blissful. Though I’d also do my best to keep any of the runts from getting left out!

>>19820852
Nope! Just expect those who realize they ain’t number one to give you 150% of their love as they try to best whoever is in ‘first’.

>>19820862
This is what heaven must be like. Mouse harems are truly beautiful things.