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>>19655698
ok i wont

>>19655698
bye

Screw that abandon her all you want

>>19655731
I forgot to post the image. Aw, man.

ZUN didn't forget, she's in another game!

>>19655698
Here's a goodbye headpat <3

>>19655698
Remilia is already dead, it's time to forget about her.

>>19656361
Remilia is unforgettable.

>>19658225
who?

FAT

hahaha that ain't Flan-chan how did I even get in here

>>19655698
I love the Remi far too much for that thought to possibly form in my brain.

The love between the two of us was dying
And it got so bad I knew I had to leave
But halfway down that highway when I turned around I saw
My little daughter running after me
Crying
Daddy, don't you walk so fast
Daddy, don't you walk so fast
Daddy, slow down some 'cause you're makin' me run
Daddy, don't you walk so fast

>>19656361
>>19658225
And undead.

Ok.

>>19655698
Hug hug the Remimi
I can't read Nipponease dudes. *panic*

>>19663842
She charismatically congratulates the viewer on the occasion of it being your birthday.

>>19664053
Thanks you!
It's a little early for a birthday though... I should have known..!

>>19655698
It's better this way. If I stay with her, I might one day not be able to control myself and do some terrible things to her.

>>19668812
Remimi is a Vampire! She can handle almost anything! She can even overpower a fully grown /jp/!

>>19668879
Don't underestimate the power of cock, baka!

>>19668879
But I'm afraid of hurting her due to our size difference.

Crying Remiry breaks my heart ;_;
>that feel when no cute vampire loli ojou-sama

Maa Maa Maa Maa

>>19655742
MURDERER

>>19668893
I'm not making a bet!

>>19671207
I would gladly let the remi bite me. But is the bloodflow of my arm strong enough?

>>19671207
there better be something in it for me if she gets to succ my blood

>>19671207
Shouldn't she be biting at the vains and not muscle/fat?

>>19675797
Why not sucking on the easy access bodyfluid hose directly?

>>19671207
Why do I like this

Why

>>19675603
Having your blood sucked is reward in itself.

>>19675904
doubt it, those fangs will hurt like hell

there better be some unsafe hugging afterwards

remi cant live on blood alone

>>19675924
'unsafe hugging' is one I haven't heard before!

>>19675935
blood in stomach, semen in womb, happy and satisfied remi

>>19671207
I want her to bite my dick

the remi

Remilia is cute, especially when she's in over her head!

>>19689108
Reimi is always cute.

>>19695266
Fate manipulation eh?

it seems like you would abandon the remi

>>19655698
cant

>>19705407
Can't... what?
Can't abandon her?

>>19705977
Yeah, what else would I mean?

>>19706181
I won't give you any ideas.

Is Remi the only touhou who is cool, cute, and elegant?

>>19706406
no

>>19706406
Sakuya is all of those as well!
Sakuya is cool!
Sakuya is cute!
Sakuya is elegant!
Sakuya is also a fun and nice girl!

>>19698710
>abandon the remi

how gauche

>>19706406
her feet stink

>>19712639
Genuinely Shit post.
Feel free to die anytime.

>>19712663
but even if it wasn't a shit post, the pic of remi is nice!

>>19712666
More Remimimi is always nice, Shinki.

>>19712797
yes. Even if she stinks.

>>19712810
>>19712639
A prim and proper lady like her would take care of her feet. They're probably clean. I'd still worship them all day.

>>19713613
Y-you can't just post a pic of remi's cute, soft, pale, vampiric feet like that!

Remilia is cute!

>>19714222

>>19714156
And you can't just make shit tier posts that kill threads

>>19718546
but the thread is still alive!

Sakuya is Remi's mom!

>>19718624
I wouldn't go that far

>>19718827
I would, and I did. I married Sakuya so that makes me Remi's dad, too.

CAN'T ESCAPE FROM CROSSING FATE

>>19718851
And a cuck.
Remimi is someone elses biological daughter from like 500 years ago and a powerful vampire.
Flan, well, let's not talk about Flan.
You cannot marry my wife Sakuya.

>>19718624
Nonsense. No mom calls her daughter Ojou-sama. It literally just does not happen.

>>19719516
That's... That's not Remilia Scarlet. Dude.

>>19719604
According to Danbooru it is.

a sleepy Remimi!

>>19719721
n-no
this is wrong!

>>19719717
Shitbooru.

Your heart of stone made remimi cry, shame on you jp.

>>19728590
Remi secretly just wants to be loved!

>>19728590
Heart of stone?
Think of something more solid. And dense, heavy and dark.
/jp/ can memorize doujins by the tags alone. You think theres anything to be happy about?

>>19719516
Remiri Dumbledore

>>19671207
I am no Toothologist but arnt there too many bitemarks between the fangs?

>>19734343
Imagine if you were to accidentally kick that huge mushroom away haha. She'd be forced to hide in your shadow or be disintegrated then, wouldn't she haha.

Why is the Remimiry so cute, dudes?

>>19734549
Why? Because she's Remimi!
Remimi is a loli, which makes up a rather big part of what makes her cute. She's also charismatic. You probably fell for her charisma already though.

Remy is my wife, dudes.

>>19740789
Would you mind if I had sex with your wife?

>>19740824
Not allowed until I die.

Is she British or French?

What would it be like to date Remi? What kind of places do you think she'd like to go to? Would she expect a gift, or something like that?

>>19741973
A better question would be whats it like to have sex with Remi. Would she be collected and in control like her normal persona, or would she be a fidgety, shaking mess?

>>19742495

dont lewd the remimi, you perv

>>19742495
Probably depends on her level of experience. If she stuck to her middle-age french roots, I would imagine her experience would be nil until marriage. So the shaking mess is near guaranteed.

If not... good luck.

>>19742495
she would be in full control whether you realised it or not due to her ability read actions or "fate manipulation" as she calls it

>>19743067
I want to see her in "full control" with an adult cock going balls deep inside her at full force.

>>19743067
What if she didn't use fate manipulation because it being her first time and she wanted to experience everything new with no insight?

>>19743288
Isn't that just a man getting succ'd? If she allowed it to happen it's because she wanted it to, thus, she's still in control, even if she loses herself to pleasure in the moment.
>>19743306
Well, I don't know if she can turn it off and on or not...

You will never know when Remiry is using Fate Manipulation.
Don't ask any further.

>>19744497
Go away Remiry, we're discussing how to fuck you.

>>19744497
But I have known. She showed me how it worked in a dream once.

>>19744497
As long as I get to impale her childish body with my cock, I don't mind that one bit.

What does this artist mean by this

>>19748013
008.jpg, probably.

>>19748029
Someone post the reaction pic, I lost it.

tickle tickle the remimi!

Why does Remilia like natto so much?

>>19742495
She would be in complete control. Using her hundred of years to experience to rock your world, while not allowing you to do anything expect lie there and take it until she's satisfied. Her vampire instincts would kick in after a while though, and she would sample some of your delicious virgin blood before she ruins it with her impurity.

>>19750194
Why don't you?

>>19750640
I've never had it before. But I would like to try it one day. Maybe with a Remi fumo.

>>19748013
Probably he is of the opinion that beauty shines brighter when there's ugliness to contrast it.

>>19748087
Remilia looks so happy

>>19751674
Remi should always be happy. Remember to make a blood and/or semen donation to her whenever she wants.

>>19740789
Sorry, I already planted my seed in Remilia many times.

>>19675924
I bet vampires have anesthetic saliva.

>>19753066
Remilia is not a cow-titted ugly hag. You've planted your see in an impostor.

>>19753066
Needs bigger tits to match the hands

>>19698710
>japanese manshad

>>19753426
yeah but his non castration stuff is pretty good, all of shads shit is shit.

well maybe not the recent smash roster comic.. that was neat.

>>19753066
ugly.

>>19753268

This, Remimi is a cute loli.

I want to sleep with Remilia and have her wrap her big wings around me like a blanket.

>>19757605

>>19757611
Like that.

>>19757605
remi's wings are a stink!!!

her whole body is.

>>19758883
Shit post, shit image.

>>19758883
kys

>>19757611
Hugging Remimi!
She's probably cold..!

>>19763189
>She's probably cold..!
Since she's undead, Remi's body must feel ice cold. Sleeping next to her would be like sleeping next to a little dead girl. No body heat and no pulse! Would you still let Remi in your bed?

>>19763403
Sounds nice during the hot summer; she'd be like a cool dakimakura.

>>19734355
She's a sharkhu.

>>19763403
I'd cuddle with her all night and warm her up.
People probably avoid physical contact with her, so she must feel lonely. I want Remi to feel loved!

>>19763403
A skiing or skating date with Remilia!

>>19763403
If it is guaranteed that I wake up the next day alive, well and unharmed.

>>19763403
If it is guaranteed that I wake up the next day alive, well and unharmed, then yes. I would let Remimi into my bed.
It's probably best to be nice to Remimi.

>>19764524
>People probably avoid physical contact with her, so she must feel lonely.
Maybe because they're dead by the time Sakuya brings them in or they didn't bother to stay any longer than however long it took them to wake up after Remimi decided to save their life having seen their fate.

>>19764524
I want to court Remimi!

>>19768704
>after Remimi decided to save their life
Save or spare?

>>19768761
Mm.
Let's go with spare.

Passing out randomly near the SDM isn't ideal.

>>19768760
I want to marry Remi's tummy.
I want to make out with her navel until its all slick with saliva.

I want to touch Remi's big puffy hat!

>>19719516
>>19719721
>>19758883
Mature Remi truely is a blessing

>>19775646
curse*

>>19775646
canon shorty haughty teen remi > mature loli remi > milfer remi > childish loli remi

>>19776338
As long as her wingspans greater than her height, it's fine.

>>19776351
Remi's wings are not big in canon though. Hyperloli Remi a shit.

>>19775646
Mature remi is good but not the ones where her tits are bigger than head. Boobhufags go back to your own thread and stay go

>>19776351
>As long as her wingspan can embrace me then its fine
ftfy

>>19776367
You might give PMiSS a re-read one of these days.

>>19776394
You might want to play EoSD or IN one of these days. And don't be retarded, hyperloli doesn't mean short. It means the character literally acts like a braindead 3 year old.

>>19776410
I refer only to wingspan. She's got some big honkers in IN.

>>19776410
Reread PMiSS dude.
It won't take long

>>19776434
Honkers?
I don't remember her sprite in IN.

>>19776338
Remilia is canonically like 10ish.

>>19776461
I'd like to see this source and no, an assumption based on a vague comment is not a source.

>>19776546
Where's your source for Remi being equivalent to a teenager (13+)? There's at least canon backing for the age 10 estimate, given what ZUN apparently wrote in that comment.

>>19776546
>>19776448

>>19776663
Remilia was labeled short by ZUN himself and he considered the short class to be "early teens" (10-14).
>>19776842
Since when was size = age? Kill yourself. Womanlets exist and Marisa is a good example of this.

>>19776863
>Since when was size = age?
Given that we're talking about the apparent age (somewhat subjective) rather than the actual age (entirely objective), height is one of the few things that you can actually go off of. Since there isn't any canon confirmation, you can only really base it on age-related characteristics and height is one of the few things we have some degree of canon confirmation.

>>19776863
>>19776448
It says she looks like a little girl under 10.

>>19782303
Baste.

>>19782312
I am not abandoning the remimimimimi

>>19782303
ay it's Count Blackula

>>19782757
the remi's sis is better

>>19782769
She has certain advantages over her Sister, maybe

>>19782789
the flan is better in every way conceivable

>>19782795
na

>>19782810
long hair is better

remi doesn't have long hair except in a few pictures

>>19782789
that's a cute Flanner.

>>19782825

Why are there posters posting tiddy Remi and Flan?
Those aren't Remi and Flan, those are imposters!

>>19783046
the flan has grown up now!

>>19783046
Are these the kind of girls you expected?

>>19783097
flan loves her big sis

>>19783145
It's true!

>>19783186
imagine the stink!

Flan and the remi barefoot in the same room!

>>19783046
what's that? post more Remi boobs? you got it!

>>19783200
>

>>19783200
>spaceshad

Remimi is a high born vampire lord, not some love struck harlot.

You can have boobs and still be a high born vampire lord, ya know.

>>19783356
what does the remi have for milk?

>>19783362
goatmilk

>>19783369
yuck

>>19783362
goatsblood

>>19783145
>>19783186
Great!

>>19741912
>you tell flan not to worry hers is made with as much love that fills remi's cake

>or just making Remi jealous of flan

Im horrible at writing stuff out as I think it, sorry

>>19783054
Thats Rumia though

>>19783054
nup its a flan

>>19783324
>>19783339
Who quote

>>19740789
I showed your wife my penis

>>19788462
I want to fill Flan with my love!

>>19790076
you'd need a mask first for her smelly feet

>>19790109
Why do you attempt so hard to ruin every Remi/Flan thread with your shit fetish?
Can't you just go to /d/ and stay with your kind?

>>19790185
i thought jp loves feet

I saw feet threads 3 years ago that got 300 responses. People said how china's feet are so smelly they ruin her shoes and turn them into stinky trash.

>>19790109
imagine the smell

>>19790200
No.
You only found like posters.
Times change and people change.
Not trying to be mean here but you sound really fucking dense. Theres funny posting when other anons tell you to stop, then theres the side where faggotry becomes unbearable and inane. Nobody wants to see hat stuff now. Why do you think you get a few hostile replies consistently in every thread you post in?
You fucking kill threads. They die because of a horrendous post like yours. Just stop already dude.

You can sway others in a thread to post "like the good 'ole days" but some shit needs to be permanently buried or moved elsewhere completely.

>>19790200
>>19791521
I don't understand what's so hard to understand about this

>>19783097
Hai.

>>19791970
I can understand little Remi's fear, after all, this happened last time.

>>19791338
Strawberries

>>19792123
Why would Remimi me scared?
It's Sakuya! Remimi trusts Sakuya!

>>19797747
The remi bit the sakuya!

>>19797747
Oh, right. The translation of the picture is Sakuya is offering Remi a chance to run an errand on her own, and little Remi is scared to go without her Shakuya!

>>19798258
Sakuya is so lucky. I wish Remi would bite me and drink my blood until I passed out.

>>19798451
But then you would be her slave forever and live a meaningless existence with no purpose but to pamper a cute, pale, stinky vampire!

>>19798562
Remimi smells like Roses.

>>19799439
i hope!

Good job, now Remi is angry.

>>19655698
[x] abandoned

why won't this thread died?

>>19806968
Because people love the Remi, duh.

remi bros pls help me identify this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOhacNSqtDA 4:31

what variation of
Septette for the Dead Princess is it?

>>19807325
1) https://www.google.com/search?q=fantasy+kaleidoscope+septette+remix
2) touhou wikia link
3) Ctrl+F "Septette"
4) google %song_name
5) Check on Youtube.
6) ???
7) PROFIT!!!

>>19807472
did all that
and all youtube links are broken hence i'm here

>>19807656
Sorry, I was wrong. It's a song you can only find by lyrics in a non-dubbed version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Q2kMdx4qs

>>19807791
outstanding anon
much appreciated

>>19806968
Because the premise of this thread is to not abandon the Remimimi.
It is obvious that this thread will be posted in until bump limit so she can sleep.

Remi is scared and alone in the wilderness! Won't somebody help her?

>>19813567
I'll fart in my hand and then cup the remi's face with it.

>>19813702
Fuck off and die.

>>19813567
Grab a umbrella and walk her home.

>>19810145

Well said.

Remimi is cute.
This goes without saying.

>>19820156
Well, I'll say it again anyway. Remilia is cute!

>>19821133
Double dubs of truth
Say it as many times as you need

>>19655768

Remi plays with a fluffy yamabiko.

>>19821133
>>19820156
It's charisma and Remi is not just cute. She's physical perfection.

>>19828116
What does it mean to be chawrismatic? How does Remi achieve it with such percision!

>>19830382
She's very persuasive.

>>19832095
Of course she is.
She's a loli.

>>19826793
Yamabiko isn't food, get her away.

>>19838391
*hauls you off*
You don't oppose the Remimi. Out with you.

>>19838391
Of course the yamabiko isn't food! Remilia is just giving her a headpat.

>>19826793

She stole the remimi hairstyle, how dare she.

>>19776338
>haughty teen remi
meh
>mature loli remi
hot
>milfer remi
eww
>childish loli remi
cute

Vampire sisters and a baka!

>>19798258
Is this a bad thing?
I'm not sure if Sakuya would be upset or not.

>>19798258
Remi just wanted to give the Sakuya a kissu~ on the neck. Remi didn't do anything wrong!

>>19783339
he's not jap shad if he doesn't draw shit quality porn of kaguya or something

>>19851639
>>19854089
The sakuya doesn't mind but she needs to drink blood every few minutes now!

>>19854201
>every few minutes now
If thats true, then either Remi goes through thousands of humans daily or Sakuya is fucking dead from blood loss.

>>19847719
Where are the three baka fairies and clinically insane one