/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Lewd he loli!
Inseminate the imoutou!
Dick the daughteru!

Only little kids are afraid of ghosts.

>>19768195
German Suplex the Daughterufuckers.

>>19768195
>Dick the daughteru
Daughterus are for saving their virginity for their future husband.

>>19768195
I see we're off to a delectably degenerate start.

>>19768195
fpbp

>>19768201
What would a complete stranger Wisp do If I just ran over and climbed into her pyre to get cozy?

>>19768218
Squeal with joy.

Just curious.

https://www.strawpoll.me/16356067

>>19768231
No.

>>19768214
I want to hold hands with Druella.

>>19768231
That's already been done before.

What would the inside of a sandworm smell like?

>>19768230
The Wisp life is a simple but comfortable one. Would enjoy carrying her around on my shoulders in town, and doing other dumb couple stuff.

Oh good, looks like it should only be a little bit to get all the intro magical description done at once

>>19768218
Grab hold. Not let go.

>>19768241
How many lilims has KC officially created. The DL has supposedly given birth to 100, right?

>>19768260
The only "official" lilims are Druella, the Queen of Hearts, and the girl that supposedly runs Hell.

>>19768195
You had me going for the first part, but this incest stuff is not for for me.

What is the most Finnish of monster girls?

>>19768271

>>19768195
>Dick the daughteru!
You were doing well until this part.

https://youtu.be/OOjXaAZHEQE
I wanna see a harpy play Cuphead.

>>19768322
Go away retard.

Say something nice about my imouto!

>>19768322
Gamer culture shit in /mgg/ is extremely cancerous.

>>19768344
She has a nice hat.

>>19768344
She's very cute and her head just begs to be patted.

>>19768355
What does Metal Gear General have to do with anything?

>>19768360
Why stop at just headpats?

>>19768322
I want to make a Troll play Cuphead and watch her struggle with the joystick because of her huge hands and me fondling her breasts

>>19768373
I'm not going to fuck anon's imouto. That's weird.

>>19768252
Like the inside of a mouth. Most likely a small case of bad breath but tolerable, and for her hubby, something he'd be accustomed to. Could also be a defense mechanism to ward off other people, but smell pleasant and sweet to her hubby.

>>19768283
I bet she posts on ylilauta when no one comes to visit her castle

We need more giant ant art.

We need monstergirls with freckles. freckles are cute.

>>19768283
can she even sauna?

>>19768387
Probably smells like whatever they want, since it’s all laced with DE anyway.

>>19768414
If yuki-onnas can, then so can she.

>>19768373
What else is there to do to show appreciation for her cuteness?

Looks like you've struck gold.

>>19768256
I'm guessing it's mostly going to be stuff we already know just looking at the entires under the table of contents, but nice that it's all one easy chunk before we get into the spells proper.

>>19768420
True. Although I find it fun to try to come up with alternative explanations.

I love ratatoskrs

>>19768445
I want to collect a harem of Dragons in a Mimics chest.

>>19768496
yiff in hell furfag.

I would love my muscled nekomata wife that enjoys cooking, cleaning, and toying with the tubby maus thieves that tried to break in one evening.

>>19768445
>Good aligned Storm Giants in the seas tend to work with Metallic Dragons
>When you're getting double teamed by a Dragon and an emerald ass to surpass Metal Gear that's the same height as Tio

I wish there was art of a sundress Tittan-momen.
Or a wedding dress.

>be naughty otouto
>your titania-nee punishes you with no goodnight kiss tonight
>later busts into your room, sobbing and apologizing for being so harsh before peppering your face with smooches
Be good otoutos, Anons. You'd tear your Onee-sans apart inside.

So with salamander/ hinezumi cooks, Oni barmaids and minotaur/succubus delivery girls, what else is there for monster jobs

>>19768640
I want to stick my hand in Mini's cleavage.

>>19768640
Satyros vintner
Doppleganger actor/singer
Dragon gemologist
Baphomet dungeon designer

>>19768569
>tfw three plump mouses will never sneak into your house to eat your cheese
>you will never catch them, bind and gag them, then use them as your soft, warm dakis
>you will never grope them relentlessly in your sleep and wake up to three twitching, wet mice

>>19768640
Pit Boss

>>19768634
Zipangese or Mist Continent cuisine & delivery.

>>19768640
Troll florist or gardener
gardener trolls always have their switch flipped

>>19768666
Pretty much this except with cat wife to tease them while I'm gone and 'care' for them

>>19768640
Professional science nerd!

>>19768671 for >>19768640

>>19768671
>You will never be a gaijin anon caught between a Mist Continent Triad girl and a Zipangu Yakuza girl

>>19768671
I want to get mofu'd by fox twins. Even better if they're a thousand years old.

>>19768696
>turns out they're both the daughters of the heads of the organizations
>they both take anon as their husband
>average joe anon inadvertantly created the world's largest crime syndicate

>>19768696
Sounds like the perfect opportunity to establish a truce between the groups.

>>19768716
Why is that man getting bullied?

>>19768674
>gardener trolls always have their switch flipped
A big hat and modern SCIENCE could pretty easily make a set of clothing that would keep the sun off of her in its entirety. It'd be hot as hell though, I imagine once she takes it off her musk could make any man within a two block radius pop a boner.

>>19768671
How do those foxes fit their big tails into tiny tofu delivery cars?

>>19768738
I can't read moonrunes so I can only assume they pulled him out of a fight.

>>19768768
Tail fluff is highly compressible.

>>19768375
>with a joystick
I doubt that a Troll would hang with a casual

>>19768640
Echidna midwife. Demon lawyer. Barometz confectioners. Gremlin IT. Any elemental type has industrial use, from heating/cooling, to providing energy or water/wind power. And then any undead/golem can do work in IDLH atmospheres. There might also be potential application of Living Armor to become a hazmat suit, depending on their limits?

>>19768640
Ignis space heaters.

>>19768268
Well them and the profile lilim herself, who like most of the profile monsters is probably married.

>>19768816
>Living Armor
Also bodyguards.

>>19768779
>Wait a minute, this isn't my new PC parts!

>A tasty treat has entered my web!

>>19768841
True. And of course there's the already obvious professions like Leanan Sidhe being in the arts, Cyclops smiths/steelworkers/etc, Hakutaku teachers, and so on.

>This kills the rapespidercow

>>19768903
If they're part cow can they be milked?

I had an idea of an adventurer duo (guy and woman) ending up fighting a Lilim.
They lose, but the fight impressed the lilim so she gives the lady a choice on what she became.

>>19768914
Yes.
Dairy Ushis are quite terrifingly busty

>>19768914
Yes.

>>19768903
Could you bully an Ushi-Oni by pronouncing it like “Ussione”?

>Australian boy attempts to get home after school

Replacing my momsters panties with spats

>>19768861
PC parts you say?

>>19768920
This reeks of Iron Beast.

>>19768935
That could backfire.

>Get two succubi
>tie their tails together
>???
Profit

>>19768947
Not everything has to be "sexsexsex" all the time.

>>19768946
Automatons are the cutest computers.

>>19768914
Yeah but I'm sure it wouldn't be appealing. Like how they make silk but it's all rough and shit..

>>19768963
How about fightsexsex?

>>19768968
All monster milk is appealing by default.

>>19768947
And?
It's not that bad an idea even if it came from him.

>>19768984
What am I looking at here?

>>19768944
Replacing my tomboy momster's spats with lace panties

>>19768953
pls no i don’t even have a gibus yet

>>19768984
>cold milk
I like my milk warm

>>19769000
ice cold is best milk

>>19768996
Experiment gone right.

>>19768963
>DYEL fighter
lol

>>19768984
>corpse milk
I'll have to pass.

>>19768963
But with Beast it's always fightfightfight

>>19768999
Now I wish I could draw so I could do a shitty joke image of that

>>19769022
But it's the best kind of milk!

>>19769038
I have a policy of not drinking anything that leaks out of a dead body.

>>19769038
No this is!

>>19769028
I have plenty of ideas that have no fighting anon.
But half of those are borderline shitposting.

>>19769044
Let me guess, you like your steak well done?

>>19769044
Technically MGE zombies aren't really "dead".

>>19769052
Not him but I have mine rare as the restaurant will serve it and I still wouldn't drink anything from the undead. Raw meat is good, rotten meat is garbage.

>>19769059
They are dead as fuck, dude.

>>19769059
Liches look amazing in one piece swimsuits.

>>19769050
I want meaty houris.
The metiest eros has!

>>19769059
Once a lifeless body, always a lifeless body. Well, sometimes an animate lifeless body that's also a cruel mockery of the natural order.

>>19769065
>posting old profile

>>19769022
It's guaranteed to taste wonderful.

>>19769073
Whoops, didn't realize. Either way, the one you posted still says zombies used to be corpses, so they're still dead.

>>19769081
>According to one theory, it is said that zombies aren't human corpses reanimated by Demonic energy. Instead, they're human corpses that have changed into a living race called zombies.
>a living race

>>19769087
For context, this theory is regarding why zombies can get pregnant and give birth to the same type of zombie, said zombie proceeding to grow up and mature.

Basically the undead in the MGE are not truly dead but rather are a different form/definition of life.

>>19769065
>They are dead as fuck, dude.
Yeah but can I fuck it?

>>19769087
>according to one theory
That's about as real as the doomsday web in the Nacha profile.
Also
>human corpses that have changed into a living race
>human corpses
They were still dead at one point, regardless.

>>19769096
>zombie daughteru
Now that would be an interesting experience.

A Phantom and Leanan Sidhe arguing about how to best write their toku show, while the hero plus his Kunoichi and Ochimusha costars just try to bring smiles to people's faces each week.

>>19769114
>no adoptive zombie daughter who looks at you like this

>>19769087
How are those not the same thing
>a corpse what now is alive
>a corpse what now is alive

>>19769102
>They were still dead at one point, regardless.

So? I was a single cell at one point, doesn't really define what I am now.

I kind of like how the undead in KC's world seem to refer to themselves as the "undying" rather than the dead. As far as they and their goddess Hel are concerned, being undead is merely a new life or extension of life from a previous stage.

>>19769151
Cow? Demon? Demon cow?

>>19769165
Cowlim.

>>19769080
But extracting it is awkward.

>>19769151
She's perfect.

>>19769165
De-Moo-n.

>>19769159
How is that different from literally any other undead though? No matter how you're saying it, it's still "a person who used to be dead who isn't now and can't die again" They still died, my dude.

>>19769099
The question you should be asking is: Can she ask for more once you do?

>>19769185
>De-Moo-n.

>>19769099
I don't see why not.

>>19769102
Not the zombie daughterus

>>19769202
Would milk and get milked by.

>>19769189
Well most other undead don't retain or gain all of the following:

1. Soul
2. Memories
3. Sapience
4. Rotting ceasing, body regenerating
5. Ability to sexually reproduce

Sure, some versions will have a few of those things, but not all of them.

Basically they become like living things in every sense except that they used to be dead (and that's not even a factor for those who were literally born from an undead mother).

Oh, and they can die again (just noen are known to have died of old age). Its outright noted that before they got Hel's protection many types of the undead in KC's world could be easily killed in various ways.

>>19769202
Gonna milk her good

You may only pick one.

>>19769231
Cyc.

What would you do in this situation?

>>19769178
Sucking titty isn't impossible to understand.

>>19769260

>>19769260
I said awkward, not difficult. As in, you're either suckling from, or milking cold, dead tits while their owner either stares at you unflinchingly, or moans from the touch and body heat.
Lot of hassle for a glass of milk.

>>19769231
Scylla

>>19769275
I want to see how big lich-san will go before she realizes I'm messing with her, but not unappreciative.

>>19769280
>hassle
For you maybe.

>"It was so nice of you to come along, Anon. We're all gonna have so much fun together~"

>>19769301
>mfw the Oni looks more muscular than me

Fuck I hate being a fat piece of shit

>>19769227
Pharaoh and Vampire say hi. Also I'd like to contest two entries on your list.
>soul
Where is the proof that any of them have a soul? How do you define it or prove it's presence? Which undead species would you say don't have a soul and what do? Or even just monster species in general? An intangible and unknowable concept cannot be used as evidence.
>sexual reproduction
Aside from ghost and skeletons almost all undead can reproduce, and the only limiter on zombies was whether the womb was there/whether it needed to be regenerated. It's a magic sex world, even the dead can procreate. Plus in magic KC-land I'm sure there's a way even those with no womb could find a way or get a womb. Although I will grant you that any zombies born from sexual reproduction as a zombie would not technically qualify as undead since they didn't die to achieve that state.

>>19769308
She'll help you lift. After all, she wants to watch the sweat roll off a hunk's body as his muscles flex and bulge.

>>19769301
You bet we are. By the way, I'm ranking all of your horns on how well they serve as handlebars when I hit you from behind, so line up and assume your position.

>>19769323
By my expert opinion they all work quite well, either for pounding from behind or irrumating

>>19769334
I dunno, the blue haired one might present problems from behind. The horns are very forward centered and don't have a lot of curve to them. Luckily I will restore some points to her because she did leave her ponytail up for use.

>>19769310
>Pharaoh and Vampire say hi

>>19769310
>Pharaoh and Vampire say hi.
Wait, what point of mine are you arguing by mentioning them?

>Where is the proof that any of them have a soul? How do you define it or prove it's presence? Which undead species would you say don't have a soul and what do? Or even just monster species in general? An intangible and unknowable concept cannot be used as evidence.
But they aren't an unknowable concept in the MGE, indeed they are pretty well understood and can be influenced by magic. Ghosts are outright stated to be materialized souls. Plus Hel refers to the undead existence as a continuation of an existing person's life, something she wouldn't do if their soul went somewhere else.

KC even referred to resurrection magic as the recalling of the soul to the body.

Heck, some houris are born from the souls of human women.

In other words I'd say all monster girls have souls, even if some like kitsune-bi have to basically grow their own.

I want to snap a loli Rata's clit with a rubber band.

This is one strange mage.

>>19769401
Then if all monster girls have souls what point are you trying to make by listing it as a criteria? There wouldn't be a single undead MG without it.

>what point of mine are you arguing by mentioning them?
Touting two more besides zombies that meet all criteria on the list easily.

>>19769402
I want to hang a baskest of delicious fruits out of reach from a greenworm.

>>19769355
>Anon trying to reach and grab her horns but they’re just a bit too far

I think I might've missed the thread when it was last discussed, but is the black triangular protrusion on the Kraken's head a hat?

>>19769452
Be careful, Anon. They're very crafty.

And probably can climb up walls.

>>19769463
If this bit of art is anything to go by, yes.

>>19769476
Thats why you hang it up like a chandelier. Then put bubblewrap on the walls and ceilings so if they try to climb the wall it'll pop and scare them off.

>>19769439
>Then if all monster girls have souls what point are you trying to make by listing it as a criteria? There wouldn't be a single undead MG without it.
I was comparing them to undead in other settings and franchises, which I thought was what you were comparing them to when you asked what separated KC's undead from any other undead.

>Touting two more besides zombies that meet all criteria on the list easily.
Ah, I see. Thing is when I say undead I mean the undead type in KC's setting, i.e. all of them including vampires and pharaohs (the latter of whom were sort of dead at one point as well). I feel like there's been a serious miscommunication here.

>>19769476
>Smug Greenworm takes a moment to stop chewing and stick her tongue out at you before returning to the basket of fruit with gusto

>>19769480
That would indeed be proof, unfortunately it wasn't drawn by KC. Plus there is always the possibility that this particular kraken simply lacks the head protrusion.

>>19768211
Which is their father.

>>19769520
What the untalented Mr. Gaylord here is trying to say is, yes, it's a hat

>>19769503
I just thought you were trying to put KCs zombies on some kind of pedestal over the other undead MGs. But I've also have about 4 days worth of work in 2 days so I'm braindead as fuck right now.

Anyways, carry on mate.

>>19769498
People like you deserve to get matango'd.

>>19769522
>denying lonely men potential wives
Go fuck yourself.

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, welcome the thunder storms and watch what girls enjoy the downpour

>>19769420
The more of girls like Ghost, Kitsune-bi, or the ghost-like Ittan-Momen, the better.

>>19769231
Snek? Snek. Scylla's not bad, but kraken is my sea wife.

>>19769562
Touch reverse scale. Got it.

>>19769566
>Touch reverse scale
You mean Fuck them in the ass?

>>19769575
>Snake ass
Out with her.

>>19769562
>Anon is sitting alone under a bus stop canopy watching the rain
>”Ah well. At least I’m heading home.”
>’isn’t the rain beautiful?’
>”Yeah. ... Wait what?”
>A demure Nureonago is now sitting next to him, pleasantly smiling and staring out at the wilderness landscape across the way.
>She turns to look at anon, closes er eyes and gently places her head on his shoulder and gives a gentle contented sigh.
>’i love days like this’

>>19769590
Snake ass is best ass.

Good news all, MGR got enough donations to move forward with translating the next section of World Guide 2, pages 26-34.

>>19769602
Damn it, that's too comfy. I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do anything but mutter out a 'Y-yeah.' If she wraps her arm around mine or, god forbid, holds my hand, then she'll officially have a husband

>>19769627
I want to read the Dragonia guide.

>>19769602
>That moment where Anon doesn't want to shoo her off as its rude and he doesn't want an awkward feeling between the two while also knowing that anything he says may get him a humble slime wife.

The most difficult of choices

>>19769627
Wow already? I read the post saying they only needed like 100 bucks but damn, that was fast

>be married to a phantom
>she's a famous novelist who has written romance novels in several different genres
>nobody knows that her books are actually just transcripts for the fantasies she shares with you

>>19769627
Damn it, I meant World Guide 3.

>>19769637
>not wanting a humble slime wife

>>19769660
Some men don't.
I'm not one of them.
Would help her get excess mass just so she can shove it in her chest.
That and so we can make daughters.

>>19769655
So she'd be a... ghost writer?

>>19769669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab-wiZViCYY

>>19769669
I hope you put on sunglasses and blasted The Who when you posted that

>>19769660
But I want a haughty and bold slime wife, who is a confident mover and shaker in the local business scene.

>>19769679
Whatever floats your boat.

>>19769637
It would be interesting to see the antics a nureonago might go to in order to get you to smile at them.

>>19769679
I think mostly only Dark slimes are up to that one.
A Queen dark slime would be an absolute nightmare to try and handle.

>>19769683
Hire a cheshire to make you laugh

>>19769660
Wife slimes are for maximum comfy. Her muted expressions are so calming. I'd want to come up behind her while she's making dinner and shove myself up her butt. She'd meekly protest at first, but then reach back to caress my face and say dinner can wait.

>>19769627
Wonder where this is gonna go next. Due to the two pages we already have translated from previews, pretty safe bet that they can do the spells intro and arecheomancy all in one go, as its only like 7-8 pages again. But fuck magic is 14 pages long, even minus the 2 we already have translated

>>19769689
>shove myself up her butt
That's an, uh, interesting choice of words there.

>>19769660
I want to bury my face in that Nureonago's rear.

>>19769682
>>19769685
Just what I had in mind. A Queen dark slime would be wonderful though, and ideally a goal I'd aim for after marrying a dark slime.
I'll take a Queen dark slime trio of megane-type onee-sans with hime cuts and wizard hats.

>>19769693
Only for degenerates

"Y-you will?"

>>19769660
I want my eel, dammit. The only substitute I'll accept is a kitsune.

>>19769701
After careful review and tanuki council, I have decided to sign your contract. Provided you strike the clause about never being more than thirty feet from each other, that is. That's rather silly.

>>19769701
Anyone translate what that "Contract of Obedience" is in WG3?

>>19769701
>"Of course. Oh wait, you forgot something here."
>write in 'Party A, hereto refered to as Wife, must give Party B, Husband, all the babies.'

>>19769715
One eel, coming up.

>>19769721
You shouldn't trust Tanuki council.
They can barely get out of bed in the morning on their own and require domestic help to survive.
I bet her advice was "Yeah, sure, why not?"

>>19769701
Why is he using a pencil?

Why is he not signing in blood?

>>19769690
Once they start doing individual spells they want to try to spread things out so that we get a variety rather than having to wait for one spell family to be done before going to the next. i.e. the idea would be to do a commission where one archeomancy spell is translated, plus one nymphomancy spell, etc.

>>19769736
>that picture illustrates my every experience with bacon
We are the same, she and I

>>19769725
Not yet, but we do have the quote from a demon regarding it.

>Here, first I'll scrub your body in the bath hm? Then, I'll make you feel good An appointment with Onee-san...
~Being made a husk by Demon's Contract of Obedience~

Sounds like it might just be means for a monster to fawn on you without any resistance.

Get zapped.

>>19769742
Huh. That makes sense, but I could still see them doing the smaller magic schools like ritual magic all at once

Necronomicon wife! easily portable and with limitless forbidden knowledge!

>>19769275
>kuu-cow
M-my heart

>>19769743
TFW you will never lick grease burns better

>>19769766
Similar concept, but I've always wanted to see a Mimic librarian who has vast collections of books and scrolls instead of gold.

>>19769759
I want to massage and kiss those velvet furred feet of hers.

>>19769759
Raiju memes,now

All you need to get a foxy fox wife is some fried tofu. It's that easy.
>put a plate of fried tofu under a large box held up by a stick
>you hear the box fall and something rustles around inside until you lift it up
>it's a bombshell GILF fox who is beet-red from the embarrassment of being caught like this
>you get under the box with her and the rustling continues, now accompanied by lots of lewd sounds

>>19769754
>Being made a husk
They mean figuratively, right?

>>19769869
It'd be a good term for when all the levels are drained.

>>19769837
Embarrassed foxes are cute. They deserve headpats and consoling.

>>19769837
I want to fuck a 2000 year old grannyfox whos never even had an orgasm before!

>>19769799

>>19769931
>2000 years
>expecting her to not have at least masturbated
Those are some steep expectations, anon.

>>19769766
You are like a little baby.

I wanna minotaur to spit in my mouth

>>19769973
If she wants her first one to be extra special you shouldn't judge her anon.

>>19769978
why tho?

>>19769978
What a weirdo

Kitty!

>>19769995
Because it shows she cares

>>19770001
>that resolution
hang your head in shame

>>19770001
Go back to >>>/c/ and stay there.

>>19770011
You can take your epic reaction images and go with him.

A wonderful night.

>>19769931
I would imagine that her first orgasm is so powerful she'll be temporarily mindbroken for an hour or so. She may even be so pent up, she'll come uncontrollably just from seeing your dick

>>19770001
Gonna moo-lest all those cows, and they can't stop me.

>>19770041
>derailing a fdom post with mdom
This always happens
Fuck off

>>19770011
You appear upset

>>19770034
Like touching her ears?

>>19770041
maledom a shit
>>19770050
musashi!

Cow butts are underrated

>>19770059
>Cow bellies are underrated
ftfy

>>19770049
>derailing
You could just ignore it and continue on with your discussion rather than stopping dead in your tracks to complain

>>19770049
>>19770054
Fuck off back to your hugbox.

>>19770052
She'll have a ten minute long orgasm from that, so be careful

>>19770073
Don't respond to the minotaur autist.

>>19770063
>tfw you will never be smothered by those glorious calcium cannons

>>19770073
What hugbox? just stating facts
>>19770069
He would just reply to all of it with that derailing bs

>>19770088
i know, it hurts

>>19770091
>You're only allowed to talk about maledom when I say so!
Are you a mod? If not, then you can fuck right off.

>>19770069
Don't reply to it.

>>19770098
>Are you a mod? If not, then you can fuck right off.
your poor tastes aside thats the spirit!

>>19768670
I want an Ice Queen criminal boss who runs one of those Ice Bars as a place for shady deals and illegal activities.

Oh great, it's another "maledomfag derails the thread because people keep responding to bait" episode

Don't make me post Siths

>>19770098
I never said they weren't allowed to talk about it
Just don't derail

Is it considered bad taste to lewdly tease your shoulder angel and shoulder demon?

>>19770112
Don't lie, you just want to post Siths.

>>19770108
Would she insist on keeping you in a chair by her side at all times?

>>19770112
Self-awareness is, as ever, beyond our ken.

>>19770112
You know what we should talk about? Autumn. Saw trees with yellow and even red leaves yesterday.

>>19770093
I need to poke the cow, and I need to do it now! No matter the consequences.

>>19770127

>>19770119
D-don't tempt me! I d-don't want to post cute pussy pussy at all!

>>19770114
>you're only allowed to reply to a post if you agree with it
Where do you think you are, a fucking cocktail party?

>>19770131

>>19770131
Just imagine your busty Tomboy holst childhood friend pinning you beneath her tits and pouting because you said something stupid.
And then once you apologize she ends up not letting you out because she got comfy being so close to you and fell asleep.

>>19770123
>Bundled up Anon sitting at a table next to some kind of ice-themed Monster Girl Mafia.
>A pack of feral Wendigos fighting over some stretchy meat. Looking at you as a potential next meal.
>An intimidating Polar Bear Girl, who despite her massive size, you learn later she's a big softy.
>An Ice Wolf with an eyepatch. Who's been watching you the whole time with a scary look on her face.
>Yuki-Onna who runs a brothel, wearing a revealing kimono dress. Eyeing you up whenever the Ice Queen isn't looking.
>And of course, the Glacies daughter of the Ice Queen, who's infatuated with you. If you ever broke her heart, the Ice Queen would break something of yours.

>>19770151
Can you imagine her reaction when you ask if you tell her you're thirsty and could go for a nice glass of milk, straight from the source?

I want to tease a tomboy childhood friend holst so much.

>>19770151
I want my tomboy Holst childhood friend to drain my balls in my sleep

>>19770139
Never said that
Just don't derail
and how is it a "agree" matter
agree on what?

>>19770112

>>19770164
>derail
You keep using that word-I don't think it means what you think it means.

>>19770162
As long as I get to milk her in her sleep, she's free to milk me in her sleep. I just hope she isn't surprised if she wakes up pregnant.

>>19770176
He commented on a post about fdom and turned it to mdom
how is that not derailing

>>19770125
Of course it would be the cheshire retard to fuck things up though.

>>19770191
He's probably the same fucking guy samefagging. Just report him.

>>19770050
Any skincolor besides tan, chocolate or caramel on a minotaur is heresy.

>>19770186
Show me the rule that says that's not allowed.

>>19770211
Never said it wasn't allowed
Just said it was retarded

>>19770196
If that's the case, they should also have blonde or white hair mandatory, for those are the best pairings for darker skin

Stop this right nyaow!

>>19770155
>Glacies-chan spends the whole night either cuddling anon or shooting death glares at girls walking by.

>>19770159
Would you tease her until she passed out with a huge blush on her face? Would you make her blush even harder when she wakes up by fucking her tits in her sleep so she wakes up to your cum gushing out of her cleavage?

>>19770162
>"Anon's dick... It's so big..."
>"Is he like this because of my tits? Ah! It twitched!"
>"...I kinda wanna... no! It'd be a crime! ...But he's like this because of me..."
>"Fuck it. This cock is mine! Mmmmph~! Guck Guck Guck Guck!"
>"Mmmfff! So tasty... One more go can't hurt..."
And then anon woke up to the sight of his childhood friend's lips wrapped around his dick in her sleep.

>>19770228
Reminder that Cu got showtime in the new book while Cait got nada.

>>19770257
I know and it's great, because I never really liked Cu's profile art conpared to Cait.

>>19770257
Really twists your whiskers eh?

All about battle with the high orc would be awesome
though beyond the loving sex, not sure what I would do with an orc tribe if I win

>>19770214
Anon, shouldn't you be in bed? I'm pretty sure school has started where you are and your mom will be angry if you stay up too late.

>>19770277
You turn that tribe into a horde. Become da bigga boss.

>>19770277
I bet her H'Orc musk gets more and more powerful as she gets sweaty from fighting.

It's a battle against time!

>>19770247
I don't know why I find fucking a girl in her sleep so arousing, I just do. I'd keep pumping as much semen as my balls could make down her throat and between her breasts all night long. I hope it gives her some nice dreams.

>>19770283
Not an argument

>>19770257
Good, Cait a shit.

>>19770277
Simple
>Impregnate all the orcs
>Teach children old wisdom
>high org daughter leads sisters collecting shopping with a warcry of "for the horde!"

>>19770247
Well hopefully she won't get too mad if I took a couple pictures.

>>19770298
Just imagine letting your dick get hard by pressing it against her sleeping lips and then slowly sliding it in and feeling her start instinctively sucking on it.

>>19770285
Do I have to smash some heads and beat all her gits first, or can I just challenge the warboss and krump her?

>>19770299
Anon, if the idea someone replying to "I like X" with "I like Y" offends you, then you shouldn't have come to this site.

>>19770326
Depends on if there already is a warboss. If there isn't you'll have to make the position yourself and that takes hard work.

>>19770331
ok then I guess it's time to derail every mdom post

>>19770290

>>19770320
She'd get incredibly flustered and demand that you delete those photos.
And before you can even do so she'd accuse you of blackmailing her into doing lewd things to her before proceeding to give you a ball draining titfuck to keep you from "leaking those photos"

>>19770335
I'd like to see you try.

>>19770336
Gonna get Oink'd

>>19770339
But that might result in more photos!

>>19770346
Stop giving him (you)s you colossal deficient.

>>19770321
Even better if her tongue and throat wrap around you in ways different from when she's awake, making it feel even more amazing. Now the real question is: after you're spent, do you clean her up or leave her tits and face covered in your cum and face her fury come morning?

>>19770346
>>19770355
I want to see a humble but well-trained Kung Fu panda defend her monastery from a brash but surprisingly talented High Orc raider!

Can I get a less dangerous snake?

>>19770355
>"What's wrong big boy? Never had your cock sucked before? Just lay back and let big sis take care of everything~"
That's not even getting into the fact that the rest of the tribe would be watching her rape you, masturbating and waiting for their turns.

>>19770356
Then she'll just have to keep doing lewd things because of your "blackmail."

>>19770367
This safe enough?

>>19770362
Cleaning her up pays off in the short term, but if you keep dodging her wrath eventually she's going to start enjoying you using her lewd body in her sleep and start going to bed with less and less of her pajamas until you're able to spread her legs and mating press her in her sleep.

>>19770334
>make the position yourself
Now I'm imagining using the Shadow of Mordor Nemesis system to help raise a P'orc through the ranks and become warboss before finally fighting her at the top of her game and making your beloved warboss bride.

>>19770369
>Holst tomboy constantly dragging you behind school during lunch to "convince" you to delete those lewd photos of her
I wonder if she'd do more if videos were involved.

>>19770376
Excellent. Don't wake the daughter snek.

>>19770355
I want to tease a chubby B'orc whose musk smells like fresh baked cinnamon rolls

>>19770277
I would fight the High orc by being moar wild then here
she roars, I'll roar louder!

>>19770382
>build her up from a humble grunt all the way to the top, interfering whenever she seems to be losing
>finally humble her in battle in front of all of her followers so they will know you are the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep you down
>but then...
>her blood-sister shows up to take revenge
>she's reached the top without your help
>she saw her sister rise through the ranks and wanted to do the same, and somehow she managed to do it all without the interference of magical man with the ghost of a horny Elf girl Stand
This fight won't be as easy.

>>19770398
Does she work in the B'orkery?

A friendly reminder to lubricate doll joints so they don't lock up at inopportune times.

>tfw you find a really great piece of art
>but then you notice the tail is fake and just a buttplug
Nothing kills a boner faster. Same goes for animal ear headbands.

>>19770367

>>19770392
>"Aah~ You bastard. I can't believe your forcing me to make a sextape with you. Haven't you had enough of blackmailing me."
>you both film seven hours of continuous sex with most of the stuff initiated by her unprompted
I feel like it'd get to a point where you would come in to a private room with her and there would already be cameras set up

>>19770443
>It turns out your Holst childhood friend is just a huge pervert who likes somnophilia and sexual blackmail.

>>19770367

>>19770451
>Spike her food with sleep aids just to see what happens
>She goes down like a brick, and you do the usual
>Or at least you start to; some of the medication gets into her milk so you pass out mid-titfuck
>Both of you wake to your hard cock between her tits

>>19770411
>"Man-meat!"
>Urtah the Easily Impregnated appears
>"You stole my blood sister...Do you know how hard it is to get a blood sister? You're lucky if you get five in a litter."

>>19770461
>"Filthy pervert! I get it, you'll only be satisfied if I drain your balls with my tits right?"
>Her attempt at sounding like she's being blackmailed is undercut somewhat by the fact that she's got a perverted smile and heartpupils.

>>19770458
I never noticed her smile there. This is cuter than I thought.

>>19770443
>Anon gets into video editing so he can release the videos he took with his Holst friend onto the internet while managing to hide their identities.
>Everything goes fine up until the Minotaur delinquent confronts him with one of his videos.

>>19770489
I bet tomboy Holst would slip anon some "stimulants" to make it so she can milk him for hours.

Is your waifs some lame L7 or is she a cool C-Moon?

>>19770494
>"Hey, you pervy little runt...This shit is really hot. Let me in on it."
>now anon is "blackmailing" the mino delinquent

>>19770509
I bet it's Manticore venom

>>19770511
you what?

>tfw you will never be the young squire of a beautiful paladin
>ywn spike her food with demon realm ingredients and your own semen
>she will never tell you that your cooking is the best she's ever had every day

Pomf =3

>>19770518
>Holst asks her Manticore Biology teacher about how to increase semen production
>Just gives her a small smile, plucks out some spikes and hands her them.

>>19770536
Do not.

>>19770563
If it's an imouto, it's okay. Daughterus are no go.

>>19770563
Don’t what, anon?
There’s nothing untoward about little wolfus on the bed.

>>19770572
The correct approach.

>>19770585
Indeed. Now if you'll excuse me, I must cumflate my Alice imouto before I send her off to school. Can't have her start the day on an empty stomach

>>19770515
>Anon now has two busty cowgirls insisting that he's blackmailing them into fucking him.
>In reality he just has two very pushy girlfriends who he finds very cute.

>>19770601
>holst is plump and soft while mino is muscled and toned, but both have the same enormous tits that sandwich your dick every day
Sounds like the life

>>19770601
>Getting to start every morning getting double titfucked from tomboy cow girlfriends
I'd be so tempted to make a joke about being the one getting milked.

>>19770615
You should, just to see how weakly they bullshit the blackmail thing that time.

>>19770617
But that might make them mad.

>>19770636
Well of course it would, you're "blackmailing" them! You don't have to be nice.

cute submissive nee-sans

>>19770642
Well then hopefully they aren't too mad when I "blackmail" them into marriage!

>>19770665
They might let the act slip a bit and get really emotional. Especially the Holst.

>>19770675
I imagine the blackmail-play would get kinda boring after a few months anyway.

>>19770675
That's the plan, anon. Then I can move on from that blackmail stuff and live a comfortable live with my tomboy cow wives.

>>19770676
Just imagine all the different scenarios they could dream up for the three of you together.

>>19770680
>three of you
Wrong anon, anon! Though I would be a fan of roleplaying out different scenarios like this with my waifus though.

So, I've been reading the roulette an I've been thinking.
If there was a service that brought monsters here, how tech savy do you want them to be?

I want a pack of mouse maids to distract and play around with while they are trying to work!

>>19770718
Enough to work a toilet, I'll do the rest

I rather enjoyed the idea last thread about a prehistoric Amazon frozen in ice awakening in our day, so I did a painstaking artistic rendition of it.

>>19770758
Will you like, ever refine your art into something bearable to look at twice?

>>19770764
You're just too dumb to get it. To be fair you need a fairly high IQ to appreciate my art.

>>19770426
For me it's four ears.
Just stick that shit on the sides of the head.

>>19770774
Best fox.

>>19770277
>one tribe
You're thinking far too small, anon. Once you have a tribe under your command the only thing to do is conquer even more tribes. In doing so, you unite the warring p'orc tribes to form an army that even the Order will learn to fear. Then you begin raiding the surrounding towns for supplies before laying siege to the king's castle, overwhelming their defenses with a sea of soft pink flesh. And when you finally breach the walls, depose the monarch, and take his throne for yourself, all will know you as the bandit king!

>>19770403
>anon and high orc have just been sitting and screaming at each other for two hours
>other p'orcs just cover their ears wondering when one of them will get tired

>>19770788
>bandit king
Do you even dual wield though?

>>19770802
I dual wield two sets of p'orc titties on my bandit throne.

>>19770802
What's the best weapons to dual wield?

>>19770814
Hatchet.

>>19770814
Sword in one hand, spear in the other
Or a pair of army/hunting knives

>>19770814
Scythes.
Not sickles or kamas.
Double chuuni or bust.

>>19770785
>manga where all the couples actually end up fucking
That was a nice change of pace.

I feel sad that I will never have my lich wife enjoy my cooking.

>>19770826
Considering how heavy a traditional threshing scythe is, I don't see that ending well.

>>19770847
By comparison to most with similar content, yeah it was. One of the few complete manga I have in my collection. The anime was meh. I still hum "hypertension" from time to time. It's just another reminder to me of why I hate anime original endings.

>>19770788
That sounds like way too many p'orcs to handle.