/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19582739
>No MVs in the OP

>>19582739
Can your make a new thread and put this mv in it please?
https://youtu.be/tJYCLGHHFi0

>>19582739
Who is this?

>>19582792
>doesn't know Su the yellow bandjo

Wasuta

>>19582832
Yes.

>>19582792
emi from desu rabbits

>>19582766
nop. koto is old and irelevant

>>19582923
sounds incredibly alt to me

>>19582792
susan (Susan is a feminine given name, from Persian Lily flower, from Old French Susanne, from Latin Susanna, from Greek Sousanna, from Hebrew Shoshanna, roughly equivalent to the name Rose. Common nicknames for Susan include: Sue (disambiguation), Susie, Suzi, Suzy, Suzie, Suze, Sanna, Suzie, Sookie, Sukie, Sukey, Subo, Suus (Dutch))

This thread needs some frog.

i like task have fun

>>19582753
Task Have Fun is Idol unit consisting of Fuuka, Kyouka, and Natsuki. Life is full of tasks. If so, clear those tasks while enjoying them.

>>19582955
She is the most average looking idol I've ever seen. She could be any American / European. Explain the fascination with this Sukey.

>>19582994
Die.

>>19582973
hope you also like dick in your ass, because you're going to prison.

>>19582994
>average
>any American/European
LMAO

>>19583018

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1533420611731.webm

>>19582973
>>19582979
THF IS THE GOAT

>>19583253
>It’s another Alt Idol Gaybook pedophile poster

>>19583376
Holy fuck Ringo got fat

>>19583376
Can see Ringo's bulge

>>19583648
LOSE WEIGHT BITCH

>>19583606
>>19583805
Retard.

I can't believe ringo is fucking fat now

i want to rub ribs with all my favorite skelly idols

I want to give Megumi a creampie!

Oh.

>>19584252
I want a sloppy anojob

I wanna snort a line of coke off Yuzu’s belly

>>19584394
Get out of here

>>19584394
Please do not do that she is my future wife thank you!

>>19584394
Desu.Rabbit posters are crazy coke fiends - what a shock.

>>19584430
No! My love for Yuzu is pure!

>>19584235
i want megumon to give me a creampie

>>19584485
Same.

All idols should be this thin, tired of fat pigs pretending to be idols.

The cheerleader effect, also known as the group attractiveness effect, is the cognitive bias which causes people to think individuals are more attractive when they are in a group.

>>19584546
not really, all those bitches are ugly besides perorin

>>19584546
Actually, it's the opposite.
Take Ao for example.
Hot af when alone, weird and goofy looking in a group.

>>19584615
The cheerleader effect is a well documented cognitive bias, it isn't my opinion, mate.

Also when Ao takes photos of herself it is at a perfect angle for her which makes her look better.

I knew this would happen. Ano and Chiffon have finally transformed into boys. This is your new Melt More! combo, kids.

>>19584660
Both those guys are cuter than napi.

>>19584544
Idols should come in all shapes and sizes so every wota can find an idol with their preferred shape, size, hair length/color, bust size etc etc etc.
Idols is for everyone not just those with a particular preference.

>>19584675
fuck off fat fuck

>>19584685
talk about projection your typing makes it obvious you're well over 400 lbs and no taller than 5'2.
Take a breather before you respond I wouldn't want you suffering a cardiac infraction.

>>19584675
na, you have to be thinnnnnn to be an idol
everyone else is just a fat chick pretending

>>19584703
Can an idol be too thin?

>>19584701
fcuk oof, im too lazy to eat and all i can afford are nuts and water

>>19584712
Amazing that you reached 400 lbs just from the nutrients you get from sucking cock, that's a kind of dedication not a good kind but a kind none the less.

>>19584674
I hate to admit it, but you're right. Napi looks like she just climbed out of the mother ship and is waiting to be taken to our leader.

>>19584728
Id let her probe me ;)))))

>>19584726
cmon annon, im a professional bulimic my breath stench and my hands conmstantly shake

>>19584544
fuck off I like my idol FAT

anyway its quite impossible do you how much idol fucking eat

Riko took a photo with all the members except Ruka. The only crossover I wanted. Feelsbadman.

>>19584762
nothing because they dont get paid enough

>>19584708
Pochi says yes.

>>19584762
the fattest part of koto is her chest

I love Yuzu!!

pochi is about 2-3kg too thin, if she gained just a bit of weight she'd be perfect

>>19584806
>those t-rex hands

>>19584767
then how come they take photos of their food so much

and they are fed by their management/producers

>>19584829
Her arms too, it's too bad because she got a cute face, but those arms and hands are ghastly.

>>19584806
absolutely disgusting

>>19584838
actually all those gross sweets and parfaits are of the producers themselves. they just hand them to girls for a moment to pose with it and then kick them off make and eat the treats in front of them

>>19584826
at least 3kg and that's taking into account that she's only 150cm tall

>>19584806
They'd probably still feel nice on my cock, haha, just thinking out loud!

>>19584861
maybe in normie idol land faggot

>>19584901
it's the same thing everywhere. stop deluding yourself kid. in fact, most producers can't even afford a proper condo

What happened to Rei Kuromiya?

>>19584980
She didn't want to continue as an idol and is now focusing completely on her band Bratz. The idol world is worse off for it.

>>19584984
But she don't have any talents at all.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how ugly the saka sama girls truly are.

>>19585014
dont give that pedo any attention, he's just mad his favorite 12 year old child porn subject isn't an idol anymore.

>>19585014
doesn't*

And she is fine as a female buttrock singer. One of their songs is in an anime or something

>>19585023
>projecting this much

I don't know anything about idols
What does "alternative" mean idol wise?
Gimmicks? Music? Cuteness? Lewdness?

>>19585077
1.)Idols with alternative music style, stage acts, aesthetics in relation to your typical akb48 idols.
2.) Idols that are not big enough for their own threads.

>>19585077
Yeah either that they dress or act or have music that is unconvential for what most idols do. Also just idols that aren't popular enough for their own thread.

It helped when the OP had text explaining this but autistic retards took over and got rid of it.

>>19585077
The only thing you need to know is Task Have Fun.

>>19585105
task of the day: kill yourself

So, what do you think the chances that Babyraids are going to get their performance stopped tonight at TIF?

The announcer was basically threatening Maneki fans last night right before they sang kimi wazurai

>>19585114
task ikumasu

>>19585114

>>19584544
not the purest!

>>19585236
Ao's autism is so cute I wish she was my girlfriend.

>>19584762
>KOTO sales have been trending down
>KOTO we need to try something new
>KOTO put on this monkey suit and sing about monkeys

>>19585301
sick fuck

>>19585322

How do I accomplish tasks while also having fun?

>>19585411
try drinking bleach

>>19585411
Listen to Task Have Fun while doing your tasks in order to have fun while doing tasks.

>>19585424
That does not sound like much fun at all

My favorite thing about the anon that calls everyone pedos is that he only makes these posts when certain groups or idols are posted and completely ignores other groups or idols of the same age. It is almost like he has an agenda against Task Have Fun or something...

>>19585437
Well he certainly is no fun at all that's for sure

Shut up curly

>>19585437
Sick fuck.

>>19585533
watch out for snek pure girl!

>>19585533
What group is the idol on the left from?

>>19585542
NGT48

>>19585561
>48
Welp looks like im never gonna get into her group. Into the trash she goes.

>>19585542
NGT 48's Ogino Yuka

Called out on the podcast AGAIN

monogatari @ TIF 2018 Smile Garden Stage
https://a.doko.moe/pgmurs.mp4

>>19585650
timestamp

>>19585656
is the last song a Matsukuma Kenta song too? it sounds like him too.

>>19585656
thanks! karen is so hot

>>19585657
4:56:12

>>19586039
They don't have a 5 hour podcast.

Sky Stage is the best stage.

>>19584615

To be fair it's not her fault, the other nijicons are just too pretty.

>>19584980
>>19584984

Didn't she get a boyfriend? fuckinf whore.

>>19586419

Smile Garden is the best stage.

>>19586480
No.

>>19586419
そうですね
https://a.doko.moe/xbyggh.mp4

>started posting about monogatari and Usa a few months ago
>plant the seeds in these threads about how they're a good idol group that people should know about
>multiple anons now post about monogatari on a regular basis
All according to plan, boys.

man bonds are really fucking retarded lol

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1026032531072634880/pu/vid/1280x720/9ZGrBMbvRoLoFufU.mp4

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1026030120115396608/pu/vid/1280x720/lgvCViW1CgE-hsMF.mp4

>that guy that got dragged by his neck
jesus christ

>>19586529
>find out about her DVDs
guess I'm a monogatari fan now

>>19586559
What?

>>19586574
Who?

>>19586574
Anon is just talking nonsense. Don't think about it further.

>>19586651
Ok. Good.

>>19586559
care to share?

>>19586673
No. :)

>>19586681
Pure!

of course monogatari "fans" are just pedos dogwhistling while they really just want to jerk off to the disgusting gravure videos

kys pedos

>>19586529
>>17819293

>>19586694
Nah, Usa's just really cute.

Also, stop projecting.

>>19586694
I just like their music. i didn't know about Usa's past until just now.

Usa is Bijin as fuck, she could easily be a Nijicon.

>>19586694
Rude!
>>19586687
>>19586703
indeed

>>19586681
Is that dress an outfit for one of their songs? They're all wearing it on this show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1JvvDmApMw

>>19586719
not sure, I only took notice of her a couple of days ago

that piece of fish is literally me but unironically

>>19586726
仕方がないね

what was the straw that broke the camel's back, and caused this thread to be a disgusting pedo haven

>>19586758
そだね

>>19586769
The mommy posters left.

>>19586769
Japan starting making idol groups with loli members.

Oh wait, it's always been that way.

>>19586769
that crazy weirdo who calls everyone a pedo showed up

>>19586480

She likes boys?

>>19587023
I should listen to the BRATS CD again.

>>19587023
>>19587023

She was dating one, so i guess she does.

I just want to have fun

>>19587079
ME TOO!

>>19586548
>>19586548
Actually I found them a little bit less aggressive than the past years (or a least they use a good cop/bad cop tactic now).
Grabbing lifted guy by the neck and them strangling them on the floor while pushing them down each time they try to stand up is still their signature move.

tfw you're chilling with pinchike acquaintances while drinking some beers at their camping place, and the full army of BONDS come in "hey man, be careful with alcohol, don't cause trouble, ha ha" with two or three cameras filming probably in order to produce some propaganda movie showing how diplomatic they are

>>19587372
Riko is cutest.

>>19587448
>watermelon meme
The saga continues

>>19587162

Did you get strangled?

Did you see Nijicon? If the answer is no, why did you waste your time?

/alt/ idol shticks that would be profitable and have not been tried yet:
-esports idol group
-virtual youtuber idol group
-regular idol group that does covers of Michael Jackson's best hits
-idol group that exclusively preforms in the sewers
-mma idol group where a randomly selected wota can fight one of the members at their lives

Thank you for reading my brilliant idol group ideas, I hope to see at least one of them implemented in the future.
-

>>19587372
>>19587384

>there are at least 2 more people who like Riko

Damn it makes me happy for our brown kyojin

>>19587527
there have been many attempts at esports shit
i dont pay attention to virtual youtube shit, but it seems like that is something that has probably already happened

>>19584708
no

>>19587550
>there have been many attempts at esports shit
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Why the fuck hasn't it worked? It's a perfect concept. Idols who are good at games, what is not to like?

>>19586559
there's a few more that you have to know to be a real monogatari fan

>mfw new Ruka pics

>>19587519
I was kicked out on Sunday last year for thinking it was funny to lie on the floor was MIXing, and for lying about my abilities to understand when they were telling me to stop moshing during the whole festival but no strangling for me they just pushed me away to remove my wristband.
I'm not into “being MvP during show of groups that ban lift”, so I just took it easy during the Smile Garden battles (I think they avoid bringing groups that are too rowdy there since the infamous Passcode/BRGH combo two years ago).

I saw Nemoto Nagi bigs “arguments” from the other side of Smile Garden, does it count as seeing Conquistador?)

>>19587611
Red and Black?

no lewding of monogatari you sick paedophiles

>>19587742
AGREED. WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR THE MUSIC AND LIVES.

>>19587751
Absolutely
https://youtu.be/XBD9tOhRnxw?t=1211

>>19586719
yup! hope you like monogatari!

>>19586719
https://youtu.be/oTm-JyRUzH8

I took this position in various ways, but my legs were glowing.

>>19587827
mean't to put that sentence in quotes

>>19587637

Man TIF committee is so fucking dumb, they should just put the crazy groups on HOT stage not stream it and let the wotas kill themselves there.

What groups did you see? Did they have that cheki gravure event again?

>>19586419
yes it is. only stages i went this idolfes was sky stage and doll factory.

/ourgirl/ is doing alright.

>>19587778
Thanks.

>>19587972

>>19586419
waki have fun

>>19587572
cringe

oten looks like that????

>>19588302
I thought she was chubby wtf

>>19588315
Oten and Runa both lost weight.

>Nagi has a nice body but an ugly fa-

>>19588497
I miss Nonoka :(

I am starting a database cataloging all of the pedophilic posts on this board and using other social media sites to cross reference posting styles and habits. These pedophilic posts are getting out of hand.

>>19588501
If you want attention you could always just oshi-post like the rest of us.

>>19588501
I like how pedophelia has been twisted to mean ephebophilia fuck off you dumb faggot

>>19588564
Pedo freak.

>>19588564
>i like underage girls

>>19584660

How do you think this worked? Did they take one each? Swap halfway through? Or did Ano service both while Napi watched?

>>19588501
god bless #metoo for putting eyes on deviants

I love Yuzu in a yukata!!!!!

>mfw I purposely and strategically bumped multiple slow threads on page 10 so that the dedicated WaSuta thread would die

I doubt any /alt/ track released this year will top Wasuta x Adexe & Nau.

I guess I'll have to post more of my wife here

Did zenkimi not go to TIS?

>>19587527
>virtual youtuber idol group
There was one that used to make 360º livestreams but they weren't particularly interesting so they probably faded into nothingness. There are also many VYs that focus on singing as their main gimmicks but they mostly do covers instead of original compositions. There is also a duo that kind of reminds of me Nama Udon

>>19588978
Why?

>>19589674
Because he hates WaSuta

Look at this green goddess. Look at how smooooth and perfect that face is!

>>19589882
would like to poop on her dumb long face

Karin is adult woman of Japan

with voice of cartoon

is good

>>19589919
fat bitch

*slaps*

>>19589930
No!

>>19590218
Hello Yuzu's friend Hanako!

>>19589674
Because I love WaSuta and I want what's best for them.

>>19590558
disappointing body. Ririka should have worn that instead

>>19590577
>disappointing body
Disagree.
>Ririka should have worn that
Agree.

>>19590558
not alt
in fact they are corporate as fuck

>>19590718
>not alt
>corporate as fuck
Same with quite a few other idol groups that get posted here. Try harder.

report and ignore

>>19590765
That will sure show me.

>>19590748
the difference is wasuta has their own thread
the same was tried before with wack shit, banmon, njicon, etc but they always got removed
so fuck off

>>19590830
stop reminding me of idol-on-idol violence

>>19590835

>>19590840
slutty boglin

>>19589930
Don’t be a bully! Karin is sweet! I kek’d though

>>19591212
you have to go back

is Su posters collection legitimate if he boosts his collection numbers with video screenshots?

https://youtu.be/24zloDo1qAE

is usa the new azusa now?

>>19591450
Azusa is genuinely talented, Usa is just a dancer.
Can't be compared.

>>19587893
Mainly TTTS/Mo!
Their buppan schedule made I wasn't able to see that much other groups, mainly Uijin, Dempa and Gokimeme Teikoku.
Thanks TGU for the usual free ticket giveaway

Also HOTSTAGE is not a good idea for leetting people roaming free given that they put barrier every two meters, and that a good 15% of the floor is reserved for VIP ticket. Doll Factory is the other place where the action is, given that their are no BONDS in position there on a permanent basis.

>>19591362
>People still getting butthurt about this Hauptharmonie event two years later.

>>19591584
if you're the beret guy, I saw you be literally the only person leaving the hot stage after yurumerumo performed, didnt want to watch bish?

>>19591628
Actually was dead tired after spending the day outside at 34° .
Let's say it was also to give my place to the fuckton of WACK fan who were lining up in front of Diver City. Honnetsly, I don't understand why they put the HotStage inside this year, WACK and 48 wota were spending their day lining up to have a chance to enter.

>>19591333

Desperate to lose weight, Tentenko turns to a juicing diet.

>>19591713
I got something she can juice

>>19591713
look at those fat sausage-like fingers. tentenko has truly fallen from grace during these years

>>19591713
praying for you Tenchan

>>19591784
this is why we need producers that starve idols

>>19591713
>>19591784
>>19591827
Y'all need to leave Tenten alone, she's a very small girl and a little thiccness is good on her.

>>19591862
sick fuck

>>19591838
Tentenko aint an idol, she's a solo artist.

>>19591889
yes but she was thin and at her best when watanabe was starving her

>>19591902
She was in her early 20's, Watanabe wasn't starving anybody Pour Lui ran that show.

>>19591925
>doesn't know that they were only allowed to eat rice

idols should be forced to do a bikini music video every summer so that they don't get too fat

>>19591962
>doesn't know the difference between real BiS and nu-BiS.

Thick idols are good.

>>19591973
Idols should get fat for the bikini music videos

>>19592020
Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBZNQqc1nZI

>>19592020
no. idols should be starved and kept in warehouses so when they film the bikinis MVs the world can see their beautiful stretched pale white skin and exposed defined ribs

>>19589508
>There is also a duo that kind of reminds of me Nama Udon
Omega sisters?

>>19592253
Yes, but it's a stretch really

>>19591862
fat is NEVER good McRetard

>>19592324
uggo

>>19592286
That's okay, if it was easy to guess then maybe it wasn't really that much of a reach.

why is the lower back the most erotic part of the body?

>>19592604
Because you are a midget and that is all you see when you try to talk to women

>>19592619
nemo with hachigatsu?

>>19592619
I love her lazy eye.
Also that file name length.

Pyon pyon pyon pyon!

>>19592725
im 6'0

not everyone is a midget like you terry

idols you can drink with

Are oshis like waifus where you can only have 1 or are you allowed to have 1 per idol group?

>>19593459
I'm a DD

>>19593459
if you're just watching them on the internet it doesn't matter, but when you spend money to meet them the answer is clear

>>19593519
I do spend money on multiple oshis. My answer is clear then; harem of oshis it is.

>>19593459
I think you can have an oshi but also sub-oshis.

>>19593560
I like this option. This is good.

>>19593459
Actually, depend of the girl you’re supporting. Some don’t mind you oshiing multiple girls, some get very jealous/possessive when their wota go to other groups.

To stay out of prison
Do not lust after children

>>19593619
no idol here is a child

*teleports behind you*

>>19593713
*smooch*

https://twitter.com/eitaso/status/1026268249275523072

>>19593719
what the fuck

Wise and smug!!!

>>19593459
My Oshi was at event supporting a junior group in her agency while they competed for a spot on Tifs hot stage and she caught me cheering on my sub Oshi form a competing group and hasn't treated me the same ever since. If you are serious about your Oshi, don't DD. It's worse than actually cheating on a girl

>>19593641
oh sweet summer child

>>19593792
please tell me which idol here has not hit puberty
been here since thread one crossboarder

>>19593818
Pedo freak.

>>19593818
sick fuck

now he's going to write 10 paragraphs about it's ACKSUALLY hebephilia to try and justify his sick fucking delusions

kill yourself out of this thread

>>19593856
listen if you dont think 16 year old japanese girls are cute then you're a faggot
also nice reddit spacing you need to go back

>>19593713
now thats /alt/

>>19593866
im calling the cops you sicko

>>19593784
What does DD mean?

>>19593893
thats their breast size

>>19593939
normie bitch

Hi.

>>19593893
Daredemo daisuki
Basically you like anyone and everyone

>>19593959
kill yourself

Pinoco is so cool.

>>19594004
im more of a vampire bro but she's cute too

>>19594025
sick fuck

>>19594064

>>19593856
>reddit spacing

>>19594308
>forced memes

Next OP; Pinoco OP.

>>19587527
>regular idol group that does covers of Michael Jackson's best hits
That's something I would like to see more
https://youtu.be/ubp2Gq0ceaU?t=428

>>19593459
the only reason you shouldn't have more than one waifu (or oshi) is because it'll consume too much of your time and thought

>>19594476
oh boy, look the pedophile that conveniently follows the youngest stardust group that only a pedo would pay attention to
of course

>>19594377
I think I'm in love.

i want to protect

>>19594789
And I want sickos like you to go to prison

>>19594789
MUST PROTECT.

Me on the right.

Oldest Niji Con and the youngest.
https://twitter.com/2zicon/status/1026447863641829383

>>19587527
>-virtual youtuber idol group
The future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCICGJhfjM0

>>19595420
YOUTUBE WOTAS ALWAYS WINNING. LANDOWNERS BTFO.

Really tho, I hope it becomes a thing.

>>19595021
GOAT

>>19595420
Holy shit did a double take after reading your post properly, could have sworn she was real the first time.
The future truly is now.

new thread

>>19596228
>>19596228
>>19596228
>>19596228