/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Tasukete Eirin!

>>19543364
"Doctor, do you have any advice on how to get a girlfriend then? All of the village girls don't want to date me because i'm a outsider."

I can't believe my insurance is making me copay for this shit.

>>19543364
That's none of your fucking business you alien cunt.

Ask her if she's got any dream pills for this kind of thing.

I'm an incel, miss Eirin

I'm a voluntary celibate, doctor.

>>19543364
"Girl don't want me, now stop asking personal questions."

>>19543364
What's a oxytocin?

>>19543364
Well shit I can’t find a girlfriend

>>19543364
I dont have skin idiot

>>19543364
"My personal life is none of your busy"

Why are people being so mean to the kind doctor? She just wants you to be healthy and happy.

Saying something like "I have been obsseed with you for like 6 years" isn't exactly a good answer so I go with good old, I'm too shy for this business.

>>19550713
I think the doctor would appreciate the truth, anon.

>>19550713
Honesty is the best policy. Just say it the right way, or if you really can't manage, tell a half truth and just say you're obsessed with someone.

>jaypee

Mating press with P-cup Eirin-sensei!

Doctor, Doctor, Tell me the news
I've got a bad case of loving paizuri!

>>19550916
I want to mating press Eirin's tits. Not her, her tits.

Etc etc, I'm too lazy to rewrite copypasta properly.

>>19551165
It's called copypasta for a reason

>>19551248
Sure, but the original makes little sense outside of the context of marriage. It's not as easy as s/Byakuren/Eirin

Guess being wed to Doc's tits wouldn't be a bad thing, even though I strongly prefer casual relationships to romantic.

>>19543364
"I don't, but I've been really attracted to Tewi. Could you introduce me to her?"

If she has to know, I don't like being touched.

>>19543364
What's Oxytocin?

>>19543832
Go away, skeleton.
I won't be spooked today.

>>19550779
>>19550830
It's not like the last sentence wasn't true. I mean confessing to Moon goddess takes some next level of balls of steel.

>>19555425
A hormone that, among other things, plays a role in bonding. It's nicknamed "hugging hormone" in my language.

There are no traps or futas in touhou so I'll be forever alone.

>>19557944
>futa
I'm pretty sure doctor Eirin can help with that.

>>19543364

>No i don't doctor, what can i do?

>>19557951

I'm sure she must be insanely sexually frustrated and bored after those long centuries. She needs an anon's help to relieve all that gooey stress preferably every day after a tiresome day of work !

>Well then, in this case it is my responsibility as a provider to do what I can to treat you. I will call your insurance to get a pre-authorization for what we will refer to outside of this room as massage therapy. That is, if you're okay with having me be the provider for this treatment.

>>19558036
I want Eirin to rape my ass daily.

>>19560580
I don't mind having you be my massage therapy, In fact I am looking forward to it.

>>19543364
I don't need oxytocin.

>>19543364
Why do I need Oxytocin? I have POTASSIUM!!!!!

>>19557944
>>19558036
>>19560629
Diagnosis: faggotry
Recommended course of action: suicide

I diagnose you with the gay

>>19560730
In that case, you should let me experiment with a gender-swap drug. Wouldn't be gay then.

>>19557901
And reading a bit about it, it seems that the absence of said hormone could play a big role in the apparition of autism. If that's true it could explain some things.

I'm a thot, doktor.

>>19543364
I am, and always have been, a man alone!

>>19560675

If becoming openly homosex is the only price to pay to suck on Eirin's dick then so be it.

>>19561150
You don't seem to understand, Eirin is a woman and does not have a penis.
If you had any brains in that thick skull of yours you'd ask her if she has a cure for your sick depravity.

>>19561503

I really really want to sumata on Eirin's garter strapped thighs

>>19561247

She can surely grow one through medicinal magic or something. Just explain her the wondrous theory of how cumming inside a boy is actually good health and vital energy practice (and better than cumming inside a woman) according to taoists and buddhists precepts. Remember that all those spiritual things are true in Gensokyo, therefore emptying your cum inside a cute boy is actually really resplenishing your tama energy and such a discovery cannot be let on the side for such a good health expert such as Eirin.

Therefore she is interested but need to run clinical tests first just to be sure. In other words just get on your knees or bend over because mommy Eirin is cumming for you.

I hate futafag. I sincerely hope they all die.

>>19561858

I sincerely don't understand how a character such as Eirin doesn't benefit greatly from being a futa.

>>19561816
>>19561910
Take a minute or two and think about how disgusting you truly are.

>>19561977

If you truely loved Eirin you'd understand that having more ways of being intimate with her is by no means disgusting.

>>19562036
We should love Eirin for who she is not who we want her to be!

Accidentally dooming entire Lunar civilization with Eirin !!

>>19562052

Broaden her horizon, make exciting experiences possible for her. Being an immortal a little surprise in her daily habits can only means a lot for her.

>>19562081
I'm sure Eirin, much like anyone else with half a brain, would never appreciate your sickening depravity.

>>19562100

I'm kinky with her because it's her. A loveless VIRGIN just like you cannot even begin to understand how true love means wanting everything from a loved person.

>>19562100

Eirin is pretty depraved herself

>>19543364
No. What kind of question is that?

>>19550713
I tried to make this move with my ex-psychiatrist while giving her a book called "the intelligence of emotions" as a gift.
I was given a male doctor the next time. Why even live.