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Satori has been getting along with you well lately.

>> No.19488748

We've been getting along since 200X.

>> No.19488802

>>19488743
No she hasn't.

>> No.19490323
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19490323

She makes me smell her slippers.

>> No.19490335

Yeah, it's almost like she can read my mind or something!

>> No.19490337

>>19488743
Duh. The only reason for a mind reader not to get along with somebody is if they actively choose not to.

>> No.19490348

>>19490323
go on then, what do they smell like?

>> No.19490356
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Since Satori has been revealed to canonicaly enjoy skinship with her pets, how do you think she would react to human intimacy?

Asking for a friend.

>> No.19490390
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19490390

i'm gonna tickle adorable little satorin-chan and kiss her cute pale body all over!
i love watching her pretty face turn bright red! hehehe

>> No.19490462

>>19490356
I think Satori would be willing to take a human as a pet, rendering the question somewhat pointless.

>> No.19490478

>>19490462
sorry, pet play is NG
too eroi

>> No.19490484

>>19490323
I wish she would do the same to me.

>> No.19490488
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>> No.19490511

>>19490478
It's not play, though. Unless you consider her relationship with Okuu and Orin to be play.

>> No.19490539

>>19490511
Of course it's play. They aren't really animals.

>> No.19490547
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19490547

>>19490511
i'd say they're pretty playful
being satorin's pet would be great, it's obvious she really loves them
she is such a good girl

>> No.19490564

>>19490547
I want Satori-sama to stroke my head and call me a good boy!

>> No.19490567
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Sometimes when enjoying or admiring things i tend to have a negative outlook on it and saying things i don't actually mean in my head

it'd be hard to sleep with satorin with my crummy thoughts :^(

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>>19490567
satorin-chan would be the best friend to have in that situation! she'd comfort you and say everything is alright! yoshi yoshi, poor little thing

>> No.19490602

>>19490567
Hug her tightly, bury your nose in her hair, and let her gently pet the back of your head. Bad thoughts will be gone.

>> No.19490637

Is Satori.

>> No.19490715
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>>19488743
I want Satori to be my cute housewife to come home to and hug!!!

>> No.19490734

>>19490715
*fug

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>>19490734
Yes, but gently and lovingly at night with the lights off in the missionary position.

>> No.19490784
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>>19490348
Cute feet

>> No.19490785

>>19490748
No

Ovary destroying fat bastard mating press

>> No.19490882
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>>19490748

>missionary position
>Not the Cowgirl position

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>>19490882
thats also perfectly acceptable

>> No.19490907

sex with satorin in the kitchen!

>> No.19490915
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Penis shaming by Satorin!

>> No.19491244

>>19490907
Getting caught by Orin and Okuu while having sex with Satorin in the kitchen!

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>>19490915

>> No.19491270
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19491270

Satorin with baggy eyes is a miracle of the universe

>> No.19491282

>>19491270
Why is she looking at me like I'm some disgusting piece of garbage?

>> No.19491288
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>>19491282

Maybe you are one

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>>19491282

>> No.19491296
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>>19490915
My cute and innocent wife Satori would never do such a thing!

>> No.19491311
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>>19491282
she can see all the horrible things you're thinking about her! she never wants to see you again! you're disgusting!

>> No.19491316

ahh, I want to rape her and degrade her.
Treat her as my onahole mating press slave.

>> No.19491318
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>>19491288
I won't deny that, but it still hurts. And arouses a bit.

>> No.19491328

>>19491296
I-I can feel her foot on my pee pee!

>> No.19491360
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>>19491311
She's just so cute I can't help myself! Having dirty thoughts about attractive girls is part of being a man!

>> No.19492289
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19492289

i'm gonna lick the inside of satorinrin-chan's slippers and then french kiss her while the taste of her cute feet and socks still linger inside my mouth!

>> No.19492781
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19492781

Satorin is disgusted with you anon, she thinks you're a dirty lolicon! How are you planning to fix her impression about you?

>> No.19492913

>>19492781
Why fix what ain't broken?

>> No.19493047

>>19492781
I can't fix a correct impression.

>> No.19493118

>>19492781
To be fair, it is more sympathy towards her situation than the whole loli aspect.

>> No.19493150

>>19492781
I have literally no idea how she got to that conclusion. I'm dirty masochistic scum, but I'm not a lolicon.

>> No.19493318

>>19492781
Does she not notice that I'm only attracted to fictional cartoon kids? Thoughtcriming people is bad, Satori, even coming from you. Especially from you, in fact, because you of all people should know how harmless it is.

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>>19493318
>you of all people should know how harmless it is.
It's ironic you say that, because it's harmless to everyone BUT her.

>> No.19493376

>>19492781
I only jack it to hags, so satori is completely wrong of me being into lolicon. I’m clean

>> No.19493378

>>19493340
Huh. That's a good point, actually.
I'm sorry, Satori, I should have considered that. Got too caught up in my usual, tired response to this sort of thing.

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>> No.19493448

>>19493340
>>19493393
I want to train my mind to be able too think only loud, happy thoughts on demand. I could then act as a mental escort to Satori, so that she could leave the house but avoid situations like this.

>> No.19493779

>>19490478
>Pet play.
She doesn't want you to pretend to be a pet, she wants you AS a pet. As a Youkai, it's not that strange for her to take a inferior creature like a human as a pet. She'll keep you in a cage. Makes sure you're kept clean and properly fed. And sometimes allows you to walk through the underworld on a leash. She might even find a human female for you reproduce with, assuming she doesn't decided to neuter you.

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Satorinrin is my pet, dudes.

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>> No.19494041

>>19493931
I want to breed with your pet like we're beasts.

>> No.19495355

>>19493340
Either she'd have to figure out how to control her mind-reading or get completely used to it.
Can't really fix halfway-subconscious desires biologically ingrained in the minds of just about everyone.

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>> No.19497628

>>19491251
>>19491294
I want to lose myself in all their soft colors.

>> No.19498193
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I want to impregnate Satorin's colon

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forgot my bumpo

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>>19491316
me too holy shit?

>> No.19498473

>>19493779
>inferior creature
Remind me who's on the brink of extinction, again.

>> No.19501406

>>19490323
Is that the AiMaiMi artist?

>> No.19501492

>>19498473
your mum

>> No.19501506
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>>19493340

Of course i would apologize and tell her i don't actually mean it

having fucked thoughts when liking someone (not limited to sex) has been an issue for me

>> No.19501513

>>19501506

Damn it..

this post was meant for >>19492781

:V

>> No.19501529

>>19498205

Every Touhou should end up like this.

>> No.19501715

>>19490390
Why is she showing me her ankle?

>> No.19501933

>>19501506
Same shit.
OCD too, bro?

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>>19501933

*nod*

>> No.19503006

>>19501506
Thats most people, but most of them wont admit it ever.

>> No.19503088

>>19501506
>tell her i don't actually mean it
After that I would probably let out an embarrassing thought like "but I really love you Satorin from the bottom of my heart and you're the cutest thing in the world!" and I wouldn't notice it until it was too late.

>> No.19503362

>>19498473
Humans, obviously. At least in Gensokyo.

>> No.19506331

sa~to~rin

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>>19488743
I want to fill her belly with my seed in a friendly way

>> No.19506702

>>19492781
By pulling my dick out in front of her.

>> No.19507277

>>19492781
By fucking her senseless

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>>19502013
*nods too*

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>>19492781
If she considers me a lolicon for liking her then thats her own self-image problem, not mine

>> No.19513030

If Satori would try to read my mind, she'd get nothing.

>> No.19513370

>>19490882
Who are you quoting?

>> No.19513391
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19513391

Satorin is cheering for you anon! 頑張れ!

>> No.19516866

>>19513391
ah I want to rape her.
Mating press rape as I make out with her sweaty armpit

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Satori loves the cake I made for her!

>> No.19517752
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I really want to put my dick inside Satori's virgin fresh pussy.

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