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Garlic is tasty

>>19370957
Well I can’t believe flan isn’t a vampire

>>19370989
Hi Flan!

>>19370989
It makes you dumb though.

>>19370957
Yeah, WHAT are you actually doing posting recursion fueling drivel instead of almost any other activity....?

>>19371007
No, people like you are the leading cause of stupidity, go take some time off.

Because you need this explained I'm not sure what to think of you.

>>19371139
I was just surprised at the time.

>>19371007
No way
Even Wario says it helps with brain wrinkles

>>19371332
And what can you do since then that has proven you deserve to be more than the restrictive creature you're accepting "old pal"? Besides trying to constantly fuck me over, you're down to one exp. Point per "victory" here.

>>19371139
>implying

>>19370957
the flan is italian because she loves garlic!

>>19372623
Wonder what her farts smell like haha

>>19373151
rotten pizza and old cheese

>>19373155
Tell me more, what do you think her body odor smells like? Explain it in detail. Would it be stinky?

>>19371032
That makes sense.
I mean, you can tell stupid and smart people apart only because there is a difference in intelligence. The less smart people there are, the more extreme your stupidity has to be to look stupid to others.

>>19371360
>> Even Wario says it helps with brain wrinkles
Precisely.

>>19373209
Even though she is the sister of a noble vampire, the flan hasn't had much in the way of hygiene since she was locked in a basement for 500 years and never bathed. I imagine flan having no use for her destructive abilities as her various smells would be enough to finish off her opponents, plus they have much longer reach. After such a long time locked away with no care to her feet, the flan would definitely like someone to prepare a milk feet bath for her, so it makes her skin softer and more pale. The very second flan's feet touch the milk though, it starts to turn greenish brown and curdle from the awful smell. Those long, pale vampire toes can turn anything sour!

Also flan's teeth never age so they look as good as new but she hasn't brushed her teeth in 5 centuries either. I bet her breath is so smelly and toxic it can melt stuff!

Does the flan like flan?

>>19375323
If it's covered in semen, yeah.

>>19375344
delete this pls or I'll get flan to kill you by slicing your throat with her stinky toenails

>>19375361
You'd love my cum too.

>>19375365
n-no...

>>19375374
Of course you would. But would you ask for more afterwards? I'll make you beg for it.

>>19375382

>>19375392
You'd make a fine cumdumpster.

>>19375396
don't bully the flan

>>19375409
It was meant for you, though.

>>19375415
i am the flan

>>19375417
Then you're a big slut

>>19375424

>>19370957
Imagine Flan-chan's breath!

>>19375445
she hasn't brushed her teeth in 5 centuries.

If she breathed on a tree it would probably melt into stinky mush!

Vamp sisters!