/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>19172905
Are you okay seija? You can decline if you don’t want to do this

I love Seija!

W h o a !

>>19172905
(noʎ) sǝʇɐɥ ɐɾᴉǝS

>>19172905
Imagine how great it would be to infest the Human Village with a bunch of half-amanojaku half-breeds and polluting the human genepool of Gensokyo permanently with amanojaku genes.

I FOUND YOU, FAKER!

Fact: No one in the right mind would intentionally do things to this Amanojaku's butt.

>>19175311
Oh no ho ho ho go on!

>>19175311
depengs on what things

>>19179897
I want to touch Seija's little chest horns.

>>19179918

Garbage series that throws out everything I like about Seija and makes her a generic housewife.

>>19184003
The fact that you don't want Seija to be a generic housewife is exactly what makes her a generic housewife. You brought this upon yourself, son.

>>19185540

It doesn't work like that.

>>19185562
Because it doesn't work like that is why it works for Seija.

>>19185599

Now you are just being retarded.

>>19185636
Thanks for the complement, dudester!

I would demolish Seija's butt.

What does Seija smell like?

>>19197341
She smells nice. Normally she’d smell like trash cuz girls like her usually smell nice, in an effort go be a contrarian.

Then again some of you guys like that pungent garbage smell, so she has to smell nice again.

See what you guys have done

I'm not interested in boys.

>>19191774
Seija's feet are cute.

>>19197481
Seija is my wife, please do not insult her like that.

>>19172919
Anon...
Does it LOOK like she's okay?

>>19179897
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SEIJA YOU LOLIKON MOTHERFUCKER!
SEIJA IS MY LOLI!
MY LOLI!
MINE!
get LOST before i fucking SHOVE MY LUNITIC SPELLCARDS RIGHT UP YOUR TWINK FAGGOT ASS YOU DAMN VILLAGER!
YOU'RE THE REASON WHY YOUKAI AND HUMANS CAN NEVER BE FRIENDS!
SEIJA IS MY LOLI YOU LITTLE BITCH! AND BEFORE YOU SAY THE TYPICAL "whatr you gonna do about it Gaki. Get lost before i kill your ass." I have a few words to say...
I. AM. NOT. A. PUSHOVER!
I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE MAGIC ACADEMY, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS DANMAKU BATTLES ON YOUKAI, DANMAKU MATCHES WITH HAKUREI REIMU, KIRISAME MARISA, THE SCARLET DEVIL HERSELF, HER SISTER SCARLET FLANDRE, HER MAID IZAYOI SAKUYA, KNOWLEDGE PATCHOULI , MARGATROID ALICE, A FUN MATCH WITH THE JUDGE OF PARADISE HERSELF SHIKI EIKI, AND HER BOSS AND HER BOSS'S FRIEND AND HELL FAIRY, NOT TO MENTION I HAVE OVER 300 SPELLCARD CLEARS TO MY FUCKING NAME. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA DANMAKU. I’m the top grazer in the entire Gensokyo armed forces. DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS? WELL FUCK YOU BITCH. IM NOT TELLING YOU SHIT YOU EZAY MODO PEASANT! eat my FUCKING SHIT! YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION CURTAIN FIRE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, ANY OF THE OTHER WORLDS, THE FUCKING LUNAR CAPITAL, YOU NAME IT. AND MARK MY FUCKING WORDS THAT I WILL END YOU IF YOU DO NOT REMOVE YOUR HANDS FROM HER TINY LOLI BODY AND BACK THE FUCK AWAY! FROM MY LOLI!
IF YOU REFUSE TO COMPLY, I WILL PUT YOU IN A RUMIA POSE AND SET YOUR FAGGOT ASS ON FIRE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING VILLAGE AND HAVE A CROWD WATCH ME COMMIT ARSON!
IF YOUR PEA BRAIN CANNOT GRASP BIG WORDS THEN LET US PUT IT SIMPLE!
I can REMOVE you in several THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS!
DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH
ME!
OU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!

>>19179918
Did the seija wife series get an update?

>>19197476
>Then again some of you guys like that pungent garbage smell, so she has to smell nice again.
You're killing me over here.
Tell us another joke

Fuck you Seija!

>>19172905
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>>19180143
Why does the chick from Kill la Kill look so off model in these pictures?

>>19203386
Holy shot Sagu-gu did your Universe participate in the Tournament of Post War Administrative Redactment?

>>19172905
I hate this stupid bitch that only works for suck dicks of NEET anons!

>>19204742
So very thoughtless!!!
>mighty migraines

>>19204694
Get it right.
Try again.

>>19172905
How do yo know its you who hates Seija and not Seija who hates you?

Did I do good, jaypee?

>>19203421
The average girl’ll never even spit in yer direction
Guess who’s your new pity date?

How much would you pay Seija??

>>19207685
zero

>>19207752
That’s mighty kind of you anon.
Zun only knows she needs it

>>19207678
*silence*

>>19207685
Do you think that if I pay for pussy she'd do anal instead?

>>19213487
I saw that thing you just did!

>>19172905
I want to shove my nose into her exposed underams and inhale deeply!

>>19213528
Creepy and nerdy.

>>19213532
Nothing creepy about exploring Seija's perfect body!

>>19213487
She’d grow a dick and penetrate you

>>19213487
>tfw I am most likely the only one who hates the Wife Seija series with a burning passion.

>>19213930
I don't hate it as much as you do, but I don't like it either.

>>19213930
>>19214812
Its cute-meh.
Something you can read if you're a little bored, or depressed. But that might not be a good mood because you might become angry afterwards.
In the end, who cares. It's Seija.

>>19218512
>who cares. It's Seija.
I care about Seija.

>>19218852
That wasn't meant to be an insult.

>>19213930
No.

>>19204694
kek

>>19219902
But you keep on schedule anyway... who is this missing Seija to you?

Reproduction with the Amanojaku

>>19226923
Can you provide the sauce? IQDB gives false results...

>>19236331
Crying animal.

>>19172905
Is Seija trying to flip people off here?
WWWWW
Aahhh.
Feel free to show me the way to Gensokyo any time..

>>19174982
WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAKER!

>>19246817
Ever visited a storeroom for abandoned ideas? Not stories, IDEAS. Old plans. Keikaku obsolete.

>>19246932
No?

>>19247062
Then eat a hotdog?

>>19247098
...
I'll just go ask Tenko.

>>19238849
Huh, I need a bit more clarification on that... Thanks in advance

chuuni

>>19247513
Ok.
If you can't get that, then you are hopeless.

>>19253523
SADPANDA REEEEEEEEEEEE

So sad no sauce

>>19247692
Being chuuni isn't bad

Don't imagine not actually hating Seija. Virtuous!

I hate the opposite-day yokai girl

>>19268863

I really want to hug and kiss her

smooch

>>19279284
I really want to fug and lick her

>>19283563
She's not an easy girl

>>19283662
Amanojaku are weak and it's not like anyone would stop you from hurting such an evil, deceitful little thing. Then again, maybe that's exactly what she wanted you to do (the doing something evil part, not brutally raping her until she double-peace ahegaos and agrees to become your unconditional baby-making wife-onahole with one of her chipped-off horns jammed into her cum-leaking pussy) in the first place?

>>19285279
>All that shit

Fuck off

>>19179897
you know, if you try to rape seija, she'll just out-rape you with her violet mating techniques that only those with a vagina can master in order to rule the penis for all eternity like property. you're making bad moves here, fampypai

>>19285310
Since she's an amanojaku who hates everything people loves, wouldn't that imply she's the biggest prude in Gensokyo? I bet the mere thought of seeing a man's wiener is enough to make her deliriously noxious from overstimulation.

>>19285400
No you dumb retard.
She wouldn't enjoy using her own body to pleasure men.

>>19285420
How about using her own body to torment (sexually) men?

She’d like it

>>19172905
oops

>>19286394
How about I use my dick to torment your ass (sexually) ?

You'd like it

>>19287461
Hey I ain’t the amanojaku here. Why don’t you redirect that (sexual) dick to Seija?
Yes, I’d like it

>>19289408
>Yes, I’d like it
Slut

>>19289431
O no I cucked myself

Amano

Please don't bully Seija. Hug Seija instead. Sucha cute little girl.

>>19295565
>Hug Seija instead
It'd be like hugging an angry wolverine as it tears your face off with its claws and bites down harder on your throat the closer you hug her.

>>19299875
Hug Seija at gunpoint

>>19311182
Geez. Someone's angry,

>>19307511
Man look at that cute butt

>>19311182
Why beat her up?
Just use her as an onahole like the doujins always do.

>>19315622
Because amanojaku need a good, thorough beating every now and then or else they cause mischief. Also, you could beat her while dicking her too.

Seija is not for raping

what do you guys think seija would make of april fools day?

>>19322977
It's the only day where she behaves like a good girl.

>>19172905
I hate her too

>>19330035
This. I wish Seija would just go fuck off to some random corner of Gensokyo and die already. She's a fucking waste of space that no one loves and we would all be way better off if she stopped existing already.

The god of weird eyed Touhou lewds, Aoshima, drew Seija as his (her?) latest work which was uploaded on danbooru three days ago. The art of this absolute madman numbers at 975 pictures there which is quite a respectable amount, rivaling and even exceeding the amount tagged to several new- or whohus. On gelbooru he has already passed the one thousand mark, and if he keeps the same average rate of drawing as during the last 20 images he has drawn, we can expect the 1000th image on danbooru from him on October 27th of this year. By then summer has of course ended, but as we warmly wait for this joyous occasion that will likely occur during that mighty cold period of late autumn or early winter, we will have plenty of time to reflect on how his art has influenced other artists who draw Touhou and what sort of impact it has had on Touhou Project in general during that nearly decade long time period that constitutes his active years.

Whatever your opinion on his works or style might be, one thing I think we can all agree on is that people who draw Touhou often come and go. Some were quick to jump on the bandwagon during its years of high popularity and were just as fast to drop out of it when the next flavor of the month rolled around. Dedication isn't guaranteed and you never know when an artist who you've taken for granted disappears and only then realize how much their works meant to you.

While Aoshima has never been a Touhou-exclusive artist, the fact that he has stuck with us since the time he started drawing Touhou and will likely continue to do so in the future makes him, in my opinion, a solid example of /ourguy/. May we be blessed by his eccentric sense of humor and obscene illustrations for many years to come.

>>19339581
I want to fuck that Seija

>>19339766
Good post

>>19331444
Better plan.
Introduce her to medicine.

>>19340295
Somehow, Seija would manage to convince Medi to poison the lake, I think.

>:P

Seija is not an easy girl

Seija butt

God I wish I could die resting on her lap

>>19355373
Does getting your ear cleaned actually feel nice?

>>19357390
I sometimes use a liquid ear cleaner and it's just so relaxing feeling all the built-up earwax bubble and sizzle inside your ear and the refreshing sense of hearing after you wash it all out is really, really nice.

>>19355373
More MMD Seija
I demand it

>>19361318
MMD Seija really cares about you.

>>19361427
I'm really happy https://twitter.com/913kurage555/media shares my taste in 2hus. Seija and Clappy are the best.

>>19361439
thanks for sharing the link, it very cute.

>>19368058
Seija and Clappy power hour starts now.

>>19368085
Oh, so you're not going to be doing anything, gotcha.

>>19368239
They got in a fight so it was cancelled.

>>19368257
Your rumor mongering reflex should have backed off by now EX-tra spicy chicken wings...