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A poor idea for a thread.

Marry Yuyuko, no question.

the one with the hat

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yuyukoe!!

Kaguya.

Because maybe she'll get Eiren to make me a Hourai Elixer dose so we can be together forever

Marry Alice of course. There's the added bonuses of coming home and catching her in bed with Marisa.

>>1928336
>A poor idea for a thread.
Nevertheless, it will receive a ton of replies.

I'll take one Keine, please.

The maid

I'll gladly choose to marry Mystia, of course.

that's a pretty bad question, since obviously everyone will choose the second option, turning it into a "which Touhou would you marry?" thread, as is already seen

I'd marry Patchouli

THERES NO STOPPING THIS TRAIN NOW!

Option A leads to my penis being crushed into jelly by their youkai vaginal muscles. Option B leads to my being murdered by one of youkai who have already claimed Reimu as their waifu.

I don't think there is a good end here.

If you were going to hold a Touhou popularity contest you should've at least limited it in some way, like making people choose from unpopular characters or something.

>>1928413
you can claim PC98 Reimu, she is unclaimed

>>1928426
butthurt someone claimed his waifu already

>>1928433
10/10

I pick the entire cast,so I can have one hell of an orgy.
NONE OF YOUR WAIFUS WILL BE PURE NOW!
EVERY TIME YOU PERCEIVE THEIR SCENT IS MY SCENT YOU'RE SMELLING! EVERY TIME YOU KISS HER LIPS IT'S MY SALIVA YOUR PASSING DOWN YOUR THROAT! EVERY TIME YOU LICK HER CUNT IT'S MY DICK YOU'RE TASTING!
I WIN!

>>1928438
well i really don't mind.

infact i think i wana marry you instead.

>>1928438
...Then Eirin used a strange drug on everyone.

>>1928438
>NONE OF YOUR WAIFUS WILL BE PURE NOW!

Not an issue here!

>>1928467
Looking kind of fat there, Aya.

forever

>>1928467

She ate the profits.

>>1928474
>Looking kind of pregnant there, Aya.
fixed

>>1928467
that pic always bothers me... what the hell is with her left breast (our right)? The lower curve is broken so it looks like she's padding and the pad slid off-center

>>1928481

With my child.

>>1928438
Man, you must have godly CHA if you can coax all of them into an orgy, seeing as OP doesn't specify sex.

Also this is a thinly-veiled waifu thread.

>>1928445
S-s-stupid anonymous who asked you to like me?
I-I j-just thought of raping all your waifus because I had nothing better to do that's all...

>>1928467
unless I have a condom I think I'll skip aya, fucking her is like sticking your dick in a bag of STD's.

>>1928474
It's so annoying because it's actually a good drawing. I'm half tempted to photo shop it

My future is grim. I wonder which rival will try to kill me first...

>>1928489
You might take the purity from others, but I ask you, are you truely pure at all yourself?

I shall break you.

Fluff Ball.

My theory is that if I get Mokou, I also get Keine.

>>1928496
Don't worry, Anonymous.

I'll protect you.

>>1928495
Your attempts will only make my penis harder.
Come at me, and have at you!

>>1928507
Kaguya: I might not be able to kill Mokou but I can cause her endless pain by killing her husbando.

>>1928513
holy shit its dracula

HIT THE FUCKING DECK

>>1928512
I actually thought about that, but then I realized...it is WELL worth the risk.

I pick Remilia plus I get the right to rape the maids

I don't know who to choose....on the one hand, I can relate to Reimu's laziness and would love just chilling around the shrine all day. On the other hand, Ran has many warm, furry tails. Yukari has gaps.....any one of them can take me flying....which one can teach me to fly? I think I choose "marry Reimu, learn to fly".

>>1928587
Marry Reimu be expected to work 12 hours a day and make money so she can be lazy

Cirno is so popular but never a waifu.
I almost feel bad for her.

>>1928599
shes too small to be waifu

>>1928599
That's because if you ever tried to have sex with her, she'd freeze your fucking dick off. It doesn't even have to have been on purpose.

>>1928602
No, she's just right for Anon's tiny penis

>>1928615
My mom says my penis is big :<

>>1928630
She only said that so she wouldn't hurt your feelings and make you cry like a little girl.

>>1928608
the description for Cirno says her body is cold and radiates chilly air. That doesn't necessarily mean freezing.

Cold means shrinkage, though! Anon's dick is small enough. If it gets shrunk any more, it'll go into the negatives.

>>1928591

So, just like any other woman?

Either Marisa, Ran, Reisen or Alice.

>>1928701

So it'll become a pussy, and then I'll be the little girl?

>>1928732
fuck you. you need to upload a big collection of flandre as well. Everyone knows you can't blatantly favor one sister over the other.

>>1928752

I don't like Flandre though, I think she's an annoying character and I take pleasure in the idea that she's rotting away in a dark, dank basement. Her fans are annoying too. HURR DURR MAI LOLI IS TEH STRONGEST BOOM XD

I'd take the first option, and use the three hours to have a giant tea party on the banks of the lake. It'd be so awesome ;_;

I'd marry Sanae in an instant.

>>1928779
Isn't it a little disingenuous to wear white?

I'd love to have Remilia sucking my... blood.

>>1928630
Your mom says my penis is big too.

>>1928788
Why do you use that hideous face all the time, Alabama? Your lust for Emiya makes me sick.

i make mistress Yukari the happest yokai in the world and by weding her be friends with the rest of the cast

>>1928821

She sure is rocking out with maximum force there

Assuming of course, she doesn't just invent something to replace me

>>1928880
Yeah, a vibrator.

>>1928880
That key.... is it the key to her heart of steel?

Yukari, Yuuka, Aya. In that order.

>>1928591
Eh, it would be worth it. Especially for the gift of flight and the giant turtle (I presume he's still under/behind the shrine).

>>1928484
Looks fine to me. The real issue is with her foot.

>>1928363
How come serious Touhou topics never get this many replies? Or this many posters as a matter of fact?

>>1929146
>How come serious Touhou topics never get this many replies?
>serious Touhou topics
>serious business

That's your problem.

>>1929186
┐(´―`)┌

bump, more waifus

I'll take the miko.

>>1929888
WAIFU BATTLAN!!

FUUUUCK YEEAAAH!!!!

I'd Marisa.

3 hours of hanging out
they could show me all of my favorite spell cards, and i wouldn't be the one getting hurt