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remiu is an old hag and dresses like one too

REMILIA IS CUTE

Remi is the flatest.

>>19188480
navel rape
navel rape
navel rape

dumb vampire

Why is the mistress so cute?

>>19188535
ahh, I want to pepper that flat chest with kisses!

I want to become Remilia's property!

>>19188453
>>19188499
>>19188535
>>19188581
>>19188655
all sakuya samefagging

but her feet stink. They've been unwashed since the middle ages.

>>19188473
uu~

I love Remilia!

This is my absolute favorite image of all time! ALL TIME!

These are the cutest feets ever drawn! Remilia's feet are just so CUTE! I want to rub my face in them! I want to stare at them until Remi blushes and puts socks on in embarrassment! I want to smell them - I bet they smell like rotten cheese with some blood mixed in! I want to rub them! I love Remi's cute smelly warm moist soft ticklish sweaty stinky blushing feet!

>>19188711
>>19189682
But the smell of her feet will kill you and turn you undead

>>19189695
Yes pls. I want to always be by Remi's side and give her feet rubs!

>>19189695
that just make it better!

>>19188655
Property or food?

>>19189701
>ywn be trapped in a room where Remi is casually peeling off her stockings, making her poisonous feet odor spread throughout every crack in the room and kill you

>>19189708
that's is just too sad anon ;_; i want to be killed by her smell!

>>19189719
Remi finds your fascination with her feet weird.

They've been unwashed since 1402.

>>19189699
But you will be eternally tortured, forever serving her feet

>>19189707
Food would only be acceptable if she only took a bit at a time and left me alive so that she could take more later, like a reusable blood bag.

>>19189726
yes!

I want to see Remi ruin all of the reimu's nice clothes with her stinky feet!

>>19189726
You will be reduced to a thrall, saturated with the smell of her feet as you are but a tool to make them ever more smelly so she can corrupt the whole world with the stink

>>19189743
Her smell desecrates the ground, kills the plants and turns them into wilted yet unliving conduits of her stink

>>19189743
>>19189753
hot

I want the entire world to smell of Remi.

>>19189753
Her smell melts the flesh, soil and even concrete or metal and absorbs the rotten, corrupt sludge into the dirt of her soles to make it stinkier

>>19189733
Sure. She'll probably keep you alive until you start to grow old enough that your blood stops tasting good.

I should warn you though. Since vampires prefer the taste of virgins. If you agree to become her blood bag, you'll have to remain a virgin for the rest of your life.

>>19189758
Her smell pollutes the water, killing and turning everything it touches

>>19189766
why does remi like to ruin the water and kill all the fishe like that

>>19189772
Vampires are evil creatures. They derive their power from killing innocents with their feet stink and using it to spread their smell even farther until nothing is uncorrupted
They find it amusing, being the descendant of the vile hunnic barbarians

>>19189793
i will threaten to wash remi's feet so she doesn't bully anymore

>>19188453
Best girl

>>19189803
w-what's wrong?

>>19189799
Futile.
Mere mortal water doesn't even put a dent in her smell when she can ruin entire seas with just dipping a single toe in them. And you can't do anything with the toxic water, wherever you put it it will kill everything in one airspace with it, and if you take it out into the open, it will evaporate, becoming a stinky cloud and falling as stinky rain to turn everything it falls on into a toxic hell

>>19189835
:C

The clean earth water doesn't want remi's stinky feet.

>>19189847
It isn't exactly a matter of choice

>>19189852
but if remi stinks up the water all the water in your house and everywhere else will be smelly too.

>>19189868
Finally some good fucking drank

Dab on them Youkai

>>19189903
n-no stop.

If you drink remi's feet water you'll doom yourself to a long and painful death. It's like a poison.

>>19189910
win-win

Remi thread!

>>19189962
what about the flan?

Feetnigger kys

I want Remi to stomp on my balls until they burst open like grapes and spit on me as I cry in pain on the ground.

I want to roughly mating press slam the Remimi.

>>19190101
I want Remi to hug me tightly and emotionally support me.

>>19190139
I want her to tell me to get up and stop crying like a baby because it's teatime.

>>19190164
I want her to treat me like a kid and pat my head while telling me to do my best.

>>19190064
mean

>>19190176
I want Remi to throw a tantrum and use her vampire strength to beat the everliving fuck out of me.

what does remi smell like?

please don't mention feet

>>19190208
she smells like blood and roses (and feet)

>>19190208
Like semen (mine).

>>19190208
Like a baby.

>>19190208
she smells like a goddess
and blood

>>19190208
Expensive perfume.

>>19188655
>the last time this artist drew touhou art was in 2013
What happened?

thread ruined

bump for more scantily clad Remimiry

>>19189708
>>19191556
Who are you quoting?

>>19194360
not the same person

>>19189760
>remain a virgin for the rest of your life.
So, exactly how things are right now, but with a cute girl biting my neck every night?
Sounds good to me.

>>19194477
You say that. But to make sure you actually stay a virgin. She'll have Sakuya completely castrate you. Cutting off both your balls and your penis. Making you ill fit for anything expect vampire food.

>>19194584
Now that sounds like the worst thing in the world.
But why castrate me? Just give me food and I'll never leave the mansion, and I doubt any of the residents would find me attractive enough.

>>19194610
>Just give me food and I'll never leave the mansion, and I doubt any of the residents would find me attractive enough.
They always say that. But humans have this terrible habit of changing their mind. It's the only way to make sure you'll have to rely on her for the rest of your life.

>>19194628
It doesn't matter if I change my mind or not, there's no way any of the fairy maids, Sakuya, Meiling or Patchy is going to want to fuck a lazy virgin NEET. And if she doesn't tell me where the human village is, I'll have nowhere to go.
Also, if I don't masturbate at least three times a day I'll fall into depression.

>>19189682
This is blue board, right?

>>19194584
not enough, you must sever his arms and legs and blind him, too

>>19194994
Cut off his tongue too while you're at it.

>>19194584
God yes.
However, I'd prefer if she castrated me instead of Sakuya.

>>19190224
Putting a pacifier in Remi's mouth as she sleeps!

>>19195910
Taking the pacifier out before she wakes up and sucking on it yourself!

>>19188453
yes she is cute
CUTE

>>19198712
laying on Remi's stained sheets!

Ahh, I want to make out with her asshole~

>>19200095
Get in line, asshole.

Remi is a big girl

>>19201118
for you

>>19194693
The SDM pretty regularly has guests though. She just can't take chances. And if you aren't going to be using it, might as well get rid of it.

Don't worry though. She'll make sure you always have something fun to do, when you aren't being fed upon. And you'll get far more satisfaction from Remilia drinking your blood than you ever did from masturbation.

>>19194994
>>19195029
If she would go that far. Then it's easier to just have Patchouli magically lobotomized him. Make him incapable of anything expect serving as Remilia's food.

>>19195879
It would be a lot messier if she took care of it though. A lot more painful as well.

>>19188484
But that's not Reimu that's Remi

>>19201445
same thing

>>19188484
i want her ass in my face NOW.

>>19201463
No, they aren't, you fucking brain-dead footfag.
Don't compare cute little Remi to that rude and poor armpit slut ever again.

>>19201814
>t.

>>19201822
What does my post have to do with americans?

>>19201836
You don't understand that all italians like feet because italy is a feet.

Amerishits like to say we aren't white.

bump for her feet

>>19201155
>It would be a lot messier if she took care of it though. A lot more painful as well.
That's the point, anon!

Smelliest /jp/ thread!

>>19202058
I made a thread with a barefoot pic of flan once that was smellier.

The whole board was contaminated for a week.

>>19202069
Smelliest /jp/ thread atm*
A-anon you posted a barefoot flandre now,/jp/ is going to explode!

>>19202069
Please don't post ugly Flan in Remi's space!

>>19202088
s-sorry. I have to post at least one so you get used to her awful smell.

>>19202103
The flan is not ugly. Apologize or suffer the consequences.

>>19202193
Thread ruined.
It was so nice when it was just Remiposting.

>>19202236

>>19202193
I can feel the toxic stench invading every crevice of my body and and slowly kill me!

>>19202472
s-stop...

I promise not to post anymore flan since her feet stink already ruined this thread quite a bit. I'll never get this smell out...

>>19202537
don't sad pls remi

remi is dead
DEAD

>>19202678

>>19201155
i want remilia to bite me and turn me.

I want Remi-chan to put a tire on my neck, douse me in gasoline, then light me on fucking fire while laughing hysterically and hyperventilating while screaming at me to call her god and worship her (poisonously smelly) feets!!

I was wondering why the Remi's thread had such a low time.
Footfags need to be put to death.
This is unacceptable.

>>19202103
>>19202236
If you don't like Remi's sister you're not true Remimifag.

>>19203133
I recognise that image...

>>19203175

I'll have you know I went through the entire Remilia category on Danbooru, and it only took six months!

>>19204987

>>19202992
She'll only turn people she views as special. Food won't get that privilege.

>>19205210
What if my blood is really tasty?

>>19205225
It's not. The remi hates your blood.

Is it true Remilia only drinks the blood of virgins?

>>19205240
she will suck this board dry

Personally, I'd much rather work under Sakuya to serve the Remi and make her as happy as possible. Failing that though, I guess being a food source for her would be fine.

>>19205229
O-oh.
At least now I can finally kill myself, knowing that there's no hope for the future.

>>19204987
I've been going through every Remilia tagged image on pixiv since 2007 and I'm still only on 2011 images!

>>19205481
maybe if you pet the remi

>>19205993
Get your feets off that couch you dump vampire! No wonder jp smells terrible now!

Kill yourself out of /jp/ you feetnigger

>>19203442
You should.
I've made it pretty easy for you considering i never post this image.

>>19206005
It smells horrible because you shit on the floor rather than the toilet.
Learn some manners you Useless NEET.

>>19206932

>>19205993
Remi is so cute i'm getting lightheaded and dizzy looking at her!!

>>19207220
You are getting dizzy because she is sucking the blood out of you.

Bam! Didn't see that one coming, did ya?!

>>19209023
ああああああああああああああ！
Chougiga Ultimate Bean Baddie strikes again！！！

Remi's
bellypussy

Do not die die the Remi

>>19189868
wait a minute this artist...

is this the scat fetishist

>>19214928
If it is, I'm gonna have to ask what artist you're talking about.

>>19216936
I want to have a slumber party with the Remimi

>>19216936
Watch out, Remi is a cuddler!

She sleeps

>>19217831
Unaware of what is to happen!

post the most beautiful Remimiry picture you have

>>19219227

I would clip the remi's toenails

adorable bat that sleeps all day!

>>19220040
not fair.

I hope flan farts in the remi's closet.

I want to pat remis forehead.

why is she so great lads?

>>19221024
Because she's a powerful yet whimsical vampire loli ojou-sama. She can be cute and adorable in one situation and cool and charismatic in another without it being the least bit jarring or incongruous. I think this contrast makes her irresistible.

>>19220447
*cockslap and cum on

>>19222618
hug and pat*

>>19224442
Remi in the hood!

>>19220045
Flan farted all the time in her closet, just imagine the smell and don't forget her feets, gross.

>>19225113
just imagine the flan letting go of a big smelly fart in remi's closet after she just ate some fish and spoiled milk. It would make remi's nice dresses unwearable!

And those feet of hers! What a waste of perfectly fresh shoes to put those stinky things inside them.

why must flanfags ruin all good threads

>>19225312
flan is best and you're envious

>>19225402
funny how the 'best' can't maintain her own threads because she probably only has 2 autistic fans that must raid threads of other touhous

>>19225486
Why are you so mean to the flan?

She already was locked in a basement for 5 centuries.

Flanposting in a remi thread is sad.

>>19226059
but they are sisters

forgive pls

>>19226059
agreed

>>19226059
sumata
sumata

Don't die.

>>19236864

I want to manhandle Milady's slender loli body!

I want to hold Milady's tiny hands!

I want to kiss Milady's soft lips!

>>19203093
>worship her (poisonously smelly) feets!!

Remi's pale cute feet do not stink! She takes good care of them! She went barefoot in my garden today and only 15 flowers wilted!

>>19245180
>She went barefoot in my garden today and only 15 flowers wilted!
That's still too much, put some socks or shoes you stinky vamp.

>>19245341
ok, remi's feet stink terribly and kill all the plants in the area when she takes off her flats. Just don't bully her about it please! It's not her fault.

Is it true that she can shake her hips the best?

>>19245933
she learned from the best(meiling)
so she can shake her hips the second best!

>>19245985
the remi has no hips

>>19245990
her hips are narrow and her butt is small but she's got great technique!
she's probably the best pound-for-pound

>>19246019
a cute!

>>19245990
ohohoho remi certainly has hips and she knows how to shake'em. She just hides them and waits for a man or fairy how can keep up with her.

>>19246100
oh

:C

mommy gib milkers

>>19188453
i wanna walk into the SDM wearing armour made of garlic!

>>19246036
I want to shove my face on her crotch.

>>19252737
I hope flan kills you with her smelly feet.

>>19253144
I hope your dad hits you for being such a dumb footfag.

>>19253157
>footfag
>dumb

remi eating a burg

>>19253710
i miss that thread ;_;

>>19246036
smelly

>>19246100
Too bad the identity of and location for the Scarlet Menace remains an obscure urban legend in this universe, outstretched and irretrievably beyond reach to depressed fairies everywhere, a treat all to visible except for the fact that said visibility is on the scape of honest men in a Senatorial sitting on a summer day with the lights out and the one holding you down is preparing to make you slap yourself in the face.

>>19253770
Remi is not smelly!

>>19254051
Remilia's thin and bony body! I want to love and worship it and protect it from bullies!

>>19254051
dirt in her toenails,ew.

>>19258171
Remi's toenaiis are clean! CLEAN!!!

>>19188453
I want to be Lord of the SDM with Lady Remilia by my side!

>>19252282
I want remimi to breast feed me!

CUTE!.

>>19188453
Post the gif of remimi biting her hat!

What is this cheesy smel- oh.

Remilia is pure and her feet don't smell at all.

>>19254051
No boobie!
Is tthis a boy?!

>>19269966
I want to be Remi's pet.

>>19261703
You'd starve

>>19269966
Remi's feet stink.

Board had to air out for weeks.

KILL YOURSELF OUT OF /JP/ YOU FUCKING SMELLNIGGERS

>>19273093
this desu
rem rem and flan flan are cute, clean and neat

>>19273140

stop bringing this thread back it was on page 9

Remi is very cute

Remi would be sad if this thread got archived.

>>19289914
noooo it was on page 10

I want Remiry to get mad at me and scold me for being a perverted dog!

smol bat tats with 0% fat

>>19252282
The Scarlet sisters don't have breasts you chud.

>>19292580
Ahh, I want Remiry to catch my filthy, stinky NEET semen with her flat chest!

>>19292930
god I hate Flan
I'd hatefuck her so hard

>>19292930
Is that a Flan for ants?

>>19292930
If they have no breasts, how are they planning to feed our children?!

>>19295160
>>19292930
I want to smooch her navel, I guess I'm a lolicon after all.

She looks like a teen there tho

Remi is hungry.

>>19295160
Lower your skirt some more.

Will her character design ever be topped?

how do you deal with people who claim that flandre is cuter than remi?

>>19306913
kill

>>19306913
ignore them and direct them to their own thread, which usually dies soon after it's made

>>19306913
Ask kindly to leave the thread while petting the littler bat (flandrr) to her own thread and then the Remimi because I love both bats!
And I win both girls!!

And good night Remi thread.

Remi thread won't disappear!

>>19314808
a cute!

>>19314498
I guess Remi still wants to stay awake.
One last bump!

>>19306913
what if you take the chaotic neutral route and think both are equally as cute

>>19194920
Domo Arigatou based mod

>bought a sexdoll
>eventually bought a remilia outfit
>top was hard to get on because of the tits and inability to raise the arms past a 90 degree angle
>but the top fit eventually
>the skirt ended at the feet
>but the mobcap was x4 the size of its head
>came here
>mobcap is generally x4 the size of a head in all pics
>hem the elastic band
>looks weird now
>now notice most pics have the bow off to the side
>adjust
>weight of the bow pulls down
>eventually the bow rotates to the back of the head
>now im fucking strawberry shortcake
god damnit

>>19323251
wow bully

>>19323251
who are you quoting?

>>19323251
Your only mistake was buying a sexdoll with tits.

>>19306913
flanfags are mostly faggot. the best way to deal with them is not dealing with them.

>>19323251
for what purpose did you do this

>>19330770
So I can have a fap and a nap and some time to fix the hap.

>>19330815
hat.

>>19330815
well I sleep with a daki so I can't judge, have a good sleep

>>19330815
Look at the brightside, at least you can do paizuri to her.

>>19330815
gross

>>19330815
What does her skin feel like?

>>19337682
ever had an onahole or a fleshlight? that that but a little bit firmer

>>19327288
>flanfags are mostly faggot

>>19188655
Remi doesn't eat onions. She wants a strong dominant man to soft dom her into submission and feel like a protected little girl again. She is eternally young, but she hasn't felt weak in a thousand years and it's all she truly wants.

>>19342700
That's even better. I've always wanted to be a rather forceful and dominate a cute little ojou-sama.

>>19337816
hes right
you fags are beyond annoying and always try to make yourselves the center of attention in other 2hus' threads

>>19342700
Ahh, the Remimimiry is so super cute!
I want to pepper her whole body with kisses!

>>19292930
Do they have any garlic bread?

>>19219227

The Remi bit the Sakuya!

I want to cook her some eggs

>>19350874
Nishiuri is too good for this world

>>19350886
Is not that good desu.

>>19330815
cute

Remi is so lewd.

I want to splatter her pretty face with fat loads of my filthy, stinky, NEET semen.

>>19362731
Buy a penis first you freak.

>>19362731
why do you always comment this and why is your semen smelly?

>>19363518
Yours isn't?

>>19363616
i'm the remi you silly

>>19363705
Cute feet!

>>19363705
If you fuck Remi in the bath, would the moving water trap her until youre done?

>>19323251
This is why you custom order fetish shit
Dumbass

>>19364234
it's moving water in a static pool, not flowing water
So no it would not

>>19364135
they're smelly

>>19364234
don't do that to the remi!