/jp/ - Otaku Culture

So THAT'S where the "bullets" are coming from...

So it's not just Alice...

I dislike diapers. I'd rather they peed their underwear. Please demonstrate that they can all reliably acquire diapers, and have sufficient reason to wear them, if you wish to succeed in ruining my worldview of Gensokyo. Thank you.

>>1923495
Some Gensokyoians just wet themselves in their bloomers due to not knowing about them, being unable to obtain them, or because it's natural (like Wriggle and Mystia).

Others, however, get diaper from Kourin or Eirin or perhaps make them themselves.

Diapers are okay I guess.

Makes sense, I guess.

>nearly everyone in Gensokyo is incontinent

Why the fuck does this excite me?

Holy shit overdue sage.

...what?

>>1923657
Most Touhoes wear diapers or wet themselves regularly.

Daiper on Youmu have to be harsh on her softest skin, just look at her soft soft thighs as she spread her legs, quickly feel the skin with your cheek, then lick it, lick closer to her soft soft pink naughty parts and as you start feeling a light warm breeze on your neck you realisze you're Yuyuko's new lolipop.
As you get sucked by Yuyuko Youmu couldn't resust the inner urge to let loose her warm feelings that has been growing inside her. as you are laying down getting sucked by Yuyuko you feel Youmu's soft thighs on your head closing in. You look up seeing Youmu's face blushed red, she can't make out any words she just looks at you and breathe deeply. and as she was about to open her mouse Yuyuko took a light bite on the tip of your lollipop, as a reaction to that you lift your head and accidentally came so close to Youmu that that you could feel her breath in your mouth.
Youmu grab your head in her hands and lift's you up and kisses you.
--->

>>1923703
She's moaning and you can't hold back. You grab her chest and is slowly moving her small breasts in a circular way, she she stopped kissing you and took a fast deep breath and started breath faster and you searched your way in under her clothes and she took you hand and drag t to her pink soft, so soft naughty part and as she hold you hand there she stood up and forced your hand to drag her panties down and she was dripping wet.
She turned around and sat on your chest and once again spread those soft thighs so that you now could see her wet vagina.
-You c-can... do what you want with me...
As you where about to sample the pink juicy part Yuyuko stopped sucking you dick and started groping Youmu's small breasts.
-NNnnggg.. Ahh...
Yuyuko was liking Youmu's ear and whispered to her:
He's all yours...

>>1923728
But...but I want Yuyuko, not Youmu. ;_;

Youmu became even more red than before and looked at Yuyuko and couldn't resist looking at you dick fully erected and hard as rock.
Youmu's wet pussy was dripping juice on your shirt and you could smell the scent form her.
The feeling made you penis jerk a Little and hit Youmu in the back.
Ahh!
She almost jumped up from the hit from it that she moved her body towards your face and her pussy was so close to your mouth that you licked it.
She close her thighs and squeezed juice in your face and spasmed.
You couldn't move as Yuyuko sat on your knees and Youmu's whole womanhood in your face.
Youmu realized what she did and moved further down carefully not to hit your dick again.
You sat up, grabbing Youmu and lifted her to the lower thighs of your body.
And grabbed her hand and placed it on you dick, she resisted first.
You said that you could do whatever you wanted with her.

>>1923750

Youmu took a deep breath and closed her eyes...
-B-be gentle... with me.

You smiled and layed her down on Yuyuko that followed your movement. You spread Youmu's legs again and moved to her face
-I will be gentle...
You started licking youmu's lips and moved down to her chest area and past it.
Once down at her soft pussy you start to suck it right away...

>>1923768
To be continued...

>>1923771
>>1923768
>>1923750
>>1923728
>>1923703
Oh god

>>1923750
Is this meant to be in verse?

I'd like to diaper some Touhoes...

>>1924160

This is clearly relevant to my interests.

>>1923489
Hentai baka gaijin, go away!

Interesting theory.

>>1924604
Thanks.
Had nothing to do last night.
(GTM+1 here)

>>1923768
Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materializes in front of you and in a loud, booming voice, shouts

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?"

Everything turns black and you wake up to find yourself seated in a lecture theater. "Welcome to 6.001" is written on the board and Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walks into the room, wearing his customary robe and wizard hat.

>>1925150
"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

The Sussman produced a wand and waved it in the air, muttering to himself. A bright flash of light filled the room, and a stream of glowing parentheses shot out the end of the wand, dissappearing into the air. The students applauded loudly.

>>1925153
"This is boring," you think to yourself, and start falling asleep. You wake up to the texture of a keyboard on your face. Lifting your head up and looking at the monitor, you see /jp/ open and the words "Fact: nearly everyone in Gensokyo is inconti" in the comment field.

>>1923771
Ok then...
>>1923768
Youmu let of a light scream as she started to moan and at same time Yuyuko started to play with her breasts.
Youmu was was constantly moving from all this tension...
You couldn't handle it any longer you wanted to thrust you dick that was rubbing against Yuyuko's into Youmu's hot soft body. Just as you was about to do it Youmu placed her hand on your face as if she wanted to to stop. She was about to cum, you knew that so you burrowed up from under both of them and sat on your knees in front of them and started to finger Youmu.
Youmu screamed in pleasure that you had to stop, but you only went faster and faster.
Youmu started to spasm, and suddenly she let of a scream while almost kicking you as she covered her naughty parts. A small fountain of love juice pours out of her vagina.
She collapses and is laying on top of Yuyuko, breathing really hard and she fell tears maybe both from the pleasure and joy.
You waited no longer, you couldn't wait you grabbed Youmu's feet and spread them once again.
-This is gonna sting at first Youmu.
You placed two fingers in her pussy and open the lips up and grabbed your dick and as you where pushing it in you pulled you fingers up to the clitoris and lightly pinged her as you was forcing your way into her.

>>1925150

well they have books so they'd probably figure it out eventually

>>1925161
I like this "ending" better.

Just a few weeks ago you guys could not stand diapers! All the same, I'm glad to see the crowd coming back out from under the bed.

You guys still have self-confidence issues and NEET bedwetting tendencies? It's all right, we have each other~

>>1925184
At first you felt that you should follow her demands and be gentle to her but instead once you was about to pop her vagina you trusted it all the way in.
-AHH!!!
As a being pierced by your dick she screamed in pain and she started to cry.
You pulled it out almost so that you could see the tip of you penis then you grabbed her shoulder and and pushed her against you and thrust you penis even harder this time.
Her tears was falling and Yuyuko said that this will soon be over... The pain that is.
You started to move faster and faster and for every time you pushed it in Youmu let out a scream.
Yuyuko Let go of Youmu and went to finger her pussy.
Yu-Yuyuko-sama... ahh! don't... Hnng!
Youmu was close to having a second ejaculation. as was breathing hard again. She had stopped crying as the pleasure overwhelmed the pain and as she was about to come, you pulled out and started to lick and suck her pussy while Yuyuko still fingered her.

>>1925191
Fuck off, this diaper shit needs to go.

>>1925202
It's okay, we still love you <3~

"Please... please let me go ze~"

The black-white pleaded to the rainbow magician; while battling the forceful urge within her, Marisa begged again. With tears in her eyes, her actions were simply ignored by an apathetic Alice; sitting not even five feet away and reading a book, peering out the corner of her eye at the witch's struggle. Her many dolls completely restricting Marisa's movement in her time of desperation.

"You must..." the witch whined, "please, release your dolls! I can't take it much more..."

Alice remained idle and flipped a page in her book. The pressure within the Marisa grew greater with every passing second, a force that she could never prevent merely with knowledge and wit.

"I... beg of you... please..." a mixture of tears and sweat streamed from the witch's face and made its way to the magician's wooden floor.

"I... I..." with her last shred of willpower, Marisa fell to the floor. With her face down, in a shameless admit of defeat, a puddle formed from under her; the liquid passing through the thin fabric and drenched her dress within mere seconds. A smirk appeared on Alice's face as the liquid expanded on her floor and made it's way up Marisa's body; the magician placed her book down and walked passed the witch, stepping in the shallow puddle of Marisa's urine.

"I hate you... you damn bitch." With her head still facing the floor, tears multiplied in the witch's eyes and diffused with liquid she exerted moments ago. Whelps and sobs came from Marisa's mouth along with mumbles of "damn Alice..." and "I'll never forgive you."

The magician walked back into the room and tapped the witch on the shoulder; looking up, she saw Alice's hand reaching out. Knowing she couldn't continue to wallow in her piss, she picked herself up and hung her head as Alice lead her to another room.

In Alice's bedroom with the door shut behind them, the magician began to remove the soiled dress of the witch; however, she was met with a forceful hand.

"What are you doing ze~? I don't need your help," muddled Marisa with the slightest hint of red in her cheek. "I can do this myself. Also, what are those things..." she pointed to her bed. Alice picked up one of the white objects; "those can't be..." the magician nodded.

Marisa signed with a hint of disgust, "You get weirder everyday, doll freak..." A thought occurred. "Hey, wait, why do you even have those things?" Hesitant, Alice lifted her skirt and revealed that she herself was wearing a diaper. Despite the humility that bestowed onto Marisa minutes ago, a smile came to her face. "So it is true, you do lea..."

Alice forcefully grunted and a trio of dolls surrounded the witch. One quickly flew behind Marisa and untied her apron and the other two grabbed the straps of her dress and lifted it over her head; the dolls then flew off with the garments. Before the black-white had a chance to fight it, she stood in Alice's bedroom with nothing but her shirt and soaked bloomers.

Alice, face redden, placed her hand on the witch's shoulders and led her to her bed. Marisa, unsure of what she should do, was forcefully seated on the edge and pushed back by the doll otaku.

Alice excitingly placed her fingers on the witch's waist; as she was about to pull down her bloomers, the magician was met with Marisa's grasp.

"No, ze~. Don't you dare do that." Just then, a group of dolls flew onto Marisa and restrained her arms and legs once again. "Dammit, ze~; let me go!" Alice ignored the demand and pulled down the wet bloomers. Staring at what was now exposed, trickles of blood dripped from the magician's nose.

"You sad, lonely freak." Marisa remarked as it was all she could do. Wiping the drippings of passion from her face, she slid the diaper under Marisa. Sprinkling a blot of powder onto the area, she quickly taped the garment into position before she fainted from blood loss.

Regaining her composure, Alice witnessed what she had accomplished and let out a delightful smile. Flushed with redness, she placed her face next to Marisa's and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek. Then with a soft giggle, she slowly walked toward the door.

"I'll make some tea and cakes." The dollmaster opened the door and exited the room; her minions release their grasp on the witch and followed.

Marisa sat up, hearing the unfamiliar crinkle as Alice's success, and pondered what the magician really meant to her.

Suddenly, a huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes materialized in front of them, and in a loud booming hiss, asked "Have you read your SICP today?"

The surroundings faded into blackness and within a few moments the group found themselves seated in a lecture hall at MIT, amongst several dozen other students. "Welcome to 6.001" was written on the blackboard, and Professor Gerald Jay Sussman walked into the room, dressed in his robe and wizard hat.

The Sussman, who up until now had paid no attention to the group, turned and stared at the witch with an astonished expression.

"What did you just say?" he asked, pointing his wand at the witch.

All of the other students turned in the direction of the group.

"Nothing," she answered quietly.

"I hope so," The Sussman said in stern tone, ending his pointing with the wand.

"And... well I guess you know everyone needs a magical language and sorcerers, right, real sorcerers use ancient Arcadian, or Sumerian, or Babylonian or whatever. We're gonna control our spirits in a magical language called LISP, which is a language designed for talking about... for casting the spells that are procedures to direct the processes," the Sussman continued, waving his wand around as he spoke.

"What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic," Marisa muttered almost inaudibly.

Once again, the Sussman quickly turned and stared at her, pointing with his wand.

"Is this a hack?" he asked as he glanced around and saw the witch, the magician, Alice, and Marisa.

"What...?" Marisa managed to say, all of the confused by what had just happened.

"Nevermind, let's start the lecture." The Sussman said softly.

"I'd like to welcome you to this course on computer science. ... Actually, it's a terrible way to start. Computer science is a terrible name for this business. First of all it's not a science." The Sussman lectured while the students sat and listened attentively.

"What's going on?" Alice whispered to Marisa.

"I have no idea. But this is getting interesting."

"Or we'll actually see that computer... so-called science actually has a lot in common with magic." The Sussman continued.

"So procedures are the spells if you like that control these magical spirits that are the processes."

"Excuse me?" he asked, "What did you say again?"

"Nothing," she replied, trying to avoid attention.

"No, I'm pretty sure you said something. Please repeat it for us, so as not to miss a fine learning opportunity."

"She said, 'What a disappointment. I thought he was going to teach us magic'," the witch exclaimed. At the sound of those words the Sussman's face turned a bright red.

"HOW DARE YOU DOUBT ME!!" The Sussman shouted angrily. "By the power of the Y combinator I send thee to the land of Java!"

The Sussman raised his wand and a pointed it at the group, sending from its blunt point a stream of red parentheses. Almost immediately Alice sent forth her dolls, which collided with the parentheses at 61.8034% of their way toward her, creating a blindingly bright blue ball of plasma. The other students watched in amazement as the parentheses slowly ate their way through the doll-storm towards Alice.

Youmu started to spasm again and Yuyuko almost used Youmu's clitoris as a guitarr.
At last she was about to come.
You started to dig your tongue deeper into her pussy.
Aaah!! AAAaaahh!!
Youmu came and this time it was pouring out juice with no end and you sucked and sucked and you started to some laughter and screams.

You opened you eyes and both Youmu and Yuyuko was gone.
All you saw was a ceiling.
You was still dazed but could hear the laughter even more now. Suddenly your best friends girlfriend comes up and looks down on you
-Was it that good of a dream eh?
Was this all a dream? You thought.
-It must've been if you look at his cock she said with a laughter.

You felt the embarrassment coming from all direction as well as the staring look from everyone around you.

>>1925221
Then the snake head appears, you get teleported back to the lecture hall at MIT and wake up to find that you've just missed most of the first lecture of 6.001.

For bedtime.

I'm suprised, just last week this thread wouldn't have made it 5 minutes before getting saged and reported to death.

For bedtime.

>>1925229
Apparently they like either diapers or Youmu

>>1925231
I wish I could wear those to bed.

>>1925231
Cute~

For bedtime.

>>1925231

M-m-max absorbancy?!

Fancy stuff, Anon.

>>1925231
>>1925239
>>1925241
It's quite an interesting experience to sleep with a diaper on, isn't it? So very soft, but it tends to get uncomfortably hot...

>>1925250
They only make one kind. From what I hear it's pretty absorbant, though.

>>1925250
You should try it and see just how many wettings it can take.

>>1925252
Yes and it's not even that hot.

>Fact: nearly everyone in Gensokyo is incontinent

You're a sick individual.

They can be hundreds of years old but their bodies are frozen in time, the humans age veeery slowly and some of them are fucking immortals.

Moreso, everyone appear to be under the age of 30, so I believe they still have perfect control over their bladders and sphincters.

>>1925250
>>1925256
http://www.dry247.com/

They're even having a sale (that's been going on for six months).

You faggots need to be persecuted like the furfag, hell, I wouldn't be surprised if you fags were diaper furfags.

This is all I have.
Old picture, but still, not that great.

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>>1925217

ZUN is crying.

/jp/ is not your diaper forum

reported

So /jp/ doesn't hate diapers anymore?

I guess it's time to find a better board.

>>1925271
Sorry that we have a fetish that you don't agree with.
That's the least and most I can say, even if it doesn't change anything.

>>1925279
Guess what faggot, /jp/ is not the board to force your FREE SPEECH bullshit.

>>1925279
yeah, nice try furfags, that shit don't fly here.

WHAT THIS THREAD NEEDS IS A GOOD BROFISTING, JESUS CHRIST, WHAT'S WITH EUROFAGS AND DIAPERS?

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>>1925285
Of course not.
There aren't many places on the internet that have free speech.
Same with in public.

>>1925285
>>1925286
ZUN agrees with it.

Why are you acting like kids?

>>1925296
Yep.

Ignore the two.

>>1925290
/jp/ IS NOT YOUR DIAPER BOARD, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO POST YOUR SHIT HERE. THERE ARE PLENTY OF WEBSITES OUT THERE FOR YOU TO CONGREGATE WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOURSELVES

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So it's bascially one or two people saging this thread?

What happened to that NEET bedwetting thread that happened a while back? I loved the self-confidence boosts that everyone got!

>>1925291
>ZUN agrees with it.

>>1925296
Yeah, just ignore them.

>>1925298
There are plenty of bedwetters here (I included).

Possibly even more so than diaper lovers.

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This one was almost better than the other story I read yesterday about a glue fetish that somehow became SICP-related

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>>1925305
The diaperfags are among with most "/jp/" users of the board.

>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...

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Fuck yeah, diapers! I don't understand why so many people have a problem with them here.

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>>1925314
EXCUSE ME SIR

You forgot your sage. It's lying over there, in the other thread.

and you decide to counter diaper shit with /b/rofist faggotry. brilliant.

I'd rather have athens post 24/7 on /jp/ than have diapershits

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>>1925316
Only like 2 or 3 people constantly bitch about these threads. They're probably trolls.

>>1925319
Thus is the reason why it's only one kid doing this and thinking he's cool for it.

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>>1925326
>>1925327
>same person trying to downplay people who disagree with them to make themselves feel more mainstream

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>>1925319

( 　ﾟ,_ゝﾟ)

>>1925329
Learning how 4chan posting works.

I love how stupid you kids from /b/ are.

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>>1925329
/jp/ IS pretty much Touhou/Diapers. Always has been. Lurk more, newfag, and if you don't like diapers then GTFO.

Ironically enough you are bumping this thread to the top.

>>1925335
You are obviously a goddam newfag to /jp/. GO back to whatever diaper community you came from.

>>1925339
SUP NEWFAG, CO­N­C­ERNED CITIZEN­S OF /jp/ AGAINST CA­NCER

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>>1925340
I also love how witty you guys think you are.

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/jp/ isn't safe from /b/ either.
At least it hasn't reached /v/ or /a/ levels of poison.

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Quit your arguing, guys. Arguing isn't fun for either side!

Preach peace and love!

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>>1925340
/jp/ is my favorite diaper community though.

>>1925349
What manner of newfag are you? Brofisting on /jp/ is super fucking old.

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>>1925259
>>You should try it and see just how many wettings it can take.

Well, it does seem silky soft.

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Oh boy, /b/ learned how to direct saviorchan attacks to other boards.

>>1925361
It really is.

It's so smooth against your skin.

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>>1925366
LOL BROFIST IS /b/ XD

>and you decide to counter diaper shit
>diaper shit

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>>1925351
I can't be in peace when I know that some people come into our threads and tell us what we shouldn't like!

Just report the fist posts.

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Sure is furfag whining in this thread. Why don't you guys go over to their board? I heard they love your diapers

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>>1925388
>brofist
>/v/
NICE TRY NEWFAG DIAPERFAG, BROFIST IS /jp/

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Keep the BROFIST shit in /v/ where it belongs.

We NEET's of /jp/ couldn't care less about bros.

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>>1925381
Sure is troll around here. Why don't you go back to /a/? Or even better, /b/!

>>1925375
Be at peace anyway~

It's not that hard!

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>>1925394
>thinks he's representative of /jp/

>>1925397
He is.

All the older people seem to not mind diapers here.

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I have a feeling this won't end well.

Okay, I am fucking sick and fucking tired of these fucking threads about rape! RAPE IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY! Joke about anything else you want, /b/...

Joke about cp, joke about loli, joke about murder, joke about drugs, but DON'T FUCKING JOKE ABOUT RAPE! Rape DESTROYS a woman, it STRIPS HER OF HUMANITY! It is disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane. RAPE IS OFF THE FUCKING TABLE, /b/, NOT EVEN YOU FUCKING VIRGIN ASSHOLES CAN BE SUCH FUCKHOLES THAT YOU JOKE ABOUT A WOMAN'S WOMANHOOD BEING VIOLATED!

And no, I am not some lesbian dyke cunt, I am a woman. I was raped. My virginity taken from me, I can never give it to a man I love. I was raped again and again and again and again and again by a random stranger when I was 15, And between you and me something amazing happened...and now I can talk to animals! Its really cool! But totally a secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.

>>1925402
>older people
>he thinks he knows the age of anonymous posters

>>1925403
>joke about murder

You don't think murder and gore are
>disgusting, inhumane, regressive and insane
?

Ok so its really late, like 5:45~ and i didnt plan on fapping tonight because i was just going to play some tf2 and record some demos etc, and then go to sleep, and i see this thing about zach roloff dying etc so i stay on /b/, and then i see this thread. the borderline CP pic thread that just got 404d.

now, i normally lock my door when i fap, whoever is trying to open my door probably knows what im doing but for the sake of decency nobody says anything, just, what are you doing? oh i forgot i locked the door sorry. yea im going to bed soon. ok goodnight.

>>1925400
Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.

So we got diaperfags, /b/tards who don't know how to use saviorchan, and idiots.
Man, it's like all of 4chan's worst bits combined into one compact thread.
All it needs now are furfags.

>>1925404
It made no sense, sucked shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation, characters, voice acting sucked shit-slathered cocks in Hell. But you manage to make it through the whole pile of steaming shit just to see the end. Because that's what this anime is about. There's nothing else to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a fucking dancing anime.

>>1925397
At least I'm not attacking your weird fetishes.

When people post armpits and feet everyone is okay with it. But diaper threads always cause a shitstorm. Why can't you just accept that some people have different fetishes?

>>1925408
So I was out in my yard doing some gardening (it's actually quite relaxing) and I saw this little girl walking down the street in the corner of my eye. But something was wrong with her, she seemed frantic and lost. Her shirt was torn, and her arms were crossed tightly around her chest. I could just tell something was wrong with her.

>>1925410
/jp/ is not diaper fetish board.

reimu armpits is touhou, therefore /jp/ related

>>1925415
And Touhou is diapers.

Both are noncanon fetishes related to Touhou.

>>1925410
There recently was a thread about awful room-mates, along with pictures. I have my own experience.

Housing complex. The units are basically small cottages, made for two room-mates, with a common area and attached kitchen, a small storage closet in the common area containing water pipes leading to Suite A's bathroom. The two private areas of the suite contained a private bedroom, a sliding glass patio door, and a private bathroom. Sounds idyllic.

>>1925415
I dub this time the sealing. I really don't mind cleaning up poop and shit, I used to be assistant manager of an apartment complex, but it is taking too much time to clean. I buy a range-top, and seal things off after writing a surrender letter to Jed, declaring that he has evicted me from the common area. Shortly after I come up with my Home Alone security system, withold rent except for a nominal $50 a month, and go on with life as if I did not have a crazy room-mate sealed away in the other end of the apartment. Time left on lease at this point: 2 months.

>>1925420
So anyway, I am crawling through the hole I've made in the blockaded hallway. I finally realize why he has been making so much noise. The fucker has made some kind of evil fortress. If my room is the fortress of light, his is the fortress of evil. And feces.

I wasn't in the right mind to come up with awesome catch phrases, so let's pretend I screamed something bannable like, "The juice is loose!"

*with navis voice* hey listen every1 im new!!!!!!! *gets shot* … *holds up phoenix down and comes back 2 life* ahem! my name is katy but u can call me RiNoA t3h FirE G0ddesS !!!!!!!! lol...as u can see i like video games!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet gamers like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 play smash bros melee w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u don’t like it deal w/it) its our favorite game!!! bcuz it has SOOOO many vg charactrs!!!! She likes games 2 of course but I want 2 meet more gamers =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

FALCON PUUUUUNCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein falcon ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!!

love and potions,
*~ RiNoA t3h FirE G0ddesS ~*

Why don't we have aisles like this in the west, damn.

i guess this is why they call this forum 'random' ROFL xD

I love how the worst posters of the board are those who complain about shit posting.

I believe we still have 80~ posts in which to discuss, gentlemen.

So tell me some of your better experiences with diapers and post the touhou you think fits them best!

>>1925427
It's not really a secret, but we don't really tell that many people about it.

>>1925427

You mean the samples on display?

>>1925427
Gary needs to be the rival in the next two Pokémon games.

I don't care if he's 30 by time they take place, it must happen. And he needs to be an even bigger asshole, too. Everytime his theme starts playing the player should recoil in fear because they know that his level 100 Blastoise is about to rape you.

At the end of a cave? Your Pokémon all poisoned with no HP left. Gary appears.

Leaving Team Whatever's HG on the way to the Pokémon center? Gary appears.

Gary should appear in the middle of the credits. Gary should appear while you're healing your Pokémon. Gary should challenge you before you even get your damn Pokémon.

The last sound you hear before you die?

His theme.

>>1925427
Western values messed up society's views of diapers.

>>1925432
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke. Me: It's alright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my cunt? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle.

My Nazi fetish makes my boyfriend uncomfortable.I NEED ADVICE. You appear to be experienced in these matters, so I'll give this a try.My boyfriend told me that he finds my Irma Grese/ Ilse Koch-style Third Reich dominatrix costumes to be disturbing; he seems reluctant to participate in Lebensborn roleplaying and even Auschwitz guard/ male prisoner roleplaying. He also suggested gently that I take down the Hitler Youth propaganda posters that are currently hanging over my bed.Is Nazism a 'turnoff'? If so, why?

>>1925439
laughing hard.

>>1925431
Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my lastest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarassing this is to me.

>>1925432
I had a dream yesterday that I took a dump outside my front doorstep. Being the responsible citizen I am I decided I should take a plastic bag, pick it up and put it in the garbage. While doing this a couple of people walked up to me and started commenting on something which had become attached to the shit after having picked it up. It looked like a small piece of cardboard or something. I think they also said it was a "good shit" or something similar.

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finially needed a womens opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

>>1925427
1. get the following items from your local Wal-mart.

A water baby (in the girls toy aisle where the lolis roam.) It is a regular looking baby doll with a hollow body that is supposed to be filled with warm water to make the doll all soft and jiggly like a real, no-boned baby.

3 jars of strawberry preserves. (It has to be preserves, jams and jellys don't work as well.

2. Fill the water baby with the strawberry preserves until it just about to bust and dress the baby with the clothes that came with it.

3. The next time someone rides your ass, throw the baby out of your window onto their windshield. The will see a jiggly baby go flying toward them and then explode into a pile of bright red and chunky gore.

4. The driver stops and is traumatized for life or gets in a wreck and dies. Either way, that bitch is off your ass.

>>1925432
I can't think of any bad ones..

/b/ follows the divine teachings of raptor jesus
since we cant understand what dinosaurs say though, we just kind of do whatever we think he would want us to

I am Chinese man and very happy. We taking all your money U.S.A. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all work for Chinese man. Ha Ha Ha. We make everything, you make nothing. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you are third world county like Mexico. Ha Ha Ha. We will be buying your country cheap. Ha Ha Ha. We make friends with Muslims and will get more of the oil so you have little. Ha Ha Ha. You have stupid politicians. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you will all be very poor. Ha Ha Ha. Soon you all be dead.

>>1925432
After about 2 weeks of looking and talking to people involved in "the lifestyle" in the area, we got an invite to a pretty exclusive invite-only masquerade party about 2 hours north of us. It just so happened that was the same weekend that my mom was going to some security conference for her job (bank branch manager) and dad was going to tag along and make a weekend of it since it was going to be way out in Chicago. Fuckin' perfect timing, right?

>>1925445
An old bottle of syrup of ipecac, which would seem useless, but it's ferment to the point of being lethal.

>>1925445
All of them would looks nice in a diaper.

>>1925443
Okay, so I think I understand what's going on. You're curious that your "boyfriend" (read: fuck-of-the-week) spends a lot of time every day going F5 F5 F5 on 4chan's /b/, which is the only part of the fucking site he probably goes to. So you decided "Hey, I think I'll post a thread here and see what these CRAZY HILARIOUS INTERNET PEOPLE have to say!" I bet you like going to sites like Fark and collegehumor and Ebaumsworld when you're not posting glitter comments in people's myspaces and listening to the streaming mp3s they have linked on their profiles.

Also, you are a ridiculous waste of a human being with nothing better to do with your time than to sit here and say "Hey guys I'm a girl teehee I giggle and I'm soft and I get to wear cute clothes when I go out on Friday nights! Hey you know what'd be fun I have a good idea I'll sit here and press F5 F5 F5 on a thread I made and watch people from the internet talk to me!"

You're just trying to validate your vapid existence by proving your gender to you, yourself.

Femininity doesn't travel over Ethernet and DOCSIS, honey. When you're standing there at the bus stop in the morning on the way to your $8/hr part-time job, and people start talking to you, they're not "being nice people" - they're trying to find an opening to get a chance to fuck you. And you're so wrapped up in yourself that you don't even realize it, you just think that people are talking to you because you look cute and it brings a smile to their morning to see a pretty young thing like you.

But nobody would have known you were a girl if you hadn't fucking posted this abortion of a post. Therefore any and all conversation you're having here is completely initiated by you, for the sole purpose of garnering internal merit for yourself.

>>1925403
>>/b/

It's not like you wouldn't whore yourself if you weren't raped, you disgusting copypasta.

Inuyasha sucks, it is not meaningful at all and is in all actuality a really bad anime. The manga is halfway decent, but still not nearly Rumiko Takahashi's best work. The main character is fucking RANMA with dog ears and white hair. I swear to god she copy pasta'd the character, and that was what made the series dumb. But then all these stupid fucking fangirls come in and are like omg inu<3 <3 <3 and fagged it up. You want to see OC? Go read Ranma 1/2, Inuyasha is copyright infringement on that.

After you read this, I guarantee you will feel sorry for me.

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better.

That's what life is like to me.

I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true.

When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to use a diaper. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well. Unfortunately there was also an issue. I have a digestional disorder that sometimes cause my shit to become large and quite solid while still inside me. I wasn't aware it was a treatable problem and, in fact, just thought everyone had to deal with the equivalent of anal kidney stones. I bring this up because I had a mighty one which had been loaded into the gun for several days.

>>1925455

Bitter virgin detected.

And no, I'm not white-knighting for that silly cunt. You just sound like you've got problems is all. Chill.

So she goes down on me. She was always average at best in the head department but at least she tried. She pops my cock out of her mouth long enough to look up at me and say "tell me if you like this". Then I feel it.

She stuck her finger up my ass.

My brain hits the panic switch and every muscle in my entire body locks up tighter than a three year old virgin. But its too late.

I take a massive, PAINFUL, PAINFUL shit, all over her parents comforter.

No, you aren't understanding. I mean large. Huge. IMMENSE. Take your largest shit and multiple it by forty-two and you'll have an idea of what flew out of me.

And gents, when I say flew, I don't mean "I pooped." I mean "projectile". I mean "hurricane force winds hitting an umbrella stand". And due to my condition, it comes out as a large, dark brown, smelly harpoon.

I know it hit her. I didn't see it. She ran screaming "OH MY GOD OHMYGODOHMYGODEEEEEWWWWWWWW" but I always imagined that, due to her position, it hit her right in the chin. Or at least the tits.

>>1925462
Okay I have one to trump everything. It will sound unbelievable, and like it should have been an episode of Seinfeld, cause everything went wrong. I swear that this is 100% true, unaltered.

>>1925454
I mean experiences.
I haven't made up my main on which touhous would look good in diapers though, I'm not much of person to watch the fetish.

>>1925445
Then tell me some of the good ones!

Can you go back to the brofisting?

I really could do without the mediocre /b/ Gaia level copipe.

as at Baltimore for the past couple of days. I spent most of the time down at the inner harbor, partaking in such activities as convincing old women that the lobster at Uno's pizza is fantastic and trying to make off with a young couple's dog. However, during the midday of this Thursday, I stopped into the nearby Best Buy.

>>1925466
I use toilet paper, stand up, and flush. Just as I thought, a clog. 'No prob', I say to myself as I reach for the plunger. But instead of my rubber and wooden savior, there is only a void. They do NOT OWN A PLUNGER. Who the fuck doesn't own one? Two females living with no male, that's who. I crack the door and tell her to go buy me a pack of my Marlboro Red 100's. She goes out the garage to my car, time to get to work.

The following is a tale depicting the events during which my life was completely changed in all aspects. I shall only be a few minutes, so if you will please, have a seat, and I will relate to you the story of how I became known as the "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air."

It was on the western edge of the town of Philidelphia, Pennsylvania where I spent my childhood and adolescence, raised by my mother. I spent my days relaxing and enjoying wonderful leisure activity, usually by partaking in games of basketball just outside the school which I attended. One day, a couple of gentlemen, acting very suspicious and resentful of my playfulness, began to start some conflict with me. It was only one trivial brawl which I suffered through, but my mother indeed became rather worried. She told me when I returned to my home that I would be moving with my aunt and uncle in the town of Bel-Air, California.

I signaled for a taxi cab to pick me up, and when one arrived at the airport which I had just landed at, despite my decision to omit that part of my story, I became aware that the liscense plate affixed to its rear bumper had the word "FRESH" printed on it, and that there were couple of fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror inside the cab. I thought to myself that this taxi sure was a rare breed, but shook these thoughts from my head to return to the task at hand. I told the driver of the taxi to take me to Bel-Air. At around seven or eight o'clock that evening, and I jokingly commented to the driver that I would probably have to smell the inside of his taxi again at a later time. I then took a good look at my newfound kingdom at which I had just arrived. Indeed, I was at last there and I was prepared to sit on my new throne, to be dubbed the Prince of Bel-Air.

Just as you'd suspect though, this shit turns on me the worst way possible. I've never been religious myself, but the idea of corrupting the pure turns me on to the point of madness. However, she had left me alone to fap this week, and it was driving me nuts. During one said fap session, her little sister calls my cell phone, asking if I would bring her ipod to her (Apparentely big sis borrows things without permission sometimes) Being thirteen, she can't drive. She gave me the address of her stepfather's, and said to come right in, as she was alone and might be in the shower. yes, /b/, a thirteen year old alone at home, naked, and me with my balls bluer than the skies themselves. I knew I had to strike.

>>1925468
in all seriousness.
all complete seriousness, as in: no more memes or witty comebacks.
all of that shit aside, completely serious right now.
if I had a gun with one bullet, and you were standing in front of me.
but next to you, was Hitler, alive again and ready to kill another 7 million or so Jews.
Honestly, I would shoot you. I really would. Why you're even on /b/ is something I really would like to know. I want to know how you managed to stumble into this place, and who told you about this secret place of the internet.

Honestly, you're the sole reason /b/ is full of fail nowadays. It would give me great pleasure to know that before I left, I could at least convince one idiot to leave this place for those with a positive IQ.

So please, in all seriousness, just leave this place and never return

I’ll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak that raised a big red flag. She was 32 at the time and I could practically HEAR her biological clock ticking. Regardless, she was a good lay, easy on the eyes, and reasonably good company.

>>1925467
>>1925466
Marisa would be very cute.

Alice, Yuka, Reisen, Yumemi, Aya and Renko would all be good too.

>>1925468
it goes into production, it should be ready for release

>>1925477
>>1925471
>>1925464
I have been keeping and saving any and all I find running around my house.

>>1925200
to protect us from your idiot friends

>>1925477
>Renko

University student moe~?

>>1925477
there is only one correct answer

My boyfriend asked me to let him "fuck me like a cat-girl".
I'm not really into his manga things and I don't really know what to do. What should I do?
Can you give me any advice?
I'm not a puritan, but I'm kinda prudish and I don't want to do anything perverted or degrading, and I don't want either he or I lose our respect for me.

>>1925486
then you are one step closer to enlightenment

>>1925484
>>1925476
you have recently come to this place

>>1925467
Nothing extraordinary I guess.
The best one I can think of recently is when I actually got my first adult diapers. Before that I always managed to get pullups instead. It was wonderful.

>>1925486
Quite.

I hit my girlfriend today, /b/.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the years.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. I washed off my hand, browsed /b/ for a bit, and took a dump. While I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go to the cops or anything.

I'm not too sure what to do next.

>>1925491
Everything is copypasta, even this post.

>>1925492
Here’s the funny thing about putting stuff in your dick, unlike Guts, whatever is in there when you come gets pushed out along with the jizz.

Went from brofist to old kopipe to shitty kopipe.

About a month ago, I found out that my husband looks at/watches porn. At first, I didn’t know if it was an addiction or just an every now and then slip up, so I let it go. But now I am still finding it. I have not told him that I know yet. I don’t think he would understand that I want to help him, not degrade him. We are still rebuilding trust from a previous issue. However, I feel like I need to confront him in order to start the healing process. eek! Help! Please pray that God will work in this situation. I love my husband very much and I know that he loves me! I just want healing to begin. Thank you

>>1925497
I had no sympathy for her.

I STILL CAN'T CATCH THAT FUCKING PIKACHU
IT'S BEEN LIKE EIGHT FUCKING YEARS
MY BUSINESS PARTNERS ARE A PRANCING FAGGOT AND AN OBNOXIOUS CAT
I WANT TO DIE

I remember the first time I ordered Abri-form XP.

Coming from years of store brought diapers, I could never image that it would hold so much.

>>1925497
>calling it kopipe makes me look cooler in the eyes of my peers

wacky me for thinking the best of American women

I'm the goddamn Batman, and I think it's time I said this.

Every Superman I've ever met has had his head stuck up his own ass. Batman should seriously rule the world. There'd be no war because that's just one cape size comparison. There'd be no hunger or crime, because we actually know how to throw Batarangs at other people. All that backstabbing bitchiness shit is the result of a Superman-dominated society. The only reason you say gb2/Gotham is that you're all lazy Kryptonian fucks who don't want to do anything for yourselves because you're dependent on the goddamn Batman. God, I'd love to cut the dick off every snide Kryptonian I meet and shove it down his own throat, then rape him to near-death with a red-hot Kryptonite bar, then gouge his eye out and shit in the socket.

This isn't copypasta, either, and I'm really the goddamn batman.

Yuyuko would look good in diapers.

"Oh, these? They're nothing important. Where's the next batch of food, Youmu?"

>>1925505
she has made a very bad mistake.

One time my sister and grandpa were in the room with me while I was doing some homework. My grandpa told my sister that if she didn't take her underwear off, he was going to "fucking kill her". Needless to say, she took her underwear off. He put a makeshift ballgag in her mouth made from a sock and some duct tape to prevent my parents from hearing the screaming. Next- he told me to take my underwear off or "I would be fucking next", as he started to cut my sisters abdomen with a swiss army knife. He made me fuck the hole he cut in her stomach, while I weeped softly and wished I was somewhere else. Afterwards, he took his pants off and told us that his PENIS was the snake that made mommy and that if we told her, it was going to poison her. My sister died that night from internal bleeding. And I have been a nympho ever since.

>>1925503
but keep it a secret

Patchy, too. Fits the pajamas well.

>>1925503
I wish I could get my hands on medical grade diapers, but sadly I'm a borderline NEET (going to school, that's why I'm not a NEET)
Sneaking that in past my parents wouldn't be an easy task, even though I'm a bed wetter.

>>1925491
The poor girl locked herself

>>1925509
its possible already just alot of fucking work

>>1925517
Holds a lot, feels better, less leakage.
That's basically it for me.

>>1925509

What makes medical grade so good?

>>1925509
...then you are not a NEET.

Just order discreet shipping and not care about what comes to the door.

I'd like to ask a question to everyone who thinks the name "cockmongler" is so important: have you thought about how many young people might be viewing this site? I know my teenage son LOVES to hang out on 4chan and other "anime" sites while he's at school. I really don't think such a funny picture needs a vulgar name like "cockmongler" to be funny.

The picture is good no matter what name we call it. "Grinman" is a meme we can show to our friends and family of every age. Would you try to give grandma a smile by showing her "cockmongler"?

It's a big internet out there, and the best memes are memes for people of all ages and cultures. I know I'm in the minority on this one, but how would all of you feel if I started calling this picture "Erection Cat"?

>>1925505
The real question is does it sparkle?

I'm pleasantly surprised by how awesome the model is.

>>1925518
>>1925517
Only, it doesn't make a lick of difference, you guys...

>>1925522
I was tempted to buy

>>1925517
US standards dictate that a person in hospital/home/wherever must be changed ever four hours or so, thus there is no need for high quality diapers.

>>1925518
I already said I'm not a NEET, but I'm very close to being one.

Anyways, I doubt it would be easy for them to not care about a 30+lbs package on our doorstep.

>>1925529
This is going to get shot down right away, and it's a shame.

>>1925531
I'm sure you get my point.

>>1925517
They're the business diapers. The stuff that is no longer kidding around and doing it for fun. I got to wear one once and I couldn't walk straight it was so thick. Managed to wet it three times and it could STILL have taken more before leaking.

Hardcore, man.

>>1925517
maybe. just run it through the dishwasher first.

>>1925522
Holds a lot more (like 2 more 3 liters more), a lot more comfortable and healthy (you can stay in one for sixteen hours and still feel pretty fresh, and better guards for liquid and solids..

>>1925535
thas not a very nice attitude to have

>>1925541
I dont see why not

>>1925541
>solids
I don't think there are too many of us who do that.

>>1925206
Oh snap. I bought some of that for my Grandfather

>>1925544
For the people who need it, and the few out there who like that.

I think one of the worst plagues to hit /b/ is Caturday. If /b/ was once a place where only the Internet's finest would hang out and post the sickest images known to man, now all the cat lovers who never had anything to do with /b/ come here to post their "ZOMG SUPER KAWAII" cat images. Just for the record, I have 2 cats, and I take care of them very well, even though they're male and female which makes the task more difficult. It didn't bother me much when it took place during Saturday, but the "EVERY DAY IS CATURDAY" and Caturday "After Parties" is where it crosses my line. Take the lolcats.com site as an example. The retard who made it has nothing to do with /b/, and neither do any of the fags who replied to him (MySpace fags). /b/ turned from the asshole of the internet to a place where fags from Gaia and MySpace meet to make faggy discussions. It gets worse when the Caturday fags say stuff like this, and I quote:

>Yeah, because Anonymous knows /b/ hates cats.

Anonymous and /b/ hate everything and everyone in the world you idiots, get the fuck out.

Caturday is a reigning plague of faggotry that must be stopped.

>>1925548
Not judging or anything, just making a statement.
I tried it once, didn't like it.

>>1925510
So fucking moe.

i hate /b/ so goddamn much
since i became a /b/tard my former life has disapeared. i dont need it anymore, i have /b/. and then once in a while i see threw the fog of threads and pics and realize how goddamn pathetic this is. it happens about every 2 hours even though it seems like seconds. this is one of those moments. owelle, back to luarking

>>1925552
A lot of people do the same.

Everytime I see an Aussie say something on the internet I always get that embarassed feeling, like when you see a retard try to speak in public but it cant help sounding stupid, and you just want to somehow show it how fucking stupid it sounds so that maybe it'll get embarassed for itself and stop. But it wont because its a fucking retard, and in its own little head its super awesome and everyone else is fucked up. So you just sit there embarased for the little retard waiting for it to shut the fuck up before it makes itself seem even more stupid. .

Well I was spending xmas all alone, feeling very depressed, not even a single phone call from my family. I looked through the window and basically all the lights were out in the other apartments. My neighbours were all speindg xmas somewhere else, having a good time. Then I decided to go for a walk. It was late night. The streets were mostly empty. As I walked by an alley I saw the image of Santa. Well it was a middle aged man dressed as Santa. And he was very drunk, I could tell because of the stumbling steps. He turned to one of the walls, and pulled his dick out to piss. I knew this was my opportunity. I walked to him, and got on my knees just before he started. In a few seconds I was able to feel that hot piss dripping, flowing... He was holding it for ages because when he finished I was soaking wet. When it was over, I kissed the tip of his PENIS, stood up and hugged him. He said: Merry Christmas, sonny...

>>1925265
I ordered a sample pack.

I hope they are as good as they sound.

So there I was in Little Ceasars getting some crazy bread and cheese sauce, when I look over at my girlfriend who's sitting down, apparently unphased by how much her shirt is hanging down and how much her titties are showing.

"Jesus christ, cover your tits up."
"I can do what I want."

Upon hearing this, the giant negra in line next to me turns to face me, makes eye contact, turns to look my girlfriend in the face, lowers her gaze to her tits, looks back at her face, looks towards me, I smile and nod, and he goes back to ordering.

She got offended I didn't do anything but hey, fuck that. I'll share.

>>1925564
I haven't tried them personally, nor am I the person who posted that, but a friend of mine has them, and apparently they are as good as they sound.
I want some so bad..

I, like many of you, suffer from problems. My problems don't involve any of your implausible ones, but mine are worth voicing to you in hope of getting some advice.
Anyways, I began to play Final Fantasy 4 about a month ago, and as I dove deeper and deeper into the game, the more and more I fapped to hentai of it. I continued to do so until the last fight.
Then I played the game again...and again... and again... I found myself checking out Rydia every on-screen moment she had. I began to stop going to my regular sites just to look at hentai of one person: Rydia.
I eventually had 1000s of pictures and some doujins of Rydia. I began to spend what others called absurd amounts of money on merchandise, and my apartment is coated with Rydia everywhere.
I've shut myself off from family and friends and felt an urge to just snuggle with my Rydia dolls.. Rydia is all I need. She probably wouldn't like the way my family is or how my friends behave.
I'm in love with Rydia. I keep praying that she'll come to see me one day and decide to live with me. I have nothing left to live for but Rydia. I know she can hear me, so I always talk to her telling her to come and visit me so our union can take place.
So, this is where you guys come into the picture. You're an all-purpose advice board. You definitely must know a way to help Rydia break free from behind her glass prison.
Please help! She's my perfect girl, and she's longing for me as much as I long for her.

>>1925568
Just order a pack then.

No one will know what's in it.

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>>1925571
Yes, but consider that GL 15 had over 22000 frames of animation, whereas an important episode in your normal series has around 12000.

I think it still equates to GL's being superior even against a 52 episode animu because even by normal standards it is so infinitely superior.

>>1925574
Didn't you noticed the spam?

>>1925571
I'd need to get money into my yet to be created bank account.

>>1925574
Thanks to the retarded kid from /b/ for spamming.

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>>1925580
Shion Sonozaki waited. The cicadas around her cried and chirped out of the forest. There were demons in her bloodline. She didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. Her warnings to Mion were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Shion was a Sonozaki for eighteen years. When she was young she watched the yakuza and she said to Oryou "I want to be head of the family granny."
Oryou said "No! You will BE POSSESS BY DEMONS"
There was a time when she believed her. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the Watanagashi of the Hinamizawa she knew there were demons.
"This is for Satoshi" the demons crackered. "You must fight everyone!"
So Shion gotted her Tazer and zapped up the town.
"SHE GOING TO KILL US" said her friends
"I will beg at her" said Keiichi and he pleaded for Mion's safety promise. Shion hammered at him and tried to crucify him up. But then the police came and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! You must resist the demons" Keiichi shouted
Shion said "No, Keiichi. I am the demons."
And then Shion was a zombie.

I'm not sure if I'm watching this correctly, it starts off with the main char walking to school and then the green and blondie haired girl join in, then later that day he ends up ina garbage dump and finds out by a newspaper on the floor that theirs been people dismembered, then the second episode I think it goes on about how there's a shrine festival and such, and a photographer he just met dies, on episode 3 he kills his two friends after they inject him with poison and he runs to a phone booth calls for help because he's dying, then episode 4 they act like NONE of this happened, and their all alive and stil all good friends, and the guy meets the gren heads twin sister? Umm the fuck am I watching this in the right order?

>>1925570

Pour Sake (when on /jp/ do as the /jp/s do) on the keyboard, while licking it up stick a fork into the nearest electrical socket. You'll get sucked into the internet she's waiting for you there

>>1925581
Well you have to admit, this thread lasted a lot long with actual discussion than the previous ones did over Winterbreak.
Coincidence? Doubt it.

I think I'll try the Dry 24/7.

What in the flying fuck, /jp/?

>>1925780
Diapers are good but the retarded /b/ kids think it's epic to flood.

>>1925459
oooh I've been looking for this for a while
thanks, Anonymous