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Ummm..../jp/. Can you help me with my Gensokyo taxes? I just got my W-2 from my boss, Remelia. On the Wages, tips, other compensation box she wrote down "Being in my presence and the privilege to be a blood donating whore". And on the Allocated tips she wrote down "Stop sleeping you stupid doorguard". How do I report this on my 1040? How do I assess how much " Being in my presence and the privilege to be a blood donating whore" is worth?

>> No.1889690

I don't like this picture of China anymore.

>> No.1889694

If it has no discernible market value, just write it off as a non-taxable gift or service.

>> No.1889696

Being in Remellia-sama's presence is priceless. Therefore your compensation is 0.

>> No.1889709

>>1889694

She still received a W-2. You can't write it off if it's on a W-2.

>> No.1889710

You spelled the name of your master incorrectly.

>> No.1889716

>>1889694

That depends on who you ask.

>> No.1889719

I'm studying to become a VITA/TCE volunteer. I am NOT happy to see tax-related shit on /jp/ of all fucking places.

>> No.1889725
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>>1889689
Ask Ran to do your taxes.
She's good at the maths.
She's probably the IRS of Gensokyo anyway given Yukari's position.

>> No.1889724

It seems like "Being in my presence and the privilege to be a blood donating whore" is not taxable income. She filled out your W-2 incorrectly. My best guess as to what she wrote in would fall under Meals and lodging for the convenience of employer.

>> No.1889726

>>1889689
1. Claim yourself as a slave and therefore not a taxable citizen

2. Claim to be underage, and non-taxable

3. Claim that Remilia is a religious organization, and any wages are non-taxable

>> No.1889729

>>1889719

So am I. I just gave up a chunk of my winter break to sit in and listen to an EA drone on and on today.

>> No.1889728

>>1889709
If you or the IRS can't assign a value to it, it can't be taxed as income.

>> No.1889738

/jp/ - IRS/general

>> No.1889751

>>1889728
Although, I suppose in the guise of a service, you could calculate the theoretical carb expenditure and then tax the cost of a basic food item which would need to be consumed in order to produce that level of carbs.

Or something. It's insane.

>> No.1889769

>>1889751

What is the basic food item in Gensokyo? Tea?

>> No.1889777

>>1889769
Human.

So, tax the going rate for a ground person.

>> No.1889794

>>" Being in my presence and the privilege to be a blood donating whore"
Sounds right.

>> No.1889805

>>1889777

Do we price the human at the theoretical amount of work he/she COULD do if he/she was not ground up or fair market price of ground human meat?

>> No.1889798

Isn't it simply a job benefit rather than a tip ?

>> No.1889819

You better straighten this out China or they are gonna slap you with a CP2000 and get your ass audited.

>> No.1889823

>>1889805
There is no human meat market. Most youkai obtain their own food.

Moreover, China is a monk that can produce her own sustenance through meditation and chi. Can't tax that, m'afraid.

>> No.1889832

>>1889719

oh my harbl

>> No.1889946

>>1889689
Reported for roleplay.

Remember the /jp/ sticky that banned roleplaying and fanfiction?

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