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How the FUCK do I go to Gensokyo???

>> No.18857262

make everyone forget about you and get lost

>> No.18857801

>>18857233
You already know the answer.

>> No.18859724

>>18857233
summon your persona

>> No.18859815
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>>18857233
You need to show first if you are usefull.

>> No.18859854

>>18857233
1. Gun
2. ????

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18860203

Pass the entrance exam.

>> No.18860218

Is there even internet in gensokyo?

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>>18860218
If you were living with Reimu/Your-favourite-touhou would you even need the internet anymore? I know I wouldn't.

>> No.18860697

>>18859815

Yukari seems disappointed there. How do I impress her?

>> No.18860899

if you ever had fever dreams about 2hus it counts as being there

>> No.18861020

Go to Japan and become an urban legend.

>> No.18861314

>>18857233
Very carefully

>> No.18862220

>>18857233
Be sellected to serve as Youkai food.

>> No.18863816
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>>18860697
Give her your best theory on how the Hakurei boundary works.

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>>18857233
You have a few options here:

1.) Learn to lucid dream on demand, and astrally project to Gensokyo in your sleep.

2.) Really, really intense tulpamancy, possibly assisted by illegal psychoactive drugs.

3.) Wait for VR to reach Matrix or at least Ready Player One quality, and look for "Gensokyo" there.

4.) Follow Maribel's footsteps and dedicate your life to improbable theoretical physics in hopes of finding some hack to rewrite the rules of reality itself to favor fantastic new realms.

And lastly, the obligatory:

5.) Kys gambling that Gensokyo is the afterlife. You should wash up on the banks of the Sanzu. Ignore Komachi's beckoning and head straight for the road of liminality. You should be able to exist in Gensokyo, albeit as a ghost. Good luck holding out against Shinigami and Yama assassins. If you get caught, you're going straight to Hell, no ifs and or buts. Worth the risk for a chance at Gensokyo.

>> No.18864716

>>18863904
Great answer, thanks anon

>> No.18864754
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18864754

find a way though the hakurei boundary

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>>18864754
You know how to embed yourself as a singular knot in space? If not then it's impossible.

>> No.18871798

go

>> No.18874997
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18874997

JUST DO IT YOU RETARD

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