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If Bya was /jp/'s mom, things would be a lot different around here!

>> No.18772145

>>18772135
What's Bootyhism's opinion on generals?

>> No.18772167
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>>18772145
Like taoists, they should be purged.

>> No.18772172

>>18772167
Wow seems like they agree on a lot of things, makes you wonder about the relationship between Byak and Miko...

>> No.18772210

>>18772172
Miko just needs to be converted and everything will be gravy again.

>> No.18777323

Buddhism bump.

>> No.18777398

>>18777323
Byakuren already has two of those on her chest.

>> No.18777458
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>>18777398
Byakuren has two threads and two breasts!

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>>18772167
Okina and Karen are Taoists, so Buddhism is more likely to be purged

>> No.18777598

If Byakuren waa my mom, I'd be breastfeeding until I was 30

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>>18777589
No one can defeat Byakuren!

>> No.18777631

>>18777598
She'd allow it too!

>> No.18777644

>>18777631
Dang.... Time to go to Gensokyo and be born again so I can experience it.

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>>18777644
They are a very good source of calcium and vitamin D after all.

>> No.18782918

>>18777598
If Byakuren was my mom, she'd be pregnant with two dozen brother-sons of mine!

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>> No.18785063

>>18785043
No!

>> No.18785082

FUCK YOU MOM YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>> No.18785097
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Anons with Byakuren as mom:
- Spoiled
- Oedipal syndrome
- Complacent NEETs
- Bluepilled moralfags
Anons with Miko as dad:
- Successful hermit
- Motivated, self-sufficient
- Enlightened
- Well-adjusted

>> No.18785155

>>18785097
Anons with Byakuren as mom:
- constantly breast-feed
- strong bones from all the nutritious milk she proves
Anons with Miko as mom:
- constantly hungry
- mentally unstable
>>18785082
Those boobs give her power.

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>>18785097
>Bluepilled
I smell the Spanish fag that spammed Miko on /pol/.

>> No.18785249

I'd rather be greenpilled by my mom Yukari

>> No.18785271

>>18785249
The one that gives Yukari a dick?

>> No.18785557

>>18785205
I don't think anyone who is a /jp/ regular would post on /pol/. Although I agree that "bluepill" and "redpill" are stupid overused terms. Maybe he was /vg/.

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>>18785097
But if Miko is your father you can never be sure who your mother is.

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>>18785808
What do you mean? That'd just mean that I get more moms than anyone else. There's literally no downside.

>> No.18786313

Things would be pretty awkward if byakuren was my mom. Considering i think all youkai should be killed for humanity's sake.

>> No.18786987

>>18786313
You wouldn't DARE say such things with Byakuren's teat in your mouth.

>> No.18787004

>>18786313
>Considering i think all youkai should be killed for humanity's sake.
Your secondary is showing.

>> No.18787025

>>18772135
Byakuren can’t do anything right. She’d make /jp/ even worse

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>>18786987
Because his mouth would be full? Or is Byakuren's milk laced with devil magic and lies?

>> No.18787111

>>18787063
There is no devil in Buddhism!

>> No.18787121

>>18787111
Those tits seems pretty devilish to me.

>> No.18788195

>>18787004
no u

>> No.18788201

>>18787111
Mara is literaly the Devil.

>> No.18788694

>>18786987
That's grose, anon. And you stop drinking breast milk long before you realize Youkai are a danger and need to be purged.

>>18787004
No. Secondaries think Youkai are innocent. It's only because i've read the print work and played the games. That i realize how many lives are required to keep Gensokyo functional.

>> No.18788875

I don't want to have a constant boner for my mom though. That's too different.

>> No.18789489

>>18772135
If she were our mom, we would do all the work as part of our "training" while Bya sits on her lazy ass.

>> No.18791606

Taoism sage

>> No.18792603

>>18789489
Byakuren's big butt getting bigger!

>> No.18792788

>>18772167
I take back my isnults to Bya to this point in time.
I wanna hug her now.
I probably won't even bother to call her anything less than pet names now.

>> No.18792833

>>18785205
Please calm down Futo.
You have a cute face- please don't ruin it... Smile!

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>>18785205

>> No.18804751

Can she be my mom and my dad?

>> No.18805123

If Byakuren was my mom, Byakuren would also be my wife.

>> No.18805535

>>18804751
How can she be both?
>>18805123
You can't marry your own mom.

>> No.18809599

>>18772135
if she was my mom she would be fat

>> No.18810552

>>18809599
Byakuren would never be fat.

>> No.18811210

>>18805535
Oh yeah?

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>>18811210
Yeah!

>> No.18811681

>>18805535
You know.. she could have the required parts down there

>> No.18811748

Byakuren the cow

>> No.18811803

>>18811748
Cows make the best moms.

>> No.18811947

>>18811681
I don't understand.

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>>18785097
>>18785155

Humans should be breast-fed and docile to youkai anyways.

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>>18812405
Chad breastfed miko.

>> No.18814658

>>18812405
Why is Yukari breast-feeding Reimu? She's not a baby.

>> No.18814788

>>18814658

The idea of mentally breaking Reimu down to the level of a baby is really hot

>> No.18817569

>>18812405
I want to fed her with my manmilk.

>> No.18819057

>>18785097
>Anons with Byakuren as mom
>- Horrible mommy issues
>Anons with Miko as dad
>- Horrible daddy issues

ftfy

>> No.18823296

>>18819057
I want a full list of that featuring all old lady 2hus as moms

>> No.18830062

>>18819057
Isn't daddy issues girls problem?

>> No.18830265

>>18785097
Byakuren mommy: Breastfeed by her big beautiful well into adulthood, loved and cared for.

Miko mommy: two dads

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>>18830265
Yes, two dads, and dad's friends come over to hang out every day. Living the dream.

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>>18830517
Why does Futo look bigger than Miko here?

>> No.18831359

You are a buddhist, aren't you, /jp/?

>> No.18832857

>>18830578
My daughter, Futo, is not for lewd.

>> No.18834642

>>18831359
I know for a fact I am.

>> No.18834797

>>18831359
Yeah, but I've been thinking about converting to shintoism

>> No.18834838

>>18830517
They look very warm and huggable.

>> No.18835874

>>18834797
Don't do that.

>> No.18839337

>>18834838
Touhous are

>> No.18845356

>>18839337
Very huggable

>> No.18848048

>>18777458
I want to become a buhdist

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18852478

Byakuren is not pleased with this thread.

>> No.18853982

>>18852478
Byakuren has big breasts and they will only keep getting bigger each time she is fapped too by an anon.

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Byakuren is gay

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I want to introduce Byakuren to my parents.

>> No.18854649

>>18854481
/jp/ would unrionically bottom for her (him) I bet.

>> No.18854675

>>18854649
I'd lick his butt.

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