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>>18330647

>>18390820
Stop spamming and lurk moar
Jesus Christ

lol

Yukari was a mistake

>a fucking general
SAGE yukari a shit
Who the fuck am i quoting?
>>18394744 Sais it best.
(You)

>>18390820
Thanks anon. It's been long overdue for a Yukari thread.

How do I meet her? She's real, right?

Mommy!

>>18396510
You don't. You become her.

>>18396510

Gotta set the kitchen up correctly and then she just shows up man.

She just shows up.

>>18401886

>>18401938
What does she teach?

>>18408881
Inter-universal Teichmüller N = ∞ topological Yang-Mills gauge field theory.

>>18425359
Beautiful

>>18425360
Yukari always is.

>>18396510
>She's real, right?

Of course she is!

God I wish that were me.

>>18427454
24 hours later... the poor lad was diagnosed with mega aids...

Shoulda stayed away from the Yukari dude,,, She may look stunning but even the slightest touch will leave you fucked for life as your body breaks down of 14 days leading to your abrupt and painful death,,, Seriously, this can all be routed back to there are no good things in life. If anything, he shouldve become a NEET instead of slaving his life away in the box he calls an office.
But hey. Who can blame him. 3D is Pretty Disgusting.

>>18427454
24 hours later... the poor lad was diagnosed with mega aids...

Shoulda stayed away from the Yukari dude,,, She may look stunning but even the slightest touch will leave you fucked for life as your body breaks down over the course of 14 days leading to your abrupt and painful death,,, Seriously, this can all be routed back to there are no good things in life. If anything, he shouldve become a NEET instead of slaving his life away in the box he calls an office.
But hey. Who can blame him. 3D is Pretty Disgusting.

>>18427941
I meant that I wish I were Yukari.

>>18427949
Me too.

>>18427454
>>18427949
BBA無理するな

>>18429382
Unsure as to who you're possibly referring to since this thread is about a cute young girl.

Marrying Yukarin!

>>18431305
Sorry but I've already done that.

>>18430489
Oi! Obaa-san how old are you today! 1200+402?
wwwwwwwwwww

gepheg

>>18431998

>page 9

smol yukarin

>>18444240
What does Yukarin watch?

>>18453627
The Wire.

>>18453627
Rome

>>18452603
ˢᵐᵒˡ

>>18455625
Seductive

>>18459654
Yukari always is.

Welcome to Gensokyo~

>>18461868
Based Mefomefo is actually going through with his Touhou month thing. Absolute madman.

>page 8

Delicious~

>>18461868
You know she's only doing this because she wants you to become Youkai food.

i wish yukari was my yumommy

>>18471483
I would become Yukarins food

>>18471523
Are you sure? You would be dead if that happened.

>>18471593
Is there a better way to die than dying for Yukarin? I don't think so

How do I make Yukari turn me into a youkai?

>>18472670
Well, my method was complicated, but the overall strategy should work for any Yukari in the multiverse.

1. Approach her as a prospective subordinate. Knowledge of Onmyodo, Comp. Programming, Occult Lore or Taoist Philosophy are pluses regardless of what incarnation of Yukari you've reached.

2. Gradually strengthen the relationship. Endear yourself to Ran and Chen to show a trustworthy nature. Take chores in stride, but try not to come off as toady. Pamper her, I found massages excellent in my case.

3. Once you've earned her trust, do something to truly distinguish yourself. This is highly variable. In my case, I began to integrate hypnotic techniques in my massages, playing off of her own sleepyhead's nature and present physical relaxation. She eventually let me take her into a full trance, and I am certain that if it was a mere fling before, it is now a blossoming relationship, so becoming a Youkai is soon on the docket.

Hope this helps with your Yukari!

>>18472933
Are you sure the one you have doesn't think you're anything but annoying?

>>18473267
She would have thrown me out if she did, or turned me down wholesale, at minimum. I know the post style is a bit autistic, but I wanted to help a fellow anon.

>>18473303
She must have infinite mercy then.

>>18474906
If you've never conducted your behavior differently than your regular self to convey a message or adapt to a situation, feel free to keep casting stones.

>>18475563
nah u gay lol

>>18476411
Questions exist for people to try and answer them tardlord.

>>18476540
You're obviously not cut out for it.

>>18479497
Which is why you answered it, instead of pointlessly flinging shit like an ape, right?

>>18480089
It's called bullying the mentally retarded.

>>18480141
I admitted to exaggerating enthusiasm, what of it? You clearly are familiar with illusions of superiority, so what's one more to the pile?

>>18480178
>hurr durr

>>18480185
>(You)

>>18472670
Just catch her attention, and then get kidnapped. Depending on how intriguing she finds you. She'll either eat you, drop you in Gensokyo, or turn you into a youkai.

Memes, Reimu! The DNA of the soul

>>18485445
Join me, and make Gensokyo great again!

How do I become Yukari?

>>18488540

How do I become Yukari's shikigami?

>>18488629
These are pressing questions that scientists nowadays refuse to answer.

Is it wrong to love Yukari, even knowing she's a mass murdering child abductor?

>>18489021
It would be wrong not to

>>18489050
Why? Wouldn't it be more wrong to love somebody that you know is responsible for dozens of missing kids?

>>18489104
Kids are overrated anyways.

>>18489104
Who cares about some kids?

How do I convince Yukari to breastfeed me?

>>18489430
Be a good baby and beg for milkies properly.

>>18489202
Their parents do.

>>18489112
I mean, they are. But you still shouldn't kill them.

>>18489451
How do I do that?

>>18491314
Make a catchy rhyme based on how much you want Mommy Yukari's breast milk.

Big edge.

OH DESIRE

How do I make Yukarin say 'Ara, ara~' at me?

>>18491368
Just me and Yukarin mommy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout. She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and she said she'd give me her milkies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes mommy happy that her breasts are sore... More mommy! More!! 1 milkies, 2 milkies, 3 milkies, 4 I'm mommy's little baby and she's my candy store! She is so squishy!She makes me feel good! She fills me up like a mommy should!~

>>18505711
Proud of you anon.

>>18472670
Just make sure you become a youkai outside of gensokyo outside of the grasp of that damn Reimu. And don't let her know you used to be a human when you get to Gensokyo!

>>18508354
How do I make Yukari look at me like she looks at Reimu?

>>18489021
It's not wrong to love Yukari, but it is wrong to hold such a twisted view of her.

Do you think Yukari has a big dick?

>>18510937
God I wish.

>>18510947
Yukari raping all the other girls!
Yukari impregnating everyone!
Yukari corrupting everything pure!

>>18510974
I want Yukari to corrupt my insides.

>>18510981
I bet you do you filthy slut!

>>18510991
Yes! You know exactly how to push my buttons anon.

at Youkai Sage, the living boundary. And you see everything.

All states are defined only by their boundaries. Every time something happens to change, there is a border crossed - whether from now to then, or a boundary of greater minutiae.
You have forever seen them all.
It is a shallow eternity, defined only in the reflections of fleeting moments (the future claims that sentiment is so very important).
It is not yet time for the future. It has merely been a hundred thousand years of this day.
Yukari Yakumo - the Yukari that you are, and the countless eternities of Yukari Yakumo and her endless, countless selves and titles - can see each boundary. Seconds last for times that mortals might only imagine as an infinite space. They cannot see.
You can look to one grain of sand and see all that it is, across all possibilities.
It is too much, you have heard. It's too much, you have said, time and time again.
You remember humanity. You remember sentiment.
Yukari Yakumo smiles. It is hard to remember, but it is important.
You understand your limits. The ability to understand all has become the ability to change all, but it carries its prices.
You can see every single detail, every last feeling and choice - and in that, it is too late.
Time itself has long been rendered meaningless. Timelines span an infinite horizontal stretch - your time is worth less than anyone else's in this world, and it is worth more.
There are blind spots. Points where boundaries make themselves unknown, because perhaps in existing, they themselves do not understand the reality that they have so imposed themselves upon.
Treasure these moments. Treasure these blanks in time, these worlds that you can explore only as one, singular self.
Treasure your ignorance.
You have heard rumors of a land that takes power from disbelief, but those timelines are eternities that have passed in a world outside.
With understanding, it is a simple border. Cause and effect, act and consequence. When boundaries form upon boundaries, possibilities continue to blossom.
You are Yukari Yakumo, the Border of Phantasm. You are a living dream, and in this, you are more tired than any who may yet sleep.
Yukari Yakumo wakes, as always, from a dream. She is the living dream... and that is all. Dreams remain as dreams, fragments of closed and past realities.
She declines tea simply because she feels like it. It is an unpredictable little thing.
Now is not yet the time.
Yukari produces a book. It's hers, in craft and writing. And again, simple, unpredictable sentiment.
Lines and edges blur. Paper and covers lose their edge.
The book distorts and vanishes, simply destroyed.
It is not the time for that story. Not yet.
Yukari Yakumo knows the time will come. And it is a sentimental knowledge.
"Lady Yukari?" Ran is confused. She understands that her master has changed. She understands her master as only her strange, single experience could.
She has seen the changes, but she cannot know what they are.
"It was incomplete." Yukari smiles. "I will finish it another time."
Ran nods. She's still confused. She's used to it. In some sense, she enjoys it still.
"When it has an ending, it will be written."
Yukari can remember what it was like to know nothing. And she can remember what it was like to know nearly everything.
What were tiny blind spots have become an endless dark; the world may be explored again.
It is easier now than it was then; this strange, strange world is kind, and Yukari is not weak.
Sentiment is important; this lesson had taken the Youkai of Boundaries centuries of countless, sideways eternities to learn. Some mortals knew it, and yet...
It is a marvel, thinks Yukari, to remember as if the past could only be behind us. An endless wonder to look at the present as a single moment, to see the future as that which was merely to come.
Darkness - blindness - surrounds the end of a strange, strange loop. It is the only shattered causality that Yukari remembers.
That is a story for another time.
Yukari Yakumo, the Great Youkai Sage, the Border of Phantasm, the Mastermind Behind the Spiriting Away, smiles. Each name it its own, little story, and each story tells at that which she has chosen, in sentiment and chaos, not yet to know.
And again, sentiment. Whims and unpredictable desires. They mark the only blindness cured in Gensokyo; the only thing that Yukari now sees that she did not before.
And, to the living dream, to the Youkai and the being of the past and future sitting on this strange, strange boundary, it is worthwhile. Where power and knowledge have failed, strange little feelings live on.
"I'm going to pay Reimu a visit," says Yukari. Ran thinks to ask the menial questions of a proper servant, but Yukari is gone.
And, crossing lengths in an instant, the living dream remains awake.

Yukari's thighhigh covered supple legs!

>>18512523
God I wish that were me.

>>18510974
Dick or otherwise, I want Yukari to corrupt me!

God I wish that were me.

>Hey anon open up, I'm a fairy.
>Don't you believe in fairies?

Can anyone stop her?

>>18525961

>>18523979
It is four thirty in the morning, and I've just woken up in the shower, laying in the tub with a fierce stream of hot water gone cold with time running frigid down my face. I have no idea how long I've been asleep. It doesn't really matter.
Rising, I grab a towel from the pile on the floor, wrapping it around my body with an odd sense of gratitude, and move down the short hallway to my tiny bedroom. Looking around the clothes strewn about the floor, I find a T-shirt and pants I like (or maybe just choose them at random, I'm not really sure anymore…) and shrug them on, tug, zip, button, adjust for comfort. Ha, comfort. Ignoring the insistent tapping from the other side of the cardboard and duct-tape covered window (where my gaze lingers for a moment, but only a moment. I think.) I head into the kitchen for breakfast (soggy cereal with milk grown slightly warm from the broken refrigerator) and a demotivated perusal of the help wanted section of last weeks old newspaper. I used to get the newspaper every morning, searching diligently for a job, a task, anything to get me moving forward and upward, out of this shitty fourteenth floor loft in a slumhouse on the south side of a city that hasn't been worth living in by all accounts since the seventies, but it doesn't really feel worth it anymore. With a sigh, I dump the remaining cereal and set the bowl on the stack of unwashed dishes in the sink. I need to get out of here.

Back down the hall and into my room to grab a jacket (it's freezing in here), and my eyes lock on that sheet of cardboard taped over the window. From behind it, softly, tap, tap, tap. She's still out there. She always is, as soon as it gets dark, until the sun rises, knocking gently on the window, fourteen stories up, hair blowing in the night time breeze, beckoning me to open the window, to let her in. I can change your life, she seems to say, if you'll let me. Shuddering, I look away.

Nate (God I miss that kid) used to tell me that I was depressed, that I was seeing things, that I should get help. Used to, till one day she came knocking on his window too. He called me then, breathless, apologizing for not believing me. He sounded strange on the phone… eager. I never heard from him again. I wonder if he's better off.

When I first came here, it felt like life was amazing, like the world was one big opportunity stretching itself wide in front of me and just waiting for me to take that first step. I'd chosen this apartment, with its window view of the entire, sprawling, electric starscape of the city lit up at night like God's own fallen Christmas tree, just so I could look out and revel in that feeling, in that high. That feeling got me through the first few months.

Gradually, though, the joy faded, and I was left with so many needs, and so many troubles, and never enough money, and so much time to think about it all, and I slipped into the bleak depression I've been in up till now. Then one day, she came.

Back then, I'd been able to sleep at night, every night, regularly, instead of falling into fitful patches of restless slumber at disjointed times, and I'd been asleep when she first showed up. I was awoken by a soft, almost polite knocking, so soft that at first I got up and went to the door, looking out into the silent hallway. When I went to return to bed, I saw her. Standing on nothing, fourteen floors up, her dress blowing in the wind, one hand knocking on the glass like a door, the other waving as I saw her, beckoning, a friendly gesture. I've read stories in my lifetime of creatures and spirits that knock on windows at night, of vampires who can only enter a home if the owner answers the door. I knew (or thought I knew) the risks. I went out into the living room and tossed and turned on the couch, hoping she'd be gone by morning.

And she was, but she was back the next night, and the night after that, and the night after that, knocking, calling silently to me, promising wordlessly that she could change my life, make it better. Eventually, I covered the window, trying to ignore her, hoping normalcy would return, but no. It never did. It never will.

So here I am, looking down, looking away, looking anywhere but at that window, shaking with desperate desire to look out, to open it, to let her in, and knowing with every fiber of my being how desperately wrong it would be. I've held out this long, but as I sink deeper into myself, I know that soon, soon, I'll walk to that window, and with shaking hands I'll tear down the barrier, an

>>18525991
I want Yukari to politely invite me to invite her to invite me to Gensokyo!

>>18525991
My, my~

>>18525991

>>18525991
I wish Yukarin would knock on my window

>>18535590
I wish I were Yukari knocking on anon's window.

>>18535590
>youkai food
your choice anon

>>18538484
I'd gladly devour whatever mama Yukari set before me, with pleasure!

>>18538486
As if, you been literally devoured and ending up in her stomach

>>18538511
mama wouldn't do that, she's a yasashii hito

>>18538511
What better way to die than becoming Yukarin's food would there be?

>>18510548
She even admitted she's a child abductor in PCB.

>>18539546
Being turned into Yukari's lover/sex slave. Fucked senselessly for a few weeks. And then finally devoured when she gets bored of you.

>>18525991
Don't trust her anon, she's just looking for easily missed people to become Youkai food.

>>18543062
Come on anon, just become Youkai food. It's fun and you are doing a good thing!

>>18543107
Don't listen to his lies. It's a slow, painful, cruel death. And afterwards Eiki is going to call you a idiot for trusting a obviously evil supernatural woman.

>>18543143
Early morning tits.

>>18543151
Ready for her morning milking, I hope.

>>18543125
Who said you'll die?

>>18543143
Soft and comfy!

What is Yukari doing here?

>>18544435
That's an understatement.

>>18543356
Logic and reason. Also, basic biology.

>>18544435

>>18545179
Huggable. Why is the two middle fingers together thing so common? Is this a thing in Japan?

>>18545187
A thing?

>>18545179
I would like to cuddle that comfy kimono Yukarin!

>>18548227
Hammer's Yukari is best Yukari. Violet-eyed is meek and shy, while gold is dominant

>>18549589
I agree! I love his Yukari!

>>18550825
disgusting youkai whom eats human

>>18550837
Whomst'ven't art thouest referring'st to'eth?

>>18550837

You called?

>boo hoo she eats humans!!!
Lmao fucking kys.

>>18557024
Murder is bad, anon. Even if a Youkai is doing it.

>>18558491
Are you sure about that?

>>18558510
Yes. Child murder is bad. Even if it's for highly necessary scientific progress. Let alone just because Yukari was feeling hungry that day.

>>18558491
#YukariDidNothingWrong

>>18559380
Tell that to the parents whose children she ate.

>>18560453
Did Yukarin eat your children or something?

>>18560538
No. But if i did have children, i wouldn't want them to get eaten by a boundary Youkai. Knowing that about myself also allows me to imagine the grief the parents of Yukari's victims would feel. Having your child disappear without a trace is a horrible experience.

>>18550861
>Gepheg in the toilet

No one with twintails can be evil.

>>18563717
Cute, but her knockers are way too fucking big.

>>18563879
How's this then?

>>18563887
Much better!

>>18563922

>>18563879
Too big? No such thing.

>>18564467
Yukarin is a big youkai.

>>18564483
Delicious

>>18566038
For you.

Have you ever had any dreams involving Yukari?

>>18566821
I had a dream where I was sucking 2 dicks as Yukari. Does that count?

>>18566851
I wish I had a dream where I was sucking 2 Yukari dicks

>>18566821
I've had numerous dreams of Yukari saving me from danger.
The last one was about an army of Nazguls and extradimensional robots attacking me only to get sent to oblivion by Yukari.

>>18569776
Teach me, how do I get Yukarin to visit me in my dreams?

>>18569798
I just use various lucid dreaming techniques I found on a tulpamancy website (I think) a long time ago. It should probably be easy to find them. I also devote quite a lot of my free time before sleep to Yukari by browsing my favorite Yukari artworks, daydreaming about her or even writing self-insert fanfiction, among other things.
I suggest you experiment to discover the methods that work best for you, and I'm sure Yukarin will visit you in your dreams, anon!

>>18569798
Pledge allegiance to the gaps.

>>18566821
Yes, I've had a fair few, some of them being of me as her apprentice. First one was on my 21st, last year.
>>18569798
This but real life instead of dreams.

>>18570756
Please, I already did that a long time ago.

>>18569951
I tried lucid dreaming some time ago but never really could get it to work. Maybe I should try it again

>>18573727
Try keeping a dream diary if you don't, I've never had much success(though I didn't try particularly hard nor have I ever got into the habit of reality checks) with lucid dreaming. A dream diary will help, though, whether you're lucid dreaming or not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCG1YycPso

How does /jp/ like Sound Holic's latest version of Necrofantasia?

>>18573959
The problem with that is that I tend to forget dreams really quickly, so no way I could write them all down after I wake up.
And if I try to write them down right after I had them I will be tired as fuck and then spend 10 minutes writing things down but then be unable to go back to sleep again for a while.

>>18574381
Try just jotting down a few keywords for later then.

When does my Yukari gf get here?

>>18577911
You're supposed to become the Yukari gf anon.

Steampunk Yakumo!

>>18582894
Gangsters

>>18585468

>>18573959
>A dream diary will help
I can attest to that. Even a single sentence or a few words for each dream will go a long way.

>>18590020
Doremy is Yukari’s new favourite bullying victim

>>18594116
But tenshi?

Best pairing!

>>18597254
Tenshi is used and worn.

Back when I was 14, I would chant Yukari's name over and over and spill my own blood as part of a ritual that I believed would summon her. It never worked. I got sad and angry. However, when I look back I slowly realize how much I love those days.
I guess these really are the last traces of those dreamlike days...

>>18601434
Should have just abducted some children. I'm sure that would have caught her attention.

>>18601524
Maybe if you gave 'em a good sacrificin'

>>18564467

>>18604641
Big bum > big boober

>>18605421
the bigger the boobers the better the milkies

>>18605471
You raise a good point.

>>18605471
Aye

>>18607008

>you'll never get gap-surprised by Yukari who proceeds to press her breasts to your back

>>18607535
It can happen, just believe, anon.

Massaging Yukarin's qt feet!

>>18608495
L-lewd!

>>18608495

>>18608495
It seems that I've posted all of my Yukari feet pics already.

>>18611848
Good

>>18613683
>>18611848
>>18609400
>>18609322

>>18615190
No more feet! More tits and ass

>>18618703
Have fox ass instead.

>>18618703
Yukari's soft marshmellow butt is the only thing keeping me alive.

>>18619821
God I wish that were me.

>>18619838
What is that watermelon doing?

>>18618703

Less lewds, more cutes.

>>18622925

>>18623139

>>18621413

Theories on Yukari's gloved handjob?

>>18626271

Yukari is a tease!

>>18626271
>>18626390
Sleep tight gapper.

>>18628184

>>18623618
I want to cum in her gloves and then make her use them!

>>18629941
She'll wipe off your cum on Yuuka's tits.

>>18623618

They are of exceptional quality

>>18623618
It self-lubes for ease of entry.

Yukari makes everything better

>>18632616
Is that a fucking 2hu reference?!

>>18635439

Any new Necrofantasia arrangements?

>>18639548

>>18639623
That is not music

>>18640726
You must be blind because I see plenty of ways how to play on those.

>>18639548

Sound Holic had an instrumental of it in their C93 album

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aCG1YycPso

>>18641086
Already listened and downloaded that

>>18640726
"Arrange THIS"

>>18641713
Not new but how about this song my dude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl3GywYebEc

>>18629919
Yukari using you as her daki

>>18643529
Looking forward to having her sleep drool on me.

>>18643706
Ew

>>18643706
I am looking forward to her huge dong pressing against me and smearing my body with her drooling out precum

>>18645002
Ew

Yukarin shrinking you and keeping you in a terrarium as a pet. What do?

>>18645036

Escape and hide myself in her clothes

Hope Chen doesn't eat me

>>18645036
Wave at her

>>18645036
Do whatever tricks she tries to teach me and come to terms with the fact that my life is basically over. I somehow doubt trying to get out would end well, if it were even possible.

>>18645036
This turn me on for a reason, i should kill myself now.

>>18643529

>>18645036
post yukari threads on /jp/

>>18647028
Gapception?

>>18645168
*drops you down her cleavage*

>>18650204
Nice

>>18653618
Nurse! Is there any miko Yukari?

>>18655177
Probably

>>18655177
Trading outfits with mommy.

>>18660343
Aaahhhhhhh~

>>18660343
Perfection.

>>18660343

Being bullied by Yukari

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

>>18663111
I want Yukari to bully a tiny me...sexually. Rubbing her perfect feet at that size.

>>18662496
>>18662503
>>18663111
Absolute cutest.

>>18668259
mother daughter relationship

>>18676126
Yukari is the best mommy anyone can have.

>>18676723
Bonding time

>>18678197
Absolutely based mom lets her kid play rough and properly develop psychologically.

>>18684331
Yuka Risa

>>18687720

>>18689288
This is not good.