/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Be. Especially if I could be Sakuya or Alice.

>>18568688
Become a 2hu.
That way you can have sex with all of the 2hus you want.
You arent very smart. Are you, OP.

>>18568732
You can't have sex without a dick silly, and girls don't have dicks.
You'd probably have to settle with a smelly, uneducated village man.

>>18568753

Eirin can fix that

I want try my best to convince Yukari to love me through my own strength, as pitiful as it may be. I hate relying on others, so I won't rely on you!

I would choose Mamizou. With this I could become any 2hu I would want, sex up other 2hus plus molest local village boys.

>>18568753
Rinnosuke is a touhou and he has a big youkai dick. Unzan too, but Ichirin probably wouldn't let him fuck anyone else.

I'd pick Eirin so I can both become a 2hu and, with the power of drugs, grow a dick and have sex with Udonge.

And probably everyone else, if I'm not sated and go on a mad rampage.

>>18569324
Rinnosuke can't do danmaku and Unzan is a stand, neither of them count as 2hus.

>>18568688
Tender lovin' with Patche.

>>18568688
Yes, I would rather be playing life on easy mode.

god i wish i was 2hu

>>18568688
Can I be my touhou oc？

>>18568688
I become the 2hu and then have sex with an other one.

>>18573666
>These aren't things because I say so
No, that's not how it works.

>>18574041
>easy mode

I'd want a touhou girlfriend!

>>18574262
Who are you quoting?

>>18568753
If i'm a cute girl, being fucked doesn' t sounds bad

OP do I get to have sex with the touhou once or forever? Keep in mind that being a touhou implies that you stay that way, and so far that seems like the most value choice.

>>18574041
>Yes
...?

>>18573666
>Unzan is a stand
Unzan is more of a Touhou than Ichirin. He's the one using spellcards and shooting danmaku at you during the fight.

>>18568688
I want to be Medicine. So I can be alone in Nameless Hill and no one ever get close to me because I'm poisonous.

More than anything else, I'd want to have sex with Komachi. I would joyfully become Kaguya or Mokou, but sex with Komachi is higher on my desires.

>>18568688
Yes.

>>18576123
>...?
Umm is there a problem??

>>18577149
>>18577208
"Yes" is not a mathematically valid method to answer the question. It is "would you rather", not merely "would you" or "would you enjoy" or whatever you think it is. To qualify as an answer one must be prioritized over the other.

>>18577230
I'm not a mathematician you fuqin nerd

>>18568688
Fuck it. Become the 2hu, and I’d be cirno. It might be the most basic of choices, but it’s a life that’s pretty care free and what you wanted as a child

>>18577306
And immortal for the most part

>>18577237
Hah. How'd you fail math 6 years in a row?

To be the Gengetsu or not? Not exactly Sophies choice.

>>18575271
>girls laughing when they are literally playing life in easy mode

>>18576123
As long as you live, obviously.
Of course, this makes certain 2hu fuck buddies inherently better than others (eating Mokou's liver, getting a life extension from Okina, etc.)

>>18577744
Who are you quoting though?

>>18575271
>

>>18568688
be.

Be, so the current me can stop existing.

>>18577827
hello newfriend

>>18568688
how about killing a 2hu?

>>18589933
Good luck nerd!

>>18577625
The demons.

>>18568688
>become 2hu
>go fuck yourself
Your move OP.

>>18568688
If I become the 2hu, does that mean I have to have sex with the anons that choose that 2hu?

>>18606383
Yes.

>>18574001
This gent's got the right idea.

>>18606383
wtf I don't want my favourite 2hu to have some dummy anon trapped in her body!

>>18577088
Become Kaguya and quite literally fuck death.

Get Eirin to get you a dick pill or something.

It's a tossup for me. On one hand if I stepped into Marisa's shoes I don't think anyone would notice for a few days, assuming I picked up her speech patterns/accumulated knowledge. Plus, >Alice.

Can't complain there.

On the other, though, getting with- and then eventually leaving the barrier and living outside hand-in-hand with Mokou, along with whatever comes next doesn't sound bad. Watching over humankind and observing, doing what we can to steer things in the right direction, watch you spread yourselves amongst the stars like so many beautiful flecks of dust in a sunbeam...

Chances are Mokou and I wouldn't part ways, just out of a mutual "we may as well get along since we have no reason to hate each other and we're both here forever" sort of thing even if we don't... *click.*

Plus she probably wouldn't mind my smoking habit.

>>18600491
underrated

>>18568688
Become the cat in the hat of 2hu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3vkEYHTcC0

>>18606388

>>18568688
Yes