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18280679 No.18280679 [Reply] [Original]

Is it bad to love this 2hu?

>> No.18280695

>>18280679
Yes. You should love her sister. She's so much cuter and she has money and she's a better person and she has a lot of money, you know?

>> No.18280698

>>18280679
I heard she got kicked out of a Mos Burger for showing her knickers to dilfs in exchange for fries.

>> No.18280699
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She's already married.

>> No.18280701

>>18280679
If you don't mind becoming piss poor after mingling with her, you can go for it

>> No.18280713
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18280713

Feed the Poorhu!

>> No.18280775
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>>18280701
what if I'm already poor?

>> No.18280985

There's nothing wrong with being in love with poverty girl!

>> No.18281001

>>18280679
Is she too poor to afford panties?

>> No.18281014
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18281014

First come first serve.

>> No.18281021

>>18280775

things can always get worse

>> No.18281051

Actually, yes.

>> No.18281066
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>>18280713

Winning the Poorhus heart!

>> No.18281100

Poorhu might not have money but she has lots of love from the fans!

>> No.18282559

>>18280679
It's not bad to love Shion, but nothing good will come of you loving her.

>> No.18282574

Eww she is probably full of sexual diseases

>> No.18282626

Im still waiting for the doujins

>> No.18282628

>>18282574
Perhaps so, but the bacteria and viruses she carries probably have mutated to be non-contagious since they are affected by her bad luck.

>> No.18282650

>>18282628
But then if she loves you they'll automatically become lethal to you

>> No.18282752 [DELETED] 
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If only i had GIMP right now..

>> No.18282760 [DELETED] 
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These images are screaming "Edits! Edits!"
Also, Remiry is nice. Jo'on seems to be trying to show up the Remiry.

>> No.18282796
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If only I had GIMP right now..

>> No.18282802

These images just SCREAM "Edit! Edit!"

>> No.18282813
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>>18282802
Forgot image like a dumbass.

>> No.18282950
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>>18282813
Perfect for this meme.

>> No.18283809

You are just being nice to her because she cute

>> No.18284521

>>18280679
It'd be like dating a female version of Albert Steptoe in my view.

>> No.18284558

Why does she have a cat?

>> No.18284577
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>>18280679
Absolutely not.
Love her and show her that money is not the important thing... it's caring about each other, that's what really matters.

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>> No.18284674
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>> No.18299257

Marry the Poorhu!

>> No.18308079

God bless schwarz
nico.ms/td31923
nico.ms/sm32638866
nico.ms/sm32633709

>> No.18308147
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>>18308079
Too cute.

>> No.18310437

>>18280679
Actually yes, it looks like tertiaries love her. So be careful about expressing your love if you don't want to look like them.

>> No.18312051

blue mokou

>> No.18321111

>>18280679
it isn't. Money can't buy happiness, but humility can.

>> No.18325839

>tfw your nips turn black because you had to sell your bra to a Japanese businessman to afford food

>> No.18326814

>>18321111
What humility? Her sister tried to become a monk while she was off being a huge bitch and wrecking things with Tenshi.

She's awful.

>> No.18327415

>>18325839
Dark nipples are best nipples anyway

>> No.18329613

I really really like this newhu.

>> No.18329666

>>18329613
Why don't you marry her if you like her so much?

>> No.18330210
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>>18329666
He can't because she is already my wife!

>> No.18330338
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18330338

Do the only thing that matters.

>> No.18331512

>>18330338
Fattening up Shion?!

>> No.18331696

>>18330338
Dating Shion to get closer to her sister!
Leaving Shion back out in the cold when you're done with your selfishness!
Shion!

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>>18331696
Worst post on /jp/

>> No.18331988
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>>18331696
Best post on /jp/

>> No.18334442

>>18280679
I love her younger sister more.

>> No.18335262
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>>18280679
My heart just melts with girls that you want to protect, and she's screaming for protection. I can't leave her alone, I just can't no matter what

>> No.18340818

>>18331512
"Fattening" her would just mean making her get weight like a normal person. Starving people are so very light.

>> No.18340981

tfw you will never obliterate shion's fragile, malnourished bones with a hammer fist

>> No.18347911

>>18326814
Shion was only complicit in wrecking shit with Tenshi because she wants to stick with her, not because she's inherently malicious.

>> No.18349028
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>>18280679
Her sister is hotter.

>> No.18349220

>>18347911
Why would a not inherently malicious willingly go wreck shit with Tenshi and then be glad when people hate you more than they hate Seija?

Joon is no saint but she improved her behavior. Shion got worse, she consciously avoided doing too dangerous things (ie releasing all her misfortune and becoming Super Saiyan Blue) when Joon was in charge.

>> No.18351724

>>18340981
tfw you will never lure shion into your house with food only to slit her throat and laugh as she writhes and screams in agony. and then going to date her sister.

>> No.18351729

>>18280679
Yes. You can't afford her debt.

>> No.18358712
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18358712

Please eat well, Shion-chan!!

>> No.18363064

>>18330210
You must be poor as shit then dude.

>> No.18363091

>>18349220
She started hanging out with Tenshi because she thought she was great, not because she offered her to wreck shit. That came later.

>> No.18370384

Saving the Poorhu as well.

>> No.18370524

>>18370384
could you please save her sister too?

>> No.18370825

>>18370524
I'll save her a savage beating.

>> No.18372549
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>>18349028
Jo'on a shit

>> No.18372559

>>18372549
woah
imagine if that ahegao face girl was sitting on an street corner and acted like this when given stuff, she'd be very rich

>> No.18372581

>>18372559
She would probably be raped by some thugs

>> No.18373018
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>> No.18373044

>>18372549
>>18373018
Is this VR? Every time I see something from VR I want it really bad but I'm binbou

>> No.18373076
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>>18373044
animations done with MMD if i am not mistaken

>> No.18373146

>>18373076
Now her hair is gonna be covered in rice and fat

>> No.18373181

>>18373146
Rice and fat probably makes her hair more clean than it were before!

>> No.18373584

>>18370825
woah this is not ok at all

>> No.18373594

>>18372549
How long can Furui last before he makes his usual tentacle stuff featuring the poorest 2hu?

>> No.18373902

More ponytail 2hus are always nice.

>> No.18373954

>>18372549
I thought I was watching a comedy webm. Why is my pee-pee getting hard?

>> No.18374138
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18374138

These things are approved:

Feeding the Poorhu.

Giving shelter to the Poorhu.

Befriending the Poorhu.

These things will lead you to a dark and icy death:

Lewding the Poorhu.

Abusing the Poorhu.

Hurting the Poorhu in any way.


So let it be written.

So let it be done.

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>>18374138

>> No.18374856

>>18374270
She wants the meat..!

>> No.18374872

>>18374138
Is hugging the poorhu permitted?

>> No.18374983

>>18280679
Why doesn't she just visit the amanojaku?

>> No.18375188
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>>18374138

You will be arrested for posting false information with the Yama's picture sorry

Binbogami shrines in Japan LITERALLY have "Throw beans at this god; Do NOT clasp your hands in prayer with this god; etc" warnings on them.

Shion is made for abuse and bullying, you're supposed to lure her in with baked miso, capture her and send her down the river.

>> No.18375200

>>18374872
:D

>> No.18375207

>>18374138
Eiki?
May I please ask you a question?

>> No.18375208

>>18375188
a 2hu made for bullying then, thanks ZUN!

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>>18375188
>>18375208
fuck off jew'on

>> No.18375267

>>18375230
Hey, don't knock it 'til you've tried it, or in this case: try knocking her out, or up, before you grow too attached to her.

>> No.18375380
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>>18375267
no

>> No.18375485

>>18375380

She is true evil. She will melt your heart and feel wonderful to help, but like a plague victim if you help her you will be brought down with her.

All your investments will fail, your home and vehicle will need expensive repairs, work won't go well. She is a black hole into the gutter.

Shion bullies are just trying to save you.

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>>18375485
no money and jews are and i rather go down with her than bully someone that have things potentialy worse than me.
also is there any indication that she cannot control her power of poverty that she supposedly spreads

>> No.18375578

>>18375545
She can't control it. She likes Tenshi because when she's around her her misfortune is negated.

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>>18375578
what a shame, still superior newhu thou.

>> No.18375700

>>18375605
There's no way a poor sod like Shion would be that thick.

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>>18375700
rich in right places

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>>18374138
What if you befriend the Poorhu only for it to lead to a much deeper relationship that eventually ends in marriage and sex? Is that ok?

>> No.18378171

>>18375230
1. Her name is not pronounced "Jew-on", it's close to "Joe-on"
2. She doesn't hate her sister

>> No.18381441

>>18378171
closer to Joan

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>>18375188

>> No.18381815

>>18375207

Keep it clean.

>>18374872

Affectionate hugging is fine.

>> No.18381968
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18381968

Fuck off you law nerd

>> No.18382220
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18382220

Would Hina help in taking away at least a bit of her misfortune - even if she is the goddes of that?

And even if not, I wonder how a meeting between the two would go.

>> No.18390086

>>18382220
Endless feeding.
Hina gets infinity strong.

>> No.18394714

>>18381815
Okay! Thanks! But you have to promise not to hurt me!

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>>18394714
Proceed.

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>> No.18398203
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Selling her body for 50yen a day to oldmen. Ohohohoh

>> No.18400155

>>18395165
Okay! You Promised!
As for my question- Why were you padding in >>18374138? Flat is Justice! You padding means you weren't visually flat though being actually flat, so would that mean instead of justice, you were injustice?
Also, you look much cuter without the padding!
Eiki! Best Judge!

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>>18400155

!

>> No.18413272

>>18405956
well.. You gonna answer his question or not>

>> No.18423002

>>18280679
No

>> No.18423143 [SPOILER] 
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Shion literally belongs locked in a dumpster. If you see her, beat her up and then throw her in the trash at least 100 yards from your home.

She brings poverty wherever she is, she's like a walking flea infestation. EVEN IF SHE'S NICE you can't afford to deal with her.

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>>18280679
Mы знaeм вce. Mы пoмним вce. Mы пoняли: нeмцы нe люди. Oтнынe cлoвo «нeмeц» для нac caмoe cтpaшнoe пpoклятьe. Oтнынe cлoвo «нeмeц» paзpяжaeт pyжьe. He бyдeм гoвopить. He бyдeм вoзмyщaтьcя. Бyдeм yбивaть. Ecли ты нe yбил зa дeнь хoтя бы oднoгo нeмцa, твoй дeнь пpoпaл. Ecли ты дyмaeшь, чтo зa тeбя нeмцa yбьeт твoй coceд, ты нe пoнял yгpoзы. Ecли ты нe yбьeшь нeмцa, нeмeц yбьeт тeбя. Oн вoзьмeт твoих близких и бyдeт мyчить их в cвoeй oкaяннoй Гepмaнии. Ecли ты нe мoжeшь yбить нeмцa пyлeй, yбeй нeмцa штыкoм.

>> No.18435991

>>18398203
go on

>> No.18437138
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18437138

>>18423143

>> No.18438850

>>18372549
No lewd faggot.

>> No.18440881

I want to hug Shion and never let go!

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>>18437138

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