/jp/ - Otaku Culture

beato

>>18281898
Holy fuck you are so fast

>>18281906
magic

Doranoru is upset

>>18281941
She needs some dicking

>>18282084
But she is just a kid!

>>18282084
Less than an hour of life and the thread is already ruined.

Why is Battler such a fucking crybaby

>>18282528
Umineko summarised

>>18282528
For you to self insert better!

>>18282430
Why do you hate sex so much? You are dead inside.

>>18282595
I was talking more about the fact that she is a child you dumbass.

>>18282610
Piss off sjw

Are we really that bad?

>>18282644
He's just angry because he doesn't understand the beauty of the Theory-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

>>18282644

>>18282644
Ros- *dies*

>>18282635
>>18282610
Why do you guys always fight

>>18282658
He started!

>>18282651
Didnt know that dog shit can be beautiful

Battler with (more) autism

Is Battler more autistic than the Higurashi MC

>>18282702
No.

>>18282702
Erika is the Queen of autism

Why was Bern so soft as the Game Master?

I expected her to turn Maria, Jessica and Ange into a human caterpillar, eternally swallowing each other's shit. Now that would make Battler despair!

>>18282733
>not including Ange
Nigga

>>18282711
Yes

>>18282767
The fuck is this shit?

>>18282733
Bern doesnt like scat, don't forget the heart!

>>18282774
Witch of autism

>>18282644
Yeah, we are that bad. But what this person doesn't realize is that you can't have an alive, constant Umineko thread like this one without it being filled with shitposts. It would die otherwise. There is good stuff in here too, but it is much less concentrated compared to /a/ and /v/, simply because the discussion is constantly going on.

>>18282733
If Bern forced me to participate in that disgusting torture, I'd want Maria to be in the front so she can speak and doesn't have to swallow shit. And I'd want to be right behind her. If I have to swallow shit for a thousand years, the punishment is more bearable if it's Maria's shit. Still disgusting, but at least she's cute and you can eventually get used to it. Maybe even enjoy it after you lose your mind.

I wonder how many anons would be willing to sacrifice themselves to ease Maria's suffering. I bet most anons are selfish bastards that would rather be in the front themselves. I pity them, for they have no love. When you love someone, you must be willing to swallow their shit to protect them.

I'd call the meta police on Bern after I get released from that terrible torture, through. I want Bern to be ERASED. She just keeps doing terrible shit and damaging Rika's reputation.

So, I'm assuming that all of you have experienced love at some point in your lives, right? If that weren't the case, I doubt you'd be able to understand all of Umineko.

>>18282965
Of course I haven't. But then again, I didn't figure Umineko out on my own.

>>18282569
Does someone have that Umineko screencap with Will going "It's a confusing mess, but it's itneresting"?
I feel like that is the best Umineko summary

>>18282965
Yes, but only unrequited love ;_;

When was mystery anon last seen alive? I miss solving tricks and gameboards

>>18282962
The fuck

>>18282962
With love, you can see to much

Lmao why Umineko threads are always full of shitpost? This happens with others VN's like fate?

>>18283119
It's because the only people who would actually hang around in here are people who are obsessed with this stuff and must drown their obsession in alcohol.

>>18283119
What the fuck? This thread is going relatively well compared to others, for now.

>>18282644

>>18283135
Well it's true but looks like it's going to shitpost, but i'm not complaining just curious

I wanna marry Sayo. I wanna make her happy. I wanna hold her in my arms and tell her that everything will be okay.

>>18283311
Would you accept her with her body? Good anon

>>18283311
Would you get married with a dead person? That's unfair, Yasu can't even give his consent! Bad anon.

>>18283345
No one signs a contract before making love.

>>18281897
George > Battler.

Does anybody have the original image? artist nuked their pixiv

Would you eat Virigillia's mackerell?

>>18283363
Tell that to the waifufags of /a/

>>18283410
Sadly George was cucked by batora

>>18283440
Battler was cucked harder by George sama though.

Gohda THICC https://youtu.be/GcD2sIa-3CY

>>18283440
I don't think murdering him and his entire family along with his fiancée counts as cucking him but w/e.

>>18283171
Even though on the surface this is shitposting, with love you can see that these are the best threads on /jp/

>>18282962
This is the best thing I've read in a while in this thread.

Lion! What are you pinching!?

Why is this thread pretty much just Umineko thread? Where is my Higurashi and other 07 games?

>>18283567
I'm sure there's at least one other Anon who will talk to ya about Rose Gun Days.

Biggest fag cocksucker asshole inbred cunt

Sing of love my dudes

which aunt would u fug

>>18283693
Would tenderly love Eva cause god knows she needs it

Would hate fuck Natsuhi

>>18283678
I really hope someone translate this when came out , although i only like the desing of that girl, i didnt like the others

>>18283693
Rosa > Kyrie > Eva > Natsuhi

>>18283693
Natsuhi, until she forget her headache

>>18283693
Sayo

>>18282962
"I'm sorry, Battler! I can't hold it in any longer! Uu-uu-!!! I'm sorry!!" *farts*

Then, as a very, very natural result, Battler's mouth was filled with Maria's waste.

"UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH"

Battler screamed, trying to withstand the urge to vomit as Maria's essence invaded his mouth. His voiceless scream filled the cathedral.

Shortly after, he lost consciousness and fell like a puppet with its strings cut.

Maria's face was bright red. She looked just like a tomato...... no, like a red apple.

Bernkastel and Lambdadelta cackled, apparently enjoying the show. They truly were the cruelest witches in the world...... no, the cruelest witches in the universe.

Was the meta real, with Lambda ascending Yasu to the level of a witch so Bern would stay tehre for an eternity enjoying the gameboards until Battler ascended, Ange got a wish granted by Bern and joined the game, killed Yasu and the goats ate the gameboard with the exception of the golden land, or was the meta fake and the entire story took place in Ange's mind when she was considering suicide and recalling all the things she had read about the Rokkenjima massacre online?

>>18283798
It's because of posts like this that I come to this board.
The Umineko community truly is one of the best things on the internet.

>>18283798
You forgot the imagery of a blooming rose to describe a growing pool of blood.

>>18283798
What is Ryukishi's writing style called? The "no" thing must have a name, right?

>>18282231
and her life is a nightmare

>>18283798
Maria would be really sad if she knew that theatergoing witches are portraying her poop as something disgusting or revolting. She's a girl, you know? Be more respectful! Lolis are princesses.

>>18283798
Nice, but who is behind Battler? I want to know >.<

>>18284013
I hope it's George

>>18284036
George is such a beta cuck that he'd gladly slurp down Battler's shit if there's even the slightest chance that some of it has been inside Maria's prepubescent butt. That's literally the only way a beta cuck like him can enjoy the taste of a cute girl.

Why is George such a cunt? He's more hateable than fucking Erika. Even Kinzo Fritzl is a better person than him.

>>18284083
Erika and George both act like they're superior but at least Erika is honest about it.

Why everyone hates this fucking landwhale ?

What has happened to this thread?

>>18284140
Autism, and a little bit of magic. You know, the usual.

fap to gaap

>>18284152
Umineko in a nutshell

>>18282962
Literally having my lips sewn to her asshole is too much, but I wouldn't mind being forced to lick Maria's sweaty, odorless loli armpits and feet.

>>18284172
If you are not going to eat her shit you don't love her, dissapear scum.

I AM TEH WITCH OF ALL CAPS. I CAN USE THE CAPSLOCK TRUTH AS CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOMENESS.

>>18284244
Prove it then fag

>>18283798

>>18284250
I DON'T NEED TO. THAT'S THE POINT OF BEING AWESOME.

>>18284244
Krauss was a good husband in his sexual labors?

>>18284261
Oh really, do you know what would be really awesome? You using the red truth in caps. Can YOU do it?

>>18284286
WHY ARE YOU DENYING ME? I'M NOT MURDERING ANYONE OR ANYTHING. I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN AND BE AWESOME. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT?

>>18284300
Huh, so you can't do it after all. I guess you're not as awesome as you said. Look, you make this kitty cry. You're not awesome...
>>>/y/ou+are+a+farce!

and so the witch of all caps was burned by the undeniable red truth and crumbled into dust and outdated internet humor

>>18284363
Rest in peace my beloved witch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiHA7Aw2GiE

>>18284433
>title
shit ;_;

Rosatrice.

>>18284495

>>18284083

Anyone who uses the words 'beta cuck' should just kill themselves. Jesus Christ, I hope you don't actually talk like this in real life.

>>18282644
But /a/ threads aren't that good either.

>>18283311
My man!

>>18281898
anon

>>18281898
The best!

>>18284741
beato

>mfw getting even closer to my dream of living a low-key comfy life in Shirakawa-go
soon

>>18285002
Outsiders aren't welcomed in Hinamizawa my dude

>>18285038
Usually, but I've spent a long time in Japan and they tend to like me and think I'm cute
Part of the reason its taken so long is building up rapport and finding a tiny spot somewhere they don't mind selling.

>>18285002
>dream
Careful with those. They can be a real pain in the ass.

>>18285117
shoo shoo, no messing with my plans.

>>18284829
you fake

>>18285002
Are you serious or is it joke?

>>18285211
It's a serious joke

>>18285211
Serious as one can be on this hellhole platform.

>>18285239
can I marry and live with you?
I can wear skirts if you like

>>18285409
Depends, do you have Japanese citizenship and are you a cute witch?

>>18285428
n-no ._.
good luck and please post cool pictures and stories about life in Shirakawa-go here if you ever get there

>>18285466
I wouldn't want to incur the wrath of blogposting personal info. but I'll lurk for any jaypee who says they are visiting and they can come over for tea

>>18285239
Are you a Japanese citizen? Just want to see the full picture.

>>18285558
No I'm white. I only plan to spend vacations there on break from my work, but I want my own little nook.

I fucking love Dlanor, she is an Inquisitor done right.

>>18285606
agreed

>>18285625

How about some HAUUU
https://youtu.be/a124EIWjlog
>>18285651
saved.

Will mangagamer translate tsubasa or hane?

I wish I could have a daughter as great as Dlanor.

>>18285595
I wish you best of luck!
Maybe one day I will even come over... One day!..

>>18284495
Is bullshit

>>18285781
Dlanor A Cute

>>18285821
Dlanor deserved a good master. Erika is a cunt

>>18285920
She's not a cunt, she just has some issues

>>18285821

>>18284741

BEATO

Ange is eating too much

>>18286015
DELET THIS

Never confess your virginity to witches

please post more umineko and/or higurashi ASCII art

>>18286111
Literally me as an immortal trans-dimensional supernatural being. Also checked.

If someone watched the anime and knew nothing about Umineko, would it ruin their VN experience? I know no one who has done this and was thinking if it could.

>>18282965
I've experienced unrequited love that later turned into obsession and I think it helped me understand Umineko.

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>>18282965
Of course. Love for Umineko.

>>18286262
This. I'm too cruel to love 3-D

>>18286221
probably not since the anime isn't even complete and watching shitty adaptations before reading source material happened to me a lot before and never ruined my enjoyment if the source material is good.
I even watched Tsukihime's anime before reading the vn

>>18286221
I did that and yes it ruined the experience. Since I had watched the anime, I rushed through the VN question arc and missed the point of having to solve the mysteries and think by myself.

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>>18286315
where can i find said love (more 07th expansion ascii)

>>18282965
It's not like Yasu actually loved battler.

>>18286336
Not this shit again.

>>18283023

>>18286347
Face it, it wasn't love, it was an obsession for someone she barely knew.

>>18282965
No. I always lived in my brother's shadow.

>>18286366
What is love for you?

Why did Tohya see all the Rokkenjima peoples in the end?

Did Ange stab him in the back and this was what he saw as he died?

>>18286379
Baby don't hurt me.

>>18286379
Baby don't hurt me.

>>18286386
>>18286391
No more

>>18286382
It's the Battler side of his persona finally dying.

>>18286379
IT'S PAAAAAAAAAAAFECTO!

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>>18286336
It's not like actually someone loves you

>>18286275
The tsukihime anime is worse than the Umineko one

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>>18286553
What Tsukihime anime?

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>>18286553
that's for sure.
>>18286570
It's time to finally accept the truth anon.
>>>/t/sukihime+anime+exists

Nice Blue Truth, Berniebern.

>>18286594
Remider that rosatrice is bullshit

>>18286596
No...it can't be true wuuooaaaaaaaaagghhhhh

>>18283856
Everything was a bas Auau joke

>>18286366
That is a form of love. Albeit, the most risky type of love - since your ideal of a person might not match the reality. Boy do I know that from personal experience.

In Yasu's case, she so idealized Battler she didn't stop to think he wouldn't be a knight in shining armor that would stop her crazy murder spree. Yasu's love was ultimately selfish, since, you know, besides the murder thing, she never once considered the stress her scheme would inflict on poor Battler(and Jessica and George and-)

With that in mind I legitimately think Bernkastel and Lambdadelta's relationship is more healthy - they might be yandere as fuck but they're at least on an even playing ground.

I want to marry Bernkastel and Lambdadelta.

>>18286721
Audacity is itself a virtue, Anon.

>>18286553
What Umineko anime?

>>18286744
UMINEKO ANIME NOT FOUND

Love is overrated anyways.

>>18286775
Don't you have more windows to duct-tape, Erika?

>>18286775
Love is the most wonderful thing.

>>18286782
This.

Love is gay. These two homos love each other.

>>18286809
No they're simply my wives and they're probably discussing how great I am right now.

>>18286819
Generic Isekai Protag NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18286596
In one of the fragments, sure.

How do I summon Beatrice

>>18286636
My reality is stronger than yours!

>>18286891
You have to drink bleach

>>18286891
There is only 1 way we can go.

;_;

>>18286898
I think driving NEETS to suicide is a hobby of the witches

>>18282965
>If that weren't the case, I doubt you'd be able to understand all of Umineko.
Ryukishi said the same in Answer to the Golden Witch

>R: I have this feeling that most of the people who arrived at the truth were women, because the key is being able to imagine Yasu’s feelings. Umineko is something that cannot be read by people who never fell in love with somebody. It is something that people who have no experience in love and relationships have trouble understanding. “Love can become a motive that has more power over you than life or death”, that is something which is pretty hard to explain to people without this experience. Most of them will think that it’s just “an overdone motive”. But for people who have known love and experienced how much it can make you suffer, they understand that love can turn your world upside down. If you are told “I will come for you again!” and for 6 years there is nothing, it can make you go crazy, but people who have even slightly suffered due to love will say “those 6 years must have been hell”. But people who no nothing of that pain will probably wait for nothing less than a dramatic gadget to appear, like the heroic story of “at age X her mother and father were brutally murdered”.

>>18286942
I want a rework of answer arcs for real men

>>18286942
ryucuck

>>18286958
Quality post.

The only "person" I've ever loved was an imaginary witch that I used to believe haunted me. Once she stopped showing up I became extremely bitter and cynical towards everything. I still sometimes cry myself to sleep at night.

>>18286974
Witches don't exist you idiot!

>>18286942
Also this

>K: Love is really a sufficient motive even for murder, isn’t it?!
>R: And I think people who do not know that, will sadly never understand Umineko. Because Umineko is “the story of a single girl who arrived at that point because she imagined an incident because of the love and madness in herself”, no matter how much I express that, people who don’t share that feeling will never do so. If I had to compare it, it’s similar to a kick in the crotch or menstrual pain. No matter how much more I pile up on my writing by explaining it, it won’t reach the people who don’t know the feeling.

>>18286942
>>R: I have this feeling that most of the people who arrived at the truth were supreme gentlemen, because the key is being able to imagine Elliot’s feelings. Umineko is something that cannot be read by people who never fell in love with somebody. It is something that people who have no experience in love and relationships have trouble understanding. “Love can become a motive that has more power over you than life or death”, that is something which is pretty hard to explain to people without this experience. Most of them will think that it’s just “an overdone motive”.

>But for people who have known love and experienced how much it can make you suffer, they understand that love can turn your world upside down. If you are told “I will come for you again!” and for 6 years there is nothing, it can make you go crazy, but people who have even slightly suffered due to love will say “those 6 years must have been hell”. But people who no nothing of that pain will probably wait for nothing less than a dramatic gadget to appear, like the heroic story of “at age X her mother and father were brutally murdered”.

>>18286978
I know that. Otherwise I wouldn't call her imaginary.

>>18286987
Also this

>K: Love is really a sufficient motive even for murder, isn’t it?!
>R: And I think people who do not know that, will sadly never understand Umineko. Because Umineko is “the story of a single gentleman who arrived at that point because he imagined an incident because of the love and madness in himself”, no matter how much I express that, people who don’t share that feeling will never do so. If I had to compare it, it’s similar to a kick in the crotch or losing the lease on your BMW. No matter how much more I pile up on my writing by explaining it, it won’t reach the people who don’t know the feeling.

>>18285981

ANON

>>18286984
so dont being a fuckin tranny psycho means you dont understand love?

Wait, how the hell would R07 know what menstrual pain is like?

>>18287004
are you assuming Ryu's gender? shitlord

>>18287003
It's R07 being deliberately obtuse. Plenty of people understand Yasu's feelings, they just don't think they justify or even rationally explain her actions.

And it's weird he takes issue with those who relate to Ange more - of course people are going to sympathize with the victim more than the culprit.

>>18286987
>>18286997
And so a valuable lesson was learned. If you're a cute grill, or can pass as a cute grill, it's ok to go on a mass murder spree because a voice in your head told you that a portal to heaven might open up if you did, thus allowing you to be with all three of your cousins at once, including the one you really like.

But if you're George and you're a Nice Guy, you're the worst.

Just the worst.

>>18287015
THIS! i love Umineko but Yasu went too far and i hate people defending him/her everytime, and Ange atittude was normal, obviously you want to know what the fuck happened to your family even if its not going to change nothing

wtf I hate Umineko now

>>18287022
Shannon biggest slut, her broken penis saved her for being pregnat with almost everyone in the family

>>18286984
>a single girl
>girl

"girls" with wee-wees and without wombs are not girls

Regardless of who the culprit is, this scene is either gay, incest or both.

Unless Kumasawa is Beatrice

Would you fuck a Cake?

>>18287054
Kumasawatrice when

>>18287010
I mean, the fact that Featherine is R07's self insert and she used a fake male public persona really makes us think.

>>18287057
Ryukishi fucked up by not making Lambdadelta a depressed middle-aged OL

>>18287022
How can I stop being the nice guy
killing is not a option

>>18287054
TFW its was a mackerel all the time

>>18287063
Killing yourself IS always the best option

>>18287058
Another mystery for the cat-box, eh?

>>18287022
Sayaka is trash btw

>>18287060
>>18287058
>>18287010
Featherine original PC sprite looks like a drag queen

>>18287087
DEEPEST LORE

>>18287067
fuck off beato

>>18283135
what do you think now?

>>18282644
Hey, that's a response to the post I made!

>>18287165
yeah keep dreaming

Yasu did nothing wrong

>>18287165

What if none of us are real and this is all just a dream, and we're actually just Yasu's multiple personalities debating with each other over the merit of our actions

>>18287184

>>18287178
Yasu did everything wrong

The austistic detective is being mean to the best aunt again!

>>18287182
Would be better with goats head desu, Battler is too cool for rosatrice

>>18282635
>sjw
atleast call him by the right name

>>18286997
>>18286987
These are the funniest posts I've read in weeks, thanks man

>>18287058
Inb4 Ryukishi is actually a woman using her husband for public stuff

BT was a gay friend of hers all along.

It means Best Tranny.

>>18285655
I want to impregnate Hanyuu.

>>18287203
True, even goats dont deserve that, pieces of shit suits better

>>18287202
I honestly feel bad.
I will never have a such dedicated, innocent and pure wife like Natsuhi.

>>18287223
You just have to leave her away from any adopted children you may have if she becomes sterile after you marry

>>18287213

>>18287230
Cute!!

>>18287202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92i4jaMH2m8

>>18287221
Don't bully Goat-kun, he must be cool for his imouto

>>18287229
And servants. Unless you REALLY don't like the servant.

>>18287229
I don't mind! I want to be with Natsuhi!

>>18287229
what if the problem was krauss inferior semen?

>>18287242
Krauss' semen went into a trip to the moon

>>18287233
;__; fucking Erika autistic piece of shit

>>18287233
YAMEROOOOOOO
;_;

>>18287233
https://youtu.be/kE7Qvi2V-8o

>>18287249
Autism... truly, the only thing that can stand up to magic and horror.

i want to sent erika to a fragment where she is constantly fucked by goats, orcs and pigs for all eternity, i hate her

>>18287265
She'd probably find a way to get out using duct tape.

She uncovers the truth, unshrouds deception, solves mysteries, fights magic with logic and is the opponent of a mass murderer. Why do people hate her, again?

https://youtu.be/kcTxd5qQChw

>>18287279
uncovers the truth? Natsuhi was innocent and it was so obvious but this retard stuborn detective didnt figure it out, her atittude is shit for a detective

>>18287279
With great autism comes great responsibility.

Erika used the dark side of the autism. Autism must be used to call forth the light.

>>18287286
>her atittude is shit for a detective

Eccentric people are the real geniuses in this world. She denied magic and reached the most logical conclusion one could reach. It took Battler 5 games to figure out what the hell was even going on, it took Erika 2. If Bern wasn't such an ass she could have easily won the third time.

>>18287165
Shit bait, shit theory

I sympathize with Erika, cause it's her metaphysical ass on the line.

Would you a witch?

>>18287376
>tranny
ewww fuck off

Why is Erika Crying?

>>18287387
Meta Beato is female tho

>>18287391
But anon this is the white creamy truth

>>18287376
Depends, are they a good witch, or a bad witch?

>>18287401
is that superior to golden truth?

>>18287402
Both

>>18287411
Yes, even Erika had to accept it

>>18287424
We could say that Erika sucCUMbed to it

>>18287371
I enjoyed the rollercoaster that was Erika my first playthrough and on my second I really ended up pitying her a lot more and ended up liking her even more.

Umineko threads are getting lewder and lewder

>>18287421
Goddamn witches stop actively aiding and antagonizing me. Stop making the psychological horror face too.

>>18287054
Gay incest, because the culprit its confirmed :)

>>18286891
She is already with you, anon, and she will always be!

>>18287473
>this qt got dumped by her boyfriend
What a FOOL! I would never let such a cute, intelligent woman go. No way.

This thread just became shit again. What the fuck?

>>18287533
Imagine the face FAT would've made once he realized Shannon had that thing down there.

>>18287533
"girl"

Goat-kun fight was in the anime?

>>18287555
>Update
There is no Umineko anime anon

>>18287510
> intelligent woman
That's not a good trait anon, neither is being dumb as a brick though.

Tfw the only timeline your crazy DID meido doesn't murder you is the timeline where she's your older brother who regularly molests you.

>>18287576
I like doll-like women
Do you?

Umineko told me a big lesson, if everythings is going bad you can always put a bomb and kill everyone

>>18287580

Gapgapgapgapgapgapgapgapgap!!!

>>18287542
he was going to die of diabetus anyway

Fucking dumb Kinzo putting Western names with the "Ushiromiya" last name

>>18287608
Without love, it can't be armed.

They completely skipped the Goat-kun scene in the anime
fuck them

Why the comment about Bern carterpillar punishment game and Battler eating Maria's shit are deleled? Not nice!!

>>18287648
Becuase they weren't nice.

>tfw umineko chiru will never be animated
>tfw I will never see Dlanor battles with Battler animated

its not fair

>>18287792
If an Umineko Chiru anime were made, do you think it'd follow the VN or the manga on the final chapter?

>>18287792
I mean you can't really make a great adaptation of a VN like Umineko anyways, since it's so goddamn meta in regards to prose.

>>18287936
Manga.
You can't really adapt the gimmicks on EP 8

Tfw you are never going to be fucked endlessly by goats until you mind is broken

>>18287265
I'd rather it be a fragment of anti-intellectual anons in goat masks to counter her intellectual rapist nature.

>>18288246
A fragment full of rosatrice fags

>>18288246
>tfw I finally get to fuck Erika
>my dumb seed makes our children retarded to her dismay
Yes please

>>18287022
..but in the end Lambda DID sweep in from another plane and elevate Beatrice to a witch within certain stipulations (don't be an idiot and have your cat-box opened) so Yasu was correct.

The mistake was loving Battler so much that she couldn't be happy with an eternity in the Golden Land and so she sabotaged it. Also George IS FAAAAT and an asshole who wouldn't have loved her in 1000 years if he knew the truth, unlike Battler.

Kanon is cute

>>18288433
Thank the Ushiromiya genes.

>>18288373
I mean that's just an argument to authority. By Lambdadelta's standards Beatrice is right, but so is Takano.

I don't disagree with Lambdadelta that Yasu worked really hard to come up with her mass murder plot, I just think no good came from it.

>>18288373
>Also George IS FAAAAT and an asshole who wouldn't have loved her in 1000 years if he knew the truth, unlike Battler.

But what about Jessica? Also she had no obligation to date George in the first place.

Why only in the original PC sprites Kanon doesnt look like a fag

>>18288537
I mean Kanon was always a fag, and he's the biggest non-character since he's a dude playing a dude dressed up as another dude

>>18288564
But he liked a girl, didn't he? How does that make him a fag?

>>18288373

There are still morons who don't know Ryukishi confirmed that George would have accepted Sayo if he knew the truth. Please. Educate or kys.

And the George hate meme is getting old. Think of something original.

>>18288589
I suppose that's what makes Yasu so tragic is that literally any course of action besides the one she chose would have worked out better.

Course, there's a fine line between "tragic" and "insufferably short-sighted."

just finished the VN, dp I need to read the manga?

I wonder what would happened if they raised Yasu as male servant

>>18287123
I think you guys don't deserve a heaven, not like I ever believe it was real. These threads are made by the same adorable "mentally special" group of dumbasses, I didn't expect less.

>>18288732

>>18288732
That's fair

>>18288756
Literally me

Can't believe that Natsuhitrice was the hidden truth

>>18288792
No NTR pls

>>18281897
This might sound really dumb but I got into Umineko because of Rifyu's 4koma stuff.

Would you Lion?

>>18288817
I can respect that.

>>18288792
>the part where Battler says Beatrice might be just anyone simply pretending to Maria that they're possessed by Beatrice, regardless of appearance
>actually convinced myself that Beatrice was Hideyoshi

>>18288853
>>>/lgbt/

>>18288866
I wanna smell hideyoshi sweaty anus!

>>18288817
I need the one with virguilia selling Hamburguers

Natsuhi did nothing wrong

>>18288873
>says while some posters want to hold hands with Beatrice

>>18288873
With love you will be able to fuck Lion-sama

>>18288901
>and a cat
>and a fruit cake
>and a dead person

>>18288893
Ikr the baby incident was a trivial thing, she is the purest

>>18288883

>>18288933
Ty so much anon

i love Ryukishi artstyle

>>18288923
To be honest, it would be a lot better for Yasu if he died in this incident

>>18288985
Yes, natsuhi was (as always) trying to do the best for everyone

>>18288985
It would be a lot better for all the Ushiromiyas. If Natsuhi kept the baby and let it grow into Lion, everyone would still be massacred.

>>18288985
>>18288992
Fucking selfish Yasu, why didnt commit suicide or the girls in fukkuin house killed him?

>>18283545

>>18289000
Fuck off, bitch. And her name's not Yasu you cunt, it's Sayo, SAYO.

>>18289011
Yasu is better tbqh

>>18289011
who cares about the name of that atrocious thing, its not even furnitire its just shit

Yasu is Tadakuni is Ringo is me, tbqh.

Ψυυδου σισυτεμυ ωερσιον 07

Οηαψουγοζαιμασυ.
Σηαγεκι ψυυδου σισυτεμυ ηε ψουκοσο.

Συκψανν τψυυ.Δαταωο ατυμετειμασυ.
Ψυρασαναιδενε.Κοκοωο μιζυρυτο αταραναιψο.

Σηαγεκι κψοκυσεν κεισειτψυυ.βεφε κψοκυσεν δε κεισει σιμασυψο.
Κοκοηα αναυμε νανοδε ψομαναιδενε.τεκιτου δεσυ.
Κουιυ ψοκυωακαννναι ειγο ττε κακκοιι ψονε.νανκα συτεκι.

Σηαγεκι φυνβι κανρψου.ατοηα υτεβα αταριμασυψο.
σοκυτει γα κανπεκιναρανε.ηοντουνι δαιφουβυ κανα.ζεν φιδου δαψο.

Ηοβο κακυφιτυ νι αταρυ συυφιδεσυ.

>>18289039
>Yasu is Tadakuni is Ringo is me
Well said! I'm proud of you.

>>18289043
Sorry i dont speak Moussaka

>>18289043

Austistic cum lover detective reporting!

>>18289077
What do I do to get a gf like Erika?

>>18289048
Welp, better go smash my dick on a rock, and arm a giant bomb so Battler-senpai will notice me.

>>18288710
I highly recommend it at leas the EP8

>>18289069
Rosatrice fags deserve fucked by orcs and goblins nonstop

>>18289082
>having a dick
Lol loser!

>>18289094
It's really a shame. I was raised by a loving family that didn't throw me off cliffs when they got headaches.

>>18289081
Go to mansion with a family who is full of retards and homo servants and she will be here, but i dont know if she will fall in love with you

>>18289089
It makes me so happy to know that nobody likes Rosatricefags anymore.

>>18289098
What a shitty family then

>>18289098
I assume you weren't also given to your mother, because she couldn't get pregnant, by her father-in-law, who also happened to be your father-grandfather.

>>18289098
do you play with your imouto's butt often?

OKAY WHO IS THE FATHERS OF LAMBDA-CHAN BABY?

>>18289121
ME

>>18289126
Bern will burn you.

>>18289118
Imagine what'd happen if the person whose butt is getting pinched by Lion didn't take a bath! Lion's fingers would be all smelly! Eww!

>>18289121
Gohda, duh! He knows how to make cakes very well.

>>18289126

>>18289138
Yes!, Lion is very dirty i bet his hands always smells bad because of that habit, but he secretly loves the smells of his fingers and even licks them!

How can you not notice there are 2 servants that never appear at the same time for such a long time?

>>18289173
Ushiromiya's are the embodiment of stupidity, no more proof is needed

>>18289173
You would never expect something as weird as what was going on with Shannon/Kanon to happen, would you? They probably thought it was some kind of coincidence or maybe didn't even care about it. Also, remember that Nanjo, Kumasawa and Genji talked as if they saw them together, helping clear any suspicion (if there was any).

>>18289173
>paying attention to a low-life servant
Do you chat with your housemaid as well?

Nanjo is going to confess his love for you in this letter, would you accept it or are you a fucking piece of hearthless shit?

>>18289194
>raped his daughter
>got away with it
Seems pretty smart tbqh

>>18289173
The mansions was always full of servants, only THAT day the "two" of them where the only servants there.

>>18289207
kinzo was the only exeption

Bern OTP

>>18289207
I wouldn't call a creepy pedo smart. They are more mentally immature creeps than anything tbqh

Would you a mansion?

>>18289233
I'd rather a cottage on the beach. Preferably with no elaborate series of locked rooms.

>>18289225
i fapped a lot with RGD because of Stella ;_;

>>18289233
Would I blow up a mansion? Nah, I'm not a creepy tranny.

>>18289233
I would live a happy life with my wife Sayo there. Yes.

>>18289243
I fapped a lot with RGD because of Nina

slut

Another one, how did Sayo manage to take out the key and put it in the closet without being noticed?

>>18289204
I would accept only to reject him immediately after.

>>18289273
Umineko boards is not about details like that, as long as the GM wants something to happen and is not literally impossible, it happens.

Rosatrice isnt even a thing, they are just trolling no one can believe in that for real.

>>18289273
>put your key in the closet
>go in room to clean with other maids
>steal their key and put it in your pocket

>>18289288
at least you are going to accept the letter tho

>>18289327
Well yeah, I'm not a fucking piece of hearthless shit.