/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Nothing.

>'hikikomori' clothes
wat

lol

I got a bathrobe, PJ pants, gilette soap/shaving set, $100, and some more from my two eldest sisters but they haven't bought it yet due to snow.

A red shirt with a rhino and bad English.
At least I got a GeForce 6200 a few days earlier. FUCK YES I CAN PLAY SA NOW

>>1819030
Lounging around clothes.

Even though I'm just in a robe most of the time.

real moneyz. on a sidenote: IS THAT A WAHA THREAD?!

We don't celebrate Christmas so the only thing I got was a loud morning. On an unrelated note, does anyone have that touhou strip about touhou? I remember that there was a full colour strip with a "makers get very thin" comment in it.

hahaha real hiki christmas goes like that:
mother begs one two weeks ahead to come on christmas .... then you go, alone, without anything of course, just to eat something nice. You will get a full dose of pity and a sweatshirt, socks or shorts and a chocolate. You won't say anything, don't give anything in exchange and after that you will go home. Alone of course. Yeah

I got a candy cane from my brother.

A pillow and Persona 4. Maybe 1 or 2 other little things, I don't know, haven't opened my presents yet.

I couldn't think of anything to ask for, so I'm not getting much.

My mom made me lasagna. Fuck yeah.

Funny, is it just me or all of us NEETs never leave our pajamas / robes?

Nothing at all. ;_;

>>1819071
What's the point of changing into anything else?

i got a calendar from my aunt
my parents are going to buy me a new mattress

My family's too poor to buy gifts (fuck no economic crisis), but /jp/'s given me quite a bit this last week.

Lots of clothes, games, money; the usual stuff

>>1819058
The gift from my brother was amazing. What could it be?

A knock on the door at 12:30 in the morning. I had just nodded off to sleep (I had things to do this morning so I decided I should be well rested at least one night out of the year), and then I wake up to the dogs barking. So I go downstairs and answer the door to find the father of my brother's ex-girlfriend. He shows me a rock with some threatening messages on it, and claim that they've been getting death threats on their answering machine since the two broke up. People apparently have also seen my brother in the area. I refer him to speak to my mother while I brew myself a cup of tea.

When that's all said and done, I'd finally gotten back to sleep again when THERE'S ANOTHER KNOCK. This time, it's the police. They'd like to talk to my mother and my brother. I don't know what happened because I sat inside sipping on more tea, when my brother comes back inside the house 30 minutes later and storms up the stairs. My mother comes inside yelling up at him "Don't talk to her, don't go near her!" I just look at her, sigh, and come back upstairs to try to get to sleep again.

Thank you, my dear brother for a wonderful Christmas morning.

>>1819054

Merry Christmas anon

Weeaboo shit (fuck yeah, final volumes of Monster!) and clothes. And that's only half my presents, so my parents went overboard again this year.

Normal people ask for movies, music, and games for Christmas, but I don't need those anymore. I can download them all for free, so there are really very few things to ask for. I was thinking about getting a Wii game, but last week I soft-modded my wii, so now I can just download games for that too.

Everything else I want (HDTV, new computer, etc) is too expensive for a Christmas present.

two shirts and a book

>>1819108
Ah, thank you kindly. I've been looking for it for days, but my folders are simply too unorganized.

I didn't get shit.

Man this christmas was shit. Every other christmas was shit too but gee, this one was particularly bad. Waking up at 18:00 just to eat shit they specially made. Goddamn it's not even good. Well GEE, look at that, they got sushi from some Zapanese restaurant, and GEE, it's all old and shit, because it's from TWO days ago. Goddamn shit. So here I sat eating my two day old crusty food saying nothing at all.
19:00 arrives, finally ate all shit, and I'm gone. Motherfuckers. Niggers.

Why should NEETs get anything? We've shed our materialistic needs a long time ago, there's nothing we need anymore.

Chocolate and money, I get the same thing every year.

My family's too lazy to think of any new gifts and I don't ask them for anything specific since they've bought the wrong stuff before.

>>1819144
I was forced to tell them something I wanted.

I didn't get anything. I've just sat around the house all day watching some Macross and smoking cigars. I did get a call from one of my old service buddies, that was a welcome surprise.

Received nothing, wanted nothing. Today is the same as any other day.

Received nothing, wanted nothing, gave nothing. Today is the same as any other day.

Nothing.

I dislike them (mostly just my mother), so anything they would have given me would have gone straight back to them.

Or to the garbage.

SR60 headphones (damn nice)
Music
A couple books
And a purple with black stripes sweater

>>1819170
>(damn uncomfortable)
Fixed

>>1819176
They keep my ears warm during the winter. Also, my head isn't severely deformed, which helps. I recommend seeing a doctor.

Aftershave and showergel.I think my parents are trying to tell me something ;_;

>>1819179
Those are some pretty expensive earmuffs then.

Enjoy your ugly headphones with awful build quality and overhyped sound.

My cousin sent me Fate Unlimited Codes SP edition while she is in JET. Awesome shit. UPS dropped it off Christmas Eve.

>>1819185
I will, thanks! Merry christmas!

>>1819185
You're pathethic.
The only thing you can miss of any Headphones right now is the durability.

>>1819214
>pathethic
>miss of

>>1819218
What.

About 200$ and some sweets. I always get money in occasions like this. There's nothing I really need, so I'm not going to spend it.

Nothing, except maybe 50$ my dad gave me but it was not on Christmas nor was it a gift.

SR60s are good for the price point, but they are definitely uncomfortable over long periods of time. I use the Sennheiser hd280pro set right now, which are really damn comfortable, as in for hours on end.

1 TB hard drive
gigantic watch that is loose even tightened as far as it will go (sturhling)
Arrested Development season 2 (fuck yea)
Holga camera, even though I have no clue what I'm doing when taking pictures
nice scarf
nice clothes

Didn't get anything...

/jp/ is so slow right now. I guess even here most people have relatives to spend Christmas with.

Got nuthin'

>>1819256
Much of /jp/ does consist of college students after all. I'm here because my family doesn't really celebrate Christmas. This is a day like any other weekend.

Nothing. Well no actually, mom made me a chicken salad.

I didn't get anything, and I lost my internet connection yesterday, and it was just restored right now. I forgot to go shopping, and my cupboards are bare and there's no stores open. And I feel to ashamed to go buy crap from a 24-hour convenience store. So I guess I starve today.

Dance Dance Revolution Wii
Mario Kart Wii
Spa Soap
Polo Shirt
Pink Shirt (grandma said it's a joke because she never saw me witha girlfriend...)
FUCKING LEGO from my aunt
burnt Berikore dual layer DVD

>>1819260
What does being a college student have to do with going see people on christmas?

I got the game in which the killer is Adachi, Persona 4

>>1819272
your grandma just wants some great-grandchildren, the selfish whore. don't yield to her.

>>1819272
LOL FAG!

>>1819272
I dunno man, Lego are pretty cool I still play with some from time to time, actually, I have some in my room.

I wished for a girlfriend and a job, and got neither.

Actually I wished mostly for job-hunting clothes and manga, and got clothes and candy and 2 manga(s?).

Hopefully I'll get myself a job, then get rich, then buy all toys I never could afford, and around age 30-35, I'll see if I have time to grow up.

>>1819125
Same here. Everyone was asking me what I wanted but I couldn't think of anything. I usually ask for video games but I don't have time to play them with all the free weeaboo entertainment I get off the internet. Instead I got a new external hard drive, some clothes, and money.

>>1819345

I'm seriously considering mail order bride myself.

>>1819362
Too bad you can't get any 10 year olds through that service.

A new matress

I got the monitor on the right and an HD 4850.

Here's to true HDCP.

Cologne some diesel jeans and a shaving kit.

>>1819355
Usually when asked what I wanted, I answered "nothing" and after that, it turned into " the same thing as usual".
Nowadays, I live alone, I haven't been faced with the question of "gifts" in a while.

>>1819376
HDCP was fucking hot, downloading that again now.

Junk food, an MP3 player, and some gift vouchers. I didn't really want anything at all, but people get upset if I tell them to pike off and leave me alone.

>>1819376
who needs HDCP, just give me DVI or HDMI out with no crappy encryption.

Nothing.

How are you guys getting stuff?

2 books and a pair of sandals of the wrong size >:( . All I wanted was a new desk for my computer!!!

My parents bought me this.

Merry Christmas indeed!

I got a few books, a comforter, a sweater, two tshirts, and some boots.

Kinda disappointed because I wanted a subscription to the Economist and my little brother got 400 dollar speakers... But meh.

$1000 from my grandma as a graduation/christmas present, some clothes that are just ok I guess, that's pretty much it. It's a good christmas.

200 euros for comiket stuff.

So lucky...

>>1819440
What.

>>1819409
Missing the point entirely.

>>1819376
I RECOGNISE THAT MONITOR

>>1819726

Good work, bro.

>>1819726
LMAO.

>>1819726
My question would be: why do you have a picture of a man's penis saved on your computer, moreover the penis of one of your bros ?

>>1819726
It even has the same filthy spots on it.
Why does this always happen with pictures with dicks/bulges involved?

>>1819737
You should have learned these things by now, bro.

If it makes you feel any better, my penis is about 1/4 the size of yours.

>>1819745
I'm not the one posting my penis on the internet, and my penis isn't that big either.
Not that I care, I use it for peeing and fapping.

I woke up yesterday expecting absolutely nothing, like usual.

To my surprise, not only had my mother left me some food before she left so I wouldn't go hungry this year, but there were also two little presents lying around with my name on them. One was the portable Nietzsche, the other was two Lovecraft compilations.

Awesome Christmas. Now I just have to clear some weeaboo entertainment out of my schedule to make room for Lovecraft.

Stuff I got:

Cooler Master HAF 932 case
Dead Space and Fallout 3
The entire Hyperion Cantos by Dan Simmons
A Japanese cookbook
Waterworld action figures in their original packaging (FUCK YEAR, DENNIS HOPPER)
Vintage Star Wars blueprints from 1977 (in damn near perfect condition)
An awesome weatherproof jacket
A new Kendo uniform (genuine indigo-dyed double-layer keikogi and #10,000 cotton hakama)
5 new shinais
A Duvel gift pack with a tulip glass and coasters
A Chimay Trappist gift set with a goblet
$51 in cash
$25 Best Buy gift card

A 20 dollar gift card to Best Buy, since my parents think of me as a "computer nerd."

I had a fig that was supposed to arrive yesterday according to the seller, but it didn't. ;_;

>>1819978
/r9k/

>>1819978
>A new Kendo uniform (genuine indigo-dyed double-layer keikogi and #10,000 cotton hakama)
>5 new shinais
Isn't this on the order of several hundred, if not more than a thousand, dollars?

>>1820009
What?

>>1820002

That reminds me, I also have this Tama-chan figure pre-ordered. Was supposed to come out late December, but I think it got pushed back.

That was a gift to myself.

I got tiny Petit Eva figures, and a Revoltech Yoko.

For non-/jp/ related gifts, I got 2 airsoft guns, a Gerber multitool, socks, pajama pants, a wireless n router, and a giant chocolate kiss.

I bought myself an MSI Wind for christmas, too.

A harmonica, saxophone reeds, various piano books, a book about how to do things you shouldn't do, a movie (Tales from Earthsea), an electric shaver and a cardholder.

>>1820028
>an electric shaver
Man up and use a straight blade, you fag.

Tea stuff (new kettle, wahoo) books, film.

>>1820020

Around $200 for the uniform, and another $100 for the shinais.

The uniform isn't hand-stitched (if it had been, it would have easily been $500-$700), and the shinais were basic practice ones, the kind you don't care about breaking.

>>1820028
>Tales from Earthsea
Man up and watch Hotfuzz

Look at all these people actually getting gifts. How lucky you guys are.

My family got me three games, new portable harddrive, and earbuds for my MP3 player. It was an alright year.

>>1820032
I'm not manly enough to disappoint my sister by not making us of her gift.

i've learned never to expect anything good because any time i have, its always led to dissapointment.
since i get all my media/games via torrents, there isn't much to ask for besides hardware. even so, i got various japanese candies, $50, a webcam, new slippers, a scarf, and some board game.
now i have to spend a few day's at my grandparent's house, pretending to enjoy the company of people who are nothing like me.

Mostly a variety of books and movies. The most notable /jp/ related things were a Godzilla Vs. Megalon/Godzilla 1985 VHS set joke gift from my sister, a Clannad doujin from my best friend (I'm glad he's not a bastard and gave it a note that said to open in private), and image related from my cousin.

I kinda feel bad about calling her a yandere now.

>>1820045
Gifts are mostly just a bother. First you are asked to make a list of stuff you want, even though there isn't really much you have a desire for, because you're very much isolated from consumerism. Then you're expected to find gifts for your whole family, and you have to choose between spending ages thinking up something, or disappoint yourself by not being able to surprise them because you picked something from their list. And then you get the presents, and you have to worry about appearing happy every time you open them, even if you're feeling kinda meh. And then you have to worry about using them enough to justify their purchase. I, for instance, have to learn how to play the harmonica, even though I already practice with two other instruments daily, just so I don't feel bad about getting it.

Yes, screw gifts for you, pampered middleclass ameritrash. Enjoy your parents paying for your college.

4 pairs of boxer underwear
$50 gift card for Barnes & Noble (I already used it up)
a baseball-sized liquid filled ball in a black net you can squeeze & it kinda looks like a brain when you squeeze it hard
a bag of mini reeses peanut butter cups i asked my sister for

got what i wanted

>>1820069
>a bag of mini reeses peanut butter cups i asked my sister for
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
I want some ;_;

Nothing. I actually said "Don't spend money on me neither on Christmas nor my birthday".

>>1820067
Should I feel bad or something because I don't pay for college?

Persona 4
Pinky and the Brain season 1
16-inch model of TOS Enterprise
A number of books
$35 giftcard to Borders
$300

Pretty good year, I'd say.

I already got my record player a month ago, so I don't know if that really counts.

Today, I got two records, one of Martha Argerich Spielt performing Chopin, Brahms, Liszt, Ravel, and Prokofiev and then a record with some of Ravel's orchestral arrangements and Dukas' Sorcerer's Apprentice. Along with that I got hiking boots, water proof gloves, a new cell phone, and Barnes + Noble gift cards. All in all, a pretty nice Christmas.

>>1820067
Your tax dollars pay my college.

Fuck yeah.

>>1820150
>Martha Argerich Spielt performing
Silly, spielt isn't her surname, it's German for plays.

>>1820167
Only about half of it.

>>1820174
Ah. I had never heard of the performer. Now I feel retarded.

>>1820150
What's up turntable / classical record buddy. Though I mostly buy newer things, it's fun and a lot easier to get piano records because of how plentiful they are.

I got 2 CDs, a DVD and $55. I'm going to see other relatives on Saturday, so I'll probably get some other stuff then.

wife - kicking my sisters out of our room for the night
sisters - clothes, games, and some miniatures.

>>1820175
No, all of it.

Every single dollar.

Thanks for paying for my school.

I received nothing and gave nothing. It was quite pleasant.

>>1820191
You're welcome. Enjoy your education, young man.

>>1820221
I will, thank you.

I just FINALLY downloaded BlazBlue's OST and I'm fucking happy.

>>1819101
Haha, restraining order. That made my night.

I got an expensive coffeemaker, a computer chair, and a pile of blank cdrw's.

>>1820191
Scholarship?

$100 I'll convert it to yen to save for my holiday

>>1819440
>>1819440
>>1819440

WAIT WHAT

Fucking 'normalfags.'

If the total value of your presents is more than $100, you don't belong here.

>>1820285
Protip - "normalfag" vs. /jp/sie is a false dichotomy.

No need to get jealous just because you got less for Christmas, or you didn't have anybody to give something to.

>>1820285
or they could be very lucky hikkis/neets

>>1820285
Most of us NEET who live with our parents, don't you know?

>>1820329
So do I, but I didn't get much...

>>1820328
...Because we do nothing and don't deserve much.

>>1820345
>deserve
dohoho

a brand name scarf that's more expensive than my coat, from this girl I had a xmas date with, but then she went home because of "work tomorrow"

¯\(º_o)/¯

>>1820406
Hey man, that's further than 90% of this board has ever gotten.

>>1820427
That further than anyone here has gotten and want to get to.

He needs to go back to /r9k/

I got Valkyria Chronicles and a Target gift card. Ordering Persona 4 now.

>>1820403
What? We're helping prevent the overpopulation issue. We should deserve more than just chairs and scarves!

>>1819247
>>1 TB hard drive

Only thing I didn't get that I asked for. Which was a new pair of my old shoes, an effects pedal, and that.

>>1820187

What? Sisters? Wife?

I wish I could get a mail order bride and some mail order sisters. But I'm broke.

>>1820503
>mail order sisters
WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?

All I want to do is cuddle with them ;_;

>>1820509
same ;_;

>>1820509
brb gonna look for someone to finance my business idea

>>1820496
heh, funnily enough, the drive was the only thing I asked for that I got, the other thing being a pair of earmuffs.

>>1820285
Yes, Heaven forbid I have a loving family while also having an interest in stuff of Japanese origin.

>>1820897
out

I got some money and a bit of chocolate through the mail.
It was a tasteful yet soulless affair, as I have come to expect. However it is quite troublesome as now I am obligated to send them cards. I never know what to write in the damn things either.

>>1820970
be a man and write "Merry Christmas" and sign your name and date

>>1820972
Ah, but I always feel that I should write more than just the bare minimum. I mean they went through all the trouble of sending me a gift in the first place.

>>1820953
Fine, but I'm taking the Patchycephalosaurus with me.

500 gb hard drive
2 gb RAM
A couple big plain sweatshirts, and a hat.

Works for me.

>>1820970
I usually only write "happy holidays, thanks for ***"

Why would you need to write more than that?

>>1820045
I thought that your parents spoiled you? Since you're a NEET and all...

Nothing.

$500 to save up for when I graduate and need to pay rent in Japan, in case I don't make it into JET.

>>1821507
>don't make it into JET.
Oh wow.

>JET
Enjoy your horrible future.

i got this from my best friend

>>1821552
Your best friend is awesome.

>>1821563
and wants to have sex with you... anal.

>>1821552
>>friend
wat?

>>1821552
>>i bought this for myself
Fixed.

>>1821563

well i gave him this

i had a warm Christmas

>>1821588

I got a couple silky undershirts and some lotions/soaps to help me with my skin disorder.

I bleed a lot because of it.

I got a penis pump. Apparently I wasn't big enough she said....

these shit =3=

>>1824290
/r/ing you to fap on that fig and post pictures of it.

>>1821664
sauce!?

nothing... my sister got a pair of headphones...

I wish I could give my little sister a better christmas. She deserves it!

I got this today, finally came in the mail

$300
Fate/Tiger Colosseum Upper Megamori Box
Macross F: Nyantama
3 flavor popcorn tin
<---------

Nothing, but I prefer my parents spend their money on my sisters children anyway.

That, and I buy myself "toys" all year round...

$50

I got me a Miku figma with that money, too bad it's going to take forever to ship, I couldn't afford EMS, just SAL, fucking crisis, it's fucking up my life real bad.