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18169816 No.18169816 [Reply] [Original]

This is your wife now.

>> No.18169856

>>18169816
My wife is my wife, dud- wait

>> No.18169863
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18169863

What if I don't want to marry her?

>> No.18169895

>>18169863
There's a reason she has her swords.

>> No.18170037

>>18169895
Swordpoint wedding huh?

>> No.18170054
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18170054

Youmu doesn't have time for homemaking, she's late for a kickin' rad swordfight with her grandpa.

>> No.18170071

>>18169816
My daughter is also my wife !?

>> No.18170086

But my wife is already Okina, how can this be?

>> No.18170116
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18170116

I am more than okay with this.

>> No.18170121

Well she's really cute, so I don't mind

>> No.18170384

>>18169816
but she was my wife already

>> No.18170458
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18170458

Wrong. I'm already hitched.

>> No.18170535
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18170535

>>18169816
Oh no!
Oh yes!

>> No.18170550
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>>18170535
Oh my

>> No.18170754

But I didn't even get to ask her out. Or date her. I didn't even go to my own wedding ceremony. This is abuse. I want a fair trial.

>> No.18171141

>>18170458
Ha. As if, fag.

>> No.18171159

>>18170754
Too bad. She's going to drag you to a nice inn with a hot spring for your honeymoon and have her way with your body.

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>>18170535
>>18170550
OH YEAH!

>> No.18171203

>>18171159
A man has the right to go to his own wedding ceremony. She could at least have the courtesy to leave a slice of wedding cake.

>> No.18171212
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>>18171203
Into a thousand individual pieces.

>> No.18171215

>>18169816
A bride with Japanese swords looks great, even though swords should never be worn during a love ceremony.

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>>18169816
I can't merry my daughter. This is against the rules!

>> No.18171561

I'm signing the divorce papers RIGHT NOW!

>> No.18171674

>>18171561
Gensokyoan divorce laws won't favor you.

>> No.18172338

>>18171304
Rules were made to broken.

>> No.18172455

>>18169816
Alright, she can be my second wife.

>> No.18173949

>>18171674
As long as I'm no longer married to this DORK I can deal with any penalties!

>> No.18174010

>>18173949
One month of indentured servitudeto Youmu

>> No.18174022

>>18169816
Then I have won the game of life and can die happy now.

>> No.18174027

>>18169816
She doesn't look good in white. It makes her hair blend in rather than stand out.

>> No.18174034
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18174034

>>18169816
Already taken though.

>> No.18174039

Does getting married hurt?

>> No.18174042

>>18174039
Yes, but in a good way.

>> No.18174076

>>18174034
Is polygamy legal in Gensokyo?

>> No.18174106

>>18174076
Ask Reimu, she keeps switching with Yukari and Marisa.

>> No.18174151

>>18169816
But what if Yuyuko wills it that I must dick her? Does being married to Youmu mean that I must also have to answer to the desires of her mistress?

>> No.18175871

>>18169816
I'll cheat on her, sleeping with strange women and coming home late. She'll be suspicious of course, but I'll kiss her with a mouth that was used for carnal deeds and say it's nothing and I was just taking a walk. Maybe she'll smell or taste something wrong, but keep quiet because she wants to trust me. Of course, I'll get bored of her childish body and gullible attitude and confess while having sex with her that I've been doing this to plenty of other women and laughing at her stupid face behind her back.

>> No.18175918

>>18175871
Are you suicidal?

>> No.18175923

>>18175871
And then you suddenly notice your field of vision shifting to the side and into complete darkness. That would be the upper half of your dumb head sliding off after a clean lightning-speed cut, like in the movies.

>> No.18175938
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18175938

Youmu has the best vanilla doujins.

>> No.18175951

>>18175918
>>18175923
But that's what I wanted all along.

>> No.18175980
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>>18174151
Undoubtedly.

Youmu would feel somewhat apprehensive about sharing you to fulfill Yuyuko's carnal desires at first, but she's not gonna say no to her mistress either. Her loyalty is far too great.

Yeah, there'd be a lot of sexy time.

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>>18175951
Why make this cute dork despair though? You could just as well go and flip off Yuukarin. She won't have any hard feelings about ripping you to shreds and using your body as fertilizer, and I'll be equally happy to help her with this.

>> No.18176509

>>18174151
Don't worry, I'll take care of Yuyuko's desires so you can have Youmu to yourself.

>> No.18176697

>>18169816
子作り！

>> No.18177007

>>18170054
I don't know why I read that as "raw swordfight"

>> No.18178400

>>18169816
Thanks Abe.

>> No.18178463

Sorry dude I'm already married.

>> No.18179112

>>18177007
That's gay, dude.

>> No.18179156

>>18169816
I'd rather be her

>> No.18179182

>>18179156
That's gay, dude.

>> No.18179561
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>>18169895
If she's willing to marry me at swordpoint she needs to rethink some things first.

>> No.18179818

>>18179182
But don't you want to be a blushing bride, with a handsome charming man in a tuxedo at the altar for you?

>> No.18184494
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18184494

oh shit, soon?

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>>18184494
Stop.
Youmu is a slender girl.

>> No.18187595

>>18170054
Obviously you're the househusband.

>> No.18188702

Then I will file for divorce on amicable terms because SHE DOESN’T CANONICALLY SPEAK ENGLISH.

>> No.18188721

>>18188702
If you wouldn't learn jap in exchange for having "bite the headboard" sex with Youmu every night you're not living your life correctly.

>> No.18188727

ok

>> No.18193269

>>18188721
>"bite the headboard"
That would hurt for no reason. Why not just bite the pillow.

>> No.18194799
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>>18169816
Why is Imperishable Night Youmu so sad? How would you cheer her up /jp/?

>> No.18194839

k

>> No.18194849

>>18194799
Warm hugs while rubbing her head.

>> No.18200856

>>18194799
I would CUT her sadness!

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