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>>18140650
Not really. I mean I don't hate her, but I don't really like her either.

I do, but I was always under the impression that she doesn't like people paying attention to her. Was that wrong?

I love Satorin, I want to do disgustingly lewd things to her while still being spoiled!

>>18140650
Satorin is my wife dude.

>>18140772
Your wife is my pet, dude.

I have written a 170k-word fic wherein Satori gets intensely loved. If this doesn't count for like, then neither will a paltry thread on the jay.

>>18141166
>intensely
Link?

>>18141207
No link, my point is that Satori expects too much from me. I like her, but I'm only a man.

What did she give to them?

>>18140650
I'll probe her anus if she doesn't stop.

My waifu <3

>>18143476
i'm jerking my penes to ur waifu

>>18140650
I love you Satorin. I really love you! I want to marry you and have lots of children!

>>18143482
That's proof that you have good taste despite not being very good at typing.

I want Satorin to kick me in the balls.

>>18140650
Satori is always on my mind!

What does satorare mean in the context of that Halozy song?
Is it like netorare?

Satori is going to school this year!

I have a confession to make. I'm only as attracted to Satori as I am because I want to know what it's like to be thoroughly mindraped and psychologically violated by somebody that can completely see through me and all my thoughts.

I want Satorin to spoil me and gradually unravel all my traumas and cause me to ascend!

Being pen pals with Satori, and then finally meeting in person and crushing her hopes of being a decent person!

Being phone pals with Satori, and warning her beforehand that you're twisted, and then meeting her in person, and she gives an uneasy smile!

>>18144544
>>18144569
Thank you for making me happy to be a good person, anon. A good way to start the day.

the last satori thread was September 19. this is like, 105 days without a satori thread! meanwhile even alice, who nobody likes, has more than one thread! don't you have shame?

>>18147995

I want Satorin to scold me for lack of worship!

>>18144483
Me on the left

Satori is on a roll.

>>18147995
Again, since when does she like attention?
And 105 days? I question your data.

Why is she so smug after having fallen down?

>>18149088
Poker face.

>>18140650
A good portion of people can't make threads anon

>>18149088
do you know those times when someone angrily hits you because you're being too smug?
she told koishi her fame is trash

>>18149088
She knows you only did it because you have self-esteem issues and can't control your emotions. She can see you regretting it already, and perhaps learning from the experience. She's looking forward to the make-up hug.

>>18149088
She knows your pee pee is getting hard from looking at her feet.

>>18143623
Forgive him for that. It's hard to type with one hand.

>>18151374
Goddamn I really wish I were that cat.

>>18151601
There are certain sacrifices that you'd have to make though.

You know why

>>18152907
satori doujins don't satisfy me as before
I want Itou Yuuji doing a warm satori doujin

>>18140650
Satori confirmed to ACTUALLY leave her house -- not only that, she comes to the surface.

Granted, it's to check if Koishi's at the Myouren temple, but still.

>>18154634
That's a bit of a risk, considering pretty much everyone hates her.

>>18153068
warm like the cum I want to insert in Satorin's womb?

What’s she listening to /jp/?

>>18157003
Krautrock

I do not like Satorin

Her eye thingy creeps me out. The cable is too thin.

>>18144483
aftermath

>>18157047
Why isn't Satorin permitted to wear a skirt?

Satorin thought you might need help washing your back!

>>18157144
can't see read my mind that i just want to be alone? how annoying can she get!?

>>18157144
Only if I can wash her insides with penis, if you know what I mean

>>18157843
I've always loved the "let's use this to wash where my fingers can't reach" setup in porn.

Not that she needs it, but if a group of people started given her trouble, would you take Satori's corner?
I don't mean physically, of course. I mean arguing with some guys bad-mouthing her, not standing up to a lynch mob alone. That'd be a little unreasonable.

>>18157912
Only if they were actually directly harassing her and weren't, like, jackasses on /jp/ or idiots walking down the street badmouthing her. Those types aren't worth the time, and I doubt she'd care about them anyways.

>>18157912
Being what she is, Satori would start shit-talking you if you did that. Look up what her species do.

>>18157942
The prospect of getting a thorough verbal beatdown from somebody who can read your mind and see through everything about you sounds pretty interesting though.

>>18157921
>I doubt she'd care about them anyways.
Of course she would. Maybe not a lot, she wouldn't run home crying or something silly like that, but enough. Why do you think she lives underground?

>>18157942
I have, and don't see anything about that.

>>18157912
I would help her. Today I was on edge all day though so I would probably make it much worse.

>>18160671
Words cannot describe how much I want a non-shota Satori doujin by lolimate.

fourth orin

>>18161856
but he already made one?
I think you're a spoiled person
satorin must be cherished, not abused.

>>18167354
Old lolimate style is trash.

Newsflash about Satori: she has feets! I love her feets!

>>18168390
I bet Satorin's little feet are very warm. Her cute slippers must keep them very warm.

>>18168520
I wonder what they smell like.

>>18157912
Any who says shit about Satori gets put in the ground, mob or no mob.

>>18168520
Satori's external heart means blood has to go that much farther to reach her extremities. Her feet and hands are probably noticeably colder than a regular person's.

>>18170346
Is that actually her heart? Seems like it’d be dangerous. If she compressed any of the artery-thingies she might die!

>>18174245
Probably yes, but not to worry. It's pretty tough.

>>18174268
But how does she take off and put on her clothes with all of the arteries attached?

>>18170346
>>18174245
Thinking about that she must be very fragile, I need to be gentle with my Satori

>>18176221
Very carefully.

>>18177461
Again, pretty tough, but yes, her fragility is still above average. Be careful.

What’s she listening to?

>>18178766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM

And she can't stop tapping her foot!

>>18178766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMLL6nSuyoY

>>18178766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHk42kDwesM

>>18178766
touhou music, naturally

>ywn lazily wake up rested from a long nap with Satori
why even live?

she dindu nuffin the hate against her is bullshit #yokailivesmatter

>>18202969
>you will never pull out your now flaccid cock from Satorin's freshly deflowered pussy and admire the amount of cum it flows from her now second-hand hole, while she looks at you, shivering, hiccuping, and with tears on her eyes.
why even live, dude.

I love Satori she is my favourite

>>18203841
>>18203850
I love the juxtaposition of semen-demon Satori and qt daughteru Satori
>get you a waifu that can do both

>>18204020
>semen-demon Satori
No such thing.

>>18204056
this

>>18140650
I have the same feelings towards Satorin as a rock does towards a tree.

>>18204207
But the relationship between a rock and a tree is so beautiful. The rock thinks itself better than the tree since it is tougher, but the tree can grow. It can spread its roots and engulf the rock in its embrace. In the end, the rock is overtaken by the tree and stays inside it forever.

tl;dr I'm hard and want to be inside Satori

>>18204304
But the tree is immobile. It cannot move otherwise it will die, whereas the rock can make use of the environment around it to maneuver. It can travel all around the world and experience much more than the idle tree. The rock has infinite potential, while the tree must remain dormant, claiming superiority in its idleness whilst the rock in its mobility.
Despite this, the tree is alive, and the rock is not. Though the tree's claim to superiority is a defense mechanism against the environment which refuses to accept the tree's dormant nature, it is not unfounded. The rock only moves at the whim of its environment; it has no autonomy and thus its claim to superiority, which is its freedom and mobility, is unfounded. The tree has accepted its idle nature and therefore maintained its autonomy, whilst the rock's nature is to be a slave to the environment. So, which is superior?

And which are you?

is she evil?

>>18203841
>you will never pull out your now flaccid cock from Satorin's freshly deflowered pussy and admire the amount of cum it flows from her now second-hand hole, while she looks at you, shivering, smiling, and whispers that she loves you more than anyone else in the world.
intense pain

>>18205082
That one went right over your head, huh.

>>18204056
He means a rapable satori, which very much does exist.